i took school bullying to UNREALISTIC extremes

[@icantthinkstraight8853]

Phone: Graystillpl- Me: HELL YEAH

[@icantthinkstraight8853]

Rowan Murphy lol same

[@sire7493]

Hah I never sleep

[@icantthinkstraight8853]

TZCard actually same to that too lol. I may have found my people here.

[@patootie3529]

@@icantthinkstraight8853 wouldn't that make you dead?

[@icantthinkstraight8853]

Rich Patootie I mean I’m dead inside.

[@frankparker8850]

Human rights & basic empathy: *exists* Gray: “Yeah, how about no.”

[@guyproductions9607]

*yes*

[@sire7493]

*yes*

[@EmzTheGoat]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/e2m4mq2Bd9pqes0 grey funny unsensord moments

[@sire7493]

there are 7.5 billion people on this planet and not a single one of them asked

[@cringelord7525]

Gray: Human rights, what's that?

[@omarcruz2254]

Gray's most famous line when he's playing Happy Wheels. "I'm still aliveeee"

[@stardragon7893]

"I'm not a sadist, I just like testing the limits of the human body." Sounds about right.

[@BlueThunderO7]

John Cena: Are you sure about that?

[@belisarius6949]

People that actually comment AFTER watching. Huh. A suprise to be sure but a welcome one.

[@shanedaley6236]

I'm so happy to see levels getting made for our Florida man

[@trinity1536]

Mark??? Is that you?

[@AndGoatz04]

it was only a matter of time

[@Iceatrox9]

I always love Gray's titles because its always like: " more numbers damit!"

[@vickiclement3607]

Numbers

[@vickiclement3607]

17293719278382

[@vickiclement3607]

:(

[@kichithewolfie6929]

Gray: 168489179763864752963 you know what that is? ROOKIE NUMBERS!!!!!!!!

[@DeathStrikeFPS1]

It's funny how he randomly changes the title

[@cod29]

9:22 Even Gray sounds traumatized

[@A_Cool_Badass]

For real

[@bchin4005]

"Gemini Testiclosa" Best. Spell. Ever.

[@bchin4005]

@@jurrehuizinga7136 thank you for being pedantic

[@blackcat8104]

@@bchin4005 It's TesticlosO, not TesticlosA. Lol 😂

[@bchin4005]

Awesome. I've found a fail safe way to trigger pedants. Or Harry Potter nerds. Or both.

[@Aloyus_Knight]

I'm a gemini & I'm not sure if I should be offended or not.

[@blackcat8104]

@@bchin4005 I...it was a joke reference because he corrected you. I was poking fun at it. I thought you'd get a laugh out of it.. How did that ever come across as being triggered?

[@LukeTheLPSWolf]

3:20 “hold on let me see if i can get her over there" *crossbow shoots and Kimberly explodes * "PAAAAAAAAAAA" *W H E E Z E*

[@Akashathesilentassassin]

XDDDDDDDD

[@commodore8176]

Hahahahahahahahahahaha MWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@laymalopez8074]

You could’ve Put the “PAAAAAAA” & wheeze as in: *Tea kettle noises*

[@secretboizz2132]

I would like but it is at 69 likes

[@camiloagcaoili1422]

“THAT DID NOT WORK AS INTENDED”

[@popebonifaceviii2736]

“I was gonna say that we could be together, but then my bicycle ran me over and exploded my brain.”

[@piniatafullofblood]

Quotes without context with gray

[@Gamer-fh8ku]

Me talking to my crush over text

[@Hud0X]

Gray: the only game . . . Me: yes it gray time

[@patootie3529]

Gray

[@sergiodiaz1365]

Rich Patootie it’s grey

[@susanredmond7544]

It's gray look at his channel name

[@daijun563]

OR IS IT MARTY TIME?

