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[@devilmaycraft6811]

"You may have burned the dinner, but at least you baked a cake!" 10/10

[@liamowen297]

Enough to run a bakery

[@Nyx_Alter]

@@liamowen297 fr fr

[@neverstopfighting5211]

Can we just pay respects to the authors drawing goku in all their own styles

[@devforfun5618]

but the best was the creator of Dr Slump drawing Goku, specially since his style is so different from other action oriented manga

[@ProfessionalNamielleLewder69]

@@devforfun5618 Yeah, I agree. ... wait, hol' up.

[@fnors2]

Yeah. It kind of make me miss the 80s style of manga like Fist of the North Star. The art had a particular style that really worked.

[@doomsandmore]

The 2 artist I want to draw Goku never will. R.I.P Takahashi and Miura

[@rahul327]

Horikoshi-san’s Goku is basically Tadano

[@HelenaSan425]

Loid is lucky to have Yor the Assassin girl as a wife i respect that

[@ricardohoang8452]

Even how Yor burnt his dinner, Loid will try to marry her 😂

[@DSMCasual]

Gonna feel bad for Fiona though.

[@kezchoii]

100th like :3

[@Just_a_random_who_likes_stuff]

¯Ah yes an ASSassin indeed.

[@TBoneTony]

3:53 Yor burned the Roast and it's ruined. Yor looks outside and ponders should she buy Fast Food and disguise it as her own cooking? Yor: Honey I hope you can't wait for some nice delicious Hamburgers. Loid: I thought we were having Steamed Clams. Yor: No no I meant Steamed Hams, that's what I call Hamburgers.

[@spindash64]

I hate that I could see this in the show somehow

[@megameme29]

@@spindash64 Yeah, albeit Anya would probably find out before the end that those steamed hams weren't homemade.

[@alidan]

@@megameme29 thats why she has no reservations on digging in.

[@Just_a_random_who_likes_stuff]

Lol nice reference.

[@spindash64]

@@alidan And that’s what tips off Loid that these ain’t no steamed hams

[@josephpatterson2549]

Btw noble, the most likely reason for the extinction of the saber tooth cat is because there wasn't any prey that it could actually hunt, stuff either got smaller or went extinct and basically the cats starved until they all died out

[@rickbenavidez7368]

Yeah the poor cats were better as ambush predators going after larger, slower prey. Special adaptations is definitely a double edged sword for many hunters

[@ventureworld8046]

When it comes to the Sabertooth it wasn't really the fangs. The sabertooth was a heavily muscled cat designed for strength rather then speed all for taking down big game like giant ground sloths and toxodon. But when those animals died out replaced by smaller quicker prey like deer and elk the sabertooth couldn't keep up.

[@nujevad28]

I choose to believe they died out because their fangs go stuck trying to fit through a hole 1/4 of their size.

[@xxXXRAPXXxx]

@@nujevad28 WhaT aRe You DoInG StePh TiGer?!

[@t.kersten7695]

@@nujevad28 If i remember it correctly, i read once a Book about Cats (the common pets), written by Terry Pratchett. And there was one Cartoon / Sketch in it with one Cat explaining to it´s child, that Cats once where big as Tigers, but shrunk in size so they could fit through their Cat-Doors.

[@eclipsesoluna3453]

Raikou: Oh the irony

[@DSMCasual]

Lily(To Ashley): “Chief will marry me since I’m his original Waifu, you 3D Normie?!” Ashley(To Lily): “No! Noble will marry me since I’m his real gf, you 2D Trash!” Noble(With Cino): “Oh no. They’re back at it again.”

[@ricardohoang8452]

People at gym are still watching Goku btw 👌😆

[@DSMCasual]

@@ricardohoang8452 For real?

[@ricardohoang8452]

@@DSMCasual Several Asian gyms yeah! 👌

[@DSMCasual]

@@ricardohoang8452 Working out and watching anime at the same time? Awesome . . .

