I completed the smallest harpoon jump challenge

[@DcayD]

Gray is the type of guy in hell that yells I'M STILL ALIIIIIVE

[@Y0urs_Tru3ly]

Why can I see this...?

[@LsdRaccoon]

Grays not going too hell He’s going too a special hell made for him called happy wheels

[@vidsaboodyyt]

This is- *WHEEZE*

[@MistoryFox]

The logic tho.

[@simon9867]

lol this comment got literally copied

[@ofconsciousness]

I love it when Gray tries to reassure us that things aren't actually what they look like. So calm, so soothing, so lies.

[@gemronaldarzaga2386]

Anything to please the viewers and the KZbin gods

[@darkwolf4049]

@@gemronaldarzaga2386 gods? More like irritating control freak bastards

[@gemronaldarzaga2386]

@@darkwolf4049 Yes, the KZbin gods that are like a less masochistic version of gray

[@vergil3687]

Gray and Satan are the type of best friends that pull extremely painful pranks on each other

[@doomslayer8684]

Gray is satan.....

[@xitofa]

Its a Joke goddammit

[@vergil3687]

@Anna Baik it was a necessary sacrifice

[@AliMation4202]

There's also me...

[@vergil3687]

@@AliMation4202 our Lord and savior, I'm deeply humbled and honored to have been noticed by you

[@uno_revers]

Imagine coming to this guy's funeral and halfway through a half decaying, half mangled body uttering the words, "I'm still alive"

[@lucaharvey2123]

If that happened i would get the damn holy water

[@lewistyrer8859]

I would never go to sleep again

[@Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa12]

*William afton has entered the chat*

[@サネ-w8n]

Hmmmmmm welp see you in hell gray

[@captain_cron4]

Lol XD

[@Nitrinoxus]

Board creators: "Anti-cheat spikes." GSP watchers: *_"Gray Will Find A Way."_*

[@Nitrinoxus]

@Braedon Scutellaro Place an asterisk ( * ) on either side of the word. Italics is the same, but with an underscore ( _ ) instead. Not sure about underlined, though.

[@Nitrinoxus]

@Braedon Scutellaro Sure thing, happy to help.

[@playerreset3070]

@@Nitrinoxus use ( - ) to use cross

[@Nitrinoxus]

@@playerreset3070 -Thanks.-

[@Analyssa-g7s]

@@playerreset3070 -oh its true-

[@itssssammi]

"Swing to your victory" Gray on his first try: "no, i dont think i will"

[@GrayStillPlays]

You can't tell me what to do.

[@Nerrad22343]

Wow

[@MariOmor1]

@@GrayStillPlays But I can make a GTA board for you, with only one checkpoint.

[@jellyno3652]

@@MariOmor1 r/foundsatan

[@thegreatpie4549]

@@MariOmor1 oh no

[@albasong3495]

You know Grays losing his sanity when he begins using complex words. Nobody in Florida does this.

[@DjTheReaper10475]

It's the equivalent of cajuns here in louisiana. nobody uses complex or sophisticated words.

[@BlackHaru]

He's fine, he's just speaking in tongues

[@lechking941]

The only time I do I. Florida is for science class.

[@spaghettithekittycat3776]

I’m a Georgian and I’m the only person in my class who isn’t given a deep definition of words that have more then Four letters

[@MB-sy9ll]

@dubelow You know I have to do this.

[@akshideout8652]

Remember, kids: When life gets tough, modify the files of Life and add tons of zeroes to LuckPercentage, Currency and HP

[@Suntaile]

Unless the stats are at 0 to begin with. Better add a one in there somewhere too :D

[@cheesewallace5494]

Or 9s

[@netherillager5959]

Make sure that it's just yours tho. U have to do it under "personal" not "all"

[@williamwatson5707]

69 likes

[@alekssolesky1649]

LOL

[@seanfoster6559]

I feel like Gray should make merch with "Not today, SATAN!" or "I'M STILL ALIIVE" on it.

[@w4976.]

or “WE DON’T NEED (blank) WHERE WE’RE GOING!”

[@diedtoambush9128]

Finally people who agree with me!!! Another idea for merch could be “MLG son”

[@sanstheskeleton1298]

All of them are perfect ideas

[@grahamcrackers3731]

Gray: “yeet god” Subtitles: “ah yes, geeks have gods now”

[@lexanosss286]

Gray is my bedtime story reader, but instead of a story, it's a video consisting of nothing but masochism, and I can't sleep without it

[@FullMoonOctober]

My day truly isn't complete without it.

