Elon is going to BAN all our Twitter's - GOONS

[@Shaaake]

Let us celebrate, for the GOONS have finally uploaded on a Monday

[@GerinoMorn]

Right? I am shocked.

[@RZRREDD]

let’s go

[@justanotherdude_]

The first time in a dog year

[@Kill0trocity]

This gonna make my work day so much better

[@Oxcelion]

but but.... its Tuesday in my place now

[@morganship-hopdissection1926]

The opening beatbox is iconic. McNasty hitting us with the big beats!! And it's such a vibe.

[@kimbleryan7150]

Of course you would be the one beatboxing because you know he's a box

[@mrblooper1994]

They're called the McBeats actually

[@gator124]

his beat in the beginning sounds like what is love

[@Hunter_Duvall]

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[@Hunter_Duvall]

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[@TrentFalkenrath]

Blarg is like Dooo's head and McNasty is Soup's shadow.

[@lwdrd]

Lmfao

[@amamart2074]

😂😂

[@CHRIST4LYFE1777]

I get it...😄

[@tryme_03]

I don’t 🤔

[@SenpapiRick]

1:06:00 fun fact, for the first 3 years of my KZbin journey, I stole my landlords wifi to fund and maintain my YT channel

[@jmscdy]

Landlords are always c*nts, good job

[@Buckarooo]

He just like me fr

[@ADanielPerform]

I feel like McNasty has a baby carousel hanging above his bed but instead of elephants and tigers it's guitar picks and Creed heads

[@christianolivarez9049]

Idk why I read casserole at first

[@csonweedagain5054]

@@sweetcheeks5875 you sound like you need some capitals in your life, friend

[@IncogNegroo]

@@sweetcheeks5875 Yes it was necessary because that’s literally how his KZbin name is actually meant to be.

[@pending-WW2000]

I feel like McNasty should get a breathable fuckin mask lol

[@RetiredRobot]

I’m sure everyone knows what you mean, though it’s not a carousel, it’s a mobile

[@theresa6063]

During the intro, Matt always looks like a dad who is confused and slightly concerned by his children, but is proud of them nonetheless.

[@monkeybeasts]

yeah blarg looks like the dad for these three

[@Peggy-hil]

Blarg is not proud of these three at all😂

[@brotherjay4614]

33:40 soup left out the most badass part is when every time they placed a rock they asked if he would confess and he responded “More weight”

[@ozzysettlemire9951]

Its in the crucible

[@Raf-qz7ih]

His name is Giles Corey I think

[@NutZach830]

I got so used to the Wednesday’s that I forgot they were originally posted on Monday’s. Great way to start my week!

[@DMazz441]

13:58 I absolutely lost my shit when blarg said "me and soup are sleeping together"

[@conlooka9356]

The goons: 1/2 of them don't show their faces Also goons: podcast with facecams

[@imbelgian8293]

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be

[@kuntymcgunter6768]

I understand that reference

[@she_love_oso2180]

Senpapi rick’s going to have to make a rave remix for these intros 😂

[@pgbrofficialyoutube349]

Someday there needs to be a podcast that's just Blargs crazy friend, Soups explosive obsessed neighbor, Doobra, and McNastys dad. It'd be interesting to see what happens.

[@guts60]

27:25 Fun fact: the whole point of Halloween is dressing up to _scare away_ demons

[@overload499]

Welcome to the medieval bread making podcast with Mcbread, Sniping Gordon, TheChop, and BlargRamsey

[@linezz9671]

Welcome back to the goons podcast featuring blarg

[@bonguswungus8405]

true

[@the_cacco]

Shoutout to all the homies who tuned into blargs chill stream

[@tripboiking7730]

Always bobbing to mcnasty struggling to breath in that mask while beat boxing gotta love it

[@kishiyami3160]

"We wanna see your cute black cat or you don't get your account back!" Is probably the most wholesome ransom I've ever heard off

[@laceyimpaglia6039]

JUST SAYIN my merch came in yesterday and it’s so comfy and the design is so nice. Thank you guys❗️

[@baja_brody]

15:16 i think we figured out where soup gets his music ideas from

[@MaztRPwn]

33:24 Ah, Soup I believe that guys name was Charles Giles or something like that (I could look this up in the age of Google being accessible anywhere but watev). His famous badass last words when they had the stones on him was “More weight.”

[@ice_borne2564]

I'm never gonna get tired of this podcast

[@emmittharris7244]

Love how soup is so southern that he has to clarify he said well not whale and clarified “not the FISH”😭😭😭😭

[@michaelbrown7917]

I bought goons merch back when the merch dropped. Finally received it and I love it. Love you guys. Thank you for keeping me entertained while I work on homework and keeping my spirits up.

