Got his hopes up

[@JoyZofSoRRoW]

...... Is Canada going Helldivers before us Americans?!?!?! ... Im suddenly both ashamed and offended...

[@Gremlinke96]

TBH the Helldivers aren't even american, the lore states the world was united by Swedes XD kzbin.info/www/bejne/gYbYcpWsn5mNbdk

[@Galko655e]

I'm sure Canada meant a way to use "Spiders from Mars" to practice the Geneva checklist on Earth. He did say "Because the Geneva checklist only applies to things with two legs on this planet"

[@ShawnF6FHellcat]

Instead of democracy, they're going to spread war crimes to the galaxy!

[@Minalkra]

I'm not! Hell, I figured it'd be either them or the Aussies first and us Yanks would be second.

[@thargs9184]

just be thankful its not the australian going and taming them..

[@TakoyaKyono]

Poor Canada thought that they had a way of circumventing the Geneva Suggestion....

[@LucanVaris]

I mean, the Geneva Convention doesn't apply to _Mars..._

[@NAP_Official]

you mean the Geneva Checklist right...?

[@whirledpeaz5758]

It's not a war crime the first time. TFE

[@Maybe_Me_Maybe_Not]

Wait so you’re telling me that circumventing Canada’s job isn’t what they were founded for?

[@mapletouqe]

That's good for other nations, not good for us. We can't have our fun anymore...

[@smitty314]

Canada has two modes. Annoyingly apologetic and walking war crime. There is no middle ground

[@rangelo7281]

We learned that from the geese

[@annoyingPoe15]

There is a middle ground it's worse then both

[@crustybomb115]

there is a middle ground, its called mixing both. such is the propper canadian way, perfectly taught to every canadian in the form of a canadian goose...

[@WE_DONT_LIE]

The middle ground is civil unrest lol

[@ShawnF6FHellcat]

We call the first mode "Hockey Season"

[@davidkueny2444]

Canada doesn't think of it as a checklist. To them, it's a scorecard. If it was a checklist, they'd only commit each warcrime once. That's not their style. They think they get more points for repeating each war crime.

[@janzwendelaar907]

It works like a GH combo meter and they're going for a FC

[@RTJsims]

The planets spiciest game of bingo

[@subduedpotato7216]

We are the reason why the Geneva checklist exists in the first place. Even if that isn't true, it warms my cold Canadian heart immensely to believe it. I would advise against harshing my mello, lest I create a new line on that checklist

[@ObiJonKenobi0030]

Finally, someone gets us. There's a lot of repressed feeling going on when all we are is sorry. We need some giant spiders or something to vent on.

[@3.142-x3b]

@@RTJsims Difference is you yell "Geneva!" when you get a full row

[@Crazyashley42]

"DON'T TOUCH THE BOATS!" Japan's PTSD has been awakened.

[@rain321q]

BOOTS*

[@xKontractKi11er]

If you haven't watch the video on the Japenese raid on Pearl Harbor. You should, it's really interesting and as awful as it was towards us, the Japenese dropped the ball big time. If they had pulled their plan off perfectly, Nobody would of survived pearl harbor

[@CallanElliott]

It would only have been better if he'd started talking like an anime girl halfway through that sentence.

[@meeeeperbob]

“I would like to have nuclear weapons” so calm

[@roetemeteor]

Well you sure as shit won't get them screaming.

[@palpatinethesenatehog7086]

Poland asked calmly.

[@peekaboopeekaboo1165]

​@@palpatinethesenatehog7086 Poland is compromised by the Yanks. 🤦

[@chrisb7198]

Them staying calm and asking politely is very scary.

[@VonGoth]

And an F-22 Raptor... or 7?

[@feathers457]

“Would you touch me” 💀 laughed so hard I choked.

[@Oklahoma_is_me]

Dude I died

[@ChewyAmpersand]

Even Raptor looked shocked 😂

[@bamacopeland4372]

I spat my beer out laughing

[@Chokah]

@@ChewyAmpersand It's like hearing yourself on a recording. "Do I sound like that?!"

[@deed5811]

F22 - "Is it that creepy when I do it?" 😂🤣

[@noneedtoknow07]

The question with America boats is not "will you touch me" it's "Are you sure you want to do that?"

[@badmaninc.536]

Ah yes the ol’ Gygaxian question. Stops idiots in their tracks nearly every time.

