Grover is punished by God

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• Portal Soundtrack - Se...

[@Jakkail87]

Average 9-5 work experience

[@notsodailydiscorddump1610]

groover worked nightshifts at a supermarket

[@uchoobe1876]

Real

[@paladinslash4721]

9-5? You mean 8-5.

[@lordfatcock]

8 to 8....

[@dawk5088]

9-5 implies time. There is no time. You have now clocked into the shift of eternal toil, and your work is never done. Never was, never has been, and never will be. _Lament._

[@user-ty2ry2sk2w]

I saw the funniest shitpost, and the the deepest horror. And I could not tell the difference.

[@PedroLucas-cs9ye]

"Here's a tip for straining pasta, here's a 9 year old who died"

[@nightsong81]

@@PedroLucas-cs9ye That entire line is in trochaic octimeter. Bo Burnham is a lyrical mastermind.

[@xtfgrw]

Ironically you can make the same statement about this comment but it's true and it's what adds so much depth to this channel. Most of the posts work exactly equally as ironic or unironic and that adds alot to it.

[@MisterJohnDoe]

Dogs when you leave for a couple hours

[@DrBright5558]

Real, my dog acts like I ain’t never coming back.

[@MikeF031]

Highly accurate

[@marioalejandrocamp]

No cap

[@thegoblin9387]

7 minutes*

[@Rodiroess]

My cat when I go outside for a cigarette

[@betoneiracromadarebaixada8187]

"He saw the birth of the universe. And he saw the heat death. And he could not tell the difference" This is unironically one of the rawest lines that i have ever heard in my life

[@olympia5758]

Not gonna lie, that was deep.

[@Sterlonian]

It's because they were the same moment

[@salveteinfernum]

I'm 13 and this is deep!!1

[@tomyshayo2522]

What’s “heat death”?

[@betoneiracromadarebaixada8187]

@@tomyshayo2522 one of the possible (and one of the most probable) scenarios for the end of the universe. Basicaly almost all matter in the universe turns into radiation and the univrerse stays the same way for all eternity. Don't know if i explained it very well, i recomend you search for a video if you didn't undertand it

[@littlegreenman3468]

That one bottle of ketchup that has remained within my fridge since 2008:

[@vrtex17]

I think it counts as some kind of ancient artifact by now.

[@TheGreegles]

@@vrtex17 The locals consider it to have great spiritual importance.

[@Soup_Time346]

Bro that is when i was born💀 that shit is ancient💀

[@pex_the_unalivedrunk6785]

​@@Soup_Time346 you too young to be watching this channel then...look away! don't watch! this was never meant for children...

[@hydromancer4916]

@@pex_the_unalivedrunk6785 he's 16 lmao, face it ur getting old

[@hawkecrail5186]

Medieval peasants when you give them a cool ranch dorito:

[@JosephShemelewski]

And some mountain dew

[@mr_casualuser]

And some takis

[@madelinealiah9737]

Don’t forget the flavor blasted goldfish

[@JosephShemelewski]

@@mr_casualuser They'll think you're trying to kill them lol

[@nononope75]

​@@JosephShemelewski You see, I think it's the other way around, their food would kill us. They would just be very mildly distraught at some of ours

[@LudicrousInc.]

You'd think Grover would have learned his place by now after playing "Stair Simulator 2000" for so long?

[@Lord_Of_Aether]

Forever and for only a moment

[@fwombo2043]

"i've got nothing to lose other than this gun i stole before i died" - Grover

[@Etx-z9]

How it feels to wait for a Windows update to finish.

[@aaronreeve1414]

The worst punishment God can inflict is allowing a sinner to experience the universe through His eyes.

[@davidcaldwell5420]

Holy crap. . . I've never thought of the punishment for sins like this. That is so raw & disturbing. Being conscious, yet having no stimulus to engage your conscious mind with, that is whole other level of existential hell.

[@phoenixrq9139]

The remaster we weren't expecting but wanted subconsciously, 10/10

[@schwinkle716]

It's funny how people can write the hardest shit while making shitposts.

