Google Translate Explains How to Vote (do not do this)

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[@twistedtranslations]

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[@maddiedraws146]

:0000 i wish i could come but unfortunately i’m broke :(

[@maximuscraig8222]

It’s voting season 😂

[@valentineuwu3058]

Hii

[@neoagent3]

damn i would go :(

[@maddiedraws146]

@lugga 34 hi

[@NovaVirgil]

“everything is perfect!”..... this is 2020, try again google translate

[@rosesalad2797]

Google Translate is just trying hard to cope like the rest of us lmao

[@sunsetstyrofoam2819]

Lol

[@arealisticbeautystandard8920]

think Google Translate is in denial

[@ahouckable]

Yes

[@feiradragon7915]

@@arealisticbeautystandard8920 Google Translate is either in denial or it's possessed by XANA. I can't tell either way.

[@eirsavanflur4143]

I like how she treats the google version as if she’s babysitting a really drunk friend who’s just speaking nonsense.

[@Fluffio347]

Omg yeah 😂

[@DemetriLoizou]

Very true!

[@koolkitty108]

Remember that part of the video where google mentioned something about being tipsy? So you’re right

[@Xianthus]

Very accurate! Also, @@Fluffio347 ... yOUR PROFILE PICTURE- MY PROFILE PICTURE- YES- SOLANGELO-

[@SR-fq2jz]

For real XD

[@-v3n0m-40]

"fear the paper. Jail the paper" -google translate september 18, 2020

[@itsawidgeon]

It sounds like a UK PSA

[@hwgoblin]

*Be aware

[@washno.8251]

@@hwgoblin Beware of*

[@louloudaki_]

anything but the paper

[@alexandersean4708]

NOT THE PAPER! OH NO THE PAPER'S FREE!

[@thedeathlyhallows4792]

Google translate: "Voting is now a disease competition." Me: *Spits coke all over phone but still continues to laugh.*

[@alitherebelinstigator.7106]

This line had me ROLLING!!!

[@kittygoesbark9617]

It’s pretty accurate lmao

[@linklink3008]

"If you choose COVID, please explore the country." Why is this so true...

[@keyelee4339]

Google has never been right before

[@quillmaurer6563]

Sturgis motorcycle rally attendees?

[@linklink3008]

@@keyelee4339 Surprisingly, it has been right a good number of times. Its just more often wrong.

[@KKUNIQUE.]

What I think it means: “IF YOU GET COVID PLEASE SPREAD THE VIRUS”

[@linklink3008]

@@KKUNIQUE. Im pretty sure youre right

[@SsnakeBite]

"If you choose Covid, please explore the country" That's literally the exact opposite of what you should be advising, Google. Go home, you're drunk.

[@danielbishop1863]

Unless it's part of a scheme to influence the election by making people in the other party's neighborhoods too sick to go vote.

[@beyourselfbutbetter6476]

According to me it is right. If we choose covid and wanna have it, then exploring the country traveling here and there talking with different ppl will give us it. Love you malinda 5000

[@bessieburnet9816]

Her time tipsy

[@catlover2223]

Well, if we’ve seen anything in previous videos, Google Translate loves wine.

[@thephantomwolf9572]

“He had a bone in October.... dragon” I like how calm google translate is

[@ChouhouinNeko]

I'd vote for a dragon

[@iceflake99-dumbp47]

Idk why, but the *Tudja Meg* provides information on *Font Menile* in *Zeroth, AJocket* on *Telefivasocate, AZKet ALC uhenlavjavskenvika.* Part just cracks me up every time-

[@adelethings]

"If you choose covid please explore the country" Well that explain a lot

[@alexkairamon3844]

I feel like nobody is adressing that so thank you😂😂

[@perempuanbukanobjek4005]

Sounds like a perfect sarcasm for me to use for my ignorant friend 😂

[@babiegacha779]

LMAO

[@Tofublob]

Yea lets spread covid

[@checkmate3698]

@@Tofublob YEAH!!! *begins to cough on other people's faces*

[@ImJustAnAbnormalPerson]

She agreed with Google Translate Everyone: *Impossible*

[@turkburg7816]

I don't even understand what she means by "the official day of weeding" lmao

[@ThornMu]

@@turkburg7816 That was the failure of Google Translate, but even as ridiculous as it sounds (since I don't think that is actually some 'official day of weeding') using your vote to weed out corruption is the joke there.