[@kit7759]

glad im not the only one who needs a gray video to fall asleep akfhs

[@Sebbi_]

Brooo this is so true it's like part of my routine to watch a grey video right before sleeping

[@pursuitofexcitement]

That's why I feel so empty on Thursdays...

[@tachyon8317]

For me, I usually put on his list of Sims 4 and fall asleep a while after that

[@Billy_Annizarry]

"I'm still alive."

[@gemmadavies3775]

Not 4 long

[@cheezymeteor101]

Yes he is

[@sg9587]

No you’re not!

[@gemmadavies3775]

@@sg9587 E

[@koolAIDfrom1997]

This seriously needs to be put on a t-shirt 🤣

[@Venomtankmod]

Only man who can be stabbed twice by the same inanimate harpoon

[@cyprusking2832]

➡️ livegirls19. com ⤵️ B.e.S.T f'u"l'l D.a.T.i.n.G h.o.T G.i.r.L's -L-o-V-e-S-e-X---❤️😘 ..👍 !💖🖤❤️今後は気をライブ配信の再編ありがとうです！この日のライブ配信は、かならりやばかったですね！１万人を超える人が見ていたもん（笑）やっぱり人参最高！まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした,. 💖🖤在整個人類歷史上，強者，富人和具有狡猾特質的人捕食部落，氏族，城鎮，城市和鄉村中的弱者，無`'守和貧窮成員。然而，人類的生存意願迫使那些被拒絕，被剝奪或摧毀的基本需求的人們找到了一種生活方式，並繼續將其DNA融入不斷發展的人類社會。. 說到食物，不要以為那些被拒絕的人只吃垃圾。相反，他們學會了在被忽視的肉類和蔬菜中尋找營養。他們學會了清潔，切塊，調味和慢燉慢燉的野菜和肉類，在食品市場上被忽略的部分家用蔬菜和肉類，並且學會了使用芳香的木煙（如山核桃，山核桃和豆科灌木 來調味g食物煮的時候 1618820523

[@FaUltiFloor]

'I'm still alive' is the equivalent of an anime character surviving being stabbed at light speed 10 time. Except anime characters don't reset their entire existence

[@sim2629]

Finally someone who deserves to be on trending

[@mrsus420]

The way the kid falls out of that bike just cracks me up for some reason

[@doomslayer8684]

@Braedon Scutellaro meatus beatus

[@draglingstudios5418]

He yeetus the fetus and then accidentally committed self deletus

[@Goobbus]

@@draglingstudios5418 he yeetus the feetus the accidentally committed self deletus and in heaven he admired his defeatus

[@NIL_1107]

I like how Grey is one of the only people who acknowledge that you can bleed out in Happy Wheels Edit: I don't care if I spelt "Gray" wrong. And I said one of, not the only one, calm down people.

[@lime2110]

He only acknowledges half of his body as a surviving win

[@NIL_1107]

@@lime2110 True. He eats the other half after to regenerate what he lost

[@BurnieCybers]

Markiplier is the other guy.

[@lime2110]

@@NIL_1107 look for my other comment

[@The31ator]

*IMMM STILLL ALIVEEE*

[@casualrage8420]

Gray loses all of his limbs irl: IM STILL ALIIIIIVE

[@battleblaster4203]

You only need 30% of your body to survive

[@The31ator]

Lol

[@Dentheman1995]

It's just a flesh wound

[@battleblaster4203]

@Alyssa Chitty what is your favorite color?

[@cup00]

*you only need 0% of limbs where we’re going*

[@apoc4lypseArisen]

0:34 my favorite GrayStillPlays quote

[@hotcat3262]

I love how gray says stuff like "that was...a ketchup satchket in my pocket" and in the rest of the video he says "oh my god that's a lot of blood" or something like that

[@inconspicuouspotatoes2588]

“The only game where you can get a violent square enema, it’s happy wheels.” Yet again, Lord Yeetus never fails to pass his glorious knowledge onto us.

[@andreobarros]

This intro was just 10/10. I was like: a square waaaaat?

