Gorefield Horrorscopes LOOT TIER LIST

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[@LumpyTouch]

Heyo! Let me know how you liked the video! It's a bit more 'normal' then usual. the 3D model of me was made by Sully! twitter.com/artofsully

[@pookydookyneo4011]

Yessssssssssssß

[@joeykill7553]

The videos awesome cancer bro 👍👍👍

[@connormackeigan1400]

second place! keep up the great work lumpy :)

[@danielsurianoquiroa8453]

Yeah that would be cool

[@billyjackmccullough7701]

cut content please, and the video was good

[@VoxVocisCruora]

"Ma'am, please explain why you had fifty corpses buried in your backyard." "I'm a Gemini!"

[@maccthew]

“Sir, could you tell me why you were caught siphoning all the blood from the blood bank?” “I’m an Aquarium!”

[@dumbvillage9253]

@@maccthew -IS THIS A ZOMBIE NEAR HIM? WHY HE DONT RUN? -sir, its my own Zombie.

[@outspade]

“Gemini, right? Great, okay, look. You accidentally set your zombie on me and I died.” “Scorpio, I’m assuming? Really sorry about the organ.” “Yeah, no problem. Be careful next time, okay, Jon?” “Alright, see you around, Jon!”

[@jasonz.7311]

@@outspade (That's Leo. Gemini is clones.)

[@brickpuncher1429]

"Sir, please explain why you are talking to Abraham Lincoln." "Hold on one moment. I'm a Capricorn."

[@SenorSwirls]

Aquarius’s ability is heavily overpowered if you choose the female character over the male

[@skyjack1]

ಠ_ಠ

[@soundtheartist9212]

God damnit. I wish I was an Aquarius now instead of a Virgo. If this stuff was real, I would have been rich by now and crashed the economy.

[@jl-fy3zj]

At least you could pay your rent every month

[@runiqe]

*OIL PERIOD* *OIL PERIOD*

[@dejanaefearon6536]

Wow I know Aquarius he's known for being weird and smart but this is just plain creepy

[@quinnmaster504]

I love to imagine a Libra realizing "Aw shit I forgot to do a bad thing! I'm gonna suffocate!" and then they proceed to drop-kick the nearest person or something

[@arandomguy71]

kick them inbetween the legs for an extra -20 karma

[@Bugretti]

Imagine you have to skip a week at the helping at the homeless shelter so you just start suffocating and end up punching a poor old lady

[@jaspercat905]

"how good is my cancer loot?" Can easily be extracted and said out of context

[@TheKidsAreSOnotOkay]

example : **Doctor with a sad face and a heavy heart walks in with a notepad**

[@Kobaford]

@@TheKidsAreSOnotOkay Sniper Gaming

[@TheKidsAreSOnotOkay]

@@Kobaford **A muffled speaker plays Robot Rock while the apartment on the other side of the parking lot has rapidly changing color lights**

[@twinkiesmaster69]

Mana potion

[@destroidhak2556]

@@Kobaford we will test on you brain cancer loot

[@memerio1458]

I can’t be the only person who wants Lumpy to do more 3D art after seeing the 3D Lumpy Model at the start of the video.

[@ayden7252]

It’s actually made by Mort Mort

[@vanpassinby]

@@ayden7252 It was actually made by Sully, as cited in the description

[@cosmicspacething3474]

I’m definitely interested

[@ayden7252]

vanpassinby ah, sorry about that

[@lifeishardagain8594]

There much more cursed models

[@doot2702]

"Unable to die even though he wishes for it, Mario eventually stops thinking." 0:01

[@agenti4734]

Your next line is " was this all a jojo reference?" To you

[@bungusbio8757]

Was all this a jojo refrence- NANI?!

[@KellyCalKelsey]

Kars: *finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary.*

[@duel9865]

@@KellyCalKelsey Both of them would just stomp on each other, MARIO WOULD SURELY KILL HIM

[@sbrensbeve7982]

@@duel9865 they just both clink and kars dies lol

[@captainblackjack7446]

He’s just hiding the fact that cuspfield’s is the best by far.

[@sirlambchops.]

SOOO MUCH LASAGNA

[@mysticcc_]

IM A GEMINI-CANCER CUSP (june 20)

[@_Tzer]

ophiuchus does it even have one?

[@mysticcc_]

cuspfield: all of the loots combined, without the bad qualities (like sagittarius's cursed coin)

[@metanoia2226]

@@_Tzer nope. it was never killed.

[@infinitytower8957]

Considering Taurus is the lowest scent star sign in the series, and it's my star sign, and the loot is super good, I'm pretty happy. I'd probably just use it to memorise all the rules of D&D

[@Helperbot-2000]

Same with me

[@ultrio325]

Step 1: print out Wikipedia Step 2:

[@JudgeOfHell188]

Im a taurus too, but I wouldnt exactly do that. I would probably put the bookmark in... Uhhhh Uhhhhhhhhhh I have no idea The entirety of the Percy Jackson series?

[@beebajazz]

Id use it to remember my passwords

[@alessandromagno0818]

If I was taurus I would use it to my school books

[@James-ce6dc]

Police: Why do you have so many identical actual human skeletons? Gemini: Oh don't worry, they're mine.

[@jetta1234100]

Yep, those are mine!

[@tacodrago2125]

A creative way to depose those skeletons would to make a skeleton model like in those science classes. The skeletons are all identical and if questioned, say it is factory model

[@ryojoelofficial]

Me

[@theawesome5496]

literally.

[@WeaponXSigma]

You see those human skeletons in the prairie out yonder? Thems be mine don't ya know. A cookie to whoever got the reference I just made.

[@MrMemeArchives]

“Make food out of water.” *Flint Lockwood wants to know your location.*

[@bastionpowell6019]

I forgot about that movie lol

[@Xaike69]

Fuc

[@gagidoo4757]

FLINT LOCKWOOOOOOOOOOOD

[@tatethecowman3966]

YOU’RE A SHENANIGANIZER!

[@goldie7367]

Hey my name is flint

[@Fishwreck323]

ok but with the Dreamcatcher you don’t HAVE to sleep half as much, you could still sleep 8 hours and effectively get 16 hours of sleep from it

[@setin8720]

As a Sagittarius when I realize that a) My loot is actually attainable and I will probably survive my gorefield. b) When I realize my loot is op because exchanging for any good or service is code word for wishes. Luck is with us brothers. (and sisters) :D

[@elijah3122]

Not to mention your genie has no rules

[@colemumaw8544]

it doesn't say there's a limit to the size of the wish you could use one coin to get everything you would ever want or need.

