Lobotomy Corp Abnormalities ~ Don't Touch Me

[@jumpmanguy]

Fun fact: Before crashing, it says in Korean, don't touch me. 'me' is repeated several times before crashing.

[@magic-dj2je]

ok

[@_skiljun1436]

In fact, the repeated word is '마', which means 'don't'.

[@qazisgone7292]

@@magic-dj2je dunno what you just said

[@jamzee_]

@@qazisgone7292 He's yelling "DON'T TOUCH MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!"

[@magic-dj2je]

@@qazisgone7292 wtf never knew i posted on this

[@blitzfire2172]

Don't Touch Me: Don't Touch Me. Manager: *t* *o* *u* *c* *h* Angela: WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE?!

[@darkstrike-vz9bg]

Lel if this wasnt a game it could come on r/ Onejob

[@Ruina11]

@@darkstrike-vz9bg if this wasn’t a game we wouldn’t be alive

[@darkstrike-vz9bg]

@@Ruina11 depends on what they did first

[@darkstrike-vz9bg]

@@Ruina11 the 3 sec window you know

[@thefumyandthechev]

@@Ruina11 If this wasnt a game we would have the 853th thrumpet sounded daily

[@lonerimortal8]

The most troll abnormality ever

[@CyJayVT]

2nd being the Bald Abnormality

[@happyboy07685]

666 likes

[@Alpakedema]

​@@happyboy07685funni ite. Asylum guy

[@Alpakedema]

​​@@happyboy07685funni item Asylum guy

[@ดาวดาว-ฬ6ฆ]

​@@happyboy07685758 likes 0:40 0:41 0:41 0:42 0:42 0:42

[@zerami2501]

this abnormality is great as I love how its most likely a reference of the joke scp "the big red button"

[@cheatyhotbeef2636]

Clifford the big red button?

[@Silverwind87]

You NEVER press the Big Red Button!

[@mLLia-32147]

it isnt

[@NeoAya]

The name and mechanised scream also seems to be a reference to the computer in Don't Hug Me I'm Scared IV

[@theoddtrashcan]

@@NeoAyasomething that… came out years after?

[@WhatTheGame]

Rated Zayin KILLS EVERYONE AND MAKES EVERYTHING ESCAPE

[@Jacob-rx1du]

It’s completely safe if you just ignore it just like every other Zayin

[@mrex666productions7]

The difficulty just means how hard is it to avoid the thing's harmful effects or have it kill your stuff. This is literally one of the easiest bait to avoid.

[@alberteinstein1620]

I mean, it's litteraly a more annoying version of the flesh idol (which is like an HE class) except no cliphoth countdown

[@WhatTheGame]

@@alberteinstein1620 Flesh Idol is WAW iirc.

[@helpfulDeathgod]

For the same reason an SCP is considered Safe. A Knife can kill people, but the knife is not anomalous. It stays in its box when you put it there, and does not tempt people to use it. Therefore, no matter what happens when you DO use it, it is still Safe. Or in this case, Zayin.

[@kael070]

if you break the game on the selection screen, you unlock its info i think

[@cyborgjo2147]

No grillmaster repeatedly clicked it and it broke the game more actually there's no way to get it info only through the Wikipedia for lobotomy Corporation

[@Grillmastah]

No o got it in game, that's how I did the video on it, through the same as all the others

[@moderndavinci6599]

“Don’t Touch Me.” Me: touches Don’t touch me: am I joke to you?

[@n.g5855]

Imagine if they just decided to throw it into a sealed hole and put a decoy in place of the pedestal there, so less employees go insane over wanting to touch it, or something, the only negative is that EVERYONE in the facility who looks in might get curious, limiting the number of those who are tolerant and resistant.

[@PanRokador]

Honestly, this abnornality has some really intresting and unusual interactions.

[@thesaladman8400]

Manager: Don't touch mah button. Abnormality: Who's touching the button!? Abnormality 2:You were touching the button!? Employee: No! All abnormalities: *break out and slap the employee*

[@divaowu7469]

Good joke @Joe Many Spahs

[@RaystormTheWise]

SirPelo joke

[@sait_rainworld]

​@@RaystormTheWise, a man (or woman) of culture, I see.

[@WhiteWomanSlasher]

@@sait_rainworldA being of culture, I see.