[@AlimTetramorph]

They're

[@franknova987]

Sadly, Tien is always serious so, Cell can't have fun when he is around

[@boss5718]

That Guts and Griffith scene looked like a stop motion painting

[@polasamierwahsh421]

Indeed indeed , but with less edges

[@Dynamitematt]

RIP to noble even when he has a girlfriend he's still alone on Valentine's day!!!😂😂😂

[@moonawakenphalt.5503]

I'm excited how Noble would sound like as a grampa and I'm waiting for it

[@movespammerguyteam7colors]

Meanwhile there is Tien who has the biggest shoulder muscles and has the widest shoulders in the show.

[@DreamyAileen]

5:19 The sad thing is that Stadia was actually better than current game streaming services. It's just that Google completely dropped the ball on marketing

[@charliekahn4205]

And the fact that game streaming becoming the norm would be the death rattle of long-term game accessibility

[@DreamyAileen]

@@charliekahn4205 Well yeah, but that also applies to every other game streaming service, not Stadia in particular.

[@Dbzmaster159]

I agreed with the meme about the guy wanting their lover to just watch anime with them. Not just cause of the fight scenes, but the romantic ones or the emotional ones that make you cry. Noble, how often has Ashley just held you when you'd cry during an anime?

[@jlan7844]

10:22 Ah, yes. The standard issue Marines rations are showing up in Anime memes now.

[@461Dragonman]

"Gotta respect Krillen, **the strongest human**." Tien: "How."

[@TheTakato122]

Tien is technically an alien.

[@461Dragonman]

@@TheTakato122 No he isn't.

[@bigsadge747]

im waiting for the new mission where loid is tasked to make a new baby

[@Eckskalibur]

To answer the SPYXFAMILY comic: I bet Twilight has 3 reasons. 1st reason is because she’s Yor. Reason 2 & 3 is because of her 2 pairs of assets.

[@FnD4212]

4*

[@Eckskalibur]

@@FnD4212 ??? She has a muffin top? And what’s number 4?

[@FnD4212]

@@Eckskalibur cheeks

[@Eckskalibur]

@@FnD4212 That’s part of the *2 pairs* of assets bub.

[@yugoxgc]

I guess you forgot that Sailor Jupiter knew martial arts. Just goes to show the anime didn't slack off on that

[@Nekosage]

3:53 - 4:00 - This pleases the butt-man side of me. Also: Her pose reminds me of the hot milk meme that uses buff-men doing squats. 7:55 - 8:05 - The fact that it's my favorite sailor scout just sweetens the comparison.

[@lovelasnow]

You can’t be alone on Valentine’s Day if you hold your siblings hostage

[@rickybro9288]

I'm just gonna turn triangles into f*ing squares

[@enderking6904]

In defense of krilin. Give him SOME credit, he is fighting in the realm of alien princes, kings, warlords, demons and gods He is a mere human, and he reached the point in his training where he can fly and developed the Destructo Disc so he can at least attempt to fight. Sure he constantly dies and is memes on, you know what else he always does? Gets up and tries again.

[@Going4Broke2528]

Let it be known that both Vegeta and FRIEZA copied Krillin's Kienzan because of just how impressive of a technique it is. He threw hands with MAJIN MOTHERFUCKING BUU, KNOWING HE COULDN'T SCRATCH HIM. Yet he had no fear. Krillin is the strongest human, and deserves mad respect. Krillin did the most damage to Frieza apart from Goku. He CUT HIS TAIL OFF. Frieza had barely ever felt PAIN in his entire life, and Krillin of all people severed one of his fucking limbs. HE PULLED *_ANDROID 18_* , for God's sake, he has to be doing something right. (Granted he somehow does not know her real name, after all these years together, and siring a child with her but still)

[@runekristensen9986]

Thank you Noble, now I have something to watch at work

[@Hoshimaru57]

I’d always heard Naoko Takeuchi (I definitely probably misspelled that) made Sailor Moon to be relatable. She made the characters based on the friends she wished she had as a kid. Which is kinda awesome but also really sad. So Makoto being Bruce Lee and Mina being her…

[@Squallshade]

Its canon that Sailor Venus was a whore.

