GOT A GUIDELINES STRIKE AGAIN LMAO

[@mcarmadillo4034]

1:43:20 >charges 30 dollars to vote >Justin Toucanman on screen immediately after

[@PuarLivesMatter]

It's like clockwork

[@cavestudios8944]

Do synthcells have a group, forum or some way to congregate outside chudcasts?

[@PuarLivesMatter]

@@cavestudios8944 it's best to keep to yourself

[@nunogloop3386]

@@cavestudios8944 The Moldiverse.

[@BlackMetalVengeance]

Every Singe Time.

[@saated88]

Synth declares war on Side Scrollers to avenge his father, kino

[@Modotta]

Yeah I don't think Synth is getting invited to the next "Real Game Awards"

[@EXODUS-d2q]

Make your own game awards synth. The Synthcels will be voting

[@philcollins5890]

The REAL Real Game Awards.

[@PuarLivesMatter]

Breakers would beat Dustborn for Game of the year

[@charlie1234500]

It should be double the price for being able to vote.

[@martingreer2714]

That's pretty much what the best and worst vid is.

[@tenjiurichero]

The objectively real game awards

[@ClarkCan]

Hear me out. Do your own game awards. Order small metal Puars, and ship them to the winners.

[@Syzio_Bruh]

W idea

[@KaneMeadowsGaming]

Great stream, really bs about the guideline strike. Also thank you for the shoutout during the awards video. Means a lot coming from one of the few reviewers whose opinion I value. Hope to continue improving

[@Modotta]

"I don't know if I'll play Breakers"

[@youdontsay193]

Every time

[@PuddingMcNick2734]

For the record, I've been cursed with constantly having to deal with "pre-mades" in Dragon Ball: The Breakers, and I'm pretty sure that I faced that same Twitch live-streamer, four times in a row yesterday. The struggle for Synthcels who play Dragon Ball: The Breakers is real, and also incredibly painful.

[@nakedbeekeeper9610]

We definitely need a video on the real game awards. Shameless stuff like this should be exposed.

[@darken2417]

True

[@philcollins5890]

Even the Keighley Shame Awards themselves aren't paywalled.

[@slash7242]

This stream will get more views than the real game awards show, heil Synthler

[@too_ql]

"why is my owner talking to a machine?" - Samantha

[@LM16813]

@@too_ql how stupid do you think Samantha is ? She probably knows every Breakers and Yu-Gi-Oh meta currently trending.

[@youdontsay193]

2:08:29 no fucking way they nominated the troonborne kart shit. All those people in Minecraft now

[@youdontsay193]

They also nominated tekken 8 for the biggest cashgrab yet it got 39% of votes on best fighting game. Please, earth is only for humans

[@euric869]

The supposed real gaymers that watch sidescrollers and co. Only seem to like the most astroturfed and mid slop color me surprised.

[@reverselee3218]

Real Pay-pigs

[@iWannaGrapeMai-frfr]

[@Just_a_turtle_chad]

It's perfectly okay to be anglo saxon

[@PuarLivesMatter]

The "Real" Game Awards feels like a parody. Since they're all controlled opposition I wouldn't be surprised if the intention was to legitimise Geoff Keighley's Game Awards while also scamming their own audience and pretending their voice matters.

[@philcollins5890]

Gotta love Side Grifters.

[@happyfaults]

Yeah that definitely feels like it. Notice how it's all just a circlejerk, what with them giving each other awards and stuff. Way more incestuous than the Dorito Pope's Game Awards.

[@Manic_Panic]

This video made me despise the controlled opposition even further (side scrollers and friends). These people do not play video games, they're nearly as bad as the wokes. Gaming needs to be a niche hobby again.

[@youdontsay193]

They should keep themselves safe

[@bobertson654]

*Stuttering Craig should’ve stuck to top tens.*

[@philcollins5890]

Grifting Craig.

[@SilverSterling5]

The REAL Game Awards might just be as bad as Geoff Keighley's Consoomer Awards.... Imagine that... Also RIP in Pepperoni for another 6 months because Henry just had to go against his gay inclinations to have a bit of a barnyard tussle with a foidling...

[@PuarLivesMatter]

If Synth made his own Game Awards this is what would win. Best Narrative - Breakers Best Score - Breakers Best Performance - Puar Games for Impact - Breakers Best Adventure Game - Breakers Best Role Playing Game - Breakers Best Fighting Game - Breakers Best Family Game - Breakers Best Sports/Racing Game - Puar Cart Best Multiplayer - Breakers Most Anticipated Game - Breakers 2 Best Art Direction - Breakers Best Game Direction - Breakers Best Action Game - Breakers Best Audio Design - Breakers Best Ongoing Game - Breakers Best Community Support - Dimps Players' Voice - The Synthetic Man Best Adaptation - Breakers: The Movie Game of the Year - Dustborn

[@martingreer2714]

Do you have the start of the stream/know who does?

