Grading EVERY Girl Scout Cookie!

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[@Mr2MuchJuice4U]

We was gon have beef if you knocked my Samosas 🤣🤣🤣

[@geekymetalhead5112]

Samoas are overrated asf

[@TraGamer1606]

You're overrated lol​@@geekymetalhead5112

[@LeftButtCheek]

@@geekymetalhead5112 you're overrated asf

[@nickellis5868]

They’re overrated ngl

[@OneDrewThree]

​@geekymetalhead5112 watch your mouth lmao

[@Theautisticgent]

Finally, someone put respect on lemon ups

[@chrisketchum8042]

Yessir. Those are my go-to's.

[@richardnyahoe8172]

Facts Thun!!!!

[@ChiefKillaCue]

Aye those go hard I support them all day long

[@halobat64]

Glad to see other people with good taste in cookies

[@Yx_Shorty_xY]

Wait, they’re people that don’t?

[@sara_c907]

"Feels like a guilt free cookie." Now it makes sense why I can inhale an entire sleeve all by my lonesome.

[@geekymetalhead5112]

My big backed ass would devour a box after some green leaf pregame, if ya gnomesaying 🍀

[@BlimpCityFeeder]

Trefoils warm buttery flavor is timeless. To each their own, great video.

[@kallen868]

😋

[@Berlography]

Perfect w coffee ☕

[@SugaRumBrown]

Yeah, he's crazy to hate on a plain shortbread cookie😢😂

[@Mostie-ev7oh]

Perfect with vanilla ice cream.

[@DatBoii2Dizzy]

@@SugaRumBrown that’s what I’m saying But again to each their own 😇

[@Dontreadme]

It's covered in scabs lmao 🤣

[@jaylene.turner6524]

Love the shortbread cookies!

[@kallen868]

Me too!

[@malstarrainbow]

Me three 😂😂😂

[@undeade.t7044]

Damn straight you better put some respect on Somoas !

[@ms.cherry]

Peanut butter patties aka tagalongs for the win for me 🏆

[@billaubin14]

Glad they went back to the classic tagalong name. Otherwise it's just like every other cookie not from the campgrounds 😂

[@keoshamack3801]

"Big body Snack Daddy".....!🤣😂😆 I can't even make it pass the Intro!😆😂🤣

[@SimplyComplicated1222]

How can you do Trefoils cookies like that??? You needed some milk with them . 🤣🤣🤣🤣Those are my favs. And the Dos-See- Dos.

[@ruth80809]

I told you, THIN MINTS SLAPS!

[@stefanmarchione6757]

Dollar Tree has Thin Mint "dupes" that are just as good as the Girl Scout version 🤭🤫 🍪

[@TDub_ADV]

@@stefanmarchione6757Wal-mart does too in their "great value" brand. They also have a version of the tagalong/peanut butter patty as well. Both cookies are bangers.

[@stefanmarchione6757]

@@TDub_ADV Ok, I don't have a Walmart anywhere near me; I live in NYC 🗽 so we have a LOT of Target 🎯 here 👍😁 DT by me RARELY even has it! 😑

[@danieltucker632]

@@stefanmarchione6757👀

[@downer9099]

Nah

[@Dimlighterrr]

Woah aye chilllll I died when he said the toffee cookies was "beat to shi" 😂😭

[@bustaplays9202]

The disrespect to Trefoils will NOT be tolerated!

[@sunnydaze3131]

It mutes the taste.

[@leemullins2928]

Them samosas got me hooked 🤤💯❤️🔥

[@RealTF2Pyro]

I love Adventurfuls, they’re my favorite

[@michelletree8273]

My favs also😊

[@iliketocomment8144]

Girl Scout cookies have been around forever and we’re a spoiled society at this point. The cookie isle and bakeries have surpassed them making them a thing of the past. They have become overrated overtime. R.I.P. 🕯️

[@chuck32504]

It is because they use Palm Oil now over actual butter. They used to be all butter before 2020. They are ok but not great anymore.

