Ice skating Firefighting and we can't use water on battery fires!?!? You learn something new every day!
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@janeisklar39232 жыл бұрын
"Do you have a ladder?" Is like a professional photographer asking his customer for a camera.
@likeabossgaming55712 жыл бұрын
Or a police officer asking a victim for handcuffs.
@zahirahezam482 жыл бұрын
Lol accurate
@yuki97kira2 жыл бұрын
Imagine going to a restaurant and the cook is like "do you have food?"
@mickys80652 жыл бұрын
@@likeabossgaming5571 paramedic asking the casualty if they have a first aid kit
@candle_eatist2 жыл бұрын
@@mickys8065 doctor asking another M.D. if they went to medical school
@justagiraffe28683 жыл бұрын
“dO yOu HaVe A lAdDeR” You know, the thing firefighters are third most known for behind water and axes
@QemeH3 жыл бұрын
- asks the Captain of LADDER 19...
@DeathBringer7693 жыл бұрын
Next they'll ask, do you have some hoses? Lol.
@billtree523 жыл бұрын
Literally a Hook and Ladder truck. I've known that since I was two.
@MrFakit3 жыл бұрын
I think the Dalmatian is #1 . . .
@Sarge923 жыл бұрын
water axes jaws of life fire engines sexy callenders ice skating dont be silly everyone whos ever had a toy fireengine knows the ladder doesent come off the top DUH
@enigmadrath1780 Жыл бұрын
"Do you have a ladder?" Imagine your surgeon bringing you out of anesthesia mid-surgery to ask if you've got a scalpel on you.
@Sepilein1 Жыл бұрын
patient:"sure buddy i got you covered, the last Doctor on this show left one inside of my abdomen, just reach for it" Dr:"cheers mate" Patient:"oh im feeling dizzy again, good luck mate, you got this!"
@davidl.williams6776Ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 I would be flabbergasted.
@kormagogthedestroyer10 ай бұрын
I love the fact that not only is the Zamboni still running after bursting into flames, but it’s also doing laps around the rink and turning by itself
@brandonwithnell6128 ай бұрын
best part is if the zambooni is magically just turning with the wall instead of loading the guy up in the center where he was safe they moved him to the wall whch would be in its path
@AB-ez4rm7 ай бұрын
It's NHL's Skynet version.
@abdablelow60317 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@jonsmitt97695 ай бұрын
I love the fact it’s just doing it over and over again. Maybe the operator never taught it to leave the rink when it’s done.
@user-ze1tl2ey8m5 ай бұрын
I worked at an Ice rink, and we had this same Zamboni, and it was electric, and no they do not drive themselves.
@johns77343 жыл бұрын
"Everything that's on fire is plastic..." Nope, can't be plastic. No plastic in the world burns without smoke. It must be pure energy.
@camerontechstuffs3 жыл бұрын
TOXIC BLACK SMOKE
@bonniekeyworth31233 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@beebrough42072 жыл бұрын
if you think about it isn't everything just energy
@zero_s2 жыл бұрын
@@beebrough4207 you sounds like one of those who'll suggest their friends magical stones and ways to open third eye
@beebrough42072 жыл бұрын
@@zero_s nope only the 4th eye
@D1sNeYfAn4EvEr3 жыл бұрын
"Oh no, the Zamboni is coming" *Takes one step to the right* "I'm safe." 😄🤣😂😆😄🤣
@-Shazz-3 жыл бұрын
"Magic."
@ajurydiha3 жыл бұрын
It's reminded me of Deadpool scene where he killed someone with a zamboni.
@yogeshtheist55283 жыл бұрын
it was like a trump impression...
@kjw793 жыл бұрын
That head swaggle tho... 😂
@D1sNeYfAn4EvEr3 жыл бұрын
@@ajurydiha Deadpool: *While laughing* "You're, you're about to get killed by a Zamboni. Haha. Tell me where's Francis? Or else you're going to die.... in 5 minutes." Iconic moment!
@LordyT34 Жыл бұрын
I love that every fire they encounter is apparently immune to water
@smooshiebear807 ай бұрын
And that there is absolutely no water available
@davidl.williams6776Ай бұрын
If I hear "Can't use water" one more time.
@JLMac322 Жыл бұрын
I used to work rink maintenance and public skate safety for a few years. The area where the zamboni goes when it comes off the ice has big garage doors to the outside (to dump snow). They could probably even bring the fire engine through there all the way up to the ice, or at least right outside. Easy access, simple solution. ALSO, our rink at least always had ice grippers, basically rubber soles you can hook around any shoes with spikes in them so you can walk across the ice safely. There would be no problem at all to use these to get the guy off the ice and get to the fire
@insulttothehumanrace3807 Жыл бұрын
If the firefighters in my town were so underequipped that they didn't have boots with enough grip to handle an ice rink or had to ask for a *ladder*, the next time I have a fire in my house I'd just say "... Well, short life and a merry one" and just accept my death rather than call these buffoons. Also, to someone who has worked at an ice rink, I feel compelled to ask: is it typical of ice in a rink to be so strong that a flaming object can be rolling around on it for several minutes and not even get uneven in spots? That's what's bugging me about this scene.
@LesserAndrew11 ай бұрын
@@insulttothehumanrace3807 The ice would definitely not be pristine with an unstoppable killer fire rolling on top of it.
@LesserAndrew11 ай бұрын
Yup! When a hockey player is seriously injured, an ambulance can usually meet him/her at the Zamboni gate. Granted, my local rink makes it really hard, but if there were a fire, they'd find a way.
@khairallahdh6 ай бұрын
Roughed up ice isn’t even hard to run on in sneakers. Iv sprinted across an once rink before in normal shoes without slipping at all because it had been awhile since the Zamboni had come around.
@gimmethegepgun4 ай бұрын
@@khairallahdh I doubt it would be roughed up ice seeing as the zamboni JUST ran over it. Still it's not that hard.
@mgallmachine3 жыл бұрын
What gets me is the writers of this show actually do not need to think up situations like this every week. Just have firefighters and paramedics send in their actual reports and it probably would be just as much drama and suspense.