[@VidelBruh]

Me who knows it's peanut butter jelly time: *I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you*

[@thescottishgiant855]

The only bonding I see is the atomic bonding of the characters pain

[@JulianTrainKidProductions]

3:22 *WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THAT WHEEZE LMFAOOOOO-*

[@Andrina_Dsouza]

🤣

[@crabseatnachos5200]

welcome to the only game where you can make smoothies out of equal parts whipped cream and the blood of the enemies, its happy wheels

[@andrewscubes2147]

your profile pic though

[@Its_Just_Jinx]

@@andrewscubes2147 it's terrifying!

[@TackyEarlygift]

Your... Your right and I don’t like it

[@DucksAreCool_AF]

Hi prongles

[@TheCulturedMan34]

It's enemies! It was almost perfect. So close....so close

[@joshm7335]

You know you've made it when people are actually making levels for you. Top of the world, Ma!

[@gototot]

Gray: "Im not a sadist, i just like testing the limits of the human body" Mark: "IM NOT A MASOCHIST, HE CALLED ME A MASOCHIST BUT IM NOT" Sound similar?

[@Bowling4986]

"No zombie balls will survive on my watch!" *a few seconds later* *gets his own balls stabbed* So not even your balls are safe, eh?

[@saharafortner4177]

He was a zombie all along.

[@damonvankoughnett3152]

Canaidian

[@xandernelson1492]

more broken balls, dammit!

[@boo-la-la_666]

Maybe the true zombies were the friends we made along the way.

[@thatoneguyinthecorner6166]

no ones balls are safe god damn it

[@azlaticamusic]

"I still have all my limbs this is very dissatisfying" Amputees: 0_0

[@kaichisaki3971]

👁👄👁

[@legojangofett1775]

@Natalie V!rG!N- S3X : TAP H3R3 weird username

[@abielgabriel7095]

6:43 *makes it to iMPoSSiBLe* They call me bottle YOU SON OF A [ _____ ]

[@SketchingPandaRen]

Gray: I'm not a sadist, I just like testing the limits of the human body. Markiplier: I'm not a masochistic, I just like testing the limits of my body. Yeah, sure.

[@kylehalliburton5627]

Hmmm me, a fanfic writer: WRITE THAT DOWN

[@durnsidh6483]

@@kylehalliburton5627 I'd read that

[@LilithLorenz]

@@kylehalliburton5627 post it on your channel

[@QueenFreak13]

I'm getting Ichi the Killer vibes now lol

[@BeekillerJohanna]

Now I want to see them do a collab video.

[@formulaendurance]

11:46 Classic GrayStillPlays “I never felt so happy to die in all my life”

[@popebonifaceviii2736]

“This lady’s like ‘HeLp Me Up’ You got it, madame... (*spins and lands on head*) WACHAAAAA!!!”

[@Vociferous]

Gray: **Makes transport more deadly** Department of Transportation: _Am I a joke to you?_

[@sire7493]

Not funny didn’t laugh

[@elliezabethross4783]

They left the chat years ago

[@sire7493]

*impossible*

[@rabidroxy]

*halariouious*

[@sire7493]

*incorrect*

[@canariopintado9929]

The spleens plushie stole not only my cocaine, but my LSD too! 10/10

[@andrewscubes2147]

What about your spleen

[@mantasulcinas6634]

Damn

[@benmarx4871]

That's sad

[@wellyesbutno46]

Really my brother's stache of paint thinner was stolen

[@RedSoxFanatic4Life]

13:05 RKO outta nowhere!

[@colonoscopy1861]

Gray's a Lefty? Well, that explains a lot

[@autisticgamer24]

Oh yeah, that's right new to this channel for a while so yeah he's playing this a few times actually remember hearing it a few times special and one of his episodes of brick rigs, and we did have a little bit of VR but yeah he's a lefty.

[@colonoscopy1861]

@@autisticgamer24 I'm joking. Making a crack about people being lefties as odd, if not "evil".

[@autisticgamer24]

@@colonoscopy1861 ummm??? (confused to say something) Well I was just saying because I was just saying but he is a lefty for real.

