THREEJ || PAX East 2019 Day 3

[@patbaer]

I survived ThreeJ.

[@patbaer]

WAIT I MINUTE! I just realized something: these people dressed as Beej and DIDN'T GO TO THE BOOTH FIRST THING. They did other things first. What the heck!

[@oyleslyck]

5:06 - The shot of the cosplayers holding up their Beej masks and Beej pretending he was holding up a mask, I literally did a double take to make sure it was the real Beej in the middle.

[@adiuntesserande6893]

We have a new triple threat tag team for Ultimate Facepunch Wrestling....

[@KumaKaori]

XD! YAAAAAS.

[@abbyrytel]

Beardtones vs. Threej. Book it already. (I will find a way to make Threej happen.)

[@MichaelMoore99]

@@abbyrytel Definitely, and make the 3 characters SLIGHTLY different in appearances, to keep up with reality. :-D

[@ocarinasrule]

A coven of Threej is too powerful for any one building to contain

[@lucasenraraujo]

They should have taken a photo a la Rebecca Guay's Dark Ritual (scryfall.com/card/wc01/tvdl129/dark-ritual) while ominously chanting whatever

[@philipgwyn8091]

Now someone needs to cosplay as Graham.

[@Archonicenergy]

@@philipgwyn8091 check out the pax aus vlogs. Someone already has.

[@Coolbond2]

@@Archonicenergy do you have a timestamp or atleast which vid?

[@Archonicenergy]

@@Coolbond2 kzbin.info/www/bejne/laPCl2aGmLF1grM enjoy.

[@slidetrombone]

I was not ready for Threej. I will *never* be ready for Threej.

[@LexYeen]

None of us will _ever_ be ready for Threej.

[@kanimara]

Dear lord, I hope a Beejcon someday exists that's like a Santacon. Just putting this out there in the world

[@rmw315]

I like all of LRR's output, but I especially like your vlogs. They're so earnest and genuine.

[@niallsb]

PSA: Normal lubricating eyedrops dispensed from a single bottle have a preservative in them. Often this preservative lasts only 3 months from opening. If you do not know when they expire, do not do what Beej did and use year old eyedrops, for the love of yourself!

[@markbrierley6367]

Yay I helped! (One of the magic judges for the EDH game)

[@th3TwistedLight]

Beej : "Who are you? " This lovely pair of people :"I'm you, but stronger"

[@schonlingg.wunderbar2985]

Parallel Beejs. If they have a citadel? And what does it look like? Are realities circular? Are there outer Beejs? Do outer Beejs have tentacles? Why do those questions become worse?

[@Luteloots]

I feel like this has set a dangerous precedent. The Beej's are just going to keep multiplying from here, we have doomed this timeline.

[@seanclark4071]

Dubstep plays in the distance

[@joelguerin-simard3415]

People cosplaying as beej is probably the coolest thing i seen this week! Amazing!

[@DavidLeeKersey]

5:50 Beej need to commission her to make him a new hat.

[@MrAmgeo]

Had it not been for Threej, I suspect this video would have been called something like "too much doughnut"

[@ExhaustedElox]

I couldn't stop laughing as soon as Threej showed up on screen. Those handmade (!) outfits are outstanding and make me so happy!

[@gaz-l621]

I've watched it like 4 times and every time it takes me a second to register which one is the real Beej.

[@penderrin1637]

You know you've become internet famous when people cosplay as your goofy convention clothes

[@ThatJerkRMED]

My God... the Beej Drop's power is increasing exponentially...

[@3dpprofessor]

I was expecting Graham to edit the Beej Drop in at 5:00 when they showed up.

[@EternalDensity]

Imagine they shot a secret crapshot.

[@Lycodrake]

I wasn't expecting Threej to actually be "Three Beej" but...wow. I'm stunned and in awe.

[@houseofshadow6380]

My favorite thing about rewatching this series of Graham's vlogs is getting to the part where Graham names a Magic card, and I go, "time to look that up, cuz I forgot what it says," open up Scryfall, and start to type it in, and its auto-filling from the first time I watched this lol

[@Zak_Katchem]

I am glad I was there to help with those judge calls in that commander game. It was wild.

[@houseofshadow6380]

10:20 holy balls, that Big Sister cosplay is awesome!

[@siobhanlawper1051]

I was coming here to say that! That outfit was AMAZING

[@Peldinx]

Kathleen you're great, and I'm not just saying this because Graham told me to.

[@troyjeffrey4311]

This is like when Seto Kaiba made Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon. THREEJ!!!

[@Senshi-un2bu]

so the reason for the inconsistent branding across Dunkin’/Dunkin Donuts is due in part to Franchising the brand out. Franchisers in their contracts need to remodel every 10 years, Corporate Dunkin’s change regularly but the franchises stores are VERY slow to update. for example a store near me remodeled 3 years ago but now won’t be updated to the new Dunkin rebrand for another 7 years

[@CleverCover05]

Aww man, now I want to cosplay as Beej too. Wouldnt be to the same degree of quality, but I would try.

[@Cascade_Failure]

Coming soon it's.. 'FOURJ || PAX East 2020'!

