Goosebumps: PART 1 - JonTron

[@sportsentertained]

"hockey coach man" is Don Cherry. The man is a legend in Canada. Hosted Coaches Corner in Hockey Night in Canada for like a million years and used to coach in the NHL.

[@wyattkasey4629]

“FUCKS like a little kid”

[@kipras1412]

Hot damn jons content is timeless

[@HoserV9]

And isn't acting. That's just how Don Cherry is ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

''unspecified orgasm''.

[@aaronmcmullen5445]

He's also a moron lol

[@nitrocharge2404]

The kid was never read his Miranda rights, case has to be dismissed

[@PremiumCheeses]

Now that you mention it, I do find it weird that Matty was never told that he had the right to remain silent.

[@blara2401]

I mean, a Reality Police that declares a prepubescent kid guilty for immature rebellion in a semi-dysfunctional family isn't exactly gonna bother with fairness.

[@ashleyl7608]

Interesting fact, not having your rights read to you does not require your case to be dismissed. All that happens is the cop might get in a little trouble, then continue about his business relatively unaffected.

[@bophadesknutz7798]

Hes Canadian

[@cameronmeeker5016]

@@bophadesknutz7798 that's why he wasnt read his rights cuz he doesn't have any

[@whatxanswer]

Fun Fact: The kid who played Matt went off to voice large roles such as Iron Man's Repuslor blast

[@samdherring]

Imagine the Iron Man blaster was inspired by him falling on the ice lol Edit- 6:38

[@CybernerdShua]

Didn't think it was possible, but you made a funnier joke about Matt's "Aaaaaaaaauugh" than the 1992 IBM computer.

[@agustindardick6726]

You had me in the first part, not gonna lie

[@Gimwald1802]

Or Tie Fighters

[@clownduckkky9508]

That’s actually a stock sound effect

[@allisonrhoads7273]

Fun fact: R.L. Stine never included things like divorce, drugs/alcohol, or abusive home lives in his books because he wanted kids to be afraid of things that weren't real.

[@fraziercrawford]

Solid sociological tact honestly, give the kids panic attacks over fiction, kids master the panic, domestic disturbances cease to paralyze them. I'm with it

[@ColtComanche]

Saved that for Fear Street

[@I-DEPRESSIONIST]

​@@fraziercrawfordguess it worked for me

[@7WomaNation]

wow bro really said Nha jus wonna fuck wid'em

[@benamisai-kham5892]

​@@fraziercrawfordI used to be a big crybaby as a young kid and was scared by everything, but then my dad just told me a story one night that when he was 4 years old he watched a lot of Looney toons and other cartoons that had zeppelins in them. He said one morning his sister (only 2 years older) saw a blimp and cried to their parents about them about to get bombed, so my grandparents took them to the nearby airport to show them the blimps and explain the importance of not taking stories too seriously (and then banned me from watching spooky content until I could confidently handle it) Unfortunately he only taught me that the true horrors are within the world around me, not in stories.

[@destroy141]

the Halloween episodes are always my favorite

[@NumdegasedUHC]

Not that weird considering they're half of what's produced by this channel now

[@xavachu]

+Destry Soule I know what you mean

[@LivingLaughingLoving897]

+Destry Soule They're definitely the best

[@yourmother7052]

+zachcreed Your profile pic looks like it's trying to seduce me.

[@orbuth2212]

+Your Mother (Your Mom) How dare you talk about Reggie-senpai like that you monster?

[@hal1385]

Gotta love that they butchered that episode so badly that the title doesn't even make sense anymore. For those that don't know, the plot of "Don't Go To Sleep" in the book was that the kid merged with a reality tear by sleeping in that old bed and every time he falls asleep reality itself gets twisted more and more. The reality police wanted to kill him before reality becomes completely unraveled and he decides that the only way to end it is to sleep in the old bed again to hopefully reverse the process. The episode was just like "whatever, he's reality hopping right? We'll just do a twist at the end where it looks like it was all a dream and then he gets attacked for no reason!"

[@ethanieldude1]

Jamie Feddema The book was actually one of my favorites. It’s a cool idea.

[@tsukitsukitoons3368]

It was my first goosebumps book. I was ten, and I got hella nightmares from it.

[@imdone439]

reality police.....how frightening

[@SweenusSwinginHisDingus]

Jamie Feddema that is an infinitely better version than the show

[@MonoCrowbo]

*The Directors Thoughts* Director: "Hmm let's see lets grab a book fuck it all up add a twist at the end where he beats the bad guys but for some random reason the bad guys are back and attack him for no reason despite him fixing reality" Actors: Ya got it boss man

[@yuglooc06]

Watching Jon tron is like sitting next to ur friend in class that makes a joke out of everything the teacher says

[@vocalvortexstudios2058]

The most entertaining friends

[@glowcube7026]

Well said

[@snivylink2119]

I'm also that friend

[@Laurmachi]

Well, less annoying.

[@chuckmanson6092]

You're like sitting to a friend who's an idiot.

[@notjohnbruno1522]

"I thought sports were played outdorse" never fails to catch me off guard, super underrated gem from this video

[@therenegadeinfluencer]

I like how Don Cherry is basically just being himself as the hockey coach and actually fits in with with the god awful writing of the show.