[@dejanaefearon6536]

"Transmits human blood into a liquid of your choice" *Sounds like cannibalism with extra steps*

[@dejanaefearon6536]

*S A T A N I C C H E M I S T R Y*

[@renaudmahe4543]

But its not really cannibalism if you use your blood

[@bastionpowell6019]

@@renaudmahe4543 I'm preparing the throwing hatchets

[@user-vb6gi7dh9b]

can be any liquid though, doesn't have to actually exist you could turn blood into juice that makes you into a god.

[@brianthepyromancer924]

That gave me some bloodborne vibes

[@Shidiot]

Being female and having the aquarius loot is great because once a month you’d get a good amount blood to put in that jar :)))

[@adrianrandom3448]

OMG, Your brain... absolute genius, no sarcasm intended.

[@OmegaPlum]

:(

[@soundtheartist9212]

I'm female, but not an Aquarius- just a virgo. I was really looking forward to crashing the economy. :^(

[@vanilla8101]

You can't just sit on it all day tho, you'd have to put whatever hygiene thing you had in there and try and get the blood out by mixing it with water or something, or else you'd just have a golden tampon :/

[@theh2016]

I really wish i didnt see this comnent

[@margaretvessell7142]

this is technically late but I just had an AMAZING idea for how to use the Aquarius loot: become a mortician. I learned elsewhere that part of the embalming process is arterial embalming, where the person's blood is drained & replaced with a red embalming fluid. The thing is, that blood is normally just poured down the drain, so unlike other career-based sources, no one would get suspicious about any missing blood, & as long as you have the job, chances are you won't run out (unlike the whole "be a woman" strat because menopause)!

[@thatcommentsectiondoucheba5032]

Scorpio is actually ridiculously strong if you speck into the leap day skill tree to get the total gore field ability, since it resets after every kill you get 12 uses out of it which is ridiculously helpful

[@optikaught8994]

the fact that the aries loot lets you sleep half as much and you feel fully rested, and the fact i sleep about six hours a night, i would love it! but i’m a scorpio, and i’m really accident prone, so that loot is still really good.

[@shanzemerchant]

As an Aries, I agree! It'd be so cool to get less sleep, It's hard for me to feel well rested and I don't enjoy the fact I need so much sleep, It'd help me a lot!

[@AndresHernandez-zw3ug]

I’m also an Aries and tbh I could really use being able to feel as energized as I would with 8 hours with half that considering I don’t get much sleep normally, and I’m not a nightmare person either, so it works out either way.

[@abstrusepaladin]

I hope it makes me feel emotionally refreshed too, can't really attribute it all to a lack of sleep but IT WOULD BE NICE, PLEASE.

[@dustymcwari4468]

Yeah, Aries’ is fantastic as heck! Sleep time for me is awful, I hate that I have to cease everything I’m doing to go to sleep, AND fear I may oversleep and waste time, being able to take a little nap and feel as refreshed as if I slept for a while sounds so godlike xd

[@pugofwarbr]

yeah, i need one of these because i am sleeping the half of what i need

[@hoohah5067]

I cant make a tier list without these answers shaking the tiers up: 1. Can you disable whatever item you get? 2. How much Virgo juice do you have anyway? 3. With Leo you said you can use it on yourself. When you're die, can you keep using it do basically be immortal? 4. Does the Capricorn past calling change time itself? Like if I stopped the President getting assassinated or something, will that change things? 5.If you die over the span of 2 days (Maybe wounded and sent to hospital 1st day, die 2nd day), are you locked into dying again? 6. With the Sagittarius coins, when they disappear, do the stuff they're used on disappear too? 7. So like, with Capricorn, do they just pick up the phone? Answer in they're head? **Does it show up on the phone bill?** Also bonus question: Do we include Ophiuchus dates? I believe that pushes my sign back 1

[@konoduwangda129]

Ｖｉｒｇｏ　ｊｕｉｃｅ

[@sirhootsalot2343]

Hoo Hah for number 5, most likely you would just die from it not being an accident, and from a rewatch it says it’s a one time use so you wouldn’t get irl softlocked

[@sirhootsalot2343]

Hoo Hah and for number 3. I think that it would not allow you to revive yourself after you fully rot from the first revive

[@sirhootsalot2343]

Hoo Hah 4. Most likely it wouldn’t work like that

[@Destructocorps]

Besides scorpio, they're all either fully optional to use, or can be stored if they're physical items from my interpretation

[@TarotVylan]

Well i could just tell my clone to leave before the end of the day. "Hey, go frame someone for murder" "Heh, yeah that'd be hilarious"

[@erickstone9007]

Wouldnt the real you get arrested though when they find you still alive?

[@TarotVylan]

@@erickstone9007 i'll just give them another clone to arrest the next day, problem solved.

[@IDontReallyWantAYoutubeHandle]

@@TarotVylan Fair, but the next day that clone's gonna be dead, and now YOU'RE legally dead! Now you've gotta be in hiding for the rest of your life as a nobody with your creepy uncle jimbo who's been cut off from the rest of your family and doesn't check the news, atleast for now... What's your next step, Mr/Ms Avenger?

[@TarotVylan]

@@IDontReallyWantAKZbinHandle i think you're underestimating just how willing i am to become a forest hermit who sends his clones into society to gather supplies I know a few small towns that wouldn't be too suspicious

[@IDontReallyWantAYoutubeHandle]

@@TarotVylan Alright, I can respect that. Good luck on your hermitisation purification transformation plan!

[@artemismoore4176]

Lumpy, my guy, you underestimate Aries' loot power. Imagine how much stuff you could do if you slept less! Hell, I would sacrifice all my sleep to be able to do more stuff. I hate my brain for needing rest. Also, yeah, Scorpio's loot is really lame, like, I die one time and that's it, I need reusability lmao

[@triggerhappy4199]

I agree dream catcher is good I need that I can work/play video games when ever I want

[@garbagechannelngl]

Ophiuchus Loot: You become a god, thats all.

[@joncarbattery2541]

Profile pic police, here to question your profile picture

[@likaqween6126]

@@joncarbattery2541 uhh.... *sweats*

[@joncarbattery2541]

@Gachatale Stories It's the hentai inquisition

[@bastionpowell6019]

Nah I replied to a comment on complete and I said I prepared hunting hatchets with poison and a lasagna scent and said "am I gonna get a fetus or smthn"

[@dervy1309]

sadly if you're an ophiuchus you'd be too busy not existing to beat your gorefield

[@atoxicmelody3289]

Imagine being a Taurus and you loose your bookmark, then like, years later you suddenly start remembering the plots of The hunger games, twilight, and other such young adult novels that leads you to at least a few good years of misery.

