GROOMING HORROR STORIES - Toni and Ryan

GROOMING HORROR STORIES with Toni and Ryan.
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[@thaisseachick4529]

This isn’t an injury really, just hilarious. My dad is pretty vain especially when going out, he does the colognes, creams and various other routines. On the ride to church he would choke all of us with just the overwhelming smell of various products. One day my mom bought Nair just to try it out, and my dad who constantly uses her expensive creams, just grabs the bottle and squirts it on both (very dark and hairy) arms. He put on a lotion like layer of it and let it sink in. On the way to church he keeps mentioning how bad that lotion smelled and how he’ll have to wash his arms when we get there. Once we do get there he goes to wash it off and ALL THE HAIR on only the TOPS of his arms came Cleannn off. We hear the scream from inside. He was fine just insanely embarrassed and we left and went home immediately 😂 He read all the labels after that.

[@UnironicScrotumhat]

Good fuckin' thing he didn't think it was shampoo

[@nikiTricoteuse]

That's hilarious. That stuff STINKS to high heaven AND burns like a bitch. I don't know how he stuck it long enough to get as far as church. Also, good thing he didn't 'moisturise' anywhere else! 😳

[@magh195]

So I used a hair removal cream that I'd been using for years on my legs but on my privates. Turns out I'm allergic and gave myself a chemical burn *down there* Nd then used a spray for sunburn care which worsened the reaction. the first layer of skin was completely gone and I can't describe the freaking pain.

[@kirstyventer6019]

We did this to my husbands bits. He had bright red balls! It was horrendous and hilarious at the same time.

[@k.a.u.4599]

I've sort of done this... Tried my mom's Nair and it was instant burning and every product I tried to put on it made ir worse. And also I was a teen and hadn't asker permission so I couldn't ask for help lol

[@kamilareeder1493]

I understand 😢 my first Brazilian wax was done by a novice and she took off a strip of skin 💀✋ i made sure to do my research next time and be a diva about seeing the person I requested

[@HollhouseVanHouten]

@@kamilareeder1493oh my god as someone w a disorder that causes my skin to be more delicate than normal (I’ve ripped off skin on my face when I was a teen waxing my upper lip and brows) I was already terrified at the thought of getting a Brazilian wax, your story has further validated my fear 😳

[@kamilareeder1493]

@@HollhouseVanHouten you get what you pay for girl 👀☝️☝️ the awful qax cost me 15$ 💀👏👏 it wasn't literally my fault but I WAS trying to cut corners for sure. After that I started going somewhere that costed about 50$/month but they did wonderful job and it didn't hurt as badly once I got into a routine. The first time was the worst , the second hurt half as much 😂😭🤷‍♂️

[@toltorg]

Chairy hest absolutely sent me with how casually Ryan said it.

[@augustliss7994]

so when I was 15 my mom and I were going to LA with her students to a field trip to the Museum Of Tolerance specifically for their Holocaust exhibit. We decided the NIGHT before our flight to wax our mustache hairs with this cheap stuff that we bought at the grocery store and you microwave it, but it just wasn't getting all the hairs. My mom being smart gave up after a couple attepts, but I was determined. I did it repeatedly and then microwaved it for way longer than I should and it was really hot and I left it on a bit too long. Needless to say I burned my upper lip so bad that I had a quarter sized scab on my upper lip for about a month. But I had a Hitler mustache looking scab on my upper lip AT A HOLOCAUST EXHIBIT!!! I was so embarrassed, and I have many pictures from this trip that my mom keeps in a photo album in her class for all to see for the last 17 years!!! 🤦‍♂

[@babymama406]

Omg. If this happened to one of my sons, I probably wouldn’t have taken him. It would look too intentional and I’d be afraid someone would take such offense they might do something. (This could be my American mindset. If you do something that looks like your mocking something, someone will say something and might even do something) Frankly, I’m just glad you’re alright and that it was all okay.