[@PeterDivine]

Grover you dropped like 20 tabs of acid and then walked into the smithsonian's IMAX theater while it was playing a documentary on the history of the solar system's planets Staff's going to be cleaning up the vomit for a week

[@spencerricketts8025]

How does your comment not have more likes?

[@beaststormtheawesome2143]

"Grover remembered he had his Glock, but found that he had only one bullet. One for him or one for God, or try to get both of them in one shot. He contemplated for a long while, and after an eternity of what seemed to be heat deaths, he put his finger on the trigger, aimed his gun, and a big bang was heard all throughout the universe. Grover woke up next to god's dead body, with an ethereal glow all around him. His original quest may have been completed, but he become the being he swore to destroy. That, was not part of the plan, and this painful, never-ending existence, was God's ultimate punishment".

[@JoyOfCreativeService]

This is the most fitting place I've ever heard the Portal soundtrack

[@itsdokko2990]

this kind of stories gives me the strongest sense of existential dread, and i f*cking love it

[@teleportedbreadfor3days]

Grover sought to kill God. Instead, God gave Grover a lesson: His mad quest was, in absolute actuality, at best, an insignificant micro-fragment of a thing. Not even a spec of its own, or a piece of something else. Life, death, rebirth… the eternity of space, the universe, this whole world… was glorious. This was Grover’s punishment. A lesson in significance. A lesson, before a singular, once-unwavering mortal heart.

[@samfowler2073]

I know what he means, I once had to queue for ice cream.

[@stinkywhizzleteats3673]

When you're on your seventh "damn, that's crazy" but bro keeps yapping

[@adnankhalid8457]

The long awaited part 2 has finally come

[@eugeniaamariei8626]

I think that came out a while ago.

[@cyberninjazero5659]

This was in part 1, he's just revoicing it

[@burialgoods]

A part 2 might come at some point

[@turtle926]

​@@burialgoods it's all the same from Grover's point of view

[@Anonymous_Badger]

Oh Grover, arrogant as ever, to think you, a mortal, could have challenged that of divinity.

[@FleshWizard69420]

In essence, he has become a god, seeing the universe through a god's eyes

[@harlowviv2968]

Pros of immortality: "I'm fuckin invincible." Cons of immortality:this video 😂

[@SniperOnSunday]

How does Burialgoods manage to perfectly straddle the line between memes and existentialism?

[@THExRISER]

"Portal". I'm guessing Grover is experiencing The Jaunt?

[@dreadlaser6037]

Longer than you think

[@THExRISER]

@@dreadlaser6037 Longer than you think, dad.

[@BasiliskX]

​@@THExRISER Longer than you think daddy

[@vbgvbg1133]

@@THExRISER its eternity in there

[@HarvestMoonHowl]

If you could put into words what Dave experienced at the end of 2001: A Space Odyssey, this would be it. It has finally been done. Grover experienced it for himself and wrote it down before his consciousness and memories were surrendered to the grasp of eternity.

[@kasjuszsumisawski1146]

But the entities taking care of Bowman kinda wanted to give him cereals, except somehow they failed at recreating them and even the water was of the purified sort. I still remember that one from back when I was 15 and read four books from the saga, one after another... We're talking about the ending of the very first book. The one that was considered a canon predecessor to each new book in the saga, except that clarke came up with the idea, that each new book was happening in an alternative universe with a different timeline and a slightly changed ending mentioned in every new piece in relation to the previous one. This detail I had mentioned about Bowman's treatment, which he had received within his newly found surroundings, the observations he had explicated, concerning the things he had been provided with, by a "something"... Without creating a "mandela effect" between books Clarke would be forced to imply incompetence or some other trickery that was supposed to fail on purpose and be recognized by David Bowman. Clarke would have to imply that the incompetence is of the "something", which Bowman has become a part of in his future book... And even, that the incompetence was of something that could be way more, than just a powerful entity, and could rather be considered... something that an aging writer could be turning towards in his private life, subconsciously, as a mortal man.

