Insane Walmart Experiences - GOONS #81

[@SenpapiRick]

Walmart was the first Battle Royal game, change my mind

[@robert-trebor87]

How’s life been treating you?

[@yohandoodoofart4458]

I can’t

[@houdini334]

Especially on black Friday

[@SenpapiRick]

@@robert-trebor87 It's been amazingly wild

[@bigfoot12118]

k mart?

[@alponte_]

3:33, love how soups avatar goes up when dooo says, "He had tard strength"

[@DJdoppIer]

Soup's profile: *_I N S T A N T F E A R_*

[@cheesygorditacrunch1708]

I like how senpapi rick is silent for 5 to 10 minutes at a time and then randomly says something outlandish and shocking

[@SenpapiRick]

First time talking to Yumi and Trippy so I was a little shy at first then became more comfy towards the middle lol

[@MrFusion]

@@SenpapiRick I could tell, but by the middle y'all were on fire

[@davecrupel2817]

​@@SenpapiRickTakes a little bit to get settled in with strangers. Especially when you're a massive fan of those strangers. 😅

[@Ungwolop-bh3qe]

So he was acting like McNasty used to

[@Muddog-md7ob]

Ahhh yes. Another episode of the best podcast in Mongolia

[@tazeywazey3624]

Bro this vid was just the cut off your legs or suck off Hitler bit extended! 🤣🤣

[@WispyWarrior268]

24:13 It's funny how Yumi says Dinosaurs is for the special kids and the 2 that are not here for the podcast both mentioned that they loved dinosaurs when they were kids. (McNasty and Blarg)

[@MonkeMan2.0]

So that’s why mcnasty and blarg were gone...

[@catoninetails]

@@MonkeMan2.0 coincidence?? I THINK NOT!

[@Joeysmalls3119]

@@catoninetails we already know Blarg hates every guest thats why hes never on with guests 😂

[@SenpapiRick]

I also use to play with Dinosaurs as a kid and had many little figurines of them too lol

[@fadedgabe791]

I love that soup wants to act hard about not knowing about dinosaurs. Like you've never seen even one jurassic park movie gtfo

[@RexBebopHD]

Getting Senpapi Rick on here has been a longtime coming and of course Blarg turns up missing for it and McNasty getting taken out by a smoke detector is so...on brand too. Nice to have Trippy on here after so long too!

[@MonkeMan2.0]

And Yumi is back once again, 3 guests in a single episode podcast, that’s rare.

[@skeetskeet9440]

Blarg and McNasty hates Senpapi Rick, confirmed.

[@mellomarcus2733]

I really hope they get soup's friend Ethan on the podcast that guy is hilarious

[@MrRight...]

That would be amazing, GUATEMALA!

[@woody8577]

He's proven himself to be quite a lucrative asshat for Soup as of late(pardon me bad eenglisch). That'll look sexy af on a resume. Take him to Olive Garden, Dallas. He's earned it.

[@MrFusion]

I'll never forget the Star Wars RP with him. Soup, and Brandon (who is also funny as fuck). That video is probably one of Soup's best.

[@MrRight...]

@@MrFusion lmao the star wars RP was the best. When they kept messing with the smart board behind the "training officer" was hilarious.

[@MrFusion]

@@MrRight... oh my god that video is incredible, hardest I've laughed maybe ever

[@Slips_vl]

I swear one of these days the Goons will be replaced with a whole new crew 😹

[@Captianmex1C0]

There's Gunna be one episode with grizzy, Oompaville, Yumi and Trippy trying to talk about the History of the goons or something

[@MonkeMan2.0]

Podcast title will be “Goons History” or something along those lines.

[@wyvern_warrior]

An April fools episode with Smii7y in place of Blarg, Ethan in place of Soup, Tim Henson back to replace Dooo and.... Yumi in place of McNasty? and they do the normal Goons intro, and act like every thing is normal and they call each other by the person they replaced

[@benzothewicked]

they should swap with the misfits one day without telling anyone

[@Captianmex1C0]

@@MonkeMan2.0 Goons Lore Or The Goons dark iceberg

[@shaggy_e210]

This podcast was the best one in a LONG time. MORE GUESTS MORE OFTEN

[@Michael-hu2fb]

Whitechapel is sick bro

[@IamKingSleezy]

@@Michael-hu2fb other than a Lamb of God circle pit, the most scared I've been at a show is when Whitechapel played Section 8 and right before the breakdown at the end when the guitars were ringing out, Phil stood up on the riser and said, "side to FUCKING SIDE" and Alex started the breakdown riff. I've never been more scared in my life. 22/10 would do it again.