[@xoashleyromero]

The perfect way to start my week. Thank you boissss 🙌🏻

[@polaroidtxx5834]

McNasty's "I'm sceared of the dawk" fucking killed me

[@Mekelmat]

I'm so happy that my first day back at work from covid is another goons podcast episode- thank u guys for making the day fly by

[@ItsTheBongoman]

Come on Blarg we need to to join the beginning podcast raves 🔥🔥

[@rickyspanish527]

The fact soup was so fucking close to where I’m living is lit. Love you guys

[@danebobier1783]

You guys are a huge part of my day. I have wondered quite a bit now, have you seen all of each other in person? I’m not asking for a face reveal, just curious if soup and blarg have actually seen mcnasty and doo, behind the scenes

[@stupidname02_]

I love that Canadian guest yall had on today. Should definitely have him on more!

[@jonabebavariety]

Gonna order some merch today to put on my dog, keep up the intros!!!

[@far_]

48:22 Pick Salami is fire

[@CaptainKiidd]

Soup looked so cute with his head resting on his hand 😂

[@Deathisradd]

Love the podcast I listened to all the episodes no regrets. But next podcast you should do a Grito before or at the end of the intro beatbox

[@ToxYukiri]

8:15 bro that mic screech got me XD

[@Papa_Litz]

Soups face is making me wanna fail November, ngl

[@JosephBWG13]

The fact that soup was in my home state near where I live, oh how badly I wanna meet him!

[@zorrokai8053]

If I had a nickel for every podcast that talked about the scaphism torture Id have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird it's happened twice

[@dalechaffin4304]

Keep up the great work guys love your content been a fan for a long time and helped me through some dark times

[@Cpt.Str4ng3]

Welcome to the new epsisode of "Bread, Breastrippers and Birthdays" feat. Ye olde Goons. Only thing this episode is missing, is Soup in a Knight Costume.

[@bananabreadguy7960]

Blarg stops waking up in the middle of the night and starts to piss all over the bed.

[@yeetmcmeat]

I had a dream that was just cleaning random foods that don't exist out of my fridge.

[@JohnNichols566]

Soup dreams in Metal, I love it lol

[@Marco55555]

Thanks goons podcast I have taken your legal tax advice and will no longer pay my taxes, it's like a huge burden has been lifted from my shoulders. 10/10 would recommend!

[@13autumnmoon12]

Great day today I got my goons merch and now enjoying the podcast!

[@lateksisadisti2808]

This was a good episode. Soup is more entertaining when he's not drinking and it's nice to see and hear McNasty saying something and not just making noises.

[@WeevilG]

Mcnasty looks like the kind of guy to invite himself into children's birthday parties just to eat their cake

[@Juggz_N_Nuggz]

Yeah? So you know him personally? Because ive never seen his face

[@oceanbanana4341]

33:32 soup is talking about Giles Corey I think

[@wilv8323]

I grew up next to Salem and for 25 years of living there never went to the witch museum. Funny hearing soup talk about it.

[@Jomali]

Love the way McNasty says "what about da boogy monstah"

[@blxckhxrtgaming]

mcnasty needs to record the beatboxing for the podcast where he can breathe

[@timjowitt4882]

$8 for a blue tick is great news for Puffer, he can finally be verified.

[@lionsecho814]

Soups dreams are a result of his GTA trolling

[@liphoenixli]

Minute 39:00 of next podcast TheDooo "eh fuck it" 'pulls camera up to show his face'

[@johnyadirf3605]

I am soo happy about this thanks for the hoodie!!!!!

[@Sammm1473]

32:51 slackjaw reference

[@shaundecarvalho6866]

What Soup was describing about the witch trials and so on relates a lot to the book The Crucible.

[@dylanbrooks8642]

@blarg The “jolt” or falling feeling is usually your heart slowing down too much while you sleep, and your body thinks you’re having a heard attack so you get that rush. Cold could be due to less blood circulation too.

[@arthur5518]

Welcome back to go go go goons!

[@pajamajex]

I'm convinced that soup's dreams are actually prophecies

[@jessiethompson8533]

Blarg that’s your heart beat slowing down far enough for your body to have to jump start it back 😂 be safe

[@Uncivil_Dreams]

Dooo just right bricked for an hour🤣

[@m-3064]

McNasty, you’re 100% gonna be broke when the youtube money runs out if you don’t change.

[@elporteroful]

I think Soup's dream was him being sent down into Hell. It would help to know what his motive was for killing the hornet, but it could be that he was made to recover an innocent and, otherwise, unassuming life that he literally swatted out of existence for no apparent reason other than he was maybe afraid of the thing. So, maybe his conscious knows that he'll have to go through Hell to recover something he got rid of for no reason?

[@grimm_8819]

The falling feeling shortly after u fall asleep is apparently because your heart rate falls too quickly and body no like.

