Grindr, Hook Ups and Other Dating Apps

[@maximilian6829]

Will NEVER forget Violet rejecting me on Grindr until I sent her a pic of me wearing vintage jean Paul gaultier and then she said hey and never spoke to me again

[@Psychiczny666]

Material giiirllllll 😂😂😂😂😂

[@rayrunn]

What a blessing

[@mrmandolinster]

LMFAO

[@cyaneye5098]

Based 💯

[@bootyholesss]

This comment is more entertaining than this episode

[@FluentlyFletch]

6 burps, unhinged sociopathy, Dr*g R*ce erasure & 1 Vomit story later... I think this is one of my favourite episodes! Work

[@danieldelgado5110]

X2

[@againstthepods4316]

All the long laughs give unprofessional and I don’t like and neither should you. People are listening get it together and stop getting STDs it gives a bad example to their younger fans

[@jolinalee3887]

@@againstthepods4316 if u don’t like it don’t watch it

[@egoista5916]

@@againstthepods4316 literally what are you saying

[@17throdeo12]

@@againstthepods4316 how is getting and treating an std setting a bad example…

[@UAintInOurClique]

Hookup story - went to a Grindr hookups place and had to watch the news for 45 minutes with his roommate while I waited for him to get ready. Finally went to the bedroom and the roommate followed (which I didnt mind). The roommate sat naked in the bed on Grindr while I hooked up with the guy. The cat also sat on the bed. Then the guy and the roommate started arguing about the roommate always having to borrow the guys needles and he needs to get his own. All while I'm inside the guy. Needless to say I ended up just watching the drama while I sat with the cat. Then i left. Wild

[@Mikhailnoise]

More like... Needleless... amiright

[@tchaugn]

were yall doing heroin omg

[@maximilian6829]

This is why we have monkeypox

[@richcampbell6808]

Needles? And you stayed? You need to get it together.

[@SaintShion]

You must of been down bad. Also the room mate was watching like a cuck or smthing? That'd be a boner killer once they started arguing.

[@tonycruz2939]

Anyone else prefer the episodes where violet and Mik are not in drag?? They seem more comfortable and just having fun!

[@d.plainview6919]

Gottmik, f-ing cracking me up more than usual this episode.

[@candylandmp3]

EDIT: captions have been added now! hi I'm deaf and could you please put proper captions on for us fans who need them so we can watch the video too?? sadly auto generated captions aren't accessible which means it makes it harder for us to understand what's being said due to it being innacurate or not even appearing at all. I really want to be able to watch your videos and I'd be so happy if they were finally captioned!

[@torimitchell5210]

👏👏

[@romainjul]

Literally so many people have been commenting to add captions since they started the pod at this point I doubt the editor even cares to :/

[@klwoj7961]

i just checked and the captions seem to be literally on point so?

[@gilpineda]

what other captions u need that whats already there

[@candylandmp3]

@@klwoj7961 it isn't otherwise I wouldn't complain about it? I just went onto a random point in the video and "you can have throat gonorrhea no gonorrhea which one I've had so I was like no and I was like babe I've had a lot of shots today are you sure I'm like it should be fine I was like they got a rear doctor" you cannot tell me that makes any sense at all. the captions also only show up one word at time, it doesn't tell you who is talking. if you cannot hear the video you would not understand what is going on at all

[@kimberlymarrder3865]

Next video should be Mik and Violet reacting to the grindr stories!!! 😂😂👏🏽👏🏽✨✨

[@luppasc2]

First ever grindr hookup Got a taxi to his house, guy wasn’t there he left the back door open for me and said for me to make myself comfortable in his bed. Definetly getting drug den vibes, stayed because I was like “oh this might just be normal” Got into his bed and noticed a decorative collective knife on his bedside table. Guy comes in, takes a shower, comes back and as I’m evaluating my escape routes I noticed huge scars and open wounds on his back bleeding. “Omg are you ok” “Oh yeah that, oh yeah I’m fine, I just got really bored one day and thought hey this knife is cool” A person actually said that to me. Needless to say it was not a good sexual experience 0/10 He could play guitar tho hi Chris hope you’re well x

[@SaintShion]

Oh the psycho type. Had one of those. He was this hot Egyptian guy w hazel eyes. We met up at a party off of Tinder, I didnt know anyone so already sketch but I had my find my friend on for my besties XD. Hes a really big guy so I didnt think much of him drinking a lot but he got drunk than proceeded to get into a fight with a guy at the party over something stupid. The other guy threw a literal brick at him HARD and split open his head, he was bleeding everywhere. I'm like oh shit wtf go to the emergency room, hes like nah I got this. We went to his house, he cleaned the wound and superglue it shut lol. Than we smoked, and fvked. I hooked up w that guy fair amount lol. I never went to a party w him again and stopped when he wanted to date. I'm with Mik I need to see literal Jesus a lil pain is my pleasure haha