[@asterbomb9884]

You could use that knowledge to create the ultimate young adult novel!

[@atoxicmelody3289]

I also like to imagine whatever preteen girl who actually has the bookmark isn’t even reading the entire books but just procrastinates reading them until finding a new book to procrastinate on

[@vanilla8101]

Imagine someone is using your bookmark to read porn like fifty shades of grey or some shit 😭

[@vanilla8101]

@@atoxicmelody3289 The books don't have to be read for the bookmark to work. I'm guessing it would just sit there and you'd stop getting random knowledge of young adult book's plots (which is good)

[@kung-borean30]

Crap...

[@onceagain569]

*It's really an incredible universe to dream of...and in a perfect way it's not far from what some people face today.* I'm a Scorpio, but I think you've hit the nail on the head with this one! Of course, it's your own opinion, but when you think about psychological meaning within this tier list, you see how man loves dare over immortality. The top 6 make for play, and last 6 make for longevity. How do you know you are alive unless someone or something is testing all the limits of your life? I think the thing that really makes these loots click is the amount of human integrity you have to consider. You might say Scorpio loot is least valuable because accidents are rare, but if you had a Jon that was particularly unlucky or even balsy, or was the best friend of a Pisces Jon, then it just might come in handy. I know by them being parallel universes they will never be together, BUT IMAGINE IF THEY COULD. You'd start to see the value of each loot depends on the integrity of its sign owner. This is such an awesome collaboration between artists! 💫

[@Tittytoucher5]

Me being a Scorpio Lumpy touch: I’m bouta end this mans whole career

[@snewp_e2139]

Lumpytouch on his way to accidentally fall off a cliff after uploading this video

[@LifeWKai]

A Gemini and an Aquarius being friends would be a mutually beneficial relationship.

[@gundarium4237]

I'm a Gemini. However both my brothers are scorpio and leo. Edit: if we include ophiuchus in the zodiac than I am a Taurus.

[@aboriginite]

add in a leo to get the most out of gemini and all them dead clones

[@dottalks8156]

Yeahhh I see myself in a situation "Hey ahhh Wally boy, help me bleed this corpses so that Tommy can make us some Sauuce" "yeah, why not"

[@somefries3101]

The worst thing is that im Geminis, and one of my best friends are Aquarius

[@jules4813]

my sister is a gemini and im an aquarius... finally something we can work together on

[@GoldieTamamo]

Capricorn loot: "Durururururu! Dururururururu!" *looks around for their own hand* "Beep!" "Hai! Moshi moshi!"

[@diobrando1545]

B-BOSSU!?

[@agenti4734]

Doppio!!!

[@ASH_HYPES_ALONE]

Finnaly... My own jojo reference

[@theimpossibros39]

0:53 Who is imagining that the bullets are keys

[@somerandomlucario3940]

"Damn, it feels good to be a LIBRA..."

[@A_Playable_Fur]

Don't brag

[@somerandomlucario3940]

@@A_Playable_Fur If I wanted to brag, I could.

[@B1-6911]

Scorpio's Loot: **In last place** Me, a scorpio: **sad scorpio noises**

[@serbian_knife_fight]

Samuel Hayden felt that

[@roastchicken401]

Hey, at least you get a get out of death free card - _If_ your death was an accident.

[@chaosendures2096]

@@roastchicken401 so youre immortal as long as you're not murdered or suicidal

[@theSixPathsOfTrains]

i do like the tarsus loot tho. but how the fuk boi am i supposed to fight a galaxy sized monster. wtf!

[@failedthanos7349]

Me, also a Scorpio: *angry screaming*

[@LuisRamirez-ss3ki]

1:00 Mmm Smells like freshly boiled crab... compleeetly normal...

[@JetFalcon710]

_[notices giant crab claw sticking out of the pot]_

[@LuisRamirez-ss3ki]

don’t... just don’t...

[@user-uw5wt7nd5q]

Freshly boiled Gorecrab

[@szarco04]

I thought bullets didn’t work

[@NotLucidd]

i’m also a cancer and i feel like it’d be really useful to be able to be a master at something and take notes from everything you did that day. like suddenly becoming a master cook and making a cookbook to be able to practice and make insanely good meals even after that day

[@kidneysfailedbutimwinning]

4:51 right before Lumpy said that I was thinking about that 💀

[@sethfox942]

We all well know Lumpy is a genius animator, but his VOICE is AMAZING. As a Leo, I definitely think that loot is low-tier. Me personally I would’ve switched Libra and Taurus, the rest seemed adequate

[@kos2919]

But you can use Leo item for someone you really hate. See as you revive them and let them suffer as they rot

[@jarrett2211]

You could summon a temporary army at every graveyard you visit

[@Eichro]

His trailer narrator voice really caught me off-guard

[@CyberVonCyberus]

The only upside to having the Leo gorefield is that you'll at least have one of the least horrifying deaths since it's basically a giant stone lion and a murderer.

[@raresm8601]

Kos 291 that’s exactly what I thought of And also, it doesn’t say how many times you can resurrect someone so when they rot a lot you could kill them and resurrect them again

[@NebulaWords]

I dunno, I would switch places with Saggi's Jackpot with Aries' Dreamcatcher. The description says you only HAVE to sleep half as much. It doesn't say you MUST sleep half to feel refreshed. Honestly I would be down to have that loot. And if I feel like sleeping more, it's not gonna stop me, right? And with my luck I would get the cursed coin so... I would rather have something that could be useful and not on a russian roulette :) Oh and I'm Cancer btw, I would love that loot too :'D

[@lastchance1829]

could just put the dream catcher away and only use when ya need to

[@amfram]

You ever overslept by like 4 hours? Shit gives me a headache.

[@zombeebear30]

Oversleeping feels the same as undersleeping

[@Forlorn_Overseer]

@@amfram Yup hella migraines when you wake up

[@FreelyFooled]

Also, as a reward for beating that gorefield, it would be nice to get a good rest

[@camwoodstock]

Aries not only doesn't say anything about changing the dreams, but it also makes it twice as efficient, so you get twice the dreams. Automatic S-tier even though this isn't a tier list and it's a top 12.

