Googling Weird Stuff! - Game Grumps Compilations

[@thelastcompanion]

"You can't just open up the story of my life to page 738 and think you know me." - Arin Hanson Such a good, meaningful, 'deep' quote, said in response to Danny saying he'd never looked up "Best way to assassinate the president"

[@Fox-983]

The first page of Arin’s life starts with, “At age six, I was born without a face.”

[@shardinhand1243]

oh sure you think echidna dick is scary... then you find out what goose be rockin, and then the nightmares start.

[@BrokenDollyBoy]

@@shardinhand1243 oh my god I just searched that up and honestly I'm scared of geese again

[@shardinhand1243]

@@BrokenDollyBoy fear the hentai goose!

[@horseluver4ever623]

"You can't open up the book of my life and jump in the middle." Seems to be the quote he's referencing.

[@halodragonmaster]

THE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW: *DOES BRUNO MARS IS GAY?!*

[@thiefofhyrule8000]

The rumor is out!

[@pixelbomb97]

oh hi kale

[@fahdasq507]

*I DOES IS HAVE TO KNOW*

[@draoswaargbaal7598]

The rumor come out

[@halodragonmaster]

Drewmanian :P Hi Drew.

[@xeno_zero2303]

The " Does Bruno Mars is gay?" Video. Ah, the memories

[@danpohlmann6]

I miss the old game grumps. I miss the gold game grumps.

[@nachzehrer6449]

When KZbin did nothing

[@nerfherder1986]

Ahhh, the memories. Celebrated everywhere for their nostalgia!

[@FelixEA]

"Well. Does he?"

[@owetahihe5010]

I doeses have to know

[@Epic_2510]

Doeses Bruno Mars is gay

[@gloriouscontent3538]

Cease your investigation.

[@poisontitan9313]

@@gloriouscontent3538 never

[@gloriouscontent3538]

@@poisontitan9313 You need not worry about whether or not is does Bruno Mars gay.

[@user-df2kg4cd8r]

Dan- *listing stuff* “And... Octopus Top Hat.” Okay Dan 👌

[@rxdiantfaith]

MusicalFreak GamerGeek I love how you commented this cause it goes so well with your profile picture 😂😂

[@symphony_in_plaid4592]

I have just looked up "octopus top hat" and I was not disappointed.

[@rachelwatson9732]

@@symphony_in_plaid4592 same here no disappointment

[@Aesirix]

Y’all mean Oswald. xD

[@s_napps]

Ok but... What is it?

[@NovaAzuran]

How do people even MAKE these compilations? Do they bookmark "Well they talk about googling here, laugh uncontrollably here, and Danny says 'Arin' here."

[@BanditLeader]

Dedicated fans remember everything said and when and in what video

[@MateusAuri]

They Ctrl+F the script

[@markclark5230]

I badly want to know the answer to this as well.

[@Altar360]

Azuran When you watch a series long enough you start to notice patterns

[@benjaminmiddaugh2729]

Perhaps the best case study of this I'm aware of is GoodEgor (he makes annotated cuts of Northernlion and NLSS streams). He has a massive spreadsheet where he tracks all the stuff he finds important for his videos, and he even makes the Google sheet available for viewing, complete with links in many of the video descriptions. People are probably doing similar things when making compilations.

[@marsbuns]

When you break into Area 51 and find the Grump's search history

[@laishabug]

Mars Bar BIG y e s

[@TigerBears11]

Oh boy, Area 51 memes are so cool, funny, and unique.

[@cai0409]

Tiger Bears Wow, I didn’t know humor was objective

[@Blechhower]

Didnt Danny just read it out loud?

[@TigerBears11]

Wookie - Neither did I. Who said it was?

[@Matt_Man_94]

This should’ve been called “Dan’s weird search history”

[@beesgold1487]

Matt Skora Danny’s*

[@conedvin]

Dan: You want a Bugatti? Arin playing battle kid: A 1978 BUGATTI. THATS NOT EVEN A REAL CAR MODEL, I M A D E I T U P. me, squinting my eyes: did you tho?

[@conedvin]

@Roger Dodger omg

[@conedvin]

@Roger Dodger are you making this up??