[@philcollins5890]

Honorable Mentions: Dragon's Dogma 2 and Space Marine 2.

[@philcollins5890]

@@martingreer2714 Kiwifarms dude.

[@GezimGjyli]

KZbin is so lame, for some bad quality graphics tits a stream gets shutdown

[@Marako0524]

The new Doom’s music without an actual artist is just the most monotone slop ever.

[@darken2417]

Synth there is something you need to know about KCD1, hope you read this. It actually had a full on Rags-tier fetish quest, the worst quest in the game. I didn't bring it up because I didn't want to ruin the game for you but this would actually work if you need video clips for the KCD2 rant video. Its the other quest you picked up from the Hussite priest, the one about the Forest Witches and the herbalist. Its bad, really bad. Not only due to the extremely disgusting fetish stuff but also because its just not a good quest structure. A quest with no other way to handle it and no way to avoid the fetish stuff without failing the quest. Literally the meme of "You have no choice Chud, do it or fail the quest Bigot!" Essentially it starts out with you getting smeared by hallucinogenic ointment. There is no choice in this, if you try to talk to the Forest Witches to do the quest then its over, you will get smeared and then Rags writing starts. The game doesn't let you be smart and avoid it. You can't equip your shield and choose to keep her back before smearing you. And you can't cure yourself if you have high alchemy. You just have to take it and accept the quest writer's fetish. After getting smeared you also don't get the choice to say no to participating in it, you are stuck there until you do it. The only other option is to nope out of there when you see the Witches doing their ceremony which fails the quest and then you get yelled at by the priest for not doing the quest.

[@ExtremeMan10]

@@darken2417 The quest is mainly bad because no matter what outcome you choose, the quest ends the same and you are forced to pick bad choices. If you dont show yourself to women in clearing the quest wont progress normally and if you dont fight the "demons" and let them be, all three women will be gone. If you save them, you basically took out innocent men who mistook you for bandit. No matter the outcome, you lose reputation. Also the quests has the two men attacking you titled "bandits" for some reason.

[@darken2417]

@@ExtremeMan10 Its also another one of those quests that if you do it normally it will take away your chastity without a choice. So no virgin achievement. The devs wanted you to talk to the Witches and get smeared. That was the intended experience since all the other outcomes have nothing. This is why I think the person who wrote it just wanted to shove his fetish into our faces. Especially since everyone has to talk to the priest for the main quest and so most people would have picked up this quest.

[@jkfd97]

Since when has the Baldur's Gate 3 megafan ever had a problem with beastiality?

[@levijackson767]

I thought I was in Breakers withdraws but no I've been in Puar withdraws. All Trve Synthcels need Puar gameplay, that sweet sweet "That was Scawy" Kino.

[@dragonkillerz75]

I miss him playing the goofy alien

[@charlie1234500]

Farmer with a shotgun bros, where you at?

[@BlainAGoddamnSxXxxlT-Rex]

​@@charlie1234500 The OG's

[@ExtremeMan10]

Fromsoft getting good company award is bizzare. They left all their main titles without online for half a year while only fixing it for Elden Ring so people would only play it and get more money, then community fixed it for them and offered them code for the netcode for free, From disagreed and instead we got it back in summer. Same company that banned hundreds of innocent players for duped items forcibly getting into inventory by cheaters and hackers. Same company that knew about security breach since Dark Souls 2 and did nothing, potentially allowing dangerous bypass to thousands of peoples computers. Rockstar got grilled for having servees down for a week, yet Fromsoft gets free pass with all of this.

[@philcollins5890]

And Elden Ring being a glitchy poorly optimized mess for weeks after launch.

[@maskva-u6f]

​@@philcollins5890elden ring was huge disappointment I hoping for something more epic

[@happyfaults]

My only tangible memory of the stream is the now dead link. Rip

[@PuarLivesMatter]

Relax guy on kiwi farms records everything

[@philcollins5890]

Go the Synthetic Man Appreciation Thread, bro.

[@happyfaults]

@@PuarLivesMatter Hope the Toha Heavy Industries guy's got it up. He always has them in 1080p

[@PuarLivesMatter]

​@@happyfaults I don't like the text to speech but respect for him saving chat

[@xarioskane]

Does he have a youtube channel or something? ​@PuarLivesMatter

[@charlie1234500]

Y u no Puar Gaming?

[@solomani-42]

[@cavestudios8944]

This unlisted video is a good place to ask where the synthcells congregate. I just got banned from everything for complaining about KCD2

[@katzenwerfer]

KZbin comments is the only large place for better or for worse. Next might be the Kiwifarms thread and some small Discord servers.