[@turkburg7816]

@@ThornMu OHH Ok I see, LMAO

[@stealingyoureverything7947]

This is unrelated but can you put A in brackets like this: [A] on this video link? kzbin.info/www/bejne/hoO0gWCLhd5pmbM that would be greatly appreciated!

[@philiphamiltoniamapoet4086]

*gasp* 😲

[@puzzled-head3493]

"Hello everyone" "Everything is perfect" The Good Place

[@LachlanJ2010]

i love that show your so right

[@fries9468]

Ngl, when google Makinda speaks, Malinda's expressions kill me every single time 😂😂😂

[@julscatten2640]

Is Makinda the Google Translate alt ego’s official name, or did you just invent that? Because that’s now my head canon.

[@fries9468]

@@julscatten2640 Omg- that was a typo- Oooo it cud be- 😂😂😂 Thx for acknowledging my unintentional yet genius typo- 😌

[@slyar]

mm yes Makinda

[@fries9468]

@@slyar let my poor typing be 😂

[@sanderfrost5382]

In which Google Translate has two modes: 1. Overwhelming election-related existential dread 2. Choosing to focus on sex, dragons, spiders who are also spies, religious concepts taken out of context, and alcoholism ... which sounds like a summary of Game of Thrones, honestly.

[@Ingemaja]

At least GT wasn’t hungry this time (I think) 😅

[@ILovePanta123]

Lol, Did you watch the game if throans summary through Google translate video? It was really funny

[@sanderfrost5382]

Still waiting for Dany to take over Westeros with three chickens.

[@minalepenguin7322]

They have really dark spider spies

[@johnruschmeyer5769]

Frack! Now I'm stuck with this mental image of Trump riding a dragon and looking like he does when he gets to sit in the cab of an 18-wheeler.

[@SurgeSurgeSurge]

"He already had a bone in October." "Consider two ways to pray in bed." No Google Translate. I'm not attracted to you

[@SteveMullerMeteogeniaux]

How to fail your entrance to No Nut November

[@shotaslvvr9741]

BAHAHAHA

[@pareowchie]

HSHDHS PLEASE

[@chimimitsuki1884]

XD LOL

[@ThatGenshinKid]

@@SteveMullerMeteogeniaux no simp November :>

[@unpronounceable5020]

“All you know... is that you are in a situation... it will last a long time.” COVID quarantine in a nutshell

[@aestheticallypurple]

4:52 Google Translate Malinda - "It comes naturally to vote on November 3rd, the official day of weeding. Malinda - "Actually, yeah!!" Google Translate - "Right?!" The first time Malinda has agreed with Google Translate

[@BigRockyGaming]

Fun fact The official day of weeding is in April. Look it up.

[@KnightOfRagingExistence]

@@BigRockyGaming . How come you guys don't let us have around happy moments we are just little things here in Las Vegas is just saying oh my God you're you're just dating thoughts and it's absolutely terrifying because we can't believe that we are going to English translation and totally do not believe this is weird to Chicago listen to me I am a citizen of African girl we can't just

[@BigRockyGaming]

@@KnightOfRagingExistence A) huh? B) I actually thought that was a fun fact

[@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072]

@@BigRockyGamingit was probably something google translated?

[@BigRockyGaming]

@@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 A) I actually managed to forget about this. B) yeah looking at it now it prolly is.

[@dj3leven234]

Google translate is like a child who hears words and thinks she knows what they mean, and gets to talk like an adult

[@dot2336]

Google Translate is my Little Cousin and Little Sibling

[@olihelil]

I always thought Google Translate was the same person as Miranda until a few videos ago

[@gilbertafidemenyo6281]

but im a kid

[@linkfreeman1998]

no damn.