[@WikiLove64]

also you snore very loud

[@generic301]

As time goes on, Lumpy becomes more meme - focused, and I'm loving it!

[@dumbvillage9253]

Lumpy always was meme drawer, hes just has specific style

[@jojogacha974]

@@dumbvillage9253 he’s a horror youtuber

[@soundtheartist9212]

Normal People: *Uses Capricorn ability to save lives* Me, if I was a Capricorn: *Prank call Hitler and tell him his mustache looks like a toothbrush*

[@Bitzwave]

I can do that for you :P

[@Forlorn_Overseer]

Yes

[@JIMT412]

Iluminate Minds: Call Lenin and say communism is for gays and say i'm german

[@rosscross1483]

That's actually genius.

[@ASH_HYPES_ALONE]

Well that's another thing in my bucket list

[@DJB3lfry]

Everyone else thinking about how to abuse Aquarius's loot: "Haha, I'm rich!" Me, an actual Aquarius: *One elixir of eternal youth, please.*

[@scottgagnon6136]

You need to find someone who can get you a potion of eternal youth first

[@VitTheVicious]

Wait. But you could still die, and everyone you love will get old and die. I don't think that eternal youth would be a great idea

[@pandoratheclay]

If you’re a Gemini/Aquarius and have a friend that is the other one and you both have to loot,you can make a clone Harvest blood and turn it into stuff

[@Outlaw7263]

@@pandoratheclay Cuspfield: No

[@puroplays1228]

me a virgo: ...am i allowed to seduce my gorefield?

[@uxw05]

“Where you gonna get human blood?” I can just exist too hard and randomly boom- nosebleed. I should probably get that checked.

[@sharkshrek4154]

This video helped me understand Sagittarius loot but when in horror scope the loot description made me think that the coins instantly disappear making them useless

[@ilikeoranges1408]

Libra Loot: Doubles your stats My stats: Speed: 0 Intelligence: 0 Strength: 0 Luck: -1

[@swap6984]

Well now you have -2 luck!

[@ilikeoranges1408]

@@swap6984 STONKS

[@he636]

Nah 0×2 = inf

[@littlebeasty5839]

@@he636 YOUARENOWABLETOWATCH: RICK & MORTY

[@gaminyte]

Oof

[@Mushr00mMania]

“You can call anyone with your hand” 7 year olds: Finally, my time has come

[@xenoumbre3010]

Oh my XD

[@dq7860]

Oi bossu

[@xistin]

@JADEN BAILEY joe mama

[@SmileyArtist1]

but wait... how would the 7 y/o beat their gorfield?! stay tuned to find out in the next episode of.. wtf am I doing

[@felipeborquez6370]

What I would do with each loot: Scorpio: not very much but can save my life once Leo: revive a celebrity or something but then it will have to die Virgo: maybe get a girl but mainly become invisible Aries: less sleep, more time to waste (but I don't want it) Aquarius: useless unless I get some blood Cancer: get random skills Sagittarius: business Pisces: try new foods Capricorn (my sign): call people I know their names but not their numbers Gemini: reliable clones Taurus: no need to read books for school anymore (take that summer reading) Libra: become stronger or being a psychic depending of my karma (unless I'm neutral, then I would be dead)

[@sabrinareese3880]

As a Libra, just know seeing this. Im glad that my sign actually got recognition and is top tier.

[@dankboi_]

Every loot in a nutshell Scorpio: Death day reset Leo: Necromancy but with a limited time Virgo: Charming or invisible Aries: Less sleep, More work Aquarius: Give me your blood Cancer: Learn a new skill and replace it the next day Sagittarius: 30 coins for trade Pisces: Water food Capricorn: A very handy phone Gemini: Shadow clone Jutsu Taurus: Bookmark English students would want Libra: Good Karma = Buff Bad Karma = Nerf but with physic powers Balance karma: *Insert Sonic drowning theme*

[@arthurmorgan5887]

It's Guillermo 2.0 *29 coins for trade*

[@hikaru6027]

@@arthurmorgan5887 its still a trade, one coin trade for a bad thing, 29 coin to trade whatever you want, 1 coin for bad thing

[@VexSaber]

Pisces is the best

[@arthurmorgan5887]

Just Alberto ok thanks

[@bastionpowell6019]

I dont HAVE to be lazy with my loot even if I'm an aries, I'm allowed to be lazy and a weeb

[@goldenpineapplesgobrrr9973]

I would imagine Gemini's clone slowly fades away feet first throughout the day (but can still use the faded limbs as if there still there) so once the day ends they just despawn

[@goldenpineapplesgobrrr9973]

Also I was born on the first month so what do I get?

[@swarmlord5]

​@@goldenpineapplesgobrrr9973 If you mean January, you're a Capricorn

[@albertskoften1452]

You've gotta think about the metagame here. That's why I put the Silver Spoon in first place. Once you find a Secret Lasagna, all you have to do is taste a bit, and then you'll be able to recreate them at a rapid pace; effectively letting you "cheese" all other Gorefields using the oft-overlooked Surrender route.

[@elijah3122]

Ah, but the Secret Lasagnas are different for each! You could probably use Jackpot tho

[@gooberitistime430]

Lumpy talkin bout Aquarius’ loot: “I mean where ya gonna get all that blood?” Ppl who go through shark week every month: 👀

[@zuzabloodytear4909]

you found a loop hole well done

[@MilesTailsProwerfan9]

MilesTailsProwerfan9 The only problem is explaining it to them. "I need you to bleed into this jar when it's your time of the month." *SLAP*

[@rosegold8115b]

You could Sync Gemini with Aquarius to have any liquid, basically.

[@drperkyreal4686]

This is cursed

[@nepthesimplord5477]

I agree. You get your blood from your clones and then you make a liquid to dissolve just flesh and bones to leave no trace of any clone bodies.

[@0ceancr4wler85]

That's really broken

[@RaidriarTheRadicalKing]

any Aquarius wanna team up?

[@radicool8328]

@@RaidriarTheRadicalKing sure lol

[@davinamccrae866]

I like how you used “tier list time “ as the voice from Faith or something like from when it says “mortis”

[@Endless207_]

8:58 Lumpy: Maybe your uncle owns a sausage factory Me: WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU IMPLYING?!?!

[@jobisTheWorst]

I highly disagree with this, he ranked it on how good they are, I think it should have been on how worth it would be. I’m pretty sure Pisces was one of the strongest Gorefields imagine taking on this thing that could easily kill you, and you get a spoon that lets you eat ice better, it ain’t worth it.

