Hot Wiring Cars for Cash - Thief Simulator

[@mrmenace6545]

I love how gray remembers 108 by how he tried to steal their mustard

[@christianboi2142]

AntiHeroDaEpik •_• 107

[@SampullMC]

"Oh YeAh, ThIs Is ThE MuStArD PeOpLe". said in such a way, that you'd think the PEOPLE were mustard.

[@bronwencadd2872]

It was 107

[@Cluxystardom]

(•^•)

[@Al_falcone]

Lol

[@Anastas1786]

"'The police will tow your car!' Was our car in the middle of nowhere or something?" Your car was in a _park,_ Gray. A strange car, just parked smack-dab in the middle of a public park, right outside someone else's house. To make matters worse, parked _askew_ and entirely too close to a sidewalk.

[@thelada7721]

Isn't that the way New Yorkers park? Well Gray is from Jersey and Jersey is close to New York so he inherited something

[@thelada7721]

@Jarrett Powers Yea he told that in house flipper

[@GrayStillPlays]

No one ever cared before! Suddenly the police decided they were going to start enforcing traffic laws.

[@Uncle_Roadkill]

One day they'll start enforcing dumpster, bed and closet safety, juuuuuuust you wait!

[@korbilicious]

@@Uncle_Roadkill Yeah you're right

[@tntexploder7665]

"we are firicking rollin' right now" me: (*cough*) debt slave "maybe he's not part of the algorithm" *man screams in fear*

[@Krissyloveem]

I’m on my third round of watching your thief simulator series. 😭😭 you sold this game ! I’ve watched others play it and you had the most sense and did the funniest and smartest things to achieve your goal. That alone is inspiring and shows how awesome you are in real life I’m sure. Love ya Grey !

[@jokerking7448]

Gray: Hippity hoppity all your stuff is now my property!

[@lucbali7026]

More like Everyone: Gray, don't you DARE do a joke Gray: imma say HIPPITY HOPPITY YOUR HOUSE IS MY PROPERTY

[@Fire-Manz]

Zippity Zee, This meme now belongs to me. Oh wait, this isn't reddit or 9gag. My bad ...

[@genericname4206]

Good Ol' Kermit

[@oneballious]

been a while

[@Null8fuenf10]

Black guy passes by in a video game. Gray: 'I don't think I've ever seen that model,... in this neighborhood.' Dodged a bullet, Gray, wp. Well played... ^^

[@bradenanderson5087]

Was just gonna say 🤣

[@joshmorgan5933]

that killed me

[@lrdjdog2617]

Came back to watch gray play this after I did on the Vr port, also when gray said "oh 'washing powder' I thought that said something else" I'm pretty sure he thought it was "white power" since it was 360p

[@Null8fuenf10]

@@lrdjdog2617 ahahahaha, probably yeah ^^ Man, like I said in the comment before, I miss the stories. Remember, when he did a real life My Summer Car sketch and KZbin age restricted or even deleted it, because the, I think, 'milk bottle' he used was a bleach bottle on which he put a custom label on since it resembled the Finnish ones from the game the most and the 'hip', 'cool', 'trendy', or whatever kids are calling it today, response back then to pretty much anything was 'drink bleach'. Ah, good times ^^ Thank You too for reminding me to watch that series again! Wish You a grand 2023!

[@rH0und]

Me: rarely gets spotted, when I am spotted I hide and finish the job swiftly Grey: hides every 2 seconds because the legit swat team was called because of a window

[@gypsymellefont3236]

If the cops ask I never saw this comment

[@luthermorrisjr1657]

It's Gypsy Sure...

[@motherofpea4rll]

L4D

[@maryalicekolonay1816]

LOL

[@unprankable666]

Nobody: Gray: "Oh yeah, these are the mustard people."

[@maryalicekolonay1816]

😆 LOL 😆

[@jacobellis2462]

Gray is the best KZbinr ever

[@DarkDragonOfLife]

"Why cant I just beat them with my crowbar?" Because then it'll become Murder Simulator and not thief.