[@thedragonreborn9856]

Tell me you’re a DM without telling me you’re a DM

[@BenSuzuki]

​@@thedragonreborn9856I thought the same. I step into the dark hallway... Are you sure you want to do that?

[@F14thunderhawk]

remember, the favorite response of the US Navy is Proportional response. and 100% is a proportion.

[@michaelbenjmitchell1]

@@BenSuzuki I would if I was heavily armed with a Pulse rifle and a Smart gun. Always be Prepared for anything.

[@ishootitarw]

Poland as little Texas is funny. What's funnier is how fast Poland is to buying weapons systems the second they're available they buy. They've ordered stuff we haven't even built for ourselves yet.

[@mareczek00713]

Yeah, I laughed like a madman when I realised that US had like 350 HIMARS when our president announced we plan to buy 500 xD

[@jennifergarrett1449]

Russia and Belarus have been flexing their wimpy muscles along Polands borders since before Russia invaded Ukraine, so yeah, I dont blame them for beefing up

[@DriveCarToBar]

I can't blame Poland one bit. Each time Europe breaks into a bar brawl, Poland is that dude sitting there trying to mind his own business, but somehow catches a flying beer bottle to the head and has to go to the hospital. He's been getting the find out part for years and figures he's gonna get in on the fuck around bit this time.

[@Animal_veil23]

@@DriveCarToBar Poland has decided that the speed bump of Europe will now have teeth.

[@VoiceOfTheEmperor]

Poland is Europe's Florida Man at this point. And that powder keg is just waiting for a match to drop.

[@georgedowson2987]

In the classic civ-game Alpha Centauri, you can't use nukes on enemies without first repealing the UN charter on human rights. In the expansion, where two alien species also are present, you can do WHATEVER you like to the aliens (nukes, chemical and biological warfare) since the UN charter simply doesn't apply to non humans. If you want to do some Maple-flavoured roleplay.

[@Mamorufumio]

that reminds me that game just re-released on steam

[@LackofFaithify]

Who needs those when you have the worms

[@meatpuppet5036]

Human Rights are for Humans only Xenos.

[@meatpuppet5036]

Human Rights are for Humans only xenos.

[@Ryvaken]

@@Mamorufumio ...does it actually work better or should I stick with the cracked and fan patched to work better on a modern system stuff that I've got?

[@marimcgee8379]

All these protests got America itching like crazy.

[@nsatoday]

I’d say they are more like rally’s lead by professors that have been teaching the ideology of the bad guys for 20 years or so and are now nationally exposed

[@pogo1140]

Freedom is scary

[@GigaHellblaze]

I live in a college town and we don't take likely to squatters sitting on campus grounds and spread trash and feces all over the place. Gross. Damn these kids. Where's the fucking time machine Delorian car when I need it so I can go back to the 80s where gas was only $1 and McDonalds burgers were only $1!?

[@satakrionkryptomortis]

@@pogo1140 its more the lack of education, reason and ability to think for them self advanced by some apps to dumb the stupid even further.

[@RaulGonzalez-to1xb]

Dumb kids

[@jaynecobb7964]

I make it a point to send these to my Canadian in laws and they love your stuff. Theyre especially fond of ,"When the soory stops, the war crimes start". Keep it up!!!

[@Ben_Kimber]

Sometimes it concerns me that some people (myself included) in Canada are oddly proud of our past brutality in war, but it’s also very amusing. I think the funniest part is that there’s such a clear duality of the behaviour of Canadians between peacetime and wartime. Like there’s no in-between. We’re either fully polite or we’re adding to the Geneva Conventions.

[@corq]

O Canada! With respect to Monty Python: "No one expects the Canadian Inquistion..." Being polite for all those years, the Canadian superego finally decides to go on holiday.

[@anareel4562]

​@@Ben_KimberIt conerns the RCMP as well, they put out a paper a few weeks ago that said "Canadians could become a threat to national security if they realize they'll never be able to own a home" 😂😂

[@paulleach3612]

@@Ben_Kimber It's either bacon and maple syrup alongside fresh coffee or their liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

[@samzorn4656]

Canadians: the only people that can switch from Dudley Do-Right to Trevor Phillips in a nanosecond.

[@EhZeeGee]

"I'm going to be honest with you Guys. Is it that creepy when I do it?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣That one got me.