[@copperrank8231]

@@blackbloom8552 You sure taurus gorefield won't hunt down Jon so that he can force him to exchange a memory of his for a piece of gorefield's vast knowledge? Not to mention, if he doesn't have any knowledge gorefield already knows, Jon might get into some real trouble!

[@gianlucamyslimi1739]

@@blackbloom8552 challenge him into trying to solve a paradox game. As long as he loses, the item is yours.

[@jobisTheWorst]

Philippe Gabriel, yeah his item would probably be near the top

[@nicomom9534]

He's ranking the list based on his opinion

[@jobisTheWorst]

Philippe Gabriel I did a stupid and got confused on what you meant sorry bud

[@sunnerssnag]

me, a scorpio: wow i can't wait to see where i'm placed! "12th bc you're unlikely to die" thanks lumpy

[@Zyphent]

The catch is this assumes you'll play it safe. You can take way more risks in life as a scorpio with a 1 time revival. Anyway,its probably not high tier still.

[@serbian_knife_fight]

Felt that

[@unuseddatagaming]

you underestimate me, lumpytouch.

[@Rush_The_Random]

As a Libra, I can confirm Scales Of Virtue is OP, some guy is gonna petition it to be banned in tournaments, I swear.

[@blakethesnake6686]

My favorite abilities: Scorpio = Revive if death isn't heroic or just Aquarius = Kill people, be a royal Saggitarius = Boss people around, be "blue-blooded" Pisces: Live near water, eat like royalty Gemini: Have two selves, you could use this for beekeeping more efficiently or you could get DOUBLE the programming done! You will die a lot though... Libra: Mind powers! You can seer into people's thoughts. Obviously a good choice no matter what

[@cumquat5724]

It's funny that Scorpio's Revival Sack is, in a nutshell, Yoshikage Kira's Bites The Dust from JJBA Part 4. And the fact that it's at the lowest tier of loot is even funnier.

[@floofbirb4436]

I mean, coming back from the grave by forcing an accident can be quite potent, and also, granted you are thick enough, it can also be GER

[@xenonzyphr4066]

lmaooo😂😂😂😂

[@KellyCalKelsey]

Part *4* atsiM: **stelluB gnitaewS** *Sorry I’m writing from Australia*

[@theimpossibros39]

Sorry to say but I thought Gorefield said that “Bullets don’t work”. Referring to 0:54

[@gorefield2214]

It does work,gameboy'd gorefield didn't recover his Eye after being shot

[@cooldude2722]

Y'know, I feel like we're all sleeping (heh) on the sheer use of the Dreamcatcher. No more sleep deprivation, _and_ no-one said lucid dreams don't count as restful ones, so there's a plus, too. If only I could change my birthday to Easter. I'm just stuck with the dang CharismaJuice.

[@dagkyco8152]

“Cancer loot”...what is that, your make-a-wish presents?

[@gianlucamyslimi1739]

It's a event-only reward you can easily get by defeating cancer-infected kids. They give a lot of EXP and loots, trust me, I tested it myself.

[@nosebonkisgod1170]

Lol

[@lamazmorradelesqueleto7166]

Imagine one day wake up and have 2 ass holes

[@dagkyco8152]

hunter xenomorph. That would be interesting

[@lamazmorradelesqueleto7166]

@@dagkyco8152 #2assholes

[@bobomber17]

When all your clones die just donate their organs. Also imagine if you could combine the clones with the jar and get a full bodies worth of liquid gold.

[@lukaszdluzak3905]

Add Leo to This and Your clones last longer

[@person8064]

Or, food supply

[@lukaszdluzak3905]

@@nongjude Unfortunatly no. It's Pheromone spray. Want to trade?

[@Aupsic-hh5sy]

@@lukaszdluzak3905/videos The worm prob can only be used once.

[@couldntthinkofaname360]

Reveal your powers to the government and make a contract that your set for life in exchange for infinite organ resources. They can’t exactly force you into a facility for study, what are they going to do? FORCE you to summon clones while they study you? They can’t exactly do that if you refuse to summon clones in the first place

[@sammcblam2255]

Wouldn’t Sagittarius be the best one? Since the silver coins can be exchanged for anything, you can use one to figure out which coin is the cursed one and just not use it. So unless you’re really unlucky, the cursed coin won’t be that big of a problem. You could then exchange a coin for more coins for infinite coins or even exchange a coin for other loot.

[@setin8720]

My thoughts exactly. When I actually get the loot that means free wishes! Not to mention my gorefield is not op, and fairly easy to defeat, not to mention having generally good intentions

[@Chaotic_KREW1]

It would be if u do rng but you could just want something and it would be over

[@jerichooblivion5406]

The downside of Gemini's loot is pretty negligible. After all, most Gemini players know at least three separate ways to dispose of a corpse. Hell, since nobody will be looking for it the hard part is out of the way entirely.

[@elijah3122]

Four, actually.

[@cantthinkofagoodnameforthi1645]

Here’s a good business idea: -Get a Gemini and an Aquarius together -have the gemini make a clone -kill the clone -use the clone’s blood in the miracle jar -turn the blood into *l i q u i d g o l d* !!!

[@Zephyrius8]

Disgruntled Kakyoin Gemini can be replaced by Pisces cause Pisces gets to turn water into anything and have all property’s exactly except nutritional value.

[@FulgurHalcyon]

theoren perez I thought pisces HAS to be food.

[@Zephyrius8]

Red Stranger subjective term and I guess I could just make blood but making gold works all the same

[@eventerminator1382]

There is no limit to what kind of liquid you can make from the Aquarius jar. It doesn’t say it has to be something in the real world. Make something that can be sold instead of making liquid gold. Since gold will lose value the more of it that circulates in the economy.

[@metanoia2226]

Get a pisces, and a leo, and do this idea, but keep reviving the clones through leo giving the Necroworm to pisces to eat, and then *wars shall be fought by my clones* also we'd be as rich as fuck

[@thefunnyman8073]

Gets Capricorn loot, calls the past “Hello? Uh, hello hello! Hi, and welcome to your first day on the job at the new and improved Freddy Fazbear’s pizzeria!”

[@kaliyanelson6106]

Guy who's about to discover ghosts: The *WHAT.*

[@ASH_HYPES_ALONE]

Just think of calling your past self

[@WillWilliams420]

Gold.

[@greenstarlover1]

@@WillWilliams420 just gold.