[@neelesh4772]

They could make it so that it just knocks them out for some time

[@joshmorgan5933]

​@@neelesh4772 still goes against the point of the game and takes away a lot of the challenge. It's a stealth game where the entire point is to non-violently burglarize and not be detected. Knocking people out with a crowbar is the opposite of that. Plus, being able to sneak up and knock people out with a crowbar would be the easiest way to complete every robbery where tenants are home.

[@GrenadierTTV]

@@joshmorgan5933 dude the character blows up Vinny I highly doubt he has morals to prevent him from hurting others, besides Gray shows us that some people are way to vigilant and that would be useful to have some type of tool to knock out someone. Something like a Taser with limited shots that replenish upon returning home. That could help balance the game.

[@triforce9286]

@@neelesh4772 problem is, burglary is a crime, assault and murder is a felony, a whole different level of illegal.

[@rafaelramos1419]

i love when he says "hi hiugo" like a new jersey mom

[@sweeyangchen3710]

Hi Hyyyiiiiiiugo

[@VtecGuru]

HTttht

[@amynicole5666]

True that

[@pjdegnan35]

lmao in jersey

[@maryalicekolonay1816]

Hiiiiiiii hiugoooooooooo

[@Nina-fc8ey]

6:23 You know you need a new car when...grass starts sprouting from the seats..

[@littleskeletondudeman50]

I feel like they’d be safer not hiding stuff in their safe. The safe just draws attention

[@Violet_Harmonies]

I’m just watching all the thief simulators in a row and it’s great 😂

[@datflyguy9918]

Gray isn’t the best at actually doing things, but the best in giving me a heart attack by laughing so hard

[@almondmilk1500]

Nobody: Gray when he unlocks carjacking: "Hippity hoppity, your cars are now my property."

[@DigbyCCeasar]

Loving the series, Richie R. street is when the game gets REALLY good. Thank god the notes give you the tenants schedules hour by hour so you can know exactly what room they will be in and when... the burglary planning for the 200s is intense. Can't wait to watch you pulling the jobs there!

[@dracojay8177]

Grey I been watching your vids since you first started . I love them if I’m sad you make me happy so you should never stop with your KZbin career. Keep it up.

[@googs3589]

Jordan Naanep you ruined it with like if you agree

[@blake9908]

Like fishing?

[@jakebartsch5523]

Blake ?

[@eainlawhorn8180]

Why do people do this "when I'm sad your vids make me happy" it's just like saying I'm sad so give me love and likes, when I'm sad I eat icecream it's that simple

[@yamilat]

Eain Lawhorn ok but it’s different for everyone

[@quirmi_6770]

We have to break their window, get in the safe, steal a vase- oh look there’s a rainbow!! Dude I was dyinggg

[@fallonfireblade4404]

When he starts getting into the really good stuff but he ends the episode and you know you gotta wait a day or two. KEEP PLAYING THIS GAME, GRAY

[@carterwaldron-brown3100]

i absolutely LOVE this series and your channel Gray!

[@beausix8332]

Hey gray love the vids keep it up and keep playing this game pls

[@kyndelwilson5359]

Keep making your videos there the best

[@gonzogonzo3464]

Beau Six omg I almost made the same comment lol I didn’t even look down

[@lospos853]

My favourite thing for Gray to say is ‘YeeeeEeEssss, GooOoooOd’ it gets me every time

[@lordicarus8807]

Full liquour bar!!

[@sebastianfischer429]

12:29 Soviet anthem out of nowhere.

[@autisticgamer24]

IKR

[@bexmarie6076]

Yep

[@deathlygrim6673]

Se. Fischer r/woosh

[@korbilicious]

*SOVIET ANTHEM INTENSIFIES*

[@Uncle_Roadkill]

Guess Hugo is actually KOMRADE Hugo

[@jeremydale7263]

How you say "Yesss" makes my day every time!

[@elliehugg]

In the description it says "ABOUT: House Flipper" but then it proceeds to describe thief simulator!

