FUNNY MUKANG | MY FIRST TIME (STORY TIME)

[@tiffanyjohnson103]

I’m so confused you going after guys that’s straight and get mad cause they straight huh??

[@elisacarcamo9005]

Me too,🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔😁😁

[@shannonjohnson3963]

U have the same name as my cousin

[@GotDamnZo]

You don’t listen either you’d get blocked too 😂😂😂😂😂

[@brittanymuse53]

@@GotDamnZo Zo you feel better after that shit???? Lmao. You had me rolling the whole damn video!!!!! Love you. 🖤

[@GotDamnZo]

Pleaseeeee don’t take my Mukbangs serious 😂😂 it’ll make you look dumb

[@kia357]

We need a “Zo After Dark” series!!

[@ginabugg789]

YES WE DO... 😂🤣

[@ELmayberry]

ooh... sounds good

[@yolandamatthews5431]

Yup yup yup

[@ricoscreations]

Yes we do!!!!!!!😂🤣

[@peechesc.9391]

Got my wine now celebrating my mom breast cancer free.. Turn up

[@Thegarciasjourney]

Awe! Congrats to her! 😭😍😍❤️❤️

[@peechesc.9391]

@@Thegarciasjourney thank you 💯💯💋💋💋💋🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

[@bree8437]

this blesses my heart... my grandmother died from it, God is good🙏🏽🙏🏽 glad your mom is free ❤️ congrats !!

[@peechesc.9391]

@@bree8437 thank u mam nd bless ur family nd may she rest in peace i appreciate ur comment... 💯💯💋💋💋💋🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

[@tyeshiataylor]

Yay! 😃💪

[@Mzdedeo]

Zoie calling these people “sissies” is SENDING ME 😂

[@Roni-Ron]

😂😂😂😂 me too😂😂😂

[@lilbit.4468]

✈️✈️🤣

[@Suavay5]

🤣🤣

[@yanaaawyd]

@@lilbit.4468 pls, not the airplane 💀💀

[@justcallmenasia]

when I got to tha part I had to really ask ? who he calling that lolololol

[@AliMari_tv]

It’s the seafood boil on the white comforter for me. It’s giving me anxiety 😩😂

[@GTDyva]

Eating crab on a white bedspread (he started eating on the bedspread before getting the floral blanket) and messing his pants up.. Zoe got $$$$$.

[@ForeverAsiah]

Mine tooooo

[@AliMari_tv]

@@GTDyva 😂 rich ppl problems

[@GTDyva]

You ain't never lie. Def rich people problems!!

[@teeramirez464]

And eating on the bed in general! But that’s his business..😒😂

[@kassidi6967]

Who else loves when zoie does these mukbang’s? They be too funny. 😂😂😂

[@xomoriah1]

TOO damn funny lmao 😭 I love him

[@williebeaman900]

I’m always eating with Zo, when he do mukbangs

[@timyrasimmons7653]

Frl🤣🤣🤣.

[@timyrasimmons7653]

I love him😭❤️.

[@kiamarx9766]

i got my wine so quick, clicked this video fast af😭😭😂

[@kiley7163]

“RUN? I’m not finna run... chileee i should’ve” “baby they knocked the fuck out me I said BOOM OH BOOM OH” I CANTTTTTT 😭😭😭😭😭💀

[@margaretleach5080]

I was over here 😭🤣😂🤣😂🤣😭🤣😂🤣😂

[@learnwithvaehh8358]

LMAOAOAOAOOO

[@GailynnM]

Lmaoooo I read this as soon as he said it💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@hamanda6550]

LMAOOOOOO

[@erikamadera1535]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@ShatayaSatre]

This is not "ENTERTAINMENT" this is him feeling safe enough to tell his truth and talk to his goodjudys. No judgement, no stereotype, and no oppressive energy .. this is the connection that should be made between creator and consumer.

[@angelafranklin2267]

Amen! Zo is priceless!

[@lazierbaem2623]

Someone like you would say something like that

[@kennethboozer6148]

It be like we eating together

[@bpdrave]

YAASSSSS🤞🏽🙌🏽💯

[@traneycethomas8667]

@@lazierbaem2623 what’s wrong with that ?

[@princesscoleman6168]

It’s The “Under The Sea” Cut Off Prayer For Me 🤣🤣

[@trudydunn4662]

“Friends” will not stand and let you get jumped. Everrrrrr. That part had me mad.