[@user-rc4ne6ww1v]

In order from best to worst in my opinion is: 1: Golden Claw 2: Bookmark 3: Jackpot 4: Silver Spoon 5: Dreamcatcher 6: Pheromone Spray 7: Clone 8: Necroworm 9: Scales of Virtue 10: Miracle Jar 11: Handheld Device 12: Revival Sack What do you think?

[@redboio2526]

If you really think about it, if you wait long enough for the necroworm to fully decompose the flesh. Give your undead friend a wash and you got yourself a skeleton buddy

[@mccloud273]

I love how my thinking went from "oh wow, I'm in the top 6" to "oh man, I'm in the top 3" to "OH CRAP, I ACTUALLY WON SOMEHOW" I always thought the Libra gorefield was an interesting concept, along with its abilities. Thanks for putting us as your top tier!

[@wulf768]

Same bro, high five fellow Libra!

[@metanoia2226]

I came third. Amazing job broski- you want to hang out with pisces, leo, me (a gemini), and aquarius? you could give money to charity that will *boost your positive karma*

[@gabrieledavidepavan2459]

i'm last :.(

[@broudogg]

@@gabrieledavidepavan2459 same here man, same here

[@sansgun]

As a Libra who has seen the "Scale" being done to death for every iteration of a Libra in a Zodiac based system, I had slight disappointments about Libra Gorefield just being a scale. However, the fact that it's the only non-organic Gorefield, the entire scale actually being an abstract face, as well as the power/reward concept, I'd say I have a "balanced" opinion.

[@cartronco7376]

So.. scorpio is like.. Killer queen Bites the dust?

[@psychoticg.a.q4043]

More like from re zero where Subaru die and the time restart He died everytime and he always remember how he die and also sometimes had to suffer the same thing over again

[@thundrr1929]

@@psychoticg.a.q4043 yeah, it's more like this, Bites the Dust is a re-di

[@pufferfishman4203]

I feel that Aries dream catcher would be more useful for me, but I still agree with all of the choices

[@EquinFrost]

The cancer loot in the video was a crab claw, and this whole time I was imagining the golden claw from Skyrim

[@hylbertvonmayhem6562]

5:00 A good use of the Aquarius power would be to turn the blood stock in hospital into O- blood which is universal and can be given to everyone without having bad reactions. Could save lots of lives.

[@jnuck6177]

or into *coffe milk*

[@hylbertvonmayhem6562]

@@jnuck6177 Wouldn't saves that much lives but totally worth it

[@geraldacheampong4321]

Or the vaccine to corona virus

[@triggerhappy4199]

Genius

[@triggerhappy4199]

But what about a universal cure (cures every disease aliment and disorders) also heals any wounds also can bring you back from death so basically it’s the blood of the gods due to how it can make you a immortal also invincible to anything

[@unclaimedusername6608]

Silver spoon sounds AMAZING, btw. If it has the nutritional value of water, that means there's no fat or sodium or anything. You could, in theory, enjoy any snack you want, guilt-free. I would absolutely like to finish off every meal with a New-York style Cheesecake with no downsides.

[@tristant6151]

I'm going to get it because I'm Pisces

[@andrewmunro4884]

I’m Aquarius ♒️ And I’ve already taken care of my gorefield as well...but I broke the jar in the process...☹️. Also I decided to draw my own versions of horoscope monsters in a journal.

[@justsomeone3041]

"hey sir you're going to get run over by a car" "i don't believe you" "trust me. i'm a libra"

[@davidv3612]

Me (a Capricorn): “wow he rates mine to be in top 5!” Also me (an introvert who would prefer to text instead of calling someone): “shit”

[@seeeeeeeegssssss582]

Think about it, you can prank call anyone, and I mean ANYONE

[@nermalthecutekitten4111]

Bro, why u lackin? I’m a Capricorn as well

[@kakazi2170]

Oh yeah, Virgo's turning invisible? Won't be a Virgo for long

[@arthur7650]

Lmao

[@Justaspacequeen]

I don’t get it

[@arthur7650]

@@Justaspacequeen virgo=virgen

[@DarkOmegaMK2]

@@Justaspacequeen It means that he will use the artifact to commit illicit actions because that is the only way he can interact with human beings, because he is a shut in void of any human contact with social skills akin to a rock, so his only hope of engaging in coitus is by means of magical artifacts. Anyways, i hope this clears any doubt. :)

[@decayingbrain7494]

@@DarkOmegaMK2 Bro you okay? Like are you projecting, or are you just trolling?

[@ramenbomberdeluxe4958]

Here's what you do with the Saggitarius Coins okay? You spend the first coin you EVER use on a currency exchange, get yourself as much dough as you like (preferably within reason so the gubmint doesnt look at you funny, maybe a few million at most), and that way even if the coin you just used is the cursed coin, you give yourself a nice fallback line, a safety net, so you didn't just screw yourself over. Then, if it's not the cursed coin, you spend the second coin on the biggest most important thing you wanna use it on besides just raw money. Only THEN do you choose to gamble with the remaining coins. That way if you get super duper unlucky, you can feel safe in the knowledge that you didn't truly waste your time with that particular Gorefield and you can at least have your fat stacks to tide you over, making it worth it. The only loss is that you got the cursed coin early, but you at least spent it on tons and tons of currency at a currency exchange.

[@ImFangzBro]

So, follow up, I had this idea for a game based on the horrorscope abilities here. A Gemini, who teams up with someone who has access to both the Capricorn and Aquarius abilities, and the Gemini clones themselves, and sends the clone into a dungeon. Every time the clone leaves the dungeon, a day passes, so it dies and the next clone starts at Lv. 1. But if the clone survives the excursion, it brings back the gear it finds, and the blood, which their teammate can use to give them items. Their teammate is also their intel person, a la Futaba from Persona 5. They have passive abilities involving the "call to the past" feature of Capricorn that increase the amount of advance knowledge they get about the dungeon that you can level up, which means you start with floor layouts, know where enemies are, and can get combat stat boosts from tactical info sent from the future.

[@kesthetrashman3090]

Others: i have useful items to help me Pisces: S P O O N

[@lukaszdluzak3905]

You want to trade? Mine is litteraly useless to me

[@diobrando1545]

I have the coins,but i dont get it...if i use the cursed one i lose my coins or everything i bought?

[@kesthetrashman3090]

@@diobrando1545 you lose your coins, but at least you keep what you buy with the cursed coin i think

[@kesthetrashman3090]

@@lukaszdluzak3905 i mean, I'll trade you air for it

[@_eggtart_]

I'll trade you a clone of mine for a taste with your spoon! ... Is this human trafficking?

