Google Translate Sings: "Shape of You" by Ed Sheeran

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[@frizzybladz225]

This is the most serious line in history "Gradually Watermelon" - Google Translate

[@mintiistrqwberri5483]

yes

[@graduallywatermelon8544]

Frizzy Bladz G R A D U A L L Y W A T E R M E L O N

[@LovelyGemini246]

No joke I heard shape of you today and this version was playing in my head.

[@mehmeh599]

Yaass

[@shadowgangsta2757]

@G R A D U A L L Y W A T E R M E L O N I love how you are literally called gradually watermelon 🤣🤣🤣

[@faeb7371]

“The tree” Best opening line in the history of music

[@netherqueen5891]

Yes yes

[@Athena_13]

yes.

[@monjarinafsheen9867]

yes.

[@Car.alarm.]

yes.

[@kaitlinlps907]

yes

[@Dxnni_the_drxgon]

It's been 5 years, and I still, to this day, sing the translated lyrics instead of the actual ones...

[@canon9145]

Same ^

[@Megan4434]

Ayyy another triple a battery!

[@bobaobsessed]

Gradually watermelon

[@Ajehy]

I sing the ones from “Molecular Shape of You”, the science parody/lesson. It’s exactly what she says about shapes and biology! m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/nGmpcn2OhaeXhck

[@ultimateavafan]

yaaay

[@Litttlepersonhi]

I cannot believe this is 3 years old and the meme of 'Gradually Watermelon' is still strong. Also this song is still great.

[@ArchiniaxOasiswatcher]

Same I freaking love it prob am like 1k of the 8M views lol

[@brookiecookie9915]

Yeah, I’m here when it’s five years old. I may have came to listen to the gradually watermelon😅

[@nohintshere]

nearly 6 years now and this randomly came into my head and wouldn't leave

[@ArchiniaxOasiswatcher]

@@nohintshere same

[@aperson7899]

I think this is the first time I'm shocked by something being more recent than I remember it being instead of the opposite

[@retropolis_fae]

"Son, we speak many words" is going to be my yearbook quote.

[@flwralouka2168]

Emma Jemley yesss omg

[@dannythewatermelon3456]

Mine will be "Gradually Watermelon"

[@phantompigeon4870]

mine will be "I like shapes"

[@lostperson5482]

Emma Jemley and mine's gradually watermelon

[@juanvitochristodequeljoe6413]

Emma Jemley mine will be "every day i find some new railway"

[@corvid4909]

I DIED AT "Gradually watermelon" **Slowly holds up a watermelon**

[@shrikumar7577]

Magicorvid I'm seriously eating watermelon rn

[@tjreynolds685]

I was one drinking tea. Then i ran out of tea. Then a song came on. The name was "Time for tea".

[@bonniemills9406]

2000:IN 2017 I THINK WE'LL HAVE GIANT ANTS! OR SHOULD I SAY "GiANTS!" 2017:WELP GOODBYE**GRADUALLY TURNS INTO A WATERMELON**

[@megivujnovac8813]

Magicorvid I am the 666th Like...Am I demon?

[@hkirk8094]

I like shapes

[@michaelk.3715]

The original version always plays at my work, so I sometimes find myself quietly singing some of the translated lyrics to myself. I feel like one day a coworker or customer will overhear this and I'll have to explain why I'm singing "gradually watermelon".

[@garypoisson2733]

That'll be a good day.

[@FoggyBadger]

Same! Except one day a coworker did ask why I was saying "gradually watermelon" and I pretended like I didn't know what she was talking about.

[@osheridan]

Did it happen?

[@princesskateforthewin]

I've been singing "Find a new railway" and "I like shapes".

[@Obsidianeyes431]

I think the fact that she's a really good singer going "GRADUALLY WATERMELON" just makes this so much funnier

[@AlechiaTheWitch]

With a straight face.

[@nathanricketts2415]

How to date me: Flirt like google translate

[@mmargaretcole1989]

I like... shapes ;) *eyebrow waggle*

[@nathanricketts2415]

oh my, Gradually watermellon!

[@mmargaretcole1989]

But... I'm in love with your system!

[@nathanricketts2415]

Mary Cole As a virgin, you and I know that I want to love you...

