Green Screening Station 19's “runaway” Zamboni Fire

[@johns7734]

"Everything that's on fire is plastic..." Nope, can't be plastic. No plastic in the world burns without smoke. It must be pure energy.

[@camerontechstuffs]

TOXIC BLACK SMOKE

[@bonniekeyworth3123]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@beebrough4207]

if you think about it isn't everything just energy

[@zero_s]

@@beebrough4207 you sounds like one of those who'll suggest their friends magical stones and ways to open third eye

[@beebrough4207]

@@zero_s nope only the 4th eye

[@enigmadrath1780]

"Do you have a ladder?" Imagine your surgeon bringing you out of anesthesia mid-surgery to ask if you've got a scalpel on you.

[@Sepilein1]

patient:"sure buddy i got you covered, the last Doctor on this show left one inside of my abdomen, just reach for it" Dr:"cheers mate" Patient:"oh im feeling dizzy again, good luck mate, you got this!"

[@davidl.williams6776]

🤣🤣🤣 I would be flabbergasted.

[@killerclown3801]

This is the best

[@deividoliveirafaria6541]

😂😂😂

[@camycatpinky]

🤣🤣🤣

[@kormagogthedestroyer]

I love the fact that not only is the Zamboni still running after bursting into flames, but it’s also doing laps around the rink and turning by itself

[@brandonwithnell612]

best part is if the zambooni is magically just turning with the wall instead of loading the guy up in the center where he was safe they moved him to the wall whch would be in its path

[@AB-ez4rm]

It's NHL's Skynet version.

[@abdablelow6031]

🤣🤣🤣

[@jonsmitt9769]

I love the fact it’s just doing it over and over again. Maybe the operator never taught it to leave the rink when it’s done.

[@CaptainBoogie]

I worked at an Ice rink, and we had this same Zamboni, and it was electric, and no they do not drive themselves.

[@leocervidae]

Honestly that zamboni is an engineering marvel. Still running while engrossed in electrical fire, and it’s also part Tesla..? It’s completely automated and able to detect walls and turn instead of crashing into/thru them. Yet is able to barrel thru people (it knows the difference obviously). Honestly at this point I’d also be scared to chuck water on it… it would just serve to piss it off more and it would start straight up attacking you. It might even call it’s zamboni backup

[@Sitharos]

Hell if they aren’t careful it could start the Zamboni revolution.

[@aubreyackermann8432]

And we were worried about the zombies! The Zamboni apocalypse is far worse!

[@michaeldayman682]

roomba. You are describing a roomba for ice. Zoomba? On a side note: Flaming zamboni beats knife roomba. Chainsaw roomba enters the chat.

[@Dumlen]

I'm guessing more that it got sentience like Maximum Overdrive.

[@madness8897]

The machine spirit was angry.

[@janeisklar3923]

"Do you have a ladder?" Is like a professional photographer asking his customer for a camera.

[@likeabossgaming5571]

Or a police officer asking a victim for handcuffs.

[@zahirahezam48]

Lol accurate

[@yuki97kira]

Imagine going to a restaurant and the cook is like "do you have food?"

[@mickys8065]

@@likeabossgaming5571 paramedic asking the casualty if they have a first aid kit

[@candle_eatist]

@@mickys8065 doctor asking another M.D. if they went to medical school

[@1Phaedra1]

I used to work rink maintenance and public skate safety for a few years. The area where the zamboni goes when it comes off the ice has big garage doors to the outside (to dump snow). They could probably even bring the fire engine through there all the way up to the ice, or at least right outside. Easy access, simple solution. ALSO, our rink at least always had ice grippers, basically rubber soles you can hook around any shoes with spikes in them so you can walk across the ice safely. There would be no problem at all to use these to get the guy off the ice and get to the fire

[@insulttothehumanrace3807]

If the firefighters in my town were so underequipped that they didn't have boots with enough grip to handle an ice rink or had to ask for a *ladder*, the next time I have a fire in my house I'd just say "... Well, short life and a merry one" and just accept my death rather than call these buffoons. Also, to someone who has worked at an ice rink, I feel compelled to ask: is it typical of ice in a rink to be so strong that a flaming object can be rolling around on it for several minutes and not even get uneven in spots? That's what's bugging me about this scene.

[@LesserAndrew]

@@insulttothehumanrace3807 The ice would definitely not be pristine with an unstoppable killer fire rolling on top of it.

[@LesserAndrew]

Yup! When a hockey player is seriously injured, an ambulance can usually meet him/her at the Zamboni gate. Granted, my local rink makes it really hard, but if there were a fire, they'd find a way.

[@khairallahdh]

Roughed up ice isn’t even hard to run on in sneakers. Iv sprinted across an once rink before in normal shoes without slipping at all because it had been awhile since the Zamboni had come around.

[@gimmethegepgun]

@@khairallahdh I doubt it would be roughed up ice seeing as the zamboni JUST ran over it. Still it's not that hard.

[@m_agamer2730]

This is somehow the most incompetent team that had been featured here and that's saying something.

[@owenchristie6958]

He seems to like making fun of them

[@IwonaKlich]

@@owenchristie6958 well he don't need to. It's like a comedy show...

[@SmileyFace01]

@@IwonaKlich Is it not meant to be a comedy show?

[@utar88utar]

important thing is that they ALL wear masks. that's the message here.

[@louiscypher4186]

@@utar88utar which is hilarious because in one episode they go into a full blown house fire without their mask's.

[@lc6450]

Oooooh! "Incompetence on Ice!" That would be an awesome show that could last 142 seasons and never run out of material!!!

[@werkhaye]

New episode inspiration would come from walking down the street 😂

[@halfbakedhomesteaders]

I know right 😂

[@abbytran8514]

Oh my god I think this is an Ice Truckers or whatever tf that show was called reference.

[@ffjsb]

I think there's a longer "show" that's been going on longer. I mean, how long has the Democrat party been in existence???

[@Finallybianca]

Wait its not just a Winnipeg Jets season

[@LordyT34]

I love that every fire they encounter is apparently immune to water

[@smooshiebear80]

And that there is absolutely no water available

[@davidl.williams6776]

If I hear "Can't use water" one more time.