[@dakotadrummond3258]

Sav Edits I can’t be the only one who thinks this is like Ross’s drop bear story from Battleblock Theatre where it’s complete bullshit

[@mink5251]

Sav Edits - He didn’t make any of that up haha Crazy to think that after all they’ve gone through they’re still around

[@RabblesTheBinx]

@Roger Dodger she was probably talking about the Chiron, Veyron, and Divo; "Work Bitch" came out in 2013.

[@PlushiePoogle]

"How do you spell Echidna? E C H..?" "I N D I L I I V L..." XD

[@imveryangryitsnotbutter]

ECH

[@kennymartin5976]

Oh man, Echindiliivls, my favorite rodent.

[@1235Shade]

AAH the Echindiliivls, celebrated for their... Zzz...

[@ayoelang]

But seriously....did you see it?? Cuz THAT scared me for life holy shit!

[@RhynoBytes857]

It’s spelled E N C H I L A D A

[@cartoonistanonymous]

Damn I never noticed how much Work Bitch sounds like a song tailor-made by a soulless, conglomerate, corporate entity, in order to demean her directly AND make money off it but that would never happen right haha

[@BurntT0aster]

"You can't open up the story of my life and go to page 738 and think you know me"

[@curtisleblanc5897]

Why not?! I have the POWER, don't I? * is staring blankly for 12 seconds (No! POWER! My Uncle Ben always told me, "with great power, comes great responsibility".)

[@rugxulo]

@@curtisleblanc5897 *rice-sponsibility

[@curtisleblanc5897]

@@rugxulo I understood that reference.

[@srbrant5391]

There are 738 comments currently on this video.

[@zichithefox4781]

How to spell echidna according to Arin: Echindliieli... Close enough Arin...close enough.

[@CaptainSpycrab]

ECHINDILIIVLA

[@BrotherSean]

@@CaptainSpycrab "ECH!!!" - JonTron

[@midnight_harmony5954]

8:11- Accidentally left the thumbnail for Pokemon FireRed with Super Mario Galaxy.

[@moonwatcher944]

and 21:25 they put another Sonic Unleashed Thumbnail though it was Sonic forces

[@moonwatcher944]

and again at 22:35

[@midnight_harmony5954]

@@SaintSentryI already found one guy who does care. You If you didn't care, you would have just left it alone and went on with your day. But I guess you decided to waste a couple seconds of your life that you'll never get back. All because of a comment you made towards me, about me pointing out a little mistake that happened to have caught my eye. That my friend, is called: Irony

[@moonwatcher944]

@@SaintSentry Ever heard of people with OCD?, or do you just not care?

[@midnight_harmony5954]

@@SaintSentry I wasn't meaning it in an aggressive tone. It was more or less of a "Ya done fucked up son" kinda tone xD

[@ThatOneIrishFurry]

14:00 casual arin bad dragon comment no one has mentioned ever again

[@jeffery9543]

funniest part is he was right lmfaoo

[@g3obazz124]

"You can't just open up the story of my life to page 738 and think you now me." is my actual senior quote. Thanks for the meaningful quote opportunity Arin. ;P

[@SnurklBottom]

I like to imagine you misspelled the senior quote also “… and think you now me”

[@marsbuns]

I'm surprised this is 30 minutes long, I thought the Grumps have googled WAY more weird stuff.

[@angelicaanna2249]

Part 1

[@ewu..]

17:11 Arin: *“I jumped on one of the balls!”* KZbin: *_CUTS TO AD_*

[@GuiasMaurelChile]

Game Grumps: *You can't say bad words within the first minute of the video* Game Grumps Compilation: *Let's talk about pornography in the first 30 seconds!*

[@GiovanniCloud]

Nobody else like this comment; it's at 69 now!

[@OriginalCreatorSama]

@@GiovanniCloud really tempted to ruin that btw

[@GiovanniCloud]

@@OriginalCreatorSama It's at 70 now... T_T

[@OriginalCreatorSama]

@@GiovanniCloud wasn't me!

[@manfredvkv]

8:11 I never been to the outer space region in Fire Red

[@johnpbickford6735]

Yeah man, that's where you catch Entei.

[@jamalbruna4121]

And Deoxys

[@Lee-fl8mc]

The sound of disappointment in Dans voice when he Arin tells him the truth about squirting.

