McNasty's HAUNTED House! - GOONS #14

[@goonspodcast]

Just to let you know, Dooo doesn't have a girlfriend. He used to before he switched sides. So men, he's still on the market ;)

[@scsi2707]

Bet, before Tux gets here

[@Ash_McSticks]

Candy Corn is good hecc you

[@eatmypotatoe4203]

Dooo please love me

[@wockieslush3198]

Thats Epic

[@andyk0646]

Cool

[@BlargMyShnoople]

I hope you guys enjoy hour of talk

[@B01WNR]

💛💛💛

[@steenk2073]

yes

[@_Nick_.]

Yup love the halloweewee episode

[@veryhotshambler1754]

Currently on 5 minutes of talk. Good talk so far Edit: 6 minutes of talk I am developing autism

[@destroyuhh8001]

Probably won't

[@Bluejaguar89]

I love how I just sit here wondering why I find this entertaining

[@festivalboat9068]

This is the reason why I have motivation for school

[@Spidey3505]

Comment of the year

[@Dopamine09Addict]

Lol same

[@masternate808]

The new slogan for the Goons

[@debear4463]

I also ask myself this question when I'm watching a episode.

[@datoxic-4060]

Mcnasty: likes candy corn The Other Goons: you've been shunned

[@spyderstryke3769]

i like cany core

[@ashleysuhr44]

Candy corn is great

[@cuh_2023]

@@ashleysuhr44 DISGUSTING

[@cuh_2023]

@@spyderstryke3769 it's like eating shredded DILLDO BITS

[@justincrowell4089]

@@cuh_2023 candy corn is great

[@eddiemathews8209]

Every single one of their videos are basically podcasts anyway. I ain’t complaining tho

[@user-jk8sf4lh4i]

they're videos are a lot more cut up and have a different vibe so it doesn't feel the same at all to me.

[@eddiemathews8209]

@@user-jk8sf4lh4i yeah for sure I was saying like the videos would be just as funny without the gameplay which shows that they are funny it’s not just because of the game

[@soggyaugie5262]

Some of their videos have other people in it so it doesnt exactly feel the same

[@imvryblind]

@@eddiemathews8209 true I would literally watch a black screen thats how entertaining these Goons are

[@notebook1148]

Are you a serial killer🥴 it’s okay if you ate

[@brandonalcazar2159]

22:37 bruh I laughing my ass off when Dooo said "girlfriend"

[@Drlove72]

Dooo’s girlfriend has a beard and is 7ft tall

[@zlac]

It's just a friend who happened to identify as a girl at the time, not an actual girlfriend...

[@silverrey7379]

@@Drlove72 her name is Jim

[@SJ.-]

she pulled out 'the human centipede'

[@strutstopper4987]

The dislikes are from generic Indians and Tall forest guys...

[@Dadeez]

now, it's 14 lol

[@caffeine7539]

i'm both 😢

[@gymtards69]

I am an Indian. I love it. I wanna kill myself. But I liked the video.

[@strutstopper4987]

@@gymtards69 whoah now

[@strutstopper4987]

@@gymtards69 you okay?

[@merpofficial6699]

wait, Dooo has a girlfriend?? well, there goes the gay jokes

[@itsjaxson5575]

*Had

[@TheRedValor]

@@itsjaxson5575 oof size large

[@robertmerrill8918]

21:20 the movie blarg is talking about is called sinister!

[@cadenlocklar5665]

That movie pretty good imo, the first tho, not the second

[@dallas4882]

He says the name in the podcast

[@Tacoassassinz]

@@dallas4882 he probably posted it before blarg remembered there's no reason to delete his comment because he remembers eventually

[@sinister5kye76]

Oh ye I love it they removed it from Netflix

[@m3rkinfiniteofwgkta]

@@cadenlocklar5665the second one is not the greatest thing out there but its alright if you want to kill some time

[@Nick-yh6of]

I love mcnasty and blarg arguing about the universe with soup and doo in the background talking about conspiracy theories

[@brutuslouis]

Never knew Dooo had a girlfriend..... What’s his name?

[@AurensYT]

Jim

[@MrFusion]

Bubba

[@ev0luti0arygaming89]

His name's bill cosby they're pen pals

[@themajesty52]

Tux

[@Sebastian-ci8zb]

Her name's Jim and she has a really big beard and is really tall

[@dio-chu]

17:25 I live in the south and my mom's side of the family is pretty ominous as well. Some of them had the power to 'heal' others and get rid of curses. My grandma even had a spirit living in her house who just played with on the pool table. Pretty dope apparition ngl.

[@Key0722]

See the notifications. Click so fast that my phone glitched and all I heard was "welcome back..." A well used hour like always

[@AngryHobo381]

“What’s your favorite Halloween candy” McNasty: “Candy corn” McNasty’s such a good content creator, I should turn his notification bell on

[@jakobvarpe]

Was litterally just checking spotify for a new episode lol

[@powandwow750]

Do you know when it's up on Spotify?