[@DaHuntsman1]

Its cause otherwise 99% of the contrived incidents for the show would be solved in like 2 seconds.

[@Augustghost]

"We cant spray it with water" Why? "Cause it wont help" I dont think that's how fi- "Its IMMUNE to water" But did you at least try t- 'IMMUNE"

[@saturniidspectre]

They always look at the fire like it's some kind of supernatural force.

[@jacobballew7687]

My dad has been a fire chief since 2010 and a firefighter for 25+ years. He loves you

[@harizotoh7]

How many flaming zambonis has he had to deal with?

[@jacobballew7687]

@@harizotoh7 none

[@STARSRav3n]

Correct me if I'm wrong but your profile pic is the Extinguish modifier from Destiny yeah?

[@jacobballew7687]

@@STARSRav3n I thought it was the raid symbol

[@STARSRav3n]

@@jacobballew7687 looking at it, I think its both 🤣

[@mgallmachine]

What gets me is the writers of this show actually do not need to think up situations like this every week. Just have firefighters and paramedics send in their actual reports and it probably would be just as much drama and suspense.

[@lennardjakobi]

In Germany we have the show Feuer und Flamme (and a terrible DMAX knockoff). All they do is strap a gopro on firefighters and follow them around for 2 months. Best show ever, some emotional and exciting moments, just great. Never understood these sort of dramatized shows, they are super annoying in comparison.

[@sebastianschmidt566]

I mean we also could fill the humor gap with funny story's without let us look like we didn't know to do our job

[@russellcontreras394]

@@lennardjakobi that sounds awesome.

[@annabolika8919]

@@russellcontreras394 you have to watch it! I don't know whether English subtitles are available, but I hope they are.

[@russellcontreras394]

@@annabolika8919 I tried finding it, but I keep finding what appears to be like a Ninja Warrior type game show involving firefighters

[@xxAliceNightxx]

I like to imagine that he's a dead crewmate who's ghost is screaming from beyond the grave about their incompetence

[@StonedtotheBones13]

Tbh, from station skits, that is exactly what would happen. Just haunt your old buddies to tick them off... And pranking ppl you don't like lol

[@inttrovertedmonk851]

I've worked as maintenance in an ice hockey rink, you could literally drive a fire truck onto the ice. You know through the same door the Zamboni gets on the ice, or use the literal fire hoses used to flood the rink to make the ice. But I get it tv.

[@samholdsworth420]

Lol

[@tissuepaper9962]

Yeah it's TV or whatever but they really went out of their way to make everything the exact opposite of realistic in this show.

[@chel-lalasveganmania]

Oh, gosh. That's awesome thanks for sharing. Makes it even funnier

[@jakeweston13]

I work in operations at a rink as well. I was looking for this comment lol.

[@vitalityfox]

I worked as private security a couple times at the civic center in Amarillo. They had an event where all the fire fire trucks, police and ems were all there on ice for a career day event. This guy is telling the truth.

[@DFVAR]

"oh no the Zamboni is coming *Steps over * I'm safe."

[@midoriya1183]

dude they were on the ice. It hard to move instantly but still it depends if the fire is so slow.

[@slapout7]

That's why I can't watch Zombie shows. "They're coming!". Me: "Walk slightly faster"

[@DFVAR]

@@slapout7 lol

[@SilverMe2004]

seeing as he is using a green screen he should have made himself disappear and then reappear one step across with lots of after effects

[@Ben_Kimber]

I agree, Mark. However, it gets a little more interesting when the zombies can run.

[@renasouza8261]

I love how that Zamboni burns so cleanly, literally zero smoke

[@robertnett9793]

I mean, I can appreciate that the fire is so eco conscious.

[@ShaggyRogers1]

I love that the flaming zamboni doesn't somehow melt any of the ice.

[@tomasgoes]

It's PURE ENERGY. That's why they can't use water, you silly. Haven't you been following along? 😂😂😂

[@AmberStallion]

So basically the most intelligent character in that episode was probably the zamboni XD.

[@youkofoxy]

Yep, he was running on, the best you can do when there's no way to drop and roll nor people capable of putting out fire.

[@glorialiedtke8931]

Well the old lady had the right idea calling for help, how was she supposed to know they would be this incompetent.

[@AmberStallion]

@@glorialiedtke8931 Good point

[@Aimothewizard]

The most intelligent character here is that door...

[@npctrucker1367]

The fact the zamboni is staying on the ice and not running into the walls makes it pretty smart.

[@TangoOscarMikeN3WS]

I imagine the writers of this show having trouble getting through daily life. "Oh no stairs! Does anyone have some climbing rope and a sherpa?"

[@ptaylor4923]

I used to work for writers... 🤭 You're so close 😅😂🤣

[@kittylynndale5264]

You forgot that the writers will need a 2 camelbacks- one full of water and one full of coffee- and they’ll watch (and drink) as the writers’ assistants lift them safely to the second floor. Then they’ll complain that the coffee was too cold and the water was too hot. And how dare the assistants (who are busy trying to breathe and not die) get them non organic, non vegan, non gluten free coffee. And they forgot the almond milk!!!!! And now the writers have to use the bathroom, so it’s time to take them back downstairs.

[@crossarrowentertainment8528]

imagine it with batman 'Oh no stairs! what will we ever do Batman?" "Quick Robin use your grapling hook!" 😂

[@emberskies999]

I bet their excuse for their shoddy writing is "We wanted to capture a more realistic 'What would you immediately do in this?' scenario scene in order to bring out the emotion behind it"

[@shelbyhaase9754]

I nearly peed myself laughing so hard at this!

[@dynamiteskye9007]

I love these videos. My best friend from high school's dad was ems. He fought and arranged to have first aid and cpr classes taught to every student in our school every year as part of p.e. Saddly it didn't last long, only 2 years, before a parent group complained it was encouraging kids to get into dangerous situations to help people. But the first step was always to assess the safety of the situation and call for help. I still think it was a good idea to include the class, it shouldn't have been canceled.

[@dogouchu4356]

“Don’t teach my kids to help people. It could give them dangerous ideas. Like, being a good person”

[@realtsavo]

​@@dogouchu4356This is so accurate it's depressing.