[@couch7960]

@IChaseIKZbin you drunk

[@Wolfbeast-gu8nk]

@@couch7960 He prob is. Don’t worry about him.

[@isaiahsarzoza5714]

I knew Rick was gonna make his way into a podcast

[@SenpapiRick]

It was bound to happen

[@isaiahsarzoza5714]

@@SenpapiRick definitely come back to tell more stories

[@studlee9355]

My senior year, there was a kid in my class who’s little brother was in one of the special classes….aaaaand he somehow got out of class one day, stole a school bus and got 4 miles before they were able to stop him. When they asked him where he was going he said he was hungry.

[@fourze4z138]

the reason why mcnasty isnt here is such a mcnasty thing. I love that man so much

[@tyhyk1173]

TRIPPY AND SENPAPI?!?! I'm in love!!

[@jordanfry4170]

Ooo as a walmart employee i’m ready to hear this. I had a lady tell me one time she wish I was disabled after she rammed the isle with her scooter lol

[@xd__advisedguide]

L bozo crippled lady

[@KamiCalamari]

Bruh, this has to he one of the best ones yall have done! Surprise guests killed it!! Hella funny!!

[@Eskmo42]

Was about to re-listen to an old podcast whilst doing housework when you guys conveniently uploaded a new episode

[@Babodor123]

same

[@blitzkrieg2524]

Dearest Goons, Whilst I throughly miss MasterofceramoniesDisgusting and Throwupmyshnoople, listening to the excellent stories from SenfatherFrederick, Delicous, and Fallingaccidentally was a pleasure nonetheless. I pray that MasterofceramoniesDisgusting will fix the horrid screech of his Conflagration Apprehension Machine and that Throwupmyshnoople enjoys his journey, wherever that may be. Farewell to all of you and I wish you the best.

[@allusive_tank6324]

I love the word play

[@Providence..]

Oh my God, you're the guy that called Soup "MarksmanBisque". Love you, legend, never stop, lol.

[@blitzkrieg2524]

@@Providence.. dearest Providence, I am thrilled to learn that you have read my other commentaries on the channel of MarksmanBisque. I hope you have a blessed evening. A friend

[@MrFusion]

Truly a master of the English language

[@Nadeli0]

Mr. Blitzkrieg, I must notify you of the beauty that is your mastery of the English Dictionary, may your conquests continue. Sincerely, An elated furry creature

[@josephgriffin6601]

Needed this after a shitty day today. Thanks boys!

[@marcusrichards5527]

I enjoy your choice of words sir

[@zgmerz7305]

Bro same

[@Serpent947]

Same waiting an hour for a fucking Uber. Getting home at 2am. Being broke fucking sucks I see why people just snap and blow up a building.

[@JDHBASS2448]

Soup: "I mean they're a T-rex, dont they just eat leaves or something?" Senpapi: "Nah they're carnivores, they eat ass" I felt that was one of the best lines of the whole podcast 😂

[@theskinthief962]

it was definitely funny

[@yourlocalcryptid9553]

Question for the Goons. Yall ever think about how many animals you've eaten total in your life? Like how many nuggets equals a whole chicken and how many have you eaten?

[@andrueavalos8613]

Genuinely the best podcast love when there’s more guests like this

[@renocoloredglasses928]

I could tell everyone was a lot more comfortable and the conversation flowed a lot better without as many awkward pauses struggling to find a topic. I thought this was one of the better ones I've seen so far. Thanks for the content. Enjoy all your channels.

[@jeffreywinters8060]

I had a friend of mine who got banned from the Walmart in Fairbanks for life after he and his army buddies had a lightsaber fight in the middle of the store.

[@MrFusion]

Most exciting thing to ever happen in Fairbanks

[@MrFusion]

What a sick lineup, I've always wanted to see Senpapi and Trippy come on the podcast

[@boojoe1989]

People of Walmart in the form of a goons podcast… I’m excited for this

[@succcles5397]

20:47 “From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh…it disgusted me.”