[@elduquecaradura1468]

Be careful, the kid is becoming self aware xD

[@knight838_]

i don't even think its all that creepy when the kid does it, there is just a ton of sexual suggestion in his tone that i need an extra layer of clothes to feel like i'm not being undressed with his radar

[@wildstorm74]

"No, it's somehow creeper when you do it" The kid is getting smarter and stronger every day, soon. Uncle Sam would need a lot of stronger containers to stop our boy.😒

[@kdavidsmith1]

Here in CA it isn't that we have noticed, it that we know if we ignore them long enough they'll go away.

[@davidgoodnow269]

Yup . . . they graduate, and can't afford rent . . . . Gotta make room for next year's write-offs!

[@faykeaute7545]

As I am also named David I feel compelled to comment. In SD that's certainly the hope. If we give them attention they really will escalate. I've only seen trace elements in our corporate agendas throughout the county. Colleges, I can only imagine the CSU schools have become even more unsavory.

[@PopEwLair]

well i guess you could apply that logic to the homeless, y’all in California are ignoring them and so they’re going away

[@dom-hx7ki]

​@PopEwLair to be honest most homeless people I come across, have told me they deserved it because they fucked up in their life badly. I dunno if I am supposed to feel bad or just ignore it.

[@someguy8412]

Just out of curiosity, do they have to stop Canada from yelling out bingo. when they are reading out the Geneva convention.😂

[@davidgoodnow269]

That's maybe the funniest joke I have read in a while.

[@Mr.Massenko]

That "Dibs" killed me 😂😂😂

[@ISAFMobius18]

The international dibs policy is unbreakable

[@beng7844]

I was hoping the F-35 would fight HIMARS for dibs 😂

[@kamounknown6857]

Fkn A right it did 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@carsemonkey1]

Apparently, Russia doesn't know about the intergalactic dibs rule

[@SteveInLava]

Japan's PTSD every time America tells someone not to touch their boats

[@michaelyoung7261]

It is an earned ptsd. I mean, we did drop two band new suns on the empire of the rising sun… oh look at all that anime …

[@peekaboopeekaboo1165]

​@@michaelyoung7261 Misogyny and Pedophilia

[@Taolan8472]

I mean, we dropped bombs so big, their dicks got smaller. Or at least thats what the South Park historical documentary says.

[@kevincloud574]

​@@michaelyoung7261anime is just mutated cartoons

[@crustybomb115]

to be fair, theyre the only country on the planet that had to deal with having 2 sunrises in 1 day... twice...

[@tolson57]

Arleigh Burke just got an excellent catchphrase! I had Diet Dr. Pepper spray out my nose!

[@irishbrewgaming2296]

i missed the dr part and thought you said you had pepper spray in your nose XD like that's mf metal right there

[@satakrionkryptomortis]

do not...i repeat...do not touch the boats. it triggers some weird fetishes in us gov heads.

[@michaelbenjmitchell1]

@@satakrionkryptomortis And *DO NOT TOUCH OUR BASES!* either.

[@playerguy2]

1:03 "Hmm, that's a solid argument, [Poland]. Yes." "Nu!" "Maybe."

[@janieawolf]

I love how Russia was afraid of Poland getting nukes, but the threat of an F-22 he’s like “your punk vessel is no match for me”

[@jplabs456]

It may only be four minutes but HLC videos continue to make me laugh harder and longer than most hour-long comedy specials

[@St33lStrife]

'I switch to winning side now' About time, Germany.

[@donvielenio8956]

It's easier to win, if you have to face only Russia and not Russia, the rest of Europe and the USA, basically all on your own. Being on the same side as the US might also help a bit in winning.

[@h.a.9880]

Weeeell... admittedly, the two previous times, we had our hopes up we'd be on the winning side as well. Three time's the charm, eh? _Now if only that bald mofo in Berlin would deliver some Taurus..._

[@drd675]

I am glad Germany is on our side. Yes, their military capability has lacked in the last few decades, but it is still a large nation that could really kick in military industrialisation rapidly if needed. Think about it Germany, you could be in a World War and the Royal navy ISN'T blockading you this time. Unrestricted materials...mmmm

[@peekaboopeekaboo1165]

​@@drd675 Germany got compromised by the Yanks.

[@BattleshipOrion]

TO be fair though, the first time was so fricked, the winning side was hard to tell 'til; we got involved.

[@shockwavegaming5907]

With the way the subtitles work I thought the S500 was called "Dibs" lol

[@recklesssquirel5962]

It is now. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@MinnesotaCouchpotato]

Yeah. Subtitles are messed up. It took me a moment to figure out why it's so bad to mess with America's boots.