[@dragonfox4553]

Some of the episodes were ok

[@jimmytori6765]

As someone who watched HNIC every weekend it was awesome seeing him in this episode of Goosebumps.

[@ndrocca]

I was looking for this comment and I could not agree more.

[@theshinydisciple3228]

I miss don cherry on hnic

[@karrtar-kraft]

@@theshinydisciple3228 we all do

[@ninjamushroom8367]

That dog in the goosebumps opening scene scared the shit out of me when I was little

[@lumpypotato8168]

ninja mushroom me too

[@thegamer9302]

Me too but that's because my dad always made me jump.

[@inkblade5993]

My mom bought me a bunch of m rated horror games when I was like 8 and would yell to spook me while I was playing SILENT FUCKING HILL

[@burningelmo5051]

Ink Blade Man that's already survival Horror no need to make it more Horror-y

[@inkblade5993]

Omid still miffed to this day

[@turn.103]

"One" "What u doin" "Im counting you in" _humor, folks_

[@joelcastro-reyes1667]

Go to fucking hell

[@compookiie]

That was the joke..

[@therealskyiplier69420]

GOOSEBUMPS!!!!!

[@nabeelnitro6447]

i don't get it

[@etaquince5220]

@@nabeelnitro6447 Its a pmay on word... I dont even know how I can explain it to you honestly

[@wanderhere594]

6:58 No matter how many years pass, this skit with Don Cherry LITERALLY makes me cry with laughter. "Fucks like a little kid out there." 🤣🤣🤣💀

[@DogeAgainstTheMachine]

Non specific orgasm

[@ashen_roses]

"You can count me in!" "Okay, one." "What even?" "I counted you i-" "Go to fucking hell."

[@rykervschase3096]

And you felt the need to make a comment about it why?

[@rykervschase3096]

+Coolartist1110 that is probably 100% true

[@rykervschase3096]

+Coolartist1110 just add time stamps

[@StriderOwO]

+MessengerOfDreams Well, that escalated quickly.

[@erinstover932]

+Dixen Prime Yes it was.

[@punkst3r]

I think most of their budget went into hiring Vanilla Ice to rap for a a few minutes in this episode.

[@AlexBabbage]

A fair bit probably went to hiring Don Cherry as well.

[@punkst3r]

Yeah, he really let himself go huh?

[@ChadtheDJguy]

Cheese Crumbs It's Vanilla Ice?

[@punkst3r]

ChadtheDJguy Of course it is, who else would it be? Chocolate Ice? ...heh..

[@ChadtheDJguy]

Cheese Crumbs But I've looked all over for the song and I can't find it anywhere :(

[@cheeseisherelive]

How he says “The cuckoo clock of doom” gets me every time 😂

[@The1stvessel]

The chuuchuu clochadoo

[@vocalvortexstudios2058]

CKGHUUCLGHUU KGHLOKADUUM

[@vision4860]

The *khoo-khoo khlahk-a-düm!*

[@53subscribersnovideos35]

[Danny Devito noises]

[@hinozalproductions2735]

Eh, I think I prefer PIANOH LESSONS CANN BE MOIDER

[@gyromurphy]

I can't believe this is almost a decade old.

[@kennynelson3189]

Well now it is!

[@goobermcboogerballs1420]

Getting old is fun right?!? RIGHT?!?!?!

[@chetarisin3035]

​@@goobermcboogerballs1420**cries in adult life**

[@nathanjimenez5405]

But it still holds up til this day

[@yukuho8047]

I rewatch all of Jon's vids because they're the greatest thing to happen to KZbin.

[@mcsqueezy202]

Yukuho you didn't watch them all, go home

[@TrueUnknownNPC]

I rewatch them because they always make me lmao

[@HerbieGundersonTMRioCollector]

"The Lady on the billboard becomes a slight meth addict / Michael Jackson." I fucking lost it. X'D

[@andrewchurch452]

Herbie Hopps **cough** I love **cough** your **cough** profile pic. **cough** Huh? Uh I didn't say anything...

[@slickserpent9484]

Andrew Church ey brohoof m8

[@rainyday7618]

Herbie Hopps the thing is its true thats why its so funny

[@RoboOrange]

Herbie Hopps lol

[@RoboOrange]

Herbie Hopps XD

[@nat_b_26]

Who else has a JonTron Halloween marathon every year?

[@dylanbrewer4845]

Yuh

[@dylanbrewer4845]

It's spooky szn

[@Moridin69]

more like every couple of months!

[@emilylarsen2370]

Yep! Here in 2020!!

[@Rillion02]

Me!!!

[@user-en4eo1cc4t]

7:58 You can actually hear Jon's cry in the background of that scene.

[@EEBE64]

It sounds more like a sinister laugh in the background that just so happens to sound somewhat similar to Jon's cry.

[@Bill52ism]

"ugly people never win"- JonTron 2014

[@TwoGamingDudes1]

2013

[@riripanini]

1999

[@TwoGamingDudes1]

1949

[@riripanini]

1897

[@TwoGamingDudes1]

Pastel Amethyst 1423

[@darkstrideisi3346]

To do list: Laugh at the DISABLED

[@rn4796]

First thing of the day everyday

[@mysticxl3gend999]

Did that make you laugh and spit every where too??