[@SugaRumBrown]

​@chuck32504 And more artificial sh** for better self life and mass production, of course smh, these are the times

[@frankm.5505]

The “Samoas” by me have always been called “Caramel Delights” on the packaging and still is. I live on the West Coast, so maybe that’s why they’re named differently. They switched out to a wrapper packaging instead of the box like his too. They’re definitely the best ones though.

[@derrickjenkins2455]

Yeah, I just bought some the other day in SoCal...."Caramel Delights". But I guess someone's feelings were hurt.

[@NyNy-ly9js]

That's what I just said I remember them as caramel Delights. Not samoas

[@gamingmom6164]

Yep I'm from the Midwest and they have always been caramel delights

[@TechTravelGastro]

Each troop has to get their cookies from either ABC Bakers or Little Brownie Bakers. ABC Bakers has caramel deLites, peanut butter sandwich, and peanut butter patties; whereas Little Brownie Bakers calls those same cookies Samoas, Do-Si-Dos, and Tagalongs.

[@ewoksmith297]

Florida resident here, they were always Samoas here. 🤷🏽‍♂️

[@jessarsenstudios]

Shortbreads are my go-to with a coffee break. So good with coffee.

[@ppitchford67]

Fantastic review! 😂😂 you killed me w/the toe nail feel, or something I was still laughing from the previous cookie😂😂 review!

[@drekafine8831]

I can't get over the cookie looking like a scab🤦🏽‍♀️😩🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MamotteLollpop123]

When I was in Girl Scouts, I loved thin mints. But I’m still mad at them for discontinuing lemon coolers. 😭

[@SugaRumBrown]

Oh wow, the powdery ones?

[@MamotteLollpop123]

@@SugaRumBrown YES!

[@SugaRumBrown]

@MamotteLollpop123 ggiirrlll, those were good, I was just out of HS. When they came out, then Savannah Smiles came after, damn I'm old lmao🤣

[@MamotteLollpop123]

@@SugaRumBrown Don’t worry im old too. 😂 I ate so many of those lemon cookies 🍪 🍋

[@SugaRumBrown]

@MamotteLollpop123 Same🤭❤️ and I loved my thin mints in the freezer. Back to Nature has a thin minty cookie that is a great substitute, better ingredients, and cheaper

[@chuck32504]

They went to Palm Oil from Butter back in 2020 for costs and now they are replacing sugar cane sugar with corn syrup. Not all of them have corn syrup just the ones with more expensive ingredients to keep the cost down per box like the Somoas. The taste is still good enough to eat a box but it is nothing to go out of your way anymore for unless it is the Lemon Ups. Fun Fact - Lemon Up's are the only ones left that still use real butter over Palm Oil. So if you want to taste what they were really like before 2020 eat the lemon up's with real butter.

[@SugaRumBrown]

👍🏾

[@douglasthegolden]

Adventurefuls go absolutely HARD🔥🔥

[@mattiewilliams1138]

When my daughter was in GS, the lemon cookies were called Lemonades, guess Beyoncé spoiled that😂😂😂😂😂 But those were always my favorite, freeze them and get 2 with a cup of coffee. Samoas were my second choice!!!

[@mzLk47]

They still make lemonades, different troops have different bakers.

[@ebonimccain6988]

I still miss the lemon cookie that had lemon chips.

[@BZizzle]

Love the ominous music in the background!

[@whereisashleyryan]

Hands down, the most honestly descriptive review I’ve ever heard. Church! You are speaking to my choir baby!

[@user-wi8ly8sv2i]

He is hilarious!!! Accurate and hilarious

[@bettydamnboop3030]

You had me at motivational a$$ cookies 😂😂😂. New sub🌹

[@82mjoseph]

It look like it covered in scabs 😂😂😂lol😂😂

[@BrittanyLonardo6516]

It looks like it's covered in scabs 😂

[@Foun_D_OnePiece]

Before he hated thin mints Now he understands the joy of eating one.

