Gordon Ramsay's Knife Skills

[@jjohnsonnccc]

"You find expertise attractive?" *chopping intensifies*

[@loganblanc3864]

+jjohnsonnccc one of the funnier things I've read in the comment section of a video

[@zifengxiao4380]

lol

[@BanditTheBandito]

+Logan Blanc so it wasnt funny when you watched it happen but because he simply writes out what we all just watched its funny.

[@loganblanc3864]

smile more

[@BanditTheBandito]

Logan Blanc Your standards aren't even standards i actually cant get over this he said nothing funny. the video was funny wtf did he write??

[@flocz5655]

Gordon Ramsay's Flirting Skills

[@wayne246]

They're over 9000.

[@jsowau]

Ha! Totally what I was thinking as well

[@APAstronaut333]

Little bit of olive oil Perfect

[@tvviewer4500]

Flirting skills while having a wife.

[@NazriB]

Lies again? Keratin Shampoo

[@Laluna2345]

Two seconds later AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH meh fookin fingers

[@eliasali9383]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[@CabbageSandwich]

That was hilarious.

[@irlrp]

Ghastly, no passion

[@ggemmy1473]

looks inside his cut open finger " IT'S FOOKING RAW "

[@andyvaldez212]

haha I finally understand laughing out loud! Thank you for this!

[@JoshLavian]

I never thought being a chef could be so badass until I learned of Gordon Ramsay.

[@JoshLavian]

Alexander Lougher He's awesome. I discovered him a few months ago. He's awesome too.

[@or529]

Then you should see his former mentor Marco Pierre White. Even retired his knife skills are a wonder.

[@hanksde4675]

O R literally had to search him up. Watched the finely chopped onion and I was amazed at his knife skills.

[@or529]

@@hanksde4675 thank you for looking Marco up. He was the youngest British chef to win 3 Michellin stars. You should look up young marco pierre white you'll see a very young apprentice gordan ramsey. Marco will further amaze you.

[@mmt9938]

Martin Yan made it badass for me.. waaaay before Ramsey

[@aram00001]

he's not even looking at the fucking apple what a legend

[@ianbrewer4843]

@Szolnoki diliház haha

[@mrsirman2177]

He's looking at the peach

[@maxxxpayne299]

@@mrsirman2177 good one

[@FionaFyre]

3 finger rule 😏

[@Freakcheeks]

marco pieree can chop an onion faster and smaller without looking once gordon is an amateur

[@elasolezito]

Her boyfriend is defending the wrong enviroment, the threat will come elsewhere.

[@AllenHanPR]

+Johan Dale hahahahahahaha. savage bro.

[@Septiviumexe]

He is part right though, its a bushy environment

[@0xKenneth]

hahahahaha. awesome!!!

[@yoloswaggins1579]

Johan Dale clever.👌

[@user-ou7wt3lx8m]

@@Septiviumexe george bush

[@thesun849]

"Yes, I do, I find that very attractive" *Chopping intensifies like no other intensifies*

[@kennytee6882]

The hotter the chick, the better Gordon's knife skills are. Which kinda explains why he accidentally sliced his finger when he was around Ellen Degeneres.

[@chili24137]

boom roasted

[@superbuds0714]

Aww dude savage!! Lmfao!!

[@potateo3817]

Kenny Tee Wow that actually makes sense!

[@tomashorst9544]

Except that Ellen isn't attractive?

[@dfrancer]

Tomas Horst You totally missed it, man.

[@ToothyGus]

i can do that hold my beer

[@AadolfKärki]

So... Now that you can no longer hold the beer... Can I have it?

[@liquidfire1206]

Aadolf Kärki HAHAHA

[@2015meyer]

Aadolf Kärki That is absolutely amazing.

[@GINGOLOGUNGA]

Aadolf Kärki best comment ever

[@mattman402]

Awesome joke. I've never heard that one before.

[@Cragmortis]

Gordon: See how fast my hand is going..? Kate: Yeh.. Gordon: It can be in you Kate: What? Gordon: What?

[@markcabrera9990]

HAHAHAHAHAHAGA

[@theTutenstien]

W

[@bidenthepotato9411]

Said the virgin.

[@Adoumoui]

Three fingers

[@prozeeterps]

@@Adoumoui up the butt tho

[@michaelvega4751]

"GUH HUH HUH" at the end

[@j20py56]

"good"

[@h_bryce1506]

XD

[@dungusglumbus9946]

Gordon is truly the guy that she tells you not to worry about

[@arlo4639]

Hold on a second, did you see that apple? IT'S FUCKING RAW!!!

