Jo Koy Opening Monologue I 81st Annual Golden Globes

[@olivialiv872]

as someone who deals with intense anxiety every time i do presentations, this made me feel better.

[@wilsonwunandar]

[@creativecatalyst777]

😂😂😂❤

[@johnnysanchez7738]

exactly i’m feeling it right now jokoy represents me either

[@idakristinedemesa5234]

Jokoy had 10 days to prepare while previous hosts had several months, like half a year. It was also his first time hosting. If you were in Jokoy’s shoes, your anxiety would be through the roof.

[@ferrerasneurology7559]

Its ok . There’s a little bit of misalignment between Jokoy and the audience appreciation of jokes. It’s ok , if they clap less doesn’t mean auidience has no sense of humor. Sometimes its not the kind of jokes theyre used to hear . Its all fine. Taylor ‘s reaction is not that bad . After all her fame , she is still a woman who is sensitive and wants to maintain some privacy . Let us not overreact . Nobody’s perfect Jokoy and TS are just human beings . We appreciate both of them , of what they do , providing us music and laughter.

[@pavelchmelik1415]

Love the moment when he just throws away all the jokes and starts to name celebrities who are in the house

[@bernardo9202]

Yeah Cancel culture is a bitch

[@Cataxora]

He was boring af

[@hughm1383]

I interpreted it as lazy and a sign of admitting defeat. Even worse were his repeated admissions to having his jokes prepared beforehand... by other people.

[@LoneWolfCrooner]

​@amiraolivares1361 it's a tough job. Did you like the previous host? Do you even know who hosted it before Jo Koy did?

[@shirleycameron7718]

Not funny not one bit ....

[@BIGSAM-O-A]

This monologue is the cure for anyone who fears public speaking.

[@ericclayton1228]

Not really, The pain on his face would scare even the most seasoned performer.

[@aburden8580]

Good one.

[@BIGSAM-O-A]

@@ericclayton1228 touche🤣🤣🤣

[@namantherockstar]

Jo inspires me.. My parents said if i get 70K followers They'd buy me a professional camera for recording..begging u guys , literally Begging...

[@selvarajk3213]

This is pure gold! Thanks for making me laugh.

[@echarts3710]

This has the "drunk best friend of the groom doing a wedding speech" vibes

[@ILLmfnMILL]

🤣🤣🤣

[@eduardochavacano]

the drunk closeted best friend from Manila.

[@bonggratela5553]

You're so funny ...perhaps you do globes next year stupido..😂😂😂.​@@eduardochavacano

[@bonggratela5553]

And you are the drunk sawsawero???😅😅😅

[@djbeatbug2560]

More like the drunk distant relative of the couple's family that they don't even knows but was invited to the wedding as not to hurt their feelings, who decided to make a wedding speech thinking he's the main character or something 🥴🥴

[@dunjjkange6300]

Of all the Golden Globes opening monologues, this one is by far the most recent.

[@dudebro6360]

Oh shit, you're right. That's wild!

[@f0t0b0y]

🤣🤣🤣

[@mikekillagreen9432]

😂😂😂. I see what you did there.

[@jenlisane]

thats crazy

[@mistersir3185]

i don't get it, can somebody please explain?

[@gavinhay6627]

I've never heard of this guy, but i believe him when he says he didn't have long to prep for the gig.

[@naziaali7560]

He said it just 10days

[@nerizasularte8429]

It was offered to him because no other comedians dared to take the job to please the most self-absorbed people on the planet

[@anakinjmanu]

@@nerizasularte8429oh for real why are we still running these dang events 😭

[@puneeification]

@@nerizasularte8429 Yeah no one would accept that presumably very badly paid gig!! not

[@Mike__B]

@@nerizasularte8429 Yup, watching comedians try to do crowd work with a crowd that largely doesn't care about the comedian is rough. If it's a comedy special the immediate comeback is "why did you buy tickets for this then!?" but that doesn't apply here.

[@eliotsuied367]

Watching this makes me realize just how talented Ricky Gervais actually is.

[@mikewhite4560]

Yeah!! For God's sake why can't Jo Koy be RICKY or Billy Crystal? 😊

[@mick9708]

Gervais is a terrible stand up

[@grxzy7950]

​@@mick9708but good a roasting the celebs

[@spamgarbage6999]

and tina and Amy

[@JPZuritaAntequera]

​@@mick9708 so bad that he won best stand up special😂

[@nrlsrm3274]

I think that was incredibly impressive. Not a lot of comedians can stand on stage and tell jokes for a whole ten minutes and have not a single one of them be funny.

[@cohen8412]

Robert deniro pregnant at 80 was kinda funny

[@davidlawrence2776]

we have several in Australia.

[@fruitsy_]

yeah but it really wasn't a joke it was just a question @@cohen8412

[@tylerduggan7776]

If you think this is impressive uhhhhh…. You probably should step up your television viewing.

[@MichaelLegayada]

​@@cohen8412robert at his age of 80 impregnated her girlfriend ... come on bro😂😂😂😂... You didn't get it??? Googles just a click away...😊

[@SirAbyss]

"I got the gig 10 days ago!" Yeah, dude. You made that abundantly clear.

[@TheDrag0nSlayer]

He says that but somehow the media knew he was hosting 8 days before he did and announced it. So he is either lying about his time he had to prepare or he lived under a rock for those eight extra days.

[@queencassiopeia27]

Other hosts prepare for 6 months.

[@mikedeguzman93]

It's part of the joke. You obviously didn't get it. 😁

[@SirAbyss]

@@mikedeguzman93 I'm glad I didn't get a joke that didn't exist to begin with.

[@rcarcinas6916]

​@@mikedeguzman93agree!

[@Bruceybaby2009]

A few jokes start bombing (mostly the Barbie jokes) and he immediately throws his writers under the bus and blames lack of time to prep. Classy lol

[@lorideprod.]