[@NyNy-ly9js]

Samoas used too be caramel delights. My Fav. I like Thin Mints. And the peanut butter cookie if they still carry it

[@SugaRumBrown]

Yea, Caramel Delights!! s*** am I that old😂

[@NyNy-ly9js]

@@SugaRumBrown yup we are sadly😭🤣💜

[@SugaRumBrown]

@@NyNy-ly9js listen, what a wild ride for our generation 🤣🙏🏾

[@NyNy-ly9js]

@@SugaRumBrown I know huh 😉🫠💜

[@jeanninegorden8142]

It's 2 bakers, one calls them caramel delites and the other samoas

[@zaymason9917]

LEMONADES THE BEST ifykyk

[@samross8404]

Put the thin mints in the freezer

[@aljek]

Ive never bought Girl Scout cookies and feel bad whenever I walk out the store and they ask. How much does a box run? In cali

[@hoodmistressreloaded]

​@@aljek Six bucks, which is how much I paid for some Do-Si-Dos last night

[@stefanmarchione6757]

I'm in NYC 🗽 and a box of cookies cost $7!

[@hoodmistressreloaded]

@@stefanmarchione6757 Gyahtdamn 😳

[@thedailyembarassment]

Or trash

[@laurenschenck5355]

Fantastic review! 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻😊😊😊😊

[@PaitynKyraLynnislsndd]

It’s tree foils 😂😂😂

[@laurenschenck5355]

OMG! My favorite thin mints and samosas cookies! ❤❤❤❤😊😊😊😊😊😊

[@BinkyBinks13]

You should rank your usual fast food orders from different places.

[@CamUniverse]

I’ve yet to find someone who likes the S’mores cookies as much as I do

[@pancakeishere7139]

Right here 👋

[@onlyinparadise4613]

I enjoy your French 😂

[@cello3544]

I don't know why they discontinued them, but the hands down the BEST Girl Scout cookies EVER MADE were those Cranberry Yogurt Crunch cookies!!!

[@E_Benitez_]

Toe nail texture 😂😂😂😂

[@tiffany5626]

Toenail texture 🤣😂…wait, what??🤣🤣☠️

[@melissaveronica6230]

Damn near refreshing is always a top tier description 😅

[@Blind_Sexy_and_Taken]

Smore and the brownie cookie are my absolute favorite. I never understood the love of thin mints.

[@infrared6973]

If you love chocolate mint theyre really good and especially cold. I wasnt a fan of the smore cookies too sweet for me.

[@Blind_Sexy_and_Taken]

@@infrared6973 that’s the thing I never understood about them. I’ve always loved mint chocolate and I would’ve thought that it would be a cookie that I would love but for some reason I have never liked them. My parents and my wife absolutely love them and they love them right out of the freezer as well.

[@DevoneFlamez]

"It's like an Oreo Cookie w an Wherthers Original on it" 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@MeteorFalcon]

What's up with this tense as heck music lol

[@jackv2244]

You saved the best two for last ❤️ to me the lemon ups are dope too

[@user-tq7ek5ru6c]

Thank u for supporting the girlscouts because I can't give them my money anymore

[@kpmuzic756]

A toenail texture 😂

[@Billy_Kluth96]

The s’mores cookie is the worst cookie I’ve ever had. The medicine comment was spot on lol

[@Princ3ssCai]

The intense music made this so funny💀

[@Matpit18]

Can’t wait for your next short about the Top 3 Best or Worst Girl Scout Cookies, bro! 😆

[@saltinawenchito898]

Almost broke a tooth trying those Adventurefuls 😮

[@kelseysanders7361]

these cookies have not been the same ever since they changed the recipie

[@DrewskiTheBassist]

Put the Thin Mints in the freezer and then they become god sense

[@sunnydaze3131]

not for everyone.

[@AlternateKek]

My favorite are the mint ones Sergeant!