@tomalexander73133 жыл бұрын
It wouldn't be as exciting... oh no little ms Bertha fell and get up for the 4th time this shift! Oh snap old man Peter is bleeding out his ass again.
@lennardjakobi3 жыл бұрын
In Germany we have the show Feuer und Flamme (and a terrible DMAX knockoff). All they do is strap a gopro on firefighters and follow them around for 2 months. Best show ever, some emotional and exciting moments, just great. Never understood these sort of dramatized shows, they are super annoying in comparison.
@sebastianschmidt5663 жыл бұрын
I mean we also could fill the humor gap with funny story's without let us look like we didn't know to do our job
@russellcontreras3943 жыл бұрын
@@lennardjakobi that sounds awesome.
@annabolika89193 жыл бұрын
@@russellcontreras394 you have to watch it! I don't know whether English subtitles are available, but I hope they are.
@leocervidae2 жыл бұрын
Honestly that zamboni is an engineering marvel. Still running while engrossed in electrical fire, and it’s also part Tesla..? It’s completely automated and able to detect walls and turn instead of crashing into/thru them. Yet is able to barrel thru people (it knows the difference obviously). Honestly at this point I’d also be scared to chuck water on it… it would just serve to piss it off more and it would start straight up attacking you. It might even call it’s zamboni backup
@Sitharos2 жыл бұрын
Hell if they aren’t careful it could start the Zamboni revolution.
@aubreyackermann84322 жыл бұрын
And we were worried about the zombies! The Zamboni apocalypse is far worse!
@michaeldayman6822 жыл бұрын
roomba. You are describing a roomba for ice. Zoomba? On a side note: Flaming zamboni beats knife roomba. Chainsaw roomba enters the chat.
@Dumlen2 жыл бұрын
I'm guessing more that it got sentience like Maximum Overdrive.
@madness88972 жыл бұрын
The machine spirit was angry.
@Palizoid Жыл бұрын
There needs to be a nursing version of this. Registered nurse greenscreens themselves into like any medical show. These are too good.
@MTDfilms Жыл бұрын
Dang I kind of want to do this with my sister lol. I've learned a lot watching shows like that from both my sister and mom
@insulttothehumanrace3807 Жыл бұрын
If I could afford a greenscreen, I would. Even a nurse-in-training would know better than some of the nonsense they pull in these shows...
@dchil15 Жыл бұрын
@@insulttothehumanrace3807 just go buy some green fabric.
@LesserAndrew11 ай бұрын
I'd watch that. I think most of the green screens would feature nurses scrolling on their phones at the nurse's station while five TV docs crowd into the exam room by themselves. Not sure why most medical shows think doctors do all the work. Doc's job is to assess patients, develop treatment plans, file orders, and chart. Nurses do the real work of patient care by implementing those orders and monitoring patient condition. Night Shift was the worst about this, not only did the docs do the work that's actually performed by nurses, they kept going into the field and playing paramedic too. Nothing felt more real in that show than the episode where admin criticized their spending.
@OShackHennessy10 ай бұрын
No thanks, know it all nurses are annoying enough in real life. They do a good enough job of inserting themselves into any medical conversation on a daily basis. It always starts the same way, “I’m a nurse…” 😂
@renasouza8261 Жыл бұрын
I love how that Zamboni burns so cleanly, literally zero smoke
@robertnett97932 ай бұрын
I mean, I can appreciate that the fire is so eco conscious.
@AmberStallion3 жыл бұрын
So basically the most intelligent character in that episode was probably the zamboni XD.
@youkofoxy3 жыл бұрын
Yep, he was running on, the best you can do when there's no way to drop and roll nor people capable of putting out fire.
@glorialiedtke89313 жыл бұрын
Well the old lady had the right idea calling for help, how was she supposed to know they would be this incompetent.
@AmberStallion3 жыл бұрын
@@glorialiedtke8931 Good point
@Aimothewizard3 жыл бұрын
The most intelligent character here is that door...
@npctrucker13673 жыл бұрын
The fact the zamboni is staying on the ice and not running into the walls makes it pretty smart.
@unknownguest45753 жыл бұрын
I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS AN ACTUAL SCENE IM SUPPOSED TO TAKE SERIOUSLY
@The_Chef25113 жыл бұрын
Just assume Deadpool set the zambonie on fire and it becomes slightly tolerable.
@Guderian23 жыл бұрын
Just think about this: Someone thought this scene up, let's call it writer A Writer A probably proposed this Idea to a room full of People and they were okay with it. At some point a Producer had to see this scene and was like: "I'm okay with this" At another point the one filming this had to see this scene and was like: "Yeah makes sense to me" The actors also had to be like: "Yeah whatever" Between all those People Noone! Objected to this! Or if they have they were ignored.
@motherofpea4rll3 жыл бұрын
The show is so hard to watch, it’s like a high budget low quality show
@motherofpea4rll3 жыл бұрын
The show is so hard to watch, it’s like a high budget low quality show
@Bubble_n_squeak33 жыл бұрын
Maybe it was ment to be a comedy, they just need some Leslie Nielsen qoutes
@dynamiteskye9007 Жыл бұрын
I love these videos. My best friend from high school's dad was ems. He fought and arranged to have first aid and cpr classes taught to every student in our school every year as part of p.e. Saddly it didn't last long, only 2 years, before a parent group complained it was encouraging kids to get into dangerous situations to help people. But the first step was always to assess the safety of the situation and call for help. I still think it was a good idea to include the class, it shouldn't have been canceled.
@dogouchu4356 Жыл бұрын
“Don’t teach my kids to help people. It could give them dangerous ideas. Like, being a good person”
@realtsavo11 ай бұрын
@@dogouchu4356This is so accurate it's depressing.
@nusbaumtanner10 ай бұрын
@@dogouchu4356 You know, those pesky first responders and their bad influences on the rising generation.
@TheMegatuz10 ай бұрын
@@dogouchu4356That's average USA citizen mindset: only look after yourself.