[@kellyharris8976]

😵🤣

[@JaceMazzucco]

I NEED YALL TO START FILMING THE ENTIRE PODCAST AND PUT IT ON YT CAUSE LOVE THE VIDEO VERSIONS OF IT BUT THEY’RE SO SHORT 😭😭

[@ievagrigauskaite6786]

Omg saaaame

[@andersondeneka1471]

Their commitment to the SpongeBob canon just gets deeper and deeper

[@EstudioInnovacionKansasCity]

I really liked this episode, it was so much fun, I was sad that it ended so soon.

[@candylandmp3]

Me too! I wish it were longer

[@Myyoutubechannelnotyours]

I really wish they would just post the whole episodes in video.

[@FluentlyFletch]

They're too chaotic for that haha

[@susie_xowie]

@@FluentlyFletch too cheap

[@FluentlyFletch]

@@susie_xowie Violet's new house says different haha but I hear ya

[@purple455]

@@susie_xowie the episode is 100% free, I listen to them on spotify. no gorge videos are just shorter versions edited into a show format

[@zaidahmed2926]

Whoever edits this is a genius

[@dominicfromgermany]

These producers are killing me 🙈 "fetish of the day... vivienne pennay?!"... Vivienne pennay!?!?!? *shouts in Willow*🤣

[@NathaliRodCue]

This episode was so unhinged! I needed the laughs 💕

[@edwardchen9619]

i totally agree on violet's take on guys caring about you too much when having s*x. im not here to make friends are be counselled. i'm here to experience the thrilling pleasure of pain and excitement.

[@zenoniaflame8680]

While I’m the complete opposite. I’ve noticed that I prefer someone who’s more caring and attentive during sex. this may be tmi but I have a very low sex drive and could honestly go months without an encounter and as a bottom, that almost always means me tightening back up by the time I have another encounter.

[@aioli1519]

@@zenoniaflame8680 Yeah how can people check up on consent if there's no communication besides dirty talk?

[@corgeousgeorge]

OMG this episode was so good. Hearing about the both of your random forays in the dating world and the hilarious circumstances around it all.

[@lemos_raquel]

this felt so quick, i miss the longer episodes 😭

[@jaimeadame1096]

[8:16] Violet's claim, that only boring people make deep connections online, indirectly says, that violet is trying to figure out why she has not been successful at making one. And that's okay.

[@C-U-Never-Troll]

Omg the two of you were killing me this episode! Too funny!

[@sillyfruit1018]

FLYING BISCUIT IS TRULY EVERYTHINNNGGGG violet and i have dined at the same establishment 💅🏻 i feel elevated af

[@tracymckinley7094]

I am a female sex worker and somehow I so relate to you guys. Yall are so hilarious! Love it

[@terracotta5153]

Same tho lol

[@richcampbell6808]

Violet is so happy and relaxed. Everything OK?

[@christoffelbotha6916]

Same girl, I was like is this her...

[@xoxo9479]

maybe she’s happy she looks free in this episode ❤️

[@MoniCharese]

Naw Baby Girl just turned 30😆.. it’s a difference.. trust me 😒

[@kellyharris8976]

@@MoniCharese wait til 40 :) Even better

[@PaperVisions]

she's been reading the bad stuff about her, Gottmik too, that's why Violet is acting nice and Gottmik is trying to pretend she has charisma. it's not working on me for both of them

[@emilywires5692]

The SpongeBob references in these every time kill me 🤣

[@henrygutierrez3243]

I'll never get tired of the spongebob edits in these videos

[@jackiefrost2]

You guys need to put warning on these videos “do not consume soup or liquids while watching” I DID A SPIT TAKE AT GOTMIK MIMICKING MONETS OPERA 😂💀

[@bthompson96]

Mik!! This look is absolutely serving! This hair?? I live

[@augusts1]

I think you should retitle this 'The Burping Episode' 😄. This was FAR too short for words! Loved all the Spongebob references. Great job on editing Niall! (and yes I'm aware this is a longer podcast but I'm a visual person. I dislike listening to podcasts w/o visuals)

[@autumn.raider]

such chaotic episode. i cant get enough of it 😂😂😂

[@el______]

miks red knees😏someone clearly had a good week😌

[@anotheruser1130]

