Your Daughter's Teacher has a Crush on You: Parts 1-3 [M4F] ASMR

[@ily2m803]

"All angles in a triangle add up to 180 degrees" *Me, realizing all the geometry questions I probably got wrong:*

[@Vale_hates_you]

Not me actually learning math that i forgot.

[@hayamirin6795]

Fr lmao

[@carlaferreiraferreira6667]

Lol same 😂

[@thel.i.m.c.s9472]

Angles are stupid They hate me I hate them -Evie°~° :(

[@gachamidnightmoon1608]

Me who's currently working on triganomy: ✨CHILD'S PLAY😎✨

[@Strawberryapproved]

I feel so special to the 200th person to like your comment✨

[@Kota_crazy]

1:57 him realizing, she is single and ready to mingle 😂

[@Natures_Soul_Dancer]

😂👌

[@supupdoghi]

Evertime its always the "oohh... so you're single parent?" You can hear the gears turning in their head.

[@achilles9589]

Him: *starts teaching me math* Me: *starts crying*

[@yn-cloud7852]

When I read the title I was like: *…I have a daughter?..*

[@iris_2.061]

I was like- Well then who's the father 👀

[@amywolf]

It took me a good minute to figure out what it said

[@kaileykruger7250]

Lol Same

[@bug_online8024]

The things I always find comical about every asmr on KZbin is that they have to be much more fast paced then in real life. I could never imagine going to my kids conference and her teacher just being like “yo your fine as hell, I wanna be your kids new dad. You good with that shawty?” Like- I can’t wrap my brain around that. I still love these audios more than anything

[@FrenkTheJoy]

Lmao same. You've JUST met your kid's teacher and literally the first thing he says is flirty - "what a stunning blouse, it really suits your figure" CHILL

[@consumingpaintchips]

green: talking about cashmere. me: *is acting out scenario* ...but wait....the texture of cashmere hurts my brain :)

[@kitsu8677]

I know! Man was laying it on THICK! 😂

[@Embermoon91]

When it comes to math I'm basically: "As long as I know that four quarters adds up to a dollar, I'll survive."

[@katsumishota2]

The "yay I did it, oh I dropped it" has me crying

[@Peteropoly]

Him: What kind of wine do you like? Red or White? Me: Red. Him: Red it is. Me: Ok maybe it was a coincidence. ~Later~ Him: What would you like? Me: A number 5 please. Him: Number 5, ok. Me: OH DAMN OK NOT A COINCIDENCE!!! WHERE THE CAMERAS!?!?

[@amnadove7045]

Every goddamn time😂

[@dabi6354]

The camera(s) on your phone 🤓

[@Lily-gj6vz]

lol I thought the same thing

[@cia1066]

20:14 "yay I did it" *seconds later* "aw I dropped it." Dammit that's too adorable man.

[@Cheese.22]

Him telling me eve is a great name Me: I named her after the Pokémon haha

[@Natures_Soul_Dancer]

Bhahahaha 🤣👌

[@lizzkayy861]

BRO HAJHA

[@Alexis-no5xe]

Hahaha

[@lord_kimkichi]

Me, an engineer student who knows multivariable calculus and lineal algebra The teacher: Let's study angle trigonometry Me: *yes*

[@wolfschaffer2996]

Green: What were you like in school? Me: I was a cry baby and a goodie-goodie

[@erinfager2072]

Nah because when he started explaining the math I actually almost cried I literally hate math so much lmao

[@Jellyfish7273]

NOOO DONT BRING BACK THOSE AWFUL MEMORIES OF GEOMETRY

[@shadowchica2182]

Him: Do you want dessert? Me: Yes. I want cheesecake. Him: Ok me neither Me: 😔

[@jesuschrist1817]

I mean cheesecake is ok but I want sweet potato pie

[@daniela2577]

@@jesuschrist1817 JESUS

[@amywolf]

@@jesuschrist1817 HI? JESUS?

[@imjustgay412]

@@jesuschrist1817 Jose!?

[@alara223]

Talking about wine Him: red or white? Me: white Him: red it is! Me: i-

[@hayamirin6795]

Bahaha

[@autumnthomas6654]

This is relatable

[@kellygilmartin717]

Him: ahhh His Brain : yess boys she's single

[@lily_omgg]

eve is learning about the shit i was taught in the 6-7th grades goddamn

[@fuffley8257]

*him saying I’m pretty good with chopsticks* Me literally being asian

[@Aiaasmraddict]

I jumped a year when I was younger, I didn’t like the extra work, but I am so happy my parents made me push my limits❤️

[@dajv27]

Discovered your channel with this video and I am really glad to find your content. Will definitely binge watch. Based off of this video alone, I enjoy the focus of the script. Greatly look forward to more story driven arcs in the future. Lot of support and love. 💕

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

Thank you!!

[@yam6877]

0 - 1:18 What my parents want me to be like^

[@amywolf]

Green:90 degrees plus something else equals? Me: 160? Green: 160! Me: See how I knew that?