Yeah that was when it all really started to go downhill, the barbie stuff was dreadful. He picked it up a bit, made it a little less awkward, but it was still hard to watch.

[@asdffdsa898]

Patrice Oneil talked about this guy years ago... Some people earn their placement and some are just placed there over well deserving individuals.

[@jamesleetica1163]

under the what???

[@kwstaskwtidis1789]

@@jamesleetica1163 the bus boss bitch

[@Twangabilly]

I think you’ll find the phrase is “under the bus” lol

[@magictacos2193]

The amount of second hand embarrassment I got from this video is enough to kill an elephant

[@mollywilkes5971]

Love the way they couldn't let the camera sit on the audience too long because the reactions are so herrendous hahaha

[@TylerFrey-qf8zg]

Because once again, the jokes are on them. Boo hoo lmao

[@danman6669]

"Heredous"? That's not a word. Did you mean "horrendous"? That's the only word I can think of that you possibly could have meant.

[@reihanboo]

@@danman6669 you are NOT better than what you think you are. i hope you remember that

[@tonypeppercorn3818]

@@reihanboo lol he asked a question? and he's right, thats not a word so it is a confusing comment

[@User-123-i6k]

@@reihanboo bro he just corrected his spelling, chill out

[@LukasDiSparrowOfficial]

This guy gives me confidence that one day I will be able to host the Golden Globes. All I need to do is talk random stuff about random stuff, movies and people. Thank you Jo Koy.

[@lemmetellyaboutit]

Tbh I’m sure you’ll do better than this guy…. cheeeezzzzz

[@JamesRobinson-x8n]

Honestly, they should get a random person off the street to host it. Would be a refreshing change

[@getwetsoon]

😀 sooooo True - any random person picked up from anywhere would have done it better than this guy - even without any preparation

[@kentnilsson465]

That comment was funnier than his whole act

[@MeMeVoyageOf]

And you gotta be gay.

[@ksmith1728]

The writers must still be on strike !

[@dadaaxel3189]

😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@lamontviolante]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MGarza-xw3vc]

Ok Karen 🤡

[@jennjohnston7954]

🤦🏻‍♀️

[@uaintseememaaan8901]

Yea, he’s definitely not reading from his teleprompter. 😂

[@michaeldemecillo6404]

Director: make golden globe the talk of the town Jokoy: easy.. 😂

[@zawarudo1041]

The previous host who made struggle session instead of stand up comedy also was very good at being bad 😅

[@catastrophicjones]

Dude wasn't kidding when he said he locked himself in a room and watched everything. This feels like a high school student's attempt at an oral report for the class on what he saw, while he tries to get everyone to laugh, but makes them uncomfortable instead

[@eduardochavacano]

too much pressure from the Filipino fan base really got him too nervous to be funny. it became too my much of a Filipino pride thing.

[@btsnewsglobal]

Well put

[@travelw.b12oo3]

Well, he is just stating the fact! If I were to have a monolog in a celebrity gathering, I myself need to know what I'm talking about and do my research. And jokes should at least be related to why the gathering! How do you capture your intellectual audience? By not being an idiot to gain their speculations? I think Jokoy did an awesome job!

[@randommusings5449]

I’m convinced the laugher is a laughing track.

[@mason96575]

It’s more artificial than the laughing in The Big Bang Theory

[@cosmic_pursuit]

Comedians take note: Never EVER call attention to a joke that didn't land.

[@john757]

There is nothing wrong with comedians addressing a joke not landing. Just don't let it be a nationally televised event seen by millions.

[@palemoonlight96]

​@@john757😂😂

[@gefaehrlich]

Nonsense you just need to address it in a funny way instead of making it worse

[@cofeelaced5406]

He even forced the audience to laugh lol. Cringy af

[@13blackcatzzz]

Carson did it all the time

[@jeanious2009]

This gave me confidence on actually giving stand up comedy a shot😂 Never done it before nor told a joke.

[@kateb.348]

You can not be worse that this guy

[@blinksstayfresh2524]

@@kateb.348 Including you, in real life 😂

[@tungstenanderson5991]

Make sure you're a diversity hire though.

[@blinksstayfresh2524]

@@tungstenanderson5991 Or Caucasian

[@Kyonak]

Dont

[@moon-fx1ve]

I know a comedian who admits he isn't the writer when the joke bombs (didn't work) but won't admit it when it works 😂

[@atyrannosaurusrex]

Did he just host the golden globes?

[@adamchewy2284]

@@atyrannosaurusrex and he sucked. Chapelle , Rogan, Theo, Alex Jones (kidding on that one.

[@ishihayahajimagumpara9266]

@@adamchewy2284chapelle really made his host funny dissing celebrities but not like a salt burn, dirty laundries, or an insult

[@aimay374]

HE JUST GIVEN 10 DAYS , HWAT DO YOU EXPECT

[@takkipusa6910]

​@@aimay374I expected to not throw his writers under the bus. What he did was a dick move

[@choiyawnluvr]

nolan's disappointed face & ryan's reaction says it all

[@kokomanation]

Nolan disapproved him with his look

[@scienz]

nolan is pretentious

[@ryanclark5197]

Nolan fucking sucks

[@harrywatson2694]

no hes just posh and good at his job @@scienz

[@gudgurl]

@@scienz He's a serious professional.

[@raeganelle]

i love the part when they showed the audience and there is no one laughing

[@robertoj.9509]

No one? Are you freaking deaf?

[@antihypocrisy8978]

This is what happens when they hire based on diversity instead of merit.

[@daichicreatives]

@@antihypocrisy8978 He's a pretty famous comedian, so this doesnt apply here but yeah he bombed

[@jeenkol7461]

​@@antihypocrisy8978He has pretty solid numbers tho

[@amberkc0801]

😂 what

[@fufu1405]

I have never laughed less in my life.