[@tonsilsthecat3430]

@@autisticgamer24 Left-handed people were once considered "evil", and a lot of people forced their children to become right-handed. It has to do with who sat on God's left side and his right side.

[@EternalGrayson]

Yes us lefties are very *_odd_*

[@captaincrikey872]

No one: Gray: "Little Tommy, this is what Florida is like."

[@Edwardisnotepicatall]

That’s what I’m going to say to my child before I give him a beer at age 3

[@Edwardisnotepicatall]

And yes it would be a bud light

[@ilyte1]

A strange question from a Florida man

[@munnymoore]

“Let me show you how we used to do it in Jersey”

[@Wrpel]

Nah kzbin.info/www/bejne/bp3Mc51voK2Nrqs

[@zefzec]

1:06 William Afton: ya it sucks.

[@xandernelson1492]

"Gemini Testicloso!" also i want to know the names of those rock songs he has in his videos. plus I Believe I Can Fly!

[@anthonysr5294]

Lol

[@lyslyncacatian2557]

im an gemini ooooh goofers😐

[@jikka_joestar]

It's probably just royalty free stock music

[@toradoxharbinger2591]

Go try it lmao Kidding kidding

[@natsuyt8430]

what gemini gemini zodiac or zodiacs of our birthday hmm

[@spicykermit5684]

I was listening to a hypnosis thing to help concentrate on important things and it worked! I immediatly clicked this video!

[@hairghetti6503]

murdering is a must-watch from gray

[@justyneb6721]

😂

[@colonoscopy1861]

you will subscribe to my channel even though there's nothing up there. Also, Florida Man's channel, Spllens's and Ellis Dee's channels too. This comment is not here it is subliminal suggestion

[@star_plays_games1810]

This is very important

[@spicykermit5684]

@@colonoscopy1861 you bet yo ass I will

[@leeping_bounds]

Human mental problems & physical problems: **exist** gray: “how about I take all of them, burn them, then everyone will be tortured. That’s sounds right.”

[@milansvarc9734]

"I know what i want for christmas daddy" "And the father is like..." Ad: "Sure, skip this ad" I don't know why, but it made me laugh XD

[@LunarLocust]

For me, it was wendie 4 for 4

[@jax_youup7225]

Verizon 5g

[@snapshot1069]

Google whale mating

[@gibsonaguilar3323]

mine was "i know what i want for christmas daddy keizer perminentay

[@Atlas-iu7iv]

4 me it was more like... Kid:hey daddy I know what I want 4 christmas Dad:what Plays an add about vaping Me:(moment of silence) hahaha that seems like something gray would do to be funny!

[@gordothesluggo1838]

“If I didn’t have my son in front of me I would have died!” At least nothing important was lost Edit: This has somehow become my most popular comment on the internet and I don't know how to feel about that...

[@cjdoesyoutube6148]

Nice

[@cjdoesyoutube6148]

69 likes

[@ammyowl473]

My mom

[@davidjones7093]

@@cjdoesyoutube6148 now we need to work yours up to 69 lol

[@abdaalzeb]

😂😂

[@G1MM1CKTUNES]

6:48 that yes had dream's energy

[@Yungndturnt]

Gray: uploads Me: yazzzzz get into it

[@colonoscopy1861]

FanS creates boards for Gray Gray plays said boaRd Gray and Fans: OHHH

[@kellot08]

child: *dies* Gray: * W H E E Z E *

[@beebothebluegod4094]

The fact that he even knows about gumby just made my day.

[@BennyLlama39]

Gray: "This level is called 'graystillplays dies'; I wonder how appropriate it is." Me: I don't know about appropriate, but it's pretty accurate. 😀

[@minainside5166]

Thanks for the compliment, I made it as inappropriate as I could.

[@absolutegarbage5205]

Happy Wheels: Hilarious Slightly Murderous Man Edition. Edit: Your likes are a notable praise. I thank u

[@erikons777]

HSMME

[@isaacsrandomvideos667]

Ok

[@isaacsrandomvideos667]

ahhsze

[@isaacsrandomvideos667]

hmmm hmmm asssize

[@spareacc1234]

Slightly?