[@nusbaumtanner]

@@dogouchu4356 You know, those pesky first responders and their bad influences on the rising generation.

[@TheMegatuz]

​@@dogouchu4356That's average USA citizen mindset: only look after yourself.

[@-the_emperor-1660]

@@TheMegatuz Learn how to cut out the word "average" from sentences like these. We have a saying in my homeland; "A hit Goose, has a tongue loose." (To be hit/struck/shot also means to be crazy in Slovak) In short it means, if you claim "we are all idiots" only idiots will react to that sentence with disagreement.

[@theunkownbanana1823]

What we don't know is that the flaming Zamboni is the writer's metaphor for this show. When they pitched the idea they never really expected the producers to green light the script.

[@MainMite06]

*The producers are 6 year old children, that's why*

[@allisonavery7273]

That would be funny if it was the truth

[@nancyaustin9516]

If instead they’d pitched a flaming dumpster careening around an icy, windy parking lot, do you think that might’ve been just a little *too* obvious a metaphor?

[@unknownguest4575]

I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS AN ACTUAL SCENE IM SUPPOSED TO TAKE SERIOUSLY

[@The_Chef2511]

Just assume Deadpool set the zambonie on fire and it becomes slightly tolerable.

[@Guderian2]

Just think about this: Someone thought this scene up, let's call it writer A Writer A probably proposed this Idea to a room full of People and they were okay with it. At some point a Producer had to see this scene and was like: "I'm okay with this" At another point the one filming this had to see this scene and was like: "Yeah makes sense to me" The actors also had to be like: "Yeah whatever" Between all those People Noone! Objected to this! Or if they have they were ignored.

[@motherofpea4rll]

The show is so hard to watch, it’s like a high budget low quality show

[@motherofpea4rll]

The show is so hard to watch, it’s like a high budget low quality show

[@Bubble_n_squeak3]

Maybe it was ment to be a comedy, they just need some Leslie Nielsen qoutes

[@egewg1207]

I love how they didn't even try to hide the door RIGHT NEXT TO THEM

[@MainMite06]

It's because Station 19 is full of idiots!

[@johnvelez3005]

That's were they send the rejects.

[@austinjackson2574]

hell they dont even need the door LOL there is NO glass there. they could literally just step over the wall ppfbbt

[@D1sNeYfAn4EvEr]

"Oh no, the Zamboni is coming" *Takes one step to the right* "I'm safe." 😄🤣😂😆😄🤣

[@-Shazz-]

"Magic."

[@ajurydiha]

It's reminded me of Deadpool scene where he killed someone with a zamboni.

[@yogeshtheist5528]

it was like a trump impression...

[@kjw79]

That head swaggle tho... 😂

[@D1sNeYfAn4EvEr]

@@ajurydiha Deadpool: *While laughing* "You're, you're about to get killed by a Zamboni. Haha. Tell me where's Francis? Or else you're going to die.... in 5 minutes." Iconic moment!

[@brianwest2775]

Moving him to the side but not out the door was the most hilarious. Like, slide him out the big Zamboni doors and you don't even need to lift him!

[@dressedasyournightmare6695]

Then spend 80% of the episode trying to fit him thru a door rather than use a litter and yard him across the ice after the Zamboni passes.

[@WillyDonkers]

the fact that it's on fire the entire time and no malfunctions, this machine must be a best seller

[@lagon7830]

And physics defying, it's immune to friction!

[@insulttothehumanrace3807]

I want to know what kind of ice they've got at this rink. A flaming object has been rolling around on it for a good few minutes, and it's not even uneven.

[@modernmcnoble]

Ya know theres this amazing thing that buildings like these are legally required to have, called sprinkler systems. And they are quite effective.

[@HenryBloggit]

I guess the sprinklers never activated because there was no smoke coming from that burning zamboni.

[@limysyenpai537]

@@HenryBloggit or the fact that it's probably not burning hot enough for the sprikles to activate

[@nobodyreally834]

@@limysyenpai537 This is the better answer.

[@nobodyreally834]

@@HenryBloggit Well a lot of sprinklers inside buildings have to be activated by high heat. The only thing keeping a fire sprinkler from coming on is a glass tube filled with glycerin that will break when high heat reaches it. That way the sprinklers don't come on where they aren't needed.

[@nobodyreally834]

This would only work if the zamboni stayed parked under one long enough.

[@kdot4068]

You are having WAY more fun than you should with this. It's good that you're having a good time. You deserve it.

[@randompensamientos9802]

I love how it’s just slowly making its way around the ice and no one knows what to do 😂😂😂

[@boooster101]

As serious as the steam roller scene in Austin Powers

[@TheGhostbusterfan]

My mind instantly goes to the scene in the first Deadpool. "Tell me where your boss is, or your going die... in five minutes."

[@kurotsuki7427]

I dont think I would know to react at first ether tbh.

[@Mullatta_Damage]

@@TheGhostbusterfan We thought the same thing

[@Zara-Bari]

Nothing more confusing or terrifying than a machine slowly driving itself in predictable circles in a closed space it can't get out of.

[@PalmBeachCountyFireBuff]

“Mhh I thought I remembered seeing a ladder somewhere... oh that right it’s on the truck!!!!” 😂😂😂

[@emmagatewood3898]

That was the best part! "Do you have a ladder" 😂😂 Uh yeah Cap, there's 5 of them on our truck right outside🤦🤦🤦

[@crossarrowentertainment8528]

right next to the rope and the water. 😂

[@snowfox4704]

*PURE GOLD*

[@funkmasterforge]

That reaction felt real, like he really lost his patience for this crap.

[@rainbowmoon1461]

Are we sure sure about this? I wouldn’t be surprised if somehow they didn’t have a ladder on their truck. 😅😂

[@pluviosity]

I still can't get over the fact that a *firefighter* asked for a ladder.

[@MarkCosens]

Plot twist: He is actually the consultant for this show in real life. After he gets done consulting for each episode he tells himself "Haha, I'm gonna have so much content for my youtube channel"

[@chandradharkoneti]

Dude!!! Most underrated comment my man.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@joshe55]

That’s called conflict of interest right there

[@johnb8956]

Please tell me this show doesn’t have a fire fighter consultant lol

[@makipri]

Practically the same as the computing consultant for the movie Hackers. That person tried how much of bullshit they would take and they bought it all.

