Greater Britain - Segments - 33

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[@papakep]

i love when amir tells a big story. this was reminiscent of his haircut in new york that one time. we need to send amir out on more adventures so he comes back with good stories

[@bobsonny]

do you think we're all so familiar with Amir's life that we would know about "that one time" he got a haircut in New York?

[@papakep]

@@bobsonny yes

[@papakep]

@@bobsonny but in case you are not, it’s episode 505 of if I were you, about 20 minutes in.

[@kelseymariexoxoxoxo]

idk what ep of IIWY it was but amir told a story of eating an edible and being so high at an indoor football game that he ordered 2 hot chocolate drinks. i think about that a lot

[@mytitaniumalloy]

The boys are looking great these days

[@cherryslat5702]

Amir's got that zaddy energy

[@tdawg4998]

​@@cherryslat5702 when those greys came in, his stock went up

[@toddziadly]

Hardly Working: Perfect Woman is an all timer - thanks for this lads 😂

[@thebabypenguin2]

Amir looks hot as fuck this episode.. best he has ever looked I think

[@non_brewed_condiment]

are you from an area which strongly values North Face?

[@katiemars7101]

I walked the freedom trail in Boston recently, which is supposed to be past a bunch of historical sites that were important to the founding of the country, and one of them is a chipotle. Like it used to be a famous bookstore and now it’s a chipotle.

[@bobsonny]

oh man then you're gonna be shocked to find out that the Alamo we're all supposed to remember is now a gift shop next to a fast food restaurant

[@Test-iv4pm]

glad to see the overlapping dialogue principal put into practice

[@magician2318]

bring back the mean intro, they frikin jumped the carp!

[@Hossyboy420]

One of the best Hardly Working's, great choice. David is so good on them.

[@QuestGoblin]

Planning to turncoat eh? Straight To the final four with you!

[@non_brewed_condiment]

I love when they get really frantic to talk over each other. "I HAD THIS IDEA FOR SOCIAL MEDIA"

[@StevoIDH]

They joke but I actually would really enjoy them commenting on the comedy of later Hardly Working sketches like "Zac bought a Whip", "You're Too Sad to Argue With" or "You Don't Actually Need a Menu". It would be interesting for them to talk about how the comedy has changed between the era's and how they would imagine the sketch premise working with the old cast. I love both era's a lot but I do think they have a different core comedy soul, and having them punch up or talk up sketches way beyond their time could be cool! I can understand their hesitation to do so though, maybe get a later CH writer to guest on the pod and watch some of their sketches?

[@chilldude30]

Not often i hear nice things about britian these days (from outside or inside). Was nice to hear and help me appreciate the good things about my grey rainy island

[@PT77711]

Of course we have our problems but a lot of the negativity you see on social media is just engagement farming

[@LOLHICRONO]

just in time to snack while watching segments

[@donotworried]

Let’s do corn chomps?

[@CameronSlaysTBE]

@@donotworriedhuh?

[@incog.nyto.]

​@@CameronSlaysTBEyeah, my childhood favorite snack

[@CameronSlaysTBE]

@@incog.nyto. what else did you eat?!

[@incog.nyto.]

@@CameronSlaysTBE doe-ritos??

[@anthony7960]

Camera stores still exist in smaller American cities. There’s a couple in Charlotte

[@bobsonny]

Y'all think unique storefronts and restaurants don't still exist en masse in the US? Try visiting a city that isn't LA and NYC and you'll be shocked.

[@bobsonny]

And on the same note, honestly, I can't say I have even seen bowls show up on most menus where I live (a mid-sized city of hundreds of thousands of residents). Have y'all considered that maybe your experience isn't the universal? "Bowl culture" hasn't taken over restaurants, it's just easy for restaurants to hop onto trends to catch the people who are susceptible to trends.

[@redgreen2453]

50:43 amir just casually cutting jjkae off when he’s about to answer a question I’ve had for my entire life like the coy little diva he is

[@peterboueiri85]

The boys learning what a Visa is (something required for most countries including their own) in their late 30's to early 40's is pretty damning.

[@cyn4428]

The perfect woman was a classic lmao

[@20quindex10]

Need some muthafeckin prank calls as a segment please

[@Centhar]

BTW the .ie means Ireland. You bought it from the Irish version.

[@SaintTsubasa]

Hiper inflation? In the US? You gotta pump up those numbers to latin american standards to call it hiper lol

[@anymouse7318]

lol LA still has camera shops, clock shops, mom and pop book stores and cheap specialty food shops.

[@koftli8997]

Yeah nyc also has these specialty shops, maybe they're not as common in their neighborhoods

[@MOTHforLife]

I really miss Hardly Working. Those killed me so consistently

[@mattellmore87]

This was a hard one to watch as an arsenal fan

[@bobsonny]

Easy one to watch as someone who doesn't make sports teams a core part of their personality

[@mac_sour]

​@@bobsonny does it feel good to dish shit out to people that have interests and hobbies?