[@mmargaretcole1989]

We began to dance and now I want to sing!

[@andrewmichaelscollectibles]

"Son, we speak many words." *Some parents have entered the chat*

[@ari_marv3l342]

LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@heinrich.hitzinger]

*GRADUALLY WATERMELON*

[@depressoespresso5904]

hello parents

[@Xionkunkarahaul]

Don’t get 66 more likes

[@snxwflakes8190]

Which is you

[@Antphoneigh]

I like how she increasingly likes shapes more as this video goes on.

[@starfruit_isnt_real]

i love how much her voice changes and her expression when she goes "AND NOW I WANT TO SING"

[@aestheticavakinlife8735]

for some reason the gradually watermelon part is catchy.

[@slimel8524]

c ø f f e e . I thought I was the only one who thought that

[@iamlame6310]

All of it Was catchy to be honest.

[@emyrevans6680]

Snow dog Gaming I was singing it for like 3 days after

[@nyannarwhal6766]

c ø f f e e . And OH ME OH MY

[@peaceful.vibes_7260]

c ø f f e e . yas soooooo true ♡

[@alexdupaix]

Gradually watermellon... sounds like the opposite of suddenly pineapples.

[@Abnormal-Oboist]

Yesssss

[@jessicalam602]

You, my man, (or whatever you identify as) are a revolutionary GENIUS!

[@celeste2545]

YASSSS!!!

[@celeste2545]

Another asdfmovie fan yay

[@Executable_file_404X]

Yes

[@okthen4912]

school be like “Son, we speak many words.” English teacher “Push and pull like the work of change.” Physics Teacher “I’m in love with your system.” Biology Teacher. “I like shapes!” Geometry teacher. "We begin to dance, and now I want to sing!" Theatre "We will also talk about the good times and the dry times." History Teacher "Every day I find some new railway." Engineering Teacher "Gradually Watermelon." Lunch Lady improved version of officiallacrossestick's original comment!!

[@user-qx8uy1bx4v]

Music teacher: Hi I’m google translate, I will change your lyrics.

[@toomanygoblins5914]

“We will also talk about the good times and the dry times” is an unironically beautiful line

[@APuzzle1]

*ironically

[@skylarthecat213]

@@APuzzle1do you know what ironically means?? 😭

[@rdandplagg9240]

I love how she is so excited when she says “I like shapes!”

[@t_nicki]

Plot twist: she really likes shapes

[@xxspaced_outxx8857]

Irk lol

[@li-df4yx]

Lmao😂😂

[@lycaptain]

Ikr 🤣

[@ryleesmithson7956]

@@xxspaced_outxx8857 𝒊𝒓𝒌 𝒎𝒆: 𝒊𝒓𝒌 𝒈𝒐 𝒊𝒓𝒌𝒌𝒌(•̀ᴗ•́)و

[@scionicone]

"Gradually Watermelon" XD

[@anribester6012]

One if the best. And also, Taxi ride, please kiss the back seat.

[@Future_Pheonix]

And her faces during those parts 👍😂

[@shig1761]

The fact that she looked dead serious while saying most of that stuff is just the cherry on top of the cake

[@ryanrobidoux5320]

joel taitano I died at that part. 😂

[@christopherlin4706]

That's Racist!

[@cesarquijano94]

Three years ago, I was in a pretty rough spot emotionally and I began to listen to music and watch funny videos on KZbin to make myself feel better. Malinda, I have you and many other great KZbinrs to thank. Your content is incredible and still makes me laugh. I hope you're doing well and that one day we could be friends. I know that second request is far off but my gratefulness is not. You do not know this, but your content helped me. In fact, I'd go as far as saying it saved me and gave me motivation. Here I am, very close to graduating college and I love you very much. Thank you. Thank you so much.

[@ShipHeatRook]

Hey, how are you now?

[@cesarquijano94]

@@ShipHeatRook Doing great and you?

[@ethans9379]

This version sounds so much less shallow than the original! I prefer these lyrics now.

[@Diathan]

Malinda: "Do not worry about the demon." Also Malinda: **worries about the demon**

[@chipsare-yummy8188]

WAIT! THAT'S ILLEGAL!