[@arlo4639]

pannterra86 lol someone doesn't understand a joke

[@coreycollins5187]

Bland, rubbery, under done

[@milksop_]

Corey Collins So fucking true xD

[@milksop_]

9Tailedfox xD Omfg

[@jdsan2636]

9Tailedfox Rofl u fucking nailed it dude.

[@airlopez21]

Gordon's alpha as fuck. You can feel his confidence through the screen.

[@scottk1525]

anybody who uses the word "alpha" is beta as fuck.

[@Paulo-zr5zo]

Not even a "beta" i'd say "moon moon"

[@Dman1456757]

Ricky Soulless where they are

[@lotaryguy12]

@@scottk1525 Unless they're using it jokingly in which case the person taking it seriously is not only "beta as fuck" but also unsocialized af. But it's been 4 years so I'm sure you're older and less cringe now x)

[@scottk1525]

​@@lotaryguy12 Unless of course the person is merely pretending to use it jokingly whilst secretly (not so secretly, more like blatantly obviously) using it seriously, in which case they're more like charlie af or even delta af, while the person that detects this weak facade is just observant. And don't even get me started on those who defend such obvious charades. Such pitiful simpletons are not only charlie/delta af, but are either clueless af and/or as disingenuous af, and in either case have little to no awareness of even the most basic behavioral cues. Poor souls.

[@dfghjkl246]

Haha, she tells him her fiance is ex RM and the first thing he does is hits on her.

[@finderman5774]

Nah dog, Ramsay's fine lol. Trains for Iron Mans all the time

[@wpgk1174]

@@finderman5774 yr och blandad körning på att det är bättre när man har bra medarbetare och jag ska göra det på ett tag sedan och det är inte så mycket för hjälpen med frågorna som är en av dem har du en bra bild på en gång

[@Godsecution]

@@wpgk1174 diabetes

[@wpgk1174]

@@Godsecution ?

[@NiceCanadians.]

watch this at 2x speed

[@Preciety]

+NiceCanadians Fucking lol'd

[@xiaodudu891]

+NiceCanadians dead laughing

[@azaanow2327]

My shit computer couldn't handle that

[@AmmoAlex]

+NiceCanadians if i see something moving THAT FAST i can only compare it to my jerking of speed...

[@wm2990]

+NiceCanadians That's how Gordon normally sees the world.

[@jaysonlorenzo2577]

I find expertise really attractive *CHOPPING INTENSIFIES

[@scottk1525]

yeah, thanks for the summary numb nuts. we all saw it.

[@alexdrastico7840]

Jayson Lorenzo is copying other people’s comments attractive?

[@alejandrodecorse9437]

Jayson Lorenzo Nice job stealing another persons comment. 🖕🏼 Useless dick

[@theburthopelumby9570]

You find expertise attractive? umm. yah very. Gordon starts chopping at speed of light.

[@tha117eXez]

Ramsay can chop an apple at 150 slices per 5 seconds blindfolded, while doing a squat, battling a ninja, and screaming at hell's kitchen contestants.

[@briandsouza7854]

WTF! 6 years and no one liked it! I'm the first like, I find it funny! 😉

[@RealDoctorMuffins]

8 years, and im the 3rd like.

[@zeus-yz6gs]

9 years , 20th like

[@pairatesofhollywood2967]

9 years 26th like

[@Hekat1988]

lol hope Gordon doesn't fuck like he slices xD

[@someonebored325432]

That would be brutal

[@Unknownav]

thesebster88 then his wife gonna be happy... hahaha... =D

[@seaks368]

***** I can't get over how funny your stupid fucking name is.

[@slothfromthegoonies8201]

+Ragesauce I hope he uses lube.

[@TheNoratek]

+Sloth from The Goonies Third degree friction burn.

[@Advection357]

He's a fucking machine.

[@Leonar12345]

she sounded like a pirate when she said "yeah" lmao she's like "yar"

[@ultra_axe7812]

I like how he starts banging the knife harder to the table to gat the message through

[@BICBamboo]

didnt even know u could turn an appe into that many slices and looked like he still had hella apple left to go what a legend

[@anishkanungo9201]

When Ramsay's chopping is so fast, it cooks whatever he's chopping that's FUCKING RAAAAAAAAW

[@TheChefShipwreckinAlaska]

I'm under the impression Gordon was mentally saying 'CAN HE DO THIS?'