[@jonathantrauner3742]

Me too. Jo epically failed

[@chillepics4752]

10 days of preperation , usually famous and known comedians turn down the invitation because they usually prep for months and that room is hard to please since its not a comedy bar

[@fufu1405]

@@chillepics4752 hard to please? That was simply not funny, if theyre hard to please, so are we in the comments? Nah, just not funny.

[@chillepics4752]

​@@fufu1405 tell them to his real audience , jokoy says life is too short for life to be serious so make it fun even having a hard time. That's how we filipinos cope with hardships in life even if we get stormed by typhoon we always smile. Also those bars or jokes aren't prepared well so he doesn't know much what these audience like or not or how to make them like I said 10 days isn't enough and too short that's why you aren't laughing and he fkin did it anyway .. even if you tried making a joke bruh its hard try to make a whole gig in 10 days lets see if you can make the room alive or dead.

[@indie5621]

How gracious is Meryl Streep. Maybe that's why she always wins

[@BippityBoppityBirkin]

👏

[@awnyca4077]

The question is does she deserve to win

[@patrickkugel5191]

i love her even more! Selena was amazed that Meryl Streep went with that “wakanda forever” haha

[@joiisler8986]

@@awnyca4077 Have you Seen her work? She “brings it” Every Time. Just like VIOLA, who came After her. Neither of them are responsible for the circumstances of their birth. And neither of them “slept” their way to success, either. Just saying.

[@joiisler8986]

A lot of that audience could haven taken a page from her Book. Total Class. And it is Free.🫡

[@TheCharmedMC]

The host was laughing at his jokes more than the audience

[@MeMeVoyageOf]

Well, someone had to laugh.

[@MrVisde]

He’s his biggest fan.

[@TheCharmedMC]

@@MrVisde at least someone is...

[@gaerlan1946]

He did not realize that his audience were not Filipinos.

[@TheCharmedMC]

@@gaerlan1946 I have a hard time imagining any ethnicity laughing at this tbh

[@EJK2099]

Now I know why Ricky Gervais is good at this style of comedy. He goes the full route and doesn't give a damn.

[@tovolume]

This may sound a bit hypocritical, so if Ricky goes full route and does not give a damn and was able to roast celebrities, so is Jo Koy doing a similar thing i wonder why, and to be fair its some of the writers fault

[@tungstenanderson5991]

@@tovolume That fact you just wrote this, proves you have no idea of talent and who is behind it. It's not even similar. It's non existent. Well done on thumbing up your own comment though.

[@_Elizabeth_theMaid]

Facts

[@tovolume]

@@tungstenanderson5991 As if your the expert who knows who's talented or not, I pointed out the hypocrisy, you can't blamed Jo Koy because he is genuinely funny when he is not scripted so he is right to blame them

[@tron23058]

Who the hell is Jo Koy? Wow, this would suck to have to watch this in some nursing home somewhere.

[@wltchflnder-general]

I have never laughed so soft in my life

[@Abhinand-10]

The actors are acting so well to laugh, they should win an Oscar for their Golden Globes performance.

[@ChrisValera]

Seeing Meryl Streep playing along with Jo Koy’s awkward jokes reminds me of the time when she played along with Anne Hathaway and Emily Blunt and instantly turned into Miranda.

[@damndorothea]

wait what

[@Realhailyn]

The devil wears prada

[@BlackPinkPanther]

Just focus on the piano snowflake! 😂

[@legoboyo2479]

@@damndorothea At the Oscars when Emily Blunt and Anne Hatheway presented Best Costume Design

[@teejaytanya]

Which I thought Meryl was really cool for doing that! She’s humble and likes to enjoy herself! Jo Koy was performing to an audience that don’t know him but somehow managed to get Meryl Streep comfortable enough to play along and she was okay with that! If she wasn’t enjoying herself then you’d get looks like Ryan Gosling did when Jo joked about Barbie, dude was not happy about being talked about. But Meryl was cool with it so what’s the big deal??!

[@roygo10]

Nothing is sadder than a comedian laughing at his own jokes while the audience is silent.

[@DCDSG]

and claiming they're funny right after

[@reyvinlicup6845]

Maybe you didn’t watch it. They were laughing.

[@milliefalle8735]

They were laughing 😃

[@eumiranagi1844]

they were laughing

[@Aquarius212]

Actually a real comedian can laugh at their own jokes and not care if anyone else is laughing..😂😂

[@davidhandel5894]

sitting through this live must've been to die for

[@niyaking-khari3515]

I genuinely think that some of his jokes were OK, but unfortunately, he made things several times worse by addressing the fact that the jokes weren't landing. What could have been a fairly forgettable monologue was turned into a disaster simply because he got too self conscious on stage. I hope we're able to hear more about how he ended up here. It's a shame but Jo Koy was just out of his depth here

[@iceman58796]

Yeah you're right, it really wasn't thaaat bad... Wasn't great either mind

[@jaimea.riverol.3015]

I completely agree with this

[@TheShriekingPortrait]

the worse part was him throwing his writers under the bus

[@joiisler8986]

@@TheShriekingPortrait Where they belonged. Should have given him some Notice. He would have “punched up” his own performance. He didn’t have to take their “Hail Mary Plea” to begin with. The Real Pros understood, and went with it. They paid a lot of money for those tickets and outfits. (And a some need the Exposure for their own projects.) Nothing like knowing from whence you came. js I noticed even the so-called “Stars” made a bee-line to the Entertainment Reporters.