[@Ka_buki]

I'm saying

[@dorothyfergusonrealty9856]

Right!

[@bambisokhona1835]

Thank you!

[@puffdatoddler6194]

Literally

[@aminikag]

Me too. I hope he ain’t still messing with him because wtf. And the one who let him take the fall when it was really him. I would’ve been at his door the next day.

[@MizzRoyalty]

*Zoie actually my best friend but he just don’t know it* 🤣💕

[@PersiaBabydoll]

Omg YESSSSSS 😂😂😂 mine toooooooo

[@ashleynewman22121]

Me 3🤭👍

[@lifeaspret3864]

Girl sameeee!!!! I be saying the same thing 😂😂😂

[@itzkeimari5765]

Rightttt😂

[@asiart1087]

Fr tho

[@taniyamagruder3460]

nobody: zo: every guy i dated den got hit by a car and died. WAIT WHAT😭😭😭😭😭

[@ELmayberry]

@Von Lanair 😲 OMG

[@kevinacrumedy9979]

Oh shit Zoe got the voodoo 😳👀 lol

[@terianapride3881]

Von Lanair thats what I figured

[@chellhouston2399]

🤦🏽‍♀️ oh nooooooooooo

[@itzjusnaz]

@Von Lanair oop👀

[@LateshaRenee]

Those guys aren't straight, they're bi curious and scared

[@honeyjohnson8536]

Exactly

[@Dielo1x]

Yuuuo

[@Dielo1x]

Yuup

[@itachistan437]

if they wanna experiment they can. That don’t make them not straight. Just like a woman can experiment and still be straight.

[@jahnoyawalker4227]

@@itachistan437 a woman or a man is definitely not straight if they experiment but that’s fine everybody comes out in their own time but they definitely are bi

[@KareemaBee]

“I said run?” I’m not finna run Chileeeee.. I should’ve 😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀😂😂😂

[@traj4640]

I laughed sooo hard on that part🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@keshayann]

LMAOO i died 😂😭

[@brittanyvanleer8102]

😂😂😂

[@sylviengoyi3305]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dia_diamond7407]

This took me Tf out 🤣😂🤣🤣 I screamed

[@KanyinsTv]

For everyone going through something just know that God doesn’t make mistakes,you just have to let him take control.He has a purpose for you and he may still be working through you 🤎 Don’t forget that you’re loved sm and Jesus is coming soon.

[@sliccchick6505]

Amen 🙏 & ain’t tht the truth

[@aniyajames3615]

Amen

[@Prettyashanti]

Amen❤️🙏🏾

[@lenll8160]

Amen 🙏🏿

[@jenniferreaction462]

Amen God bless you🙏🏽❤️

[@redbean3943]

Juicy crab on white bed sheets, oh friend you living life on the edge.

[@daynasterling6891]

😂😂😂

[@sonyaesworld]

I was thinking the same thing😂 but he’s sitting on an extra blanket so it should be fine hope🤣

[@nylaaaa8826]

Man Frr 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@trinitykelley465]

“Food Make Me So Happy” LMFAOOO I Felt That 😭

[@chelseecooper3974]

That story time actually pissed me off 😩 why wouldn’t your “friend” freaking help.

[@ld3375]

sissy!a

[@1truestmama]

@0 are you ok?

[@ta-tanowbitxh]

@0 uhh

[@mitanise3186]

@@1truestmama 😂😂😂😂

[@1truestmama]

@@mitanise3186 😂 I think something is wrong with him frfr!

[@onsnapchatoniya_akins5720]

When he said every boy he has dated got hit by a car I think we all know he was the person in the car

[@rayglover3051]

Lmao 😂🔫

[@angeladempsey4012]

😭😭

[@JanetJASMRish]

😂😂😂

[@shaundre-lee]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@EyeSpyBlackAmor]

🤣😂💀

[@sirreenmarie4390]

He needs a masculine man that’s out the closet that’s all 💯

[@joyous1011]

💯💯💯💯 If he only could realize this!!!! He's gonna keep getting nowhere and hurt going after straight men 🤦🏽‍♀️ Love Zoe thou!!❤🤩

[@Player500-1]

He said he don’t like them 😩😂...he said some of them act like they are masculine but rlly arent lol...we need a for the love of zo though...