[@cringepolice3575]

Lumpy: I got CANCER POWERS! That one kid in the hospital: *So do I.*

[@kawaiicrossing5047]

I knew at least one person was gonna make that joke because... (Thanos voice) it was inevitable.

[@HotdogBro12]

Cancer in zodiac: gorefield Cancer in reality: doctor will sad face

[@Detahramet]

Honestly, the handheld device is just a cellphone. Sure, calling back in time is cool and all, but it's mostly just a cellphone. To me that deserves to be in 10th place, bumping everything else up one. I'm not bitter that my loot is so garbage. Not at all.

[@UnusualTheMedicMain]

at least you don't get a stupid worm that reanimates a corpse for no particular reason :D

[@unnamedbutnot9218]

6:51 soooo cloudy with a chance of meatballs

[@ismaelounacer4121]

1:13 "So now I've got new cancer powers" *_Wait, what_*

[@bastionpowell6019]

Skiddadle skidoodle, I give you cancer, Now you're a noodle.

[@SCP3017-1]

Skiddadle skidoodle Your cells no longer have a birth control rule.

[@no.6170]

Me: Is Scorpio. Me: Develops cancer. Me: Dies after being in hospital for several months. Me: Wakes up on the same morning I died, knowing my death cannot be avoided. Me: *aw shit, here we go again*

[@phuc1271]

Maybe try to develop a cure for cancer,since you have infinite life anyway each morning you make a bit of progress

[@catpip_]

Tran hong Phuc can only be used once

[@phuc1271]

@@catpip_ I guess you gotta make the most out of your day then,go tell that cute nurse that you like her before you die

[@TheDJBrojo]

diavolo

[@Aupsic-hh5sy]

It only works if you die from an accident.

[@keatonsmith2220]

Emperor Ophiuchus: I'm jealous. Aquarius: Sorry we made you jealous, our emperor.

[@nicolasrededeo805]

Virgo is by far the worst one in my opinion, mostly because I struggle to eat and don't really like food. If it was the opposite, eat any food keeping the nutritional content but having it taste and feel like water, I would love it

[@thebigcheese10]

As a Aries who has defeated their gorefield and does not sleep basically at all, the dream catcher is really nice. (Also Lumpy I am a huge fan relax Jon part 5 when)

[@unfortunately_uno8216]

As a fellow Aries with a Taurus Cuspfield, how do I defeat Aries Gorefield? I'm really struggling with this and I'm starting to get sleepy which is not a good sign.

[@alexanderrussell2927]

@@unfortunately_uno8216 Well, For Me, Another Aries, Where I'm From, There's No Cellars. In Conclusion, I'm Fucked.

[@unfortunately_uno8216]

@@alexanderrussell2927 Oh dang, you doing Zzzzzzz...

[@couldntthinkofaname360]

@@alexanderrussell2927 Isn’t cellars the place where Aries Gorefield dwells?

[@kingdedede8064]

_Kids in the hospital when the Make-a-Wish Foundation shows up in their room:_ *1:17*

[@jeeBisOkay]

OH NO

[@smg5474]

ING DDD OMG I WANT YOUR ATAGRAPH

[@silverwargaming8453]

10/10 comment

[@FridayNightStreamz]

The intro was funny XD Also my Gorefield is Leo, so basically I have to be more religious to avoid him

[@vissersixty-nine6246]

this ranking sounds fun so here's more words than I've written for any of my overdue essays to boost the algorithm 13.: Pisces' silver spoon... half of the fun of eating imo is Actually Getting Full. Pisces is only weaker than Taurus (a god) and Ophiuchus (a different god), so it takes SO MUCH EFFORT to defeat this creature that'll give you a spoon that lets you eat food that doesn't fill you up at all. It's not really worth it. If I could generate ACTUAL food three times a day from water that would fill me up, this would probably be either my favorite or very close to it. I don't remember there being a stated cap on how much food you can generate... so this spoon could theoretically solve world hunger in a couple weeks if I had enough water. That's all hypothetical though, it's pretty much worthless as-is. 12: Leo's reanimation worm. You can bring one person to life, and then they slowly rot? No thanks. First of all, I need to provide a living space for that person, who will then slowly decompose and may have already started to rot... the logistics of it are just so complex, for what amounts to a couple months of a rotting zombie lumbering around. I'm good. 11: Scorpio's revival sack. I mean, it's fine, it's just... where does the organ go? How does it influence the rest of my body? I'm worried. Plus, like Lumpy said, dying of an accident isn't very common. It's not borderline useless like the other two, but it's also not exactly useful. 10: Cancer's golden claw. Like Lumpy said, you're the master of a random skill every day, so it's not particularly consistent. Again, not bad, just unreliable. 9: Gemini's clone. I didn't realize that this would generate corpses... that's the main drawback, honestly. I can't get rid of a corpse a day! That's so nervewracking! I guess I could just have a system where I generate one clone, hide the corpse, and then generate another to get rid of the first and then hide themself somewhere to die... still. As useful as it is, I'm not a huge fan of this one. 8: Sagittarius' silver coins. ANY goods or services has me thinking.... how much could you buy with one coin? Could I theoretically roll up to the Oval Office and buy my way into presidency with one of these bad boys? Could I just go nicely to Jeffery Bezos, toss him a coin, and tell him to redistribute his wealth to his workers? That being said, those are both things people would ABSOLUTELY not do, and I overthink everything and am concerned about the ethics of this. Is this luck manipulation technically mind control? Also, not a huge fan of the random, bad coin. Once again, it's pretty useful, but very unreliable. 7: I'm putting Libra's here but only because it's perfectly balanced and I think that's funny. In reality, it would probably either be first or be very very close to first. Negative karma is very easy to undo - just text something mean to your grandma or go on Twitter or something. So even the thing that nerfs it is pretty easy to undo, and then you just have to be strategic about your good deeds. Does every individual person you feed at a soup kitchen count as one good deed, or is it all lumped together? Also, are you *aware* of your own karma? If not, that's a lot scarier, but still - you start to suffocate, all you have to do is turn Discord to light mode. Pretty easy. 6: Aquarius' miracle jar. "Any liquid of your choice" has me thinking... could I just make up a liquid and generate that? If I said "liquid of winning the lottery" and then drank it, would I win the lottery? Is this a SCP-294 situation, or should I just stick with liquid gold? Either way, I cook a lot with tomato sauce, so the fact that it makes tomato sauce every third use is fine by me! Plus, I unfortunately was blessed with the ability to generate a large amount of blood every month, so... guess that's useful now? 5: Virgo's pheromones. "A little" is never specified, nor is the size of the bottle. If it's the size of one of those Walmart things of perfume I used to wear as a kid, then that's pretty good! If it's the size of a thimble, that's... not great. "A little" probably just means one or two puffs. This one I think is just really useful. Make yourself look good at job interviews, when you have to break bad news to your parents, on first dates, when making important speeches... it's most likely not a lot of liquid, but MAN, you'd be surprised at how long perfume can last. I wore enough perfume to knock out a small dog when I was 14 every day and it would STILL take half a year for those bottles to run out. Just hoping the bottle's pretty big... 4: Taurus' bookmark. I'm a Taurus, and while I really REALLY like this one, I'm putting it a little low because... how am I supposed to kill the Taurus gorefield? It's the size of a galaxy and is described as a primordial god. I can't stand for more than a couple minutes without my back hurting. If I make a truce with it, will it give me the bookmark? I don't think good, old-fashioned bullets are gonna kill a BULL THE SIZE OF A GALAXY. And in exchange for killing this massive thing, I get a bookmark?? Come on!! I deserve to absorb some of its knowledge too or something!!! Either way... yes, the brain does start to delete information when it's no longer relevant, if I remember my Intro to Psych class correctly given that it's no longer relevant. So if you're looking to absorb 20,000 books on the flight patterns of tropical birds or something, you're probably not gonna retain that information for a while. That being said, I'm a college student, and one of my classes involves reading a book every day. I would ABSOLUTELY find a way to kill a god in order to not have to do that. 3: Capricorn's hand device. I just immediately started thinking about how funny it would be to dial up JFK and explain his assassination to him. You could really fuck some shit up with this power. Plus, it would solve the issue of not having reception! 2: Aries' dreamcatcher. Remember when I said I was a college student? Yeah, I'd LOVE to need less sleep. I agree that sleeping is nice, but that was before I started sleeping through classes.... halving the amount of sleep I need and waking up refreshed afterwards would be really, REALLY nice. And last but certainly not least, number 1... Cuspfield! What can I say, I like pasta and not having to cook

