GOOGLE TRANSLATE MAKES THE PERFECT CHEESECAKE!

[@shakenjakeysyndrome1]

I don't remember the last time I laughed so hard. The people next to me on the bus must think I'm nuts.

[@kaitlynlandis975]

cheerup Christina LoL thought I was the only one watching from a bus

[@FrustratedUnitedFan]

My exact thoughts

[@Leslie.dogmom]

I watch him on lunch at work laughing like crazy. It's a weird thing to hear at my shitty job.

[@honeythorn225]

I'm watching this in class and trying not to lose my mind so 😂

[@suqo6127]

It’s okay my mom thinks he’s crazy and I’m crazy lol

[@madisonbaguette2890]

“Your a disgrace to this family!!” “I KNOWWW” CrAcK

[@adudeandhisdog23]

I felt that

[@kirgrace]

Shay Troncoso s a m e

[@kirgrace]

Leevme Aloen I died😂

[@parkerthemuddyrat3804]

heh, me

[@Bunnies_6560]

@@adudeandhisdog23 I also felt that :(

[@cookiesam321]

“google translate makes the perfect cheesecake!” *thumbnail is a bowl of vegetables*

[@emilytustin4540]

This was my fav part. Imagine if you’ve never watch his vidoes before ud b so confused

[@meepmeep3035]

I didn't read the title and I thought he was making a salad 🤣

[@emilyesnyman]

I thought he was making stir fry😂😂😂

[@-..cxudy..-5711]

Ikr lol 😆

[@abbyhill4374]

@@emilytustin4540 This was the first video of his I watched. 😂 It's even better because my mom showed it too me.

[@katie5978]

Left handed...but right elbowed... "Your a disgrace to this family" "I knoOoOw"

[@-..cxudy..-5711]

Lol 😂 😆

[@najlasmith8933]

😂😂

[@n0n-0ffical._.aft0nz7]

Exactly

[@gl1tch417]

im the 666th like

[@Vex-fl6ns]

“SIRI! TWENTY MINUTES IS TO COOKIN IS!” “I’m sorry maybe I cut you off?” “TWENTY MINUTES IS TO COOKING IS!” “The timer is set for twenty minutes.” “YOU UNDERSTOOD THAT?”

[@-..cxudy..-5711]

I don’t know how his phone understood that either .,. 😑😐

[@floof9718]

Same

[@sophiaprice5782]

I said that to my phone and it told my to shut up because I try to set a timer for 20 minutes

[@ghxstlykissez]

DiD yUu aCcIdENtlLy SUM0n mE?2?22?2??2

[@amyamckoy4815]

when he started scooping the air out of bowl. I lost it :)

[@xxleahferrexx7107]

Same🤣🤣

[@redstoneofaja5452]

Did you find your o x y g e n

[@Kai-et5gs]

SAME 🤣🤣

[@vogo21]

Bro right when i read that comment he started doing that

[@brooklyn9804]

@Mylee Howell hi

[@DSandy268]

Finding this channel is the best thing that ever happened to me 😂😂 this guy is so hilarious, it kills me!

[@baller9real]

Right??? I have been watching his videos on Facebook. I figured I would look him up on KZbin, and I am glad I did

[@trynafindlost4866]

me too i found him yesterday lmaoo he is an early birthday gift

[@Bunnies_6560]

He's so funny

[@sargentwill570]

This guys crazy would be me when i have nothing going on

[@intoxicatedfather9307]

Ikr

[@bumn1072]

“The charger does not seem to be centered.” “Nice catch, google.”

[@bokutosbestie7214]

Brandon comforting an egg: “shshshh” Also Brandon: *_karate chops the egg_*

[@crawleyscaninecare765]

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: DO NOT WATCH WHILE EATING OR DRINKING, ANYTHING IN YOUR MOUTH WILL EITHER BE SPAT OUT DUE TO LAUGHTER, OR CHOKED ON FOR THE SAME REASON. PLEASE KEEP YOUR SELF AND THOSE AROUND YOU SAFE AND DO NOT EAT OR DRINK WHILE WATCHING THIS VIDEO.