[@randomaxolotl2394]

I WAS TRYING TO CHECK MY WORKER'S HEALTH BY PRESSING ON A CONTAINMENT UNIT, AND IT JUMPSCARED ME SO BAD I CLOSED THE GAME

[@simplyyolo9826]

Me: *New to the game* okay so what does this one do. BUTTON: *YOU DARE OPPOSE ME MORTAL*

[@iamme8359]

>I just got this abnormality on my second run >Lose all of my E.G.O >no way to get them back -god damn it-

[@Grillmastah]

Ya this was a friggin brutal one x.x

[@Hero19033]

Probably learned this already but you can buy them back. Pain in the ass, especially if you had Paradise lost as you can't buy that one but it's not a complete bust. Love this abnormality shits funny asf

[@atomicgeneralgerbil]

La Luna's music is known as 'Moonlight Sonata, Movement 1' and 'Movement 3', which are not copyrighted. Beethoven produced that song around his time - between 1770 and 1827. It's fair to say that it isn't copyrighted material, since that piece is over a 100 years old and hasn't had any recorded renewed contracts and ownership. Good videos anyway, helps explain a lot.

[@Grillmastah]

Ya the company that claimed it all is a fraudulent one, but sadly there not anything I can do to fight the claim, over the past year had a few of those :(

[@РоманМакакий]

It will kill your employees or they will panic

[@gandalftheantlion]

This button blew my mind when I first pressed it on the manage screen. I was scared and impressed with it.

[@SonicMarioFreak234]

this type of Playlist was exactly what I was looking for. Thanks so much.

[@howardzhang309]

I accidentally clicked the button while dealing with a midnight meltdown.

[@Grillmastah]

Ouch x.x

[@MonochromaticPuppy]

What's funny is the effects actually vary, I've seen that the button instead of killing employees, makes them insane. And clicking the name might just kill your game instead of breaching Abnormalities, not only does the button shapeshift it can give screen effects to play your mind on it, an Example is KZbinr LambdadeltaYT on their series clicked on Don't Touch Me entirely on Accident because of the button making the containment flash, like WhiteKnight.

[@spacebearcadet746]

Huh, small world.

[@crystallineAurora]

I think that it only killed everyone because Blue Star was breaching, since Blue Star instantly kills anyone who goes insane

[@miseryguy3526]

Lost most of my E.G.O. equipment to this during mostly blind run. Think I'm gonna take a break.

[@raymondnozomi1657]

New to Lobotomy Corp (21 hrs invested for now). I managed to fail the day at very end by dragging camera with middle mouse button and accidentely pushing it. Things couldn't get any worse, so I pressed it again several times, causing it to close the game. But, progress on new abnormalities were saved. All the stuff on my employees - destroyed (obviously, because they died after intense button pushing), but alive again. It's my progress saver now.

[@fischcakes7207]

Woah, that‘s smart-

[@thatrandomguyontheinternet2477]

Memory repository except agents are saved but E.G.O is lost

[@chiiatore8364]

So called "free thinkers" when the button tells you not to push it: ☠☠☠

[@TheBongBongWorshipper]

Thats what "portable dont touch me" is.

[@Rook_gaming_from_dst]

BONGBONG???? HOW DID YOU GET WIFI???

[@TheBongBongWorshipper]

@@Rook_gaming_from_dst Some things are better left unknown, Manager.

[@iexist_nt]

​@@TheBongBongWorshipperbongbong get back in the facility or I'm docking your day's pay

[@Saelria]

Absolutely shit myself. Was going about my day fine and figured I would see if it had any info. Miss clicked the containment unit and regretted everything.

[@leavemealone9984]

Don't touch me when you press the top:Open the containment cells,Stop having them be closed

[@kamilslup7743]

That thing is a ZAYIN tier. It is rated on par to stuff like One Sin and Hundreds of Good Deeds.

[@justlolztah9798]

Just like in scp Safe doesn't mean not dangerous It's just means easy to contain or easy to deal with

[@iexist_nt]

It's rated ZAYIN since no one knows what the button does, but it makes people want to click it

[@Tripminee]

Love how bro still hearts some of the new comments even after 5 year.

[@Khione3]

Free challenge: press dont touch me’s name and suppress every abnormality that escaped

[@iexist_nt]

someone did that (look up all aleph suppression)

[@BlazingFire_87]

SCP-001-J: Who are you?!?! Don't touch me (Abnormality): *Im You.*

[@PinkGodYT]

But better

[@iexist_nt]

I'm you but I scream very loudly in Korean

[@andyunderlife8015]

After the title started screaming and i left when i turned it back on my pc says it a virus *wait what the hecc* seriosly can someone explain?

[@Grillmastah]

That's a new one, maybe breaking the fourth wall o.O

[@andyunderlife8015]

​ Grillmastah Hey Grillmastah i really enjoy your videos and do you have discord? Would be great to have someone to talk about lobotomy corp (Thanks for the reply i really appreciate it)

[@Grillmastah]

discord.gg/J9SuCe7 heres a link, honestly I dpmt talk on there too often, but theres a lobotomy section of the discord that's active

[@PENTAGRAMMAINCOMM]

The answer: You have a virus. Tell someone.