[@LJNorthey]

the second you said mustache strips and holocaust museum I knew where this was going 😭

[@1minus2]

RIP

[@teresaames972]

I've been married for 20 years. After being married for about 1 year my husband asked several times if he could do my grooming down there. He cut me with the scissors. Every time I sat down it hurt for about a week. After asking again for about 5 years I decided to let him try again. I had to go get 2 stitches. Never again will I let him do it again.

[@rebekahjimenez2808]

I wouldn't have let him do it the second time! Wow 😳 Of he wants to try again, tell him to practice on himself!

[@1minus2]

wtf how careless

[@KS-se9jb]

My sister told me about when she shaved herself fully for her BF and he went down on her after using mouth wash... she said she screamed in burning pain! And we laughed about it while she told me!

[@debbiefigures9323]

My husband on our first date obviously thought he would get some mouth action from me and used hair removal cream, he thought because his hair was course it would need longer than 5 mins. So 20 mins later washed it off. He couldn't walk on the date and had to eventually share the problem 😂😂😂 hasten to add his idiocy is one of the things I love the most 😂😂😂😂❤

[@jameshopkins503]

😳 10 minutes burns my legs. 20 minutes! That poor man.

[@nikiTricoteuse]

Haha. You clearly love an optimist too.

[@pugsabi]

On the first date! 😂

[@borountree4539]

People if something oily is burning you wash it off with soap. The burning won't stop until you remove the oil and oil repels water. You need the soap to break down the chemical bonds of the oil molecules.

[@fishlady7930]

I work at a petstore and got a Nair horror story. A family came back wanting to return a guinea pig they bought saying it was losing ahir and was biting their child. For those who don't know guinea pigs can carry ringworm very easily. So we thought the poor thing had ringworm and didn't feel good, and brought it to our emergency vet. These were huge bright red patches of missing hair and looked terrible. They went and exchanged for a different pig, few days later the same thing. Now we checked all the pugs after the first one, so now after this one we told them we woukd do a refund but couldn't give them another pet out of possibly the rest were also sick not showing signs. Time passes and we get a call from a sister store asking if a family bought guinea pigs from us before and said yes. They told us they were no longer allowed to buy animals, turns out their child found his mother's Nair bottle and was using it on the pigs! They did not get another pet again. Also had a little girl give her a long hair hamster a haircut and her mom brought it for us to fix, the groomer was laughing while slowly trying to even out this poor hamsters fur from the scissor mayhem, was cute and the little girl learned not to trim her pets fur without mom.

[@stay_curious]

Poor little piggys ❤

[@lojaned]

That kid sounds like a serial killer in the making

[@fishlady7930]

@@lojaned working un a petstore I swear you see them in the making, some of these kids I wouldn't be shocked seeing on the news one day.

[@DixieNormus710]

Here I am a professional dog groomer thinking this would be an episode on grooming dogs 😅

[@fishlady7930]

I'm not a groomer but work at a petstore and immediately thought that was well.

[@janinem9011]

I'm Australian and I automatically went to the human "grooming" 🤣😂🤣

[@pinkluver7715]

Listening to some people, "people" are dogs sometimes.

[@patticake5367]

I knew i needed to change my leg shaving strategy ehen one time when i was young my dad walked in on me shaving (not naked, wearing shorts) and my dad said "oh, a blood-letting ceremony?" Snd walked out. I will never forget

[@holistic.health]

😂😂😂😂

[@mirandajrp]

With the grapefruit oil story, I was thinking that it was a bad idea to put that on and then go out in the sun as it could've caused phytophotodermatitis 😬

[@nikiTricoteuse]

I learnt about that the hard way with bergamot oil.

[@grell5108]

Whofawhataitis? What's that?