[@renakunisaki]

House simulator?

[@karkahn]

Thief Flipper

[@NoBody-dr8tp]

@@karkahn frick em real gud

[@Gr3nadgr3gory]

Yeah, hes flipping the houses from furnished to barren.

[@callum2975]

New intro for next episode: Alriight, welcome back to the game where people are invincible and repairs are 1$ ITS THEIF SIMULATOR

[@taliacho6537]

Turtle Imperium Is Back haha! Run over pedestrians damnit!!

[@Stormfire1777]

More theft damn it!!!

[@the_car_guy5915]

Gray: **sees black guy walking through neighborhood** "I don't think I've ever seen that model in this neighborhood before." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@TrueLifeRetelling]

LMAO FR

[@sentientbread233]

… I don’t get it

[@joshmorgan5933]

@@sentientbread233 ...it's a joke about the surprise of seeing a black guy in a white neighborhood, clearly referencing how certain people in real life react when they see a black person in their neighborhood.

[@caegordon]

Graystillplays: Professional fence testers, just here to test your fence. (Breaks fence) Your fence sucks. 1:13

[@ethanfluck3127]

Hey GRAY love ur vids keep up the awesome work

[@pyrotechnicash]

Ethan Fluck I agree

[@edibleknivess6600]

Ethan fluck true

[@sovietscrapmechanic5058]

The puns and Gray getting stuff wrong makes me almost fall off my couch

[@Harkness197]

I love your vids and this series is so damn hilarious! Your comments are tops

[@SethHisoka]

i love how thieving has somehow animorphed Gray into John Mulaney at points

[@yeeteducation]

0:16 it’s only a matter of time before they add guard dogs and children to the game

[@rustywoods6541]

"WHAT THE BALLSACK!?" GrayStillPlays, 2021 Also, the game got an update. You can now blow up Vinny's office as revenge.

[@Nullots]

7:02 The sound I make when I see GrayStillPlays uploaded a video. XD

[@elias0240]

This was one of the best episodes so far in my opinion. Thank you for playing this gray! You are an Awsome KZbin!

[@coltondaniel7171]

Gray has embraced his inner comrade I am so proud

[@ElRodriPR]

19:51 "OW THAT'S LOUD AS HELL 😖" "The whole freaking neighborhood probably heard that, JESUS" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@basvanheumen4231]

Weird thing I've discovered while playing, is that sometimes, there's a note lying in a trashcan outside. A note with usually a good clue about the house. Probably written by some other thief. However, not every house has that. Sometimes, there's a random item in the trashbin outside too, mostly cheap though. But it's worth checking. Especially if you're just inches away from the street, ready to go back home.

[@JuicyMatthewSports]

Thank u gray for playing again Ps: u r my favorite KZbinr and when I’m feeling down u definitely make me feel way better Ur jokes are so funny keep up the good work

[@TYLERGAMING-rb4eb]

Gray I love this series. Keep up the good work.

[@Icanttstop]

11:50 yes. Its a skill that needs training like anything else

[@derpypac-man2706]

Everyone: exclamation point. Gray: exclanation point.

[@kepler2358]

Love your videos plz do more

[@wheeln24-79]

After watching a few other big youtubers play this game you're the best one at it. And the funniest! Keep it up!

[@macfeelye536]

Gray, you’re going to Bankrupt me playing these indie games. First Species, then Universe Sandbox, Sims 4, and now this. I’m making all of my new characters with the name Coloradoman. I lovehate you. Thank you.

[@djatomica7300]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ANOTHER VIDEO OF THIEF SIMULATOR

[@Tony-nq6hq]

11:59 Hold up thats my teacher name😂😂😂

[@kruunie3981]

I love this series. PLEASE keep this goin for a decent while.

[@rebsdioramas]

HA! Gray if you think 108 was hard wait till you get to the next area, cameras everywhere, some places have 2 people that never leave, no where to hide in the gardens... it's fun.