[@venus9604]

Proceeds to read this after finish eating

[@TheGitzserEvolution]

i literally choked on myself so it doesn't work

[@jacobspurlock6917]

I should’ve read the notice. I almost died from lemonade.

[@footballfreedom1601]

All over the walls

[@i_love_miku_sm]

Im eating Fritos

[@m.f8655]

5:53 if the cake is cold and sweaty Mom's spaghetti

[@hjallest6565]

I kick life's ass I thought of that too lmao.

[@morganwiddison]

Hah, good comment this one. You only got one- SECONDS."said the trashcan".

[@simplysodamel]

I literally laughed so hard I had tears running down my face 😂 like hysterical laughter. Best video ever !!

[@simplysodamel]

Woot woot I got a like and I am such a FLAN

[@vera003]

*vRuh- *I was eating that time and- *You guessed it- *I ended up choking three- four times and had a hiccup after my meal-w-

[@mossdontlikemylastname1405]

I have to pause it for about 3 minutes to calm down and breathe, I have asthma but its S O worth it.

[@citlalyornelas4296]

The way he looked at the phone after siri said you’re welcome was hilarious! he was not expecting that 😂

[@zerovermilion8715]

"20 minutes until cooking is" Siri: "Timer set for 20 minutes" "Wait, you understand that? " Siri understands caveman style but not much with modern styles...

[@izumi1532]

Siri: Did you accidentally summon me? Brandon: No I did it on purpose Me: *I M P O S S I B L E.*

[@vamzps385]

Brandon: * 20 minutes isn’t it* Siri: *Did u suman me?* Brandon: *wispers* Siri: *timer is set* Brandon: *YoU UnDeR StUd ThAt!?!*

[@scrumptious7869]

ITS EVERY WERE! All of that was spelled wrong...😂 Even your user name smhhhh

[@lisaseyler9402]

Yo

[@paintloop4518]

Summon* Whispers* Understood* Where*

[@soloving2638]

Maya Kinney yes

[@yellow_bow1871]

*” Siri is that deaf girl that can’t hear you shout but can hear you when you murmur “*

[@ammarkamran01]

5:20 "I got tinfoil all over me, woman" Derpy Siri: "I dont understand"

[@bri5033]

*Me, seeing thumbnail:* oh, well that looks like a pretty good salad, Google Translate must not have done so bad this time! *Me, reading title:* ah, of course... a _cheesecake..._

[@maxine30]

same i didnt see cheesecake before i clicked and i thought it was going to be ceaser salad or something 😂😂😂

[@loriomalley4202]

IT'S JuST RAW EGGS

[@Chirsta.erichsen]

Google sayed: NO A SALAD

[@alphanexusgames6563]

Brandon: Let's make a cheesecake! Google: *Egg Salad*

[@renolta1365]

I love how he does everything it says no matter how crazy it is

[@pashiebee8646]

Best. Recipe. Ever. You think you have a hard time knitting or crocheting now....Pass a pattern through that translator machine of yours. 😂 PS - my 18 year old said "jear desus" at school, and someone said "HEY!! That's Brandon Farris!!" She made a new friend!

[@quinive9812]

How to Basic face revealed.

[@lyonking1820]

Elbow reveal*

[@bristoej]

lol

[@lukastaleisis2167]

When he brought out those eggs

[@OverCookedBeans]

IF ONLY

[@vera003]

*I saved the devil's number-

[@michyyyh3465]

"Eggs obliterate" Howtobasic has entered the chat

[@tasmindevil]

I lost it when he was having an argument between the celery and then the timer went off and he panicked and took a bite 😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@emmasings4963]

"You're a disgrace to this family!" " I knowwwww" I have never laughed harder

[@nathanielbarr497]

I tell my 13 year old daughter she's a disgrace to the family, and she replies, "I knowwwww!" Lmao

[@Bag328xi]

6:25 you need to go to that part of the vid this is why "I think I’ll have seconds,said the trash can" I’m weak😂😂

[@WendigoSings]

Siri is gonna 911 because you clearly had a stroke while setting that timer

[@Gordie_Howe_Hat_Trick]

Lol yeah. One of my favs is: *sturr together suger smooth untill cheese helpes* Brandon: Im waiting on you.

