Hunter Patches You Up [Neko Listener] [M4A] ASMR

[@DeathWishesXOXO]

“Hey are you ok?” Literally me: tis but a scratch

[@SilkeSolar]

“Hey, are you okay?” YOU LITERALLY SHOT ME ONE SECOND AGO WHAT DO YOU EXPECT, A YES?? Love it tho

[@rook5922]

Him: "Are you ok?" Me, with an arrow in my gut: "..."

[@Muffin_Girl12m34]

fr though

[@virgobb_]

I wish I was cat. No school, no work, no responsibilities. Just meow meow 🐱 Thank you for the audio Green! It was awesome as always 💚

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

Thank you 💚

[@Nerdy4y]

„Shhhh i know it hurts“ Me: Don’t shhhhh me or I’m gonna sshhhhhh you back

[@ethnekerickson]

I’m not breathing until we get a part 2 ✨🙌🏻

[@Serenity_Prayer]

Are you okay? It's been 9 days now.😅

[@ethnekerickson]

@@Serenity_Prayer * wheezes in holding breath*

[@_Yunna_1]

@@ethnekerickson oh no-

[@Phoneix_e]

Oh shii- I hope part two cokes soon, they might be ☠️

[@ethnekerickson]

@@Phoneix_e nah I’m dead 🪦 only part two will revive me

[@Pixelsoldier5888]

I used to be a hunter like you till I took a arrow to the knee

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

Underrated comment 🙌

[@Serenity_Prayer]

Every single time I meet one of them I swear I hear this.😆

[@ayyyoooo]

"Let me guess, someone stole your sweet roll."

[@elizabethanderson2029]

A Gaurd should be nervous man approaches with his weapon drauwn

[@ayyyoooo]

@@elizabethanderson2029 that's some fine armor. Good ol' iron. ;that's some fine armor, good ol steel.

[@FlynnSH]

Hunter: "You can talk..." Me nodding. Hunter: "You're fairly cute. Very cute actually." Me blinks in disbelief: "Sorry Mister Hunter. I'm a deadly predator! I'm not CUTE!" Hunter: "You are very clean." Me grumbling: "Sure, except all the blood cause you SHOT me!" Hunter: "When I carried you here I examined you a little..." Me: "AYO... WAIT! WHAT? We should talk about privacy, Mister!" Sorry, couldn't resist xD Have an awesome day!

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

Thanks Flynn!

[@nohjnodruts6977]

The "I'm a deadly predator! I'm not CUTE!" Reminds me of Bakugou if you called him cute 😆

[@AshlyAsh140]

@@nohjnodruts6977 sameee girl/boy

[@zodiac_obsession.12]

Rlly funny

[@Charlie_Cj_132]

@@nohjnodruts6977So true lol

[@Holdmybaguette]

Me: * acting and saying ow * Green: Shhh i know it hurts Me: 👁️👄👁️

[@larissajeronimo7687]

"Some of the beasts in this forest are mighty", he kept his eyes close to me for a second, before standing up with his towering figure blocking the sun that came through the tree tops, face to the sky. "But fortunately so am I". Silence hold the air still, broken by the singing of the birds. His muscles marked by his shirt. His sweat dropping from his face. That look that gave out anything about the man who almost killed me. "You rehearsed this phrase, didn't you?". He flicked his head confused before looking down at me, holding the shoulder where the arrow poked out. "...what?". "That sound rehearsed". "It wasn't rehearsed". "Meh... Obviously it was". I looked around the forest, still and undisturbed. My head spined for a second before the loud beats of my heart started reverberating in my ears with violent, rhythmic thumps. I licked my lips, which suddenly seemed way dryer than before, when I felt his strong hands reaching out for my face. I looked into his eyes. "Come on, the arrow isn't too deep", he sensed the open skin around the arrow with delicacy in his finger. Something inside my body burned in pain and I flinched, letting out an anguished growl. "Hard to believe when this thing it's literally STICKING OUT OF MY SHOULDER".

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

You should be writing the scripts for me!!

[@jellyfishskies]

Yes, listen to Green.

[@Muffin_Girl12m34]

@@jellyfishskies yes

[@serenitaeh28]

10/10 trope !! Would love a part 2 💛 also hope you were able to figure out the pc situation ✨

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

Thank you! We shall see how long it lasts 🙏😭

[@pencilsanstale605]

Shot uhhh hey are you ok you been wonded badly lemme see how long it takes

[@nohjnodruts6977]

Him: "are you ok?" Me: "YEAH SURE, IM JUST PEACHY, CASUALLY CHILLIN WITH AN ARROW IN MY SIDE!"

[@bigman6940]

"That's it little birde" sir you had my hand in marriage the second you said that🎉🎉

[@lily_omgg]

“well look who’s finally awake” my dumbass: THERE ARE BETTER PLACES TO TAKE A NAP THEN ON THE GROUND YOU KNOW

[@Kanine80yt]

“I need to slow the bleeding” “How about you stop it?”

[@littlebabyangelaudios4480]

This audio is super adorable I loved it although I may or may not have been blushing the whole time. Especially as uh I'm also a neko girl 🥺

[@KuraiYamino]

Just found your channel. Let the binge begin!!!!!! He is a kind hunter. And your voice is very nice.