[@watchforkids7641]

I was watching the video & scrolling down and when I read this comment the lyrics what you said came up

[@ravenlebean361]

Your likes are 555, I cannot touch this holy happening

[@Diathan]

@@ravenlebean361 someone messed it up

[@ravenlebean361]

@@Diathan Nuhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

[@johnmitchell4162]

“I AM THE CONFEDERATE ARMY” I died

[@japanpanda2179]

I have no idea how "and I'm singing like" became that. No idea at all.

[@panainpublic]

@@japanpanda2179 it's the magic of Google translate, that's how.

[@whatsafterly]

@@panainpublic agreed 😂

[@everlyw7892]

Yesssss

[@zanite8650]

Just like the Condeferate army

[@shreya...007]

Haven't heard this in 3 years ,can still sing along perfectly (not the case with the original song lol)

[@latexbeep]

Original: "And I'm singing like" Google: _I AM THE CONFEDERATE ARMY!!!_

[@user-xd8yb1vo7l]

Oh, no!!! 🤣

[@OverlordofBadgers]

2 years later still one of the best sayings *GRADUALLY WATERMELON*

[@izukutodoroki9573]

It won't die! XD

[@synchrolord]

Yaa

[@amycooper4008]

Yep

[@charlesbrownjr5618]

Well of course Toph the Melon Lord would think so I mean I do too just saying

[@synchrolord]

OMG I never looked at the name

[@biobabper123]

How many of u died laughing when she said gradually watermelon!! :-)

[@kiyuronnchickenexpress7262]

biobabper123 MEEE

[@matty.j_1997]

I'm still alive but it was very funny :)

[@evag1329]

ha ha

[@alexandrapalme3739]

biobabper123 omygosh YESS hahaha

[@shakes1026]

biobabper123 lol me

[@avrastheshadowdragon352]

I love this way more than the actual song😂. Also, “Do not worry about the demon” is something I have to say more often than I should.

[@snowflake_queen]

She's actually really good at singing!

[@arnav98]

Tbh I’m kinda worried....... U know ... about the demon

[@ShinMajin]

Don't be.

[@kroasura]

I am worried about the Gradually Watermelons

[@dougbennett8592]

The demon won't possess you unless you show fear.

[@youtubechicken120]

Do not worry about the demon

[@masonmann3022]

DO. NOT. WORRY. ABOUT. THE. DEMON.

[@levicregar109]

"Gradually Watermelon." Will be my Yearbook quote

[@emmy7130]

@Sky Demon SAME ACTUALLY

[@Qubbly]

Me too

[@WildestCarton]

@Sky Demon me to for when my school gets yearbooks

[@laiponytheawesome2475]

Same

[@VictorReznov1]

Ok

[@coyotix]

I love how the original song started playing in my gym class recently, and i sang along with the translated lyrics and my friend looked at me in disappointment lmao it was amazing

[@ShiningStar396]

Lol

[@testerwulf3357]

I interpret this as a nerd in love with a classmate and they’re hobbies including traveling to see railways and growing watermelons..they also really enjoy shapes! “I’m in love with your system” seems like a nerdy way to flirt

[@fuck_youtube_handles]

How does she say “gradually watermelon” with a straight face?! 😂

[@lydiachapman3917]

I do. ;-;

[@Cry_Ry]

Idk. I just burst out laughing saying it

[@darkmagenta6650]

Its a gift to every theatre kid

[@saltpepperratzz94]

I can too! 😃

[@robinkrauter5633]

Well, she's hiding her face with the watermelon for some of the time ...

[@kristinegrazu162]

This "O me-O my-O me- O my" part actually sounds better than "O-I"😂

[@oliviatouba9313]

Kristine Grazu Definitely!

[@awesomegal0743]

Kristine Grazu I often mix them up in the original song... Without making someone notice :P

[@mdl527]

Kristine Grazu sounds like she turned into Olive Oil, Popeye's girlfriend while singing that XD

[@oliviatouba9313]

Michael Lu Haha, really? I don't know what the character sounds like.