[@juanitaalvarez4836]

Brandon: sneeze's Nobody: Brandon: come in 😂😂😂

[@loser-ish3898]

me: * sees the good looking salad on the cover * me: omg google translate made something this time * sees the title * me: _oh boy_

[@nikkimatosich8010]

“I think I’ll have seconds, said the trash can.” 🤣

[@TemporalCollage]

Transcribe a Bob Ross video and translate it!!!

[@bobross2103]

:(

[@izukumidoriya6644]

Bob Ross No sad clouds! Only happy clouds!

[@bobross2103]

Izuku Midoriya that made my day. Today, there are happy clouds!

[@rebeccahherdener2068]

All the yeses

[@ellyjowagner6438]

Google translate a craft project. Like how to make slime.

[@simplylydia]

That would be a good one!

[@melanieoltz7533]

YES!!!! 🙌🏻

[@captured.moments1902]

Yes!!

[@leslieh48307]

Elly Jo Wagner take 2 jars of Unicorn Snot and smash together. You just made slime.

[@sonjahesse1089]

YES!!!

[@SugarPawsAJ]

"Aluminum foil to protect the skin disease." 😂😂 I am so confused how he doesn't just laugh at himself sometimes. If I were doing that I would have been on the floor dying of laughter. 😂😂 Edit: Jear Desus! 244 likes?

[@rebeccalungreen4777]

Ash [f] [Loves pineapple milk candy] I bet he’s after done filming he cracks up like there’s no tomorrow

[@victoriagloria4968]

THAT IS A SPOONERISM!!! yay for english lit! Edit: Spoonerism is a real word my doodes... search it up

[@growpolarized]

Vɪrgo sameeeeee

[@HectorRodriguez-ed6ew]

No 700

[@rebeccahherdener2068]

Correction. 725 likes. Also, SAME!😂😂😂

[@ConairHockey]

This man is just a chaotic Bob Ross

[@Reeces_piece]

Ageeed

[@wanderers_heart]

The people that disliked are just mad that they aren’t a good and funny cook.

[@demon_wolf4887]

yeah ik right

[@mackenziemcfadden7850]

Agreed! You can tell he puts a lot of hard work into his videos. Like destroying his house 😂

[@peachyvgk1497]

“if the cake is cool and sweaty.” - google translate, 2019

[@madisoncreighton7140]

I’m so excited you started these again! Literally laughing out loud!

[@Brewer8481]

Google translate you doing Gloria's makeup

[@brittneyhoward5957]

Yes!!!

[@melanieoltz7533]

YES!!!! 🙌🏻

[@mrsg5573]

Yeassss

[@thebrightestshootingstar6651]

2:16 made me laugh so hard! How he started to stab the egg was literally SO FUNNY

[@mimi-hx7td]

"Happy to see you too butter" 🤣🤣🤣 it took me a solid second to get that 1:20

[@evalenamoos1]

i NEED to stop watching your videos at 3 am when my whole family is asleep... i laugh wayyyy too hard

[@jenniferblackmon7653]

Omg....note to self . Dont watch Brandon at work.........your boss will think your crazy for randomly laughing outloud

[@Jayden12Edward02]

Omg same 🤣

[@sammmg1368]

I have done this so many times 😂

[@NickTQ101]

How about you get off your phone at work and do what you're actually payed for

[@jenniferblackmon7653]

@@NickTQ101 actually I do in home hospice I actually was doing what I was paid for........ I was showing my client videos

