"He shot himself in the head". "What with?". "A cat!!!"
@DAndyLord3 жыл бұрын
lol
@vipah10863 жыл бұрын
imagine telling that to the police lmao
@johnyossarian11353 жыл бұрын
Maximum failrace achieved
@JoriDiculous3 жыл бұрын
i haven't done that since Postal 2
@CreamCobblerFiend3 жыл бұрын
Florida Man could do it
@RikaRikaItsumika3 жыл бұрын
"we're literally getting spawncamped by griefer jesus" is not something I ever thought I'd hear
@the_bottomfragger3 жыл бұрын
You should watch "Twitch controls Chaos" by darkviperAU. That sentence is like second nature to me at this point lol
@markbutler35433 жыл бұрын
@@the_bottomfragger I've been watching those. Damn near crapped myself laughing more than once. That guys chat just love giving him bad effects.
@maltainu36213 жыл бұрын
@@markbutler3543 its chat's revenge for matt blaming them on every time loss on his speed runs
@markbutler35433 жыл бұрын
@@maltainu3621 Haha. Never be rude to your Twitch chat or they will strike you down with great vengeance and furious anger.
@FollowTheTrend7983 жыл бұрын
Hhhahahahahaha
@josiahmycousin3 жыл бұрын
"Jesus survived again. For God's sake."
@Droptima153 жыл бұрын
-The Roman Empire 33 AD
@THESLlCK3 жыл бұрын
@@Droptima15 damn
@josephtrott43683 жыл бұрын
You should try an escape the army with the chaos mod
@davidhonkstvorisit48113 жыл бұрын
YES
@thegamingtako97793 жыл бұрын
Yes that would be fun
@x-903 жыл бұрын
*gets teleported to fort zancudo*
@timgraham89333 жыл бұрын
This isn’t possible yet sadly, any mods would get you insta banned
@elijaha7733 жыл бұрын
@@timgraham8933 ??? He said Escape the Army, not Survive the Hunt
@N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S.3 жыл бұрын
Convertible: *has roof down and doors locked* Michael: *can't figure out how to get in*
@Dinkfod_Q_Oglethorpe3 жыл бұрын
I show up early and there is griefer Jesus. Just like every time I go to church.
@jonathanhynes53183 жыл бұрын
That got me a good laugh, thanks for that!
@ryshow91183 жыл бұрын
Catholic huh?
@shaneedwards5963 жыл бұрын
Lands on roof.... gets cloned, clone kills original...... I dunno, i think he was quite beside himself
@jeremyadlermusic3 жыл бұрын
okay *THAT* is a great pun. Well done sir
@shaneedwards5963 жыл бұрын
@@jeremyadlermusic :D thanks ;)
@rodan97733 жыл бұрын
I don't know i make puns like that and no one likes them. These DOUBLE standards lol.
@benslater49973 жыл бұрын
Take your like and leave
@d3Rm0Nk3 жыл бұрын
"Let's hope we don't get Griefer Jesus again" EXTREME GRIEFER JESUS
@baranskyyy3 жыл бұрын
Ok we do not care
@d3Rm0Nk3 жыл бұрын
@@baranskyyy I'm sorry
@baranskyyy3 жыл бұрын
@@d3Rm0Nk change ur pfp
@d3Rm0Nk3 жыл бұрын
@@baranskyyy Sure, what would you like? Can I make suggestions for yours too?
@baranskyyy3 жыл бұрын
@@d3Rm0Nk anything but not this shit. Use your brain
@LaddOfficial3 жыл бұрын
Blue traffic. Everyone is Laddo!
@diggydiggyhole-fan3 жыл бұрын
Rhyyys: Sad noises.
@LaddOfficial3 жыл бұрын
he will be fine im sure haha
@kipstar39453 жыл бұрын
Cmon get to 69 likes
@nahbrothatschildish45913 жыл бұрын
So listen up here’s the story- continue it>>>
@johnyossarian11353 жыл бұрын
Why do I imagine that Alex's very soul was hurt by shooting those cats.
@IamOutOfNames3 жыл бұрын
It hurt us all.
@bengalsix3 жыл бұрын
Alex is such a pure soul, he's given attention to his kittens even in the middle of a Survive the Hunt.