[@cutenerdgirl9756]

oh, hey Dorothy

[@Benwut]

3:17, damn girl, what was that INSANE vocal run

[@evastickler3298]

The out of nowhere “I am the Confederate Army” absolutely kills me every time.

[@TheWilderCat]

Everyone’s talking about “Gradually watermelon” but no one’s talking about “You and I have tightly linked to the agricultural economy and all the activated meals”

[@PROPAROXITONO]

and the fact that she is part of confederate army...

[@paxxiewulfy2283]

or such as spices

[@sandpiper_]

or blessing all the verbs... as a person who dislikes misuse of words and apostrophes, i like that line.

[@sandpiper_]

@@PROPAROXITONO she *is* the confederate army

[@shoes_are_delicious]

People wanted to talk about that, but they couldn't understand everything from that defence, so they talked about watermelons

[@ashleykellems5584]

When you know the translated cover more then the real song.

[@lexi2886]

Same 😂

[@clairerhodes4858]

You have literally described me

[@E6Jazz]

Omg- I legit used to know the real song by heart but now I can't even listen to it since this is engraved in my mind XD

[@justagalaxy5669]

WHY IS THIS ME

[@luxcora39]

LOL

[@Alex-rg5yb]

I can't believe it's already been 10 years since the start and 6 years since you made this !!! Time does fly fast

[@UnknownRaccoon.]

There is no way this came out 5 years ago. Felt like it came out like just a couple years ago like maybe 2 years at most

[@AdamG1983]

Stranger: "What kind of music do you like?" Me: "It's complicated"

[@Waker-tr9zg]

It's called "Gradually watermelon"

[@H0IidayGirl1225]

420 likes I’m not even going to call it nice because it ISN’T

[@TheJokeExplainerr]

Me: it's called gradually watermelon

[@oliviacichon7009]

me.

[@Taylor-kd9ld]

It's google translate

[@mayia_rat9469]

This is where Gradually Watermelon was born...

[@joelceda3500]

...and won the Internet.

[@mayia_rat9469]

Joel Ceda yes

[@awkwardwriter64]

Indeed

[@purnakarki5847]

yep it is

[@amethsys]

:)

[@stevencowan37]

I still like this version better than the original.

[@aeuriuyx183]

Google translate: “-activated meals” Duplicates of herself: *stares*

[@constanceyht]

I'm honestly confused about how come on, be my baby, come on turned into "Gradually watermelon" 😂😂🍉🍉

[@robotragika4861]

GoWith TheFlow Ikr

[@chloe-yr4hn]

Because that it was it is ment to. be..

[@cutenerdgirl9756]

Chloe McEwan *meant (sorry had to)

[@zoemarie2290]

GoWith TheFlow me too

[@dreamvillenae7914]

gradually

[@ashleighalterway5972]

How does she keep a straight face while singing these songs?

[@TinyRiceCat]

Ashleigh Alterway I have no idea. I bet it took a lot of takes for her to keep a straight face. I would've laughed a lot during the video.

[@ladycatsinger]

She did a behind the scenes with outtakes from some of the videos, and she (and her costars) were cracking up. It sometimes takes many, many takes for her to get thru the whole thing with a straight face.

[@karennavas7513]

idk but it makes them even funnier

[@yogopogo7964]

Karen Navas q

[@kiyyiu9771]

I've done something like this and I didn't laugh. I guess in front of anyone else I'd be in hysterics though :P

[@simdumplingvr]

She danced with a melon for CONTENT! XD

[@morganwhite4788]

I can't be the only one who likes this version MORE THAN THE ORIGINAL.

[@jameschristmas3206]

Nope, me too. Whenever Shape of You comes on at work I hear this version in my head, even all these years later 😂

[@otps8035]

I only found it yesterday but it is my favourite version now

[@aksjdusksc7371]

*"I AM THE CONFEDERATE ARMY"* I died.

[@miahyap3311]

DaarKnight army's everywhere 😂😂😂

[@nbenn6185]

DaarKnight it's too much oml i can't 😂

[@miahyap3311]

😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

[@user-gb2bf2yx2y]

At 1:34,there is rap

[@aeeshamayor7694]

Evelyn Natalie It isn't a rap! It was just a lot of words so she had to sing it very fast to fit all the words in the line!