[@abezhang3644]

One Google Translate: "Everything is perfect!" The other Google Translate: "Voting is a disease competition." The third Google Translate: "Use a DARK spider as a SPY!!!" The fourth Google Translate: "Find two was to pray in bed." 😏😏😏

[@diegosalinas9278]

500th like ahhh feels good

[@old_acc69]

No the dark spider can before the voting is a disease one

[@David_Thompson]

Yes I can relate to "Voting is a disease competition"!

[@stealingyoureverything7947]

This is unrelated but can you put A in brackets like this: [A] on this video link? kzbin.info/www/bejne/hoO0gWCLhd5pmbM that would be greatly appreciated!

[@andrewvelonis5940]

Were you trying to make a point? Express an idea? Or just show us that you can type quotes from the video?

[@jadiorplays9918]

6:23 I LAUGHED SO HARD IN THIS PART

[@itz_cloudzyskye]

Lol, yeah. Me2.

[@BuilderB08]

Google translate forgot how to translate

[@henrystickmin9203]

@@BuilderB08 google

[@marydion7872]

"you do not know" nope. I absolutely do not know

[@El_Silveiro]

"The best way to do this is with a real dark spider as a spy" "I HAVE A TICKET" Google is revealing their secrets... And she have a ticket

[@SsnakeBite]

"Voting is now a disease competition" This is somehow a mood.

[@bluethunderandfrankchallen3825]

Its the mood of 2020

[@stells8518]

@BlueThunder and Frank Challenges and parody’s yes

[@ciaran4868]

LMFAO

[@20melonsinatrenchcoat]

420th like

[@games_on_phone89]

politics have always been a disease competition so yeah

[@starlight72733]

"If you choose COVID, please explore the country" This is how it began, ladies and gentlemen

[@Jessica_Szoke]

Lol, so true! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@eeshanmarathe3369]

Top 10 Times GT Actually Knew What Was Happening

[@brianb8060]

They need to watch the "country roads" video.

[@KeyboardPadawan]

Oh noooo lol

[@supercg1526]

"The second choice is the first choice" -Google Translate 2020

[@Endez1a]

“All you know is that you are in a situation, it will last a long time” Me: never heard truer words 👁👄👁

[@nawarb.4226]

Translator Fails is funny in three ways: 1) When it makes no sense 2) When it makes TOO MUCH sense 3) Just by existing

[@SweetflyRachel]

You got it spot-on

[@koolkitty108]

4). When you get those random, really depressing lines either about Google’s loneliness, sadness, or death

[@koolkitty108]

^ or the other times when I’ve tried it, and it turns into some secret war plan or demonic entities visiting

[@llama119]

Left: Normal person presenting Right: Drunk person *trying* to explain something

[@Andrew-pr9xv]

So the sensible person is on the Left... And the idiot is on the Right? ... Seems dead-on to me.

[@llama119]

Andrew Priest yup 😂

[@zanybrainy794]

In this it’s accurate, but most of the time it’s the other way around.

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

Politics in a nutshell.

[@davidtrottier7066]

Certainly true with Trump.

[@GlaceonStudios]

1:24 This is actually a good back-and-forth conversation between Malinda and Translate; Translate basically finishes Malinda's sentence.

[@Estellethehufflepuff]

Me in August 2023: I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE VIRTUAL MEET N GREET

[@josephfernandez8015]

Considering how this year is going, a dragon attack in October would not surprise me in the least.

[@elenafriese891]

Honestly, it would be something of a highlight at this point as far as I'm concerned.

[@ulmslvalnithrus8025]

2020 is the opposite of the boy who cried wolf. So many crazy things are happening the UN could announce the discovery of a xenomorph hive and we would just say “ So, that happened.”

[@Ellenchattergirl]

Nope, me neither

[@stealingyoureverything7947]

This is unrelated but can you put A in brackets like this: [A] on this video link? kzbin.info/www/bejne/hoO0gWCLhd5pmbM that would be greatly appreciated!

[@jonathancoleman9062]

I'm just surprised it hasn't happened ALREADY

[@harsinsinquin4032]

“40 countries have 600 voting rights NOT FOR LONG” *smiles intensely*

[@camacaron06]

Google translate is confirmed to support dictatorships and the overthrow of democracies O_O

[@MSprojectGacha]

O-o

[@fatgriffin9907]

That part was the only part that got me crying laughing

[@PeppermintSpikes]

Now 41 countries have 600 voting rights.