[@Geolaminar]

IT'S A CONSPIRACY

[@conradkai9705]

“Sorry crew, due to budget constraints, we’re cutting back on some of our common sense.”

[@kcrtxbw.4349]

"Please get in line for your complementary lobotomy !"

[@notthatcreativewithnames]

Ah, budget constraints. That's probably why they don't have, you know, a ladder.

[@eizzle78]

You know you’re in trouble when the fire department is asking to borrow tools!

[@Marqan]

Why do they even have a driver if the zamboni can just drive itself even while it's on fire?!

[@b.f.2461]

It’s the dreaded Zamboni-Roomba hybrid.

[@JS-qo9oq]

@@b.f.2461 The all new, 2021 Zamboomba!

[@b.f.2461]

@@JS-qo9oq you obviously have a great career in marketing!

[@AntonioCardenasT]

Maybe it can only drive itself while in fire, that's why it needs a driver while not on fite.

[@CaptainBohnenbrot]

It can drive itself, but it can't stop itself. That's what this episode is all about.

[@BDP0408]

1:53 "On three" And he starts counting at 3, Ingenious

[@sidawan9297]

I didnt even notice that xd

[@cowgirl5852]

I was waiting for him to call them out on that!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@hail2287]

That’s what we call “incompetence above ice”

[@antoniobranderas]

Haha! Good catch

[@Ofthehouseofbeards]

I see that so often and it never fails to make me cringe. I had some students when practicing lifting go "lift on 3, 1-2-3-lift" and the caller would lift on lift. I told them if they did that, I'm lifting on 3 and you're lifting after me, which can cause some issues.

[@thediamondrellik]

i wish he'd do this for the entire show, id totally binge watch them if he were adding commentary like this threw out the whole show. love his vids. XD

[@salim_abid_]

I was thinking the exact same thing

[@toshamccarty5115]

He probably could, but they'd probably copyright sue him to stop it. Some scenes in some episodes here and there can qualify under fair use for teaching and informing.

[@Palizoid]

There needs to be a nursing version of this. Registered nurse greenscreens themselves into like any medical show. These are too good.

[@MTDfilms]

Dang I kind of want to do this with my sister lol. I've learned a lot watching shows like that from both my sister and mom

[@insulttothehumanrace3807]

If I could afford a greenscreen, I would. Even a nurse-in-training would know better than some of the nonsense they pull in these shows...

[@dchil15]

​@@insulttothehumanrace3807 just go buy some green fabric.

[@LesserAndrew]

I'd watch that. I think most of the green screens would feature nurses scrolling on their phones at the nurse's station while five TV docs crowd into the exam room by themselves. Not sure why most medical shows think doctors do all the work. Doc's job is to assess patients, develop treatment plans, file orders, and chart. Nurses do the real work of patient care by implementing those orders and monitoring patient condition. Night Shift was the worst about this, not only did the docs do the work that's actually performed by nurses, they kept going into the field and playing paramedic too. Nothing felt more real in that show than the episode where admin criticized their spending.

[@OShackHennessy]

No thanks, know it all nurses are annoying enough in real life. They do a good enough job of inserting themselves into any medical conversation on a daily basis. It always starts the same way, “I’m a nurse…” 😂

[@WizelBalan]

I love how this zamboni is engulfed in fire, really bad looking fire btw, and yet there is not a hint of smoke coming off it. This thing should be belching black, toxic gas from all the burning plastic, rubber and oils.

[@MegaBarefoot1]

Not to mention all the other toxic lovelies that would be coming off the batteries of that thing.

[@andreay.s.escasa95]

it's not smoking cause it's not blue sticky fire, duh

[@CC-ty6hn]

@@andreay.s.escasa95 that is... true 👍

[@rainbowmoon1461]

Never changing either. The zamboni just keeps making laps around the ice, with the same amount of fire, and not effecting anything around it. 😂

[@crossarrowentertainment8528]

It must be Holy fire as it isnt even burning the Zamboni. THE HOCKEY GODS ARE TRYING TO TELL US SOMETHING! 😂

[@kimberlyboswell7714]

This is beautiful. You are the voice I have yearned for every time I watch a show that is just to silly to allow my suspension of disbelief to be stretched any farther.

[@Helljumper425]

The show writers actually had two of their characters chase a burning zamboni with fire extinguishers while on ice skates. This is a thing, this is real, I hate television.

[@PremedComrade25]

Bro when that shit came on I couldn't help but laugh hysterically when they pulled that shit onscreen, was so god damn stupid. I miss the old days of having good shows to watch.

[@leninchan7295]

My family loves this show. I don't know why it's so cliche, boring, bland and fucking inaccurate

[@mikhaelgribkov4117]

@@PremedComrade25 Team-A was the real shit.

[@Zodroo_Tint]

Next episode will be a women with an injury singing opera and two of the firefighters have to go to the stage singing because the show must go on.

[@nt78stonewobble]

That does seem so dumb, to the level where you really can't take it seriously. On the other hand, I did like House MD., but that at least had a really interesting and entertaining main character.

[@kagon3962]

Green Screen yourself into chicago fire, has an actual fire fighter that's part of the cast and I want to see how realistic they keep it.

[@foxgaming1767]

See you can't make fun of CF as they actually somewhat put effort into the show but they do have to TV it up a bit

[@BuildItBricks]

@@foxgaming1767 they do

[@emirachelnatalie3397]

@@foxgaming1767 yep lol

[@RasseruS]

Chicago Fire maybe more realism in their scenes. But, seen a few unrealistic dumb jokes. Oh poor Rescue Pal the misunderstood Japanese firefighting robot..

[@Emma_7567]

That would be good

[@chilfang2422]

1:54 "On three!" *counts down from three*

[@moonlightshadowpony]

I love how they're literally crawling on their hands and knees to get to this guy, meanwhile i've easily sprinted across skating rinks in sneakers. Plus all the stuff they've seemingly used i'm wondering if they just left their truck at the station and ran there or something

[@lagon7830]

It's best to have someone with skates making sure you don't fall. Even medical staff in the NHL almost always end up with a ref or player grabbing their arm or holding their back to ensure they don't fall. It's just a safety thing, hell, they clearly wanted to skate in this scene anyways, should just had 2 put on skates and send 4 on the ice with the board.