[@ewt3v5]

Boy: I'm in love with ur... Girl: 😮 my body? Boy: ur system.

[@js66613]

Girl: I know, my baby over here - pats laptop - is a very complex system. That doesn't mean you can gush over it, punk. Move it.

[@Riles-1809]

Gradually Watermelon!!!

[@catfish1616]

Girl(if she's never heard this version): Runs screaming thinking he's a psycho who immagines what her insides look like.

[@okoliugo5766]

That's how you know they really love you

[@reece9146]

OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY

[@blueturtle8665]

I literally found this on a try not to laugh video.. and I have never saw something on a try not to laugh vid and actually went to find the video.. this was awesome 😂

[@krausfamily4491]

No one: Absolutely no one: My brain at 3 am: GRADUALLY WATERMELON

[@rhysiemcginnis2372]

This song shall henceforth be called "Gradually Watermeleon".

[@callme_afk]

Hes a legend that he did not edit the word watermeleon to watermelon

[@ireallyreallyhategoogle]

Actually it's "I like shapes".

[@norarussell7920]

@@ireallyreallyhategoogle No, it's just "Shapes".

[@janemarsh6539]

I DONT KNOW WHAT TO CALL THE SONG!

[@janemarsh6539]

@layla zakariya in an alien world

[@claire0528]

"Do not worry about the demon" You know just your friendly neighborhood demon.

[@markrael7635]

I feel like this is what Goes through portal players Minds when a bird comes through and you have GLaDOS potato in your hand

[@y0yl3c4k3]

@@Cupdev YES BENDY THE DANCING DEMON-

[@twistedkaijutale]

Us gachas know about that...most of us have atleast one demon as an oc

[@axokat]

Yeah just your friendly neighborhood *D e m o n*

[@chaoticchuuyastan5912]

I'm not bad I swear I'm just rewatching Ouran high school host club.

[@krissy8654]

How the heck do you keep a straight face??! I swear this is the perfect channel to go to when feeling down, it's hilarious

[@mikishaaaa9336]

I'm back again just for the legendary "Gradually Watermelon". That line is history now. 😂

[@juliastaat]

No one: Not a single soul: Google Translate: *I AM THE CONFEDERATE ARMY*

[@addisonmaee]

They are trying to say something

[@michaelskinner3738]

O.o

[@funtimewizeliane]

Gradually watermelon

[@Ladiebugg789]

Everyday I find a new railway.

[@specmoment3592]

I like shapes

[@jessreed2388]

"Don't worry about the demon OH GOD"

[@peridotgem513]

TastySunChicken Reed GRADUALLY WATERMELON

[@Silveraro]

👹😈👿👺

[@swexet]

Someone call the Winchesters

[@emilyvale761]

TastySunChicken Reed I died at the demon part 😂

[@imagiraffe8686]

Emily Vale Well if a demon was involved...

[@misterbrick4276]

“My conscience pressing rain” sounds like a legitimate lyric

[@x-l0n]

“Gradually watermelon” made me laugh so hard I fell of my bed

[@tommyisediting]

Friend: So what types of songs do you listen to? Me: It’s complicated.

[@eyeeerie]

GRADUALLY WATERMELON

[@naosei6021]

@@eyeeerie GRADUALLY WATERMELON

[@eyeeerie]

@@naosei6021 GRADUALLY WATERMELON?!

[@unathearoacemenace3157]

Oh. That's how I answer my friends when they ask why I don't do mh school stuff. K do like thwm but I have ADHD

[@vonnettastarks9762]

GRADUALLY WATERMELON

[@KijamO_O]

OK so, I think this is the story : There is a young boy who lives on a farm with his family. In school, he was very good at geometry and biology. However, one day, a drought struck the town. The watermelons gradually stopped growing. Eventually the spices stopped growing too. The family was forced into poverty. The family boarded a train so that they could travel all over America. Everyday they had to board a new railway. The family talked about the good times they had on the farm and the dry times that struck. The boys mother starts drinking rapidly and becomes addicted. She starts going out with a lot of boys and is one day was hit by a taxi driver who was distracted by a couple kissing his seats. The taxi driver was charged with vehicular manslaughter. The boy had to go to all the trials because his father forced him to. The driver was found not guilty and the boy got depressed. The boy starts to sing and dance to fight his demons. Though is conscious is very rainy, he begins to work though it. One day he works at airbnb as an intern. People there discover his amazing singing talent while he was under a tree and they helped him become a famous composer. Does that make sense?