[@mahnahtala3782]

The plot is just mwah then your accent makes it MWUAH✨😭😭😭more

[@Ren93250]

“Is that your tummy?”AAHHHHHHH I love it when people say “tummy” I have no reason why, it’s just so AAHHHHHHH

[@S1mp_4_Anyth1ng]

IKR😫😫

[@lily_092]

SAME! I don’t know why, I literally can’t explain it

[@leonahv]

OMGGGGGG I LOVE THIS SM!! Thank you very much for your hard work and patience in making this video, always remember to stay healthy and hydrated luv💖

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

Thank you 😊

[@Titus_Alexius]

This is adorable! Could we get a part two please? Have an amazing day! 💕

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

I'll see what I can do 😉

[@jaydenisaperson._.]

Him: are you ok? Me: oh yeah I just got shot with an arrow I’m doing amazing actually

[@Stocking.]

Once again, Thank you for this! This looks very interesting and I'll definitely listen to it after getting back home from college or probably at study block👀❤️ and also, have a good day green you're doing awesome 💚

[@Coffee_AddictRachel]

This was amazing, ngl. Like, holy shit! Hope for a part2 tbh. And thank you for such an amazing audio 🙏💖

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

Thank you :)

[@gyroyaboy5788]

Prefect! Super well done and excellent quality, the sound effects really ties it together for a great experience :) Please make a part two!

[@lottikarotti330]

Me: oh i dont know this creator (me plays video) HIS VOICE IS 👌

[@thedarkfox386]

Bro my power is out and I have a candle lighting up my room so when there's like the fireplace the fire like changes the lighting so it was like so realistic

[@Nini111]

AHH i love this tysm for your hard work no pressure ofc but i’d LOVE a part 2 :3

[@karminsandiago1715]

Green: you okay? Me: tis but a flesh wound

[@Geicoo]

GEICO APPROVES🦎!! -Remember fifteen minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance -Remember to eat, stay hydrated and to not overwork yourself.

[@RoronoZoro707]

Geico you are everywhere,not complaining though

[@xsolarx7304]

@@RoronoZoro707 exactly, I've seen this comment so many times on Azerus channel smh

[@jellyfishskies]

I, see, you, eVeRyWhEre..

[@yecad]

Oh I like this! Glad to come across your channel. Liked and subscribed. ❤️

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

Thank you 😊🥺

[@SunnySun25]

I’m a simp 😭 why do y’all do this to me y’all are killing me 😭😭😖😖 no but I love your videos have an awesome day ❤❤

[@minty_is_a_rat]

Vox is that you omfg your voice is amazing and I never thought there’s another person who has a voice like Vox Akuma

[@randomperson1617]

Didn't expect that one coming

[@scarycupcakes1283]

It's beautiful sir hugs you more 🤗

[@UrLocalFarmer]

"I've never seen your eyes." WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE BROWN EYES

[@kaylee-wt9yi]

i have gray eyes

[@abi5233]

I LOVED THIS SM

[@ittoarataki4183]

Hunter: are you ok? Me: WTF MEN

[@Akira234_luv]

LIKE- DO I LOOK OKAY TO YOU!?!?

[@jellyfishskies]

THERES A F-KING ARROW IN ME.

[@dragonfye1]

Him- ‘Many of the beasts of this forest are mighty, but thankfully, SO AM I.’ 😎 Me- ‘ Oh YES! What a Big, STRONG, MASCULINE HUNTER you are! Not only did you try to steal an innocent Neko’s Dinner, you SHOT HER!’ 😤 Lol

[@hopecaswell9662]

Well I'll be. I just found yet another wonderful artist. Fantastic Video and I look forward to many more 😊

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

Thank you 😊

[@puglife658]

He says he can’t kill people but he also says he could hunt a neko if they had a bounty.

[@Akira234_luv]

My brain when I realized tbis: Wait whaa- OH- THAT MAKES SENSE!?!? -👁️👄👁️ I'M SO STUPID

[@idk-lh3bo]

THIS IS SO GOOD OMGGG I LOVE IT SO MUCHHH

[@slayalldayqueen3622]

AHHH I LOVED THIS

[@weirdo_clover]

Hunter:" Now my dinner just got away.. Great" Me:" ExCuSe Me SiR YOu MeAN My DinNEr?! I sAw ThAT BiRD FiRSt!" Hunter:"..." Me" Before you say anything just remember, Im a bitch with claws and a short temper"✨ All respect Green, I love your work

[@Akira234_luv]

Sameeee!!!! SLAYYYYYY💅💅💅

[@leslie_the_author]

dang, no headpats 😔

[@Akira234_luv]

Now I'm depressed😭😭😭 I wanted headpats!!!!! 😭😭😭😭

[@aakrutidixit]

We need part two Asapppp😩❤

[@HexJayBun]

I like it, I request a part 2 if one has been written.