[@stevenwilliams3038]

I live in Australia and we only have 599 voting rights, 1 more voting right and then 41 countries have 600 voting rights. Zimbabwe is close behind us

[@mai.vancon]

5:07 I don’t understand why that’s translated in a flirty way, but I can’t stop laughing. 😂

[@cosmic09]

Me who’s under 18 and Canadian watching how to vote in the US election in January: *interesting*

[@mazzy_ivy]

Same! Except its march 2023

[@eeng17]

​@@mazzy_ivyhi same but in us

[@LesbianImpact]

I’m in India, watching in April 2023

[@LotusAndGlitch]

I'm indo and watching in may 2023.

[@sylvie6898]

“All you know is that you are in a situation. It will last a long time.” I mean, you’re not wrong-

[@JustinDaniels]

I hope Covid will end soon! I'm tired of masks and social distancing!

[@nurse425]

@@JustinDaniels AMEN!

[@Daniel-Unmeiten]

@@JustinDaniels Amen bro..we are all in the same boat, but we'll get through this

[@s.shepherd5653]

I feel like I'm playing a 1980s text adventure now.

[@AutismSharks]

“Everything is perfect” already complete wrong

[@malenehougard7588]

ㅇㅅㅇ

[@bl6973]

The USA is a dumpster fire rn change my mind

[@pHD77]

Girl clearly didn't see LEGO movie. It's "Everything is Awesome" 😁

[@regalcatfish9723]

Right, Definitely everything's fine, the fact I was temporarily evacuated is just wonderful, (nobody panic i'm fine now)

[@n0b0dyreal1y]

Asian Muffin I completely agree with you

[@Miss_Anatomy]

That “hello” at the start is so goofy that its pretty cute 😂

[@e5858]

“He already had a bone in October. Dragon.” -Google Translate

[@CocoTheMii]

Google Translate: "40 countries have 600 voting rights. Not for long." Malinda: *yikes*

[@majesticwyrm]

Google Translate, what are you plotting?

[@alicesaxson2684]

If the dems win there won't be any rights!

[@MiraculousLB]

*_Y i k e s f o r e v e r_*

[@WeenDiggins]

Miraculous LB *_F A N C Y_*

[@stealingyoureverything7947]

This is unrelated but can you put A in brackets like this: [A] on this video link? kzbin.info/www/bejne/hoO0gWCLhd5pmbM that would be greatly appreciated!

[@yuliybekutadaten-shi8294]

Anyone else wanting “Voting is now a disease competition!” as a shirt

[@sinclaire5479]

There is not enough YES for this comment stream

[@theblindsiren6195]

Derek walbert I know I do.

[@trinloofdoom8696]

Yes.OwO

[@butterfly_queen234]

Yes

[@sab8620]

yes

[@reganparker7628]

Toddlers: “you see the bag” Mom doing work: Nice sweetie Toddlers: “Y-you see the bag” Mom: “Yes I see the bag!”

[@chillbeanseditz]

5:50 fav part bag

[@chaihill1837]

"A few key things to note." "But he didn't know the key." Gosh, this is more tragic than Romeo and Juliet.

[@daisydeaton2679]

Sounds like a song lyric.... WAIT I WANT THAT IN A SONG NOW!

[@RowanShard]

This sounds like Trump is giving a speech and someone is narrating. Trump: "A few key things to note-" Narrator: "But he didn't know the key."

[@phebe2752]

@Chai Hill and about as confusing as Shakespearean english XD

[@randomusername429]

This is probably my favorite part of the video

[@sumchamgosynkdive686]

Nobody: Literally nobody: Not a single soul: Google Translate: *voting now is a disease competition*

[@mangalpandey9377]

Google is warning us not to come in contact with Covid positive persons

[@etaithescienceguy9814]

with the age of both candidates..... GOOGLE TRANSLATE ISNT RLY WRONG

[@etaithescienceguy9814]

(both main candidates)

[@amongusandgacha5034]

I mean , GT is not wrong ....