[@artdogg50]

Most are pretty good. Overpriced yes, but for a good cause.

[@roberthirsch876]

Gotta put cookie butter on the trefoils

[@KcsFinest1]

He said they had that weird toenail texture! 😂😂😂

[@Ry00146]

Where is my Toast-Yays 😭😭

[@clarenceoverstreet882]

Probably not available in his area. I’m in Indiana, and I had to get them out of state.

[@SinnotBad]

For any of you who haven’t tried the Toast-Yay cookies give them a whirl.

[@kendramason1665]

Lol! Those Trefoils go really good in banana pudding. Nilla wafers suckkkk!

[@jeanninegorden8142]

That sounds delicious!!

[@YoungDolan]

I guess it’s exclusive cause my mom got a box of the French toast one and it is delightful

[@stryfetc1471]

Lemonades is that deal!

[@leemullins2928]

Literally just bought 3 boxes of my favorite today 🤣🤤💯❤️🔥

[@Kmoney20036]

"Oh, behave you"

[@jackofalltradez]

Samoas shall have no slander

[@kaylamullins2410]

You didn't put the thin mints in the freezer!!!

[@shannondonahue4992]

Thanks a lot

[@EG1EzrasGarage]

Yeah my dealer was sitting outside my local Gun store. Entrapment.

[@screechpryor]

Save The Best For Last samoas with the toenail clippings my favorite Walmart got some good knockoffs too for $2

[@XXavv]

Thin mints is the GO TO for me

[@maxine2564]

Thin mints and Samoas! Can’t go wrong. 😋😋😋

[@plainbrownwrapper]

Scientifically accurate

[@jeanninegorden8142]

He is missing my beloved Toast Yays and the caramel chocolate chip cookie.

[@laughswithslade2033]

Missing a cookie No toast-yay on this list

[@BrittanyLonardo6516]

You can never go wrong with getting a box of Samoas and tagalongs ❤❤

[@Mostie-ev7oh]

I like the trefoils simply because of their basicness. They’re great ground up in vanilla ice cream. Now I’m in Texas so our Girl Scout cookie bakery is basically owned by Keebler’s. It’s a bit different but lemonades from there are good shit.

[@tenishah7568]

Toenail texture 😂

[@darealtuddy4279]

He dissed thin mints before this video😂😂

[@kyraely2186]

Thin mints will always be toasted

[@deebrown4877]

Tagalongs, Thin Mints, and Samoas are my favorites! Haven't tried the new brownie ones yet, but I want to. Some of the other ones are alright, but my top 3 are the ones above.

[@DroBreez0]

No Toast-yay's? They're the bestt

[@ZCP303]

He's rating Little Brownie Baker cookies. Toast Yay is only offered by ABC Baker.

[@loyalm2327]

Cmon put some respect on the trefoils bro😂😩

[@thatguyronwaiters6485]

Dollar store got the knockoffs 😅

[@cindyconnors1064]

They have some french toast ones so dang good!!!!

[@ErikaA2582]

I only eat the Trefoils so I feel personally victimized by this video.

[@Brenzouttahere]

They need to bring back Savannah Smiles

[@jonaskessler326]

It’ll always be Thin Mints 💯

[@adamf386]

Trefoils are unlocked when dunked in milk.

[@volstar8]

You should do a top 10 list on cookies. Similar to the one you did on candy bars.

[@amaraw9893]

I miss the Savannah Smiles 😢

[@slidecounter5813]

Toenail texture 🤣

[@user-mc5pq4nu7y]

Yeah you know you was tripping for what you said the other day about the samoas🤣

[@BruteChews]

Just know the taste is different depending on the bakery they came from.

[@jeanninegorden8142]

Put the thin mints, tagalongs and lemon ups in the freezer!!

[@kennygsmooth83]

This annual GS cookie season is a nightmare when I'm trying to lose weight 😫🤣 #HelpMeFather

[@geekymetalhead5112]

Thin mint gang where ya at