[@tryram6402]

I think it's okay that he said it. Even if it's a fact, it actually became part of the joke. The problem is some people took it too seriously. 😅 It was meant to be funny guys 🤣

[@Onmums]

I came in thinking he was an asshole I was gonna dislike him, but ended the video with sickening second-hand embarrassment and genuine pity 😭

[@xolilliana]

me but still think he’s an asshole 😭

[@aro2103]

Yisus craist the internet. YOU have pitty on a hugely successful comic in the KZbin comments.... Oook

[@Onmums]

@@aro2103 I felt bad for him; his jokes felt so awkward and uncomfortable. Watching this legit freaked me out a bit

[@aro2103]

@@Onmums Valid feelings. But I don't understand the response and freak out. I thought it was fine, laughed a couple of times, some jokes certainly didn't land, but felt more uncomfourtable by the audience being SO uptight than him.

[@Onmums]

@@aro2103 I can't control when I feel pity, it happens often and I get a sick feeling. His performance was relatively terrible considering Golden Globes is supposedly the best of the best

[@malako777A]

😂. Dude blamed, his writers, blamed the white people in the room, blamed not having time to prepare, blamed the lack of laughs, all with terrible timing…. Congrats to everyone involved! 👏👏👏

[@ishihayahajimagumpara9266]

A great comedian know how to stir and combat that obstacle lmao like how dave chapelle do and other great ones. This just proves his jokes aren’t anything more than copying her mom.

[@jay4you853]

It's part of his routine. He was good. Not great, but good. Stop being a follower.

[@jay4you853]

​@ishihayahajimagumpara9266 Dave Chappelle? Yikes. Dude is boring and always stone. Followers 101.

[@TanJerone]

He just lacks charisma somehow.

[@realbano]

I blame Ricky for being so perfect all the times

[@michelleantonio495]

This guy was invited to do his comedy in our online homecoming 2020. He did not do his homework of really knowing his audience. We had sisters of RVM and he was being sleazy and throwing jokes that only he was laughing. Just so awkward..it was a long and painful wait of listening to his jokes that only he understood. 😁

[@skipah2012]

Who are you? 😂😂😂

[@Skipbo000]

"online homecoming?" prove it.

[@gigis.6813]

He should have owned the jokes, stopped apologizing, and just went with it.

[@mikewhite4560]

OK

[@jmg999]

That's the difference between a talented comic and this guy.

[@SureFeelsGood]

no. this is what makes a comedian good. you don't just plow through and ignore the audience.

[@b_i_l_l_w_i_l_l_i_a_m_s_o_n]

Jokes?

[@steverogers7601]

@@SureFeelsGood since when does this make a comic good? So, you have writers make jokes for you and when they don’t land, you throw them under the bus? In front of everyone during the actual event?

[@danieljacobs5810]

This guy is impressive. A room full of actors but it is abundantly clear that they don’t like it.

[@Jzone358]

what u talking about they are laughing! are u deaf!! 😅😅😅

[@Haharino]

I don't like it either

[@ravenguilles4176]

Is it because Jokoy is Asian and not famous enough ?

[@BazColne]

Nice one.

[@PiccadillyPoohBear]

I swear it was a laugh track since everytime the camera turned on to the audience they were not laughing.

[@busterjp]

If it was a laugh track, then they had it turned down way too low!

[@prettybaby844]

HEY THEY ARE LAIGHING LOOK AT ROBERT DE NIRO HE IS LAUGHING SO MUCH TO THE JOKE OF JOKOY

[@idakristinedemesa5234]

Are we watching the same show? They’re laughing.

[@773SleepyHollow]

When the camera is put on a specific unsmiling person, and you hear other people laughing, that tells you that the cameraperson chose to focus on people who didn't like the jokes. It's like when Elia Kazan got his honorary Oscar; some people probably think of it as the night that Ed Harris refused to clap for Kazan or stand up... in fact, quite a few people refused to stand for Kazan, but the cameraperson chose to focus Ed Harris (and Amy Madigan) to save Kazan embarrassment. Don't allow yourself to be so easily manipulated.

[@lazi2243]

@773SleepyHollow nah there are a lot of times that we hear "laughter" but you can clearly see from his face that aint nobody laughing.

[@osnofla2697]

A wise man once said “Just because you’re offended, doesn’t mean you’re right.” That sums up the whole monologue.

[@valyria13]

Nah but… he wasn’t funny. Offensive jokes can be funny if written and delivered well. These weren’t.

[@andrewxu8611]

​@@valyria13they are talking about ricky gervais, whose jokes are super offensive and funny

[@laurar3398]

It's not because people were offended, it's because it's uncomfortable to see

[@strawberrykun6136]

Wtf is you talking about?

[@carlosqdeguzman]

As big of a star JoKoy thinks he is, it's at this moment he realized that most of the people in the audience doesn't know who he is and the stage got too big.

[@unlikeavirgin]

I know his face but not his name.

[@christinalee6121]

Now everybody knows who he is ❤❤❤

[@marsohlala]

Now everybody knows him. Love Jo Koy. Can’t wait for his 2 upcoming Netflix specials!

[@ActuallyDoubleGuitars]

I've never heard of him before either.

[@Jr42fan]

​@@marsohlalaI love him but damn I felt so bad for him because everybody's right most of that room did not know who he was plus oh my God it felt so cringey anytime he got on the stage and I love this guy a lot this definitely was not for him

[@ion_iot]

3:48 in the history of people doing an impression of De Niro in front of him and instantly regretting it, this one takes the prize. Someone died inside.

[@Mike-ss1ju]

I knew I shouldn't have clicked that.

[@ddonlee]

I caught that. He regretted right after doing it. He is no Jim carrey

[@nicolephillips4320]

We all died inside when he did that 😂.

[@Rich_iam]

He's a comedian. There's no way you think this guy who has done tours and shows is somehow starstruck and tucked his tail. He's joking, it's an act 😂

[@margotk538]

The celebrities reaction to his “jokes” are priceless. They looked so confused…”Is that a joke? Is that funny? Am I supposed to laugh? 😅

[@jay4you853]

They're always like that. Some of them take themselves way too seriously.

[@glenyjac69]

The batteries were running low

[@ashamed1225]

All of that with a bit of, "And who is this guy"??