[@nikiTricoteuse]

@@grell5108 l'm guessing you mean phytophotodermatitis (phy·​to·​pho·​to·​der·​ma·​ti·​tis) and, because l love words and the mechanisms by which they're formed, here's a breakdown for you. Phyto = plants + photo = light + derma = skin (t - helps pronunciation) + itis = inflammation So phytophotodermatitis = an inflammatory reaction of skin that has been exposed to sunlight and especially UVA radiation after being made hypersensitive by contact with any of various plants or plant parts and especially those (as limes and celery) with high levels of psoralens and that is typically characterized by a burning sensation, blisters, and erythema followed by hyperpigmentation And, as l can testify from personal experience, Bergamot oil. 🙂 Also, Hyperpigmentation Hyper = more + pigment = color (t - helps pronunciation) + ation = turns the word into a noun that indicates an action, process, state, condition, or result. So, Hyperpigmentation is the process by which skin becomes marked by brown, black, gray, red or pink spots or patches, sometimes called age spots, sun spots or liver spots.

[@Emeraldwitch30]

​@@nikiTricoteuseI burned my hand by making lime/lemon juice sour mix from scratch for the bar I was working at. I made about 3 gallons for the night shift and then ended up getting the rest of the day off due to too many bartenders coming in. I thought I had washed thoroughly but spent the rest of the day at the beach enjoying ft Lauderdale and spring break lol I ended up with burns on my hands and spots up my arms from citrus oil photo sensitivity. Thats what the dr called it. It only took once and I always take great care in citrus oils and sunlight

[@rtrgirl417]

My brother and his friend decided to Nair their armpits in high school. If they had mentioned it to me or my mother before they did it, we would have discouraged it. Neither could put their arms down completely for days. Their football coaches got a lot of laughs out of it. Luckily, they were completely shameless and loved that they got a great story out of it!

[@K8Stuff]

I am currently binge watching your podcasts ... Funny AF ....

[@paulpetersen6539]

Grapefruit oil. Ouch. ...Good to know. Personal experience... Eucalyptus oil: !! Nonedeska !!

[@EmpeROARFabulous]

At 14, I tried to Nair my legs (for the first time) right before going to Disneyland in the summer. It burned so bad and didn’t get all the hair, so I also shaved the chemical burned skin. I *had* to wear short shorts the whole time we were there because I couldn’t have anything touch my legs for weeks without being in intense pain.

[@dawnpalmby5100]

my ex used to get me to cut his hair but we were at my house and he didnt have his clippers so i used my brothers, without thinking about why there were 2 different clippers in the cupboard and buzzed head, right down bc i couldnt figure out how to use the measuring thing, anyways brothere comes home ex tells brother what happend and brothers face drops n goes "the blue clippers? ahh yeah thats what i use on my balls" i laughed so fucking hard

[@tylergalley8194]

I love getting the visuals! 😍🤩 nice to see your faces! ☺️

[@robynmorris6388]

I grew up in the 80s, which, if you were there, you know it was the land of the over plucked brows! My mum actually made me do my brows the night before my boyfriend's prom, but she put too much on and ended up removing ALL of my eyebrows!!! To this day my brows are thin and sparse LMFAO😂

[@frobbit30]

She had VaJaundice, yikes! Went to high school prom with a girl I really liked, had some stray hairs out of place and wanted to impress her, so being a prideful boy I used the clippers and the phone rang. The streak in my hair was practically the Nike swoosh logo. It didn't get better from there, as I tried to fade the hair into the swoosh on the other side, disaster. Resulted in using my fathers razor and my head looked like it was on its period when it was time to take pictures. I hover handed as I was dead inside and nearly choked out the first guy that mentioned my messed up hair. Ah memories. Cheers to youth.

[@beakittelscherz5419]

If ever you have to deal with skin burn, put joghurt on it! It cools and helps to repair the destroyed acid layer. Bc that's where the pain is resulting from.

[@anniemihm5447]

Actually the grapefruit oil burned cuz she had just gotten waxed. The skin is tender for a few days and the oil has citrus in it. It's like squeezing a lemon onto a fresh cut.