[@thebean4027]

Soup's blacked out adventures out to bars sound exactly like my blacked out adventures out to bars (or so I've been told), and I love it.

[@fanchone2765]

Glad you enjoyed encore soup! That place is insane. Wish I got to meet you while you were up here in Mass

[@boonb1]

Goon cast on a Monday WOOO. Let's go

[@kokiriborn3923]

I got my Goons hoodie and I absolutely love it.

[@smackofalltrades]

Blarg should be using lines from his dream journal as his video titles

[@TheCamden3]

58:52 dont worry i ordered a specific wrench to fix my wash machine two weeks ago… i got a fucking vest like the shit you wear & the lable even said wrench 😂 & they argued that thats not what they sent us so i gave up lmao

[@virus3072]

Wow, early podcast, cant wait for a late one next week with Blarg missing again

[@waffles3379]

when you wake up to the feeling of falling its most of your muscles all relaxing at the same time and your brain thinks your falling to it wakes you up

[@larsbars_entertainment]

I think it'd be cool to see how McNasty's beatboxing improves with each episode

[@peeteee]

i want nothing but sleep but the goons podcast beatboxing dooo soup blarg mcnasty uploaded

[@AndrewJohnsonII]

McNasty, get a Bane mask or something cause i love the beatbox intro!

[@OGVade]

cool thing about that guy getting crushed. His name was Giles Corey and he was a badass. Each time they would ask him for a confession he would just say "more weight". it took 3 days of rock crushing before he succumbed. one of the reasons historians believe he didn't give a confession was that he knew that if he confessed innocent or guilty the town would confiscate his property and his family wouldn't be able to inherit it.

[@karmatv4975]

Soup needs to write a song about that Black Hornet dream

[@dalechaffin4304]

I just wanna say every time you smoke a Dale joke I feel like it’s directed towards me and it’s hilarious

[@wero2661]

You should have one the guys play a riff along with the beat boxing, and have it become more and more musical slowly but surely

[@RogerLmao]

GOONS PODCAST MONDAY UPLOAD LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO

[@totallyarealdoctor6498]

Turkey bacon may suck, but ground turkey in a taco salad is a bop

[@B_u_r_r]

When they were talking about diarrhea in space I thought of jackass. Then I thought about snorting hot sauce. Would it just make a bubble inside your sinuses?

[@whitehownkey4460]

We need a hole podcast about see ape please

[@aerywysaemr6462]

Soup might have abstract prophetic dreams

[@Ryan.Zamarripa]

Only the goons can have an hour conversation that includes torture and cooking.

[@shingoexists]

Finally got my goons merch waited like a month and a half

[@RogerLmao]

Intro reminded me of the SpongeBob jellyfish jam lmao

[@zeno675]

Welcome back to the Goons peya

[@stonerpanda5052]

the only source of my knowledge about salem witch trials is from sam o'nella academy

[@bradenmatcham9772]

I went to a deathcore concert last night and 2 of the vocalists looked exactly like soup

[@krisp2242]

Never realized that I shared a birthday with some of the goons I turned 21 on the 29th of October was a blast

[@goofydawg5011]

As an asshole from Boston, I happy you got black out drunk and had fun, and 13 outta 10 on the intro LET THEM BEATS FLY MCNASTY

[@KycenPetersen]

Blarg’s sleep thing sounds like sleep apnea. You stop breathing normally and your body shoots adrenaline around and you wake up. That’s what that falling sensation is. It’s okay if it happens occasionally, but if it’s every night then you should see a sleep specialist.

[@CaptainKiidd]

I think he said that he has a cpap machine when oompa was on ages ago but I could be wrong

[@verakoo6187]

He's mentioned his sleep issues on several podcasts, he sees alot of specialists about it and uses a cpap

[@KycenPetersen]

@@verakoo6187 Ahh ok, I've only started keeping super updated on the podcast when they introduced cameras

[@verakoo6187]

@@KycenPetersen yeah did make em a bit more engaging, but honestly most the best ones are without cameras, like the Lil ceasers one lol

[@KycenPetersen]

@@verakoo6187 I was shown McNasty’s virginity story and was hilarious

[@flamebull3435]

i couldnt find the pillow mcnasty has so I made my own water cooled pad for my pillow and it is indeed one of the best things I have made

[@spadingdong7386]

Damn soup was 1 town over from me, probably could have walked by him on halloween and would never have known

[@ObservantRook2]

For the viewers at home blarf and soup are now an elderly couple

[@roboturtle1429]

blarf

[@skylarhogsett1763]

The zoo experience in the roman empire is different than I remember.

[@ziggybob4565]

You alright Soup? You were so calm and chill this week

[@ziggybob4565]

@Xanthe this your first podcast?

[@ziggybob4565]

@@biglikebuu calm down there Captain Serious