[@plutossky7534]

I am your 666th like YOU'RE WELCOME

[@-geeko123]

@@plutossky7534 im gonna do it

[@Mushieroom814]

Do that and you will go to hell

[@limbeckk8632]

4 years later and this is still fire.

[@somethingelse4898]

@@marcussmithwick6326 He means its still good.....😐that wasn't hard to understand

[@marcussmithwick6326]

Something Else r/wooosh

[@officialgoogleyoutube]

See, I think that's a fallacy. Da kids only started using "fire" in the context in the last year or two, right? So, if that's true, how could it have been "fire" then if nothing was "fire" then, aside from fire?

[@androidboy9214]

Make that 5 coming ip

[@crosk6594]

dude the reality police guys are having so much fun with their roles! literally the way that ref spins around and just takes off his glasses is so goddamn fresh i cant help but enjoy it

[@dcb99filmz]

Believe it or not, the dude disguised as the ref is also a damn good voice actor. He's played Master Yo (Yin Yang Yo), Jake Justice (Rescue Heroes), Agram (Magi Nation), Pastor Jerome (Far Cry 5) and even Takenori Akagi in a dub of Slam Dunk that only ran 20 episodes.

[@newguy371]

​@@dcb99filmzMartin Roach is the actor, just for future readers.

[@dcb99filmz]

@@newguy371 that's right

[@HYDRAKOMIKS]

It is my yearly Halloween tradition to watch all of Jontrons Halloween episodes.

[@darthsidious6380]

Left Shark 😃

[@jobascantu3510]

Touch of Chaos it is my weekly tradition to watch all the jontron halloween episodes

[@panda-vy9ii]

Chic 'N' Stu it's my hourly tradition to watch all of jontron's videos

[@zootnoison5967]

@@panda-vy9ii Secondly Tradition?

[@joppysoppy7481]

I just watch these whenever I have the time

[@purplvurpl0295]

Don’t remember the episode, but the one where the two kids are staying with their grandparents and they leave suddenly on a bike, and then the kids have to defend themselves from a sea monster. Scared the shit out of me

[@thomasmedway7261]

Exocito _ The episode was called How to Kill a Monster

[@echomikoart]

Wait I think I read a similar one! Kids were by their gramps in the woods! Gramps always cook food that theu don't eat, only to discover they were feeding a monster hidden somewhere in the house. The gramps were away when the kids discovered it (obviously.) So they have to fight that thing. I remember they defeat him only because he was allergic to humans and died when he tried to bite the girl. The kids get oit of the house, but there is a lovely twist at the end: The whole woods were full of monsters!

[@wiictvchannel1112]

@@echomikoart That's one of my favorites!

[@echomikoart]

@@wiictvchannel1112 nice!! Do you happen to remember what it was callled? I would really like to read it again!

[@wiictvchannel1112]

@@echomikoart It's called How to Kill a Monster!

[@lucksury]

5:25 one of my fav JonTron moments, idk why

[@kingnikolai5799]

Lucksury saaaame 😂

[@motivated7203]

Lucksury XD

[@jazzy7924]

Lucksury ikr

[@willlock5189]

It’s a tradition that I watch the goosebumps and are you afraid of the dark Jontron episodes on Halloween every time I watch the videos I’m always in tears of laughter

[@5carecrow94]

"Doctor, you're gonna have to take off your hockey skates." If I had a dollar for every time I've heard that...

[@gagefrederickson3505]

You'd be able to bet 10 million dollars on kids!

[@5carecrow94]

Gage Frederickson Not like that guy, though. Fucks like a little kid out there.

[@Sqwivig]

Just like all my first dates? X'D

[@5carecrow94]

***** HEADS UP HOCKEY

[@diethumperdie]

+5carecrow94 You'd have a whole dollar

[@AlphaOmegaSin]

The chick on the billboard actually looked like Trent Reznor from Nine inch nails lol Also the books and the show were definitely awesome as shit, though I did watch Tales from the Crypt and Tales from the darkside a whole lot more lol

[@explosivocast1845]

Love your stuff alpha, Keep it up!!

[@MRun1997]

You and JonTron should hook up for a video

[@aquatickappa6817]

AlphaOmegaSin Tales from the dark side was my shit.

[@TheyLive7]

AlphaOmegaSin k

[@TrollBenable]

das bosheet

[@BonW]

6:57 ''We got hockey coachman over here just making- **gnome noise** just making a scene for everyone to enjoy.''

[@Romeokilo420]

Don cherry one of the best Canadians

[@spirit138]

IMA GNOME AND YOUVE BEEN GNOMED

[@whaccoon]

@@spirit138 I'M GUH-NOT A GUH-NOBLIN, I'M GUH-NOT A GUH-NELF...

[@squishysealio]

I’m a G-nome! And you’ve been gnomed!

[@alvintsui5697]

*Come on! What's goin' on! Let's get some heads up HOCKEY!*

[@Schmidty030]

Every goosebumps protagonist: "No amount of therapy will ever make this situation ok."