[@KijamO_O]

I thought about it too hard...

[@ghazie5555]

You can make a great story from some random Google translate lyrics.... Good job XD

[@vinetu73]

Kijam Isaac yes, just yes, correct. Make this a movie.

[@nameiswind9524]

Kijam Isaac i am ready to produce this script...

[@nameiswind9524]

If i got the munie😅

[@1umbreon4life]

Honestly, that "Oh me oh my oh me oh my" line has such nice flow

[@marielv6806]

Geometry teacher: I like shapes! Biology teacher: I'm in love with your system English teacher: Son, we speak many words Cafeteria lady: Gradually watermelon That one history teacher: I AM THE CONFEDERATE ARMY!

[@katieoz8090]

Gradually watermelon, guys. Gradually matermelon

[@NOSRNAMARA]

What is a "matermelon"?

[@jazzman1596]

Katie Osolinski don't you mean "what is the "matermelon"?" Also, maybe it's a mother melon

[@katieoz8090]

Lol, guess I did an uh oh

[@caitlyndavies4711]

Katie Osolinski I'm crafting extremely soft and neat rn.

[@charleshills1408]

Katie Osolinski that makes me laugh My town of Salem nickname is mostly I like shapes

[@RandomizationE]

Google Translate can still write better lyrics than most rappers.

[@arjunjing3491]

We Are The Random Bros I wouldn't Call "It's Everyday bro" a song .. but these lyrics are way better .

[@shaunaclancy5389]

good

[@cheekybastard7798]

We Are The Random Bros Yeah definitely

[@HS-yr6sw]

We Are The Random Bros yeah rappers always seem to put dirty words into their lyrica

[@crappybunbun2386]

We Are The Random Bros true XD

[@Fallwithme]

It's been five fucking years?! I remember watching this when I came out

[@MiningNatureYT]

I can't tell which is more iconic of this song, "Gradually Watermellon" or "I love Man Cubits"

[@helena_lang]

Are we just gonna gloss over “I am the confederate army?” Like you, personally, are the *entire* army?

[@erictf9638]

Since the arme doesn't really exist anymore that could be. I mean people can be what they wanna be nowadays

[@singingofsilver]

Of course, what else would she be? A _youtuber?_ pff.

[@txaggyraf]

Silver Nightcore *KZbinrs are overrated.*

[@txaggyraf]

Oh, and, yes, *we are just gonna ignore that and act like it never happened even though we can make decently funny comments out of it.*

[@flyingfish5054]

Well, no wonder they lost.

[@johannesanopheles]

Google Translator: „Ed, can I copy your homework?" Ed Sheeran: „Yes, but change it a bit, so it won't be so obvious." Google Translator:

[@gilliegriffin3809]

Mr. Kom haha classic

[@dontaskanimation5646]

Teacher: Google translate, what is the answer to this question? Google translate: *I like shapes*

[@mintiistrqwberri5483]

Google Translate: *makes some masterpiece that is better than Ed's song*

[@alicehaddad6225]

😂😂😂😂

[@allyhazzer7189]

Ed: I may be crazy, don't mind me. Google Translate: Do not worry about the demon Teacher: "Excellent work, boys! I will be Grading your homework at lunch." (Grading homework, casual about the demon... ...because she is the demon.😶)

[@robbailey5211]

I lost it at Gradually Watermelon!! Well done!

[@hbs2032]

I’m rewatching this 7 years later and just got hit by a wave of nostalgia

[@Naltrex]

Person: So, what do you like? Me: I love man cubits.

[@jinxdan101]

And I'm in love with your system.

[@derp4368]

Skeleday lol

[@Hai_Cloud]

But i love Shapes

[@csillaszilagyi9789]

I like trains.