[@sierrachavis-conner3179]

Or when your trying to sleep

[@Picturepurrfekt]

When you kept getting caught on the drawer pulls. Story of my life, 😅😂🤣

[@ITSIRIUSSSSSSSS]

2:39 🤣 Brandon : *looks at camera like I did something * Me: hey look I told you not to maybe

[@karabull7421]

Been depressed for ages this is the first time I have laughed and properly belly laughed in ages!! Thank you so much!! 😂😂😂

[@shaysweet6235]

I deceased laughing!!!😂😂😂😂😂 Google translates (next) Slime and DIY bath bombs

[@jujuspeakz7840]

"i think ill have seconds.... said the trash can" lmaoo man ur hilarious

[@CelesteGhelfi]

Found your channel by chance but now I can't stop watching, you have such a great sense of humor 😂😂

[@stevefurrier9932]

5:54 Google Translate turned into Eminem with that cold and sweaty lines

[@lakerviews]

No one: what do you do for a living Brandon: ahhh I’m a baker 🍰 Also Brandon: 5:04

[@bethlosiewicz6739]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 "Is that like it puts the lotion on the skin thing" There are absolutely no words😂😂😂 6 minutes ago

[@oppuncake7076]

This is so underrated the world needs to see this video

[@annaduda7631]

Literally greatest video I have ever watched!! Nearly peed myself from laughing

[@altyer]

0:06 Brandon: “i’m reading my script” all police forces: *HE’S GOT A SCRIPT!*

[@corynemorgan1713]

I can’t tell you how many times I watched this and had my stomach hurt from laughter. Each time it gets funnier. Best google translate yet!

[@wendythompson8663]

#MarkedSafeFromtheHarvest Did anyone else get a creepy children of the corn vibe from that step?

[@melanieoltz7533]

Wendy Thompson 😂🤣😂🤣

[@katebandy3085]

Midwest Gothic lol

[@midocwhogaming]

Yup lol

[@kelcing]

Eggs obliterate sounds like something How to Basics would do🤣

[@cra-terrabarnett4947]

4:32 Siri, 20 minutes to cooking is. Haha,

[@princesssarah5800]

When your laughing so hard at 3am that your bed is shaking and you just know you weren't going to be able to fall sleep because you've been laughing to much. Please help me 😂

[@Shyamanic]

"i think ill have seconds", said the trash can LMAO

[@carolsumner2807]

This was a good one. Literally laughed out loud a few times. 😂

[@lesligalluzzo8101]

Agglomeration- a mass or collection of things

[@michellecoffin9346]

Google translate everything because I want to watch these kind of videos forever 🤣🤣🤣🤣 So funny!!!!!

[@abby-bean]

"you're a disgrace to this family!" "...i knoOoOow!" **smoosh**

[@vera003]

"you understand stood that?" *But- *Twice-

[@skylarspalding3696]

I hope that's not how he actually bakes... Edit: I'm at the part where he's obliterating the eggs...

[@dog6690]

4:46 “here’s what I found on the web” 😂😂

[@adelaidecruse2145]

"remove from the hole" "it's called an oven google"

[@shuck_face0385]

“Your a disgrace to this family!” “I know!” 🤣🤣

[@koriannder]

I love watching these cooking videos years later and tell baby Brandon, “You really are going to do great.” ❤️

[@purplebutterfly3568]

Happy to see you too butter..... Im dying!

[@irenerucker6000]

Happy to see u to butter...left handed-right elbowed💀😂 KEEP AIR AWAY FROM BATTER I AM LITERALLY HOLLERIN ON THE FLOOR....GOD I LOVE UR HUMOR... Can u make something from ur harry potter cookbook

[@kateskandalis9294]

“aluminum foil to protect skin disease *comes in frame wearing a suit of aluminum foil*” Brandon i don’t think ur gonna get skin desease 😂

[@whauhaf]

"im sorry, did you accidentally summon me?" -siri

[@ambersquirrel2514]

Google Translate made something that sounds appetizing. It's less of a cheesecake and more of a casserole.