@-the_emperor-166010 ай бұрын
@@TheMegatuz Learn how to cut out the word "average" from sentences like these. We have a saying in my homeland; "A hit Goose, has a tongue loose." (To be hit/struck/shot also means to be crazy in Slovak) In short it means, if you claim "we are all idiots" only idiots will react to that sentence with disagreement.
@m_agamer27303 жыл бұрын
This is somehow the most incompetent team that had been featured here and that's saying something.
@owenchristie69583 жыл бұрын
He seems to like making fun of them
@IwonaKlich3 жыл бұрын
@@owenchristie6958 well he don't need to. It's like a comedy show...
@SmileyFace013 жыл бұрын
@@IwonaKlich Is it not meant to be a comedy show?
@utar88utar3 жыл бұрын
important thing is that they ALL wear masks. that's the message here.
@louiscypher41863 жыл бұрын
@@utar88utar which is hilarious because in one episode they go into a full blown house fire without their mask's.
@lc64503 жыл бұрын
Oooooh! "Incompetence on Ice!" That would be an awesome show that could last 142 seasons and never run out of material!!!
@werkhaye3 жыл бұрын
New episode inspiration would come from walking down the street 😂
@halfbakedhomesteaders3 жыл бұрын
I know right 😂
@abbytran85143 жыл бұрын
Oh my god I think this is an Ice Truckers or whatever tf that show was called reference.
@ffjsb3 жыл бұрын
I think there's a longer "show" that's been going on longer. I mean, how long has the Democrat party been in existence???
@Finallybianca3 жыл бұрын
Wait its not just a Winnipeg Jets season
@brianwest277511 ай бұрын
Moving him to the side but not out the door was the most hilarious. Like, slide him out the big Zamboni doors and you don't even need to lift him!
@dressedasyournightmare669510 ай бұрын
Then spend 80% of the episode trying to fit him thru a door rather than use a litter and yard him across the ice after the Zamboni passes.
@pluviosity Жыл бұрын
I still can't get over the fact that a *firefighter* asked for a ladder.
@inttrovertedmonk8512 жыл бұрын
I've worked as maintenance in an ice hockey rink, you could literally drive a fire truck onto the ice. You know through the same door the Zamboni gets on the ice, or use the literal fire hoses used to flood the rink to make the ice. But I get it tv.
@samholdsworth4202 жыл бұрын
Lol
@tissuepaper99622 жыл бұрын
Yeah it's TV or whatever but they really went out of their way to make everything the exact opposite of realistic in this show.
@chel-lalasveganmania2 жыл бұрын
Oh, gosh. That's awesome thanks for sharing. Makes it even funnier
@jakeweston13 Жыл бұрын
I work in operations at a rink as well. I was looking for this comment lol.
@vitalityfox Жыл бұрын
I worked as private security a couple times at the civic center in Amarillo. They had an event where all the fire fire trucks, police and ems were all there on ice for a career day event. This guy is telling the truth.
@TangoOscarMikeN3WS3 жыл бұрын
I imagine the writers of this show having trouble getting through daily life. "Oh no stairs! Does anyone have some climbing rope and a sherpa?"
@ptaylor49233 жыл бұрын
I used to work for writers... 🤭 You're so close 😅😂🤣
@kittylynndale52643 жыл бұрын
You forgot that the writers will need a 2 camelbacks- one full of water and one full of coffee- and they’ll watch (and drink) as the writers’ assistants lift them safely to the second floor. Then they’ll complain that the coffee was too cold and the water was too hot. And how dare the assistants (who are busy trying to breathe and not die) get them non organic, non vegan, non gluten free coffee. And they forgot the almond milk!!!!! And now the writers have to use the bathroom, so it’s time to take them back downstairs.
@crossarrowentertainment85283 жыл бұрын
imagine it with batman 'Oh no stairs! what will we ever do Batman?" "Quick Robin use your grapling hook!" 😂
@emberskies9993 жыл бұрын
I bet their excuse for their shoddy writing is "We wanted to capture a more realistic 'What would you immediately do in this?' scenario scene in order to bring out the emotion behind it"
@shelbyhaase97543 жыл бұрын
I nearly peed myself laughing so hard at this!
@kdot4068 Жыл бұрын
You are having WAY more fun than you should with this. It's good that you're having a good time. You deserve it.
@eizzle78 Жыл бұрын
You know you’re in trouble when the fire department is asking to borrow tools!
@jacobballew76873 жыл бұрын
My dad has been a fire chief since 2010 and a firefighter for 25+ years. He loves you
@harizotoh73 жыл бұрын
How many flaming zambonis has he had to deal with?
@jacobballew76873 жыл бұрын
@@harizotoh7 none
@STARSRav3n3 жыл бұрын
Correct me if I'm wrong but your profile pic is the Extinguish modifier from Destiny yeah?
@jacobballew76873 жыл бұрын
@@STARSRav3n I thought it was the raid symbol
@STARSRav3n3 жыл бұрын
@@jacobballew7687 looking at it, I think its both 🤣
@randompensamientos98022 жыл бұрын
I love how it’s just slowly making its way around the ice and no one knows what to do 😂😂😂
@boooster1012 жыл бұрын
As serious as the steam roller scene in Austin Powers
@TheGhostbusterfan2 жыл бұрын
My mind instantly goes to the scene in the first Deadpool. "Tell me where your boss is, or your going die... in five minutes."
@kurotsuki74272 жыл бұрын
I dont think I would know to react at first ether tbh.
@Mullato_Damage2 жыл бұрын
@@TheGhostbusterfan We thought the same thing
@Zara-Bari2 жыл бұрын
Nothing more confusing or terrifying than a machine slowly driving itself in predictable circles in a closed space it can't get out of.
@thediamondrellik Жыл бұрын
i wish he'd do this for the entire show, id totally binge watch them if he were adding commentary like this threw out the whole show. love his vids. XD
@salim_abid_3 ай бұрын
I was thinking the exact same thing
@xxAliceNightxx4 ай бұрын
I like to imagine that he's a dead crewmate who's ghost is screaming from beyond the grave about their incompetence
@Marqan2 жыл бұрын
Why do they even have a driver if the zamboni can just drive itself even while it's on fire?!