[@filmstarterproductions]

Haven't gotten a new JonTron in 8 months so i decided to watch this for the fifteenth time.

[@MawileLover]

+Christopher Cinema what about starcade? there just as funny as normal jontron.

[@U2andColdplayFan]

+Christopher Cinema watch starcade u grommet pleb

[@BaiZoo]

+Christopher Cinema It's tru though

[@TheGocakes]

It's not even Halloween and I'm still thrilled to be watching this for the millionth time XD

[@samsed6855]

+Christopher Cinema this comment will forever be relevant

[@khalilal-bukhari7042]

Am I the only person that remembers the goosebumps choose your own adventure books? Those things were fucking sweet.

[@ChaoFunable]

Omg I remember those ah memories cx

[@Liam44471]

Those were definitely my favorite.

[@Enedee_]

I loved them so much.

[@Parralyzed]

Yeah, you're the only one in the whole world, dumbass

[@ackbarfan5556]

I remember the Star Wars ones.

[@karmalotto8587]

I'm sorry, but Courage the Cowardly Dog was definitely scarier than Goosebumps and Are You Afraid of the Dark? combined.

[@mr.memesanddreams5870]

No take Gososebumps+are you afraid of the dark×Stereroids=Courage the cowardly dog

[@snailormoon2610]

I think pingu or however you spell it is scarier (that noot noot guy)

[@tahunuva4254]

XD that's a fantastic imitation of pingu. [:P]

[@konstance13]

Pretty sure that premiered in 1999 though, so not really for kids growing up in the 90s.

[@ankkatuubi1238]

shaun the sheep is tje most scariest

[@conservat1vepatr1ot]

I discovered this guy during quarantine a few days ago and I have YEARS of content to watch. I am so ducking grateful for this guy and my timing in finding him.

[@newguy371]

How long did it take you to catch up on those "years of content?"

[@conservat1vepatr1ot]

@@newguy371 Yeah, fair ‘nuf lol. That was fast.

[@psychetitan3529]

we're just going to ignore the fact that the judge has the German flag in the courtroom, meaning the reality police are run by the german government How the hell did this comment get so popular

[@tanman8461]

Hopefully not when Hitler was in charge.

[@twistedtentacles9621]

Now nazis are the real scarie monsters as drugs as a close second by Ronald regan

[@googol181]

Octobox OwO fucking commie

[@ryman1933]

@@tanman8461 Hopefully when Hitler was in charge. At least I wouldn't get stabbed or have to worry about my female relatives being sexually assaulted.

[@CircaSriYak]

@@ryman1933 bro there is a time and place

[@captainbirch9835]

I don't know why The "Indorse? I thought sports were played outdoorse" line makes laugh every time

[@vocalvortexstudios2058]

Its the accent

[@FangyDoesArt]

Not super important, but *endorse. Been bugging me for 3 years lol

[@kellysmith7357]

@@FangyDoesArt hey fangy i think ur confused

[@alexpalex-banana]

Holy shit I thought he was actually sating "indoors" for all these years.

[@nonyodambiz]

I love how Jon gets genuinely upset that "In trouble" is not a location XD

[@Prensa1-i4b]

11 years, still love this shit

[@Blargabar]

*Goosebumps theme starts* Me: *starts having Vietnam like flashbacks*

[@benjames8769]

I'm surprised Jon didn't bring up the fact that the judge in the "Time Court" was British and had a German and Brazilian flag behind him. What even...

[@Robin-jk6wz]

And then made an American lobbying joke on a Canadian show.

[@angelicagover2187]

Globalism at it finest.

[@wolfofthewest1]

I thought the judge was scottish? I mean its the same country, UK but they are different areas

[@charmenietraumtor5671]

Germany and Brazil are in charge of reality? It all makes sense now...

[@angelicagover2187]

@@charmenietraumtor5671 so that's why everything is fucked (note: this isn't racist i'm brazilian,okay? Thanks.)

[@MessiahComing]

That coach guy happens to be Don Cherry. Hockey legend.

[@Hockeymanhero2]

0 Stanley Cups.

[@EvidenceLawl]

Well no wonder he couldn't act.

[@bran_van1187]

I find it so much funnier that jon doesnt know who don cherry is...but he basically just describes his real personality lmao

[@albodoin]

I was about to comment the same thing haha.

[@Glassvein]

I'd recognize that 6 inch shirt collar any day

[@SolstaceWinters]

I love coming back to the Goosebumps ones. I honestly hope Jon decides to come back and do some more Goosebumps episodes in the future, maybe with other themes, like "funniest episodes" or "worst acted" or "genuinely creepiest" etc etc.

[@kingdice2651]

“I don’t even care if i have to take meds, I’M NOT TAKIN EM” I’m dying 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@sazechs_451]

Him too

[@randomcommenter7900]

@@sazechs_451 no, he'll just get hallucinations of dying that turn out to be real

[@thatonenotmentallyillmf3199]

@Myrmadon the ADHD awful hours

[@chaos9731]

"You gotta do it like a taco" *seems legit.*

[@eeveedude632]

Its the metod

[@hawttub_2265]

communism i fucking love your profile pic

[@A-with-the-J]

*_get that in there_*

[@exterioremma]

"some meth" *EVEN MORE LEGIT*

[@themiller3940]

communism "like a taco, somemeth"

[@lutemis3119]

and then, in the 2000s, we got Courage the Cowardly Dog

[@IamaPERSON]

Which was both terrifying, and enjoyable. (What was your least favorite episode?)