[@kennethboozer6148]

Right!!? Shit i need one too. If you find one, send him my way

[@chinyereajiero2243]

So true

[@mauhuff]

Zoie doesn’t want a butch queen. They look masculine on the outside but a lot of them are cliquey, feminine/bottoms behind closed doors and “femphobic” towards feminine gays like Zoie.

[@jasmineterry9912]

he ain’t straight he gave you his number, he better MOVE 🙄🙄🙄

[@Ishouldnthavebeensopublic]

I know that’s right 😤💀💀

[@courtneygreenhow8979]

nobody: Zo: *saying his prayer* Also Zo during his prayer: *unda da sea

[@kthename08]

I was hollering 🤣

[@lifewithqk304]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eom2lHSvgb-diKs&feature=share❤️😍

[@maryy344]

God listening like "is he for real?" 💀

[@trulydiamond]

💀💀💀💀

[@shumilano]

@@lifewithqk304 no ❤️.

[@princesskyla2901]

“Where ha friends at” I DIEDDDDD😂😂😂😭😭😂😭😭😭😭😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

[@thehyenamakeupslayer3819]

Sitting der lookin. Aint not nan of em shit! We gone get jumped or do the jumping together..either way aint no way they shouldn't have helped zoe

[@cmclayton1986]

I was like damn 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@missyunqgunz92]

😂😂😂that part had me laugh but your comment is what killed me😂

[@dc7848]

I can't with this one here. 😂😂😂💀💀💀

[@ThePuff_]

Lmfao! “Oh my god where her friends at!?” That’s terrible I’m so sorry 😭

[@lifewithqk304]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eom2lHSvgb-diKs&feature=share😍❤️

[@matisebenign]

"Every guy I've dated has been hit by a car and died" ... Oh-

[@ChelsiB.]

When he started explaining each one I bout died 😩😩😩

[@PhiPhi_Jagz]

I'm crying 😂

[@abbytago]

He’s the only KZbin I can sit, watch and not skip LOL

[@mitanise3186]

Me too !! Be afraid imma miss something 😂😂🤣🤣

[@quawilliams1861]

Me to😂

[@IAmSarahElizabeth]

This part!!!!

[@WeAreTheGarys]

Exactly lol 😂

[@ginabugg789]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@jadagabby8985]

“I’m done, I’m done... I’m not done” 😂😂😂😂

[@reyfin4922]

And the whole time I was like bitch you lying you know you not done LOL

[@MrGBeasley1981]

I was like "we're NOT done yet" lol

[@cecep7259]

That’s the part for me 🤣😂

[@cadyg2531]

@@reyfin4922 same! I was like girl, you tryna convince yourself and then he said just that 😂🤣

[@tatienna7972]

I’m sorry but “ Every guy I dated has been hit by a car and died” took me tf out😂😂😂

[@dhad0lltv860]

OML I SAID GOD FORGIVE ME

[@JustShaye]

RIGHHTTT ! I was like WOAAH 😳😳

[@kaylaaa6598]

he deadass too 😟

[@Keyaniale]

I was looking for a comment to see if he was playing I felt bad ....... 😧 like fuck !

[@ariyahlove6047]

I thought I was the only one💀

[@kiahmariee4831]

I love how he didn’t get that shirt dirty at all

[@ginabugg789]

But it hit his pants 🤣😂🤣😂

[@AminaRiElle]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@justvibing9406]

“This position is not the move “ 😭 sent me

[@kiamarx9766]

it ain't AT ALL🤦🏽‍♂️😭😭😭😭

[@aprilsanders2914]

😂😂😂

[@itsrai3230]

32:14 “A bitch was nibblin on bread and crackers all day like i was having communion” I’m crying 😭😭😭

[@JustShaye]

IT TOOK ME OUT 😂😂

[@itsrai3230]

@@JustShaye i had to play it back to see if i heard correctly

[@niknln8916]

😂😂🤣

[@nylaaaa8826]

LMFAOOOO

[@KattieMae]

Zo .... “ every guy I’ve dated has been hit by a car and died “ Me : yeah everybody gone be “ straight “ after this video

[@appleciderspideryass6921]

👀👀

[@uhlexzis]

LMFAOOOOOOO

[@lifewithqk304]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eom2lHSvgb-diKs&feature=share😍❤️

[@Aaliyahhhh431]

LMFAOAOAO

[@jaydinleeev1042]

💀

[@nolovekiara7383]

I like how he admitted that he got his ahh beat😂😂🤘🏾

[@KayBee211]

You eating this sauce on this white bed got me nervous

[@alizebryant9135]

Asf

[@alizebryant9135]

Awe wait he put the thang on.