[@ilysoub8623]

WTF? im so early and for what?? your voice is amazin as ever. you should totes make this into a series :3333

[@reenraj1863]

Amazing One...Great decent Character with smooth voice.❤️It Mr. Green 💞

[@korilopez1836]

😍I love your voice and this is so good amazing audio I'm just doing an essay for school and this is giving me encouragement to write the essay I love it so much amazing job 110%

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

Thank you 😊

[@korilopez1836]

@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 ofc your voice is amazing and I love your audios and like its just relaxing listening to ASMR's like sure my friends find it weird but this makes me happy new types and it just gets me excited to listen to them

[@mitunacaptor5741]

"How many fingers am I holding up" Me: Wait wut? *Hears he pulled out the arrow* OW ARSEHOLE!

[@saphireroze001]

Him: Are you ok? Me: It's ok, it's...just pain.

[@Blackcatlover1717]

I found your channel a few days ago and I keep thinking about this amazing video. I’m obsessed with how great it is and how smart you are and how broad your English vocabulary is which always gets me 🥰🫣😍. I am over the moon 🌙 in love with your channel and your videos please never stop making videos. I will always be here ❤

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

Thank you so much!!

[@Blackcatlover1717]

@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 you’re so welcome 💕

[@izzyfoshizzy]

The irony of my cat being named Hunter

[@S1mp_4_Anyth1ng]

LMAO

[@Akira234_luv]

Oh shi-😂

[@M.M628]

Bruh , I think I found Muriel from The Arcana😂 Love it

[@UvaDub]

Oooo i loved it!!!

[@cynthias8067]

I rly like this!

[@kalewilson890]

I am hard of hearing and the captions are so funny just in the first few seconds

[@elizabethanderson2029]

Hunter : Is that your tummy. Me:no it's my elbow

[@xxcringeycookiezxx3441]

I LOVE THIS ALREADY HAHA

[@Mary-524]

Please part 2.

[@memorieriley761]

i love this so much!

[@jellyfishskies]

Green, I wanted headpats. >:( WHERE ARE THEY? DONT MAKE ME SCRATCH YOU. btw amazing vid, like always though. ❤

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

*gives you headpats 💚

[@jellyfishskies]

@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 :) headpatssss. No scratching u today.

[@itswolfme188]

Don’t talk about sleep! I’m trying to stay up! I’m begging!

[@MomICanExplain]

The bird: Ha! Two losers!

[@jossmcgonagall4631]

"What was that?" Me almost playing dead on the floor: I am a hologram thank u sir . This hunter is very kind, purrfect video =D (no pun intended ofc😅)

[@user-bwaaaah]

Right when it started and he said "thats it little b i r d i e" i went like GAW DAYUM-

[@lafonteynm]

soup

[@MiuIrumasFavorite]

soup.

[@local.gay.writer]

Soup

[@Natures_Soul_Dancer]

Soup

[@roselong3489]

Soup

[@-Angel_eyes-]

soup

[@TheCrazedFan]

In this situation if be screaming bloody murder. XD

[@Elizabeth-un8mm]

I know I'm late but please do part 2, please I need this if I don't have to die ☠️😖.... I'm kidding, but seriously if you have time, you want to do and if you see my comment, please give a sign 🥺🙏I love you, have care!! 💓

[@ellesandralady8596]

I want to be petted darn it

[@Akira234_luv]

SAMEEEE😭😭

[@boywife-]

We all agree that people are weird, correct?

[@akitatrips]

This is very good! One thing-sometimes the audio moves from the two ears to only one and then back or just goes left and right before going back to normal, hope its not a problem from you!

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

That's probably me playing around with the binaural mic, just experimenting. Thanks for the feedback :)

[@akitatrips]

@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 no problem! To be honest, that makes my head hurt haha!

[@makaiaminton4066]

Hi I'm new and I love your videos so much❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

Thank you 💚💚💚

[@Akira234_luv]

Omg I'm new too!!

[@Paper_Cup1]

How do I keep getting ASMR when I look for car crash videos, I’m trying to find more content to post on r/eyeblech

[@TheTantabus.]

I feel like there could be more emotion in the narration, it’s very muted. It feels like he’s just narrating, I don’t get that emotion that happens with some of the bigger VAs, like the remorse for shooting her, or inflection in his narrating But v good voice!

[@FaithMidnight]

I wonder why he said sear the wound instead of cauterize? Also can we get a part two?

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

It's out 🙂

[@Emily-jo1rh]

@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 it hurts so much hizaki and Kate can you help me give birth to our babies right now?

[@cuteisjustmycover4175]

When will you upload meeting a single dad part 9?

[@kashi50]

This isn't really important but we're gonna get a kitten so I need help deciding on a name ether mochi or Moca Amazing asmr btw ❤❤❤ Have an amazing day/night

[@STARJELLIES8721]

Mochi

[@kashi50]

@@STARJELLIES8721 okay thanks I'll go with mochi then❤

[@STARJELLIES8721]

@@kashi50 yay ❤

[@kashi50]

@@STARJELLIES8721 thanks for helping me I could of never decided ❤❤❤

[@STARJELLIES8721]

@@kashi50 no problem

[@donnacrase1008]

I love the adio but the drawing is annoying me (more specifically the hand holding the bow)