[@grapatin]

The key MO of all these shows is that the truck and all its equipment is purely decorative. None of them ever use anything on it.

[@norbertfleck812]

Some handful of sand (which they should have on their truck) and the ice is no longer slippery.

[@lawrencecalablaster568]

I’m one of the most uncoordinated people I know, & yet I’ve been able to play broomball on ice in my sneakers.

[@imacanoli897]

They could have also just taken their boots off and walked over to him in their socks. Lmao.

[@KaiahAurora]

I know it's a minor detail compared to everything else, but "Okay, on 3! 3, 2, 1" also got me

[@tieember9596]

A flaming zamboni feels like in MMOs when they don't know how to make an enemy more seemingly powerful, organically, so they just assign it a random element like "flaming zamboni" and give it some extra attack damage (it's hard to hear over the actual firefighter flaming the episode, but I'd swear it even comes with boss music)

[@Fausto_4841]

it used to have boss music, but these firefighters already killed one earlier and we were running over budget. What? you think assets just grow on trees?

[@insulttothehumanrace3807]

@@Fausto_4841 Oh, it's like in some games where the boss becomes a normal enemy later and loses the boss music. ... Except that's usually done to show how much the player character has improved. I think these firefighters are somehow getting even dumber.

[@Fausto_4841]

@@insulttothehumanrace3807 in some games the more experience points the more reckless you get bc you know you can survive one or two hits. starting a new game is harder than starting NG+

[@somerandomschmuck2547]

You know, this legitimately sounds like a satire of an emergency drama show you’d see a character in a sitcom mention. “Hey guys you check out the new episode, the Firemen fought a flaming Zamboni by skating around it with fire extinguishers.”

[@higunner00]

Weird fact: Most of the energy in a Zambi is used to pump the water in it,the wheels are relatively weak and veery slow,also they are very susceptible to getting stuck if ANYTHING gets under them

[@kurotsuki7427]

So you could put a chair in its path and the job would be half way done.

[@higunner00]

@@kurotsuki7427 from what they have told me, you could TREATHEN the Zamboni with putting a chair in front of it and it would stop

[@evilsharkey8954]

You could throw some toothpicks on the ground and get it stuck.

[@leocervidae]

Honestly my question is why hasn’t the thing crashed into a wall? I’ll ignore the fact it’s still running without a driver… but how is it turning perfectly to avoid the walls without crashing? Is it part tesla?

[@AnimeWolf5193]

@@leocervidae How about that it's somehow running when it's fuel source is presumably on fire/destroyed?

[@starlightdragon2665]

My sister works a zamboni for the Tampa Bay Lightning team at the Tampa sports forum. According to her; this entire scenario should never happen because new zamboni machines are designed to stop moving if you fall off of them; or they go up in flames. This scene made her cry laughing

[@unskilled822]

@@jackalenterprisesofohio its a lawn mower that wont mow the lawn

[@NoobieLandCity]

@@jackalenterprisesofohio It's a big batterie, there is no cruise control, release pedal and no more movement and not only that let's assume there's an object stuck on pedal, there's a sensor where you sit that when you aren't sitting on it, it can't move. Also there's a big red button to stop everything in case something wrong that stop all electrical.

[@NerdyCatCoffeeee]

@@jackalenterprisesofohio It's a lawn mower, but more like if the lawn mower took your damaged dround and spread grass seeds around it for growing new grass in around 5-8 minutes

[@BuRstGuardian]

I love how he said "On 3" then proceeded to count down....

[@jackall-trades6149]

All that’s missing in this insanity is having Deadpool riding that thing.

[@BCA-1]

Well someone keep turning the wheel to keep it from hitting and stopping on a wall. LOL

[@kittylynndale5264]

"Where’s Francis?”

[@Kotani9005]

Who do you think started the fire

[@NerdyCatCoffeeee]

@@Kotani9005 Another one of Deadpool's suicid* attempts failed horribly, and here's how 9-1-1 idiots dealt with the consequences of it:

[@OfficialYondoth]

You mean you didnt see it?

[@TormentedPenguin]

You owe me 4 hrs of sleep... I laughed so hard at the Zamboni dodge, I woke the baby... WORTH IT.

[@YoungBuck7912]

Yo I know that feel 😂

[@meneng6933]

Not the baby!!

[@thewingedhussairs931]

@@meneng6933 Yes the baby!

[@Brievel]

I too have woken the baby laughing at his videos.

[@speed991]

these are like little gold video nuggets, I try and not watch them all back to back so its a little treat for myself. These are amazing

[@Matthew_Klepadlo]

I’d genuinely go see the show “FDC Green Screen… …ON ICE!!!”

[@Vesperitis]

combine this with Smoking-Eating Spider-Man and you'd get FDC Green Screen Turn Off the Dark ON ICE

[@andrewdyckman3616]

“We’re gonna need to use ice skates” 😂 wtf? that’s a straight Batman and Robin moment.

[@eveescastle5866]

Holy inconvenience on ice batman

[@nataliegraham9552]

No skates needed, but the struggle to find 2 brain cells to rub together among that entire crew is real. 🤦

[@thudthud5423]

"Quick! To the firepoles!" "Quick! To the Batfiretruck!"

[@ShiningDarknes]

Hold up, spotted something else. They are using the basket board when there is a spine board RIGHT THERE 1:47 . If they are so worried about moving the victim because of possible spine injury... well it is in the fucking name! Basket boards are great, but you need to move the victim quite a lot to get them onto it and they were clearly struggling to do so properly due to the ice (presumably).

[@FortWoodlockMedia]

*Laughing* "You're about to be killed... by a zamboni." - Deadpool

[@ShayRae1392]

IN FIVE MINUTES - also deadpool

[@SallySue9725]

😂 Deadpool should have consulted for this show

[@spvillano]

@@SallySue9725 probably was. It would explain ever so much.

[@Bubble_n_squeak3]

Capt: do you have any ladders? Me: you're the freaking fire dept, why ask me this? Who read this script and thought "good job, film it!"?