[@brianbrady9187]

In the original video we have that part where Grover is inexplicably falling down the stairs till the end of time after he had obtained divinity. My theory is that throwing Kermit down the steps the two were merged. Grover is punished for his sins but rewarded for his boundless will to kill God and over come any obstacles. The only way God and Grover can see eye to eye is to merge into a single being.

[@CognitiveHelper]

Holy shit that last line was incredible

[@grouchy88]

i can die a happy man now i've gotten to experience this piece of art. thank you

[@AbadonXXX]

To this day god looked at grover and said “you will make a fine slinky.”

[@kittentacticalwarfare1140]

That last sentence is quite haunting: The end of the universe imploding in heat, is just the bigbang that created it. No multiplicity, nor variants, just endless futile repetition.

[@tycsoup]

Grover’s mad quest to kill god…

[@cra8zykidg]

You still there Grover? Just lock in

[@ShaytanDharm]

This is the type of shit I saw in Rick and Morty when Jessica went through a portal

[@Efbeeiii]

FUCK OFF IM A TIME GOD

[@yerlocaljacc8461]

the ending.. "he could not tell the difference" it sounded so.. sad, so sympathetic and understanding even, almost like grover was talking about himself in the third person or the person who was telling his story understood his pain

[@hewhoposts1021]

The one salad in the back of the fridge

[@Hiruban]

I've seen through your tricks, disembodied voice ! You can bury the goods all you want, but I know this is the ending part of the other video from 3 months ago just with weird portal music. *_It's Gr-over for you, burialgoods !_*

[@TheBoxGhost_tm]

Yeah, the last 2 hours of work on a Friday afternoon do that to a man.

[@borger1723]

I missed these, glad your still doing em

[@ThunderStrikerHeliand]

"He saw the birth of the universe, and he saw the heat death. He could not tell the difference" why does this have to go so hard

[@BigBrotherMateyka]

Am I the only one who recognized "Journey to the Beginning of Time" in the background?

[@burialgoods]

Surprised anyone did, keen eye

[@alexk9416]

Holy shit, Self Esteem Fund is the perfect song for this, you've a talent for audio.

[@Rekker1]

Hebsaw the birth of the universe and he saw the heat death. And he could not tell the difference. One of the hardest lines ive ever heard.

[@justaperson291]

"Summer Is Boring, School Is Better." Mfs When I Put Them In A Never Ending Eternity. (Now They're Starting To Realise What School ACTUALLY Feels Like)

[@falconbaker8553]

This hit me really hard in the original video, like just how long eternity is, it’s infinite, and so the difference between a second and a million years is literally no difference, because it will keep on going forever and never end

[@malenaisme]

Most anticipated sequel since Endgame

[@gagankishore9907]

How it feels to be on the toilet taking a shit without your phone.

[@aldgate]

I am convinced this is how people who play (insert job or basic chore) simulators think about life.

[@figo3554]

That was weirdly peaceful to listen to

[@Man_of_Carcosa]

Him the Almighty Power Hurled headlong flaming from the ethereal sky, With hideous ruin and combustion, down To bottomless perdition ; there to dwell In adamantine chains and penal fire, Who durst defy the Omnipotent to arms.

[@Bananappleboy]

Dies irae, dies illa Solvet saeclum in favilla Teste David cum Sibylla Quantus tremor est futurus Quando iudex est venturus Cuncta stricte discussurus! Tuba mirum spargens sonum Per sepulcra regionum Coget omnes ante thronum

[@durere]

In the first half, I thought this was about a dog who's owner took a quick trip to the store.

[@nedflanders9352]

One must imagine Grover happy

[@_RUSH_]

Victorian writers would love this

[@nevaehbernard4717]

Got inspired to write and just wanted to throw out a couple more lines He saw the birth of the universe, and he saw the heat death. And he could not tell the difference Every sensation that could be experienced had already ripped through his flesh, every possible combination of the most divine pleasure or pain. He was beyond what you could know as tired, he wasn't a solid form anymore. He was in everything that had ever and will ever exist. To break man's soul is torture, to take a man's soul and force it to be something it's not is beyond that.