[@torrasque0151]

@@katzenwerfer I got kicked out of one of the discords for inactivity qq

[@cavestudios8944]

@katzenwerfer I'm ok with discord servers, care to share a link, only with the /xxxxx part?

[@charlie1234500]

Imagine the game that was directed by a toucan took this channel down lmao

[@GameSenseGamer]

[@LumosX]

[@PuarLivesMatter]

2:12:20 Kirsche isn't based. She believes in the 6 million. There's no such thing as a based V-Tuber.

[@darken2417]

I believe. To me its just a funny edgy joke to talk about the numbers. Rather not end up like the Fuentes spergs and care as much that they do. Being based for me mainly means that you don't like gae stuff. That said, it is rare for Vtubers to have this view. If the criteria is that number then Neuro actually is a vtuber that said she doesn't believe that event even happened.

[@tenjiurichero]

Facts

[@Hoarselycry]

> no such thing as a based V-Tuber I guess TheTrollVtuber is relatively based, though he’s definitely an exception, but otherwise yeah, they’re all silly billies lol.

[@discordapplications7606]

Not based but the fact she broke that DEI was going underground in the form of BRIDGE is probably the most important news we’ve had all year.

[@budsunny]

Oy vey

[@philcollins5890]

To the dude in chat who kept asking if the game Clair Obscura looks good, from what I've heard Sweet Baby themselves was hired to work on it.

[@cavestudios8944]

Fuck my life

[@BlainAGoddamnSxXxxlT-Rex]

Channel warning just recently got removed, gains another one by accident and in the same stream everyone wants to start a war with the Side Scroller guys lmao. I'm kinda getting Mauler flashbacks here with the shadow banned consequences that came after.

[@discordapplications7606]

Pick up Soph!

[@vknives]

Gamers Rise Up

[@torrasque0151]

Immortals of Aveum replay when?

[@GM-ds2ju]

futagate 2

[@philcollins5890]

Full play through slop stream like before.

[@BlainAGoddamnSxXxxlT-Rex]

​@@philcollins5890 South of Midnight.

[@PuarLivesMatter]

ShreddedNerd was Dead Domain all along 😞

[@zmss8537]

you got the forbidden stream ready yet ?

[@philcollins5890]

ShreDEAD Nerd.

[@PuarLivesMatter]

​@@zmss8537kiwi farms Synth's thread

[@montypython5521]

@@philcollins5890IT's SHrEdeaD nErD.

[@DeadInternetDespot]

42:50 id accept an invite, would be good fun. Carlsama btw.

[@buneyecat]

[@shimshonrudijager9043]

Theresa scene was worth strike imo, shit looked real just like in my dreams

[@ExtremeMan10]

Only thing missing is Cumans in the backround talking hungarian some random stuff, your dream having constant camera angle changes like in Michael Bay movie and more dreams inside that dream and its perfect.

[@shimshonrudijager9043]

@ExtremeMan10 ngl that sounds like actual romance scene from upcoming second game

[@PuarLivesMatter]

She had some fine melons

[@too_ql]

My dreams of those stuff are in pov but you do you 😁

[@torrasque0151]

@@too_ql What p0rn addiction does to a mf.

[@darken2417]

Synth you NEED to review the Grift Awards. You can't let them get away with this. It was almost as cringe as the regular awards. Also Arch and Razorfist both sold out and went full Libertarian. They couldn't even have a Woke category and tried to skirt around it. Wasn't even named DEI at least. Also they played trailers for BOOMER pixel slop. The real gamers are broke and couldn't pay $30 to vote even if they wanted to lol.

[@BlackMetalVengeance]

Wasn't Razor always a lolbert to begin with? He and Styx weren't all that different at the end of the day.

[@darken2417]

@@BlackMetalVengeance True, but he was less cringe at least. Although he has always worn eyeliner under his shades so maybe he just seemed less cringe before he started removing the shades.

[@George_the_gun_walker]

I hope Carl gets invited to the podcast frfr ong 🤯

[@PuarLivesMatter]

Synth unfairly badmouthed you for being Carl's number one fan

[@husky6672]

why can't carl e mail synth? carl gotta take the initiative!

[@George_the_gun_walker]

He doesnt wanna feel like hes demanding something​@@husky6672

[@potatoesandtrash3078]

I looked for this stream to finish it. Then I found it got a guidelines strike LOL

[@philcollins5890]

My God, the Real Game Awards being paywalled was already bad enough, but pay to vote too? You almost have to give Side Grifters credit for just doubling down on the scam.

[@noodle1665]

It's kind of ridiculous that in game content, that's rated by esrb for adults mind you can be just taken down like that. KZbin is just a mess.

[@unimusha77]

This stream was peak, the unhinged rants were flowing. Had to suffer thru some mid ones but this stream was special.

[@budsunny]

Looking at the chat replay I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks Gundam is annoying and definitely a drag lover. Also I agree with others that there should be a Synthetic Awards stream. No $30 fee entry crap, just actual free votes.