@markwright31613 жыл бұрын
there is a way you can shoot them (out of the gun) and they survive, at CCTV less than 6 feet away is not that way :(
@cudak8883 жыл бұрын
"Tonight, on FailRace: Attack cats, a bank we STILL can't heist, and lots of very Rhyssssssss traffic."
@kipstar39453 жыл бұрын
Rhyyyyyyssssss
@legospaceman_3 жыл бұрын
It is so weird seeing a Thomas user watch videos I enjoy
@aromaRR73 жыл бұрын
Rhyyysss
@carlover18163 жыл бұрын
ALEX YOU TINY MAN
@Tytrovy3 жыл бұрын
*Our God Is An Amazing God starts playing*
@Sean-pd9fh3 жыл бұрын
This is about the only other failrace series other than STH that makes me jump for joy
@kipstar39453 жыл бұрын
King of the hill?
@Sean-pd9fh3 жыл бұрын
@@kipstar3945 ok that too - i'd forgotten about it as its not a regular series anymore :(
@NeonThoughtBox3 жыл бұрын
"Jesus survived again!? For God's sake." XD
@vindicatelightheartedapropos3 жыл бұрын
Should be top comment. I laughed out loud when i heard it 😂 The whole bible in 6 words.
@bshinn48843 жыл бұрын
"Lock all vehicles" Me- He's gonna get out, isn't he?
@LOGGATO3 жыл бұрын
you need to add a waypoint to the bank your trying to rob, that way when the "teleport to waypoint" pops up, you'd be in good shape!
@Shaynewarner13 жыл бұрын
he had one set, but he passed the bank he was gonna rob because he had the cops and couldn't rob it at that time lol
@diggydiggyhole-fan3 жыл бұрын
You also don't know how long it could actually take to get it.
@LOGGATO3 жыл бұрын
@@diggydiggyhole-fan true!
@bethtargett43043 жыл бұрын
I'd use that to my advantage. Set a marker down on Vespucci Beach and use it for a getaway under the pier. I know that's relying on RNG being on your side, but still.
@johnnyboy39493 жыл бұрын
Liked even before watching. Thats how confident I am. Love this mod.
@voltsiano1163 жыл бұрын
"Have you ever considered our Lord and killer, me?"
@owen_813 жыл бұрын
Asks if there's a parachute. See's a parachute everytime the weapon wheel is opened.
@ValentineC1373 жыл бұрын
Alex when he robs a bank that has a safety box: "Aargh, I hate this one." Alex when he robs the same bank again: "Ofcourse we get it twice in a row"
@jet_ski3 жыл бұрын
3:48 "There can only be one"
@warkus1233 жыл бұрын
6:16 "Intimidate the tellers" "oh I know what's gonna really scare them" "GIVE ME ALL THE MONEY OR I'LL KILL MYSELF!"
@CeilingNinja3 жыл бұрын
2:12 - This just killed me. I couldn't stop laughing. Suddenly a dump truck.
@watkinscopicat3 жыл бұрын
suicide: “why would you do such a thing?” well, it is 2020 🤷♂️
@ReaperX73 жыл бұрын
Griefer Jesus: How ya' doin'? Alex: Oh bloody hell... I'm being spawn camped by Griefer Jesus.
@JohnSmith-dt1tw3 жыл бұрын
There's a version of this mod that allows a Twitch chat to vote on which effects come up.
@GALiANTzGAMER3 жыл бұрын
Just watched the rest of these last night and was sad that I'd run out of them. What perfect timing to upload another!
@dragonmac12343 жыл бұрын
Griefer Jesus stop it, I want that as my ringtone. Maybe I should mod this into my game, it looks like fun.
@Nate04933 жыл бұрын
By far the most fun series on this channel. Hope it continues there’s endless possibilities!!
@calblack41563 жыл бұрын
Grievfer Jesus: Spawns Matto Be Saddo
@yuridanylko3 жыл бұрын
I love reading the comments before watching to truly capture the chaos.
@C2K7773 жыл бұрын
In this episode: Alec tries to leave a hospital 20 times while Jesus disagrees with his life choices.