[@x_J03y_x]

Soundcloud for me, my friending.

[@jakobvarpe]

@@powandwow750 now

[@lilmoojuice1352]

@@powandwow750 it is usually the day before

[@FrostbiteP1ano]

This podcast is never on a certain topic for more than 45 seconds and I love it

[@elisafigueroa4171]

Not true, they have 25 minute talks (tangents) about certain bodily functions 🤓☝️

[@VeraExora]

McNasty forgot the word heirloom and opted for the 14 syllable version

[@senordoggo7046]

Man I've been having some bad days lately but this puts a smile on my face

[@advertise3606YT]

Sæm

[@MHeidtke]

Oof

[@nixibis616]

Why TF are they talking about how you wipe... Oh Wait it’s the Goons.

[@DylanDaManiac798]

I wanna hear Blarg say, "Don't mess with The Goonies Looney Tooney's!" Then hear Soup do a pirate ARGH

[@CorpNug]

Are we gonna ignore when Dooo said that he had a girlfriend at one time or what?

[@kr1on1c__65]

He was talking about Doobrah

[@pwrperalta12]

Yes

[@theirongamer7791]

@@kr1on1c__65 uhhh

[@jcxu7636]

He once had a girlfriend... Back before meeting the teams

[@acreativeeccentric.9312]

@@jcxu7636 then he turned into more of a team player.

[@amorgs16]

U guys should really just reupload the old podcasts under the goons name so we can listen to those too

[@NoGood_Advice]

Those were the days. I listened to those

[@swsnr]

Yes!

[@Sebastian-ci8zb]

Dude the first 4 were so good and they are gone on spotify so they reduced my stuff to listen to at work by 4 eps :(

[@amorgs16]

@@Sebastian-ci8zb that’s what I’m sayin

[@twohairycheeks5031]

I second this notion

[@ReiNFrags]

I just love how blarg is trying to explain what might happen if two galaxies collide Meanwhile Soup : Earth's flat

[@charredembers6353]

Of course during the spooky month the goons go “Yeah let’s change from a skeleton for our icon to abstract Phoenix art.”

[@festivalboat9068]

Bro I just realized that

[@jobamadotcom3497]

It's still a skull.

[@charredembers6353]

@@jobamadotcom3497 I noticed, exaggerating for comedic effect.

[@jacker2110]

Found it! you just got called out in the latest one till this date .D

[@charredembers6353]

@@jacker2110 I know and I've never been more entertained. If that was my 10 seconds of fame, I'm fine with that.

[@treechild1715]

21:17 that was sinister, it was actually my first horror movie I have ever seen, and it's one of my all time favorites : )

[@102Jonjon]

It's nice to hear McNasty actually have a conversation lol. Need to watch more of these.

[@AriesAria]

15:47 After a quick Google search, match heads contain sulfur. According to Google, sulfur has been used in dermatology to treat a wide variety of dermatological conditions, including warts!

[@Spingler_0]

12:40 soup bro I thought the same thing, he was the demon I was running from in the basement

[@Fluffster22]

I love the fact that you guys always say how does anyone listen to us in the car or something along those lines, I find the podcast hilarious it reminds me of the time I actually had friends and then high school ended and they all left so it makes me happy knowing you guys are having fun together

[@unculturedswine7993]

Watching this before my next zoom class, I need this to calm my anxiety from having to do a presentation.

[@tylerolson4261]

Soup: *Tells abortion joke* Now everybody groan UUUUUHHHHHHHHH

[@x.xn.x102]

After that "hee hee" laugh i lost it because of how stupid the joke was😂

[@somerandomreachfan8579]

Was listening to this while doing math homework, can say this made me stupid for a period of time

[@jamalfromcollege2854]

I was doing meth, and it made me smarter!

[@Cr0inuj27]

10/10 stars: best podcast to listen to while doing homework and multitasking.

[@GORBULLA]

Love the podcasts guys. Keep it up

[@phuckian3266]

I'm really enjoying these hour long word talks. Keep up the good conversations.

[@zex6019]

“Did you just fall asleep” If this was called “An hour of word time” everybody probably would fall asleep Also candy corn is a good candy

[@epicwolf6486]

For me, I can eat a bit of it, but I get sick of it real quickly. It's one of those foods that I can eat a bit of, but I can get real sick of them easily.

[@yeetusking1237]

Candy corn slaps

[@helmetone2499]

@@yeetusking1237 fax

[@Thorfinn_Son_Of_Thors]

Ahh. Finally found my people.