[@KayBee211]

@@alizebryant9135 thankfully cause my nerves would’ve been frazzled the entire video lol

[@gweniveretoliver3257]

Anxiety 💯💯💯

[@denishapetillo2241]

Wearing a white shirt 😩

[@Thelegendmia]

I really wish “ZOIE” was my bestfriend 😂😩

[@BriaBarrows]

Facts lol

[@Chynab22]

Sameee I love him so much😩💕

[@zoriahooper5721]

I say this ona daily😭😭💀

[@TheWetPussy09]

Right my ass be talking back to the screen.

[@poppinpink24]

i stg ‼️‼️

[@MsSexyBrownSugar35]

Knuck if you buck was always the song that set the fights off in the club.

[@kashhhleyyy8100]

When zoie started singing " under the seaaaa. " I died 😂😂

[@MusicBangOut101]

“Baeeee? I thought she was gayyyy????” Dont kill me ZOIE!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭

[@zhaniaslifestyle9707]

" WE LUBED UP?" " PUT THE WHOLE BOTTLE" sent me cryinggg lmao

[@zhaniaslifestyle9707]

@0 huh?

[@-sincerelykk1042]

@@zhaniaslifestyle9707 idek i done seen him in bout 10 replies 😭🤣

[@pausesiponder]

Me: listening to Zo’s story about his exes who’s passed. 😢 Zo: “JESUS TAKE IT AWAY” ...precedes to eating “ooo this is so good” 😂😂😂

[@NinaCash5150]

Chiiiillleee I tried so hard not to laugh 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

[@jaleesatate6941]

Its crazy they all got hit by cars too. All I could think about was the auntie from Eves Bayou. Everytime she married her husband died. Hope Zo ain’t cursed lbss 😂

[@eyeheartfilm]

I had a friend (male) tell me that if a man can't see themselves adding to your life - providing something substantial whether it's finances, stability, etc. - then they won't bother pursuing a relationship because you don't NEED them. It's about THEIR insecurities. It's not a "you" problem - it's a "them" problem.

[@NoName-kt9gx]

I actually physically choked when he said all my exes got hit by a car😂😂😂I was not expecting that

[@sadphantom6480]

Bro when he said that shit I was shook like....oh wow

[@DESHYY834]

Not London bridges is falling down 😂 “We moving to fast” 😂

[@1truestmama]

@0 are you ok?

[@jangi6793]

Zoie: “we’re gonna call him ant” Me: his name must be Anthony?🤣 Zoie later in the video: “ I looked at my friend Anthony.....ooopp”

[@alexusbridges966]

Righhhhttt

[@oliviaclark3990]

😂😂😂

[@carmige]

@@ViolenceIStheanswer 🤣

[@notoriousaudios8909]

“Ooo this got some doodoo in it” 😭😭😭

[@yk_mony2449]

Zo “Every Guy I dated...has been hit by a car” Me “What they do??”🤭

[@aprilsflower1622]

Can you image its been the same car every time 🤔

[@mhmmsoph7486]

HE HIT EM LMAOOO 😹😹😹

[@Darkwaifu]

@@aprilsflower1622 LMAOOOO

[@trinitycamp628]

* Cough Cough* "Jesus, PEPPER."

[@lifewithqk304]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eom2lHSvgb-diKs&feature=share😍❤️

[@kaiere911]

Not "Jesus take it away.... So everybody gay." 😫😂😂😂😂😂 This was the most entertaining, random, all over the place storytime/ mukbang/q&a/tmi lmaooo

[@nylaaaa8826]

Lmfaoooo 😭😭

[@Kenlitasf]

He said my friends told me run. “I shoulda” lmaooooooo i almost diedddd

[@sierratana1686]

“I’m not finna run, chileeeee I should’ve” 😂

[@chelseamorgan4121]

I think I like watching zoie mukbangs better then anybody else’s

[@nikkihenry959]

He the Best!