[@LokiLagoon]

Arin was wrong though

[@Lillpixeychic]

Just look it up in KZbin and there’s tons of videos to explain sexplanations is a great channel and they explain

[@irljellywyrm]

Its diluted pee babeyyy

[@nunpho]

It isn't pp lee

[@ASlutty9SUnit]

Look up the Skene's gland. Arin is quite wrong, yall. The long and short of it is that there's no accepted consensus. As at least two biological processes are suspected. Either urine discharge, or secretions from the Skene's gland being discharged, or a mix of both. It's a big fuckin mystery.

[@HBStone]

Dan: "I'm not really a furry." Also Dan: "I'm exclusively mind-fucking chipmunks right now."

[@AngelWingsYT]

CIA/FBI listening to their convo: annnd thats enough spying on the grumps for today

[@gaiaowu9862]

“well the laptop needs to go away now”

[@curtisleblanc5897]

why?

[@SketchUT]

Curtis LeBlanc OP is quoting Dan lol

[@conechiwa7]

"She's also a chipmunk and like 12" lmao

[@MediaMunkee]

"I am exclusively mind-fucking chipmunks right now." - Dan

[@jessicalanderos905]

yes! now just waiting for the "you should check this video out!" compilation.

[@Bombom1300]

Not just videos. They ought to also have that Kafka twitter from Super Mario Galaxy too!

[@AyEmEl]

Is octopus tophat supposed to be that plushie from Power Puff Girls that Bubbles is really attached to?

[@FeralUmbreon21]

Why don't you find out

[@PuffyOne1898]

Its name is Octy.

[@mouse4747]

Sonic Unleashed #11 looks a lot like Sonic Forces. 22:28

[@OoGrimbooO]

I just noticed that myself. I have the video paused right now because i was like wait, when was Infinite in Sonic Unleashed so i googled it and then realized it was the wrong video thumbnail and then immediately after saw the weapon in the bottom left 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@dragon_turtle]

Was looking for this comment 👌

[@clonerstive]

Thank you, yes

[@Zeldamaster1989]

Yaaay literally just went to bed hoping to watch some Grumps and this video was added 56 secs ago.

[@ariannarose3617]

I love how you listened to two grown men's search history before bed XD

[@thanatosp3738]

9:18 just realized this was FireRed. I don't remember mario being in pokemon.

[@yomama42069]

“You can’t read the story of my life and skip to page 738 and assume you know me” noice

[@uljk5699]

"Shark giving birth to young one" is more terrifying if you know that only one appearing from the shark womb is the victor of cannibalism battle royale against their own siblings.

[@Zylo82]

Dan: how do u spell echidna? e.c.h..... Arin: i.n.d.i.l.i...i..e.l.i...

[@colbyc316]

That thumbnail is gold!

[@Spazarts777]

8:23 ah yes my favorite part of fire red, when Red has to go feed a big luma then has to slingshot from weird gravity bubbles, then the game suddenly switches to mario galaxy

[@Crow_Smith]

I love Super Mario Galaxy has "Pokemon FireRed #96" as the episode.

[@jadelaidlaw9382]

They also labeled Sonic Forces as Sonic Unleashed

[@thegamerj.e.t]

Susie: (Walks up to Dan) You're going to want to read this...

[@curtisleblanc5897]

I'm sorry, but first thing that came to my mind was the character from: d e l t a r u n e

[@curtisleblanc5897]

@@HUNTERSKYREY The character name Susie. (yes I spelled it correctly)

[@andbordi1826]

I thought this was 'The Grumps' and got confused

[@yetiornot5726]

People reacting to super explicit fan smut without actually seeing it may be my new favorite source of comedy.

[@c00mwall]

I was hoping this was just a vid of Dan googling weird things and his reactions

[@JJsPickles]

Same

[@quentinbergenholtz1420]

...it was.

[@DungeonMistressC]

I know it’s old, but can we get a “If Google was a Guy” and Games Grump cross over?

[@NWolfsson]

If Google was sentient, it would send them the "No! God! Please! No!" meme when they do those searchs x)

[@geoffreymesser2121]

He starts off with “she’s a redhead and she has freckles everywhere” and my brain immediately went “Faye Reagan?”

[@pokelover3602]

“Isn’t squirting involuntary?” That it is Dan, that it is.

[@pinecone9619]

I don't know, does he?

[@zackhenderson2392]

I like when they look up R34 of things, and are immediately surprised that it exists.