[@IamaPERSON]

@ninjaman13571 mine was that tree one. By that, I mean the one where Courage chops down a talking tree to save Muriel. His face was creepy af

[@PlanetNorris]

@@IamaPERSON RetuUUuUUrn the SlaaAaaAb...still gives me nightmares..

[@IamaPERSON]

@@PlanetNorris oh God not that one!

[@mr.potato1338]

Return the slaaaaaab was so satisfying as a kid no joke

[@Locust13]

The real horror is realizing this is a decade old.

[@Frightful_Flan]

Damn I’m getting older…😂

[@Mor1adim]

Calls Don Cherry "Hockey Guy" It's accurate.

[@theodorepruitt5431]

I'll remember this forever 7:23 8:45 Que Credits 9:11 the most fitting time on a video.

[@JensForum]

I don't know why, but that "Surprise Buttesex" had me cracking up! XD

[@MyNamesGoGo]

Thatl be two things soon cracked ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@Semmelklees]

Sorry, but some random memes aren't funny, in my opinion the worst part of the (very good) video

[@azzlackguhnter5635]

Souprice Buttsecks😂😂😂

[@TuckyBlue]

@@azzlackguhnter5635 when is it?

[@TuckyBlue]

SecondDynasty thanks

[@Fox-983]

4:11 “It seems like nothing can go right for our hero Matt, if you even want to call him that,” why wouldn’t I want to call him by his name

[@grumpyjack9085]

He meant if you want to call him the "hero"

[@zipdakill]

R/woooosh

[@grumpyjack9085]

@@zipdakill Oh.

[@AlmightyPolarBear]

@@grumpyjack9085 It wasn't at you.

[@harrisonbetker2271]

​@@zipdakillr/deadmemeandcrawlbacktoreddit

[@saintgeaser9064]

That hockey coach part was beautiful

[@theymkmewhtiam]

Saint Geaser I think hes Don cherry, if not he looks very close to what he is

[@kyahkvist.5706]

AwesomeFaceMe it’s don

[@poohpush]

yeah its don cherry

[@TrxieVTuber]

*Non-Specific Orgasm*

[@peregrination3643]

Of course, Majora's Mask music is still the scariest for me.

[@quas7819]

Minecraft cave music is the worst don't @ me

[@firerunner5482]

@@quas7819 I am a rebel so i say Pokémon graveyard music is scariest

[@big__dooosh]

Majoras Mask music? Scariest? Three words: River Twygz Bed. If you know, you know.

[@cass9170]

@@big__dooosh how or you stI l L tHe noc K on ma no cud N ere n O JonTron E t the girl becau S e s H e was E vil we will get you. AT IS TI not too late

[@germonicx1147]

BENDROWNED

[@bloodrunsclear]

2015 (possibly 2016) Goosebumps the Movie with Jack Black as R.L Stein. I'm not kidding...

[@OdaSwifteye]

YOU BETTER BE. That's the most improbable thing I've heard all week!

[@bloodrunsclear]

Oda Swifteye Tada! www.accessatlanta.com/weblogs/buzz/2014/apr/28/jack-black-movie-goosebumps-needs-lots-extras/

[@OdaSwifteye]

bloodrunsclear NOOOOO

[@bloodrunsclear]

Oda Swifteye Search your feelings! You know it to be true!

[@97Demonoid]

bloodrunsclear Spooky scary skeletons♪

[@CHAOTIXMaddLass]

I always found goosebumps always using different actors in each episode made sense as the books star different characters in each one

[@alexandersavage305]

Started off my Halloween ‘18 with this video. JonTron literally never gets old!

[@waluigimourner8071]

Literally? He should be studied for his lack of aging!

[@jenniferpinon495]

not even in 2019

[@hellothere5843]

Such a profile pic

[@Flowerbarrel]

*I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS. I'M HANGING OUT HERE TONIGHT* I just love that kid's delivery. He's trying his best to be such a rebel, like he's sneaking out of the house to go meet some friends in a dark alley.

[@gabrielleroy6022]

Serasia and when he’s like: “well not guilty” that was hilarious, that’s how I would of read it

[@Flowerbarrel]

@@gabrielleroy6022 Haha, yup, he did a pretty good job with the crazy script. He made the episode. That and the frenzied hockey coach.

[@twotime463]

Llke...for Meth?

[@Flowerbarrel]

@@twotime463 Nah, just standing around with some friends in a dark alley after dark because he thinks that's what cool teenagers do. He hasn't learned about drugs yet.

[@persithedork4189]

@@Flowerbarrel wut

[@SP-qo3pd]

Filming in Canada is cheap because they use Monopoly money.

[@beeninja2539]

Don’t be silly we use maple syrup cookies.