[@blueskyla7978]

Oh I tried Nair once. I even did a test spot and everything and it was fine. So put it all over my legs and began walking around the house. About 5 minutes in my legs started burning horribly. I ran into the shower and rinsed it off as fast as I could. My legs were red from being burned by that crap. Never ever again.

[@spicybeantofu]

I knew someone who uses that they never left it on that long. Does the bottle say to leave it on?

[@iflan09]

I just found you guys and am cycling through all of your bits. I just love you!!! I have a similar wide open mouth laugh as you, Toni. I'm glad to see it!

[@mariannerognerud]

🎼"Let it grow. Let it grow. Don't shave your hairs anymore." 🎶😅

[@fialagerdahl]

Was in the livingroom when I heard a scream from the bathroom where my friend was. He had taken the wax plates (little paper pieces with wax on them) and used them on his balls. To say it was a scream of agony is making it sound pleasant.

[@ashleykorthauer1760]

I got my legs waxed ONCE. It grew back JUST AS FAST as a shave. NEVER AGAIN. 😳

[@johnfoote3677]

I felt that nair cream one, I burned the entire backs of my thighs with that shit when I was younger. the worst part was I only had blue jeans to wear while it was healing because if I wore my usual shorts they'd stick to my leather couch every time I sat down.

[@marshayoung9387]

I love you two. Ryan I absolutely love your laugh & smile. You are adorable & this 68 year old woman is in love with you. I love haw you & Toni Play off of each other. You make an awesome team. I am a new subscriber & you both make my day.

[@DanielAdomian]

These stories were mental…

[@ToniandRyan]

and 100% terrfying

[@NoThatRyan]

As a hairy guy I use nair on more sensitive areas than the chest. The trick is not to rub, gently wipe while in the showrr. You know, unless you like chemical burns.

[@timothybodey9168]

I'm all about that natural hair growth life.

[@jamiegnosis4876]

The nair stories always crack me up! I used it on my brows as a pre- teen and they still don't grow back after 20 years! A friend in high school used it on his head and had burns for several weeks😂

[@brianrath8993]

Ahhh. I was chopping hot peppers in my boxers, I well scratched my boys, and it started burning so bad I had to pour milk in a glass and had to walk around with my boys soaking in a glass of milk for a 1/2 hour! Yes I rinsed my hands before as well

[@Rae-lh7ex]

As a woman, I put nair hair removal ankle to crotch on both legs, stood legs apart, put some nair on my armpits as well. So I’m standing there and after 10 minutes my legs start burning, I bend over and wipe my leg, now my chest has nair and my boobs have nair. K, now I m breaking out in hives and my skin is burning all over. Showered and had to go to hospital, allergic reaction, lumpy and burning for days.

[@latinabeeotch417]

I also discovered the hard way that I’m very allergic to Nair and all hair removal creams. Legs burned so bad and blew up in hives. I couldn’t sleep for 3 nights because it was so incredibly itchy and painful. Never again.

[@mandy-loudumesny.2046]

I love reading the Nair stories online from guys

[@christianhendry7136]

I was newly single and thought I should tidy up the crack and sack. Used Nair down there and the region was on fire for days afterwards. First and last time using that product!! Embraced the bush for a while but finally went to manscaping. I have a 'beauty spot' mole down there that has almost been clipped off a couple of times.... You'd think I'd learn.....

[@ladyTiger0714]

Adds a whole new meaning to a punched purple bits

[@alisonhouse1947]

I once went for a Brazilian before going on vacation and had to go to work right after. My parts were stuck together. I went to try and use the toilet at work and wash myself off. Because of my lips being fused together, my wee was leaking and was spraying due to the pressure. I then went to use toilet paper l, and then had a whole bunch of toilet paper stuck in there. I then went to get up from the toilet and my backside was stuck to the seat… I kept having to do lunges throughout my shit to keep my legs, butt cheeks and lips from sticking to themselves.