[@delphy2478]

it will be soon

[@PSNPerfectNinja]

Don't touch the boots ​@@MinnesotaCouchpotato

[@joecool8315]

Bro that destroyed me too 😂

[@dylbarrett6428]

"Slavic special ed" was hilarious

[@TheJoeSwanon]

That was ingenious

[@davidprosser7278]

Saved me saying it. Def very funny.

[@runpullfourskinz6796]

I always thought America was the one leading everyone in Starship Troopers. Turns out it's actually Canada.

[@korbell1089]

"DIBS!" 🤣🤣🤣 And Canada preparing to go to Mars for a little managed Democracy!

[@NascarF1_driver]

“Would you touch me? I’d touch me” NAH THATS WORST THAN THE KID’S LINE LMAO🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Mamorufumio]

i swear burke hasn't calmed down since micheal bay made that TV show focused around one of his class

[@Spiritofeowyn]

Such a navy line.

[@OddlyIncredible]

Best part is how the boat had a squinty eye - it was channeling its inner Popeye.

[@Z-vx6us]

"Come here little f22, I HAVE CHINESE!"

[@NAP_Official]

"Oh I love Chinese food... Dad Please?"

[@longwlenguyen4214]

@@NAP_OfficialSolid Congressional no.

[@marcusrauch4223]

I read this with the F-22 voice.

[@taemien9219]

Poland: "Can I have nuclear weapons here?" US: "...maybe." Poland: "Can we have the F2-" US: "No!"

[@tisanaluk]

You know you are the Danger. When your country is willing to handing out the nuke before handing out you.

[@dm_curt]

2:06 "I'll stop interrupting your speaking and go back to interrupting your shoddy equipment"

[@WinVisten]

3:31 I *LOVE* how everyone is just completely speechless for a few seconds.

[@internetzenmaster8952]

"I would like to have nuclear weapons" - The calm delivery on that line made me burst out laughing. Well played HLC, well played. (So glad I put my drink down when watching this!)

[@clarkstone439]

i need to follow that advice for these videos. the amount of times ive spat my lunch, my juice, my protien shake.. all over my poor phone is kinda embarressing. this guy does good work, though, doesnt he?

[@KnawedOne]

👍🏽

[@jacobgomos2418]

It was definitely a hilarious moment. United States comments on hostilities in Europe dying down a bit, Poland talks about wanting nuclear weapons and then panic ensues until the reasoning begins. And it was indescribably funny how raptor found out how creepy he was being when someone else was doing the same thing. Like he looked in a mirror but saw someone else’s face.

[@jackclark1994]

it's like hearing yourself in a recording for the first time 😂😂

[@massgunner4152]

Russian prisoners: "why don't you just kill me?" German jail: "am a villain, not a monster"

[@TheOneWhoMightBe]

...anymore.

[@christianpalmer]

​@@TheOneWhoMightBethe us took that role unfortunately

[@Aqueox]

@@TheOneWhoMightBe Anymore? Never was. You will dedicate more time to White Christian history studies.

[@Jinxx_Gamin]

​​@@AqueoxUm do you not know about the Holocaust or the SS

[@WoTBlitzAddict]

The pillows in "nice" German prisons sold it 😂

[@frankbebey3933]

"So... don't touch my boots..." Japan (looks like they're gonna poo themselves): "DONT. TOUCH. THE. BOOOTS!!!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ZeForgottenSword]

"I would like to have nuclear weapons" *Poland said calmly.*

[@eldorados_lost_searcher]

Yup, that's what I was thinking of.

[@OddlyIncredible]

And then provides salient reasoning as to why. Scary, _squared._

[@shawnm1902]

This is one of those angry irrational guy gets calm and rational moments isn't it?

[@OddlyIncredible]

@@shawnm1902 Yep, complete with all that entails.

[@mareczek00713]

Remember - when we scream or shout we're planning, when we speak calmly we already have a plan ;)

[@cutedogsgettingcuddles9862]

22 still wants to help Poland find its missing puppy.

[@Gotenhanku]

He also remembers that they have CHINESE and he wants some.

[@mr.bojangles6111]

It says something that we're more willing to give Poland nukes than we are the F-22. It's "Sure, we'll consider giving you a weaponized sun" vs. "Give you The Kid? No, we value civilization too much to unleash him." Look, I never said it was a *good* something...