[@isaak___9004]

At least its waterproof

[@WellCookedPotatoes]

Honestly our money is like something you’d see at an amusement park. It’s super colourful, it’s waterproof, and (for more expensive bills) it smells like maple syrup if you scratch it

[@lisabarnes3095]

Well Are money is indestructible unless you cut it with scissors.

[@thelonewanderer8186]

Dame

[@LEGOfilms23]

Happy Halloween 2024! Don't mind me, just The usual pilgrimage

[@liamcampbell1754]

Real Canadians know who the hockey coach is

[@TheMrANONYMOOSE]

To be honest this is the most offended I've ever been to find out that Don Cherry isn't a household name in the states

[@j1890]

I was pretty upset as well. Although Jon is probably right about him ad libbing the lines

[@metroidmuncher4802]

Tbh i only realized just now after re watching old vids. I never really paid any attention. Shame on me my buddy strictly sends me pics of dons suits randomly all the time

[@cadensd3168]

i'm canadian and i don't know who this is

[@ziggle5000]

caden SD then you aren’t Canadian

[@LukeLeonettiYouTube]

Ryan Gosling actually was the main character in a Goosebumps episode (Say Cheese and Die). Not a bad start

[@shawnfields2757]

Yeah I forgot that actually. You're right.

[@SatoshiKong]

YOUNG HERCULES, BITCH

[@walrider2133]

THAT WAS RYAN GOSLING?!

[@shawnfields2757]

@@walrider2133 Yeah it was.

[@jeuvideoiihizq]

That was one of my favorite episodes.

[@yohannas3069]

What about the episode with the killer sponge... That turns into a potato

[@serenitymoon825]

It doesn't turn into a potato, the dog brings the potato into the house

[@yohannas3069]

mermaidwitch94 I thought the dog died... jeez that episode was weird

[@bhamber2641]

Neutron Toad YES!! I watched that one at school, I laughed. Seriously. And I also watched the girl who cried monster. I laughed at that one too

[@d.rajacks5657]

That scared me whrn i was 9 or 7. I hated to take a shower as there where a sponge inthere and i also thought there would be one under the sink. It was like that for a year but now i laugh my ass when i see a sponge and potato.

[@Crbn46]

wat

[@sandmaneyes]

THE TIME HAS COME, GOOSE MY BUMPS AGAIN JON

[@worstcompany4550]

Beast from the east In west philidephia born and rasied......

[@maxawesome3178]

in the forest is where I spent most of my days

[@isitmac6811]

FazeBigSmoke But next I knew I was in a zoo

[@chokonnit7337]

what

[@chokonnit7337]

the

[@soupphoto3717]

In the playground where i spent most of my days

[@dangernoodle6489]

i remember watching this back in 2013, miss these type of old jontron videos

[@squigglylines2381]

10:18 Apparently the reality court is mediated by Germany and Brazil.

[@schachschach9119]

Happened to randomly come across this on 2013 h'ween and I must say this was my gateway to JonTronShow. Good times.

[@MRF1NLAY]

The Hockey coach man at 6:55 is acually a super famous Canadian coach/commentator in the hockey world. He's like the Madden of Hockey, his names Don Cherry.

[@blooddrool8260]

Knowing this would have made eating at Don Cherry's much more exciting.

[@braxtonbarr-4344]

8:53. When the whole team in CS:GO doesn’t know how to diffuse the bomb

[@brandondagratisonline5155]

Phantomgamer 987 true very true

[@Sircreepington9th]

WHERES THE BOMB WHERES THE BOMB WHERES THE BOMB?

[@shoopdatwhoop163]

Defuse*

[@geekinc3293]

*I DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT BOMBS IM JUST A KID*

[@calyxman]

*EXPLOSION* Terrorists win.

[@JaeRiottt]

a delicate area of the brain????? What the fuck? isn't the whole brain delicate as fuck?????

[@mintjuliper9689]

Joyadominique yes the guy above doesn't know wtf they're talking about

[@hoaxslayer4244]

Joyadominique You'd be surprised how much damage certain areas of the brain can take.

[@shoozymusic]

Joyadominique perhaps but some are more important to have damage. You know like the ones that form your memories.

[@munchjrgames942]

"All areas of the brain are delicate, but some are more delicate than others"

[@niydfass1060]

Yes, we all need brain damage for our memories to exist.

[@killminewin4733]

"The moral of this story is: never think" Kars: I learnt that moral a long time ago

[@Carpatouille]

This moral is what corrupted people in power wants for everyone today

[@TheDragonCat99]

I got an ad for the new Goosebumps movie, ironically.

[@benwhetten3408]

I actually saw that movie a couple months ago, I went to an early showing.

[@ParadoxBoxx]

TheDragonCat99 how is that ironic

[@TheDragonCat99]

Cardboard Box Well, I guess it's more coincidental than ironic.

[@ParadoxBoxx]

ironic is always misused anyways, sorry for calling you out on it, it was unnecessary

[@TheDragonCat99]

Cardboard Box That's fine, I often get annoyed when people use words wrong too. For this comment in particular, I just wasn't paying attention.