LMAOOO THE FAMILY GUY CLIP “fine , you win with your gay stuff … that’s what you want . To win” 💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@theshadeee]

i LOVE episodes when mik send like he didn’t take his adderall 😭

[@sadiemcmullen]

How much alcohol was used for the making of this video? 🤣 I’ve never heard Violet laugh so much

[@tchaugn]

Petition to upload full videos of the podcast (make a patreon!! I'll pay 5 a month xox)

[@tomkuklinski2084]

fetish of the day vivienne pinay took me out 😂😂😂

[@opalititee2606]

Me and my ex invited a guy from grindr for a 3some, but when he came, we realized that he was a catfish, cause the face didn't match those hips yk. We deliberated in the bathroom for like 5 min but then I said that I have to mostly deal with him cause I was the only one bottoming. So then we finish. My ex was like mad mad. But then, 2 months later, when I was on a trip, I find our that ex cheated on me with that same guy, cause that same guy catfished him again, and I guess without me he didn't have the balls to tell him no. Sad

[@kayboy6055]

I guess. Sure

[@jaejee17]

as someone who hates texting and cannot do the apps, I agree with Violet

[@DearestClaudio]

this video REFUSES to play on my TV so I'm watching it on my phone instead.... dedication

[@monsterautomobile]

the endless spongebob references are why im here

[@emmarussell4663]

Babes this eps just keep getting more funny I love y’all

[@rachelwilson4486]

*Me baked af laughing hysterically the whole video 😂😂

[@devanw6542]

Loving the honesty 😭

[@spulian]

this is a great topic for these two omg

[@akumayoxiruma]

0:01 Exactly. Just get any flagship or upper mid-tier android device like a Google Pixel, Nokia or Samsung Galaxy. There plenty of mobiles who work much better than a certain company where half the price goes into branding.

[@o0alias0o93]

Nobody wants to be an andriod peasant. Aha just kidding 😅

[@piaaadah]

I've has my Samsung galaxy s10+ for 3 years now and it's still going strong. Could probably use it for another 2 years tbh

[@davidmorris8319]

9:14 "fetish of the day" - "Vivienne Pinay" 😂

[@terracotta5153]

"Am I hurting you?" "Okay you're ruining it..." Fucking SAAAAME

[@rodmonstar]

“the gonorrhea doctor?”☠️☠️☠️

[@madelinebenevides]

THEEEEEEE EDDDITTTTTTTINGGGGGGG

[@TylerNoxWindMusic]

The BEST episode yet 🤣

[@Victor-rx2lf]

the editor it´s killing it

[@lisapeas]

I fucking love this show, have a good weekend angels 💕

[@cristiansanchez8705]

Loved this episode

[@WeightOfTheOcean]

This is one of my favorite episodes

[@e_2033]

Why do I feel like Violet and Gottmik get drunk and watch SpongeBob? 😂

[@angelinamilkie5538]

Tinder Story: Me and some of my friends went to some local bars cause it was my birthday. We stopped by the last bar and I had to use the bathroom. Suddenly this guy tries to get my attention and he says to me “I don’t know if you remember me but we matched on Tinder” and I was like “Okay…” mind you this was dark lighting too. Then he said “you don’t remember me do you?” And I said “no…” then he was like “ that’s okay, I’m Mike (I don’t remember his name at this point) and then I finally went to the bathroom with a what the fuck just happened mindset

[@hausofdavid_]

the entire episode I’m just looking at how hot gottmik is

[@msnzbody3712]

So gay guys like Got mic, I though gay men liked penis. This is fascinating

[@amandahudson3747]

We need an hour pleeeeeease

[@c4thal]

The way they’re so stoned in this episode asdfghjl

[@giot8067]

Im a straight woman and I need to thank you for validating everything I’ve been saying for so long about these apps And yes.. the me 48 hours ago was different And yes.. hit me back with an emoji and you could be the hottest man on the planet.. I’m not into it anymore girl bye

[@kellyharris8976]

Same. And the 48 hours ago thing hits hard!

[@craig_farrington]

Grindr story - one time me and my bestie got super fucked up on molly at a rave and my friend kept putting his iPhone password in wrong (it was pre Face ID) to the point where it locked him out of his phone for like 51736263minutes so we used my phone to search for someone on Grindr who had iTunes, just messaging everyone like hi do u have iTunes can we come and try reset my phone plssss k thanks 😂😂 this one like ‘older’ man said yes so we go and yeh we’re fully just sat in his scary flat on his busted PC trying to reset my friends phone (whilst still rolling off the molly) So yeh it didn’t work so we were just like ok thanks bye then just went to the Apple store the next day 🙃🙃🙃

[@goliaboi]

you don't sound very embarrassed

[@craig_farrington]

@@goliaboi cause im not ?