[@codywotring8973]

Kid: I know what I want for Christmas daddy Father: what? Trojan commercial hits at the most perfect timing

[@Fightre_Flighte]

"I'm not a sadist-" Tell that to the man family, and whatever "volunteers" end up in one of your sim houses. Or anybody in any hospital game you play. These two examples cover about 90% Another big chunk is anybody working for you, because they're on a 24 hour work day, 7 days a week - whenever you can manage that.

[@whenthe.]

3:22 i swear that that is the only time i've heard gray wheeze, nothing compared to my wheeze, mine sounds like if a bird tried to laugh while it had several holes in its throat

[@snowvessel7554]

I tured it to slomo and it sounds so holy

[@zefzec]

“I things get real tight in here” I hope that doesn’t get taken out of context.

[@thecatpersonuk9962]

Okay so the survivalbility issues sir... Gray: *THOSE WHERE INTENTIONAL*

[@catherineexley5863]

Lo, ov, you

[@thecatpersonuk9962]

Catherine Exley hello there

[@grimreaperking]

Gray: I like how I have a couple of hitchhikers with me. Narrator: Gray then proceeded to murder the brothers of the hitchhikers.

[@TheLustMaya]

oof

[@hypegamer8969]

12:52 I like how he sits on the steering wheel

[@glennmorganfan9411]

You know you've made it when they start making twisted levels and naming them after you. Also I checked on the Spleens Plushie and I saw the goal numbers......."2566 out of 400 goal"

[@hburke45]

LMAO I paused the game at 00:30 seconds right where his son's head detached from his body, about to hit the back of the father!! Absolutely a GrayStillPlays game and right up my alley also 😂😂

[@devontime]

0:36 his spine snaps in half as he hits the edge

[@mahesasyahrasyida8013]

Everybody's asking "but Gray?" But nobody's asking "how are you Gray?"

[@Meep7878]

So true smh 😔 I feel like someone's gonna get confused so imma just say it here- this is a joke, much like the comment. (I assume)

[@antqueen540]

He's fine, as long as he takes his pills! (A joke)

[@fennyfoxy3435]

*r/im10andthisisdeep*

[@jamesberry3892]

@@fennyfoxy3435 you actually ruined

[@fennyfoxy3435]

@@jamesberry3892 o k

[@hayd3n21]

Laws of physics: *exists* Gray: hippity hoppity your existence is my property

[@Richard-uh4cx]

4:47 dont mine me in just roasting hotdogs XD

[@capturesintime639]

Gray is probably the type of person that would put a Live Laugh Love sign up in an underground torture chamber.

[@Enxiiii]

Yeahhhh-

[@MariaTex3]

A Die Scream Cry sign would be the reverse.

[@trymainemoore-vy4oe]

Nah it wouldn't be live laugh love it would death crying divorce

[@intelmkx1725]

13:49 that's the equivalent of saying "I'm not a masochist. I just want to know how much my body can handle."

[@russianseal190]

1:23 the cow jumped over the moon

[@Hud0X]

Grey: the only game where. . . Everyone: any children getting impaled

[@sire7493]

e

[@mudasbeats]

a

[@popisdeadisagoodsong9997]

i

[@socaligirl07]

sports

[@mudasbeats]

its in the game

[@MintySilvis]

"I know what I want for Christmas" Ad plays "Kelly's armpits smell good..."

[@A_Little_Bit_Of_Everything06]

Mine was a vape is bad ad

[@Justme-zy2id]

I got rise of kindoms a horrible game

[@constellationmaker145]

*jokes on you, i didnt get an ad*

[@loganl4262]

Well me put smell good now it's smells good with smell goods

[@your_local_classic_noob6363]

I just,heard,vengence

[@Amelia-xb2qu]

13:54 I feel like him and markiplier would get along

[@theholyduck6142]

Gray: plays any game Satan: STOP STOP NOW THIS IS HELL

[@andrewnottage9867]

Oh god it tom hardy yall Game: how many times do you want to kill your child Gray: YESS

[@theicecreamman3623]

3:22 this wheeze gives me life

[@Kyitz255]

13:08 You're a wizard harry.... Gemini testicloso!