[@R0thEmerald]

Me: I wish I have a brother or sister. Reality Police: REALITY POLICE OPEN UP!!!!!!!! Judge: Guilty against reality

[@katcano4474]

Me: I wish the reality police wouldn't arrest me Reality Police: *REALITY POLICE OPEN UP!!!!!!* Judge: Guilty against reality

[@katcano4474]

@sako chan Just think of something that goes against the status quo!

[@ChimeraMK]

James Woods: I wish you where a real, live ornery sea captain. Seamus: But he didn't wish hard enough! It only worked on me head! Am I doing it right?

[@MidnightWanderer00]

I wish I can be in reality forever...is the reality police gonna get me? I said that I want to be in reality forever.

[@santiagogomezmontoya6300]

joe nguyen)I know how to counter that in several ways(like that one of thinking getting arrested) And that is:Characters of inmense way to live(Im telling you that Death Battle already introduce them) that it might be reality breakers(DR fate/strange,Gods like darkseid or thor or superman,and magical or physics laws "don't care abouters(yup,even that deadpool,Spyro and some Ponies win this round)

[@RichardCox0]

I fucking LOVE THAT BIRD WHAT THE FUCK

[@Fade2BlackMCfade]

I know gool ol jaque? jaqe? idk how to spell it but good bird

[@iinter_stellar]

Jacques. It's a French name so you don't pronounce the s at the end

[@Fade2BlackMCfade]

+Cosmic thanks

[@MichaelTorbitt]

+Cosmic we get it you fucking exotic.

[@iinter_stellar]

Cancerous Mocking well holy mother teresa on the hood of a mercedes benz i was just stating facts there was no point of you being so rude i was just saying the bird's name as well as why you dont pronounce the s at the end in case someone got confused alright?

[@Moony-Lighty]

F in the chat for Matt, homebody did nothing wrong and still got a bad ending. (Also, attic rooms are actually usually nice, and I can say that from personal experience.)

[@hunternorris4758]

am I the only one who rewatchs like every video

[@JH0207]

Hunter Norris JonTron is/was ahead of his time, this video is better than most videos made this year.

[@elliehollingshead4729]

Hunter Norris it’s my 6th time rewatching this

[@Angyaru]

Hunter Norris no im one of those guys

[@apyromaniac3426]

Hunter Norris constantly.

[@redninja0078]

“Sometimes I have to reason with myself that I am not that good, but I know deep down I know I am that good.” -Jontron 2013

[@P.C_bug]

Thats the most relatable thing i ever heard

[@ashanimations1164]

Okay, I was born in the early 2000s, but the Goosebumps books and show were my *C H I L D H O O D* I love them to this day, that you 90s!!

[@saniccc1987]

The “Reality Police” sure sounds a lot like a certain extradimensional authority that was in another show recently…

[@quantumblur_3145]

You could be talking about any number of things, it's a common trope

[@thickpika2467]

“What was your nexus event”

[@ВладШипило-э4к]

TVA of course

[@kelleycrawford7615]

The one with the dinosaurs. If you get to the dolphin people you've gone too far.

[@gabriellittle2827]

I don’t know if to consider the mice(actually a group of hyper-intelligent pandimensional beings)in this or not.

[@Ebob101]

I started to zone out but 4:40 brought me back.

[@ZaneTheAssasin]

@ 5:59 If he had bleeped that word out. I would have died of laughter

[@tirednwired]

You wanna put my [BLEEP] on a cereal box?

[@ZaneTheAssasin]

Kolby Villanueva Just reading your comment had me laughing!

[@EpicRiolu447]

Hehehhe hahahhahahha hahhaha mmmm mmmmmmm..... PEPSI FOR TV GAME 2015

[@daltonbecker4494]

***** Is there something to get here, this a code?

[@STHUltra]

U sir are a genius.

[@a15thcenturysuitofgothicarmor]

13:30 "Never think or the secret police might get ya." "What do you mean, like the gestapo?"

[@BoberBoomMan]

@Castro Enjoys Dairy his half Iranian and half Hungarian, who told you his Arab?

[@LWLProductions]

Tom Robinson basically

[@BoberBoomMan]

@Castro Enjoys Dairy its fine man, was just weird to hear someone call John Arab of all things

[@tpomr1837]

Anthony Carmine_123 he meant 11:30

[@thomashale2096]

More like the goostapo

[@jahredlee8295]

This was probably my first Jontron video where I constantly watched him.

[@brilliantbulbasaur7940]

Is it just me or in any movie or tv scene with a bomb I count down with the bomb and realize that the characters should have died

[@mr.memesanddreams5870]

no

[@ThumperMinerUnion]

MJRAHOLE: Hmm, you seem to make a point, I did that a few times, however my counting of time was a little off.

[@mcdonaldsicecreammachine8917]

Same

[@spectralstranger6303]

10:13 YOU, MATTHEW JOSEPH AMSTERDAM, SHALL NOT PASS!!!

[@augustokonrad3572]

Why the time judge has a flag of Brazil and Germany on 9:28? Do Germany and Brazil control the flow of time?

[@Cattywampuscarra]

Yes. They do.

[@Zakneva]

Ever since the last World Cup. Yup

[@augustokonrad3572]

Zak Keene Maybe it's an conspiracy, so both countries can pretend a rivalary so nobody suspects that they are controling time itself!