[@theenderdirewolf]

8:09 "The early bird gets the stacks" I'm honestly debating if I should make that my senior quote, and I'm only a sophomore. That's how great that line was. x'D

[@ragalack]

I'm in seventh grade and trying to decide my senior year quote how about that

[@infin8games849]

I found it, the first time greystillplays did his current into, from "good day to you all" to "today we back to playing the only game where you can break into a iphone with some tools you bought of theft bay"

[@joshmorgan5933]

this video isn't the first time...

[@Commander9013]

I like how Vinny makes you steal and break things from people but you know he actually cares if you hit someone some Criminal

[@Drakrau_TheDerg]

3:24 Gray: What the ballsack?! Game: The police will tow your car. Gray: Was my car in the middle of nowhere? Hold on... Car: (in the middle of the frickin public park)

[@averagegamer9685]

There’s a giant a tv in here Labeled: small tv

[@LazloRTR]

Gray just use double window to throw mid-size items like small tv's outside (windows are unlocked from inside) You can also open both garage door and gate by finding the switch (gate and door have separate switch) for the 101, so you could just usain bolt past the camera without any care. As far as I know (I've completed the game) there's no alarm reacting to open doors

[@ElderonAnalas]

Gray if you hold space and wiggle the mouse, it let's you move the items left and right. You can throw large thing out the windows sideways like that.

[@Gr3nadgr3gory]

Gray, literaly everything you steal is hot. That's kinda the definition of hot.

[@thecheeselord5943]

Wow what a beautiful protection plan (who knows what type of ad gray made for it, but Id use it)

[@jacobellis2462]

Gray is the best KZbinr ever

[@chainz17]

best game best youtuber

[@subjectcloud7601]

Hey GrayStillPlays Guitars are pretty much rare you can sell them in your computer at home to get more money or the pawnshop if you find more

[@lazarbunny9994]

Gray is the best gamer

[@citywomen561]

Hahaha “thaaank youuu Jeeeesuusss” 😂😂😂😂 you are literally making me laugh! Love all your videos ❤️

[@inlausa]

Bring back the long dark

[@christopherwalker1823]

U could of just edited ur Long Wolf comment, u do know that right?

[@MaverickGaming]

10:17 You forgot that delicious router

[@EliSlacker]

I love how good your parking is in these parking spots

[@leperdfan377]

I will be so happy if gray gets a million subcribers

[@akihikousagi5752]

I was laying on the couch in my livingroom at about noon when I heard the window 5 feet from me open. I turned my head to see my neighbor's adult son attempting to climb into my house. In broad daylight. With me in the room. He had stolen 200$ and had been in our house without us home several times prior to this, and even robbed a store and a restaurant, but since we don't have cameras, we could never have him arrested. He also had mental issues so the cops had to be lenient with him and never did anything besides keep him in jail for like 2 weeks after the restaurant incident. His mother was just like "Oh. I heard he tried breaking in. Sorry" and that's all she said about it. Luckily they moved a couple weeks later, probably to keep him from being arrested. He never stole anything besides money, which is probably where the mental issues came into play. We had a tv, gane consoles, an unlocked laptop, and other electronics in the livingroom. But he only took the cash out of my wallet. Not even my debit card, which could be used without a pin. This was a few months ago, but I still can't believe, to this day, that I caught that s.o.b in the act with my own eyes.

[@sentientbread233]

Oh

[@mr.realdeal8880]

Gray is starting his own Cars for cash yay!!!

[@jacobarmstrong782]

Ah yes it wouldn't be a graystillplays video if you can't click on a partly watched video and the first you hear is "why can't I just hit them with the crowbar!"

[@breadedstick]

Hey been waiting for this vid it great!

[@gonzogonzo3464]

Hi Gray Love the vids keep up the good work you deserve 2M

[@eldritchcupcakes3195]

11:56 locksmiths actually buy locks to pick so I wouldn’t be surprised if something also exists for safes

[@yeetmaster75]

Idk why but I love these vids.