[@Minyadain]

Grapefruit oil, also everything citrus is a no no. Out of desperation, stupidness and need of some make-it-more-slippery-gel for my lady bits I used lemon massage oil. Let me tell you... all was red and swollen. It hurt really bad. Don't do it. 😬

[@EricaGamet]

I can't even eat an orange or grapefruit because it's too much for my mouth and lips... I can't even imagine using it anywhere that tender!

[@melissacoviello2886]

Oil and water don’t mix. They needed soap. I’m not understanding why they didn’t get in the shower or the bath.

[@borountree4539]

That's what I was thinking. Why didn't they use some soap to wash the oil off? 🙄 it won't stop burning until they remove the oil!

[@cobloaf1]

Nair on my coin pouch. Burnt so bad thought I'd be penniless. Walked like John Wayne for a week. Trimmers 10/10 would recommend.

[@Jackisglorious]

Holy shirt! One of the first Tarpers to hit it! Thank god for waking up accidentally rooting for my friends, Toni and Ryan! Oooh!

[@tankxsy]

I always sit backwards on the toilet when I'm trimming down under. Do not trim down under when your tired. Because you might fall asleep, knock your head on the bathroom floor and be unconscious for half a day. And when you wake up, you'll find out you have blue/green/purple arm because you've hit the radiator a few times when you when down.. 1 out of 10. Would not recommend.

[@Chick-inslacks]

Jesus! 😮😂

[@Nick-hi9gx]

That didn't happen. If you were unconscious for half a day after being hit in the head, you would wake up with SEVERE brain damage, if at all.

[@everettmoore2480]

Dont use any essential oils on your skin unless they are recommended. As far as I know most are not safe for the skin grapefruit is the worst

[@Tribegarbage]

Can’t get enough!!! Obsessed 🤩

[@xanderchrisr]

I can second that Nair story. I followed instructions but got burned anyway. It is the worst kind of pain I’ve ever felt. I should add, I’ve broken bones, walked onto a long screw barefoot (Home Alone style) and had two spinal taps. None of those heart as much as Nair.

[@philmccraken]

Any citrus oil should go no way near your unmentionables

[@mizzruiz]

The waxing one reminds me of when I was beauty school and I volunteered as tribute to be the demo Brazilian (coz everyone was too scared) so the teacher did half and then one of the students did the other half but the hair was too long and she put a massive wodd of wax in the most painfully spot and just started ripping at it.... She finally go it off and I nearly vomited and passed out from the pain had what I can only describe as a massive purple butterfly shaped bruise for about 4-6 weeks... Not fun

[@caitlinlyons8376]

Echhh naïr cream absolutely stinks. My best friend ALWAYS used to use it and I always had to “go outside for a smoke” when she used it before a night out. It would stink up the whole house and I would open up her windows because I was “hot” even if I was freezing weather in Ireland. I never told her how much I hated the smell of it.

[@janedoe4471]

Ladies and gents bring back the bush!

[@YoungerDreyfuss]

My uncle lived with us for a while and after several months he was talking to my stepfather about how great the clippers were in the bathroom that he and I shared. I said wait… what clippers? He said the ones in the drawer. I burst out laughing and told him that he had been shaving his face with my crotch clippers. He turned pale and quiet. By that time the whole family had heard everything and was rolling in laughter. Please don’t use other peoples clippers or razors. I thought it was common sense, but apparently not.

[@jmeA86]

To the ones with the grapefruit seed oil... Water and oil repel so all you're doing is kind of making it worse! You need to get the oil off! Same with pepper spray and things like bengay, water does not help!

[@Jackisglorious]

Where the TARPers at?

[@mayaraisidro3511]

Post full episode please!!!!!!