[@notsogoodatnames6620]

Watching these videos while pregnant is not the best idea 😂😂😂 kinda made me nauseous But also now I want an omelet and cheese cake (NOT TOGETHER BRANDON!)

[@mrpokemon1186]

"Eggs obliterate mixed vegetables" How to Basic be like.

[@LoganStopMotion]

You should know from experience the cream cheese is lazy, there will be obliterated eggs and Google wants something on your skin. 😂😂😂 LOVE Google translates! Omg this is glorious!!

[@shuck_face0385]

“How could you!” “Eh, it was pretty easy actually.”

[@dreadreaper500]

When.he said eggs obliterate the vegetables, I thought of the exodia obliterate scene from Yu-Gi-Oh, but instead of exodia, it was just an egg

[@dashlee6042]

Dude I am laughing so hard I almost peed myself omg 😂😂😂

[@nataliach293]

Now this is what I call beautiful content 😂😂😂

[@JennReneeTV]

Thank goodness !!! You posted before I left for work I was like where my morning video ??? And here it is 🤗

[@peppylemon4lemonsrsour943]

Oh gosh I lost it when he said to poor it on his skin. I was drinking water and it literally came out my nose. 😂

[@giulyfire7323]

When he said “happy to see you too butter” I wheezed 😂

[@werdcore1985]

0:37 Me: *hits elbow on table* My whole body:

[@annikad6456]

I'd like to see Google translate tell you how to knit from one of your knitting books

[@vickycarson47]

Excellent idea!

[@mariemeyers6622]

ohh i am laughing already! great idea

[@Brewer8481]

Love that idea

[@idunno5890]

This guy is so chaotic, I just cant even xD yet I kept watching more and more of his vids

[@mirandaseybold5661]

I think itd be cool if us viewers submit a jumbled Google translate recipe and brandon has to guess what it is after hes made it.

[@ryarmola3194]

Omg i love everything about this lol that tin foil man suit was epic 😂😂😂

[@claudianoramas6656]

Love the cooking videos 💕 💗. U should do a pizza 🍕 cooking video next but not google translate just ur actual pizza

[@Deas-Mhumhna]

3:10 ag·glom·er·a·tion noun a mass or collection of things; an assemblage.

[@erickbenoit9901]

My son has me addicted to your channel, you are truly the best part of my day, also my kids lol. please don't ever stop posting

[@atlascrawford928]

Brandon: I'm left handed, okay? But right elbowed. Me and all the other left handers: WE'VE FOUND ANOTHER

[@yettakosovo3936]

Can’t remember when i laughed this much in a looooong Time . Thank you so much #Brandon

[@royal8168]

5:06 that gave me anxiety for a second there

[@Tec8339]

Brandon you're giving me anxiety.. my OCD is STROOONG right now 😂😂😂😂 I'm a cheesecake baker.. if I knew you'd get it in the right time frame, I'd ship a cheesecake to ya

[@addyprince9153]

Traci could you overnight it with dry ice packs?

[@Tec8339]

@@addyprince9153 but they have stated that they won't deliver to a PO Box (that could be wrong though). Does he pick up mail every day?

[@addyprince9153]

Traci Dang. I forgot about that lol

[@Tec8339]

Brandon Farris!!! I sent you a couple of pictures of the cheesecakes I just finished this morning

[@Tec8339]

@@addyprince9153 yea I only wish they did. As soon as this video started playing I laughed and now the egg cracking part is playing 😂😂😂😂 OCD galore

[@anyrahamat]

July 15th, 2020. The day I found this channel and series. I haven't laughed this much during the whole pandemic. Thanks man

[@autumnskog1502]

I love your Google translate videoes 😂 could you try to do more Google translate videoes doing different things? Like painting or crafting

[@dianaesigmund]

I think I cried laughing this whole time!