[@nameiswind9524]

I like turtles

[@elliotaveri]

me trying to flirt; "i like shapes" "gradually watermelon" *they walk away because I'm strange* "oh me oh my"

[@m0th1c]

Elliot Zopatti XDDD

[@kottonkandy0962]

Me. We're same person Oh me, oh my

[@perplecarrot1921]

You probably forgot to say that you love man cubits

[@melissa1093]

Elliot Zopatti lol

[@reeperzboii7076]

Elliot Zopatti gradually watermelon im laughing so loud that you could hear me out side my room

[@rebeccakerwin5831]

I revisited this video after years, when I used to watch it almost every day. I could remember all the words. Its good to be back!!!

[@_froskkk_58]

"gradually watermelon" The watermelon: *slowly enters room* ...Heyyy...How yall doin?

[@wavermelon]

Lol, that was my thought when I saw the 'Gradually Watermelon' part XD

[@ArjunRaviFunniestManOnEarth]

Me: I'm doing good how about you buddy?

[@giganotosaurus3087]

QUICK HIDE THE WEED!

[@timrutten5990]

They were all definitely watermelon sugar high. Sorry

[@saddog6102]

When you listen this too many times, you sing this one instead of the original. XD

[@rhensn]

Doggie Fun lol

[@strawb3rrymi1k_]

Doggie Fun I listened to it once and sing this every time I hear the original

[@sketchydrawings3904]

Doggie Fun same! My sister gets so annoyed

[@interestingmouse9961]

I do that

[@batty5523]

Doggie Fun IKRR!!

[@DizzyIzzy.]

"Do not worry about the demon" that had me dying-

[@collectivelyimprovingtrans2460]

As a rail enthusiast and what she discovers every day this warms my heart! Amazing!

[@elinjones4743]

I like this version more than the original

[@elinjones4743]

" gradually watermelon "

[@meraa8746]

Same

[@megaarcanine2.023]

ilysm Jessii Vee Same

[@viper7526]

Same

[@lucythedachshund6793]

Ikr ROFL

[@qarlottebelle8821]

"Son, we speak many words"

[@anastasialivanos2240]

I L O V E M A N C U B I T S

[@qarlottebelle8821]

Anastasia L *yes*

[@owenx3502]

Izzabelle Mint Deer GRADUALLY WATERMELON

[@xcffebeansx7804]

Izzabelle Mint Deer My loins and gave me

[@snoovian7951]

Now, Now follow me. Now Now follow me Hmmmmmm

[@MatildaV1980]

”Everyday I find some new railway” always runs through my head when I’m sprinting towards the train station each morning. I can’t help it, these lyrics is just stuck into my brain every since my kid and I shared a slice of water melon and they showed me this video 6 years ago 🤣🤣

[@CyberWolf7821]

I was listening to a radio while watching this, and as soon as this video ended, the actually Shape of You song started playing ...help.

[@tchrome4914]

So this is a song about someone who's a pirate, likes shapes and biology, somehow finds many railways and is a part of the confederate army, and something about gradually watermelon?

[@prllysra]

Zack The Grass Type Trainer yup!!

[@fanis84]

i... think so

[@GimmeAKitkatNow]

I believe she is the entirety of the confederate army, but that's just a small detail not helping this to make any more sense! So yay!

[@KaytlinGomez]

and they like spices

[@elevensbean7699]

Zack The Grass Type Trainer it's about a math/biology who likes watermelons and fancies someone in her class

[@xomical]

This song summarized in 1 or 2 sentences. A girl who is in Highschool plays monopoly with her family. She really likes shapes, she eats watermelon, she’s scientific, depressed, has sleep paralysis, part of the Confederate army, and usually is the only person getting the railroads in monopoly.

[@schuesslerlauren]

Lol

[@camillecrazed]

Yep. Sums it up

[@dr.shyantanichowdhury7485]

xDDDDDD

[@debbiewolfe1872]

Tru

[@tellsrktostopstealingmyhea9254]

I love these comments

[@shadowsnake1337]

“Conciseness pressing rain” made me cry a little, relatable

[@arson3183]

I love how I don't know most of the words but I very specifically know that this starts with ✨the tree✨

[@eviel1589]

Voice 100 Lyrics 100 Fun 100 Back ground graphics 100 Body language 3000 😂😂

[@celsosebastian9526]

u forgot Gradually Watermelon 1000000000000000

[@art_pawz]

Google translate 1,000,000

[@lorettacrotty1897]

Mohammad Ebrahim Katebi I love it 3000

[@strawhaticey95]

*I love shapes* over 9000!!