[@c0d3warrior]

Well the nukes still have to be enabled in DC, otherwise they're just dirty bombs with next to no yield. The F-22 on the other hand can be used without explicit permission.

[@Intrepidice]

The exploding sun in a can only be dropped once per bucket. The kid can always return to base for a reload and refuel. Until it is declassified that it is not only built around spite, but its fuel is self-generating spite, I am going to continue living in a world where it can in theory run out of gas.

[@davidgoodnow269]

I _suspect_ 22 is still so far ahead of everything else in the world, that *nobody* gets even a ride-along! I was _pissed_ that _it_ is what was sent to intercept a _state-of-the-art spy balloon platform_ loaded with every kind of high-resolution sensor _possible_ to build! Did you see that thing? 100+ square meters of framework . . . that's a lot of gear!

[@VarangianGuard13]

Oh, Canada.. Keep going, please. We adore you down here. Sincerely, Colorado.

[@MrHyperion2011]

Canada is like 50 years late to the party. Ziggy Stardust already told us about the spiders.

[@MV_Koron]

"It's somehow way creepier when you do it" 😂

[@tonyb7571]

Got the would you touch me joke out the next day?!?!?! Bravo good sir lmao

[@dr.floridamanphd]

That’s a Silence of the Lambs reference.

[@tonyb7571]

​@@dr.floridamanphd it was brought up in last nights stream and a play off the Kid

[@dr.floridamanphd]

@@tonyb7571 which was made famous in the 1991 movie Silence of the Lambs. People have been riffing on that line for 33 years this year.

[@cybermiester]

Canadian here. I'm wondering why people miss the entire point of why Canada's a frothing homicidal maniac in war... People fuck with our friends, they find out! Don't mess with America's boats, don't mess with Canada's friends. Same thing! Ain't friendship nice?

[@a.q.seawolf4999]

As an American, I, too, value friendship. Specifically, your country's and mine.

[@grefire1947]

Maybe cause the CAF is in such a state of disrepair due to multiple internal issues and also external such as progressively getting defunded (Our North, Strong and Free funding document is a joke since there are only promises of funding but no commitment) that its capabilities for waging any type of war is slightly below average. It constantly needs support from allies to get anywhere, has to burrow necessary fighting equipment like tanks and transport helicopters from allies, some of which was ours to begin with but had to sell early on due to defunding. And also public support for the CAF is minuscule, a lot of people are apathetic to its situation and a portion of people only care about its concerns for the wrong reasons like diversity, workplace ethics and such. People in Canada ride high off the CAF's history of being a good military that punches above its weight and its peacekeeping operations (which are almost minuscule today) and they just dont bother learning what it is right now, public support for funding is rising but its no where near enough to get that funding fast enough. Just had to rant

[@cybermiester]

@@grefire1947 pretty much nothing pisses me off more in Canadian politics than how all of the parties use military spending to score points off each other. One party gains power, they instantly cancel every procurement deal the last government made, saying some bs or other... Just because they can't allow any other party to win anything! This is why we're flying Seaking choppers with more hours than the manufacturer even believed they could survive! Think a Ford truck with two million miles, I believe that's a fair comparison. Grr grrr!

[@Kattorea]

Yes more of this guy * points to cyber* I'm also canadian 😂

[@Blackhawkveteranretired]

Having trained alongside the Canadian,Australian and British armed forces during more than two decades of service I have to say America is in good and slightly scary allied hands.

[@Jackarott]

I gagged when I heard S500 then laughed my ass off when I just see DIBS!!

[@martymartin5302]

“…title of your sex tape” I love the Brooklyn 99 reference. At least that is what I hope you were going for.

[@habitual_linecrosser]

Yup

[@peekaboopeekaboo1165]

​@@habitual_linecrosser Netanyahu and company loves you HLC ... 💀☠️👹👺🖤

[@eliannafreely5725]

@@habitual_linecrosser This joke made me spit coffee and laugh uncontrollably in a Dunkin Donuts, and now everyone is staring, so, thanks!

[@martindinner3621]

​@@eliannafreely5725At least it wasn't a Tim Hortons!

[@VTX00128]

I see it as a reference to a sex tape that Vladimir has on Trump.

[@voidwalker3919]

"Giant Spiders on Mars" THAT STOPPED MY FUCKIN HEART RIGHT THERE.

[@Falcun21]

Russian Badger has prepared us for this with his Earth Defense Force video.