@b.f.24612 жыл бұрын
It’s the dreaded Zamboni-Roomba hybrid.
@JS-qo9oq2 жыл бұрын
@@b.f.2461 The all new, 2021 Zamboomba!
@b.f.24612 жыл бұрын
@@JS-qo9oq you obviously have a great career in marketing!
@AntonioCardenasT2 жыл бұрын
Maybe it can only drive itself while in fire, that's why it needs a driver while not on fite.
@CaptainBohnenbrot2 жыл бұрын
It can drive itself, but it can't stop itself. That's what this episode is all about.
@egewg12073 жыл бұрын
I love how they didn't even try to hide the door RIGHT NEXT TO THEM
@MainMite063 жыл бұрын
It's because Station 19 is full of idiots!
@johnvelez30052 жыл бұрын
That's were they send the rejects.
@austinjackson25742 жыл бұрын
hell they dont even need the door LOL there is NO glass there. they could literally just step over the wall ppfbbt
@marcantoinelab12321 Жыл бұрын
I've worked 2 years on ice rinks. And not knly can you WALK on that ice without slipping. You can easily jogg or even run, if you're careful. Also, EVERY ICE RINK (or most), USUALLY COMES WITH A HOSE, LIKE A FIREMAN HOSE! That's how they make the ice most of the time.
@jasonvoorhees615210 ай бұрын
How do you walk on ice? Love to know that.
@marcantoinelab1232110 ай бұрын
@@jasonvoorhees6152 normally or carefully with either wide sole boots OR BECAUSE IT IS AN ICE RINK they usually have a spike sole you can put on your boot and then take off when youre done.
@smooshiebear807 ай бұрын
@@jasonvoorhees6152Or… you just walk! Seriously, it’s not that difficult. Anyone who lives in a cold climate has to walk across ice once in a while.
@idontknow1645 ай бұрын
"You need skates to go on ice. What are stupid?" - hack writer from LA
@spvillano3 ай бұрын
My duty boots are fine on ice, give maybe 30 seconds max and they're chilled enough to not melt the ice under them and they grip just fine. It's actually one of the things I look for, as otherwise a cold snap in our Pennsylvania winters and I'd be spending that winter flat on my ass. Well, that and it's one of the few times per year when I can actually walk on water. I'll just get my coat...
@kimberlyboswell7714 Жыл бұрын
This is beautiful. You are the voice I have yearned for every time I watch a show that is just to silly to allow my suspension of disbelief to be stretched any farther.
@Helljumper4253 жыл бұрын
The show writers actually had two of their characters chase a burning zamboni with fire extinguishers while on ice skates. This is a thing, this is real, I hate television.
@PremedComrade252 жыл бұрын
Bro when that shit came on I couldn't help but laugh hysterically when they pulled that shit onscreen, was so god damn stupid. I miss the old days of having good shows to watch.
@leninchan72952 жыл бұрын
My family loves this show. I don't know why it's so cliche, boring, bland and fucking inaccurate
@mikhaelgribkov41172 жыл бұрын
@@PremedComrade25 Team-A was the real shit.
@Zodroo_Tint2 жыл бұрын
Next episode will be a women with an injury singing opera and two of the firefighters have to go to the stage singing because the show must go on.
@nt78stonewobble2 жыл бұрын
That does seem so dumb, to the level where you really can't take it seriously. On the other hand, I did like House MD., but that at least had a really interesting and entertaining main character.
@tieember9596 Жыл бұрын
A flaming zamboni feels like in MMOs when they don't know how to make an enemy more seemingly powerful, organically, so they just assign it a random element like "flaming zamboni" and give it some extra attack damage (it's hard to hear over the actual firefighter flaming the episode, but I'd swear it even comes with boss music)
@Fausto_4841 Жыл бұрын
it used to have boss music, but these firefighters already killed one earlier and we were running over budget. What? you think assets just grow on trees?
@insulttothehumanrace3807 Жыл бұрын
@@Fausto_4841 Oh, it's like in some games where the boss becomes a normal enemy later and loses the boss music. ... Except that's usually done to show how much the player character has improved. I think these firefighters are somehow getting even dumber.
@Fausto_4841 Жыл бұрын
@@insulttothehumanrace3807 in some games the more experience points the more reckless you get bc you know you can survive one or two hits. starting a new game is harder than starting NG+
@DFVAR3 жыл бұрын
"oh no the Zamboni is coming *Steps over * I'm safe."
@midoriya11833 жыл бұрын
dude they were on the ice. It hard to move instantly but still it depends if the fire is so slow.
seeing as he is using a green screen he should have made himself disappear and then reappear one step across with lots of after effects
@Ben_Kimber3 жыл бұрын
I agree, Mark. However, it gets a little more interesting when the zombies can run.
@janelliot56437 ай бұрын
The guys who get to start the fires on those sets are living a childhood dream
@aidankeohane3370 Жыл бұрын
This is the second most unbelievable thing I’ve ever seen in a firefighter show. Number one of course goes to Denis Leary being the most desired man in NY in Rescue Me.
@marvindebot3264 Жыл бұрын
So, you haven't seen the Texas volcano episode then?
@MarkCosens3 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: He is actually the consultant for this show in real life. After he gets done consulting for each episode he tells himself "Haha, I'm gonna have so much content for my youtube channel"
@chandradharkoneti3 жыл бұрын
Dude!!! Most underrated comment my man.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@joshe55152 жыл бұрын
That’s called conflict of interest right there
@johnb89562 жыл бұрын
Please tell me this show doesn’t have a fire fighter consultant lol
@makipri2 жыл бұрын
Practically the same as the computing consultant for the movie Hackers. That person tried how much of bullshit they would take and they bought it all.
@Geolaminar2 жыл бұрын
IT'S A CONSPIRACY
@bleachtv76482 жыл бұрын
Ya know theres this amazing thing that buildings like these are legally required to have, called sprinkler systems. And they are quite effective.