[@Razuki5]

I wanna know how the zamboni drives straight, turns, and then drives straight again.

[@Jehty_]

@@wcresponder or clever people who know what the viewers want to see.

[@ReasonX3]

This must be either the coldest battery fire in history or the most heat resistive ice on Earth.

[@Ttccmof]

As someone who drove zambonis and has had them catch on fire before, the top and sides are either fiberglass or metal. They DO NOT catch on fire, and most likely the underneath catches on fire. (ya know, where the motor is, not the water or snow tanks) Which means your PERFECTLY SAFE to drive it into the WATER PIT that every rink uses to refill and PUT IT OUT. (assuming it drives all the way there before giving out. XD )

[@MrTerror923]

*someone lights a match* Crew : Whelp we cant use water to put that out... Crew : Whats the furthest door we can use to escape? Crew : Also do you have ladders? we forgot ours...

[@stitches768]

Thank you for summarising the whole show

[@wonkydonk9073]

One time I tested out one of those "waterproof" camping matches in my kitchen sink and spent like five sad and mildly comedic minutes trying to put it out. I still feel like I was more competent than the firefighters in this show, however.

[@Zara-Bari]

You forgot the part where they just sort of... stare at it for awhile as if expecting it to die of shame or something, before they begin to extensively discuss their options as if they have never experienced fire before and are trying to recall things they read once in an internet article years ago.

[@Rspsand07]

"Is it gas powered?" What do you think, sherlock? We're indoors

[@lynk5902]

@@Rspsand07 Actually many Zambonis run on a propane tank. While they do emit CO and CO2, because of the short operation time coupled with the size of the room and the necessary air exchange rate, there is never a dangerous level of CO or CO2 build up.

[@CirkusFreak0419]

Ya know what puts out plastic? "WATER!" I'm dying! 😂 I love this series!

[@JNDlego57]

1:40 You can really feel his anger here. Literally a firefighter asked the people for a ladder.

[@eviscero]

Quick, someone order the 1.5 from Amazon prime. We can stop this zamboni.

[@Asertix357]

That's like a cop asking you if you have any spare ammo. On second thought, that one would actually make _more_ sense.

[@sweggychris2571]

"Ya know Cap, I swear I saw ladders somewhere. Oh yeah...IT'S ON THE TRUCK! ALONG WITH THE ROPE, THE WATER WE COULD BE USING, AND ANY COMMON SENSE THAT EXISTS WITH THIS CREW!" I cannot explain how hard this made me laugh😅😅

[@shyowl3453]

it would be funny to me if I didnt have crews around where I work that are about this dumb

[@HvV8446]

No, they left the common sense at the station

[@finoochoa9568]

😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😆😆

[@NorthKYtrainssirensandgaming03]

Ice rink mantaince assistant here. It looks like it started burning and the guy jumped off on his first lap down center ice. The Zamboni regardless of age or fuel type,gas or electric would drive in a straight line, assuming the tire spikes are still good. If it was to continue in its current path it would just slam into the boards (wall surrounding the ice) and come to a stop. Wouldn't drive in circles. Plus they carry a crapton of water for resurfacing the ice. The main tank would be either above or right next to the battery,plus the snow bin on top of it all,so the likelihood of it becoming a massive fire is slim. I have to give this scene a 1/10 for realism ,id give it 0 if it wasn't for the realistic Zamboni CGI.

[@willp2906]

I love how a five-year-old whose only knowledge of firefighting whatsoever was "spray water on fire, water puts out fire" would do a better job directing the tactics of these scene than a team of supposed trained professionals. Do they need to start carrying an Occam's Razor as part of the kit on the truck?

[@aubreyackermann8432]

They'd use it to intubate conscious patients

[@PALACIO254]

But is battery powered that things a powder keg if a single drop so much as grazes it

[@mr.p215]

@@PALACIO254 we would have a Hiroshima on our hands

[@ezura4760]

Even if they did, they’d just conveniently leave it on the truck.

[@aquabreeze7612]

I don’t know anything about Fire/Rescue but even I know there’s always more than one door onto an ice rink.

[@inisipisTV]

You got to wonder how that Zamboni got inside rin... of course the Service entrance.😂

[@ZekeMagnum]

even worse when they moved the dude to the opposite side instead of the one they are on... -.-

[@undefinederror40404]

And I don't know much about ice rinks, but that door wasn't that hard to spot..

[@nataliegraham9552]

At least 6, plus the larger double door for the ice machine to enter/exit. 🤦

[@AnadroJ_TV]

Let's see...standard rink has two doors at each bench, two penalty box doors and at least a zamboni door....can't find one guys.

[@MrMan-sy4ev]

That Zamboni is making another pass!!! In another 11 minutes we’re all screwed!!!!

[@PatrolingEden]

Best ventilation in an arena ever, no smoke from a fully engulfed Zamboni.

[@feciloentertainmentisfree6779]

Imagine he roasting his own crew in real life situation 😂😂😂

[@angrydalek]

Wouldn’t happen because A. not the captain B. they know what they are doing C. he’s too busy doing his job to stand around like that.

[@spacejesus6581]

@@angrydalek "'Not the captain" The crew shows up for his shenanigans fairly often "They know what they are doing" Ever heard of a parody? Or acting? "He's too busy doing his job to be standing around like that" I pray for your intelligence if you took this comment as him literally going to a call and screaming about incompetence

[@feciloentertainmentisfree6779]

@@angrydalek that's why I said, IMAGINE..........

[@YukariAkiyama]

@@angrydalek r/woooosh

[@MrGamecatCanaveral]

@@angrydalek A. You're obviously not a firefighter. B. You're not a firefighter. C. It's obvious you're not a firefighter.

[@aidankeohane3370]

This is the second most unbelievable thing I’ve ever seen in a firefighter show. Number one of course goes to Denis Leary being the most desired man in NY in Rescue Me.

[@marvindebot3264]

So, you haven't seen the Texas volcano episode then?

[@xwarockx3959]

This guy is the pinnacle of green screen comedy.

[@MainMite06]

FDC vs ZEBRA CORNER!!!!