[@kreizeeboi]

Celebrities never laugh. They're scared they might laugh at something offensive then they get cancelled then their career is fucked.

[@unmecvrai]

I’m getting anxious by reading the comments even before the video starts

[@phoebe3575]

this kinda felt like i was watching someone try and copy ricky gervais with the uncomfortable truth comedy, but failing with the delivery then blaming other people for its failure💀

[@phoebe3575]

@llMorningStarll It’s a public comment section - it is quite literally here to share opinions. If the opinions aren’t to your liking, then that’s your problem, not mine.

[@phoebe3575]

@llMorningStarll Pull yourself together darling, if you’re going to cry over an opinion you don’t like, you shouldn’t be on the internet.

[@geluz4430]

@llMorningStarll You are a morron. That's an insult.

[@pastagiovanni6527]

I don’t think I’ve ever been more happy to get an unskippable mid roll add in my life

[@TheReySkywalker]

that shot of Harrison Ford, Helen Mirren, and Selena Gomez rolling their eyes and putting their face in their hands is brutal

[@orbita1]

What's the time stamp?

[@juliodavila9650]

Time stamp please

[@dollarsaurus01]

3:26 holy crap I missed this the first time thank you for pointing it out lmao

[@yaelmelgoza2534]

Emma stone too 😂

[@dominoxbelovaxv177]

Harrison Ford is funny as hell to me

[@VideoNozoki]

That was so painful... ("They only gave me 10 days; it's the producers' fault.") ("The jokes that fell flat, that's the writers' fault.") You know who doesn't say this, _professionals._ Chris Rock got slapped in the face in the middle of his show and spent _less time_ complaining than Jo Koy.

[@tinfoilhatcovidiot]

Well 10 days isn't long and maybe the writers jokes weren't funny. It's ok to call it out if that's the case.

[@folklaur]

The temper tantrum he throws at 3:35… I’m embarrassed for him. Also ignoring the artistic credit and cultural impact of Barbie and reducing it to “haha Margot Robbie hot and doll boobies” all while saying “don’t think I’m a creep” is asking a LOT

[@freedomofnow]

Yeah and saying the jokes I wrote are the ones you laugh at?? Holy fucking shit.

[@BasedR0nin]

Hahahahaha what a loser

[@kant.68]

🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ Barbie is a movie about a doll bro, is dumb

[@pyrokatarina]

But what he's pertaining about getting attracted to is Ryan Gosling's eyes. I thought that was pretty funny

[@bbrecksters9528]

The absence of laughs is crazyyyyy😭

[@chegadesuade]

Feels super uncomfortable, I'm about three minutes in and I'm sweating for him

[@JohnDoe-oh8jd]

I'm only 1 minute in and it already feels iffy 😭

[@Bruceybaby2009]

That’s when it really starts bombing too. That Barbie joke…. Woof lol

[@theanubis8345]

fr and Im a huge Jokoy fan, and I was like oh no here we go.. but I enjoyed it and i think the audience did to

[@chrislee7982]

After passing the 3minute video, he actually redeemed himself. He did ok but its truly a bad start

[@funkydanieluk]

He gets racist after a while, so don't feel too bad for him

[@morg9140]

The secondhand embarrassment I’m getting from this is physically painful

[@malak555-l5p]

Same it's so so so awkward

[@graceantonio3573]

FEELING TOO VAGRANT HUH? LOL

[@EmmanuelFantone]

Really??? Wake up people

[@icedcoffee40179]

i know, i like jo, but im reading the comments so i dont have to look at him in his eyes while the monologue is running

[@3paynes]

I felt bad for him though. He was so nervous he had zero moisture in his mouth. Urgh I couldn't do it......neva eva!!

[@caseysmith5310]

I get as much joy watch a comic completely crush it on stage, as I do watching a comic completely bomb on live television in front of all their peers. Truly a performance for the ages.

[@ChrisInScotland]

I don’t think most of these people are his peers, most of these people are famous and talented.

[@jaminallen3119]

❤️‍🔥 ​@@ChrisInScotland

[@prettybaby844]

DUG@@CrankyComrade

[@SumriseHD]

Truly one of the performances of all time

[@prettybaby844]

DUH ARROGANT PEOPLE@@ChrisInScotland

[@femtoeclipse860]

This reminds me when my teachers kept calling me to the front of the classroom to read or do a presentation when I had only a month of English speaking experience.

[@waranghira]

He could've watched everything in 3 days and would still have a week left to write his piece.

[@edwindaoa9176]

Jo koy did well...was it just the race?

[@cappymom706]

RACIST CROWD BECAUSE HE'S ONLY HALF WHITE BUT IF HE WERE JUST WHITE THEY WOULD LAUGH IT OFF AND EMBRACED HIM SYSTEMIC RACISM FROM PHONY CROWD WHO PLAYS MADE UP CHARACTERS HIS JOKES WERE REAL AND SWIFT QUEEN OF THE PHONIES WAS OFFENDED GROW UP AND GROW A PAIR!!! THESE PPL EXISTS IN THEIR MADE UP WORLDS JO KOY IS A REAL PERSON WITH REAL STRUGGLES AND MAKES PPL LAUGH THE REAL PPL LIKE YOU AND ME REMEMBER THAT THE MAJORITY OF PPL ARE REAL THIS CROWD ARE MADE UP LIVES IN THEIR MADE UP CHARACTERS AND WORLD COMMON SENSE....

[@chrisrabis6190]

he is a total looser @@edwindaoa9176

[@VivaLaDnDLogs]

How much material could you write in a week? Also, don't forget all the prep work hosts have to do. He maybe had 3 days to write.

[@Tad1945]

@@edwindaoa9176What race ?

[@zserbs2326]

Never break up the routine to assign blame to your writers and insist to the audience (that you’re clearly losing) that the jokes are worth laughing at. Yikes!