[@glashse98]

Me too

[@iamwhoiam7825]

Watch nassir void

[@felicitymemela1963]

@@iamwhoiam7825 Nassir is boring, no offence & I get distracted by his weird facial features

[@iamwhoiam7825]

Ok your opinion what about collin o

[@Jay-ff4do]

Zo singing under the sea during prayer has me weak! 😂😂

[@iamdiamond8131]

Zoie your first time even when you have a feminine part still hurts

[@bulbiez]

But anal and vaginal are different. Cause once you get past the pain vaginally it turns to tears of Euphoria 👏🏽 wasn’t much blood from me my first time. HOWEVER, every body is different, depending on your lifestyle depends on the amount of blood a hymen has. (Cause some women don’t bleed from their first time and some do).

[@Kiyabadbutt]

He said “I clinched my BUTT”😂😂😂🤣

[@ginabugg789]

🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@mimi_reckless8560]

Whole lil part had me dead 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@stephaniemccaulley4433]

When he said “every guy I dated done got-“ I’m thinking he was finna say married to women or something cause he said no shade.. “hit by a car and died” Like huuhhhhhhhh

[@tjzofficial1]

Right 🤣🤣🤣😱

[@javionriley8739]

Zo probably hit them wit the car!! His zodiac sign is the crazy one

[@2012misspink]

It was the way he said it lol but really it's not funny lol 🥴🥴🥴🤣🤣🤣🤷🏿‍♀️🤷🏿‍♀️

[@jazzelynn59]

Fr! My eyes got wide af like 😯 whaaat

[@miyaasemi5305]

When he started describing how the dude called his friends and how they started punching him I lost it😭😭😭😭

[@jasminejones4304]

Lmao you and me both!

[@tiffaniw8270]

😭😭😭

[@demontealexander7756]

No because I’m crying 💀😂😂😂 “ant didn’t say shit”😂😂

[@emanijones2481]

*slurps the corn* “....And that’s what I did” 😂😂😂😂😂😂God I love Zo so much

[@digitalmarigames]

the fact that zo edited this video and still didn't bleep out his friend's name got me weak

[@cornellyahharris5037]

😂😂 right

[@applebeys2601]

“The shrimp is clean ain’t got no doo drrrooo” I’m SCREAMING

[@faithfullykarin5512]

Yessss😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@aprilsanders2914]

😂😂😂

[@lifewithqk304]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eom2lHSvgb-diKs&feature=share😍❤️

[@jalissaqueen2510]

LMFOAOAOAOAOA 😂😂

[@Decolonization]

I love this round table talk. I love that Zoe can be down to earth and chill with his supporters and Fans like this. By far my favorite Creator “I’m a ghetto bitch I ain’t never gone change” 😂🤣

[@TheCodeOnTheCode]

“Straight” right men be knowing wtf they be doing lol be trynna act dumb

[@skylarsmith2629]

All the fuckin time!!..

[@jayporcelain913]

Zo: “I don’t care how much money I have, I ain’t never gone change!” Also Zo: “Oh no it god on my bed. I’ll just buy a new one!” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@lifewithqk304]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eom2lHSvgb-diKs&feature=share😍❤️

[@Thegarciasjourney]

😂😂😂😂 i literally said to myself “so there’s no such thing as a washing machine anymore?” 💀💀 he’s so extra 😂

[@cholmes8609]

His comforter white that seafood stuff oily that ain’t coming out that comforter might as well buy a new one🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kia357]

@@Thegarciasjourney it’s cuz it’s oil and it’ll leave an oil stain even if he wash it

[@cordeliafoxx4468]

Them crab legs must've been good as hell. I ain't never seen someone crunching the shells and shit 😂

[@livingjaylife4038]

Facts. When you have your own everything and established they be intimidated as hell.