[@maskva-u6f]

41:40 god chosen people is people of the church

[@Hoarselycry]

Thanks for the stream, chud.

[@PuarLivesMatter]

I'll be looking forward to the Grifting Awards!

[@Dragzilla66]

I just left a big rant comment on the "REAL GAME WARDS" slop ass live stream video.

[@Dragzilla66]

@Crossbarbée 30K bots? I can believe that. So many copy and paste "positive" comments with faceless pfps!

[@Dragzilla66]

@Crossbarbée $It's all a big fat grift; people could make their own game awards for free like a tiers list lol. My comment is hidden in the newest filter, it won't show up on top comments unless it gets some likes.

[@FrCata]

The "real" game awards part was so cringe. As others here have said, it was 100% controlled opposition. And i'm sort of disapointed since i watch It'sAGundam often, also Kabrutus and ArchCast but it's rare to see videos talking about stuff that’s new or not obvious regarding DEI in games. Also, what the hell with Kirsche ? Why does so much peoples sell her as based ? I think she sound like pretty much every Vtubers, cringe.

[@torrasque0151]

She hammers down on BRIDGE when everyone else says "DEI is over guys! We won!"

[@youdontsay193]

​@@torrasque0151she's probably fine with gay stuff as long as it's optional like every other "based" woman. Based women are like trans women

[@torrasque0151]

@@youdontsay193 But the race stuff is more important than the gay stuff IMO and she's decent on that subject.

[@BlackMetalVengeance]

Kirche is a libertarian at best and people mistake her shining a light on DEI as her being a real chud. She often brings up her mother's ex being a WN 1.0 as an example of bad people.

[@youdontsay193]

​​@@torrasque0151she literally just lusted over a burly black dude in the video. She also sperged out about being called a coalburner over this lol

[@maskva-u6f]

Bluepoint games was working on a live-service god of war And sony canceled

[@eotikurac]

3:22:12 this why the jolly heretic is now unwatchable. he sold out, was given a handler at around 80k subs and is now a completely irrelevant, boring channel.

[@BlackMetalVengeance]

I remember when he was still entertaining and informative to watch, then he started making videos on weird unrelated things.

[@BlainAGoddamnSxXxxlT-Rex]

I looked into his channel and watched him for a little bit last year, but thought the same. Also I know Paul Joseph Watson (not his real name) is popular among us, but I find him highly suspicious. I use to watch him, but just can't put my finger on him. He comes/grew up in the same city/area as me too (doesn't sound like it though), just think of the Norf FC meme lol. We tend to know when people are 🐂crapping us and we can read people pretty well etc. too (though again Norf FC at the end of the day lol.) His videos are basically all the same, he just tells us how shit things are. Doesn't say anything negative about Trump and Farage etc. He doesn't cover certain topics either, the last Moscow "terrorist" attack springs to mind, red flags were everywhere with that. Also he's very popular while openly talking about Israel etc. and has thumbnails with the flag too. From what I remember he used to work under Alex Jones as well. Another highly suspicious person on "our side".

[@eotikurac]

@@BlainAGoddamnSxXxxlT-Rex pjw is sus, i agree. as long as you think for yourself people like him are not important.

[@BlainAGoddamnSxXxxlT-Rex]

​@Crossbarbée Well he did at least go to school in my home city. In the past when I used my football/soccer teams forum, you had a general section for non football stuff and when people were talking about him once someone mentioned that he was in the same year as him at school. I knew he was from the same place before that too. Also the guy did mention he was weird back then, though the site owner and mods are all lefties which then trickles down to most of the regular posters who posted. Anything that went against them was stamped out. I kept a low profile with my power level lol.

[@BlainAGoddamnSxXxxlT-Rex]

​@@eotikurac The more you get older, the more this makes sense.

[@SkitterTheSauceMan]

SOMEONE POST LINKS TO DELETED STREAM WITH CHAT WINDOW PLEASE THANK YOU LOVE YOU

[@PuarLivesMatter]

Go to Synth's kiwi farms

[@al7agool]

I found the Real Stream Here is also reaction too The Real Game awards 1:40:10

[@SCHIERKE_252]

Based henry

[@ItsMcDude]

I think you need a Rumble backup for all your stuff if you haven't already made one.

[@torrasque0151]

He's way too lazy for that. His KF "appreciation thread" is archiving everything anyway.

[@Lintahlo]

😂😂 KZbin doesn’t like that

[@xarioskane]

Goated stream, honestly

[@maskva-u6f]

Only interesting game on Xbox show was Doom: the dark ages So my KCD 2 mony going for Doom

[@maskva-u6f]

You have to play Monster hunter rise before Asmongold 😅 Or play horizon zero forbidden west

[@l1ndane]

What a stream...