Dota 2 Pros' Dream Dates

[@ennihu3954]

OD ma man with the rizz xd

[@warwarwa]

Sheever is gyattt frfr no cap OD goat

[@DarkFlameMaster1000]

No one said Drow? Her entire lore is about her thinking she's ugly cause she lived with the drow people her entire life but in reality, she's just some really pretty human girl.

[@MegaSven74]

She's crazy asf

[@NihilismEnjoyer98]

Wew! Make it drow for me then, I just live in a very hot place tho

[@adroitws1367]

@@NihilismEnjoyer98 if she human, why she blue?

[@gravinablancs4562]

she's a dark elf bro

[@DarkFlameMaster1000]

@@gravinablancs4562 it says on the wiki she's human.

[@nikoskonstantinidis6239]

The kunka titanic take bro hahaha

[@ke1daze]

i can't choose: Winter Wyvern - smart, intelligent, can heal you up both physically and mentally, have a human form. Marci - powerful, trustful, cute, a bit childish. Dawnbreaker - positive, brave, strong, can pop my head like a melon. Drow Ranger - bit mysterious, beautiful, cold in a good way, "i can fix her".

[@thesamum6951]

No one chose TA, she seems like a humble girl that just keeps a couple of secrets

[@seeker530]

Good one😂

[@ashwina.vardhan5831]

You can see tofu is the sanest person there as he chose Mirana. Not one red flag with her. Ther other answer would be Drow.

[@benndarayta9156]

Slacks too😂

[@postmathclarity1765]

Marci best grill

[@scoobysharky]

Windranger

[@769_tYu]

Dang OD Pixel with his rizz. That's good one actually

[@yeah5874]

KingRD with the greatest answer ever

[@jmr3178]

Kingrd's answers in these videos are easily the most entertainingly deranged stuff I've ever heard. From banning RTZ from TI in order to save him, to this. Peak.

[@herdina7]

@@jmr3178 He has easily one of the best live streams out there, even though he just speaks portuguese. We love him in Brazil. Imagine what it is to hear this type of shit all day. Dude is so funny that his voice and his laugh are already enough to entertain anyone. Too bad he's been away from twitch for quite some time now.

[@KillerInstinct1]

Marci(loyal), Windranger(i think she is funny), Luna(accent), Templar(free ASMR)

[@Xweiyiq]

Jugg broke up with TA, there's something freaky about her

[@MyThoughts19902X]

Nouns team would probably need a lot of reserve time for this one.

[@chesh1re_cat]

Not gonna lie, the slacks saying "what kind of idiot would chose queen of pain" into everyone saying QoP was some masterful editing

[@kevinnosaurus793]

Something about Dark Willow that pulled me and made me "yeah I can fix her" which I definitely cant. Wukong would be a fun one , little bit of mischief , pranks and just a good vibe in general. The greenest flag would be Miranda , Marci and Drow of course. Enchantress is kinda underrated tho.

[@GosuGamersOfficial]

🤨

[@2cifer747]

HUH?

[@xPeacemaker]

Dark willow is a teenager

[@mr.j5112]

Interviewer should've suggested Windranger to Slacks.

[@thehoops77]

Now I want to be witch doctor since NatTea mentioned him as her answer

[@thehoops77]

Wooo look at it go

[@ragingtomato04]

bro wants to date a literal gravity 😂

[@abdulfaqiman6822]

I'll go with mirana or windranger because they look normal to me

[@georgefenrirbitadze4757]

WR with arcana then.....normal WR is flat and ugly 😅

[@deadlywhitefoxcat]

ODPixel 😂

[@gera5891]

drow ranger with arcana

[@akrit1990]

I asked Riki out for a date but he did not show up. Then I tried out go out with Spectre, but she ghosted me too :(

[@loust1264]