[@lankenstein3045]

Senpapi Rick is actually so god damn nice, I was broke and donated 1 dollar and he made me feel like I gave a million bucks! Just such a genuine dude!

[@SenpapiRick]

And even till this day it is appreciative. Doesn't matter if it was an Iranian penny, I make content for free and the fact you gave a dollar, makes me feel like you gave me $1 billion

[@alexjonesbones4753]

The chemistry Soup and TheDoo have is gnarly.

[@ketaminefrog3897]

Senpapi Rico needs to be a permanent addition to the podcast

[@Lucas-nf7uj]

Hearing the smoke detector beep in the podcast and in a video makes this so much better

[@itsbuddhaone]

Senpapi Rick, Yummi and Trippy... what a treat! 😄

[@leevi5917]

This is exactly what i needed, been stressed out about school and felt like i would kms now i feel so slightly less

[@Monkeymangarden]

32:00 the guy did a whole ass combo on the obnoxious customer.

[@Mr_McPicky]

Question for Soup (and McNasty to an extent). What was your experience to putting the band together? From finding members, to your live performances. Do you have tips for musicians looking to start their own bands?

[@Pengulin]

You know its a good episode when the title alone makes you chuckle

[@kinslayer1343]

As an employee at Walmart, I can testify that it does suck donkey balls. But I'm thankful for being in a small southern town, cuz we don't deal with half the shit that the bigger stores do.

[@Dillbobgaming]

This was absolute chaos but in the best way possible

[@NotLuvely]

Im listening to this after recovering from Food Posing. Lifes a Simulation

[@BigTony-bf5jr]

Literally just started the last episode now I’ve got another one to listen to, sweet

[@BestSomebodyNA]

This was actually freaking amazing to listen to. More voices tell more stories.

[@shivermaw5913]

probably a coincidence that the podcast where doo is most active is the one where shit is the biggest topic. *probably* also this one's one of the best so far

[@MACTHEII]

I think my boss had the funniest shit story i ever heard 😂💀 he had to shit so bad on the job one day and there was no port a potty, so he shit in a box 😭 throws it in the dumpster. Someone then goes in the dumpster for some reason, finds the box and yells “Hey someone shit in a box!”😂

[@jesseramirez9489]

This one hit different

[@ethanisnothere1375]

Petition to get doobra on the podcast seriously guys you had two guests BUT NOT DOOBRA?

[@yourlocalcryptid9553]

Dooo is afraid he'll be exposed.

[@trashotaku]

I have a Walmart near me that is LEGIT the most normal store I’ve been to. I have never heard nor experienced anything in my Walmart

[@fazehank5311]

53:31 Its not about money yumi its about sending a message

[@CosmicBob11]

It is so crazy hearing all the stories of teachers denying little children from using the washroom! Is this a common practice in the US? In Canada I cannot ever remember being told no until maybe High School. Like the only requirement for going to the bathroom was asking. You never asked for permission, instead you asked the teacher if someone else was already gone. (That was a rule in high school. Only one student out at a time, regardless of gender.). The most a teacher could ever actually do is temporarily deny you. Maybe while a lesson is just starting, or if I said someone else is out. But if you ask them like a second or third time, they would let you go anyway. In high school you didn't even have to ask actually, because we started using a sign out sheet for covid reasons I think, and that was how you knew if you could go, or if someone else else was out. I don't remember my elementary school days as well of course, but I only remember asking the teacher, then immediately being told yes. I cannot ever think of any of my elementary school teachers straight up making an 8 year old hold it, lol. I'm curious to hear about people's experiences with this in American public schools. I already know your system is very different to Canada. (Like we don't have school cafeterias here until High School. Up till then you bring your own food, and eat in your desk. That's just one example.)

