Machi Di Di's lyrics so funny LMAO I heard of him during my childhood to teenage time but never check out his work. Since recently he collaborated together with Namewee and Frog Didi, I decided to check out his work LOL
TRANSLATION Hear me rap, everyone's stupid who fought me Ha! Are you scared? Look at my machi hat. It’s really cool. The pants I wear are the widest, including my DADA shoes, which are the biggest! Why the hell am I so sloppy (dirty) that I forgot to zip up! Wow! I fished and caught a great white shark! Dad's credit card was used by mom to swipe it, she can spend whatever she wants, One cousin sings gossip, and the other sings "I Live for You" (Jeff & Machi's Hokkian rap song), which I get inspiration from them. You must enjoy the music I make! If you play CS [acronym of Counter Strike, well known FPS (first-person shooting) game], must throw some grenades! If you want to give me roses and morning glory, you might as well play the guitar. Oops, my stomach keeps getting diarrhea. I eat too much Mala [spicy foods] and pearl milk tea. About to explode. About to explode! Ah... I can't eat watermelon at noon and my favorite egg tart in the afternoon. (HOOK) I'll rhyme casually, talking nonsense, Your grandpa, grandma, your parents like my hip-hop! I'll rhyme casually, talking nonsense, Your grandpa, grandma, your parents like my hip-hop! Haha this is too slow! Speed up and tell you about my cousin! Licheng (Jeff's Chinese name) is the boss, there's nothing we can do against him He is thirty-eight minus eight years old and his mouth is not just for teeth (Taiwanese) Used to play hip-hop, love to eat lobster, bored will not stay at home, likes to go to internet cafes, best at talking, because he knows Hu Gua [Taiwanese variety MC (also a singer)]. And there is Machi who is the boss of the variety show Big Brother's Return (2000s' one.), He has curly hair and a lot of stubble and no one is better than him. Another Machi sold Alfa [this one specifically for Alfa Music, a Taiwanese label] and was the best at telling jokes. I want to learn more about these SUPER STARs Fortunately, my sister's mouth is not so bad. She raps too slowly and softly, seems like her tongue is too big. We all do hip-hop. All the rhymes are Ah. [Chinese lyrics, this verse mostly rhyme with a.] Are you afraid? I haven’t used Alibuda yet! I have. Keep reading haha!! (back to HOOK) Oh, it's still too slow Increase the speed to 180 [actually on 165 BPM.] so you can see how scary my mouth is! Are you afraid that my mouth is cracking and cracking and I forgot to brush my teeth My mother scolded me, my father beat me, and I found eight cavities in my mouth. I really can't help it. I can't find the toothbrush. The fans must have taken it. Oops, I'm being punished. I can't play video games for a week. What should I do? I am practicing my new karaoke, hm... Do-re-mi-fa-mi-fa-so-la-so-la-si-do-mi-fa... Is it enough? Hahaha, so crazy. [Taiwanese slang] Do you want me to do my homework? Are you crazy? Make a call and use my mobile phone. It’s a pity that I don’t have any money on my EasyPay card. What am I going to do? What am I going to do? Hmm..., I know. Fly, fly, Peter Pan, forget it, I prefer Batman Wear your underwear on the outside, wear stockings on your head, and use a towel as a cloak. Let's bridge it and tell me, are you ready? Jump on the sofa, oh my god, something is stuck in my tail. Let me rub it, check it, and wipe away the tears quickly Pull up your pants, apply some medicine, and go back to the sofa to take a look. Boo-ya! My toothbrush My toothbrush was found! (back to HOOK) (translated directly from Google Translate, some revision and infos)
@anna0970-K2 жыл бұрын
好厲害~我直接被洗腦想學😆
@dnkfjfj24 күн бұрын
話說麻吉弟弟還有客串南方四賤客 雖然不是本人 但某種意義上來說也算吧(
@germanyball68305 жыл бұрын
3:15
@zyu4692 жыл бұрын
國中時期的歌曲 我的回憶
@user-qi3hz3lu9b5 жыл бұрын
這個鏈子真的不能給你
@user-ne9es7ko5y5 жыл бұрын
哈哈
@user-vw8rn5ub4l5 жыл бұрын
無知的酸名
@user-ne9es7ko5y5 жыл бұрын
@@user-vw8rn5ub4l 不是那個意思.......
@yun-huanpai11225 жыл бұрын
李正謙 這是一個梗
@user-ow7nv5ve4m5 жыл бұрын
booya~我的牙刷~x2找到啦
@xindu72945 жыл бұрын
終於有MV了
@jheyulyu23325 жыл бұрын
Xin Du 這MV很久了‘ 小時候看很多遍’ 也很喜歡這首!
@xindu72945 жыл бұрын
Jhe yu Lyu 我知道很久了 但是之前youtube上一直都沒mv 直到這隻上來
@jheyulyu23325 жыл бұрын
喔喔‘ 原來⋯
@ture10305 жыл бұрын
我的牙刷找到啦
@user-sz1wt8qv3f5 жыл бұрын
看新說唱才來的+1
@soundoftoday10 Жыл бұрын
1.25X 😼
@lindam844 Жыл бұрын
2023😂
@meltan39602 жыл бұрын
驚聲尖叫耶
@MiguelPereira-yw8rg3 жыл бұрын
Yo i can't read anything that's dope
@Loudassbmw3 жыл бұрын
Ayeee first english comment I found 😄
@MiguelPereira-yw8rg3 жыл бұрын
i only know this song cause of a rhtym game, i think it's supposed to be forbidden knowledge to anyone that isn't chinese
@JoanKSX Жыл бұрын
By the way the lyrics is hilarious AF This is my first time encounter the work of MDD (a.k.a. Andrew Chou) LOL though I have heard of him since my childhood