[@ineedanamenobodyelsehasso8011]

Is now not now is -_- please edit

[@Shadeblaster177]

"He had a bone in October. Dragon." That had me 😂😂😂😂

[@shaikhaali7447]

Hey Malinda! I’d just like to thank you for the captions as my sister went deaf a few years ago and she really enjoys your videos. :)

[@JohnJohnson-pp3ki]

"The second choice is the first choice" "No?" It's official. Google translate is bad at math.

[@chadfalardeau3259]

It just means you have no real choice

[@ameliaorich5947]

Google Translate is a horseshoe centrist.

[@mysteriouscolours1532]

It's spelt maths

[@lupfarkas3811]

The plan B is the original plan A. We already know.

[@meganb.2249]

Second choice is the first choice. Me: how I feel when voting on initiatives and referendums

[@JustSomeCanuck]

"Voting is now a disease competition." "The United States is in danger for this election." Disturbingly accurate on both counts.

[@Jizen]

Atleast Moses will reduce those problems and secure the election. No matter how many countries there are

[@japanpanda2179]

@@Jizen Only if Christians stop thinking Trump is their savior.

[@entergroupnamexd2324]

“All you know is that you are in a situation. It will last a long time.”

[@wondering.why.]

Japan Panda I’m Christian and I don’t like Trump sooo not all Christians are trump supporters

[@sienkiewiczmonika1161]

@@japanpanda2179 1. Biden definitely isn't a saviour of anyone. Or any of the Democrats. 2. I think Trump played his supporters. He stopped giving money to WHO, but he gave money to one of Gates foundation, that foundation is one of the major donors to WHO.

[@randomgoats]

"If you choose covid, please explore the country. Not surprisingly, he is also the minister of mismanagement." Pretty accurate

[@Solarflare1002]

"beware the paper, jail the paper!" That was hilarious 😂😂😂

[@charlie4749]

“All you know is you are in a situation. And it will last a long time.” 2020 explained

[@starchannel4562]

T r u e

[@yourlocalmculover6664]

*Y* *e* *s*

[@maanmendoza5446]

The sounds of sounds

[@Xipsep]

Ah yes The floor is made out of floor

[@maanmendoza5446]

@@Xipsep Yes The floor is made out of floot thats made of floor of floor floor

[@squeakyskittles8694]

“An unusual general election in 2020” Well she’s not wrong... Edit: thx for all the likes

[@epicgaming7813]

Squeaky&Skittles this comment now has the same number of likes as the one above it

[@stealingyoureverything7947]

This is unrelated but can you put A in brackets like this: [A] on this video link? kzbin.info/www/bejne/hoO0gWCLhd5pmbM that would be greatly appreciated!

[@starcadee]

@Shayan Sahil no 💛

[@id-f86]

@@stealingyoureverything7947 sure?

[@stealingyoureverything7947]

Latte • Cat yes

[@Storm-bv7pc]

"He already had a bone in October" *nods* "DRAGON." *dies*

[@superlemonyshark]

When she said "jail the paper" i laughed like mad and made the vent noise from Among Us while wheezing

[@kassidy904]

“40 countries have 600 voting rights.. not for long” Me: sounds about right

[@Nikenik2001]

I didn't like that threat! First the U.S, then the Wordl! 🤨

[@pengweng3795]

I mean..... if trump gets re-elected, google translate will have gotten something right

[@alexandresobreiramartins9461]

Let's hope it doesn't come to that...

[@APoliticalConfusionAndMess]

@@pengweng3795 Ok, libtard.

[@pengweng3795]

Sarah Randall it’s kinda crazy how in only three words, you’ve already told me that you support trump, say blue lives matter, probably fly the confederate flag, are homophobic, racist, sexist, are “pro-life” but don’t support free healthcare , are going to call me a snowflake for wanting minorities to have the right to live in a “free country” and are not going to listen to any facts, logic, common sense, or anything rational at all. You can call me a libtard, I take no offense to that, but if you keep going with this and attempt to argue with any observation I have made, things are gonna get heated in this comment thread

[@splattereyesplatoon2730]

Google translate is just being brutally honest.