[@realjakeelledge]

0:26 seconds in “OH, The SPUNKING Dead” ......this is gonna be good 🤣

[@misfitmasks]

Dan has a very aquatic-themed search history

[@Howisnohandleavailable]

She's also a chipmunk, and like, 12 *AND??* Two more in the win column 😎

[@SirKirk2000]

FBI, OPEN UP!!!

[@curtisleblanc5897]

@@SirKirk2000 FBI should be knockin' at my door any minute now. - Jonathan Tronathan Jafari NYPD, OPEN UP!!!!!! "Can't a guy get some *P R I V A C Y* ? ! HMMM HM HMMMMMM *HMMMMM HM HMMMM* !" - Also Jonathan Tronathan Jafari

[@alastairtut3574]

Ah yes the perfect amount of likes. Nice!

[@tahsin.a1046]

Grandpa: your generation relies on technology too much Me: No u UNPLUGS LIFE SUPPORT

[@curtisleblanc5897]

I'm something of a nurse / doctor, myself.

[@freakerevil]

*plugs in phone instead* the future is now, old man.

[@soursugar4867]

"Oh, the Spunking Dead"

[@jblen]

This reminds me, Google feud would make a pretty good one-off grump episode.

[@AmazinglyAwkward]

“You can’t open up the story that is my life and fucking go to page 738 and think you know me” is probably one of Arin’s greatest lines 😂

[@Mercy4Hire]

I had a really good laugh imagining a man getting really mad at his barber, to the point of wanting to eradicate them

[@ViktorVonfuling]

8:13 Yes, this always was my favorite episode of Pokemon FireRed

[@requiemforameme1]

8:48 I think Dan heard that as a kid. We're similar ages, and both grew up around NYC, and only recently did I realize my thinking this was probably just a dadjoke that sorta made sense to tiny me.

[@undeadsky923]

9:29 Ah yes. I remember this episode of Pokémon FireRed

[@byebyecitybyebye]

squirting is actually a pretty interesting and complex physiological phenomenon. technically it's urea, which is found in urine, but is not synonymous, and urea is also found in pretty much every bodily fluid as well. in people-with-vaginas-who-experience-squirting, the bladder, even if empty before sexual stimulation, will fill itself with urea prior to orgasm. this is more likely to happen during stimulation of the bartholin's and skene's glands, and the posterior wall of the vaginal canal. and it CAN be involuntary... or not.

[@phantasmag0rical_sleepyhea221]

I've never been this early. . . I feel accomplished or something

[@Menma-Abyss]

Same

[@AintItJay187]

dude... you have a low bar for accomplishment. are you okay?

[@SpiderDilly]

Don't worry, in a few girlfriends, you won't be so proud....trust me

[@squeakers007]

Same here.

[@Menma-Abyss]

@@SpiderDilly and in a few weeks of alchowhole neither will you. Let the man feel happy.

[@aidandeleon697]

22:52 Love the new look for Sonic Unleashed!

[@LordFrito]

25:15 If the chipettes are 12 in human years then they're roughly 360 years old in chipmunk years

[@minarie2865]

So I googled echidnas. Apparently they can enter REM sleep. Therefore I am pretty sure they can dream. Oh and their whole mating rituals are the cutest. Like up to ten males follow a female that is ready to mate, nudging her with their noses from time to time. Once she found a good place or something she lays down, her head in a bush while the males start digging a ring around her. There they push each other out until only one is left who then lays on its side next to the female, caressing her spikes and fur for up to FOUR HOURS until she is finally ready for the actual intercourse. Which can last up to 180 minutes.

[@DementedDuskull]

23:03 *sees infinite* uuhhh, are you sure thats Sonic Unleashed?

[@Guru_1092]

Octopus tophat sounds like a kickass band name.

[@NoGoodNik1]

On one hand I love my boys, on the other hand as a library science student Arin's undying refusal to do basic research before running his mouth drives me up the gotdang wall

[@Oceanmachine27]

It's time once again for "things that aren't actually true" with your host, Arin Hanson

[@davidellis8282]

Danny: do you really want me to put this in my- Arin: YES

[@katsala918]

I’m still waiting for the NSP song that’s just all yeah’s and no’s

[@jayy4651]

12:39 to make matters worse, some sharks will have several offspring but the strongest baby shark eats its siblings.

[@jayy4651]

Also, Rheas (they're a bit like a small emu/ostrich) have curly penises. A bit like a pigs tail. And female hyenas have pseudopenises.