[@eldimemaj2964]

8 words: I want more disagreements/fights and story time.

[@sparkleyogamassage]

best episode by far

[@emmac5571]

love gottmiks hair !!!

[@cartiersinclair3506]

this episode was iconic

[@jerrygarcia31]

Omg this is so fucking funny! This was the BEST video you guys have ever made.

[@billymishoe8578]

Violet, what a funny world. Your vomit story, the same happen to me except it was in the front seat of my camaro with a marine that had just polished off a pint of gin. the only thing I had to clean myself off with was my jockeys and toss them out the window in the parking lot. But all was good and the very good-looking marine more than made it up to me later that night. Or maybe I shouldn't tell this story but it was a very special memory from a long line of very special memories. Sweet.

[@asaelrosales6749]

not we have to do this every week 😂😂🤣

[@zanemcgavin]

top tier episode

[@HeartableBites]

Grindr date once some one sang every song during Le mis and I was too chicken to tell them to stop

[@sachezinn]

12:32 Jared Leto as the Joker, 2016

[@user-fx2wk6tb8c]

Their laughs get me through

[@raulramirez2704]

LMAO this episode was so good!😂😂😂

[@shoshnane]

Anyone else listen to the full audio version on spotify?? 👀👀👀

[@adanims808]

Mee

[@adanims808]

What yours thoughts??

[@leahness3588]

I love your laughs.🤣🤣🤣🧡🧡🧡

[@Es1am]

Listening to these stories made me understand why homophobia & MonkeyPox exist ngl 😂

[@danielttalmeida]

This ep was SO FUNNY!

[@felixthefawkesycat]

You guys are lucky you are able to get monkey pox vaccines. In Texas, I’m begging and everyone is telling me no unless I have contracted it.

[@kevmagill5163]

My friends and I sharing grindr stories and falling about the house laugh crying and screaming EWW!....good times. anyway....butt gonorrhea?

[@keelanjoshua]

This shit was unhinged! My favourite ep yet.

[@JustMeowMeow]

FETISH OF THE DAY VIVIENNE PINAY AHSUOFWSHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@Sascha-ls6lc]

Put the whole episode from the pod on here pls

[@r.torres5975]

This was so worth it !!!!! I laugh so much, love you both ❤

[@goliaboi]

it's the proud family edit for me

[@MikeGrahamDSM]

When I was like 17 lol, I connected with someone on Craigslist personals (RIP) and it was some random older guy (mid-thirties) who was a software engineer. He wanted to hookup the Sunday during the same week, the same day my mom decided that the family had to go to a church function 🙄. So, he picked me up in front of my house, we went to his crib (mind you this is my first time meeting him in person), and then he spanked the sh!t out of me for like a good 30 minutes before we did the main stuff lmao. He dropped me back home just in time for me to shower and go to church 💕🙏🏿. Kids, stay in school and don’t do bad sh!t !!

[@JerseyDevilJerseyGirl]

Violet has a Jitterbug 🤣🤣🤣

[@alonzogomez8467]

Gottmik looks so hot right here. Idk what he did differently. Maybe it's the legs. Idk. His face is just glowing. He's so hot.

[@vryllebrian]

gottmik looks sooo cutee heree, damn

[@oblimistic]

Those boots 😍

[@cll27]

Violet lost at the gym 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@marian6561]

I need a complication of the times they quote sponge bob pls

[@mrmandolinster]

mik looks so good the nose ring is very slay ** does he even have a nose piercing on i think im absolutely incorrect

[@CohnTrohL]

I love No Gorge

[@lilgoetia6865]

WHY WAS THAT THE INTRO DISJSJS

[@levipalmer440]

Not gottmiks knees raw

[@5dsGX5ds]

part 2 pleasee

[@dylandylan0]

Gottmik is so fine its unfairrr 😩😩

[@j.jareol]

I had a guy message me “I saw you out last night with your prissy hair and outfit. You look ridiculous.” Then blocked me. lol No profile pic or anything.

[@monsterautomobile]

Please react to grindr stories i need to know the best and the worst because i had 2 hook ups and they were.. an experience.. lets just say that

[@ninoducau8622]

the 2 first minutes are already killing me insanely funny

[@angelx9724]

"it's cause you're trans" mooooood mOood moood mood! I'm glad that's in my past XD thanks Dr Ives 😘

[@tequilapapii5936]

*This episode made me want to break Gottmik’s hole… or whatever Beyonce said* 🤣 😍 😭