[@Far_away-o5m]

Ok why you keep dying Pli

[@Far_away-o5m]

How him did that 🌚🌜🌛💘💝💖💗

[@MattHew-rq8zw]

The moment his pogo-stick character, jumped back and hit the harpoon on the way back... All that came to mind was two things "pogo-stick guy is a masochistic... And he likes getting pegged." xD

[@s0ckdrawer]

Imagine instead of yet it was yeet

[@alexusp]

I would thoroughly enjoy seeing Gray do the Sims 4 100 Baby Challenge with no mods, or cheats. He would seriously lose whatever left of his mind he has left

[@robinde_birb1142]

This is Gray we are talking about... I can pretty much guarantee only about 10 of those are gonna reach adult hood. And they will all be on drugs

[@foxinabox5103]

@@robinde_birb1142 and alcohol, bcuz FULL LIQUOR BAR

[@m0ss233]

👁👄👁 I know 2 or something would survive cause his brain is going down every video🔫

[@TheUnknownMist7]

​​@@foxinabox5103i miss *FULL LIQOUR BAARR* man, i miss it.

[@saturn3809]

i love how gray gets thrown into random objects and literally tossed around but he still says "this is fine"

[@nailahabdullah8420]

I like ur pfp

[@saturn3809]

@@nailahabdullah8420 why thank you

[@poio3111]

1:44 " no, not the balls" Inmediatly after the balls get absolutely destroyed

[@BarredCoast0]

I've not laughed so hard till this one came along. 😂😂🤣😂😂

[@micah2284]

You can tell how long Gray has been playing happy wheels by the sheer amount of control he has over the characters when he is dragging them around on the floor.

[@haydenhart1194]

Underrated comment. Very true.

[@ripelime]

Yep

[@PlxsteredH34rt]

Me: had never played

[@bobbysimpson1797]

Gray is the only person who can find a way to cheat uncheatable boards.

[@jaxblonk5127]

Nothing is cheat proof- just cheat resistant.

[@MidnightDStroyer]

@@jaxblonk5127 It's like being no such thing as bullet proof...All it takes to get through is a bigger bullet. Gray finds a way for having the greatest resistance.

[@m0ss233]

He’s just special tbh it starts to see like he is doing the right thing🏵🏵

[@faye_zd]

if i had the same amount of determination for my schoolwork that gray has for happy wheels i’d be a astrophysicist by now

[@gng_gng1]

1:03 Gray: Not today Satan Satan 3 seconds later Satan: Y E S

[@hyperadam1804]

Gray's famous quote: "Not today, satan!"

[@ombaaa]

Lets respect everyone that has to go thtough the pain of making a happy wheels level cause they have to test every single bit of their level so its not broken also my level is at 10:34

[@brad2400]

It would seem you underestimated Gray's ability to cheat...

[@ombaaa]

@@brad2400 every time he cheats more dumb anti cheat measures are added

[@mollywhitmore6209]

Gray: this is easy Conveyer belt: more toilets!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@pawelstangret3799]

"Don't worry I'm just doing some yoga" Graystillplays 2021

[@madladmagyar4823]

I’m stayin in Florida for a week and I’m already seeing the Gray energy at it’s most powerful

[@alexandersillan8139]

I find your videos the best to unwind to after a craptastic day at work

[@KDTmooncat]

This is the person that makes everyone laugh to death

[@phydeux]

You know it's going to be fun when you hear Gray stop mid-sentence and say "What the hell was that?"

[@spookyblush-speedruns]

Time stamp?

[@Kmika00]

@@spookyblush-speedruns5:55 I think

[@Kmika00]

@@spookyblush-speedruns8:41

[@mpz952]

Mom: Nah it's okay just one beer won't hurt The Child:

[@m0ss233]

Ikr

[@af9162]

8:10 Gray: “I’M SUPAMAN BIIIIIIIITCH” I love that 😂😂😂

[@Elvincarb]

Gray can make any game funny.

[@pesto0326]

Gray is the one guy that makes boring and dead games into something that could go on trending

[@itssssammi]

"Oh im toilet running like a pro now" The secret is taco bell

[@tyleranderson4834]

Tom hardy leave before Daddy Gray punishes you harder in happy wheels

[@itssssammi]

@@tyleranderson4834 Sadly even when i escape daycare satan always sends me back

[@The31ator]

Heyyy it’s Tom hardy How is daycare going

[@itssssammi]

@@The31ator daycare is gone i burnt it down :)

[@The31ator]

@Tom Hardy Lol

[@Tadnado]

I'm surprised Gray and Satan aren't on a first name basis

[@swizzyonmarss]

They probably are

[@ryantalley5284]

Nah, they're on a first initial basis. They just call each other G and S

[@Kmika00]

How do you know they aren’t already?