[@elsiebartlett6808]

Never realized Dan’s google search history leading to “do some sharks give good head?” was a precursor to the glory days of open furry-ness 12:04

[@AngelWingsYT]

XD the amount of animal dick searches would concern the FBI XD

[@mattiashedin465]

wind waker was truly an amazing experience.

[@SirWhiskersThe3rd]

Fun note about sharks giving birth in the womb the series showed that baby sharks eat their siblings inside the womb.

[@somadozebananas7080]

"I am exclusively mind-f*cking chipmunks." -Dan 2018

[@LittleNamMan]

I hope one day they realize that "Incognito Mode" is a thing

[@narc0manc3r28]

*clicks video* Ad: Are you still using Google? Me: RUN! They're coming for you Daniel!

[@acblook]

8:19 Wow Pokemon's changed so much since I played it as a kid

[@TheSpektrum1989]

Arin trying to remember the Rugrats creepypasta was great

[@wimmermon5722]

Dan: "I'll stuff those cheeks" Me: proceeds to almost spray the hot chocolate I'm drinking across my monitor

[@Joseph-zu8ef]

Im glad the results were left in. I've learned so much!

[@juansolis41]

25:05 *Arin starts super Mario maker level* * sees the DUTCH flag* “Made by frank from France” 💀💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@LordWeems]

Sitting on the toliet, taking a massive shit, eating a can of cold soup, at midnight, and im buttass naked and depressed Time for game grump compilations Dont @me

[@xbloosaber]

Bruh I'm so happy this exists-thank you guys so much😂😂😂

[@MattnessLP]

Starting at 21:25 , when Danny asks about the Gin&Sonic, the game displayed in the lower right corner ocntinues to be Sonic Unleashed, but for this and the next "scene" (Inifinite the Jackal), the game on screen is Sonic Forces.

[@riakun]

Why is "Octopus Top Hat" one of your top five most searched items? 😂😂😂

[@KitsuNerezza]

25:07 Made by Frank from *France* Wrong flag Arin!

[@curtisleblanc5897]

Yeah, Even *I* know that's Germany, you uncultured SWINE!

[@jmanuiop5771]

Clearly Frank is from Luxumbourg

[@KitsuNerezza]

No no, you got it wrong, it's clearly Russia

[@rugxulo]

Flagellate him!!!1

[@stein6473]

I love the fact you guys do compilations. This is just fucking gold!

[@NathanButNett]

8:16 this is a weird looking pokemon game

[@CrispyChestnuts]

Dan: "infinite hedgehog without the mask" Dan's phone: "Did you mean 'infinite hedgehog without the shirt'?"

[@wizards578]

I just realized how much they googled stuff in Wind Waker and Sonic

[@IanSpace71]

Lovely

[@ChloeKatiePuppy]

25:26 that swirch up is so funny

[@GamingKeyse]

Anybody else notice how the first part of Mario Galaxy says it's Pokemon red still? (Somewhere around 9:00)

[@chrisprobst6963]

24:12 Danny reminding us that he has a deep abiding love for....

[@makennamurphy9691]

Aww, Dan hearing Ross's opinion on squirting sounds like a kid figuring out Santa Claus.

[@fasmir5688]

It's not really an opinion, though it isn't 100% correct either

[@cheesecake3036]

As soon as Arin said redhead with freckles I immediately knew who he was talking about. God I need a life.

[@ArtistNotFound123]

I’m surprised this compilation isn’t just every single episode of game grumps composed into a 7 year compilation

[@JC21]

8:11 Wow, I don't remember that transition in Pokemon FireRed...

[@jonathanschaffer2594]

Hi, Chip Chapley here. Now the rumor come out: Does Bruno Mars is gay?

[@curtisleblanc5897]

WELL, DOES 'E?! I "does is" have to KNOW!

[@Vesohag]

8:19 I remeber when they unlocked Mario as a playable character in Pokemon.

[@emac7050]

God, this makes me want to rewatch Wind Waker...

[@PhoeniksStorm]

03:51 Dan is saying "Now get to work bitch" but the way he say it makes it sound like something slightly different

[@brookerood295]

Is anyone else waiting on the new show on @thegrumps ??

[@mattm7636]

8:57 *Looks bottom right Yeah, I don't think so, bud.