[@AnadroJ_TV]

@@MainMite06 or...and trust me on this one. MAHK FT FDC instead of vs

[@markmcgibbon7013]

Why did you stop it there, id love to see a firefighter on ice skates chasing a fire

[@f16fightingfalcon15]

i would pay good money to see incompetence on ice become an actual thing

[@photone]

...Set to the proper music, of course! This could outsell Disney On Ice!

[@markmcgibbon7013]

@ivan igesias jamart no ones job is more important than fire fighting ice skaters

[@KosmikGawdess]

Oh no the Zambonis coming..🚶🏾‍♂️..im safe. Lmaooo that was hilarious

[@fishateme6339]

This man is literally just the firefighter version of Angry Cops

[@wanderlust1282]

Damn, I was gonna say that!

[@raphmaster23]

Don't they know each other i swear I've seen him do videos in ACs house

[@Squeak74B]

I love Angry-Bald-Man-in-Uniform KZbin channel. Is best channel. 😂

[@almostunliketea]

At the end of one of his videos he dressed up like Angry cops and did the scream, forget which video tho

[@Jabberwockybird]

What about Mike the Cop?

[@khonojeya01]

What's even more funny is that the Zamboni is literally moving as fast as the zombies from The walking Dead and they're still not getting him off the ice 🤣🤣

[@ElizIndRhythm]

🤣🤣🤣 It must be *hilarious* watching these kind of shows with you. I like to make my sister, a hospital lab tech, watch CSI: Miami just to watch her lose her mind. "How the hell can you see the lab results with all of that mood lighting?" "Oh, sure, I'll get you those DNA results in an hour IT TAKES OVER AN HOUR TO GET THE SAMPLE PREPPED, KAREN!!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@pmc2999]

During CSIs golden years, not only did patients come in thinking they would get instant test results. They were quite dumbfounded when they were told some of the tests and machines on CSI had not yet been invented.

[@salim_abid_]

(In a humorous manner and with no ill intent) Maybe if your sister was better at her job she’d also have a tv show made about her, Tell her to stop being jealous of other peoples ability to do her job better than her 👍🏻👍🏻😂

[@pmc2999]

@salim_abid_ My hospital spent heaven knows how much on a computer system that didn't work right. Patients all think that all computers can talk to each other. Our clinic computers wouldn't connect to the hospital. Patient's would get irate at being asked their meds. "My doctor's office has my list." I thought one patient was going to hit me when I tried to explain and tell him he should carry a list. By the way, the doctor sort of has your list. The office tech is supposed to update your list each visit. Each visit, they say "are these your meds" and I say "well those two I haven't been on for at least ten years, which I told you the last time I was here." If you really want to know the meds call their pharmacist.

[@joshkeene8457]

Moral of these shows: “Lets take out a fire in the most non logical way possible!”

[@erin9110]

I love how the Zamboni didn't just combust from the fire but just drove around the ice aimlessly.

[@SanDukey]

Gotta love that smart steering on that flaming Zamboni keeping it running in a nice oval instead of crashing into the boards and catching the whole rink on fire

[@JGT_rblx]

I like how no one noticed what this guy said at 1:54. *”on 3.”* *”3, 2, 1, go”* They waited until 1 to spray not 3. This is why I hate TV shows.

[@tresor27]

So it's still the most realistic scene 😂

[@frankrhymes2441]

I like play pals playing octodad "OK ready on the count of 3 ready? ...3"

[@cgollimusic]

Come on, the writers are actually trying now right? It's one thing for them to have no idea what they're writing about, but writing dialogue like that makes them worse at their job than the firefighters they write about.

[@tubeuser2222]

you are so right and I feel even dumber for not having noticed that on my first watch. I guess i was distracted by the piss poor attempt at extinguishing a 4 ton zamboni from hell with the equivalent of thoughts and prayers.

[@Timotheus24]

why even count down? just spray the thing when its in range. it's not like you have to do a coordinated ambush spray

[@Pulang_Diwa]

Is it just me or is his VFX green screen skills getting better.

[@ccadama]

Nah. It's always been top notch...

[@Green__one]

I think it is. This is the first time I've seen him put himself behind something in the scene, really adds a lot to it. Now of course to believe he was really there he'd also need a lobotomy, but hey, the visual part is a start ;)

[@WingMaster562]

He has improved his editing, by using more backgrounds, scalling himself more appropriately, and even masking to make himself appear behind certain things. . Also nice to see a fellow Katipunero in the comments.

[@GMRay739]

I'm just trying to imagine how I'd react if a team of firefighters turned up seemed less capable of putting out my fire than I was, then asked me for a ladder...

[@tammyt3434]

I'm not convinced the Common Sense for this department is stored on the truck.

[@MainMite06]

They have common sense?!

[@AnomalousZoologist]

"Oh nooooo. This zamboni is coming at me. *What EVER* shall I DO?.... It's still fifteen feet away... thirteen.... eleven... yep. Still waiting." I showed my mother your channel, she loves your videos immensely, and is incredibly thankful there's still SOME people out there with common sense.

[@Mr.Redink]

I've worked 2 years on ice rinks. And not knly can you WALK on that ice without slipping. You can easily jogg or even run, if you're careful. Also, EVERY ICE RINK (or most), USUALLY COMES WITH A HOSE, LIKE A FIREMAN HOSE! That's how they make the ice most of the time.

[@jasonvoorhees6152]

How do you walk on ice? Love to know that.

[@Mr.Redink]

@@jasonvoorhees6152 normally or carefully with either wide sole boots OR BECAUSE IT IS AN ICE RINK they usually have a spike sole you can put on your boot and then take off when youre done.

[@smooshiebear80]

@@jasonvoorhees6152Or… you just walk! Seriously, it’s not that difficult. Anyone who lives in a cold climate has to walk across ice once in a while.

[@idontknow164]

"You need skates to go on ice. What are stupid?" - hack writer from LA

[@spvillano]

My duty boots are fine on ice, give maybe 30 seconds max and they're chilled enough to not melt the ice under them and they grip just fine. It's actually one of the things I look for, as otherwise a cold snap in our Pennsylvania winters and I'd be spending that winter flat on my ass. Well, that and it's one of the few times per year when I can actually walk on water. I'll just get my coat...