[@marsohlala]

How do you know he is even saying the truth or joking about it? 😂

[@zserbs2326]

@@marsohlalafollowing a year plagued by a very impactful writers strike I think joking your writers let you down with bad material would be in extremely poor taste. Although you could be right in which case just more poorly based humor.

[@DuppyConquest]

Doesn't matter - isn't funny either way and rather tacky​@marsoh6102

[@ScoobyandShaggy5554]

@@marsohlalatrue, either way he needs confidence

[@marsohlala]

@@zserbs2326 you know he’s joking right?😂

[@Beef__]

He loses them fully with the first Barbie joke, and then when he makes the second one at around 2:58 it is DEAD SILENT lmao

[@MissEssence78]

I dunno where u get that from. Im listening more than watching and I keep hearing laughter and applause and its past 5 minutes

[@luanat.9613]

@@MissEssence78They probably add fake laughters on it because it looks terrible…

[@Crusher-x7g]

Imagine people being uptight about a Barbie joke. It was an excellent joke btw.

[@frances1227]

Tbh i think that was the only one i liked, it was still a bit awkward but he ruined all the other slightly funny ones by either apologising or saying he didn’t write the joke

[@orangesurfboard2238]

Yep. The engine cuts out after the Barbie booby joke. And then plunges to the ground with the 'all white people' angle, and then explodes in flames with the DeNiro banter. Oh boy. And then he throws everyone else under the bus. Too much fan boying too.

[@rocklandf]

There is a very high standard set over the last couple of decades for this show. When I saw all the reviews I thought this was going to be horrible. But on ten days notice, he did the job with the class and positivity he has brought to all of his performances. I am proud to be a fan of his. Really surprised he got the call to be honest, and he went all 12 rounds. Hope he earned a good check. A solid night's work. God bless him.

[@naranja1972]

He treated this like a standup set and got flustered when there wasn’t much laughs. The roast should’ve been awkward and unapologetic. Same reactions to when gervais did them bit he treated the audience’s grimace awkward face as their problem instead of his and kept it moving which makes it seem like he was slaying the audience. Jo was too concerned with the reactions and crumbled to it by going off script and sounding weak by acknowledging the air in the room in a way that made him vulnerable.

[@leivt]

I think he did a good job! You people are just too dramatic about the headlines! This one's not a big deal for the live audience but for the socmed audience....suck it up! This man made to Golden Globes!

[@aceholethevloggernaut5644]

​@@leivthe made it to the Golden Globes, yes. Then messed up big time.

[@aliamichelle_]

Yes, Idk why he was apologizing ll through this thing. Truth is funny. Period. Its only not funny to those who cant look at themselves ✌🏽

[@frances1227]

I get what you’re saying and its true but i do think a lot of Gervais jokes were genuinely funnier to begin with

[@BenjieValenzuela_1978]

This is true and perhaps, if he was a "more" "well known" actor or comedian hosting and saying the same things, reactions might have been different. For example, if that was Chris Rock, I am not sure if Taylor will give the same facial expression

[@robbiecasablanco2562]

I bet that 10 minutes felt like an hour…hosting the big awards shows is always tough but when you’re not prepared and lack confidence in your own material then there’s a good chance you’re going to bomb.

[@saingmckinnon6631]

😂😂😂

[@mikewhite4560]

You've HOSTED an Award Show? 😅

[@Nattymatty7]

I know I can relate to him. When I did it a couple years ago it sucked!

[@travislenz4166]

For the two others that commented on this negatively Jo Koy is a comedian and performer obviously regular people couldn’t do it but being critical of the performance is ok when it’s trash

[@steverogers7601]

You’d think someone who is a professional standup comedian, who’s been doing it for 20 years, would have prepared ahead even if it is just 10 days. I feel like I would have met with the writers and grinded in those 10 days to come up with some easy and safe one liners. Or at the very least, asked the writers to send me their jokes so I could review them before showtime.

[@adamzangara]

Makes me miss the year the Golden Globes were canceled.

[@TrickyTone873]

Nice one! That's a far better joke than anything that Jo Koy came up with!👏

[@treasureisland8162]

OUCH! 😂

[@tovolume]

I say bring Jo Koy back!!!!

[@HighPingDrifter1]

I didn't know the Golden Globes did open mic nights.

[@Lovelylizzette]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@ReallyJustAnotherDay]

This is definitely one of the golden globes opening monologues I've seen.

[@1983Dave1983]

It's one of them that a lot of people have seen

[@Anonymouse428]

Although, not entirely. I couldn’t get through the whole thing.

[@westsidejatt]

Best or worst?

[@dukeofpreston3228]

😂 ditto

[@mariettetc1]

That's an achievement. I could not

[@creeper5191]

There’s a difference between saying “I am me and welcome to the golden globes” and pausing for applause, and “welcome to the golden globes and I am me” and pausing for applause.

[@tungstenanderson5991]

The host was awful as a host.

[@Dani-ICU-RN]

Is there though, if spoken by a comedian😅

[@Anon26335]

⁠@@Dani-ICU-RNI was thinking the same thing because at the end of the day comedians enjoy themselves more than anyone else and try to involve their audience to enjoy themselves. He looked like he had fun and didn’t hurt anyone like that. I believe his jokes were terrible but he enjoyed and some people there did too, it was a win-semi win

[@hojaseca13]

Cringe

[@saingmckinnon6631]

Bad choice for picking this, dude 😮

[@liro814]

Jo Koy did a good job in his monologue. I don't understand why people made a big deal about Taylor thing. I can't see anything wrong in his monologue

[@marzipanmonkey]

He was spot on with the Taylor Swift joke in fairness. Every event she goes to she suddenly becomes centre of attention and she makes it all about her.

[@sunemiku7804]

Its objectively not funny

[@LAHWF]

Please bring back Ricky 🙏

[@metacrypto9110]

About time Ricky host Oscar.