[@joshuablair252]

Yes it’s extremely common. Especially to little kids. It’s because kids and teenagers always end up spending way too much time not being in the classroom and skipping a lot of time. But it’s always the same loser kids that are ghetto or just always being disruptive. It still doesn’t make it right. If you got up and left without their permission and if they said no and you went anyway; they would make a big deal out of it. It’s always the teachers that are on a power trip. The cool ones let you go whenever. But because once a year some kid would absolutely destroy the bathroom and or write down bomb threats and cause thousands of dollars in damage to the bathrooms. But they would collectively punish the classes, which is fuckd up. I don’t know but I remember laughing at these teachers who would cry their eyes out because the kids were bad but it’s usually because the teachers were assholes. I am 26 and still feel no sympathy towards these teachers. It all stems from home and the exact reason why kids get so out of control is because they are not being punished at home. You can’t even spank your kids without Child protective services taking the kids away. You can’t even be a parent anymore. How is a kid supposed to learn respect without the use of intimidation? It’s impossible. Some kids don’t ever think about their own actions and some kids absolutely need to be hit every once in a while, because no one else will. You can’t even stand up to bullies at school and beat the shit out of them (the same kids that need a spanking) without getting kicked out of school or suspended. I have no sympathy towards these teachers because most of them are the ones that see the bullying and do nothing about it, until a kid snaps and does something righteous about it.

[@CosmicBob11]

@@joshuablair252 Yeah, I feel you on the entitled kids thing. I'm only just barely an adult now, but even I see teens and people only a few years younger than me that cleary were not parented as a child. I will say however, that good parents shouldn't ever resort to pure violence and spankings to teach there kids. Now that doesn't mean they can't THREATEN to do it. And maybe even once or twice to get the message across. But I would still say that if you have to do it again and again, or god forbid you know use a belt or something awful like that, then that is too far for sure. I will also say on a separate note that kids should 100% be able to kick the shit out of their bullies. I cannot tell you how many times as a kid I ended up getting in trouble for talking back, or the rare time standing up physically to my bullies (I was bullied a lot when I was younger), and it was always so incredibly aggravating to me that it seemed the school didn't care. Luckily, my dad told me when I was young if I ever got in an altercation, and I got in a fistfight with someone who was bullying me, he would never ever be upset with me for it, regardless of what the school said. To me it's like Hockey (I know, Canadian making hockey analogy, haha) you do something dirty and intentionally nasty to a player, and then the other team has license to beat the crap out of you one on one. This should be how bullying is dealt with (within reason). If you see someone picking on a defenceless kid, you should be able to step in and kick their ass, and not be penalized for it. I don't know how I got into this convo, got basically TLDR: I agree for the most part. Kids are much more entitled these days it seems, and there is never any threat whatsoever to them. We (I say we as I'm still young remember, lol) are all taught at a young age that there are never any serious consequences to our actions, because there will always be the school preventing any justice from being dealt.

[@azcourseer6701]

hellll yeahhh. mcnasty mentioned on his live that this would be happening. finally, weve been asking for senpapi ever since the first episode pretty much lmao, and im sure it will be awesome to hear from trippy too

[@clavical4441]

Literally best podcast yet!

[@Colin_Brown14]

anyone remember those daycare things your parents would drop you off at a grocery store when you were younger? I have way to many stories from those places

[@eviljesus6996]

Never thought I'd hear the words "I sling shot jabbed my underwear". I haven't laughed so hard at something so gross.

[@forthlordcomic2233]

Question for TheDooo: Dooo, do you think you would ever be open to teaching others about music theory?

[@NutZach830]

You guys ironically made one of the best episodes despite being a “shitshow” lmao honestly more guests makes it more fun.

[@MySlipknotmaniac]

Oh my Jonas let’s have senpapi on more often

[@beachedwhale2695]

I have become recently obsessed with this podcast... I am gonna run through these episodes way to fast

[@usmcdevildog3497]

Only thing i remember as a kid was burping so loud after eating in the inbuilt McDonald's and it caught everyone's attention

[@KaJuHD]

with this I have binged the whole of the goons podcast

[@silencedsins60]

Would the Goons ever consider collaborating with the Vanoss crew? I remember Soup and Dooo, separately, did a sponsor collab with Wildcat, Moo Snuckel, and Daithi. (Well for Soup, it was Daithi’s brother.)

[@thatoneleaf9895]

Daithi?

[@Tacoooou]

@@thatoneleaf9895 nogla

[@godlynewbie]

when i was in elementary school I messed myself cause the teacher wouldn't let me go to the bathroom. my dad said next time they say no go in the classroom trash can. literally the only good advice he ever gave me

[@thug_munch]

This is the funniest podcast I’ve heard🤣

[@caya2038]

Best podcast in a while nocap 🧢🧢🧢🧢

[@tyhyk1173]

One of my favorite things is doo referring to us as chat.