@abbeyroadfan94-J.P3 жыл бұрын
when Michael ragdoll, he looked like woody from toy story after a human enters the room (the way he had his arms out. with the two michaels the universe should've exploded
@gruggerduggerhoose3 жыл бұрын
Ahh yes. The memelord trifecta of Griefer Jesus, his cousin extreme griefer Jesus and the Chaos mod. Lovely lol
@thorisomotaung7413 жыл бұрын
Jumping between Failrace and DarkViperAU's Chaos Mod plays, different perspectives, both hilarious.
@cybervenom20013 жыл бұрын
Watching you play chaos mode is one of my favorite things on KZbin!
@supremacy983 жыл бұрын
I love watching people try to survive the chaos mod! Dark viper uses a version that allows his twitch viewers to vote for a special effect while he tries to speed run the game. Maybe Alex can try using that hahaha
@trautsj3 жыл бұрын
I love how Alex complains about how insane and unnecessary things are while playing a CHAOS mod. LOL
@McPoshSquatch3 жыл бұрын
Nope, there's NEVER a firetruck in that station, just firefighters sometimes. Griefer Jesus with the hardcore trolling, he's such a twat! Haha I absolutely LOVE the Catto gun!
@everchangingworld113 жыл бұрын
Alex, this was the best one yes. PLEASE keep this series going. This is amazing!
@LegoTakodachi3 жыл бұрын
19:08 *our god is an awesome god intensifies*
@grapesofwraith10663 жыл бұрын
Really enjoying this series! Extra bonus to see all the cars turn offensive blue!
@firefighterfarmer3 жыл бұрын
First six minutes I am in tears. Absolutely brilliant... I love these so much.
@daystar49093 жыл бұрын
Lets hope he makes more! :-)
@theunitedcommonwealth7153 жыл бұрын
Please do Survive the Hunt with this Mod. Respect dude keep up the epic work.
@trondmidtun903 жыл бұрын
love this series :) keep up the good work!
@valtteriahokas62383 жыл бұрын
It should be that if you get spawned a vehicle, you must use said vehicle
@moparman15473 жыл бұрын
Their is griefer jesus and extreme griefer jesus, what's next mega griefer jesus Super griefer jesus?
@ProfessorTech843 жыл бұрын
Bro i need atleast "1" survive the hunt a week. cant even explain why i cant stop watching them, i had to resort to watching the older ones i saw already
@KarlD12103 жыл бұрын
I absolutely LOVE this series! Keep up the good work!
@flaetsbnort3 жыл бұрын
JESUS SURVIVED AGAIN well, that's kind of his thing
@Mikeztarp3 жыл бұрын
3:45 Clone Wars 18:06 Clown Wars
@Cool_bloke_96 Жыл бұрын
6:21 Robbery: (Going rather well) Bank robber: This seems like the perfect time to end it all
@X8X8X8X8X8X8X8X8X8X3 жыл бұрын
2:30 I remember you and Daniel taking dump trucks through the city
@kassimbabika3 жыл бұрын
HAHAAAAA!!! This mode is nuts!! Agent Smith lookalike: *hides from killer clowns* Griefer Jesus: *drops out of thin air* Dodge this. That timing was...impeccable. Brilliant! Bloody brilliant!
@hotlavatube2 жыл бұрын
Clone takes you out. That takes self-hatred to a new level.
@rmalmeida19763 жыл бұрын
Soo much enjoyment from this mod. Great video.
@Darkeklaw3 жыл бұрын
Griefer Jesus: You Mad Bro?
@mattsweisford70393 жыл бұрын
I am loving these chaos mod vids!!! keep them coming!!!
@countertony8 ай бұрын
"Intimidate the tellers." Well, there are ways and ways of doing that, I guess.
@juliemittel39313 жыл бұрын
i love these chaos videos are always so fun. i hop you keep these going :D
@achievementbird26413 жыл бұрын
The fact that you got on a motorcycle and the next thing to pop up was “foggy weather” is hilarious to me
@hamentertainment323 жыл бұрын
every jedi during order 66 "the clone got angry and shot at me, why did the clone shoot at me i didnt do anything to him?"
@IanRB263 жыл бұрын
Griefer Jesus: Hello there!
@worldcomicsreview3543 жыл бұрын
I thought this would be like good old "armed peds" and "peds riot" in GTA3 (partially nerfed in later entries of that area), it's way stranger!