[@bigfhesse]

Gordon later "slammed that salmon" whilst saying, "What a mighty fish".

[@decespugliatorenucleare3780]

"What a mighty fish" is such a stupid thing to say - I love it

[@DlcEnergy]

**Gives it a taste and spits it out.** IT'S ROTTEEEEEEN! AND THE BIG SURPRISE IS THE FUCKIN ASS IS FUCKIN RAW! YOU! YOU! YOU! YOU! YOU!... GET OUT!.. DISASTER!

[@guyfamily11]

*goes up to apple tree* Gordon- I'm just amazed at nature. How the fuck do you manage to grow raw and undercooked apples Tree- (silence) Gordon- Get the fuck out of the farm you fruity fuck!

[@ranitbhaumik4822]

😂😂😂

[@dominicgervasio2548]

Haha

[@Im_George]

Gordon: I've got something RAW for you 😏

[@blackfyre5158]

The only guy on this earth who can turn women on with his knife skills

[@devanharris8621]

Gordon goes down on woman after a few silent seconds.... IT'S FUCKING RAW!!!!

[@isaacagnew6530]

This joke is underrated.

[@smockallsmit4544]

isaac agnew You mean overused

[@ReelRonDog]

now I know why his marriage is still working ;)

[@sunofearthgod5148]

Chef Ramsey keepin' that pimp hand strong!

[@petec3185]

“He’s a security expert?” Yes. **SLICES MENACINGLY WITH A KNIFE**

[@VivianJade]

Ramsay's the only person I've ever seen to be able to try to hit on a girl holding a knife and using an apple, all while keeping eye contact with her.

[@KossolaxtheForesworn]

gordon ramsey the human sewing machine.

[@vanguard5522]

Gordon Ramsay's knife slices intensifies when he realises he had a wife and kids

[@MassDynamic]

"you sack of wine"

[@danielkl7089]

that is the perfect way to show off your skills.respect!

[@boondogglet132]

its all muscle memory really. once you have been cooking for long enough, you know how your blade feels, you know where your hands need to be, you can visualize what you are cutting because you have handled that product 1000 times. I like to julienne vegetables one right after the other while not even looking down to stress out green cooks. Its a fun game to play.

[@kevindurcant3551]

Lot of people surprised how chill he is

[@zachpfouts8036]

Looks at his fingers. Doesnt have any

[@SergioArambula]

hard work. Dedication. Mad props to him.

[@CipherVaults]

bruh yesterday i was slicing a tomato for a burger and ended up eating my finger with my burger..

[@freedom1476]

You're supposed to cut with your knuckles out and the edges of your fingers vertical so that the knife is guided by the fingers, and he masters that beautifully.

[@calebmartinez1036]

When she say she wants a man that can cook "Turbo Mode ACTIVATED!"

[@VladRadu-tq1pg]

she never said that

[@lordbeezy1349]

Why is that sound so satisfying. Chop chop chop

[@gabrielgarcia437]

0:33.. yea she gizzed..

[@allmusiceverything]

Wow I've never seen him so chill

[@mcdouche2]

You vs. the Michelin Star Chef she tells you not to worry about.

[@blackhawk5724]

Gordon Ramsay flirting. 😂😂😂😂

[@mollyoneye]

Thats class, love this guy

[@shawnsimmons4718]

Careful Gordon, don't want to be accused of sexual harassment.

[@MrJayO1986]

Gordan: Good.....................Now excuse me, i need to search for my fingers!

[@Silk_Underwear]

Gordon then proceeded to season her breasts, eat her pie, and finally stuff her turkey.

[@AlanDuggan89]

That is fucking savage cutting, how does he do it fast and not looking straight at it

[@jasonlyte-armstrong9995]

And even with your nose, you manage to type better than most I've seen on youtube.

[@mindfield9]

The apple is RAW Ramsay, it's F*CKING RAW! DO IT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!.........f*cking donkey!

[@thefunkykrumpet5164]

watching this while eating is so fucking delightful.

[@ramaSwamp]

i'd have chopped my fingers off like crazy.

[@jennifercooper4738]

that chopping was so suggestive lmao

[@jmbmntis]

Why is this video getting invaded by fedoras?

[@cataloviss]

*proceeds to cut with a balisong and jagdkommando*

[@Septiviumexe]

I bet he seasoned her just before eating her out

[@icyhammer42]

thanks, I'll check it out!

[@FoxWalkerBR]

nope.