[@kylethomas3224]

Little European Texas 😂😂😂 hell yes, Poland is kicking ass and arming the hell outta it's citizenry. Keep it up you beautiful bastards.

[@sbritton1313]

First off 22 becoming self aware of his tag phrase, and second... CANADA!

[@ThePamastymui]

MTV is a bad influence.

[@matankribus5080]

"propaganda and lies are the name of your sex tape" dude I died xD LMAO

[@BoiStudio]

“America can you stop winning?” “Yesn’t”

[@ISAFMobius18]

Only if other countries stop losing

[@firedragn1188]

I mean as far as I'm aware us Canadians gave them some advice on how to keep winning after their civil war

[@peekaboopeekaboo1165]

​@@ISAFMobius18 Hegemon 🇺🇲 🤦

[@jejeakle]

America: can you stop breaking my stuff and hurting my people

[@BoiStudio]

@@jejeakle don’t touch the boats.

[@shinnidan]

When AB ....wanted to be touched...😂 omg cracked me up!!!😂

[@maxalbon9557]

Do you want good news? No problem! A few days ago, large deposits of Uranium were found in the southern part of Poland :D

[@thetman0068]

Uraaaanium feeeverrr…

[@rickbaird3067]

Was it illegal nuclear waste dumping sites from the USSR or actual uranium ore deposits

[@maxalbon9557]

@@rickbaird3067 deposits, We still don't know how big these deposits are, this is currently being checked

[@davidgoodnow269]

Unsurprising. Uranium is a whole lot more common than most people think. Anywhere that radon gas is a problem for home construction has a major deposit right up near the surface.

[@Jizzzmani]

No wonder, many of first Russian nukes got uranium mined from Poland And many many AK soldiers were sent there while waiting for “capital punishment”

[@SpeedyManCharles]

canada was just about ready to start spreading managed democracy on mars LOL

[@dra6o0n]

Because what's left of Canada might be bad for everyone, after what the PMO did to it. And they are passing new rules to give themselves more powers to themselves and the CRA and such.

[@MagmortaPlaysGames]

"Would you touch me, I'd touch me"... just LOL

[@Veector94]

I lost my shit on that part XD

[@HanSolo__]

No its somechow creepier than that.

[@sovelissskirata8105]

I wish the protests were better covered. Theres multiple groups doing the protesting and they don't all agree (or get along) with each other. But to deadpan them all as the same and the worst case scenario is nuts. Theres also a worry of outside actors setting things up to make it all worse.

[@BrokensoulRider]

I refer you to 2020's Summer of Love where multiple cities across the country were fucking ruined by protest.

[@sovelissskirata8105]

@@BrokensoulRider you somewhat proving my point. Ruined how exactly? Even the vandalism and rioting in Portland was the same 3 blocks each night, it wasn't wide spread. The BLM protests also had a ton of cases of outside actors committing crimes and inciting the riots. Majority of the protests Remained protests. I'd be willing to bet the number would be even higher if the outside agitators and any police escalation (the kettled crowds and got in trouble over time) didn't happen

[@BrokensoulRider]

@@sovelissskirata8105 Do you know how much money cities had to put out to repair what was destroyed? It wasn't just small areas. Minneapolis, Kenosha, parts of Kentucky, even here in my state of Illinois, along with Berkely, Seattle, etc.

[@exilestudios9546]

​@@BrokensoulRidergood and now they now the financial cost of supporting the police. Protests only work if the government fear the costs of not supporting the protesters cause be they social, political, or economic. That's why I think that all these hippy dippy peaceful college kids are morons. What is the point of protesting the actions of your government while still obeying said governments rules? If you do that then where is the incentive for actual change if the government knows that they can do whatever they want and face zero real consequences

[@fulcrum2951]

So basically you want to remove the 1st amendment?​@BrokensoulRider

[@machinist7230]

Its very telling that America is perfectly willing to give nukes to Poland, but somehow, the kid is off the table..😱

[@H3xx1st]

I love the "Would you intercept me" bit, and you just 1Up'd yourself. I'm dying here. Totally right, it's still somehow creepier when the "kid" says it. Haha!

[@Hoshimaru57]

Yeah one of my coworkers was saying something about protesters wanting Jews to wear armbands, and I go “Seriously, has NO BODY looked at a history book recently? This sounds way too similar to something that happened once before. I just can’t seem to put my finger on it.😉”

[@spartan078ben]

Yeah we seen that movie didn't go great for that side...