[@winteralexandriamiller]

“This position is Not the move” 😂😅

[@cyanedavis]

It is for me

[@shanyashantell]

some of yall in the comments getting mad and don't even understand what he was saying...….he was saying why lead him on if he wasn't gay or didn't have interest. cause yall in the comments pressed 😂😂😂

[@elyssemariee1431]

Yesss

[@faithruckdeschel1294]

That's what I took away from that part of the segment? Whether he goes after straight dudes or not(straight women go after gay men all the time and say some of the most explicit disrespectful sexual things, and be just about ready to literally explode into bits and crumbs because those men are not into females)I feel it's up to those men to not flirt back, say thank u if Zo compliments them on their music and whatnot, but obviously if they're posting peen pics(IMO if u have a significant other, u shouldn't disrespect them like that)ur liable to get men and women looking ur way, especially if ur only seeking a certain sex's approval and don't caption it "For the Ladies Only" even then a few gay men might still like it(which for some ppl "likes" mean so much to them)leave a comment? Another thing is that just because a gay man compliments anything on a straight man, doesn't always mean they want those guys. I compliment women all the time and I'm strictly sausages! 🤗❤💯

[@VeronicaBarreraa]

30:29 lmaooooo “cus women like... we be in our right mind” who is we? 💀💀💀 Zo is gonna kill me dead!! I love you so much 😩

[@MareshahDenise]

I thought I was the only one who caught that 😂😂😂😂 I was weak ash... I had to rewind to make sure I heard that shit right

[@nickoletcampbell4657]

right. 😭i went along with it low key. i was like “yeah, true, that’s how we be”😂

[@f.p.2784]

@@nickoletcampbell4657 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@birthingashlyjade4245]

@@nickoletcampbell4657 i was over here like “cuz period!” 🤣

[@markieenikee6203]

“Ooooh ma gawwdd where ha friends ehht “ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Shayshay80]

The best part about his mukbangs is when he bless his food. He’s SUPER extra. 😂

[@itzagoose103]

I’m literally watching it and saying the exact same thing 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@brittjohnson3771]

I just cried unda da seeaaaa

[@sharvettewright4197]

All the damn time but I love him lol funny af

[@Mupphere]

😂💯

[@nylaaaa8826]

Literally lmfaoooo 😭

[@SwayTravelExperience]

Story of my life! All these dudes are intimidated by me because I’m “established” and working on my doctorate 👀👀👀. The right man will come along to BOTH of us, we just gotta be patient! Love you! 💜✨

[@jadety6102]

That’s what I call exclusive girl! Keep doing you! You will find the right guy just as successful and with good intentions!

[@SwayTravelExperience]

@@jadety6102 It's hard out here for a pimp but I like the "exclusive mindset".

[@chinyereajiero2243]

Aawww get it boo. I wish you the best!😊😊

[@TheWetPussy09]

That damn fight story had me rolling!!!😂😂😂 "where her friends at?" Bitch im 💀 as fuck!

[@ericaallston9631]

you're beautiful

[@jaynabrown8646]

Just ended my 5 year friendship today and Zo really knows how to make me laugh. God bless ❤️

[@emilysmith3650]

Why you stop doing KZbin

[@lilyaya9080]

The corn-💀😭 The snort-💀😭 The breathing- 💀😭 The noise that he made when he bit the pillow-💀😭 When he squeezed his botty cheeks together-💀😭

[@lilyaya9080]

@0 What?

[@1truestmama]

@@lilyaya9080 it’s something wrong with him. He’s posting in every comment.

[@lilyaya9080]

@@1truestmama Yeah i agree 😑

[@kaaydadon1238]

The corn really took me out 💀💀

[@BigRuth32]

Be Honest Y'all Came Straight To The Comment Section😭

[@vibinwit_key704]

💯

[@rhysedavis]

sure did..lol

[@kennykdel-scales9962]

And did!😩

[@Surginioo]

Lol... Im lookin for the name of the Brand... Helpp

[@asiyab8116]

Yup💯

[@heaven-leighbrathwaite6625]

Tell me I'm not the only that knows the prayer by heart and says it with him when he saying it🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sweetthensour6089]

That was literally me this time

[@heavenleigh3776]

“They knocked tf outta me”! “BOOM AHHH BOOM AHHHH BOOM AHHHH” 😂😂😂😂😂 your a messssss !

[@shallonc4464]

so I see i’m not the only person who gets distracted while praying 😭😭🙏🏽

[@atrain8179]

That’s the damn devil sis

[@chrstianaa.8288]

Anytime you’re hanging out with someone and they know things are about to escalate and they respond with “You better run.” Know in that very moment that person does not have your back.