[@LarryH4879]

I recall an episode of Ren and Stempy with a big red button. They were told not to press it and it would end the world. Somebody spends the rest of the episode browbeating Stempy to press it. The episode eventually ends with everything exploding including the closing credits. Yep, Stempy finally gave in and pressed the button.

[@Phucketmcsucket]

"There is no way to confirm this rumor". Of course you can confirm the rumor. All you got to do is push the button. What's the worst that could happen?

[@theknightwithabadpictotall7639]

The worst that could happen in question: "A long time ago, in a warm and dense forest lived three happy birds." "And I tell you, you are BongBong the apostle, and on this rock I will build my church, and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it." [Curtains close and open, along with an applause] "Hello? Somebody help!"

[@Rever900]

Basically it's literally a doomsday device without warning. Like a black hole would appear out of nowhere and goes "SUUUDOKUUUUU!!!!"

[@alexwright1644]

Oh. Thats where the portable dont touch me from item isylum is from. WHY IS EVERY WELL DESIGNED ITEM FROM THAT GAME LOBOTOMY CORPORATION?!

[@zcorb]

Cuz the game is good

[@guretodaze6965]

What a wonderful play list!

[@ssharkiggo6432]

The manager: boop Angela: bruh. 223 managers already did that. I should really warn them next time.

[@legandsbecamereality8973]

once i tought it was one sin and hundreds of good deeds but uh.. you know how that turned out.. *vietnam flashbacks*

[@monke5250]

lobotomy corp fans watching ia fans pour in becuase of 4 weapons

[@PinkGodYT]

Item asylum players when they realize "portable dont touch me" has an origin

[@iexist_nt]

before lobcorp I just thought it was generic since it's such a basic idea, button go boom

[@theequalizer694]

Jokes on project moon. I didn’t want my white knight armor anyways.

[@theequalizer694]

this game sucks

[@mishagaming1075]

@@theequalizer694Hey, you're the one sucking on it.

[@thatrandomguyontheinternet2477]

I got his as my 6th abnormalitie After multiple restarts i decided to search the wiki

[@rolando202]

Pov: ur an ia admin and u get annoyed with everyone.

[@Lee-tt5zc]

This man is so calm when every single abno escaped

[@nobodyinparticular9640]

This is the same button Ren used to blow up Australia Lol

[@birdicibl]

First time getting don't touch me and I was like: bro thf r u supposed to take care of this mf

[@williambarnes5023]

The button is a living testament to the lack of free will. Do you not want to press the button? Then the button's consequences have robbed you of your free will. Do you believe you have free will? Then your only option is to press the button. There's nothing else you can do. But in the end, the button must be pressed. It will be pressed. There is no other way. It will wait until someone does.

[@jrdoge1503]

How cam i resist pressing the butto- *4th Warning theme starts playing*

[@julianchocr2]

portable dont touch m- -item asylum player-

[@Tf2scoutmain]

WE REPLACIN BOBM WITH THIS ONE🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[@themetalmario77]

item asylum fans when they can reference their mediocre unbalanced fighting game with the same comment template used well over a thousand times 🤯🤯🤯

[@waitimboatedd]

what did he even do@@themetalmario77

[@Goodbye_Eri]

Face The Fear, Press The Red Button

[@Pack-Leader-Sally]

Wasn't this supposed to end with "manjiji maaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"?

[@pittagiiya]

prolly but the game audio was muted?

[@사람인뎁쇼-z9b]

That mean "don'ttt touuuchhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!"

[@spantomdancandinho4617]

this is literally scp 001-J (the big red button) the only difference is that the scp erases reality if you press it

[@WomanSlayer69420]

At least with don’t touch me you have to press it 4 times in quick succession before it destroys all of reality.

[@edward9487]

You can push it to pick up its information, and pressing it multiple times repeats the effect... until you do it, like, five times? And you lose your progress if you hadn't saved, that's called a crash.

[@flipaclipenjoyer2470]

waw, This is the craziest abnormality I’ve ever seen. even more crazy than alpeh!. Do you know what I’m zayin?

[@John-Stark]

So much of a troll it gets modded into other games like Lethal Company

[@warthogs3098]

Ah ok so you can only push the button when everything has already gone FUBAR. Thanks I understand now.

[@Qweze]

my computer bluescreened when I clicked on this video

[@Likethisimage]

This would be a bomb mobile game, My laptop isn’t good enough to play and I’m broke.