[@marshroverv5632]

ahh yes the brutally honest "everything is perfect"

[@thevisitor4282]

@@marshroverv5632 ...ly dying Yw

[@watrfall3642]

I almost died when I saw this video, I literally choked on sour patch kids

[@WillowsVeganBakery]

"YES I SEE THE BAG " "okay" possibly the best line ever

[@fefek1]

Can we just appreciate how good the editing is

[@kiara________]

“We cannot get a bed.” *Cue Falsettos* WhO sToLe ThE bEd?

[@Atlasorsomething]

YES

[@fixyrheart]

ThE bEd Is MiNe

[@calebrenders1915]

No u **shows uno reverse card**

[@turtleguy4385]

You shant buy a bikini, so saaad

[@idolevin8795]

Replace Bed with family. Then replace bed with US.

[@rolo0o]

Everyone's talking about "voting is now a disease competition" but no one is talking about "he is also the minister of mismanagement"

[@emilyhuber73]

Because it’s true

[@hinnmanfamily]

He is master of mismanagement OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BURNNNNNNNN

[@rolo0o]

@@hinnmanfamily ikr

[@hinnmanfamily]

@@rolo0o dat. boi got roasted

[@rolo0o]

@@hinnmanfamily lol yas

[@edrobertson9174]

Me: *clicks on video* Grandma:”how did she die?” Mum:”from laughter”

[@BoxGlitch_studios]

“he already had a bone in October” what “DRAGON” always gets me

[@honoyuki6247]

Google Translate: 'Be aware of the paper. Jail the paper.' Us students: 'Aye aye, Captain!'

[@Lorinissa-]

I'll make a paper jail for the paper ^-^

[@Crowcrowcrowcrowcrowcrow]

@@Lorinissa- it's like making a prison cell out of human flesh-

[@0rion282]

And this is why I dont show my work XD

[@bluehized2757]

r/cursedcoments

[@philiphamiltoniamapoet4086]

Oh my goodness

[@christinemcfadden6423]

GT: You see the bag Malinda: *keeps talking* GT: See. Bag Malinda: YES I SEE THE BAG!

[@juliazaloom]

lol that my favorite part

[@Izkata]

It moved too far! *SHE CLONED HERSELF!*

[@Jizen]

5:50

[@islaandkatie4875]

I read the right at the part!

[@islaandkatie4875]

Christine McFadden .

[@CyberchaoX]

I love when Google Translate expands out an abbreviation that wasn't meant to be that. In this case, Board of Elections got shortened to BOE and then expanded again to Bank of England.

[@mazzy_ivy]

Google translate, six months into covid: All you know is that you are in a situation… it will last a long time. Me, three years into covid: This is the most correct you have ever been, congratulations

[@pretty.person.bedroom]

liking and commenting to boost the comment

[@shxyze8254]

Instructions unclear,i accidentally voted for a banana

[@random-user5936]

Unclear banana

[@swatisinha2219]

Bananas unclear, I accidentally voted for an instruction

[@crazyt1483]

So that will be 2 consecutive “food items” in office

[@eliasyadon]

"Consider two ways to pray in bed" Google... we need to talk. Like, now.

[@d.tsukuyomi1869]

GT: "Sorry Daddy, I've been a bad girl..." Priest: "GOOGLE TRANSLATE WE'VE ALREADY BEEN OVER THIS, IT'S 'FORGIVE ME FATHER FOR I HAVE SINNED', GODDAMMIT!"

[@damiluaer8859]

At least it’s giving ideas of doing something pointless into something useful :b

[@juliannagentry6740]

@@d.tsukuyomi1869 I love this comment so much😂

[@chronictheaterkid]

6:07 I've got you covered google translate

[@benjigummie7871]

1:52 woah her arm is see through

[@evandelle6315]

“The official day of weeding.” “Actually- yeah.” “Right?”

[@Outer6]

severely underrated

[@_..L0v3r._.]

I thought it ment the drug at first XD

[@quackersthefirst3085]

Same..

[@lizzenup521]

@@_..L0v3r._. same lol

[@danieldabloxgamer9205]

"Special Day for Weeds". "Yeah yeah." "Take it right?"