[@slayalldayqueen3622]

Ahhh love the teacher series

[@ShadowCentaurus]

Green: so 90 degrees plus 70.... wait let me grab a calculator Me: WTF YOU NEED A CALCULATOR FOR THAT???? I STILL REMEMBER THE QUADRATIC FORMULA OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD

[@amywolf]

FR

[@theod1081]

I literally just learned math from this video 💀

[@astrid3139]

“Mr.Green” not that being my old principle’s name💀

[@Oceanstalker]

Fun Fact: There was an actual episode of The Power Puff Girls were the girls had a substitute teacher named "Mr. Green." Coincidence? One and the same? You decide.

[@amywolf]

Coincidence? I THINK NOT!

[@arascenafong7288]

I love this series!

[@1203_am]

Getting called well put together and respectful whilst crocheting a bikini shirt at 12 am.

[@autumnthomas6654]

What-why are you crocheting a bikini shirt at 12 am AND listening to this-

[@1203_am]

@@autumnthomas6654 ✨mentally I’ll✨

[@everochefort]

Literally jsut started the video and my name is Eve. A very strange experience I’m having right now

[@d3adlyfl0wers]

I forgot how sweet he is! Are we going to see more of him? I love him! 💕 Have a wonderful day/night! ❤ Bro my math teacher was so done with me today. You could literally hear the frustration in her voice. I didn't understand what she meant by "the letter" When I was in her CRM class she was so mean to me cause I was so slow. I got put into Algebra 1.5 cause I'm horrible at math. The same teacher made a comment on my friend's shorts calling them "booty shorts".. Like girl what? They're normal shorts? She then makes the WHOLE CLASS take a vote on whether they're those or not. She MADE the guys in the class look at my friend like that then tries to shame the girls for "guys looking at them". Like as if she didn't just force them to look at her. I really don't like this teacher. This happened not long after I got switched into the other class. I wish I could've been there to defend her.

[@carlaferreiraferreira6667]

Oh no! She should get fired for this!! :(

[@meliniebrown5888]

Wow,what an amazing teacher audio,your very talented mr green leaf and have an Soothing voice, that I really like. Take care 600🌟💐💐👏🏻👏🏻

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

Thank you!

[@meliniebrown5888]

@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 your welcome 💐🍫

[@akum44]

Ah yes the teacher series💗💗

[@carlaferreiraferreira6667]

When he said find 'x' my brain be like : wait l... l know this one..... Uhmmmm!? Me :BISH STOOOOP!

[@shinjeneul8928]

I'm the one who's barely 20 and decided to stay single forever me at the same time :

[@10Luna10]

WHEN YOU’VE BEEN HERE SINCE DAY ONE💁‍♀️💃🏼🤭 This series>> I love your audios dude it’s amazing and hilarious!^^

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

Thank you 💚

[@arlo5939]

Im so proud of ms bc i actually knew the math question

[@amywolf]

Same

[@MOTHMAN12505]

Moth Man loves this audio! This series is MWA amazing! Stay safe and stay hydrated!

[@yn_simp669]

I be calling my daughter by my name 😂

[@it_is_i_the_simp6019]

Never learned knor paid so much attention about learning in math 🙂👍

[@sarah-ym5ri]

oh your voice is so nice!! 😭

[@6xclusive__]

wait this actually creative i never thought of that omg amazing ahhhh😍😍

[@abiharriiii8664]

Never clicked on a notification so fast 🤩 love ya Green 💚

[@hayamirin6795]

Same ✨️✨️✨️

[@cynthias8067]

Omg yesss I love this series

[@angelkake5849]

This is amazing!

[@StarObsessed_]

How come you ALWAYS MAKE ME BINGE YOUR VIDEOS-

[@뭐라고000]

Forget the asmr i literally just remembered how to calculate area.

[@MissBuyNLarge]

because that's what I was expecting out of this romance asmr video - trigonometry

[@Raven-to3xn]

I can never get through this I always end up falling asleep in like 25 minutes at most

[@ArcFallOrder1919]

I love this💚

[@thel.i.m.c.s9472]

HOW IN THE FREAKY FREKEN HALLOWEEN HELL DID I MISS THIS I LOVE THIS SERIES And another thing teacher Series Tuesday -Evie°~° :(

[@foxywolf1577]

Gosh this makes me miss how easy maths was😅

[@hayamirin6795]

6 minutes ago and I love this series ✨️✨️✨️

[@ThatTrashyB]

Finally an audio for moms! 🙌🏽

[@amywolf]

Off topic I love your pfp

[@ThatTrashyB]

@@amywolf Thanks, I made it on picrew.

[@amywolf]

@@ThatTrashyB it looks great!

[@dolfinlovermylo17]

Boy how random is it that my name is Evelin 🤣😂🤣👏 Is it just me or do i see my self as a child more than a adult?