[@victoriamartin3418]

He always has me dying laughing 🤦🏽‍♀️😂😂

[@venusmaxwells647]

Eating 🍞 ALL day like communion 😭😶😭😶

[@briannaperez2197]

I’m kinda starting to feel like you the one behind the wheel 😂

[@user-kd4uv1qq7t]

😂😂😂

[@BeautefulSha]

I don't know, why not date someone who likes what you like? I think the let down is in the fact that they won't commit.

[@TONYZANDERZ]

it's.... a whole thing... and as a gay guy you have to either learn and grow or get lost in the game which is where he's at, almost 😆 essentially it's every gay guys wet dream to pull a straight guy...and it's doable... it just becomes a constant battle for their attention and you giving everything but your soul to satisfy the needs of this guy in hopes that he'll stay for good, when we already know, he's GOING to go back to what he knows no matter how wild the ride or how much of a bond you develop...which IS the butt of the joke because as the gay guy manipulating the straight guy into being vulnerable enough to question his sexuality fluidity.... there is no bond being made you're just preying on the dudes weakness because he's opened up to you in a way he's done with no one else and you "aren't like any insta gay or twitter twink" he's every encountered... LONG STORY SHORT, ITS A MESS AND ITS EXHAUSTING AND ZOIE SHOULD STOP 😭

[@GotDamnZo]

😂😂😂😂 I love reading yall comments

[@sunitatum9421]

@@TONYZANDERZ Well said & I agree. I want so much more for Zoe (like I know him 4 Real) smh but I do! He has such a good ❤.

[@ms.ceeceetruthheals5814]

@@TONYZANDERZ When I was a manager at BK I was cool as hell with my stafff. There was this gay guy and a str8 guy I loved to work with cause we worked well together. Anyways, the gay guy had a crush on str8 guy. But the str8 guy had a couple bm's and hoes for days. They would blow up the work phone and or come up there with the mess fighting and carrying on. In my mind I'm like NEVER GONNA HAPPEN. I told the gay one I didn't think it was a good idea to come at him cause I'm not saving you. By the end of the night it's just us 3 and I can't stop it. He's like I think I can pull him. Well long story short, we worked a few more months together getting closer and closer but they got closer than close. I started seeing them talking a lil more, playing, laughing; the whole nine. Whole time I hang with and take the gay one home after work. He's telling me all about their conversations and how he's gonna get him. One week 1 bm came up there clowning, another girl pulls up and she's clowning. I shut them down and sent them away. Well that evening I'm like what you gone do?? Bm done threw yo clothes in the lot, you going home or to the girl round the corner lol. He like idk, mind you he's pissed for the duration of the shift damn near. By the end of the night I'm closing out the money while they're cleaning. When it was time to go he was like I'm gone catch a cab to my sister house. I'm like you can ride with us. I'll take you, we can blow one on the way. He like nawl she west and it's late. He claimed he didn't want to take me out my way or have me out by myself late. So gay guy says well I'll catch the cab with you to help you save on cost. I was floored, I mean in str8 up shock. I thought for sure he got him, this just got planned. Once he agreed to that I knew then he got him. My gay friend gave me a look and that was that on that. Next day, he gave me the whole run down and it was juicy. He say dude was in the room shaking like a leaf when he slobbed him down. Say when they got to grooving dude was all in, losing it. When I say they became the best of friends. Gay dude knew he wouldn't get him fully even tho that was his desire. It lasted a couple months but dude stayed going back to his bm. When I say str8 dude was fine as wine in the springtime, baby I mean FINE. Tall, nice print, nice teeth, and clean. Bm started getting suspicious but he played it off like they was just cool; we work together nearly everyday, it's nothing. I felt so bad knowing he wasn't just playing her with women but a man too. However, not my business so I stayed out of it. Eventually str8 guy left job cause he knew it was starting to show. But kept meeting up with gay guy til the bm followed and caught him. Said that to say it's very doable. Gay friend was sick when it ended though. Mind you I was about 22, str8 dude was 21, and gay dude had just made 19. I was in complete shock from the situation. I started to look a lil closer, investigated a lot more, and made sure to keep my gay friend away from my dudes lol. No but seriously I definitely learned not to put anything past folks. You really never know. 🤷‍♀️

[@AuthorLHollingsworth]

Facts!!!😭😭😭

[@raymani88]

“women WE be in our right minds” 😂😂😂 FELT THAT

[@yomommatootie9229]