[@duinsophie]

It's on Spotify! 😊

[@grey6703]

@@duinsophie the videos though

[@JD-dh7bk]

Witch hazel wipes can help with minor burns from essential oils & nair can cause a chemical burn that you need to go to hospital for.

[@jillvasquez1010]

Any type of essential oil in the wrong area is a no no, total cringe!

[@heatherscanlon3239]

So I'm a cosmetologist, and in the US that means my license covers superfluous hair removal, a.k.a. waxing. Here's the thing, just because you can do something, doesn't mean you should do something 😶 I was working at a small high end salon when I was in my 30's. I'm currently 51, to give reference to how long ago this was. Anyway, there are certain waxing procedures that I wasn't trained in, because generally I'm styling hair or putting makeup on brides, but again, my license covered the procedure even though I had only ever been taught to wax eyebrows, lips and chins. We had a waxing specialist, but she'd called out sick on this one particular occasion. My boss insisted I take her wax client, even though I tried to explain, not only was I uncomfortable with the procedure, but I wasn't trained for it. She didn't care, she wanted that profit, and threatened to terminate me if I didn't do it, so I reluctantly agreed. Now at this point, I'd like to point out a few key factors... this service was for a man, and I'm a card carrying lesbian. The service was a men's Brazilian wax service. I hadn't even seen an adult penis, much less touched one, since I'd come out almost 2 decades before. I had only changed my nephews nappies or bathed them, when they were babies, so definitely a beast of a different color. I didn't know the skin on a man's scrotum is significantly thinner and more fragile, nor did I know you couldn't use wax to tidy up the bits that didn't come out on the first attempt. Very long story shortened, my ex-wife took great joy in informing all her male friends, that her wife had literally ripped a dudes balls off. I felt awful but she saw an opportunity to keep her male friends in fear of her wrath, as she'd just sick her wife on them and they would walk around with skinless balls for the rest of their lives 😶

[@RetroMonkey1999]

Citrus oils are all strong enough to be used as adhesive strippers/solvents. Absolutely not skin safe in anything but a tiny bit mixed in a large amount of base liquid. Bodywashes are too harsh for your bits anyway!

[@MPGRAY84]

Could anyone else make this funnier?? NO CHANCE!!! Love y’all!!

[@jack09162]

Around age 18 I also tried out the Nair hair removal cream on my chest as I hated the hair, and while I didn’t completely cover my Nipples in it I went around them and did end up getting bits on my nips! The pain was so bad, and just unbearably uncomfortable. It also made my chest super rashy and even had spots where skin had burnt off! Safe to say now at age 26 I haven’t touched that Sh*t since 😂🤣

[@erieri6326]

I came here wondering why they would talk about grooming, as in crime grooming, on a light-hearted podcast

[@justjane805]

Same. I thought they must be going to do a serious video because they wouldn't joke about grooming (of children). I felt stupid, and relieved, when I realised my mistake.

[@sammylove7211]

I have also used Nairs on my chest but it never hurt afterwards

[@swankshire6939]

Oh man my body doesn't react to Nair but omfg if its on my nipples it burns within seconds. Cant imagine leaving it on there for a while.

[@readaholicgirl_5]

Once, i wanted my eyebrows less hairy (back when thin brows were in) I didn't want to pluck (it hurt when I did a test pluck) so, what did I do? Just like nair dude, put a little bit of nair under the brow (thankfully I just wanted a little off) (yes, I knew I shouldn't've put it there, I've read the directions)...yeah, for the next week or two they were SO sensitive.

[@crystaldawn9255]

Ingrown hairs that I had to manually pluck with tweezers 4 months which would make it red but until I freeze the perfect amount and finally there was no more there was no other way even laughing over it nope peritonitis with the upper area towards my pelvis thankfully

[@Showmesomethingbeautiful]

🤦‍♂️ Omg, I'm a fecking idiot. I read the title, and my first thought was that you were tackling the super serious subject of grooming children. I'd mentally prepared myself for you to bring awareness through your unique comedic stylings, and then the first story was about waxing. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ I quit

[@electrajane]

I was prepping myself because I legit thought these would be about animals

[@The_Real_Mier]

Fellow idiot here! Had the exact same thought!