OD the hero makes me feel things everytime i play him in game, ever since dota 1 him and jakiro has always been my favourite. OD also kinda reminds me of Asmodeus from Helluva boss, sometimes when i use his voicelines just to get the feels and wiggle my legs like when he says stuff like "i have solid intelligence on what is to come" LIKE DAMN my mind can understand that line in MANY different ways, id date the hell out of OD and listen to his voice talking about he wants to rrrravish and devou- i mean uhhhhh

[@slade3975]

You got problems

[@kimochiwarui5324]

calm down

[@GosuGamersOfficial]

The sanest Dota fan right there

[@bickdig511]

sad women didn't pick LION WITH AGHS

[@pistrov8150]

0:30 *I* have the perfect answer: Dark Willow or Dawnbreaker. Oh yeah right, there's also Marci

[@mochamadfaisalfitrah5104]

"Qop is the obvious one" oh yeahhh

[@GrimmMask]

Book date with Winter Wyvern, listening to her reading me a story book all day

[@GosuGamersOfficial]

That's actually a nice choice

[@beanbbeans21]

you on some donkey from shrek going on

[@savahna2398]

Lone Druid because he comes with a cute lil bear pet 🥰

[@cosmiccomet2327]

Hoodwink or Winter Wyvern FTW lmao

[@FarmaanSidhu]

damm odpixel the rizz god

[@春菅原]

I don't know everything like Oracle, Resolution but I'd date you anytime.

[@miraclegigachad]

slacks GIGACHAD

[@syahrulfauzi4428]

feel a bit sad coz i used to see these typical contents with some of old players back then (miracle, ee sama, notail, jerax, etc) . made me miss all ti's before ahaha

[@johnsonmoirangthem.7828]

Invoker. Hes intelligent, clever and he knows magic .

[@kochawskyalex8414]

DAWNBREAKER!! OH MY GOD PLEASE JUMP ON ME

[@louisbryanmatondo5468]

I think yamsum is fun to hangout with.

[@GosuGamersOfficial]

I bet he is!!

[@Balandai98]

You know physically speaking Enigma has the most irresistable succ... wait what

[@marcusaureliusthe3rd]

Windranger and lowkey Legion Commander

[@Athenai.]

how come nobody said TA, shes best girl

[@NightwatchRebel]

the right answer is broodmother ofc

[@달붉은-s1h]

idk about yall but it's Muerta for me, been in love with her design since her tease

[@Leoric1]

Nice design but imagine staring at her face to face,with ghost/undead face 😂

[@Xweiyiq]

Gilf

[@VincentVonDudler]

There are so many though: - Luna - Potm - Lina - Techies - Marci

[@lazzuuu21]

Saberlight is so unhinged LMFAO

[@spudnic5849]

Slacks is too shy to say Axe!

[@NihilismEnjoyer98]

Slacks not answering coz he can’t just say “windranger” even tho that’s the only answer his brain is telling him

[@tanyapunyo2074]

Spirit breaker so I can get on top of him and charge people😂😂

[@hyper_jomeng26]

IO!!!!! Guardian Wisp is so amazingly mysterious.

[@fii6600]

I go with Lanaya bcs she mileena without her scary tooth

[@PhanDucAnh]

I'm a martial artist and I wanna sparring with Marci 💪She is my girl 😁

[@Ren3072MF]

If i had to choose, she would be windranger arcana or anti mage persona

[@markusdowney5457]

bro said he thought about kunkaa and the titanic lmfaooooooooooooo

[@sensoine]

Earthshaker sounds good in the bedroom

[@BlaCkySNipEr]

Yeah bro end the night with a GRAND SLAM up on my arse

[@corniel657]

🗿

[@thepointiswhat]

Sheever should have pick Lion... He got the Ultimate rizz... Finger of death

[@beanbbeans21]

morph can turn to anything

[@mhrzdyazzz9429]

Marci is okay in room😁

[@vlastimilvaclavik9670]

OD smooth operator :D

[@really0213]

This question made me think and I realized that my two answers are like on the opposite end of of each other's spectrum. TA and QoP. Lanaya and Akasha. Yeah, they're like the opposites the more I think about it. Although they're both red flags... HAH!