[@liberalchuhain1833]

When knife is your wing man

[@danielsoderstrom1930]

.3. *cutting skill intensifies* ALL HAIL LORD GABEN

[@chrissy93x]

i was seriously expecting a finger to be sliced off lol

[@bluegrasssurvival9423]

Pimping in the Kitchen - By Gordon Ramsay. New York Times best seller? lol

[@Nonaggress]

Even in the kitchen, showing off with a knife, Gordon Ramsay has no game

[@gustlightfall]

0:34 wait did he cut himself, it looks like he did, or are my eyes deceiving me.

[@JustAnotherYoutubChn]

+koushinproductions fucking shit yes he did

[@JustAnotherYoutubChn]

+koushinproductions i had a second look, he did not

[@BenchPressManiac]

+railtracer Have a 3rd go, looks like he cut himself.

[@JustAnotherYoutubChn]

BenchPressManiac you can see the mark since before he started cutting

[@ashtonryan93]

+BenchPressManiac the mark was there from 0:26 before he even start cutting.

[@Grivian]

I would trust my wife with Gordon Ramsay for a second

[@jvdeguitomedia]

Japanese Gordon: "ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!!!"

[@royerthedestroyer7]

Star Platinum, The World! *Omae wa mou shindeiru*

[@EliaseViao]

i really enjoyed the spider. had a good laugh after rubbing the screen

[@mmpnguyen]

Only Gordon Ramsay would hit on a woman by cutting an apple

[@Hoganply]

I fling the 'LOL's around a lot, but this time it's actually true with your comment. Made my day. Thanks.

[@silentsnipercbdk]

I laughed more than I should have.

[@nuttypagal]

I had to watch a 15 second ad to see this 43 second video

[@AngelJuliet]

Was he even looking half the time?! Lol.

[@nezukochan891]

"and u found expertise attractive?" "yeah" *cutting faster*

[@defaultset]

Gordon's normal speed: 2 slices a sevond But with an attractive girl: 4646494698646749 slices per second

[@paulbottomley42]

So, what you're saying is that expert chefs can do things expert chefs can do. Wow, Captain Insight. I look forward to hearing more of you glorious pronouncements.

[@afcsabin]

oh i forgot how toxic KZbin comments were in 2013...

[@foxman105]

You gentlemen have no sense of humor... imo one of the best Gordons jokes so far.

[@coolghoul7]

He rocked a santoku blade. He sliced his knuckle.

[@hjalmarnyman1313]

This may be kinda off topic, but did anyone else notice it feels good every time your phone vibrates in your pocket, from a notification? You're free to do what you want with third knowledge. ;) (I'm a guy btw.) Hjalmar Nyman

[@hjalmarnyman1313]

Only comments give notifications

[@raidwipe]

*reddit gold*

[@hjalmarnyman1313]

dipcrap gofuckyourself feels good ;)

[@TheAviationMaster005]

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[@hjalmarnyman1313]

Joe Smonsson Indeed ;)

[@IgziabeherRastafari]

Just experience really. He's mastered the technique which makes it look so easy. Just guides the blade up and down the fingers, rather than holding the apple with thumb-index risking a cut finger.

[@ceeebiscuit]

I wanna be gordon ramsey

[@luckypucklee]

That was the point he was trying to make before he said 'c'mon'. He was trying to make it obvious, as well.

[@SyscoVids]

Haha he's a boss

[@MrTwiista]

And he forgot his question marks, tut tut.

[@lorendaemon7945]

You get that they were both joking around with each other, right? No one was really flirting here?

[@fruitycolax]

they were flirting I just watched it loo

[@SpanishLMMD]

'I've got all my fingers, the knife goes chop-chop-chop'

[@thebaconflapsable]

Fucking hell, I've never seen so many people in the comments with fedoras (if that's what they're called) that don't even fit their heads.

[@joverdosoesposo9874]

Gotta love reddit.

[@paulthoresen8241]

J. Simpson They aren't actually Redditors, that's the joke

[@aryul6961]

Paul Thoresen They're just accurately playing the part of redditors.

[@paulthoresen8241]

Aryu L Not really, you must go to some shitty subreddits lol

[@aryul6961]

Paul Thoresen *tips his fedora to you*

[@brandonprows]

Mad skills.

[@nairi1145]

i saw a porn which started like this

[@KP_Nation]

the way he chops those apples. "that's fucking illegal!!"

[@NoxDaNollie]

she's fucking beautiful!

[@GeorgiaAndrea]

nice one Gordon!

[@IZylusI]

What a player =P

[@project_adderall4139]

good old slice and dice without looking....clasic