[@Hoshimaru57]

@@spartan078benand that’s US this time. And as far as I can tell not even the ones everyone was expecting it to be.

[@TheRibottoStudios]

​@@Hoshimaru57oh please after the orange man's run are you surprised people are getting REAL bold with their hatred and bigotry? Now these students have the right to protest. Of course they do. But that's a bit much to say. The Jewish people even want Nethanyahu out ffs.

[@TainyaGaming]

​@@TheRibottoStudios Ignoring the fact that these are paid protesters

[@jinulife8190]

@@TheRibottoStudios Got a friend who'd prefer someone that actually has military skill over just power. Israel is in the right but their government needs new elections.

[@wolfie1979]

A Canada 🇨🇦/Startship Troopers cross over would be amazing. 🤩 😂

[@MsBhappy]

SPACEBALLS

[@RandomTrinidadian]

S500: "Exists" HIMARS : Dibs 😂

[@user-HellcatHemi]

'I'm on my way' 'But I wldnt take that shit fam' Jst when I think I heard the absolute bestest from these guy's they one up themselves & I'm ❤❤it!! 🤓🤓♥️♥️

[@billyjones4978]

When the boat says I touch myself. Reminds of the divinlys song "I touch myself"! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@TheMschipp]

Aussie song, not sure many will get the ref - but yep you right mate.

[@foxicecube]

adam sandlers at a medium pace

[@johnlee3899]

This is genuinly the best episode of your show i think you've ever made. You had me in stitches, near crying from start to finish. Thank you o7

[@TheOneWhoMightBe]

I agree. i was chortling pretty much the whole way through it. DIBS!

[@jobanh7ify]

“I’m raising a generation of idiots” 😂hard to argue with that logic too😂

[@LucanVaris]

Kinda hard _not_ to raise a generation of idiots, when our education system has been underfunded and needing an overhaul for decades.

[@HANKSANDY69420]

​@@LucanVaris *Well the DOE is unconstitutional to begin with.*

[@joeycampbell940]

I think it's funny he doesn't realize he has the same mentality.

[@madman026]

@@LucanVaris lol unfunded my ass they get 191 billion a year we spend 8x more than any other country yet produce shit why ?>

[@erikwilliam1254]

​@@LucanVaris Well the board of education who decides what's taught in schools and the people they hire at said schools, play a larger role than just the budget.

[@kellibaker8532]

Thanks! I watch these before I go to bed so I’ll be in great mood. I’m always laughing 😊

[@DarkAngelGuyver]

In the words of Letterkenny: "A dibs, is a dibs, is a dibs, bud!"

[@pisarz_milosci9153]

HLC this was the best episode recently. I couldn't hold it XD Lots of love from Little European Texas!

[@outcastmoth78kaminski4]

3:20 Mass activation of Japanese PTSD...

[@skyephoenix801]

We're itching...We Canadians had to spend so much time playing nice and saying sorry all the time that giant, Martian spiders would make a great release.

[@MrExdous69]

I have just discovered your channel and I can’t stop. *LOVE YOUR STUFF!!!! Keep it up!*

[@aidenp6001]

If this active member of the US aid force is saying that “the world is getting closer and closer to something happened twice before”, should we be concerned? And if so, by how much?

[@PaulGAckerman]

"Would you touch me?" is creepier. CTE Popeye's got nothing on the kid. And the worst part about spiders on Mars is that David Bowie did live long enough to see it. Someone way smarter than me needs to rewatch The Prestige and figure out a way to make that device a reality so we can bring Bowie back.

[@anoobnoduhgaming9416]

The speed bump has spicy teeth now

[@Chokah]

The speed bump is turning into a flaming spike strip.

[@theleva7]

Blowing glue, ahem, glowing blue under water

[@OddlyIncredible]

That's just the Cherenkov radiation...

[@jloiben12]

China: Attacks Pearl Harbor as part of a first strike in their invasion of Taiwan. Taiwan: Thanks all the gods. Japan: Oh no. Aren’t they supposed to be the smart ones? Russia: All my forces, get away from China. And for good measure, give America a 500 mile buffer as well. America: Time to turn the saying into the Lands of the Rising Suns

[@peekaboopeekaboo1165]

Fantasy 🤡 Deep State's new al'lie the DPP (and it's LGBTQ agenda) ...

[@SoranoGuardias]

The Christening of West Taiwan.

[@jeremiahd187]

*Beatles fades in from seemingly nowhere until deafening…

[@archangeldo913]

2024: Year of the Rapid Dragon.