[@Showmesomethingbeautiful]

@@The_Real_Mier 😆😆😆

[@beastly.warner]

I'm pretty bony so I have to be careful shaving my legs. The first time I tried shaving my sister handed me a one blade Bic disposable and said have at it. I almost went into shock watching a 4 inch sliver of skin get washed down the drain and the bloody mess. Worst pain ever. Another time when I was about 15 I was giving my brother a fade and I thought I wonder what that would feel like on my head. Like an idiot...instead of trying a little patch on the underside I went straight down the front of my scalp....let's just say that can't be hidden so I had to completely shave my head. I just told people I did it on purpose 😂

[@LateNiteHippie]

I'm a woman, and when I was about 14 (and not used to shaving legs still) I accidentally went down too far and took off a perfect filet of skin on my Achilles heel. It hurt like a bitch, in my young mind it was the most amount of my blood I had seen and was scared shitless, and the scab was a huge nightmare😬

[@tobyatlas6480]

Oh i got one!- Ohhh wait, like shaving, ahh.

[@laurena5502]

One time my man was giving me a massage. And apparently bath and body works doesn't agree with " her " . Completely swollen shut for a week. Going to the restroom was excruciating.

[@ainsleydavidson2144]

Love you guys !!!

[@marinats.6347]

Mingesons *wax my fanny* ahhahahahahaah I died😂😂😂😂

[@aimeeanita7302]

Had a little mole down below, barely visible to me but slightly raised none the less, I accidentally shaved it off when rushing. Was a weirdly traumatic realisation, and I’ve never told anyone. It’s never grown back and is so faint in comparison now so I wonder sometimes if it’s much different to a dr removing it 🤔

[@Emeraldwitch30]

Be careful about moles. Keep an eye on it even tho you've shaved some off it still there. If it starts to grow back or change shape have the dr take a look. A good friend took off part of a mole thinking it was a funky wart. A few years later it got bigger all of a sudden like and grew oddly. We talked him into having it checked. It was one of those deadly type skin cancers. He was told it was extremely lucky to catch it in time. And he didn't want to have it checked cuz geez it was only about the size of say a pencil eraser. But it looked almost like a mini bumpy raspberry. But brownish/black

[@evaempress]

Hair removal creams specifically say on the label to apply on a TEST AREA FIRST. Oof.

[@RobespierreThePoof]

Yeah but who actually reads the label

[@colletteprops8708]

Why is your American accent so perfect, Jenny? 😅💌

[@antine1279]

The grapefruit oil couple is meant for each other

[@sallyostling]

My college roommate had a thyroid condition and grew long black hairs in very strange places, her butt for one. She wasn't home but I realized she shaved her ass in the sink as I picked up my toothbrush and it was covered in long black hairs 😮😮😮. So gross.

[@Earle29]

These stories just confirm my decision to stay Au Naturel.

[@spikeycat81]

"Let it grow, let it grow"🎶🎵😂

[@BushcraftBBQ]

Technically it wasn’t a staph infection….it was a “sack” infection. Badumchh. His “Staph” was unscathed lmfao 🤣

[@Lucy-io7pt]

One time when I got a new fella I decided I wanted absolutely no hair to make me feel more sexy. I was still getting not a close enough shave with my little shaver and did not have the money to go out and buy some wax or get it done professionally. So like the improvising idiot I am I had a little brainstorm and thought "well my eyebrow razers give me a really close shave soo..." and began to shave my crotch with those pointy eyebrow razers. I cut in the crease of my leg and fanny and it pissed blood, I walked with my legs open as if I'd just shit myself for several days and it kept reopening. I didn't even get that good of a shave and the amount of shaving bumps I had was like nothing else I looked like I'd caught something nasty. -10/10 do not recommend

[@stevenjenkins4885]

I learned the hard way the same thing with the Nair hair removal😂😂😂 but I unfortunately used it on my whole body just about. The nether regions and chest armpits arms legs😂😂😂 IT BURRRNNNNEEEDD 😂😂😂😂😂

[@danielvmay]

not where my brain went!!