[@p.b.manning215]

Another great Vlog! I'm kinda sad that the bolt-action pen I gave Alex didn't make it into the final edit, but such is the way of things.

[@Dataloss484]

That sounds awesome. And like a thing Alex would really enjoy

[@trident042]

That was a very powerful Threej. I'm gonna be honest, I'm sure the quartet at 9:08 is indicative of something specific (as opposed to just "this is how we wanted to do Bowser and three princesses") but I'll be damned if I can figure out what.

[@Lucifer-9783]

The outfits of the Peach, Daisy, and Rosalina costumes evoke the style of Princess Zelda; and the Bowser that of Ganondorf. Maybe its some kind of Hyrule Warriors X Super Mario mashup?

[@trident042]

@@Lucifer-9783 Yeah, that was sort of what it looked like but I couldn't be sure

[@SalmirFilms]

OK, so, there was the guy who cosplayed Graham at PAX Aus with a baby doll Penelope, there's now been people who have cosplayed Beej here, who's the next LRR member to be cosplayed?

[@MichaelMoore99]

I want to say James.

[@tylerplatt2350]

Threej needs to both become a thing and also never ever be a thing.

[@schonlingg.wunderbar2985]

Threej, now with more quantum.

[@Winterpandacookies]

OMG it's the eyedrops from LRL reacts segment. Also are the two ppl who are wearing contacts as the time using that, cause that seems ick.

[@Haights]

9:46 "I'm sad that I'm dying." -- Strong Bear

[@Haights]

15:21 It's OVER, it's OVER Judges say it's OVER It's OVER, it's OVER Everybody died except -me- Graham!

[@xPsiPsiStar]

To add to G's opening comments on the donut chain shop, my local Dunkin' Donuts in Quito, the capital city of Ecuador in South America, just finished their rebranding to just "Dunkin'". Now I haven't actually gone in to check if their menu offerings are at all different, but it definitely is a whole new damn logo.

[@TheNerdySimulation]

You never really perceive it as much more than a concept until it happens, but Threej truly is "Life imitating Art."

[@CountZeroOr]

So, is a Zombie Bear still a 2/2?

[@MegaPamplemousse]

Literally just finished the last segment, thought to myself "Hmm what to watch now" and lo this appears.

[@LokNWykLeer]

Was that Beej's Anime Club?™

[@EternalDensity]

No cos that's not a commander deck.

[@EricChoiniere]

Sure, Threej was unsettling, but seeing Graham without his glasses at the end felt weird. Surely I've seen him like that before?

[@lynnica5219]

THAT'S what was different!! He's standing there talking about the fridge and I'm thinking "he looks different. What's different? His face. His forehead. Idk. Maybe it's just the light in the hotel room? Idk"

[@Arcuscos]

What's the song called that's playing for about 30 seconds right at the end of the video?

[@SievertSchreiber]

Thanks G for giving us Threej! ❤️

[@gnetkuji]

9:34 Dear lord, Kathleen was right! Her Phailhaüs prediction was true!

[@ShifuDaxiongmao]

What we need now is more Beejplayers. For the coming Beejpocalypse. ("OMG, THEY'RE MULTIPLYING!!")

[@Type_One___]

I can't imagine the line for PAX on a Saturday, I was there Friday and the line was absolutely insane.

[@RuthlessPandora]

I knew Threej coming because of the thumbnail, but it still did not prepare me. I am overwhelmed.

[@mistyladybug]

ThreeJ is now my favorite thing.

[@TheRazzleMcFrazzle]

They are going to be so many more beej cosplays next year i bet

[@jackielinde7568]

QUICK! DOPPLEBEEJ 1! WHAT"S IN HIS HAT!!! (we need to know. You are our last hope.)

[@ammo1317]

The judge on the right at 13:30 happen to be Dess?

[@trevorknight3904]

More Jeremy please. He's my favorite Commander Vs. person.

[@MidnighterKnight]

That must be the ultimate Beejdrop!

[@jamescolvin8429]

That moment when you see the ThreeJ all together for the first time and it takes you a moment to figure out which one is the real one.

[@AEllora]

I think that when people cosplay you at a Con is when you've "made it"

[@silvatriana1652]

And on the third day (of Pax) Threej rose (not) again. Best part though, I love Threej.

[@PastafarianPriestess]

In decades to come, we'll tell our grandchildren where we were when The Threej occured

[@shaunaaaah]

Are those the same eye drops that showed up on that LRL?

[@GrahamStarkVlogs]

They are!

[@EternalDensity]

Wow, TripleJ is upsettling. Which is a word I accidentally said out loud.

[@sages10]

Honestly I feel like Dunkin Donuts re-branded to Dunkin' not so much because they wanted to but more because everyone in MA already called it Dunkin' for years and they just got sick of correcting us. (Also pretty sure the inconsistency of the re-brand is corporate vs. franchise locations, not sure why I care enough to post about it though. Probably because I'm from MA, the state where you can see the next closest Dunkin' from whichever Dunkin' you are currently at.)