[@justincrowell4089]

Candy corn is one of the best candys

[@gangstaglizzy2195]

12:39. YESSS SOUP!!! except I didn’t imagine micheal Jackson. I would just be afraid someone would be right I front of my face if I didn’t open my eyes. And I still sprint up the stairs when I turn the lights off at night.

[@wyvern_warrior]

Candy corn is sugar mixed in wax 44:14 you sure that aint the light on a Plan's tail McNasty? (jk) 48:57 McNasty and Doo NEED to read my Pooping tips and Tricks comment on the Poop and Cheese episode

[@kalisehayes8003]

I fell in love with mcnasty more after he said house of a thousand corpses was his favorite scary movie.

[@cavespongeofculture7048]

The “Honky Laugh is the best thing ever”

[@mikelutz8546]

Milk Duds are one of the best candies during Halloween. Channel is great! Love the randomness

[@EPTCG]

This was amazing because it was literally "Welcome to the spooky podcast!..........So how do y'all wipe your ass!?" Lol

[@squibblez2517]

i love how they go from talking about space and galaxies, then immediately to shitting.

[@Isuckatvideogames210]

In my city (San Antonio Texas, fellow San antonians can confirm this) there's a road that train tracks pass through. I think the story is that a school bus broke down on the tracks and got hit by a train. So people go to this place put their car in neutral over the train tracks and it apperently starts moving. I've seen people put like baby powder and shit on the back window and it reveals like little hand prints as of the dead kids are trying to push you to saftey. I don't believe in ghosts but its pretty funny to think about how people do that shit. It's a flat stretch of road btw. There's no like down hill arch to it Video story link: kzbin.info/www/bejne/bKvZY6eDe62qi9U

[@ilydizzy6537]

50:30, the most uncomfortable conversation I’ve ever had to listen to. I was in the car on my way back home and I couldn’t stop laughing

[@joshuawhitaker2913]

Doo... Girlfriend... Whaaaat!?!

[@808vulture8]

Sorry bro he's taken, I know you wanted that Dooo ass, but it's being pegged by a woman now

[@regs_uwu]

Brooo I had the same reaction

[@regs_uwu]

@@808vulture8 dudeee really? When did this happened 😂

[@joshuawhitaker2913]

@@808vulture8 Lmao

[@Malphas38th]

Yea he’s 6 ft I heard

[@biggerbeans2612]

I was working out while listening to the podcast and the end of it got me dying where I couldn’t left anymore

[@savagebeast7609]

Y people acting like they heard the entire podcast when it's been out for 12 minutes?

[@shruthimaniyodath7755]

Ha ikr!

[@thatonegirlcalledjasmine6683]

Cuz if your smart enough you can waste time and skip to the creepy shit

[@laserbeacon6715]

they listen to it at x5 speed

[@MadVillian05]

Cuz sometimes all you need is to see is 12 minutes

[@MonkeMan2.0]

All you need is to say the lines and boom.

[@K4RN4GE911]

Blarg saying, "How long have we been going? I wanna go home." is me every damn day at work.

[@rebelpilot7015]

17:35 It’s either be a Wizard, or a Grand Wizard 😉

[@dimed2338]

Although he’s flawed in some of what he says I love it when Blarg talks about the universe, sounds like there’s a brain in at least one of the goons heads

[@danielmiller8082]

True but they all have a brain when it comes to certain things. Wide side and random but it’s there

[@grey_the_color5705]

Me and my dad also share a birthday this Thursday, so many people have that day

[@dpcaligirl]

That last line soup delivered... GOLD ✨

[@guyzurn62]

Usually ghost have some kind of tie to where they died so they can’t leave the place that they passed a at at.

[@muffin7119]

This podcast makes me laugh so hard, I love it

[@gangstaglizzy2195]

10:47. Dooo that’s the movie final destination bud

[@aLostShinobi]

Had to wait till I got home from work but now I've got me a few brews, a few bowls, and a few idiots to listen to and I love it! 👍🔥

[@mateotinajero1599]

The Goons: Upload and hour long podcast Me in the middle of a test: *yeah I've got time*

[@fishman_tony]

Honestly I could listen to a daily podcast of you guys. 4 thumb technique 👌

[@kirby9035]

this episode literally made me get out of bed and check my closet for ghosts/demons/someone who broke into my house 😳

[@osamabinballin3171]

Sinister is what Blarg was talking about

[@evanmccudden3083]

I think the movie blarg is talking about is called sinister it's great and everyone should see it imo

[@johoj4592]

This podcast session really made me laugh I love it!

[@depherious1884]

I’m with you McNasty, absolutely love candy corn!

[@robbysasso6074]

So do i

[@tristanmortimer5451]

Me too evan tho I haven’t tried it before but hy

[@joearreola5807]

I find it hilarious how they were talking about space and galaxies then transitions to how they wipe their ass and dooo brings that up as I was thinking it.