[@itsnotyourcolour]

At least Google translate is positive during these times...

[@theemeralddragonyt9315]

No! Google Translate tested positive?

[@nico27]

j a i l t h e p a p e r.

[@jcraft2805]

"If you choose COVID,please explore the country." Is that positive?

[@-jax-andromesa4905]

"40 countries have 600 voting rights. Not for long!"

[@doughyanimations6200]

NOOOOO

[@official-obama]

both informing people about how to vote, and throwing some google translate in there to get the people that don't care about voting. genius.

[@RiverRigs]

She does so well I’m starting to think she just has a twin

[@lolalotta2687]

“The minister of foreign affairs must comply with the rules and regulations of the minister of foreign affairs of this bill, thus insuring the appropriateness.... of the minister of foreign affairs”. Me trying to write a five page essay when I only have two pages done Wow 279 likes in one hour!! Thanks 😊

[@ZimLikesPastaAnimation]

I feel attacked

[@Mia-sr2mo]

I feel called out

[@drawwithdan5821]

Loved this translation.

[@eleanorszelc00]

This is me trying to reach the word count limit 😂

[@user-xg2wd7us5j]

That’s rough buddy

[@tonedeafbard7021]

My mom: “You need to eat your veggies!” 6-year-old me: “No” My mom: “The second measure is bananas.”

[@alisonxavierlopes9219]

that sound like the step dad counter measure

[@harmonicvoices8912]

I was reading this as she said that

[@merry5475]

😂

[@Chlosephene]

Hello

[@vasconcelos7356]

The second choice is the first choice

[@malachiclark8140]

"All you know is that you are in a situation, it will last a long time." Too true🥺

[@Chewwy-bwossom]

I haven’t seen you in my recommended in so long! You’re videos are still as fun as always

[@danieldavid3766]

Be aware of the paper. Jail the paper. Fear the paper. Run from the paper. Hide from the paper. You can't escape the paper.

[@sonicvenom8292]

You are the paper.

[@Dougiewoof]

@@sonicvenom8292 this should be a song.

[@eeshanmarathe3369]

Jail the paper is just exaggeration for keep it in a safe place .

[@FlareDrafox]

"40 countries have 600 voting rights." "...not for long" 0_0

[@prig1557]

First the cues to a murder, then this. Why aren't we arresting Google Translate?

[@TheRacoonGhost]

"100% of all countries ar going to split in 3 and then lose their voting rights"

[@LS-rp6yq]

Yes

[@LS-rp6yq]

Yes

[@LS-rp6yq]

Yes

[@constantdrums]

I don't know why, but "my time tipsy" makes me laugh every single time I watch.

[@hopelessoptimist3655]

I love the timing of this video. It’s so perfect 👌 respect Malinda. Good job 👏🏼

[@SophiaJantz]

Google Translate: not surprisingly, he is also the minister of mismanagement. Malinda: oop-

[@rosie_petals649]

*insert trump picture lol*

[@CSItefla]

Best part of the video ...

[@timbuktu8069]

Well it *is* the google translate version of reality.

[@lisacrawshaw]

“If you choose COVID, please explore the country.” No please DON’T. Don’t listen to Google Translate!

[@amandaa8472]

I sorta saw this as a sarcastic "well, if you WANT to get sick, then fine, be stupid and go out, but don't blame anyone else"

[@chadfalardeau3259]

You can explore by looking at pictures of different areas

[@misselena007]

Not surprisingly, Google is also the minister of mismanagement.

[@ShaspioBorderwolf]

"The United States is in danger for this election" This aged well......

[@BigRockyGaming]

She posted this during quarantine. Not in January/February

[@ShaspioBorderwolf]

@@BigRockyGaming It was posted before the election... That was the whole point of the video, to educate on how to vote wisely prior to the election. And I'm saying it aged well, because the US WAS in danger during that election. It's like Google translate predicted what would happen, like it seemingly has done for many other things as well. Google translate is like the Simpsons.