@3dgamer2303 жыл бұрын
nice I would love to see this as a series like Survive the Hunt
@ashleeminnow84533 жыл бұрын
These are my new fav videos that you make!!
@Ferrari255GTO3 жыл бұрын
Its a good day when god rips out the good ol railgun
@jayamd35793 жыл бұрын
Bloom filter is just Vaseline filter....if you know you know
@Kj_Gamer26143 жыл бұрын
love these so much. Keep up the entertaining work
@Leafsdude_3 жыл бұрын
10:11 - "I'm blue, da ba de da ba di!"
@nicolesgaming89173 жыл бұрын
6:30 To quote a self-proclaimed South Carolinian elitist troll, "...because chaos just doesn't give a shit."
@fr3e.3 жыл бұрын
matto isnt the only one being tortured by griefer jesus
@annejones16113 жыл бұрын
Love the chaos mod! Can you guys go racing with the chaos mod on? Hopefully on one of Brazen’s crazy tracks!! Love your channel
@paulm17013 жыл бұрын
The "Chaos Mod" has perfect timing.
@theunitedcommonwealth7153 жыл бұрын
Failrace ( Catto Guns see Kitten if you don't behave im going to make you a Bullet ) lol.
@CaseyArp3 жыл бұрын
Love these videos with this mod. Can't stop laughing!
@roadtrain_3 жыл бұрын
Rhysss would approve of the offensive blue.
@JowoHD3 жыл бұрын
nobody: the romans on the first easter: 23:22
@davidresetarits56163 жыл бұрын
*Easter
@JowoHD3 жыл бұрын
@@davidresetarits5616 I'm braindead
@johanbasten77213 жыл бұрын
That twisted mind that invented the catto gun :):)
@shinjiblack94603 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one reminded of the Bugs Bunny cartoon where he was illustrating/messing with Daffy Duck?
@linnear85713 жыл бұрын
I remember when all games had this much bloom.
@torod2133 жыл бұрын
Top tip: "Intimidate the tellers" doesn't mean shoot around them, it probably means aim at them.
@kosmokat1113 жыл бұрын
Honestly I'd love to see alex and Broughy collab on something, maybe do a video in each others shoes, Brough doing a StH, while alex does a random all race.
@nathanweiss51743 жыл бұрын
Chaos Mod GFRED, lol
@kosmokat1113 жыл бұрын
@@nathanweiss5174 oh GOD yes
@Zed32_Customs Жыл бұрын
You're in luck!
@thewordywarlock71593 жыл бұрын
I don't think I've ever seen the alarm lights in the train tunnel at the end before- does that happen when something's wrong with the train? Was the train affected by the full acceleration mod?
@michaelmauch31123 жыл бұрын
Me: you are by far the worst bank robber I’ve ever heard of Alex: but you have heard of me
@TheDeadnaughty3 жыл бұрын
Spawn camped by jesus make me laugh so hard it hurt. 10/10 would go to church again.
@Yamikani3 жыл бұрын
enters tunnel game: lets make the traffic beautiful
@kindcake3 жыл бұрын
Who else was thinking about eiffle 65 blue when his car turned blue
@olmanty31253 жыл бұрын
you should do the story with this mod going on
@chevymontmarlo3 жыл бұрын
Imagine the guy robbing your bank just shoots himself in the head while there is dead cats everywhere
@Lunym3 жыл бұрын
If this is not already a series please make it one.
@shawdcummings21603 жыл бұрын
joining DarkViperAU in this insanity i see XD
@iambiggus3 жыл бұрын
Griefer Jesus. The holy roller troller.
@ShaftSteel3 жыл бұрын
Excuse me. Do you have a minute to talk about Jesus? Oh, absolutely!
@janwitkowsky87873 жыл бұрын
Perfect shadenfreude series. Haven't laughed this much in a long time. xD
@seri00983 жыл бұрын
This mod is brilliant 👏
@Anvekeen3 жыл бұрын
Just as I was thinking about watching one of your videos, there's a new upload ! do i have psychic powers ?! lol
@mrtom28543 жыл бұрын
Offensive blue traffic reminds me of the heists you did with Rhyyys