[@joshuacovedj]

19:00 Blarg you’re talking about Pol Pot and the Khmer Rouge of Cambodia

[@summernightmosquito1839]

This is hands down one of my favorite thumbnails

[@ItzAnonymous]

Imma be honest here CANDY CORN IS AMAZING

[@david4133]

52:40 had me dying i just imagined a little mcnasty saying it with adult mcnasty's voice

[@colinbuford7712]

bro mc nasty sounds exactly like mandy from mandalore gaming

[@colinbuford7712]

Stephen Shook lol sure yea

[@w1ckedborne268]

21:00 blarg your talking about the movie was sinister it was so good

[@calebbrown615]

There’s a s’more flavored candy corn and it’s delicious

[@strutstopper4987]

Thank you for that glorious piece of information, I will be finding some

[@mastathrash5609]

@PsuedoSane 1413 I dunno s'mores ARE pretty good

[@strutstopper4987]

@@mastathrash5609 true

[@strutstopper4987]

@PsuedoSane 1413 I don’t know; but s’mores are good

[@nikolai6361]

The blackholes in the center of the milkyway and andromida galaxies would be drawn together to form a supermassive blackhole so there would be some collisions but it would thousands of years.

[@miguelgalindo1581]

Not gonna lie still kinda disappointed at the fact that they are still yet to have and sometimes grizzy im the picture

[@thehusky9028]

There are more galaxies in our known, current universe than there are grains of sand on a beach

[@applesnider6856]

47:30 actually soup is correct and blarg is wrong... The stars we see are only in our galaxy.

[@Smawlvil420]

Actually, we can see the andromeda galaxy. It needs to be really dark, and only visible from the northern hemisphere. Although it pretty much just looks like a single star with the naked eye. Then from the southern hemisphere, the magellanic clouds, two dwarf galaxies are also visible.

[@PatchyLiveStreams]

I love this podcast makes me laugh every time

[@UnknownUser-dz5ch]

I cut my chin while shaving to this podcast. Still enjoyed the podcast. Chin kinda hurts though.

[@davidnavarro2669]

21:07 I'm pretty sure he's talking about sinister for anyone wondering it's a pretty good movie

[@sebastianherrejon8606]

Any chance you guys play DOOM Eternal? Literally the most metal game I’ve played

[@64Ahmed]

20:26 what kind of burp is that😂😂😂

[@Gohst_Freak]

Is Blarg talking about sinister or children of the corn Edit:Nevermind i should've just waited

[@zer0_iz_d34d]

Nah he doesnt like candy corn, he likes Candy Korn

[@railgun_runner]

22:38 TheDoooo has a girlfriend?!

[@frantavochcalpadlo2223]

I was asking the same question 😂

[@camzr6j312]

*had

[@MonkeMan2.0]

I didn’t knew either......what’s his name??

[@cambriasipprell]

“This is the worst podcast” this is my first one and I’ve been laughing the whole time

[@inging421]

WAIT DOO HAS A GF 22:39

[@Kai-ik9of]

My favorite podcast

[@liquid8980]

Wait wait so doo has a girlfriend? What a lucky man

[@XG-OFFICIAL-59]

Had*

[@ifeeldeadinsideD2]

He's gay now

[@dasavageindian]

At 46:00, the two galaxies would collide and start to orbit each other, mixing like cake batter. The constellation of our night sky would dramatically change. And would not be spiral shape galaxy that were are in. It would be basically huge blob of stars with just a massive bright core with black hole in the center

[@dysonmuller5376]

oh hi

[@alexstoner652]

Helloing

[@dysonmuller5376]

@@alexstoner652 friending

[@landen.c]

Bonjour-o's my friend

[@dysonmuller5376]

oh i have ze first comment friending

[@jokuvaanoikee242]

Friendling hello

[@gn_by9677]

I ran upstairs from the basement because I was afraid that there would be a wherewolf.

[@lendiojames7293]

these podcasts are always so nice for chilling time

[@Peyton.]

You are now trapped in my genjutsu 0:00 keep clicking

[@lathentrojand804]

I hate how people dislike this, it's the best podcast in all of uranus

[@enviousarrow9101]

I have an addiction to candy corn on Halloween

[@UnpluggedHumor]

The haunting of hill house on Netflix leaves you on the edge of ur seat the entire time you watch it and most of the scary shit happens in the background and you have to understand the story to get the scary shit... such a good scary show

[@aydenjensen5001]

This is the only podcasts I can watch and not be bored

[@co2obnoxious776]

"The ghost wiped for you... woooooo" I fuckin' died

[@m0nki026]

44:10 McNasty ever heard of light pollution

[@duhduu6658]

This is just a conversation i can listen to and not worry about feeling obligated to speak lmao