[@homelesstogreatness6626]

I am down bad for Naga Siren. Although I kind of get them. Most dota 2 players are masochists anyways. Everyone or most of us probably had that extremely tilted moment but we still kept on clicking Find Match up until we win without realizing it's already morning and the the back to back losses we had that night became more or less an 8 game losing streak.

[@dobattlers]

Centaur cuz well..u know

[@lightofheaven4381]

Marci and luna either of them

[@blackkingbar8429]

quinn of pain fo sure.

[@enaielei]

Marci for me. I like cute and simple girls.

[@pongsakornonnim1845]

"What stupid idiot would say Queen of pain" - Slacks. This would be a really cool voice line.

[@xynoxys]

Marci?

[@gray7098]

Bro really took his time only to come up with Bristleback 😂

[@blek5]

Templar Assassin

[@WhatDoYouExpectToHappen]

Oracle because I want to have some conversation with him. Also I want to know how many times he will make shit up.

[@learningwithlioshad403]

I want QOP in my pleasure dungeon and i will be the tied up one

[@NihilismEnjoyer98]

My man 👊

[@lancechua859]

Lol I prefer Templar than qop, love mysterious girls hehe

[@sharlotanrovniy4174]

nobody mentioned dawnbreaker... her legs

[@hungryvito]

NO DANWBRAKER? NOBODY SAID DAWNBREAKER? OMG BRO i'M SO PISSED

[@carlobunagan6681]

Player of keyd choose kunkak? Is he serious?

[@vacanter9855]

Slacks: what idiot would date QoP? The next scene 😂

[@thewrathofgodandallhisfury4870]

I'll go Broodmother.

[@GosuGamersOfficial]

You've got a nice stomach

[@silentsword18]

no one picked marcy :(

[@DevinMoss]

It's Brewmaster cuz he loves to party

[@KradDrows]

Why no one said Enchantress?

[@arphrangkharkongor5911]

Luna cake so thicc no one come close

[@salad3955]

how is no one talking about marci or mirana

[@Zengod94]

None said gigachad chen

[@cythefly]

Mirana or Luna

[@mn-6808]

ODRizzel

[@GosuGamersOfficial]

Rizzgod ODPixel haha

[@joeo_8968]

Windranger (ruru)

[@kasugapepegon]

smoooooth from odpixel

[@allenzinvlr]

I would date PA with arcana 🥵🥵🥵

[@fourthnianga4649]

That's so cheesy! I definitely ship Owen and Jorien!

[@sypeartz3469]

damn odpixel

[@Daniel-zr4pk]

spirit breaker

[@jhonmikhailsumawang4163]

easy, I'll go with Marci or maybe Tusk and go drink the whole night, and then we brawl after 😂

[@GGhon0526]

Holy smokes where's best girl waifu Marci, nobody mentioned her???

[@TheLapari]

Davion persona

[@souarvislam9663]

Nobody said Marci?

[@EndlessSolitaire]

Marci and Mirana

[@GodR4]

i would date, qop coz i love pain :D idk what others

[@PoppyEvergreen]

What about Marci tho🥺

[@jeanvictorhajjar]

2:31 naaaah if you want to go normal you should've said Omniknight or Kunkka. Literally the only normal people, Sniper is a "Dwarf" which technically classifies as a separate race

[@punkwister]

Can i choose Slacks? Cz he seems like a dota hero for me lmfao

[@chhama5]

Snapfire for the cookies

[@18emdy]

yup yup as a Masochist .. definitely QoP

[@MasterSonja]

Queen of Pain 👌🤒

[@madara657]

I thought saberlight said he's gay?

[@7Exartive]

date? marci smash without responsibility? QOP

[@postmathclarity1765]

Marci best grill, sweet and strong grill