[@BigRockyGaming]

@@ShaspioBorderwolf lol I thought you were joking 😂

[@thewolfanddragonshow2023]

"Hello everyone!" "EVERYTHING IS PERFECT!" "uhhhhhhhhhh" This got me laughing so much!

[@quitequeerquesadilla]

"Ever the optimist." Clearly Google Translate is not living in 2020.

[@river_57]

She’s still in denial

[@caleblewis8169]

Yeah seems more like 1320 with the dragon

[@thomas4841]

His name is now the Minister of Mismanagement. It's official, people!

[@abigailw7146]

I have ruined the 69 likes

[@alexlagoa9084]

6:36 "Please vote" "*The sound of sound*"

[@JohnnypIays]

Google translate:post a comment. Me:Dont worry i already did.

[@danielles4405]

“The minister of foreign affairs must comply with the rules and regulations of the minister of foreign affairs of this bill, thus insuring the appropriateness... of the minister of foreign affairs.” Me trying to finish the word count for my english paper

[@BTemplar]

It actually almost sounds official lol

[@umalazoff4]

The minister of mismanagement

[@liannederuijter3199]

Best line

[@ChloHB]

“Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison. That poison?”

[@SasukeUchiha723]

ikr

[@artichokethejoke1563]

You know 2020 is wild when Google translate is accurate like every other sentence.

[@ZizzleTheKakapo]

TRUTH!

[@katarinabrunk8698]

I twas thinking the same thing 😂.

[@evodioserrato5595]

Yes

[@vortexnebula7850]

“Voting is now a disease competition” Anti-vaxx say this is true!

[@elishatheknight]

"Tudja Meg provides information on Font Menile in Zeroth, AJocket on Telefivasocate, AZKet ACL Uhonlapjanteszika."

[@robk9050]

Subscribed based on your recent music (never making the connection to some of the Google Translate videos of yours that I had seen).. This stuff is gold. Keep it up! You are very talented

[@doggy6108]

The second choice is the first choice. No-

[@Andy-ht7ye]

“Everything is perfect” there is no war in ba sing sei

[@HisMajestyTheQween]

Here we are safe. Here we are free

[@swatisinha2219]

Yay avatar is EVERYWHERE

[@Danka42]

Perfect.

[@Andy-ht7ye]

@Real Guy nice

[@Someone0920]

Wow

[@stickii_B]

“The second choice is the first choice” Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

[@doobsk]

Ah, yes, the floor here is made of floor.

[@starcoin5653]

The floor here is made out of floor

[@DonnaBrooks]

This is a really underrated comment! That second line is hilarious! "Thumps" up!

[@cosminandreimatei756]

Black colour is black

[@not_elie6116]

Don’t you mean every 24 hours a minute passes? The second choice being the first choice isn’t obvious it’s hilariously dumb.

[@randomintrovertedspider7510]

Heres me trying to deconstruct the moment at the six minute 30 second mark. Tudja Meg is a person, who is providing info on the Computer font (Menile) in the city of Zeroth which is AJocket. This occurs on the month of Telefivasocate, the date AZKet on the day of ACL, and the year is Uhonlapjanteszika. Basically, it turns into someone teaching a class on a very specific font for computers in a fictional city, country, and clulture (Apparently with its weird calendar). It appears Google translate opened a door to a different dimension and had to say to not question its knowledge.

[@KZ-sv8kk]

Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Google: *hey look dragon*

[@nurse425]

All of us: "2020, amiright"! :P:

[@drcgaming4195]

@@nurse425 "2020, amiright"! :P:

[@chrisj4288]

me me completely

[@couchpotato4928]

If there was a dragon in 2020 I guarantee absolutely no one will be surprised

[@chrisj4288]

@@couchpotato4928 honestly I would consider it a highlight

[@marleyjoshow1206]

"Be aware of the paper. Jail the paper."

[@cosmiccatalyst6448]

But he did not know the key 5:27

[@HectorH-M]

"My time tipsy" Yeah, Google Translate is definitely an alcoholic

[@HectorH-M]

@Rev. Timothy Lovejoy No, lol.

[@robink.1903]

Not surprising considering how much it mentions alcoholic beverages.

[@HectorH-M]

@@robink.1903 Ikr