@HenryBloggit2 жыл бұрын
I guess the sprinklers never activated because there was no smoke coming from that burning zamboni.
@limysyenpai5372 жыл бұрын
@@HenryBloggit or the fact that it's probably not burning hot enough for the sprikles to activate
@nobodyreally8342 жыл бұрын
@@limysyenpai537 This is the better answer.
@nobodyreally8342 жыл бұрын
@@HenryBloggit Well a lot of sprinklers inside buildings have to be activated by high heat. The only thing keeping a fire sprinkler from coming on is a glass tube filled with glycerin that will break when high heat reaches it. That way the sprinklers don't come on where they aren't needed.
@nobodyreally8342 жыл бұрын
This would only work if the zamboni stayed parked under one long enough.
@ElizIndRhythm Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 It must be *hilarious* watching these kind of shows with you. I like to make my sister, a hospital lab tech, watch CSI: Miami just to watch her lose her mind. "How the hell can you see the lab results with all of that mood lighting?" "Oh, sure, I'll get you those DNA results in an hour IT TAKES OVER AN HOUR TO GET THE SAMPLE PREPPED, KAREN!!" 🤣🤣🤣
@pmc29995 ай бұрын
During CSIs golden years, not only did patients come in thinking they would get instant test results. They were quite dumbfounded when they were told some of the tests and machines on CSI had not yet been invented.
@salim_abid_3 ай бұрын
(In a humorous manner and with no ill intent) Maybe if your sister was better at her job she’d also have a tv show made about her, Tell her to stop being jealous of other peoples ability to do her job better than her 👍🏻👍🏻😂
@pmc29993 ай бұрын
@salim_abid_ My hospital spent heaven knows how much on a computer system that didn't work right. Patients all think that all computers can talk to each other. Our clinic computers wouldn't connect to the hospital. Patient's would get irate at being asked their meds. "My doctor's office has my list." I thought one patient was going to hit me when I tried to explain and tell him he should carry a list. By the way, the doctor sort of has your list. The office tech is supposed to update your list each visit. Each visit, they say "are these your meds" and I say "well those two I haven't been on for at least ten years, which I told you the last time I was here." If you really want to know the meds call their pharmacist.
@ShiningDarknes Жыл бұрын
Hold up, spotted something else. They are using the basket board when there is a spine board RIGHT THERE 1:47 . If they are so worried about moving the victim because of possible spine injury... well it is in the fucking name! Basket boards are great, but you need to move the victim quite a lot to get them onto it and they were clearly struggling to do so properly due to the ice (presumably).
@PalmBeachCountyFireBuff3 жыл бұрын
“Mhh I thought I remembered seeing a ladder somewhere... oh that right it’s on the truck!!!!” 😂😂😂
@emmagatewood38983 жыл бұрын
That was the best part! "Do you have a ladder" 😂😂 Uh yeah Cap, there's 5 of them on our truck right outside🤦🤦🤦
@crossarrowentertainment85283 жыл бұрын
right next to the rope and the water. 😂
@snowfox47043 жыл бұрын
*PURE GOLD*
@funkmasterforge3 жыл бұрын
That reaction felt real, like he really lost his patience for this crap.
@rainbowmoon14613 жыл бұрын
Are we sure sure about this? I wouldn’t be surprised if somehow they didn’t have a ladder on their truck. 😅😂
@theunkownbanana18233 жыл бұрын
What we don't know is that the flaming Zamboni is the writer's metaphor for this show. When they pitched the idea they never really expected the producers to green light the script.
@MainMite063 жыл бұрын
*The producers are 6 year old children, that's why*
@allisonavery72733 жыл бұрын
That would be funny if it was the truth
@speed991 Жыл бұрын
these are like little gold video nuggets, I try and not watch them all back to back so its a little treat for myself. These are amazing
@Freak04194 ай бұрын
Ya know what puts out plastic? "WATER!" I'm dying! 😂 I love this series!
@conradkai97053 жыл бұрын
“Sorry crew, due to budget constraints, we’re cutting back on some of our common sense.”
@kcrtxbw.43492 жыл бұрын
"Please get in line for your complementary lobotomy !"
@notthatcreativewithnamesАй бұрын
Ah, budget constraints. That's probably why they don't have, you know, a ladder.
@BDP04083 жыл бұрын
1:53 "On three" And he starts counting at 3, Ingenious
@sidawan92973 жыл бұрын
I didnt even notice that xd
@cowgirl58523 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for him to call them out on that!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@hail22873 жыл бұрын
That’s what we call “incompetence above ice”
@antoniobranderas3 жыл бұрын
Haha! Good catch
@Ofthehouseofbeards3 жыл бұрын
I see that so often and it never fails to make me cringe. I had some students when practicing lifting go "lift on 3, 1-2-3-lift" and the caller would lift on lift. I told them if they did that, I'm lifting on 3 and you're lifting after me, which can cause some issues.
@loopyloujuggler Жыл бұрын
Oh my days! You're hilarious!!! I've only recently discovered your channel but it is brightening up my days!!! Keep on keeping on! And thank you for all that you do as a firefighter. 👍👍👍👌👌👌👌🙌🙌🙌
@epmcgee Жыл бұрын
Apparently I have found a new (to me) format of your content that I never knew I needed. This is amazing.
@WillyDonkers2 жыл бұрын
the fact that it's on fire the entire time and no malfunctions, this machine must be a best seller
@lagon78302 жыл бұрын
And physics defying, it's immune to friction!
@insulttothehumanrace3807 Жыл бұрын
I want to know what kind of ice they've got at this rink. A flaming object has been rolling around on it for a good few minutes, and it's not even uneven.
@higunner002 жыл бұрын
Weird fact: Most of the energy in a Zambi is used to pump the water in it,the wheels are relatively weak and veery slow,also they are very susceptible to getting stuck if ANYTHING gets under them
@kurotsuki74272 жыл бұрын
So you could put a chair in its path and the job would be half way done.