[@liamjamesyosa1144]

7:20 sauce?

[@insulttothehumanrace3807]

"The breadsticks... I didn't think she could find a way to use them as a weapon... I was wrong. I was wrong!"

[@a_devils_spark6888]

Hey Noble, I just wanted to say thank you for all the memes, anime booba, and gaming hilarity. I've been here since 2016, and I just wanted to tell you what a great human being you are. ❤

[@melissaweeks6698]

Aww that counsel comic by Merry made me cry love his comics :)

[@silasthefish]

Merry putting more love into Stadia than google did.

[@MoonIitStroll]

I think Tinker's Construct has really big swords and, as a bonus, making tools and weapons with that mod is really fun.

[@Leonidas1210vc]

just wish it could keep up with the MC updates (T~T ) i miss my javelins and shiz

[@Mr-Green0]

3:56 Cause he needed someone to give Anya company.

[@isaachibben6768]

Noble calling stadia a console kind of killed me on the inside a little ngl

[@TerryB01]

That thumbnail

[@kod1265]

Great video I love lost pauses content also SAUCE FOR THE LILY LOFI OUTRO????!!!!

[@alcole-holic8779]

4:03 that’s a smooth line, I’m stealing that

[@HurricaneDDragon]

4:19 I’ll have to start paying more attention to Merry’s work. 😏

[@Mr-Green0]

5:34 Damn, it was getting too emotional.

[@206Zelda]

That Imperfect Cell and Tien bit in the first twenty seconds of the video had me DYING 🤣

[@bobbybobster2381]

10:31 the name of that one shot is "first breakfast"

[@keesh2736]

Thanks 😊

[@lukewt456]

No matter how many times I see the Stadia death from Merry, I'll never stop getting sad. Even if it's just a bit.

[@Mr-Green0]

9:38 Hope this doesn't turn Sailor Moon into The Joker.

[@ogre589]

BRING BACK THE ANIME CRACKS!!!

[@whazzup_teacup]

"now I'm sounding like an old man" That's because you are an old man Noble KEKW

[@lucasvandecasteele9904]

11:12 *look at Jiren* I mean....

[@BirdieSenpai]

Dude, Ultimate Gohan's neck is even more massive in the original manga. I mean, holy shit, his neck is thicker than my entire torso in the manga. I wish it stayed that way in the Super manga. Reading back over this sounds very strange.

[@adhesivevirus971]

So if I remember correctly sabertooth tigers had the facial muscles to open their mouths exceptionally wide in order to use their teeth affectively. Biting around the jugular and suffocating large prey. They died out cause they were too specialized and their big prey died out leaving them with faster smaller prey they couldn't catch.

[@SevNeijizawaVt]

1:22 Noble: (mocks the chronically single & depressed) Me & other chronically single & depressed viewers: ( *TABG punchmobs Noble while spamming "Oui", "Boomer must die", "I'll shit yourself", etc. & finishes with the most satisfying gun, the blunderfuckenbuss* )

[@kabob0077]

Someone get the 1911!

[@johnmartinez-valentin5427]

Keep the memes coming

[@trevorghalt1881]

That man was packing a elephant trun💀 and 6:41 she needs to be careful or Shinji might be "coming back" too

[@TheReaver1234]

loved the video my guy keep up the good work man your already legendary. Odd request but does anyone know what was used for 0:14, sounds amazing

[@Radioactive-Braincell88]

Noble has got so planned for that AI.

[@victornoel36]

10:51 All you had to do was to find the damn one piece, Luffy!