[@jackmeriustacktheritrix]

For 108, you could've just climbed the trellis on the front of the house.. You know, the one right below the room with the tv... with the wide open window? Then you just drop the tv out the window (takes a little adjusting), go get your car and load her up.

[@landon4life470]

Maxing out your agility help so much with big items

[@keisuketakahasi4584]

17:43 219 seconds are not 2 minutes 19 seconds

[@themudpit621]

Wait - you stole a PIGGY BANK? What kind of MONSTER are you? lol

[@renakunisaki]

A big bad wolf?

[@Marnzzzz]

finaly! another episode of thief. why are best games the rearest?

[@qwackz]

I love how he’s talking and randomly he’s like WELCOME BACK

[@SiliconSlyWolf]

I played this just recently the first time, and it seems like the tenets only notice things like doors or windows open, but all their worldly possessions can disappear and they won't notice. The world seems to also have a weird causality link between you selling items and people getting new stuff, so if you really hate the tenets, just never sell anything and it seems they'll be stuck living in eternal husks of emptiness and despair.

[@Аноним-п1ж]

12:28 SOUZ NERUSHI- Gm... *СОЮЗ НЕРУШИМЫЙ* *РЕСПУБЛИК СВОБОДНЫХ* *СПЛОТИЛА НАВЕКИ* *ВЕЛИКАЯ РУСЬ!* *ДА ЗДРАВСТВУЕТ* *СОЗДАННЫЙ ВОЛЕЙ НАРОДОВ* *ВЕЛИКИЙ МОГУЧИЙ* *СОВЕТСКИЙ СОЮЗ!*

[@livingistragic6514]

Hell yeah

[@matkopoliceman3067]

Keep it up Gray! Try I can gun its free on itch just thought id say that 👍

[@Insp.C]

13:47 those are shudders, not shades. We install them in Florida for hurricanes and they lock from the inside... You should contact steam and tell them to cut you a commission, $$$ I'm about to buy this game. Love all your work. -C

[@harkinbartlett7813]

Please do more often love this and can you do longer episodes.

[@BossCoins2]

12:29 YESSSSS!

[@techzombie9]

I cant wait to see gray trying to steel in the new neiborhood

[@Nameless_Night]

Grey at the pawn shop is always hilarious, the noises 😂

[@nothingvideogame7019]

He said woah a whole tablet like there was gonna be half a tablet in there😂

[@Nina-fc8ey]

"it may be cubics....zirconium....or CHROMOSOMES...or whatever" XD XD XD LOL

[@offmyash2300]

I love ur thief sim vids

[@RaphBlade7]

Gray hot wiring cars sounds like something he'd be good at considering all the time he's spent in GTA 5! *The following is the opinion of a Salty SEAGULL named EARL who just shows up in my posts whenever he feels like it!* [EARL the Salty SEAGULL:] "FloridaMen learn how to hot wire golf carts (plenty of golf courses in Florida) as young FloridaBoys & then work their way up to boats, cars, trucks, etc! So its not surprising Gray enjoys GTA 5 & Thief Simulator as he gets to commit all the felonies he wants as long as he's not busy being tormented by Alex's patented Torture Boards with their windmills & such!"

[@PlumpBirdo]

12:45 bottom left corner his exp is 666

[@jeffgibson8310]

Thank you Granny that was very enjoyable My cat died on the 1st and and you're the 1st thing that's made me laugh since then he was my best friend

[@JimsRavioli]

You, good sir just resurrected a subscription

[@Gadgets2059]

You need to stay locked up in your house. The fun you are having with this game scares lol.

[@sarahsarno5943]

Hiiiiiiiii Huuugooooo 7:14

[@MadnessIncVP]

1:13 - 1:18 😂 9:39 - 9:44 You say that like it’s nothing. 😂 12:15 - 12:20 “Hey man. The Lombardis paid your bail.”

[@shauljonah6955]

Break the table in house 302. ?? But bring me the pizza oven 😂🤣😁hardest thing to get out a window Vinny.