[@kaylynnirvinesthetics]

PSA: As a skincare professional, PLEASE do NOT do anything in this video! Especially, NEVER putting anything scented on your vagina. It is self cleaning and that destroys the ph!

[@sedg83]

I use an epilator on my lady bits because i hate any hair down there, and every once in a while it grabs skin and jams. This is horrible when it happens in the bikini area, but one time it grabbed actual v-lip ... I still use it, I'm just super extra careful now

[@emaleigh2801]

You can't put certain essential oils on those parts of your body! It causes burns and blister 😯

[@mattmayo3539]

I have a thick coarse beard. Lots of bad cuts. The worst was when I shaved my drip lower lip and took a good chunk.

[@RoseJ1983]

I’m sure nobody’s gonna read this but I have to put it down. My sister was curling her bangs for work and the curling iron made contact with her eyeball which she didn’t realize for a couple seconds and then she was a manager at a restaurant I worked at so we both go to work, and her eye is pussing and leaking and they still thought she was trying to get out of work.

[@bobcatnm]

Grapefruit oil can give you a horrible sunburn if you’re in the sun.

[@kelseydarling3058]

Citric acid on your genitals is painful!

[@eli3568]

I've never understood the obsession with hairlessness anyway. Not worth it. Just practice good hygiene and you'll be fine. Hair removal isn't part of hygiene, that's an aesthetic thing. These stories just affirm my convictions lol

[@Prothilos3]

@ton iand ryan I know it's "a little bit" for the comment, but I wanted to inform you, that I didn't really know what a staph infection is, so I just googled it and went straight to the pictures. I'm somebody who usually doesn't get sick from such things, but this was quite on the edge! 😭🤢

[@karenhull2826]

🤣🤣 I thought this was going to be about dog grooming. 😂😂

[@cigobrian4440]

i used hair removal for that part..

[@psor9983]

Hair hair hair!!! I love it! Between cuts, burns and then ingrown hairs and nasty stubble... Why does anyone shave or wax their pubes!!? First of all, bald bits just look weird. Second, i love the feeling of soft fluffy hair. Just leave your buddy alone people!!! Whether it's a man or a women, i prefer hair down there

[@WasteyCasey]

LMFAO in our teens, we were all drinking and my sister put a whole bottle of Nair all over her boyfriends eyebrows and the top of his head when he passed out. lmao the burning woke him up out of his drunken slumber 😂 Ive had my nipples cut off and sewed back on lol and i think i prefer it over having my nipples naired 😂

[@Eli-bp6lr]

May I ask what happened to your nipples? Just curious...

[@kenip1395]

MILK stops the burn 🤣🤣

[@Imbatmn57]

Ouch glad i don't wax/shave down there

[@mandy-loudumesny.2046]

Laser therapy. Never look back.

[@aubreytrue3470]

It's a good thing I have a sense of humor cuz this one's a doozy. I decided to use Magic Shave Powder tonight after the kids went to bed. My pits and legs went smoothly (pun intended) so I moved on to my bikini area. I had just applied it when my finger started to burn. It had taken the skin off my left index (now I know to use gloves!). Then dear daughter woke up needing to pee and crying and ended up peeing in front of the toilet while I'm in the bath trying to hide the white stuff on my pubes. As she is calming down, other dear daughter starts crying. So I wiped off the stuff as fast as I can, clumps of hair everywhere, but it didn't get it all. Now my cooch looks like a scraggly Asian man's beard. Oh, gawd!