[@peekaboopeekaboo1165]

@@SoranoGuardias FYI... DPP embraces LGBTQ agenda.

[@OtownGunner]

"Little European Texas." I'm dead lmao

[@caiushughlanus2070]

No no it's way creepier when you do it.... I'm freaking done lol that was hilarious

[@tooth8551]

These are the BEST videos in educated comedy section!

[@IlIWarGIlI]

i think the japanese are forgiving the accent in these lines... god i still remember the statement "rising SUNS"

[@janzwendelaar907]

Poland about to translate France's nuclear doctrine

[@OddlyIncredible]

"Always be the first and the fastest to 'do unto others'."

[@LockheedMartinF22Raptor7]

He's right, the Houthis can't touch him.

[@apdj94]

2:40 I’m fucking dead 💀

[@ianhunter363]

I'm sorry, is Canada actually excited at the idea of going to war with GIANT SPACE SPIDERS? I mean I get theyre the reason we have the Geneva conventions, but good god man!!!

[@kanehodder3459]

Personally if you watched Exotics Channel the worst the spiders would do is snap at you if you try to take their water dishes.

[@minecraftfox4384]

Helldivers becomes reality

[@alextaylor3380]

Giant alien spiders are no joke! I hope someone gets the reference.

[@eldorados_lost_searcher]

They aren't the reason why, they just contributed more than their share per capita.

[@Mustangofold]

We just wanted to be able to let out some frustrations and do a little Live Action "Its an ugly planet, A Bug Planet!"

[@justinparker1148]

Geneva Checklist 😂😂😂

[@alphamuplays1669]

so close to teaching aliens about Geneva and her suggestions

[@zStormsHD]

I died at that “WOULD YOU TOUCH ME”🤣

[@willypete9439]

I love the psychotic snowy hat, id be psyched about violating spiders from Mars too.

[@metalnmunchies9070]

I swear these videos keep getting funnier and funnier with each new video that you put out.

[@vampseven]

😆😆😆😆😆😆 They just keep getting funnier and funnier.!! I needed this today - thanks for the laughs!!!! 👌🏼👏🏼😎

[@callofdutymaster2643]

W content Also if Russia really dose not want ww3 do not threaten us and our allies. And stuff and Germany Thank you for protecting our bases ❤ 🇺🇸❤️🇩🇪

[@ImThatDeadpool]

Poland and f22 are my favorite characters

[@mowgli2071]

Dude is absolutely obsessed with Buffalo Bill. At some point he's going to make every character he creates say the line

[@bryancampbell9622]

I keep wondering why America won't export the F-22 to Canada, then I get reminded by the check list.😅

[@scottinthewoods]

Damn, HLC made me snort a little while laughing so hard. You're doing great work and I thank you.

[@inquisitor4444]

Solid Brooklyn Nine-nine reference

[@fumarc4501]

The people they “let leave” will be returning to what’s left of their homes when it’s over, right?

[@shawnm1902]

I'm sure there will be another 200b USD "relief" package signed by the USA to rebuild after its over... People returning though? Yeah, idk about that. Almost like there's been a plan in place to relocate them to Europe and NA for nearly 2 decades now...

[@patrickm.4469]

Your longer format talking faces as countries videos are always top notch!

[@lithiumike]

I hurt myself in my laughter. The boot would touch itself. 😂

[@supr3m3panda]

Ah yes, the surefire way to make nobody touch the boats: Make them really weird about it.

[@L.Pondera]

Sweden had their "if you're gay this way" anti submarine signs, sooooo. It could actually work

[@erictrump6273]

Have they let people leave? I thought the borders were closed.

[@malcire]

I think they mean go elsewhere internally. Which some did and some didn't. But considering the state of infrastructure in Gaza, not a whole lot of places to go even if they wanted to.

[@johnalbrecht1628]

Well if you leave you can't come Back once the IDF is done w making so much FUN! So where to go where nobody wants you as a refugee -like the Jews in the late 30's no home for them and were returned in boatloads to Germany and placed into those NOT SO NICE WORK CAMP's while wearing ARM bands! "Your Papers Please"!!!! IDF policy is if you have to a home you can return to w proof of possession etc your papers please - but funny thing is if its destroyed - well then it's not a home so it's not yours so you can't stay in the rubble. Welcome you are now a refugee.

[@skeletonking1027]

DO NOT..... MESS... WIth DU .... BOATS