[@NateOBaconCrisp]

@@mac_sour Not really a hobby but I've been pretty into craisins recently

[@mattellmore87]

@@bobsonny well that's the nail in my metaphorical, for now, coffin

[@mickey6688]

FUCK YES HARDLY WORKING BABYYYYYYYY

[@bobsonny]

I'm convinced Amir thinks "waifish" and "thin" are just interchangeable synonyms

[@skeetpraylove]

I mean... They basically are. Apparently it specifically refers to young people tho? You gotta be shitting me with that, dude. "adjective (of a young person) thin and looking unhealthy or uncared for. "waifish models strut down the catwalk""

[@AaronTheImposter]

Hardly working: Airplane

[@Boopbeeboopdeboop]

The perfect woman is one of my favorite Hardly Workings. What a joy to watch you guys watch it after forgetting it

[@LOLHICRONO]

damn hardly working, used to binge that stuff in the late 2000s

[@xIKieeranIx]

Best intro so far, also both are in their prime

[@alexkennedy_nba]

Please turn the Hardly Working rewatch into a recurring segment!

[@RoryFisher]

I live in Boston which is pretty expensive, cereal does not cost $8 lol

[@skalty9868]

They’re from New York and LA and also rich

[@WorkerBeeSupply]

I love how Amir suggested a British colony (Australia) after learning that he/Jake couldn't move to London! 😂

[@greenjude]

more hardly working re-watch pls

[@kevinwilliams3449]

Why is Amir look key zaddy in this one?

[@bobsonny]

Secret pro-tip about the stress of performing on social media for likes: you can actually choose not to have these accounts in the first place! Therapists hate this one simple trick!

[@bobtillich8306]

i just listened to the Berlin episode of If I Were You and they referenced it today... what are the chances

[@Ian-ns2dt]

I fucking love the dueling theme songs 💜

[@JoeBartlett23]

Hardly Working suggestion: Business Time 1 & 2

[@non_brewed_condiment]

Jake is definitely getting a Golden Mic for his app. Amir definitely gets a turdy for fake venmo

[@bobsonny]

That was Jake's idea

[@non_brewed_condiment]

​@@bobsonny gonna have to give Amir that turdy anyway

[@non_brewed_condiment]

​@@bobsonny 2:15 BOOM

[@SpartansAndHeroes]

Dinner tonight?

[@Sean-qt8sj]

yall gotta bring back submitted themes

[@ExactFlamingo]

Nah, wrong

[@GregTurismo]

15 minutes in… has segments started yet?

[@ZZ29993]

Great video #freepalestine

[@thyme1]

Yes, free them from hamas. Also posting #freepalestine isn't activism, it doesn't actually do anything.

[@ZZ29993]

@@thyme1 nobody asked you mate. Jog on #freepalestine

[@thyme1]

@@ZZ29993 it's a comment section mate, open forum

[@ZZ29993]

@@thyme1 good troll... #freepalestine

[@anthesaurus5671]

Did Geoff have to pay Faris when he got the custom segments song while Faris had covid? 😂

[@chrisbyerly]

Do you think Faris gets paid for the theme song or does he just really love podcasts?

[@anthesaurus5671]

@@chrisbyerly I know he gets paid ASS it just seems real or some shit like he really frickin likes the Pod!

[@cyrr1213]

theyve got good beard-to-hair length ratios going on

[@owenfitzgerald1010]

I forget how slow the original theme is, I’m so used to listening in 1.25x speed

[@carterwaite4665]

We want the mean theme song back.

[@bobsonny]

Actually we changed our mind, we're okay with any version because it's not our show

[@1992android]

Amir seemed happy this ep. I hate that.

[@KenLAFC]

.ie is irish domain boys

[@donotworried]

Positive theme gang! 🙌

[@mattellmore87]

They jumped the carp! Bring back the negative theme I know I abused it but I miss it

[@nickfcarter]

This world is bitter and cruel and I need a theme song to match

[@TheKyyyle]

hear, hear! the world is cruel and miserable and a little delight and whimsy can go so far.. if you let it

[@WorkerBeeSupply]

I'm there!

[@GregTurismo]

I wish Jake was a better singer

[@djblast101]

Nah poke is legit come on

[@jakedemedeiros9978]

Saying that one of the highlights of a soccer match was being able to gamble outside the stadium is one of the most bleak/closet addicted things I’ve heard in a while. Turdy for that.

[@royalkakler]

Jake's Ball knowledge is actually decent, shame he supports a shit club

[@pepelozo]

love jake and amir, but i truly hate listening to two yankees talk about football and england as if it were the pinnacle of culture

[@chilldude30]

Irish? 😂😂😂