[@swampcooler8332]

9:53 I would definitely be a stay at home house husband (or wife). I don't have to work for a corporation or deal with customer service, and I already spend hours a day with meaningless labor (go to hell Kroger) and I would almost never have to leave the house unless I had to go shopping (which I'm already good at anyway) or a social event, and my SO would be the one expected at such event so the majority of social interaction will be aimed at them anyway. It's a win win

[@VannsTHeir]

That thumbnail tho mmm mmm! Loid eating good tonight and I ain't talking about dinner

[@ammarahmed7566]

9:10 gay panic

[@kennethtaylor3467]

that is sooooo cool, the poses of Bruce Lee mirrored by Sailor Jupiter!

[@citrusorange794]

Grandpa Solider: Son always remember. Be a good friend.

[@Eramiserasmus]

A great collection of memes this episode.

[@markantino2908]

Best thumbnail choice

[@WEKM]

10:24 As a prior service Marine, Thank you. I appreciate it. 🖍

[@lastpringle8904]

The bit at the beginning with Cell reminds me of Masako's What If Cell turned good story

[@SevNeijizawaVt]

3:54 me: *O.O* Also me: *craving a slice of Red Velvet Cheesecake* Again, also me: *hears denim fabric ripping sounds* Yet again, me: *feels lightheaded* Finally me: *feels a soaking sensation down below followed by a viscous warm rivulet emitting from both nostrils & instant blackout...* 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@masterdiamond5600]

I was just watching an old video of him, nice

[@austinlane2163]

Merryweather basically that large balls scene from south park with that office worker comic

[@hunn20004]

"Hi! My name is Tien and I make triangles into freaking squares!"

[@TheOrangeBottleCap]

10:00 me and my girl share the role of house wife/husband lol i cook and can be responsible yet playful while she for some reason loves cleaning everything and being an extremely caring person to the point where she wants me to be happy and lazy rather than try to help her at all other than simply comforting her shes weird like that lol, i love her tho my degen self tho hit her with a bunch of different animes (jojo, so im a spider so what, and an episode or so of castlevania and i told her i'd watch beastars with her at some point even tho i've already watched it personally and read the entire manga lol) and also got her into video games when all she originally played was terrible phone games cuz its all she had before she met me (yes elden ring is among the games i got her into and yes she loves it even tho she sucks at it needing me to help guide her through areas either directly or indirectly) so she ain't so innocent as she was before meeting me but shes still just a ball of sunshine and depression just like im her ball of spite cynicism and being a better cook than she is XD seriously tho... its like night and day between mine and her cooking, shes ok with eating burnt food and i have to force her to not eat it cuz its unhealthy and to eat more than rice and bread, luckily i got her addicted to chicken nuggets so its a start lol

[@AricShadowDragon]

Goku drawn by the Hunter x Hunter looks so evil XD Anyways keep up the amazing videos Noble

[@LemmingOfEvil]

TIL that Bruce Lee was a huge Sailor Moon fan

[@soulezwan266]

the best of anime memes noice

[@S.A.F.T.I]

I don't remember what it was called, but Kiryu just straight-up has a skill that boosts his stats the higher the level his opponents are, they literally have the same shtick. The fight would never end.

[@lechunky9667]

Meanwhile goku drawn by JBA [jojo bizarre adventure] is way more plain than their usual draw...

[@alexanderelderhorst2107]

"Valentines is coming up. Are you gonna be alone?" Nah I'm going to be chilling in my room all day and then going to the dance studio, so I can continue being an amateur staff and helping teach beginners cause it's dance night... watching multiple people bringing couples and loved ones, chatting with the girl I like and I'm friends with when she's started a relationship with someone else instead... and all the while continuing to pretend to be happy and smiling because of my responsibilities... only to go home and be alone in my room at a share house at about 11 at night... yeah I'm gonna be alone. I mean you'd think I'd spend time with family at least for that "or loved ones" point, but nope. Both sisters are engaged, brother is focused on his friends and university towards his future career. Mum moved to a different state. Dad won't talk about anything with me that doesn't make me feel miserable. I really don't have anyone to spend the day with... this is why I hate this holiday so much.