[@guretodaze6965]

Rip

[@patch-fm]

the game will probably will still be a paid game.

[@leumi5337]

도온 트 터취이 미이ㅣㅣ이이이이이이ㅣㅣㅣ!!!!

[@CyanCGMG]

Don't touch me im scared.

[@ИльяИльин-ж7у]

Don't touch it it's history eraser button you fool!

[@루인스-j7x]

Don't touch me!!!!!!!!

[@blainwhitton1170]

... I touched it...

[@nikaelkeanretiza1074]

Fun fact: it also appears in a roblox game called midnight horror pretty good game

[@SomeoneCalledDT]

to sum up this abnormality, it basically can kill employees instantly, make everything escape, turn itself to trick the player, outright crash the game and blast loud noises when the prior effects except for disguising occur

[@Iceberge101]

ah yes the abnormality that got me to stop playing for several months and got sinvicta to stop playing altogether :)))

[@rbggamingchair8898]

Portaboi don’t touch me

[@choisan0101]

this is by far the easiest one for me since I literally would not care if it says do not touch I AM NOT CURIOUS lollll 🤣😆 so glad that I do not get tempted with a button

[@lorenzojongste6766]

My button likes to turn into one sin a LOT Like. one day it turned into one sin 5 times XD

[@rex6353]

*Touches*

[@GiantParfait]

This Easter egg/reference to the game is awesome!

[@mick2171]

you missed the part where f you spam click it it yells DONT TOUCH MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE in korean and then crashes your game

[@Dark_Slayer3000]

How did you unlock information on this abnormality? Since there can't be any work done with it.

[@ReesesBees]

You have to click on its name (NOT WORK SELECTION) in the abnormality management part of the day 4 times until it yells at you, crashing your game in the process. When you do this, you get its name and icon. DO NOT do it during the agent selection screen; it does the same thing as if you pressed it in the management section, but you lose all of your powerful EGO gear.

[@VadaZoraRevaNova]

The strongest being in the galaxy😨

[@Mis_ter]

Child of the Galaxy : ☹️

[@ssneakyandfriends1626]

(SSneaky presses it) dude why (BOOOOOM)

[@3xalin]

I lost all my gear when i opened the game again. İm sad now.

[@Twitter-hater]

Don't touch me AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@gerryportuguezjr.652]

*S O M E B O D Y T O U C H A M A H B U T T O N !*

[@enemyshadowdemon]

hey today im gonna press this button *clueless* oh no. *gets [REDACTED]*

[@SorakaOTP462]

This game has so many useless SCPs, this button is one of them.

[@danieldeak9141]

Dont touch Me: Exists Manager: Touches anyway. Dont touch Me: Omae Wa Mu Shinderiu

[@hatkid1114]

만지지마!!!!!!

[@JohnBuckets_]

fucking press it

[@Le_niffty]

It’s not a portable dont Touch me

[@neatoburrito8387]

Hehe the funny red button

[@kennethwilliams2157]

Dont click the room,click rhe NAME

[@edward9487]

Wrong. Either way, you will still get the kill.

[@pittagiiya]

If I understood the video correctly: Name=all abnormalities escape Room=death Encyclopedia thing? idk=spoop+crash

[@kennethwilliams2157]

@@edward9487 Just noticed, feelin very not smart.

[@ssintaro]

클릭 X

[@IcePv]

만지지마!!!!!!!

[@alceiper4804]

아 썸네일이 한국말인데 안들어올수 없쥐요

[@flumpeeff8361]

Portable dont touch me

[@crabmr.7983]

*만지지마*

[@KrzysztofSobusiak]

I think it should be an ALEPH and definitely not ZAYIN

[@jamaicanexile]

I think it should stay ZAYIN because it’s so free

[@aivannlancefque1877]

Item asylum players in it's own private server:

[@xilenator]

Fr

[@OfficialDomPhighting]

Poke

[@lunatic0verlord10]

Am I the only one who noticed the reference to Don't Hug Me I'm Scared?

[@white_night7168]

한국어다!

[@Bifee31]

JAPAN 🤔????

[@aaronlee6361]

What?

[@geffnapp8469]

Korean?

[@aaronlee6361]

@@geffnapp8469 if you're referring to the game, yes. It is in Korean and the developers are Korean as well while it does have Japanese cultural references

[@정지원-x9t]

IS GAME KOREANS GAME!!!!!

[@apersonfromthegrocerystore69]

🎅🎅🎅🎅 no, dont do it!

[@boomboomboombob]

Portable don't touch me

[@PinkGodYT]

Item asylum Real