[@brandonlink6568]

I love how they move him from the center of the rink to the edge which is the most dangerous place because once it hits a wall (assuming it doesn't just stop because tv drama) it would just drive in circles along the wall

[@heathershimamoto121]

Another question: how is the Zamboni still going?? Presumably it takes several minutes for the FD to arrive, then we get the whole scene. So does that mean it drives while on fire for like 10-15 minutes? I've seen cars roll while on fire but that's just when the brakes give out before the tires turn to mush. They don't keep driving perfect circles because all those mechanisms would've melted... Maybe this thing keeps going because it's battery powered by the energizer bunny?

[@SomeRandomFella12]

Besides the blaringly ridiculous problems with this, these types of machines run on big Lithium Ion batteries, and it would be burning for quite a while. With that being said practically the entire machine is hydraulically driven and it would have crapped out once the line was burst. It really does not like to move unless you are pressing the accelerator either

[@lagon7830]

@@SomeRandomFella12 Not to mention the friction of the ice and rubbing against the wall.

[@MrRobinhalligan]

It is caused by Narrativium The most common element on the disc, although not included in the list of the standard five: earth, fire, air, water and surprise. It ensures that everything runs properly as a story. For example, if a boy has two older brothers, chances are they will go on a quest. The first will be strong, and fail because of his stupidity, the second will be smart, and fail because of his frailty and the youngest brother will then have no choice but to go out, succeed and bring fame and fortune to his poor family. This phenomenon is also known as Narrative Causality. Dragons breathe fire not because they have asbestos lungs, but because that is what dragons do. Heroes only win when outnumbered, and things which have a one-in-a-million chance of succeeding often do so. The application of this phenomenon appears to be governed by some loosely formulated laws.

[@pambronson4467]

@@MrRobinhalligan THANK YOU!!!! I didn't expect a Diskwork reference when I came here.

[@HenryBloggit]

And why isn’t the rink filled with smoke? Cleanest burning Zamboni ever.

[@porpus99]

My mom (A long standing Registered Nurse) has similar reactions every time she watches a medical show.

[@henryjt2377]

I play hockey, no joke ( I was not there) this happend and the man drove it all the way outside THE DANG THING WOULD HAVE MADE THE ICE A POOL AT THIS PIONT

[@lordvlygar2963]

Yep, that video made its rou ds just after it happened. I'm pretty sure we can find it on KZbin with a quick search.

[@lordvlygar2963]

"Why work smarter when you can work harder." Hahahahahahaha

[@perelman42]

Yeah, one of the first things they teach you in Zamboni training is, if anything goes wrong, get the hell off the ice.

[@henryjt2377]

@@perelman42 yep

[@justsomeguywithoutamustach8816]

"It's on battery, so waters out of the question" ITS BATTERY, NOT THE PURE ENERGY! I'm dead

[@Shellys465]

You don’t even know how much I enjoy you tv commentary. I watch these shows and give feedback and I am not even a firefighter. We build houses so a lot of times I will say “ok, so I am supposed to believe that when they built that they insulated the interior walls. 😂

[@CharlesEzakichi]

That is the most smokeless vehicle fire I have ever seen. Also what if it was a Zamboni engulfed with Blue Sticky Fire.

[@notlikely4468]

Ya...you know what happens when plastic burns? Do you know what happens when plastic burns indoors? Do you know what happens when firefighters breath plastic smoke indoors? But...hey.....they've got on their N95's So...all good

[@dfresh9565]

Oooooo plot twist!

[@Jehty_]

If you look on KZbin for "Zamboni fire" you will find a real one on fire. And it doesn't have to much smoke either.

[@angrypomeraniantrainer618]

“Oh no it’s coming” * moves legit one step to the right * “I’m safe 👐”

[@imforeva6019]

"OH no, the zambonies coming...I'm safe." LOL 😂 😂

[@andyt2k]

"do you have any ladders" ok that part had me yelling at the screen, even 6 year olds know firefighters are all about ladders

[@andyt2k]

Truck, ladders, hoses, firefighter 101

[@charlesricchio5192]

Until recently I have not been allowed in the room while my wife is watching one of her “firefighter” TV shows. Evidently she does not appreciate me sharing any reference to real firefighting that might ruin her viewing experience. I took a chance and played this video for her without explaining what your KZbin channel was about. She laughed through the entire video and when it was finished I posed the question “why is it funny when he says it?” All she could say was “I don’t know, but you’re right, it was funny from him”. So now because of your KZbin channel I’m allowed to be in the room while she watches ridiculous shows about fantasy fire departments. Thanks brother, keep up the good work!

[@ripvanwinkle2002]

your first mistake was letting her think the room was hers to kick you out of.. rummage around in your y fronts and find your wedding tackle and that wont happen any more..

[@glowilk5377]

She should / could get a job as a volunteer fire fighter or a dispatcher and experience the job. I compare TV fire departments to fantasy football, drama & fluff.

[@NoriMori1992]

I think maybe the difference is that was the point of the video, whereas if she's actually watching the show, then the point is to enjoy the show. I too would be irritated if I was watching something and someone offered unsolicited commentary on how unrealistic it was. Frankly I don't know anyone who wouldn't be annoyed by that.

[@cindygarner-xq2ys]

I can not believe how truthfully he speaks on these

[@nielsf]

The "oh no, the zomboni is coming" part is what make me laugh so hard my back dislocated a disk i think. I am loving this!

[@insulttothehumanrace3807]

There's a reason that in Austin Powers this vehicle being used to kill someone was treated as a joke...

[@pamelaflirtyskunk7698]

He yelled out the "Five D's of dodging zambonis" and Mt Dew is now ALL OVER my phone! 🤣🤣🤣

[@calcosPR]

It wasn't that funny

[@pamelaflirtyskunk7698]

@@calcosPR Well, that's your opinion 🙄

[@dan9222scandiguy]

This reminds me why I haven't watched television in about 7 years.

[@thezomby5015]

I love how the watertank and the snow bin sitting on top of the Zamboni is litteraly on fire. And how this is in Seattle and you see a Canadian Flag and no US Flags anywhere.

[@MaydupNem]

Even in america the hockey fans are canadian

[@bloodysimile4893]

​@MaydupNem I disagree.

[@spvillano]

Love Canal, NY water perhaps?