[@syrupshrike9742]

Virgo loot is great for businessmen. You already have to be pretty charismatic, so an extra boost before meetings would make you damn near unstoppable. By the time you ran out you'd probably be in a very powerful position, have even more experience with people, and have people you trust to help make up the difference. Edit: Just realized the hand phone could be used to tell your past self how to beat your gorefield, creating an infinite paradox

[@dacoolestbaconever9160]

IQ

[@freddiecrook7788]

Imagine shadow of the colossus but with the gorefield horoscopes.

[@kevinlim7265]

Please no

[@Volarus429O]

Please yes

[@TheDukeOfBlaze]

That'd be lit as fuck! Except Taurus Gorefield, way too big.

[@DrawzeDrawing]

I wonder what the plot would be?

[@thetky_clan666]

I mostly agree with you in all this tier list, but the clone once per day would be a good pic, mostly just to mess with people at least in my opinion, and the nickname *Ꭲ𝒘𝖎𝖓𝖋꒒𝒚𝑠* would make sense for me.

[@ChattyAlarm]

I hate sleeping and I ALWAYS wake up early so feeling refreshed all the time would be nice

[@KellyCalKelsey]

So scorpio’s loot is literally just Bites the dust fused with subaru’s revival powers.

[@Blazel04]

Yup

[@laziwastaken]

IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE

[@poopyhead6004]

I fell ya

[@poopyhead6004]

Feel*

[@NotebookTheCat]

Yeah but only once, too bad I am a Scorpio -_-

[@theprofessionalnoob4371]

6:20 Lumpy touch has small lumps on some of his fingers which is where the name comes from theory confirmed

[@belka12808]

0:53 lumpy shoot that monster 0_0, 0:56 and lumpy cooking the crab ♋️♋️♋️ (it's like a yummy! 😋👍)

[@suitov]

The hand-phone power is hands down (ha) the most broken. For one, it completely removes the difficulty of actually defeating your Gorefield: the day of the encounter, you'll receive a phone call explaining in detail *how you already defeated him* - and that's only the first completely broken use of this power. Each day, essentially, you'll get a helpful to-do list from the future, be that lottery numbers, stonks to buy, or obscure research to fund. If you were feeling fancy, you could even call somebody else in the past, as in your example, but I'd expect to reserve most daily uses of that power for sending blatant exploits into your own past. The bookmark belongs in second place as the second most broken. It's a lot more powerful than you give it credit for. The three days are the time taken to make recall *permanent* - and that isn't always necessary. The initial recall of a book is instant; it just ends if you take out the bookmark before three days. This lets you tear through more and more books as your knowledge pool grows, discarding those that don't have anything new. In the short term, you're going to become well known at your library. In the long term, you'll have to expand your search. The main downside to your bookmark, assuming you successfully physically keep track of it (I would quite simply have it attached to me; most books aren't heavy), is that not all books are paper any more, with a further question concerning what counts as a book (magazines such as science journals, etc). The workaround for this downside is straightforward, as long as you have access to an industrial-grade printer and a book about bookbinding. It officially sucks that I'm a Gemini. My ethics would forbid me from ever using that power.

[@benneb4113]

Nice list, I think thought experiments like this are really fun. So I’ll just note a few things I disagree with... 1. I think gaining near infinite knowledge with taurus is a lot better then the stat boost/psychic of libra. Being able to never forget anything let alone the contents of an informative book is a godlike power, and the amount of good you could use your knowledge for would be immense. Also, I don’t really know what doubling stats would mean in a real life setting. Double I.Q. Doesn’t mean much once you understand what I.Q. is. And I couldn’t find much use for the other doubled stats during everyday life, or at least not much compared to the near infinite knowledge of taurus. 2. I also wanna support Aries. The fun part of sleeping is mostly before you enter deep sleep when you’re just laying around, and it’s just the unconscious hours of deep sleep that are cut off. I also don’t dream very often and when I do, it lasts 2 minutes at most and the content is mostly inconsequential. Your claim about loving negative dreams could be solved because having “sweet dreams” depends on what you think “sweet” is. Is it lush and happy, or does sweet just mean good and you have the weird dreams you described in the video. Damn that was long; like I said, this concept is really interesting, and I would love to see stuff like this incorporated more. (Not tier lists, just the loot stuff)