[@7-green-stra875]

When I first saw it it made me laugh hard😂😂🤣

[@lucasblanton5203]

13:14 get your head off my wand

[@theballbusters1]

3:23 Gray: She Has To Learn Some How. Girl: Explode’s Balloon: *Dies*

[@InfinityBS]

3:22 What you hear: Gray turns into E.T.

[@parpaleadragos4306]

it's 1 am and i'm watching gray, nice night

[@vardarokean5872]

To me it’s 0: 34 Europe time

[@The_Red_Legion]

5:35 for me. Also I watch KZbin all night! Hope you sleep well

[@snowyz8125]

It's 6:36 pm

[@EmzTheGoat]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/e2m4mq2Bd9pqes0 grey funny moments

[@dp9515]

I watch it at 1A.M.-12:59 P.M.

[@goat_island454]

No one: Gray still plays: I do not care how many times it takes I need to see ET

[@skrtskrtedits]

:Gray: I didn’t need those legs anyway :guy in wheel chair: your actually right

[@randomyoutuber4189]

3:22 GrayStillPlays: **TEAPOT MODE ENGAGED**

[@AustinJASMR]

I was dying from this, mostly because I just imagined what gray's reactions looked like in real life.

[@fionaroberts7658]

9:50 my grandma’s route to school

[@Ously6]

Alright, so we’re checking out the only game where blood rains down more often then water.... *It’s Happy Wheels.* More raining blood, damnit!

[@ayoshijunior]

YES.

[@mil4023]

@@ayoshijunior hey green sus

[@ayoshijunior]

@@mil4023 no u

[@mil4023]

@@ayoshijunior the dark green, ngl they haven't done a single task since this round. he sus

[@kittyyoutuber9]

@@mil4023 I'm skipping.

[@michigan8868]

less than a minute ago???? YOU FOOL! THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK!

[@sire7493]

Funny laughed

[@mudasbeats]

shut up rohan

[@The_Scout_101]

Hi Rohan

[@APoliticalConfusionAndMess]

@Carson Smith Bully.

[@aliveandunwell430]

haha jojo refrence funny big funny hehehe hahhaha *_no_*

[@iNeon-03]

10:49, Oh wow, I just had to do one of those today. It sucked

[@raptork2641]

no one: Gray: we die together son

[@BennyLlama39]

I read that in Gray's Stig/dad voice for some reason. 😀 Dad: Let me show you something, son... Son: I knew I should've stayed home.

[@nicorozner7417]

Gray: (Exists) Every video game character ever: CURRENT OBJECTIVE: SURVIVE

[@X-SPONGED]

When you want to die so you take 2 whole pill bottles of antibiotics after drinking some alcohol but then you realized it was 2 whole pill bottles of Viagra : 9:31

[@A_Cool_Badass]

dang

[@stevemc01]

I like how Gray introduces his products. Look at Spleens mauling Gray. She's just being a vengeful kitten! And getting her vengeance on behalf of all who died.

[@Privategunner]

"The only time I see friendliness in happy wheels is when somebody else's head stuck in someone's torso cavity"

[@lexluthermiester]

@GrayStillPlays Um, Gray, can we get more Spleens the Cat runs? I loved your Sim4 series(which you should continue) and would love to get one!