[@Zakneva]

HOLY SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT

[@EpicGlitchman238]

Augusto Konrad They're German, right? They're German, and they have secret police THE NAZIS RISE AGAIN

[@DracoVega]

Yearly visit to theses EP’s we had it good.

[@boiboi4191]

Can’t wait to see what John will do for Halloween 2019 so I am here

[@switchplayer1016]

He might not given his release schedule and the fact he released an episode less than a week ago we'll be lucky to see a video by the end of october.

[@aortaplatinum]

Probably just another lame glorified react video with maybe one mildly funny live segment right at the end if we're lucky. Man, these videos really were the golden years huh?

[@faselblaDer3te]

@@aortaplatinum So, what do you say now?

[@godoatthegoat2884]

@@aortaplatinum I mean.. can you say this video isn't a reaction video? It doesn't seem like the format changed that much.

[@aortaplatinum]

@@faselblaDer3te eh. I thought the murder at the beginning was kinda funny, but that's really it. It was only trending because it's Jon.

[@therealdavidcage4761]

What's more terrifying: Being stalked by an axe murderer Or being 12 forever?

[@mayoto7361]

Being stalked by 12 yo kid

[@chJohnJobs]

try being 4 forever......its a pain in the but asking for beer.

[@darkmengaming2569]

365 days without wifi

[@grantkelly8696]

Nate Richards trick question, they're equally scary.

[@LuigiShroom12]

Nate Richards Axe murderer. Childhood is the best part of life

[@CFurdyna]

Courage the cowardly dog was hella spoopy

[@wecomingforyoucolbylopez9393]

No only the egyption curse guy animated differently was scary

[@mki9079]

omg i remember that show, i fucking loved it

[@kill4karma]

Oh my gosh I remember being traumatized by that show, also Chowder

[@paper9523]

The blue thing scared me for months *DONT LOOK HIM UP, PLEASE DONT.*

[@329link]

Paper Mario the blue thing is just kinda weird now. It's not very scary now that I'm older. That white face in the basement on the other hand...

[@HairlessWario]

This is one of my favorite videos on the internet

[@stoicstrawberries]

5:26 THIS IS HONESTLY A CONSTANT MOOD.

[@ApprenticeofEggman]

Wait a minute. Goosebumps Two Syllables Game Grumps Two Syllables Game Bumps Goose Grumps Jon confirmed for Game Grumps

[@Chris274011]

Illuminatron!

[@DrunkenCoward1]

Jon was in Game Grumps. But then he was killed by the Illuminati. Illuminati has two L's in it. Cocain addiction has two D's in it. Illuminati confirmed for cocain addicition.

[@ApprenticeofEggman]

DrunkenCoward1 Wait. Cocaine has two Cs in it. Game Grumps has two Gs in it. And Gs are just Cs with a little line. Game Grumps confirmed for Cocaine addiction

[@funnyguy6197]

Albert Wily Game Grumps has an s in it Whales live in the sea Whales is also a country Country ends with try i tried heroin once half life 3 confirmed

[@3209explosion]

Jontron and Pokemon have the same amount of letters. Jontron has 2 vowels in his name. So does Hoenn. HOENN CONFIRMED

[@dankoctopus8671]

6:36 "AHHHHHH" "Uuuuuhn" XD

[@vizthex]

best scream 10/10

[@dankoctopus8671]

Vizthex yee

[@MaxTheGreat14]

Vizthex Better than the Wilham Scream.

[@phousefilms]

Lmao, that part is the best bit of this episode.

[@coledansie9428]

what about 7:57

[@MrFunreal]

This is still a banger

[@xplertheunusual]

This is the first JonTron video I saw and it was hilarious

[@callmethecommentcountess9329]

CAN'T A GUY GET SOME PRIVACY?!?!?!?! HM HM HM...HM HM HM!!😲🔪

[@logandh2]

+Amy Hunt That's part 2 Amy

[@colinsalles6833]

Same

[@mike3023123]

My first jontron masterpiece was: food games pt 1

[@ReMattch]

Be grateful that you missed the dark times between January and August 2013

[@denniswilliams6519]

A 2000s show yes, but as said by others Courage the Cowardly Dog was legit scarier than anything on Goosebumps or Are you Afraid of the Dark. Heck, the Powerpuff Girls episode where they end up in the apocalyptic future of HIM was scarier than anything on those shows.

[@yetanotherrandomviewer]

"Return the Slab"

[@ImInAgonyLOL]

you’re not perfect...

[@lardlover3730]

Well that’s offensive! eh? (Soory for being mean)

[@drew461]

Do you not remember “Night of the living dummies”? That shits freaky.

[@angelicagover2187]

What about invader zim? Boy that show had some episodes that dear god!

[@ILFolle76]

5:34 THE FRESH PRINCE OF THE ATTIC!

[@TheZipperDragon]

I'd love to see him do this with 'The Haunting Hour'

[@jtsimmons7757]

😮

[@MegaSpideyman]

​@psychoticpebbles Why do you think he wouldn't?

[@NikoKuehne]

nightmare room