[@bungus2001]

I would actually love an episode where someone joins every 10 minutes that would be so funny

[@LeveyHere]

YOO Trippy, Yumi, and Senpapi as guests, pretty worthy replacements for an episode, maybe more in the future

[@canja_3]

trippy at the start be like "I am de captain now."

[@theoblivious1672]

Yes, finally the only podcast I enjoy

[@choggy3]

Question you can use on next podcast: would you rather fight the goat man or Bigfoot

[@gilbertmorales9070]

“Whatcha doin Blake “ had me in tears holy shit

[@GrepidYT]

I think its sick you got Senpapi Rick on, what a lad

[@SenpapiRick]

😁

[@ectothermicmercenary7438]

Nowadays, a home cooked meal is a treat. A wholly-cooked podcast is a banquet, my friend.

[@ravenwolf5080]

I can imagine two mall cops run into each other and be like hey man food court my jurisdiction what you doing here middle mall man .

[@flowerknight7268]

One of the best podcast episodes yet! Yall should do this more often !!!

[@user-kw7jc9yv6k]

53:32 Its not about the money Batman, Its about the message🥶🥶

[@uvelin777]

Been waiting all day mr goons

[@JasonJebezSam]

OLIVE GARDEN STORY: One time I was at an Olive Garden with my girlfriend, and some lady that was by herself started clipping her toe nails at the table next to us. It was some weird shit lol

[@TTFU247]

Best podcast yet 👏 loved having senpapi rick trippy and yumi 🤟

[@thiagoaaaaaaaaa]

Lets gooo Trippy and Senpapi Rick

[@jwasikowski1]

I would actually prefer the texas roadhouse rolls over red lobster biscuits or olive garden breadsticks.

[@WindowLickingDeer]

You're not knocking Cheddar Bay Biscuits, are you?

[@DecimusCastusSPQR]

First it was the hot and ready's argument, now a smoke detector issue, Mcnasty is 0-2 right now, talk about L + Ratio

[@elliotvh974]

This was a really good podcast. Im a big fan of trippy and an avid senpapi rick enjoyer so this was cool.

[@bradsovie1531]

Best podcast ever funny as hell😂

[@festivalboat9068]

I can't believe the day this came out was when I was waking from surgery and was in excruciating pain form trying not to laugh watch this episode

[@Inf3rknows]

This was amazing. i was so hoping that grizzy was gonna jump in though

[@tigerplayzz9221]

Where’s my new podcast at I can’t sleep?

[@calebc7985]

After months finally caught up! Over 80 hours listening to the goons…..

[@louba516]

Unironically one of the best episodes so far

[@jazz9770mg]

Loved this

[@ikatherinex9182]

Someone was shot at my local Olive Garden. 😅

[@AdamSmacker]

I like how people think that soup and doo are the more loud ones but this was the quietest podcast ever. Especially without mcnasty that hot and ready boi. Also is it just me or does trippy’s can fit perfectly with blargs body

[@lordxbox4495]

Trippy definitely shined in this one please have him more

[@konnervanwhy3632]

Haha I’m finishing up your latest one rn. I really do look forward to this podcast. Nothing as witty and stupid at the same time. I’m loving it. You guys are great!

[@doortelos1529]

Dang I'm planning to work at Walmart, this is a great thing to hear before applying

[@mrgarbageusername1703]

Let’s gooo new goons podcast 🤘🏻

[@theandroids6796]

Olive Garden had these cards that gave you the Unlimited Pasta Bowl, Soup, Salad and Breadsticsk for like 3 months. You could go anytime, pick your dish and even take home left overs (pro hack, order a fresh refill before leaving)

[@sketchasarcasm]

Omg Senpapi Rick and Yumi AND Trippyyyy WOO! 🥺

[@Rahahahahha]

Ya'll gotta have a ten guest massacare of a podcast, you definitely know enough funny people for it. Also fun question, whats your most hated internet trend and why.

[@boss06829]

This is one of the best podcasts ever.

[@slodoop]

I love eating while Yumi is talking about getting food poisoning

[@lizzylizzy1676]

Ayyy trippy finally on the podcassttt

[@unkillableplays6399]

Soup's grandma is still in that chair to this day