[@darylchiu9030]

5:00 Priceless :3

[@KakuEpsilon]

The Threej was a bit unsettling, but the fact that they had Pyro at PAX made me think that they were purifying the PAX of any negative vibes the Threej may have created.

[@daredaemon8878]

The Beejes, they are replicating.

[@arkimedes4728]

LOL Threej :-D You should definetely make at least 1 crapshot with those two people. They deserve it for their effort :)

[@Inglonias]

How did they know what beej would be wearing?

[@EldarLuin]

The power of Threej!

[@synsofthefather]

Does anyone happen to know Casey's full name?

[@pitohi11]

Threej was glorious.

[@SigmaMorrigan]

That donut is truly horrifying * falls over in a sympathetic diabetic coma *

[@SosaStarlight]

It finally happened.

[@alertArchitect]

I now feel inspired to make a ConBeej cosplay.

[@leeshajoi]

Y'all kept doing Beejdrops, this was bound to happen.

[@Greysnowman]

Okay, I *swear* I've seen the couple dressed as Beej in another video before. When they showed up, I was like "Oh neat, they came back", but when Beej spoke about the belt of the Hapi, it really confused me because I thought they alreaydy had talked about it the first time. Did this part get a preview somewhere?

[@Winterpandacookies]

I believe Graham just recently edited these vids (based on the what he tweeted) but they did talk about it a few times on stream.

[@FrankiePeanuts]

THREEJ!? 😲

[@zach3553]

The Threej!

[@RedJackz]

Working at a hotel I feel appalled that they couldn't help you with your request. Just send somebody with some cleaning supplies and your done. HOW HARD IS THAT?! I'm so sorry Mr Stark that this had to happen to you. Hope you enjoyed your stay regardless... Fuck I got into work mode.

[@KenKopin]

It's Jen! Hi Jen!

[@WhiteWizard42]

That Kasey person seemed so incredibly distressed by Threej, I was concerned she might actually suffer some sort of permanent mental break. I wonder if this was in any way inspired by the 2016 Improv Initiative where one of the lines from the audience was "Cosplaying as Beej".

[@GrahamStarkVlogs]

That’s Casey on most days of PAX

[@WhiteWizard42]

@@GrahamStarkVlogs I ... guess that helps? Seems like a helluva way to live.

[@Rathclav]

All hail the Threej!

[@chevtothemax]

I swear I've heard Graham talk about both the threej story and that commander game before, is this old footage thats just getting uploaded now?

[@GrahamStarkVlogs]

Yes

[@luccanelson768]

5:06 *KAGE BEEJSHIN NO JUTSU!!!*

[@TwilitLugia]

There are two things that really amused me. 1) Graham asking the guy from the Midwest about New England culture. 2) Graham being really concerned about people calling Dunkin Donuts "Dunkins" thing that it was a marketing thing when in reality, it's just easier to say "Dunkins" instead of "Dunkin Donuts"

[@GrahamStarkVlogs]

It sounded like, “Duncan is introducing a new smoothie”

[@TwilitLugia]

@@GrahamStarkVlogs Oh, well that is weird. The singularity of it makes all the difference.

[@RumpledNutskin]

For those who care, it's just "Dunkin" here in South Carolina!

[@godofthunder4242]

Beej, when you consented to a bunch of crapshots where people became you, you had to know that this moment was coming.

[@RecklessFables]

I love PAX East, but the Convention Center so poorly located compared to PAX South, PAX Unplugged, GenCon, Dragon*Con... everything really.

[@kiria1975]

IT'S BEEJ'S ANIME CLUB

[@teapra17]

It’s a somber zombear.

[@alexm-e4910]

Neat I’m like number 1,000

[@1TutorialBoss]

bad news, Threej

[@foxmar2344]

That is not a donut its a mistake in a box.

[@JeremyNoell]

My only regret is not getting it earlier in the weekend, when they still had the chocolate version.

[@JeremyNoell]

And also eating it. That was a pretty big regret.

[@foxmar2344]

@@JeremyNoell Chocolate would have made it only marginally better.

[@rileykass1563]

I'm surprised there wasn't bacon on it somewhere

[@CleverCover05]

@@rileykass1563 ugh that probably would have overloaded the Americanness into something beyond saving. Tbh I dont know how they ate that. I prob would have barfed after two bites.

[@wormspeaker]

Dopplebeejes!

[@azninsect]

Im seeing triple. 6 BEEJS!

[@rosskinsey3525]

Bwebwebwebwe bweh bweh bwooooobwuuuuuuu

[@barry_crisp]

5:15 Oh god, it's a cult!

[@frankan6417]

Here for Jeremy #teamnoell

[@Tajessa]

I remember seeing the picture of Threej, but the live action is more beautiful and terrible than I could have possibly imagined.

[@soratorb]

THREEJ

[@delmsh]

Gvlog hyyyyype

[@gibbousm]

DoppelBeej!

[@SeraphimKnight]

Threej is what happens when you invert beejdrop.

[@lisuru5302]

looks like paul made some beej clones lol

[@dulyoghon6062]

Threejsome

[@B1ngusD1ngus]

The beigion