[@HerbalistGuybrush]

Hey, watch my moves! Otay Otay, go hard AF

[@MarCapa-ed5uv]

At this point, bring back anyone. This guy sucked

[@RobertZitka]

Nah. Gervais is boring.

[@richard2616]

Now... you know the rules... No Whites allowed.

[@MateosFam]

Thanks to you JoKoy, now the Golden Globe got what they really wanted and that's to be the "Hot topic"

[@fcf777]

Bad publicity is still good publicity. He got his name out, and he can always redeem himself.

[@dustinemarkg.cubillas9338]

Jokoy made GGA relevant again 🗿

[@luxshampoo8520]

thats why he's the host!

[@Jogwheel]

3:27 - I just keep rewinding this "character actor!" punchline while watching another celebrity's reaction. Helen Mirren and Selena Gomez literally face palm. Emma Stone barely even blinks. Just amazing stuff, haha.

[@luxi378]

Harrison Ford is the best, eyerolling out the door... but seriously this whole thing became unwatchable. i was just bored and then had to witness this... what a cringe fest. i bet the Osacrs will be even worse if that is humanly possible. yes it is...

[@surj1023]

Yeah look at Harrison Ford next to Helen. Disgusted.

[@denizi6323]

omg thank you for pointing this out, it's literally the most entertaining part of this whole thing hahhaha

[@gmquizon6024]

This is not a week or weeks of preparation. This dude out of this world killing it

[@RAF-i1e]

Watching him struggle is so painful

[@graceantonio3573]

CYNICS HAVING A BALL LOL

[@deborahrose8621]

But what is fuckin sad is that guy actually very funny. But this shit is totally cringy.

[@malegi29]

Cringe cringe 😬😬

[@YoBoyMarcus]

It was his choice to do crap jokes.

[@jspfromnycgloba]

Woke jokes for woke award show

[@music4real]

The fact that the official Golden Globes channel posted the entire opening monologue for everyone to see shows that they give absolutely no Fs 😂😂😂

[@flowerpowerlass]

Except for the Taylor Swift part. GG was paid by her to omit that.

[@SilverStrumer]

@@flowerpowerlassbecause mainstream media took the focus away from the nominees by talking about the monologue and Taylor Swift roasting.

[@shawnablackwood4262]

I picture the Hollywood Foreign Press as just all the illustrations of Europeans from the video to "Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" plus Pepe LePew. No fucks given EVER

[@jho_ouiii]

“Remember, they’re just jokes. We’re all going to die soon, there’s no sequel.” - Ricky Gervais

[@claudiabertora5546]

Ricky's jokes are clever and priceless.

[@Ju5tThatSaraH]

Miss Ricky as a host

[@ikerostocaelsol]

This ain’t jokes. They just fell flat. And his delivery is terrible

[@ohsfer11820]

Right! Ricky Gervais is waaay better

[@joyboy2771]

Wasn't that bad tho just that people dnt have sense of humour now a days

[@craeearc]

That Killers of the Flower Moon joke was hilarious! 😂

[@MatteoSorrentino-o9y]

The most difficult thing to do in entertainment industry is to make people laugh with a monologue

[@_blank-_]

Isn't that what comedians do all the time in their shows?

[@analizaadelmann1015]

His job is hard …. it’s hard to please everybody.. but he did a good job … WE LOVE YOU JOKOY ❤️❤️❤️

[@jeanine1406]

Yes but sometimes someone is just funny by being himself, for example Jim Carey, he’s just funny and he doesn’t even need to speak 😂

[@bende005]

Yeah well thats why they hire comedians and writers to solve this" impossible "task. Also making them laugh is not hard even with a weak comedian can do that cause actors act up even in these situations

[@inhidly]

this isn't a open monologue this is a roll call.

[@KitC916]

Agreed, not funny because it's just names and few jokes. The Barbie Jones were very misogynistic as well.

[@JohnMFlores]

This is the format.They do the roll call + joke at every awards show.

[@grod805]

​@@JohnMFloresit didn't work for him then. Others do it way better

[@MrRay168]

It's a suck off rally, the very reason these award shows are not watched anymore.

[@TheDude55]

I was writing some jokes recently preparing for maybe going and doing open mics for the first time and I read some of the jokes I had written and thought "damn you thought that shit was funny" and I felt terrible about my jokes. This gave me faith.

[@sinebachrenleff847]

I saw this when it was showed live on tv and only now, months later, I can (almost) watch this again. I cringed the first time and also this time when I watched it. There’s so many problems about the speech idk where I should begin🤷🏼‍♀️

[@jingsarmiento8185]

Ricky Gervais is a tough act to follow

[@1983Dave1983]

Ricky is not afraid to offend anyone 😂

[@lovelightpeacevibrations]

I thought it was going to be worse. But after watching, there were funny moments. I think he should’ve just owned it more and had more confidence. I don’t think he would be getting this reaction if he didn’t let us know that he himself thought he was bombing. Own it!

[@zazzyroll]

Yup

[@gospellioness4419]

Couldn’t said it any better. Totally agree with you..

[@leont5096]

Yea it wasn’t that bad better than Chris rock lol

[@heyjustj]

If I had watched this without having heard all the headlines and hot takes before I wouldn’t have thought he “bombed” just that some moments were better than others.

[@lovelightpeacevibrations]

@@leont5096 I agree. I thought Chris Rock’s was worse too, but he is a part of the Hollywood circle. His friends are the audience. If you’re a “newcomer” or outsider, you can’t show fear cause Hollywood will eat you alive. I live in LA the cliques are real

[@JuriKet]

Who else is missing Ricky Gervais? But the - Hollywood - crowd of course loves this guy...

[@chelz9596]

Ricky gervais was way more offensive. They laugh because if they dont he will say more. jo koy was very new to hosting. And knew how this was big for him, obviously he would stay humble and quiet if he gets roasted on soc med.