[@johannlhurtis]

6:08 tiger drop fears no man but that thing *slugger majima* it scares me

[@legoben98productions]

8:04 Sailor Jupiter is a Bruce Lee fan confirmed

[@WorthyEpert1]

5:25 I fully expected the Nintendo Switch to say something like, “you were always trash” then push Stadia off the cliff

[@iceklaw]

Hi from NewZealand, hope Ashley is having a good time.

[@OjiOtaku]

20 years from now we better have full dive units sans microwave brain cooker.

[@elmerleagogo2656]

I Saw that Comic that Merry made it was hilarious He is one of the best artist to make something sus into wholesome

[@geminihero]

8:15 gotta love that finishing move!

[@jakobmarshall720]

2023 quotes you may have burned a dinner but you sure as hell baked a cake

[@IshijimaKairo]

Right, forgot Valentine's is in...6 days. At least I won't be alone probably.

[@cole_manx9996]

Meanwhile, Ashley's in New Zealand finds a dude that's 6'7 background sound well. We know where this is going....

[@zeppelispin5981]

3:52 Slav guy : American spy detected

[@nullpoint3346]

She probably can do a full flat foot squat.

[@shameerganesh9695]

That tien meme was the best meme personally 😂😂😂

[@plzcheck286AAA]

10:22 And of course she's wearing MARPAT. Marines and crayons are truly a match made in heaven.

[@duggyfresh8899]

Noble doesn’t even get the neko arcuaid meme with the red crayon… It makes me wanna go play some melty blood…

[@Demi-Joker]

1:21 I got broken up with a month ago, and I don't have the time or skills to get someone else before Valentines Day, so yeah, I will in fact be alone on Valentines Day.

[@Ricks176]

You may have burned the dinner but you definitely bakes a cake imafo

[@takenname8053]

Super Nice

[@jacksoncouts8598]

10:51 Ayo bro might not wanna stand that close to Zoro the Minority Hunter

[@Mr-Green0]

6:56 Nope. That's what you get for bullying that guy.

[@arkroyalthelolicon808]

I'm not celebrating valentines day I'm celebrating the launch of Bismarck

[@b2j135]

Kubo's Goku drawing is sick as well

[@LyndirysLAvyrs]

Sauce for 7:16? My brain is curious to what kinda series im boutta fling myself into here. Also, that OPM art-style on goku just looks OUTRIGHT AMAZING in consideration that it's actually pleasant to look at and it just makes the 'alien warrior' aspect look better.

[@dumbanimenerd4169]

8:28 well if we're being real about it technically Android 17 and 18 are earths strongest humans as they are still human just with robotic enhancements that boost their ki and shit.

[@Sleepyboi_U]

Not to mention, they have infinite stamina so they won’t get tired (easily)

[@dumbanimenerd4169]

@@Sleepyboi_U they have infinite ki , which is infinite life force and hence infinite stamina so they just outright won't get tired they may look tired from like pain or whatever but actually being tired would be an impossibility so yea

[@Sleepyboi_U]

@@dumbanimenerd4169 I didn’t know ki basically equals stamina like that

[@skylerdoesstuffiguess1254]

3:57 who drew this this is just for science pruposes yes science pruposes

[@AneirinRPG]

Ashley's coming here awesome!

[@user-fh6mc9du5n]

Having now seen gohan's neck, I have to ask the burning question, Is he vampire-proof?

[@t.kersten7695]

I´m not alone, i´m watching Lost Pause. Noble: would you please ask your Pal Merryweather, why he and his Team always create such depressing stuff like the Stadia-Comic? Why does he have to hurt us? Isn´t he aware, that Manga- / Anime-Enjoyers are sometimes really sensible and just want to have a nice, comforting time? 🙂

[@Leonidas1210vc]

some people just want to watch the world burn.