[@conceptdom03nunez95]

He’s laugh when he does the crossbow challenge lmao he made me spit my water out 😹😹

[@sirmammengaming7405]

gray imitating the child: " daddy i know what i want for christmas" gray imitating the dad: "what?" (fortnite ad plays) me: lol

[@saunyamr2]

I got a trump ad

[@bukket8883]

I got that sad Shawn wasabi ad where the gf bird died 💀

[@bukket8883]

@RICHEL ! 17 I WANT SЕЕХ !!!! OPEN MY VIDEO !!!! *throws holy water* get out you sinful creature In the Book of Matthew (12: 31-32), we read, "Therefore I say to you, any sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven men, but blasphemy against the Spirit shall not be forgiven.

[@crazyleber0185]

I got a webtoon ad

[@txaggyraf]

**crusader kings ad plays**

[@carlicarnes7838]

Best moments in every happy wheel episode ever Gray:I lost my helmet, tHAts NOt GOoD

[@Tori-vz5er]

14:09 the sound of a proud man

[@Multiple_bread]

Today we will be watching the only channel where he says this whenever he starts recording

[@amaryllis5620]

"I know what I want for Christmas daddy" "What" *"UPGRADE TO WATCH VIDEOS WITHOUT ADS BREAKING YOUR FOCUS!"*

[@tredI9100]

or just get adblock if you're on pc.

[@disbeafakename167]

"My son was doing so well until I hit him with my bicycle." I will be using this quote later in life.

[@animegirl0247]

🤨📸

[@azlaticamusic]

"The only bonding i see is the head of someone shoved up someone elses torso" Oh gray im from florida and your craziness is like fricking candy for me

[@theblackgreninja2237]

Rowan Murphy you mean flower and not cocaine

[@sebastianmaker6798]

No, Gray isn't a sadist. He's a sadomasochist, he puts himself through just as much pain as he inflicts.

[@MichaelHill-sg8ks]

Gray: I made public transportation 9,999,999x more deadly Me: Sounds like you still need some more zeroes

[@gorillanoodles]

"I know what u want for Christmas daddy" "What" Joe Biden appears

[@shelbycullum4923]

Why

[@gorillanoodles]

@@shelbycullum4923 because political ads

[@MrMarty0219]

🤣🤣🤣

[@juan.4187]

Joe Biden for Christmas???

[@cupcup.]

*Vape ad appears*

[@getrekt8946]

“I know you want for Christmas daddy” What? Ad: want a sprite cranberry

[@kellot08]

people: *enjoying life* Gray: Yeah, *no*

[@jcl19931]

7:08 I LAUGHED SO HARD

[@dameionnotte286]

1:57 he said that as I was eating Mac Donald’s ;-;

[@OlaftheGreat]

My phone notification is the "YEET" sound so Gray's videos always confuse me.

[@axolotol6096]

Song by me *The star's shining so bright while I try to keep my son alive in the night* Inspired by grey 0:24

[@axolotol6096]

Why doesn't anyone like my song :(

[@TRDTOA]

I like it

[@captain_cron4]

3:23 THE FUNNIEST LAUGH GRAY HAS EVER LAUGHED XD

[@Super-Shafs]

(Edit: dammit, my comment doesn't work anymore. Still leaving it here) Public transport in NYC: are you challenging me? (Recently, people have been breaking the windows of the trains, but also because buses are always too early/late when you try to catch one. Also, people don't use the yellow taxis anymore, just Uber) Edit: I should also mention that there's also a constant rat infestation in the subway system, that has been a thing ever since underground tunnels were used

[@APoliticalConfusionAndMess]

That sounds awful. I hope everything's ok with you, though. Sounds horrifying.

[@belisarius6949]

Why are people such assholes

[@Super-Shafs]

@@APoliticalConfusionAndMess - dont worry, I don't use the public trains. Haven't used it in years

[@Super-Shafs]

@@belisarius6949 - really, the trains have always been inefficient, but people have never destroyed the windows

[@KorporalKReephdmkiytrecv69]

With covid going on, public transportation is already dangerous but now gray just made hell.

[@FriedMiu]

8:28 "i now what I want for Christmas.. AD" How can this happen🤣

[@annick7869]

"we're both gonna survive son" literally 3 seconds after: */dies*