[@brianhutcherson1700]

His name is actually Alex not satan lol

[@webkarma9654]

First try and both "Impossible" and "Drugs" is what Happy Wheels is all about

[@sai_lg1070]

5:20 this feels like me watching my hero while midoroya jumps from pole to pole

[@fh_jordan]

You make me smile so bad my mouth just hurts like I need 1,000,000,000,000 kilograms of pain medicine.

[@itssssammi]

"I do appreciate that i managed to connect "yeet god" and "graystillplays" together with bottle flips Were they not the same word?

[@crift4328]

Xdd new sub

[@wadethecogworkfloofer8400]

"Yeetus" is starting to become my favorite word

[@darksunday3012]

His last words are guaranteed gonna be “IM STILL ALIVE”

[@lewistyrer8859]

Something else is they 99% of the time are I've only seen him survive once after muttering those words

[@Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa12]

“Here in Floridian news, KZbin graystillplays found *mostly* dead and dismembered. the person to commit this is is unknown. however, gray was only found because of his constant screams of ‘I’m still alive!’ And ‘not today satan!’ alerting the nearby residents of jecuas lane. And for the weather, over to you Tom!”

[@darksunday3012]

@@Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa12 this made me laugh lol

[@HackerMann203]

12:01 Nobody expects the toilet inquistition

[@nehankadayat2520]

3:36 best way to make a violent and painful ride for children

[@nnnnneo]

he finally plays a game where he can’t crash as easily as the others :D

[@cxpKSip]

I think he hasn't tried to.

[@MidnightDStroyer]

No, no...Gray crashes a lot. His computer doesn't crash, just Gray crashing into things.

[@kenobi52]

Who else randomly found gray then started watching every one of his videos

[@onedaynoreason2572]

Yt recommended his species series where he did messed up stuff with evolution and it was the best and Insta subbed. I laughed so hard I cried right away

[@mibuki4425]

Me

[@vanhalenfan1015]

Yupp

[@eh2239]

I had watched him 3 years ago anyways, I just came back & was surprised by his new attitude. However, I am enjoying it though.

[@RaRaRishi]

I was doing a science project and saw one of his Universe Sandbox videos

[@mattmeyer99]

Gray: I'm just doing yoga! Fabian: did someone say yoga?

This brings anything can be done with hard work to HOLE new level

[@TheForgottenDetermined]

3:45 GrayStillPlays + Yeet God = GRAYSTILLPLAYS IS A YEET GOD!

[@unrelatedmule]

Grays suffering feeds my happiness.

[@itssssammi]

"As long as i keep my helmet everything will be just fine" **dies**

[@dqw4w9wgxcq32]

^^^^

[@MidnightDStroyer]

There was one time Gray lost his helmet & still won!

[@itssssammi]

I think its about time gray finishes a level *with* Tom Hardy by his side

[@Cybertronous]

He has.

[@r2020E]

A few pieces of the Tom Hardy's body will suffice.

[@jarlathquinn2628]

You should be realistic

[@Cybertronous]

@@jarlathquinn2628 He's done it. But it was accidental.

[@revlerie]

Florida man and Timmy rain are the best 4 words of this channel

[@ArchAntichristReal]

13:20 The map creator: Oh boy. Here I go adding more spikes to my maps again

[@maurixe2724]

Gray everytime his ribs are bleeding, his stomach is hanging from his lungs, his heart is exposed to air and hos arms are hanging from some red muscle wire thing: *îm štïll ålīįìíïîvėēęéè*

[@durandol]

"Some red muscle wire thing" ...SIVA?

[@confusedjello7292]

*hos arms*

[@lechking941]

@@durandol I habe a feeling those are blood vessels like maun arteris.

[@jaslynlee4405]

Gray when he loses his helmet: Oh no, that's bad!

[@lewistyrer8859]

The red thing is either his nerver system or vein

[@stardragon7893]

Once more we are blessed with Gray's yeeting.

[@VelTSK]

I’m scared because I dunno what’s gonna happen in this video.

[@jacquelinestennis1310]

A lot of harpoons will be implied! ☺️☝️

[@LsdRaccoon]

A lot of penetration

[@The31ator]

*MAXIMUM MASOCHISM*

[@lockebuster8780]

I meeeeaaaaaaaan

[@Kmika00]

Gray makes any game at all interesting

[@racer927]

2:30 Thank you for that musical timing, editor.