[@etherealstrawberry9873]

@@strawhaticey95 Is that a Fairy Tail reference?

[@michaelmyers7468]

Son we speak many words.... DON'T CALL ME SON

[@shiny_owl9171]

I just officially died because of your comment, I hope your proud!

[@zehraxpierre521]

CALL ME SON ONE MORE TIME

[@meicookie7364]

Emu Cat IM NOT YOUR SON

[@allyandeia2573]

#Hamiltongeeks 😂 me

[@elsieschomp9355]

Did I just... understand a reference for once in my life?

[@LauraLowe]

"I'm in love with your system" conveys similar meaning and sounds better than the original line.

[@coolname1277]

“I’m in love with your system.” That’s how I imagine doctors to confess to each other now…

[@wheezard]

"I like shapes" "I'm in love with your system" - Genious

[@karolinkiehl8797]

Totally relatable

[@willwaters8553]

and every day i find some new railway....

[@harrysbigtoe5688]

@@akiiye if this person misspelled something then it isn't improper grammar. it's just misspelling

[@amxrctrl]

1985: In 2018 we will have flying cars 2018: "I like Shapes"

[@TheWTFTV]

Chris Brown in 1985 the cars nowawadays were really new. I don't think they wouldn't thought about flying cars.

[@TheWTFTV]

Chris Brown but that was too logical. I actually found this funny

[@lucygresham7296]

Guys they'RE just trying to make a joke cut them some slack

[@healthybutgotOBCD]

1985: In 2018 we will have flying cars! 2018: we overuse jokes :D

[@emmagomez1240]

😂😂😂😂

[@liamm.268]

Such an upgrade from the original. "I'm in love with your system."

[@AAProductions...]

Lol everyone is like in love with gradually watermelon but I love when there was a pic of Dorothy 🤣 2:34

[@zogy628]

which is better this or the original? my friend: original Me:we can't be friends

[@hubbabubba4242]

andrew harrison this

[@annise_o]

@@lunalotll lol ikr Its been years since played this video again I STILL LOVE IT

[@eli-samirvaldes5110]

andrew harrison I cant even remember the actual lyrics i love this version too mutch

[@Japanlover79]

andrew harrison they play the original all the friggin time at work

[@a2l4y7]

andrew harrison. Obv this one is waaay better.

[@b4ubled]

*DO NOT WORRY ABOUT THE DEMON* 5 minutes later: *DO NOT WORRY ABOUT THE DEMO-- OH GOD!*

[@brisaquina8816]

@Michael Darrow I did... Okay.. now what? It was just a joke yk

[@somewitchery417]

Playtime the video isn’t even 5 minutes...

[@SausageFingers06]

demigod DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNN

[@quirstenjethro4551]

Y'all got WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHED

[@wjw8w8whhe]

@Michael Darrow r/wooosh

[@CyprustheAroaceDemiboy]

"The tree" "I love man cubits" "Do not worry about the demon" "I like shapes" "Now my linens, such as spices" "You and I have tightly linked the agricultural economy and all the activated meals it fills his pocket, blessing all the verbs" And of course... "Gradually Watermelon"

[@meanwhileinthemindofagoril1343]

"asavirgin youandiknow thatiwanna love you" that is *so* smooth

[@worldsmostretardedperson]

*Every day I find some new railway* I'm a Brit and this is relatable

[@GenderWoman666]

@xXTigreDePlatineXx In Poland I'd rather say "Every day I find some old forgotten railway" or "Every day I lost some railway"... XD

[@GenderWoman666]

@xXTigreDePlatineXx Poland is not on the East, but in the center. Even geometrical middle of Europe is in Poland :) (If I remember well it's near Łódź City)

[@V_098]

I’m a Brit too

[@josjoererg]

saying this as someone that has lived in England and america, come to New York.

[@cowboymooman8776]

W-wait what the fuck?! Horsesheire station? That wasnt here yesterday, what? What the hep