"i tHOuGht THis hEfFa wAS GAy"LMAOOOOOOO

[@daneshabrown3823]

BAEEEE???? 👀😭😭

[@tiffanyw9905]

You say “don’t lead me on” but when they tell you upfront that they’re straight you say “I ain’t ask you for all that” 😂 make it make sense lawddd

[@honeyjohnson8536]

Well they not too straight if they entertaining him in the first place

[@anayaxo9007]

y’all not mad enough about him getting jumped for me

[@DazhaLarae]

By who? You ready to slide

[@jaleesatate6941]

FRL! Nobody fucking helped him either. I would’ve smacked all them for not helping. Cut tf off💯

[@hollywoodbae2315]

im so dead it was the “ had me nibbling on bread nd cracks all day like we in communion “ for me 😂😂😂😂😂 fse !😭😭😭

[@SuperChickJanice]

I haven’t gotten to this part yet, but this got me DYING. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@jayvieonlj]

Everyone clicked fast asf didn’t they? It’s damn near a competition at this point. 😭😭 Edit: Guess I’ll be quicker next time comes around. 😂

[@xziyaunique]

ong!!

[@amandagooden2269]

😂😂😂

[@lifewithqk304]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eom2lHSvgb-diKs&feature=share😍❤️

[@taneashaanderson5954]

Listen I’m screaming I love your personality we need more mukbangs 😂😂😂😂

[@adrianadias9791]

Zoe what does not kill you will make you stronger. Real friends always have your back no matter what, so what you had was not friends.

[@kourtni1864]

Nobody: Zoie: everyone I’ve dated done been hit by a car AND DIED Me: 🙀

[@taniyahchandler3782]

I feel bad for laughing😂😭💀

[@heavensent9142]

My sister said “amen” 😭😭😭

[@ld3375]

@@meltedmelanin882 i think its a sign from God that he dont need to be gay

[@rjsmiley89]

Lmaooo

[@ld3375]

@@meltedmelanin882 all i said was I think. Zo actually believes in God but there is some things he doesnt do to be Christian and Im not talking about thoes ones talking about "im Christian" just to make themselves look good. He is actually a good person but at the same time you would know where im coming from if you understand God no one is forcing anyone...

[@Jerricaaaw]

when Zo be praying I bet jesus be up there like is he serious 😂😂😂

[@DejaMaee]

I love how open he can be with his audience about certain things that happened in his life. And not feel ashamed or embarrassed, we need more people like him in this world ❤️ he is really my best friend and don’t even know it 🥴🤣

[@hey2218]

Zo you shouldn't have said nothing about your boyfriend curse, because that will make guys scared to date you.

[@Iamjnicole7]

They some damn sissies then 🤣🤣🤣

[@hey2218]

@@Iamjnicole7 😂😂😂

[@Ishouldnthavebeensopublic]

@@Iamjnicole7 I know that’s right. Some damn sissies 😂😂😂 scared of a lil car or sum shiiii

[@zeekg0crzy226]

Exactly

[@tjzofficial1]

Its only a car...it could be worse like a train 🤣🤣

[@leahtim6816]

"Run. Im not finna run." "I should've." 😂😂😂😂😂 Yo "friend" not right for that frfr. U get jumped yall all suppose to be fighting tf.

[@kimorahndrxx]

I love how he does a story time inside of a story time 😂

[@levelup2223]

It's da "I'm aggressive and I like ta fiiight" fa me😂😭🤣

[@JesusFreak733553]

“Every guy I’ve dated has gotten hit by a car and died” 😩😭

[@TheShunnyboo]

💀 I laughed so long...omg!

[@jasminewade848]

I didn’t wanna laugh but I had too for a quick second...

[@Imspiffyyy]

I thought I was the only one that laughed. I feel so bad for laughing. I’m praying right after. That’s not funny 😂😂😂

[@tatianaaax3]

It’s the way he said it that’s making us laugh 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jazalynlewis2264]

Not yall making me laugh now I feel bad🤦🏽‍♀️💀

[@adrian.hampton]

“Omg where her friends at?!!!??” That part had me CACKLING 🤣😂😂🤣

[@msturner7621]

ME TOO 💀😭

[@jamelia7080]

Soon as God hear Zo’s voice he be like ‘here he go again’ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