[@dnlgrmn7169]

Yeah. He was good. Bold and awesome.

[@henrydarby1401]

I mean he has hosted like 6 times I don’t think he wants to do it

[@lewis6916]

@@henrydarby1401he never did want to do it, he openly said they just offered him so much money for so little work he couldn’t refuse it. His last time was an attempt to offend them so much that they wouldn’t ask him back too, he spoke about it in a few interviews.

[@johnnywalker5745]

Just imagine the backlash if he did a joke to Taylor and also referencing Epstein.

[@mushroom_potato_frog]

wow im impressed how someone was able to make what was supposed to be funny monologue into a 10min video on 'how to make someone want to die' 🥰

[@courtadbobtail600]

Man I feel like he coukd have pulled it off if he just calmed down and gave the audience room to laugh when they laughed before delivering the next line and didn't leave dead air when they didn't laugh, timing is everything, someone with no confidence either rushes or lingers and this guy did both.

[@kevinclark1783]

Absolutely. Just rushed the wrong times and paused the wrong ones too sometimes.

[@BenjieValenzuela_1978]

He admitted in many interviews he is nervous, yeah the nervousness showed, he was frantic. But I will forgive the man, he is very successful in his stand ups and filled in arenas before this event, he will rise above from this

[@ninacastro1331]

Robert Downey's facial expression was priceless!!! OMG

[@Tad1945]

Well he’s a great actor.

[@mark4083]

Oppenheimer deserved some shit. I fell asleep during it, but Hollywood has to pretend it's the greatest film... Koy was dead on.

[@SessVlogs]

What truly sucks about this is he's actually a really good hype man, like he seems genuinely excited to announce everyone and talk about the films and shows...but then he tries to be funny and it brings everything to a screeching halt.

[@MichaelLasotaMusic]

As a transplant American to the Philippines, I appreciate his comedy and this presentation. It was good. Thanks Jo.

[@azndrgnboi34]

I was seeing bits and cuts from how badly he bombed, but after watching this. I didn't know it was the first 10 mins!!! He still has hours to go!!! What was he doing after this 10 mins? Crying in the corner!!!

[@beverleyreid7572]

He did great.

[@john757]

​@@beverleyreid7572 wrong

[@jaibangayan6703]

Look who's crying

[@WikiZeruel]

​@@beverleyreid7572 Dude thinks he's Ricky Gervais lmao 🤣 he suck

[@Brooks1874]

@@beverleyreid7572I feel sorry for you.

[@JasonVoorheesFriday13th]

10:38 funniest jokes start

[@MeMeVoyageOf]

Yup.

[@GerGerDaLerLer]

"Josep, Josep, you are not pucking punny Josep."

[@dianapevtsov]

"You want a perfect monologue? Call Tina & Amy."

[@mr.supermanbatman6894]

The only problem here is the people seeking to see your down fall. I watch and listened to this video and I think it's funny.

[@TheGreyFortress]

Ricky Gervais made this award show. I feel so bad for Jo Koy, he didn't stand a chance.

[@tovolume]

To be fair Jo Koy got a mixed response, some celebrities i noticed were smiling and laughing at Jo Koy and some celebrities i read they buried their faces in thier hands, so i also feel bad for Jo Koy, as he is right to blame on the writers, he only got like 10 days, while the previous hosts got several months to prep so they did Jo Koy dirty

[@tosvus]

I'm planning on finishing watching this monologue sometime in 2025.

[@Gingawhitus]

lmao i had to stop watching too

[@robharris8844U]

Try 2030

[@Egoliftdaily]

I'm laughing my ass off 😂😂😂 For all the wrong reasons. 😂 The silence and the awkward reactions were gold. 🥇👌😂

[@elchapojr6219]

I felt so uncomfortable for Jo Coy but at the same time I’m thinking some of these actors have no sense of humor. But if you put on a placed interview they turn into something they’re not. Very dry crowd

[@レッド-h1i]

​@@elchapojr6219He's just plain unfunny and awkward.

[@digong5679]

you are just plain dumb, you don't hear those laughters?

[@elchapojr6219]

@@レッド-h1i no he just makes you cringe I love it get out of your comfort zone

[@blackbun130]

​@@レッド-h1imost uninformed take ever when he sells out all his venues 😭 the stuck up celebrities won't thank you for saying his unfunny yknow

[@nannue]

Omg, 😂 - I love this

[@8kgamingofficial]

i wish you best of luck with your recovery from retardation

[@SpaceCowboy-u7j]

I get a sense that they’re adding canned laughter and canned applause. There’s just not enough people in that room to match the level of applause.

[@notarapper2003]

Yea hearing laughter and seeing Noone react is definitely added in lol

[@thunderousapplause]

Good observation.

[@alitlweird]

*that and the “jokes” are stupid.

[@MP-rv7td]

Meryl is legendary! She took the jokes so graciously.

[@fcf777]

Taylor Swift from her

[@jamiefooddreamer6381]

@@fcf777 Taylor seems so fragile and bitchy. Like she cant even take a joke !

[@fajardoric00]

@@fcf777 White girl can't take a joke :P

[@Jzone358]

Love ❤️Meryll , Robert and Oprah!! Taylor???!! naaaa not a good sport!! 👎

[@Nopanop]

Nuthin special

[@therealslimpanda]

The laugh track went hard on this one

[@emerson92411]

JOSEEEPPPP..... u nailed it!!!!

[@chadchad9407]

3:23 Like stage diving and no one catches you.

[@Someoneyouknow453]

If its hard to keep watching this monologue I cant imagine live trying to not push off the stage

[@shimi_raikkonen]

Why they haven’t asked Martin Short to host the Golden Globes to do a classic Dean Martin roast, is a beyond me.

[@MsDisneylandlover]

I love martin short