@higunner002 жыл бұрын
@@kurotsuki7427 from what they have told me, you could TREATHEN the Zamboni with putting a chair in front of it and it would stop
@evilsharkey89542 жыл бұрын
You could throw some toothpicks on the ground and get it stuck.
@leocervidae2 жыл бұрын
Honestly my question is why hasn’t the thing crashed into a wall? I’ll ignore the fact it’s still running without a driver… but how is it turning perfectly to avoid the walls without crashing? Is it part tesla?
@AnimeWolf51932 жыл бұрын
@@leocervidae How about that it's somehow running when it's fuel source is presumably on fire/destroyed?
@evel_kleen Жыл бұрын
I can't get enough of these. This is just pure gold. I'm so glad I watch FDC as opposed to cable TV, lol.
@Vesper56710 ай бұрын
This brings me so much joy. I would seriously watch whole episodes.
@moonlightshadowpony2 жыл бұрын
I love how they're literally crawling on their hands and knees to get to this guy, meanwhile i've easily sprinted across skating rinks in sneakers. Plus all the stuff they've seemingly used i'm wondering if they just left their truck at the station and ran there or something
@spaghettifieddude2 жыл бұрын
People literally walk out on frozen lakes all the time if the ice is thick enough. I understand if they dragged him out because they don't want to risk falling and taking the patient with, but they should at least be on their feet and like crouching?
@lagon78302 жыл бұрын
It's best to have someone with skates making sure you don't fall. Even medical staff in the NHL almost always end up with a ref or player grabbing their arm or holding their back to ensure they don't fall. It's just a safety thing, hell, they clearly wanted to skate in this scene anyways, should just had 2 put on skates and send 4 on the ice with the board.
@grapatin2 жыл бұрын
The key MO of all these shows is that the truck and all its equipment is purely decorative. None of them ever use anything on it.
@norbertfleck8122 жыл бұрын
Some handful of sand (which they should have on their truck) and the ice is no longer slippery.
@lawrencecalablaster568 Жыл бұрын
I’m one of the most uncoordinated people I know, & yet I’ve been able to play broomball on ice in my sneakers.
@kagon39623 жыл бұрын
Green Screen yourself into chicago fire, has an actual fire fighter that's part of the cast and I want to see how realistic they keep it.
@foxgaming17673 жыл бұрын
See you can't make fun of CF as they actually somewhat put effort into the show but they do have to TV it up a bit
@BuildItBricks3 жыл бұрын
@@foxgaming1767 they do
@emirachelnatalie33973 жыл бұрын
@@foxgaming1767 yep lol
@RasseruS3 жыл бұрын
Chicago Fire maybe more realism in their scenes. But, seen a few unrealistic dumb jokes. Oh poor Rescue Pal the misunderstood Japanese firefighting robot..
@Emma_75673 жыл бұрын
That would be good
@jalexrobicheaux80620 күн бұрын
You are having SO much fun! I love your vids!😍
@Kittyhmommy Жыл бұрын
I love my fire shows, but I love coming here and watching you evicerate them even more.
@WizelBalan3 жыл бұрын
I love how this zamboni is engulfed in fire, really bad looking fire btw, and yet there is not a hint of smoke coming off it. This thing should be belching black, toxic gas from all the burning plastic, rubber and oils.
@MegaBarefoot13 жыл бұрын
Not to mention all the other toxic lovelies that would be coming off the batteries of that thing.
@andreay.s.escasa953 жыл бұрын
it's not smoking cause it's not blue sticky fire, duh
@CC-ty6hn3 жыл бұрын
@@andreay.s.escasa95 that is... true 👍
@rainbowmoon14613 жыл бұрын
Never changing either. The zamboni just keeps making laps around the ice, with the same amount of fire, and not effecting anything around it. 😂
@crossarrowentertainment85283 жыл бұрын
It must be Holy fire as it isnt even burning the Zamboni. THE HOCKEY GODS ARE TRYING TO TELL US SOMETHING! 😂
@KaiahAurora2 жыл бұрын
I know it's a minor detail compared to everything else, but "Okay, on 3! 3, 2, 1" also got me
@Shellys465 Жыл бұрын
You don’t even know how much I enjoy you tv commentary. I watch these shows and give feedback and I am not even a firefighter. We build houses so a lot of times I will say “ok, so I am supposed to believe that when they built that they insulated the interior walls. 😂
@jackall-trades61493 жыл бұрын
All that’s missing in this insanity is having Deadpool riding that thing.
@BCA-13 жыл бұрын
Well someone keep turning the wheel to keep it from hitting and stopping on a wall. LOL
@kittylynndale52643 жыл бұрын
"Where’s Francis?”
@Kotani90053 жыл бұрын
Who do you think started the fire
@NerdyCatCoffeeee3 жыл бұрын
@@Kotani9005 Another one of Deadpool's suicid* attempts failed horribly, and here's how 9-1-1 idiots dealt with the consequences of it:
@OfficialYondoth3 жыл бұрын
You mean you didnt see it?
@aquabreeze76123 жыл бұрын
I don’t know anything about Fire/Rescue but even I know there’s always more than one door onto an ice rink.
@inisipisTV3 жыл бұрын
You got to wonder how that Zamboni got inside rin... of course the Service entrance.😂
@ZekeMagnum3 жыл бұрын
even worse when they moved the dude to the opposite side instead of the one they are on... -.-
@undefinederror404043 жыл бұрын
And I don't know much about ice rinks, but that door wasn't that hard to spot..
@nataliegraham95523 жыл бұрын
At least 6, plus the larger double door for the ice machine to enter/exit. 🤦
@AnadroJ_TV3 жыл бұрын
Let's see...standard rink has two doors at each bench, two penalty box doors and at least a zamboni door....can't find one guys.
@SanDukey Жыл бұрын
Gotta love that smart steering on that flaming Zamboni keeping it running in a nice oval instead of crashing into the boards and catching the whole rink on fire
@dopgx3 Жыл бұрын
Just found your vids and these green screens have me dying! LMAO!!! awesome work man!
@andrewdyckman36163 жыл бұрын
“We’re gonna need to use ice skates” 😂 wtf? that’s a straight Batman and Robin moment.