[@mpz952]

Son: "Mom I'm hom-" Mom with her skull caved in as a harpoon penetrates her stomach intestines: 0:54 to 1:00

[@4nd1x96]

“Not today satan” that’s what the shirt I’m wearing says lol

[@ftath3k1ng35]

Day 85 of asking Gray on how his day is going

[@sir.floridaman]

C’mon gray

[@sopah3559]

GRAY CMON

[@jadentetzlaff1108]

Yeah the color gray, please

[@brianclock8967]

Cmon gray

[@c4e_gacha87]

Omg yess

[@sergeidragunov5625]

The last part was so fkn funny man I love watching gray so much

[@Tasmansam459]

3:28 the sound of the scream is hilarious

[@sweetiepie1445]

Gray flexing on Death with some Chin-ups was the highlight of today's video 🤣

[@simpleman806]

Month 4 of asking for a new Sims and species playthrough

[@Finn_7117]

Yes

[@m.s9304]

Yes

[@vanhalenfan1015]

Yes

[@yeetus8594]

Yes

[@zacharytrammell3382]

Gray gonna gray.

[@invictus127]

"Cheaters never win" Grey: "So about that..."

[@adriennederuyck8132]

Gray, My jaw has been hurting like hell lately and watching your vids make my day!

[@lordbowdencgp7792]

Can we get a "We don't need physics where we're going" T-Shirt!!!

[@GrayStillPlays]

Soon...

[@templemasterlink1234]

@@GrayStillPlays Let’s go

[@doubledaredevil4422]

Love your sense of humor grey it is very grey. (Dark)

[@StrikerDragon]

3:46 GrayStillYeetsGod

[@beanlord1371]

4:50 So you’ve won what did it cost you? Gray: everything

[@jesepy7431]

1:26 yeetly deet gray got stabbed in the meat

[@warden9635]

Hello Gray, I'm one of the Satan Council member of the Board of Boards. It appears that you haven't checked up on the sims. If this keeps up, we'll have no choice but to throw you in a board made out of Fruit Stands and with no checkpoints...Good Luck. Day 1 of The Warning.

[@valeriewest3950]

Yes please we need more torture the Sims 4 videos!! Please bring back Spleens, Tonsils and Turnip the dog!!!!

[@nmuniz2]

Don’t forget Blue Cheese

[@SCPFoundationexplained2021D-2]

Wtf

[@MorningRose370]

And Ellis Dee's demon child.

[@The31ator]

Interesting

[@megamonmoto25]

4:50 yeetus delete us!

[@oldmemesuperoldmeme4567]

Imagine commenting before watching the video

[@SCPFoundationexplained2021D-2]

Then sad life

[@little_froggo55]

if you think of it gray is teaching you how to never give up while also making it fun

[@MidnightDStroyer]

"I don't beat death. I trick my way out of death & pat myself on the back for my ingenuity." ~Admiral James Kirk Gray knows how that goes...

[@genxkenshin5756]

AYO💀💀 to funny 5:16

[@Novahoo]

gray: IVE CHEATED DEATH YES MY PRECIOUS

[@aricaine5024]

"Something happened to my son" *human giblets fly past*

[@jayreid1965]

I love how active greys posts are!

[@omnimon2230]

Gray: So far so good. [Literally 5 seconds later]: (Impaled) AAARRRRGH!!

[@marcoslostside1182]

anybody noticed that used the UP music at 2:20?

[@quince._kateon8582]

*Gray finds a way,* T O C H E A T S O M E T H I N G W I T H A N T I - C H E A T S P I K E S -

[@Baturo_bojo]

Graystillgods 2:46

[@stonythechimist4250]

I was here watching as Gray hit 5 Million subscribers! Congratulations Gray!

[@Gamergirl-.-]

Finally got my Florida man plushie from Makeship today!

[@ThePotatoProbably]

Graystillplays meme format: Alright, so we are checking out the game where *any text here*, it’s happy wheels

[@ThePotatoProbably]

I wanna see you guys say something for the *any text here* part. It’s a challenge

[@tachyon8317]

Alright, so we're checking out the game where spleens fly freely, and spines don't matter, it's Happy Wheels

[@speedsofter552]

Imagine watching gray because your kinda depressed and at the end of the day you watch his vid and forget a bought everything and hope it lasted longer haha couldn’t be me

[@Ncitbgihem]

Day 69 of asking Gray to play "Getting Over It With Bennett Foddy" (It is the most sadistic game I know)

[@DiJazzHound]

I LOVE the new mike it's very clear and keep up the AWESOME videos gray!!

[@mychemicalcoffee3022]

Whenever Gray laughs like at 1:01 it satisfies me.. I have no idea why, it's just really satisfying ^^

[@alexusp]

The only toilet run I ever do is after eating Taco Bell or Chipotle