Greg Davies Gives Out NO POINTS In These DIFFICULT Tasks! | Channel 4 | Taskmaster

A compilation of times in which our contestants all failed to get a single point.
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[@stevenweston6563]

'what a magnificent and futile use of our mortal lifespan'. FRIGGIN HYESTERICAL

[@byrontheusurper6505]

Raw as hell!

[@danidanijo]

It's giving real "get to the point is not an exultation you can fairly make about a parlour game" vibes. Their marriage must be beautiful

[@saralminocha1964]

I genuinely thought this was something David said!

[@arziac2677]

That grape challenge, practically everyone turned into Professor Snape

[@jk7690]

"no one gets any points!" Alex seems so genuinely happy when he announces that hahaha

[@nexinex6049]

then he doesn't have to enter the new scores

[@MikeMJPMUNCH]

8:09 I always like how subtle Alex's sadism is in these moments when a contestant thinks they have dominated the task yet he knows they have failed.

[@Spoinzy]

I can’t imagine his excitement finally getting to reveal their outcome, after so long.

[@LiveDonkeyDeadLion]

Morgana calling Alex an “arsehole” for pointing out the rules is every sports and game player ever

[@panzzer1200]

"I like Chinese stories and Hentai" had my dying

[@billyeveryteen7328]

Major props to Asim Chaudry for admitting to liking hentai on national television and world wide webcast.

[@PhiltheMoko]

And Fleshlight's

[@jacobl6714]

Not a thing a person deserves props for lol

[@dragonmaster3207]

@@jacobl6714 no

[@anotheruserism]

@@jacobl6714 so you think honesty is bad?

[@TheKally]

"i am more into chinese stories and um..hentai" He is a man of culture

[@jacobl6714]

Gross : p

[@JT-xj1pg]

It upsets me that creepiness passes as culture nowadays

[@larabradley5898]

@@JT-xj1pg the kally is joking

[@undertaker3134]

He is a real human being.

[@trenthawkins]

Me at about 4:30 - "wait, but a couple of them have passed the first round how does no-one get points?" ... "oh"

[@JLF201]

For the grape task, I don't understand why Tim didn't get any points. He fooled the Taskmaster once and didn't get disqualified.

[@ratta_tat]

Lou Sanders and Ian Sterling both having such a fit....just beautiful

[@shreeyamittal1771]

For the last task, I thought they lost because people just sort of abandoned their stick, and they were supposed to hold it by the handle at all times.

[@zector0]

-1 is more than - 128, there was a clear winner in the ball challenge.

[@Deathbird_Mitch]

That was my thought as well.

[@_Opal_Miner_]

True but -1 balls is identical to -128 balls. Both are zero balls.

[@sixjhontongalamar979]

I mean sure there's a clear winner if they're fighting against each other, but they're also competing through the "task master's standards/rules" both of which didn't passed. As such there's a winner between the two, but no winner of the task. Edit: it's just like taking an exam with your friend scoring 1 and you scoring 30, but it is out of 100 and passing is 75. You scored better but both of you didn't passed the exam.

[@trevorwilliams6404]

The first game russell and tim should have got some points

[@Moleoflands]

Yeah, a weird scoring system there

[@anotheruserism]

it said last standing. So Tim should have as he was last standing. Russell had been eliminated.

[@sanddagger36]

@@anotheruserism russell had to try twice so did tim

[@anotheruserism]

@@sanddagger36 yeah i know but last standing means last person left after others have been eliminated. They phrased it incorrectly.

[@sanddagger36]

@@anotheruserism in a spelling bee, if you answer wrong the person after you does not automatically win.

[@JeremiahNelson1]

Doesn't it seem like Russell and Tim should've gotten something for fooling Greg in the first round??

[@anotheruserism]

last one standing gets the points. Not last two.

[@nas8523]

Russel Howard is so fucking cute!

[@gyroscope915]

"Ah my bum"

[@thearlesdaleengine8182]

At the time of this comment, Series 14, Episode 6 came out about 24 hours ago and this was recommended to me by KZbin. This is not a coincidence.

[@Fallenangel92100]

greg choses hand at all times!!

[@LaMortDeLaMusique]

The awkward laugh from people who got Asim's hentai joke but didn't want to admit they know what hentai is.

[@baberooblack]

She was so mad 😂😂

[@liampower3571]

Y did Russell sound lit chris ubank wae that in his gob 😂

[@thearlesdaleengine8182]

He sounded more like Chris Eubank than Greg doing his Chris Eubank impression

[@rjienrlwey]

Greg was too harsh on the ball catching task. I think Desiree's team should've gotten one point for creativity and sucking marginally less.

[@DragOnDani01]

"Let's award creative ways to break rules" great morality lesson there.

[@MrSlothJunior]

@@DragOnDani01 They didn't break any rules though. They forgot to consider one of the rules for point giving, so they got a lot of negative points. If they had broken rules, they would have been disqualified.

[@DragOnDani01]

@@MrSlothJunior 8:28 "You're looking at me as if a rule was broken"

[@MrSlothJunior]

@@DragOnDani01 Poorly worded by Greg indeed. Did you notice how Alex didn't confirm that a rule was broken?

[@jaxlaxsurprise]

@@MrSlothJunior You're right, they still won by a mile despite losing so many points, mostly because they never hit Alex.

[@sophiefrancis8295]

My favourite Japanese short story is A Family Supper.

[@darnoc0010]

Did I miss hear the first task. It said put the grape in your mouth or hand then answer the question. It didn't say keep it there. The grape was in Russel's hand then his pocket.

[@Srade2412]

yes but they could only choose the hand or mouth by putting it in the pocket it broke the rules by choosing a place that wasn't a listed option, It was against the spirit of the task and made it impossible for Greg to guess correctly so he got disqualified. Also whatever Greg says is final

[@ericzubyk2329]

7:20-10 fest begins

[@laurencamila9024]

I would win at the grape thing because I have fat cheeks. I have been asked on a normal, random day, by people who've known me, if I had my wisdom teeth removed, on account of them thinking my cheeks look swollen that day

[@byrontheusurper6505]

God Alice is so cute

[@strawberrylemonadelioness]

Wouldn't Hentai count a Japanese story since it's from Japan?

[@isabellaangeline2175]

This is funny, but those goggles would make me nauseous.

[@immaleaf4964]

Could've just moved the ball chest behind you

[@johnmonk66]

The ball task deserves zero points for other reasons too. Only the ball thrower can touch the ball, so the first team lost when the catcher handled the balls. Team two lost because no one can leave their spot, and the thrower left the mat he was standing on.

[@Dot_Eleven]

What do you mean the catcher handled the balls for the first team? The original "catcher" never touched a ball, instead they threw the net from the end to the start. The only person who touched the balls was the task reader, the one person who was allowed to touch the balls. It never said they couldn't touch the net as well.

[@disavowalf3351]

I don’t like to use the word “hate” so…er…I…um…dislike Lou Sanders with a fiery passion, she is so beyond obnoxiously bratty!!!