@eveescastle58663 жыл бұрын
Holy inconvenience on ice batman
@nataliegraham95523 жыл бұрын
No skates needed, but the struggle to find 2 brain cells to rub together among that entire crew is real. 🤦
@thudthud54233 жыл бұрын
"Quick! To the firepoles!" "Quick! To the Batfiretruck!"
@starlightdragon26653 жыл бұрын
My sister works a zamboni for the Tampa Bay Lightning team at the Tampa sports forum. According to her; this entire scenario should never happen because new zamboni machines are designed to stop moving if you fall off of them; or they go up in flames. This scene made her cry laughing
@unskilled822 Жыл бұрын
@@jackalenterprisesofohio its a lawn mower that wont mow the lawn
@NoobieLandCity Жыл бұрын
@@jackalenterprisesofohio It's a big batterie, there is no cruise control, release pedal and no more movement and not only that let's assume there's an object stuck on pedal, there's a sensor where you sit that when you aren't sitting on it, it can't move. Also there's a big red button to stop everything in case something wrong that stop all electrical.
@NerdyCatCoffeeee Жыл бұрын
@@jackalenterprisesofohio It's a lawn mower, but more like if the lawn mower took your damaged dround and spread grass seeds around it for growing new grass in around 5-8 minutes
@paulkerrigan985710 ай бұрын
I understand your pain! Whenever my profession is portrayed poorly in a film or TV show, I end up yelling at the screen. Fantastic video, mate!
@Dtr146 Жыл бұрын
1:00 I saw that face he made when he said water and I had to take a break I was laughing so hard
@sweggychris25713 жыл бұрын
"Ya know Cap, I swear I saw ladders somewhere. Oh yeah...IT'S ON THE TRUCK! ALONG WITH THE ROPE, THE WATER WE COULD BE USING, AND ANY COMMON SENSE THAT EXISTS WITH THIS CREW!" I cannot explain how hard this made me laugh😅😅
@shyowl34532 жыл бұрын
it would be funny to me if I didnt have crews around where I work that are about this dumb
@HvV84462 жыл бұрын
No, they left the common sense at the station
@finoochoa95682 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😆😆
@Matthew_Klepadlo3 жыл бұрын
I’d genuinely go see the show “FDC Green Screen… …ON ICE!!!”
@Vesperitis3 жыл бұрын
combine this with Smoking-Eating Spider-Man and you'd get FDC Green Screen Turn Off the Dark ON ICE
@johnossendorf9979 Жыл бұрын
Thank you ! We need more videos like this pointing out EASILY AVOIDABLE incompetence in entertainment !
@ryanhruska6667 Жыл бұрын
Dude, you are so awesome. Every thing you do is just so freaking 😂😂😂
@FortWoodlockMedia2 жыл бұрын
*Laughing* "You're about to be killed... by a zamboni." - Deadpool
@ShayRae1392 Жыл бұрын
IN FIVE MINUTES - also deadpool
@SallySue9725 Жыл бұрын
😂 Deadpool should have consulted for this show
@spvillano3 ай бұрын
@@SallySue9725 probably was. It would explain ever so much.
@feciloentertainmentisfree67793 жыл бұрын
Imagine he roasting his own crew in real life situation 😂😂😂
@angrydalek3 жыл бұрын
Wouldn’t happen because A. not the captain B. they know what they are doing C. he’s too busy doing his job to stand around like that.
@spacejesus65813 жыл бұрын
@@angrydalek "'Not the captain" The crew shows up for his shenanigans fairly often "They know what they are doing" Ever heard of a parody? Or acting? "He's too busy doing his job to be standing around like that" I pray for your intelligence if you took this comment as him literally going to a call and screaming about incompetence
@feciloentertainmentisfree67793 жыл бұрын
@@angrydalek that's why I said, IMAGINE..........
@YukariAkiyama3 жыл бұрын
@@angrydalek r/woooosh
@MrGamecatCanaveral3 жыл бұрын
@@angrydalek A. You're obviously not a firefighter. B. You're not a firefighter. C. It's obvious you're not a firefighter.
@cindygarner-xq2ys11 ай бұрын
I can not believe how truthfully he speaks on these
@robynslupski Жыл бұрын
I don’t know why these started popping up in my feed but I’m so happy they did!
@JNDlego573 жыл бұрын
1:40 You can really feel his anger here. Literally a firefighter asked the people for a ladder.
@eviscero Жыл бұрын
Quick, someone order the 1.5 from Amazon prime. We can stop this zamboni.
@Asertix357 Жыл бұрын
That's like a cop asking you if you have any spare ammo. On second thought, that one would actually make _more_ sense.
@markmcgibbon70133 жыл бұрын
Why did you stop it there, id love to see a firefighter on ice skates chasing a fire
@f16fightingfalcon153 жыл бұрын
i would pay good money to see incompetence on ice become an actual thing
@photone3 жыл бұрын
...Set to the proper music, of course! This could outsell Disney On Ice!
@markmcgibbon70133 жыл бұрын
@ivan igesias jamart no ones job is more important than fire fighting ice skaters
@CANFlight Жыл бұрын
LOL, I honestly love these. They make my day.
@dawnmariesampson5351 Жыл бұрын
Love these videos as a firefighter myself and my husband we like the green screen into the TV shows
@Bubble_n_squeak33 жыл бұрын
Capt: do you have any ladders? Me: you're the freaking fire dept, why ask me this? Who read this script and thought "good job, film it!"?
@Razuki53 жыл бұрын
I wanna know how the zamboni drives straight, turns, and then drives straight again.
@Jehty213 жыл бұрын
@@wcresponder or clever people who know what the viewers want to see.
@MrTerror9233 жыл бұрын
*someone lights a match* Crew : Whelp we cant use water to put that out... Crew : Whats the furthest door we can use to escape? Crew : Also do you have ladders? we forgot ours...