[@tanjirokamado4858]

I have a actual teacher called Mr Green! Aaaaahhhh 😢😅

[@autumnthomas6654]

I'ma be honest I was scrolling fast and at first I read it as your daughter has a crush on you and I was like wait what-WHY- oh wait- I reread it

[@alyssavaught6993]

Oh Eve hahaha she has tried putting kick me signs on me but her giggling kinda makes it hard not to know what she is up too and that explains her laughing so much when she got home

[@lalaland8151]

If any guy, that taught my daughter was this aggressive about being with me. ... I would definitely be suspicious

[@strawberryapproves6907]

Approved

[@ur_avargeteenlife6620]

Him: how are you with chopsticks Me: im Chinesse 😐

[@jodiephoenixlolbit7215]

Green as a teacher

[@sarah-ym5ri]

this will be fun

[@Amy-only415]

Lovely ❤🔥

[@B4TZY]

“Your not stupid” Ik im actually really bisexual, my unstraight-ness affects my numbers

[@TRD_SPRT]

Lol im bisexual aswell! (Bisexual, Nonbinary)

[@foxywolf1577]

Well I don't think the lunch is Michelin Star worthy considering it's cheesy chicken nuggets, some fruits and orange juice... Or apple juice... Or the greatest juice: Grape juice

[@Soulshine00]

Okay he said the typing thing literally as I was writing my book..sir how do you know

[@desertrose3511]

The kiss sounds need a little work perhaps, but the story I am so here for 🤲🏻

[@Katsuki._.Bakugou.]

Awahh not mathhhhh😭I hated math in school and your here teaching me math🤬😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂 Aside from the jokes it's a really good audio same as all your other ones

[@xK41D4x]

+meanwhile me doing Eve's math problems+

[@Thamimsy]

Not me learning Math....

[@kaileykruger7250]

Fr same

[@reenraj1863]

Amazing One really Beautiful romantic decent Love that's beginning.......❤️It

[@babypolarbear1912]

420th like. I feel a sense of both pride and shame.

[@creepergirl_playz849]

Excuse me! My daughters name will be Sherry-

[@Yuuji_Smith]

Not me guessing what he's going to say next and when I get it right I'm happy it's just a weird habit of mine 😂😂❤

[@ltz_amalia7919]

Hi I'm mrs:blue 🤣🤣🤣 Keep up

[@got-any-energydrinks]

IM SORRY BUT WHAT LEVEL OF MATH IS OUR CHILD DOING?!?! IM A SOPHOMORE IN HIGHSCHOOL AND IN GEOMETRY, AT THE BEGINNING OF THE SCHOOL YEAR, THEY HAD US SOLVE THE EXACT SAME PROBLEMS THAT HE'S PROVING!!!!

[@Tsumiibaby]

why was i taking notes during the math part lmfaoo

[@PookieBeawh]

Jokes on you I love math I also love pretending I suck at math 💀

[@SplishSplash487]

You sound like dream from the sandman on Netflix 👉👈😳

[@apdofficer2104]

First comment to say first even though I'm not first comment so... First .😎. 👉🥇👉 APD APPROVED. Fun fact: There are almost 8 million possible seven-digit phone numbers per area code. Until we meet again.

[@Magentak1tten]

Not this actually teaching me better than school

[@Dead_Academia]

How old is Eve!?? Bc I don't know any of that math 😂

[@amywolf]

Probably around 10 or 11?? 😭 ig?😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@Nina0837]

@@amywolf nahw im 15 and this is rn the stuff we grt taught 😭

[@RileeWoods-b4o]

13 or 12

[@alyssavaught6993]

Haha Eve you are a rascal you know that. And as for you( turns to teacher) you need to have a higher guard up around Eve hahaha

[@shadowthecutedemon5954]

Moooooore

[@Mikoolio]

Me who studies physics and geometry easily solving these as im trying to sleep🙂

[@4amstorm]

Is that Hatori in the thumbnail?? 😆

[@Lii_the_Simp]

thats what i thought

[@idkwhatimdoing..]

40 minutes ago, earliest I've been-

[@ash_the_gachaqueen]

Just a reminder what does daughter not know or she's known it the whole time.

[@miraclemixx]

its giving gilmore girls

[@roxthebox4644]

THATS WHAT I THOUGHT OF IMMEDIATELY 😭 Mr. Medina 🥲

[@bribri3825]

God I love this so much awww 🥹

[@FrenkTheJoy]

Him: Red or white? Me: Actually I'd really like a peach bellini. Him: Red it is Me: Yeah I guess they probably don't serve bellinis at this Asian(?) restaurant, good call

[@serpie2482]

This allows me to pretend I eat more that 5 foods regularly and am not a horribly picky eater (I’m horrible at restaurants, I just get something bland off of the kids menu if I’m able to. The weird looks I get 😅)

[@Arbee-q7i]

gusto ka manakal ng tao lol charrr lmao

[@Jess-nr5dk]

(this is in no way trying to bash this same dude, i just thought my little responses we hilarious lmao)

[@Maya-1Vaudry.-kx5wz]

Algebra..... bruh

[@alyssavaught6993]

Him: no Eve you can't just point ar x and say there it is Me: well i mean she is not wrong that is where x is

[@bbtv6260]

My dumb self taking 100 times to read the title