@stitches7682 жыл бұрын
Thank you for summarising the whole show
@wonkydonk90732 жыл бұрын
One time I tested out one of those "waterproof" camping matches in my kitchen sink and spent like five sad and mildly comedic minutes trying to put it out. I still feel like I was more competent than the firefighters in this show, however.
@Zara-Bari2 жыл бұрын
You forgot the part where they just sort of... stare at it for awhile as if expecting it to die of shame or something, before they begin to extensively discuss their options as if they have never experienced fire before and are trying to recall things they read once in an internet article years ago.
@Rspsand07 Жыл бұрын
"Is it gas powered?" What do you think, sherlock? We're indoors
@lynk5902 Жыл бұрын
@@Rspsand07 Actually many Zambonis run on a propane tank. While they do emit CO and CO2, because of the short operation time coupled with the size of the room and the necessary air exchange rate, there is never a dangerous level of CO or CO2 build up.
@JamesZilla808 Жыл бұрын
You got a +1 sub for this vid alone. Keep up the great work!
@davidturner4987 Жыл бұрын
I never knew this show existed and I was happier then.
@PatrolingEden3 жыл бұрын
Best ventilation in an arena ever, no smoke from a fully engulfed Zamboni.
@fishateme63393 жыл бұрын
This man is literally just the firefighter version of Angry Cops
@wanderlust12822 жыл бұрын
Damn, I was gonna say that!
@raphmaster232 жыл бұрын
Don't they know each other i swear I've seen him do videos in ACs house
@Squeak74B2 жыл бұрын
I love Angry-Bald-Man-in-Uniform KZbin channel. Is best channel. 😂
@almostunliketea2 жыл бұрын
At the end of one of his videos he dressed up like Angry cops and did the scream, forget which video tho
@Jabberwockybird2 жыл бұрын
What about Mike the Cop?
@healsallwounds Жыл бұрын
This is the most contrived rescue scenario ever. A FLAMING ZAMBONI!
@Silentnight1979 Жыл бұрын
Just found these videos...ha....great stuff. I am currently working the Elektra fire and waiting for shift change. Just what i needed !!!
@Ttccmof3 жыл бұрын
As someone who drove zambonis and has had them catch on fire before, the top and sides are either fiberglass or metal. They DO NOT catch on fire, and most likely the underneath catches on fire. (ya know, where the motor is, not the water or snow tanks) Which means your PERFECTLY SAFE to drive it into the WATER PIT that every rink uses to refill and PUT IT OUT. (assuming it drives all the way there before giving out. XD )
@TormentedPenguin3 жыл бұрын
You owe me 4 hrs of sleep... I laughed so hard at the Zamboni dodge, I woke the baby... WORTH IT.
@YoungBuck79123 жыл бұрын
Yo I know that feel 😂
@meneng69332 жыл бұрын
Not the baby!!
@thewingedhussairs9312 жыл бұрын
@@meneng6933 Yes the baby!
@Brievel2 жыл бұрын
I too have woken the baby laughing at his videos.
@RossieKgan Жыл бұрын
Ha ha ha, Dude I love how you get the fire fighters message across XD. Much love.
@smartas5 Жыл бұрын
This was the best commentary I've heard all week 🤣
@willp29063 жыл бұрын
I love how a five-year-old whose only knowledge of firefighting whatsoever was "spray water on fire, water puts out fire" would do a better job directing the tactics of these scene than a team of supposed trained professionals. Do they need to start carrying an Occam's Razor as part of the kit on the truck?
@aubreyackermann84322 жыл бұрын
They'd use it to intubate conscious patients
@laynestaley4957 Жыл бұрын
The writers got so used to looking for Zebras that they forgot what a Horse even looks like
@PALACIO254 Жыл бұрын
But is battery powered that things a powder keg if a single drop so much as grazes it
@mr.p215 Жыл бұрын
@@PALACIO254 we would have a Hiroshima on our hands
@ezura4760 Жыл бұрын
Even if they did, they’d just conveniently leave it on the truck.
@xwarockx39593 жыл бұрын
This guy is the pinnacle of green screen comedy.
@MainMite063 жыл бұрын
FDC vs ZEBRA CORNER!!!!
@AnadroJ_TV3 жыл бұрын
@@MainMite06 or...and trust me on this one. MAHK FT FDC instead of vs
@harshoperator416 Жыл бұрын
Watching 1 single episode of Station 19 made my gag and appreciate Third Watch and Rescue Me 100x more
@porpus995 ай бұрын
My mom (A long standing Registered Nurse) has similar reactions every time she watches a medical show.
@henryjt23773 жыл бұрын
I play hockey, no joke ( I was not there) this happend and the man drove it all the way outside THE DANG THING WOULD HAVE MADE THE ICE A POOL AT THIS PIONT
@lordvlygar29633 жыл бұрын
Yep, that video made its rou ds just after it happened. I'm pretty sure we can find it on KZbin with a quick search.
@lordvlygar29633 жыл бұрын
"Why work smarter when you can work harder." Hahahahahahaha
@perelman423 жыл бұрын
Yeah, one of the first things they teach you in Zamboni training is, if anything goes wrong, get the hell off the ice.
@henryjt23773 жыл бұрын
@@perelman42 yep
@CharlesEzakichi3 жыл бұрын
That is the most smokeless vehicle fire I have ever seen. Also what if it was a Zamboni engulfed with Blue Sticky Fire.
@notlikely44683 жыл бұрын
Ya...you know what happens when plastic burns? Do you know what happens when plastic burns indoors? Do you know what happens when firefighters breath plastic smoke indoors? But...hey.....they've got on their N95's So...all good
@dfresh95653 жыл бұрын
Oooooo plot twist!
@Jehty213 жыл бұрын
If you look on KZbin for "Zamboni fire" you will find a real one on fire. And it doesn't have to much smoke either.
@BuRstGuardian10 ай бұрын
I love how he said "On 3" then proceeded to count down....
@questadventure6594 Жыл бұрын
I love these!! Brilliant!
@khonojeya013 жыл бұрын
What's even more funny is that the Zamboni is literally moving as fast as the zombies from The walking Dead and they're still not getting him off the ice 🤣🤣