[@petmop1309]

How it feels to chew 5 gum:

[@theonlywestfree]

I'm probably responsible for 10% of this videos views the amount of replays I've got. Im horrified, im fascinated, im awestruck, and I'm humbled.

[@glue_K._riChstain]

The sequel we never wanted, but the sequel we feared

[@willhawkins-dt7um]

Why are bertstrips makers so poetic?

[@noog6756]

I forgot i was watching the video that was an experience man

[@ianfinrir8724]

You have the coolest voice.

[@Dalton_Boardman2000]

You used the Portal music wisely.

[@benjaminoechsli1941]

The... post(?) this is from was my introduction to this channel, and it remains the peak of the content on it. Not for the delivery (that's always incredible), but for the raw emotions- and lack thereof- on display.

[@luxinvictus9018]

I know it's a joke but reminds of me of something Ram Dass said about being on the presence of enlightened figures, like his guru Ramana Maharshi. "With him, a moment expanded into infinity, and you could not tell the passage of time. He lived in eternity"

[@Laikafan02]

Ngl is it weird that I think having all your memories melded into one moment would look beautiful? Like mentally?

[@mozdy7457]

Grover becomes Dr. Manhattan

[@Bruva_Ayamhyt]

If there's no time, and he's still thinking like a mortal, he always will be 😢

[@robertr.7995]

The genuine truth of reality that we all try to run from by filling our lives with arbitrary goals and fruitless endeavors. Whether we do so or not is relevant, as it all will come unraveled. When that happens, you too shall not know the difference, either.

[@mr_casualuser]

"Show me GOD!" - Grover, year ????????

[@mostawesomeflyer6164]

I’m a misotheist calvinist and I love this stuff! Please consider making something about God predestining people to the lake of fire for His own glorification (u can take inspiration from the “sinners in the hands of an Angry God” sermon, and calvinist interpretation of Romans 9:6-25). It basically boils down to most of humanity being created for the purpose of being destroyed, rejected and tortured forever, all to satisfy the Creator’s desire for glory and showing His power. It’s like absolute cosmic horror hidden in seemingly mundane theology, “It’s a fearful thing to fall into the hands of the Living God”.

[@DylTheRetroDemon]

Good stuff.

[@HappyLittleBoozer]

Sounds like a high dose of ketamine.

[@newtsears423]

How Ted felt at the end of I Have No Mouth

[@ob3ythee.t.128]

"Life and death, Light and Darkness had coalesced, marking the end of grovers endeavor and its beginning ; forever"

[@STORMX97]

Waiting for that one kid to finish the test:

[@chrisramirez9197]

To be omnipotent, you have to be everything Yog sothoth The infinite fractal form of myself is mind melting. This form changes the background and everybody's perception

[@michaelturk7237]

DMV moment (an Ouroboros eternity, untruncated)

[@fetusdeletus9266]

Hell yes more horrors of the infinite

[@vrtex17]

Yeah, me too Grover. Me too.

[@4NSW3RM3]

Are you open for commissions? I showed my tabletop group your rendition of "Grover's Mad Quest to Kill God" (first of your video's that I found), told them it was related to the deeper secrets of the campaign (if definitely wasn't, just wanted them to run in circles), and they're still haunted by it. I think they would cower in fear if I had your voice for a monologue for an otherworldy being

[@burialgoods]

I don't do commissions, no. Thank you for your kind words though.

[@thislink1519]

Memory can be really fucked up for an immortal

[@beng2307]

I don't think Grover quite understands the ramifications of his actions, not in ignorance but his hellbent quest to see it through 😅

[@Stoic_Zoomer]

"You act like mortals in all that you fear, and like immortals in all that you desire" - Seneca the younger

[@necroinsanity2639]

Wake up babe, grover is being punished by God

[@user-gp2xw1pl9o]

Good.

[@billiboi122]

If this aint me on a friday

[@kaj7135]

You should repost this on August 12th, 2036.

[@MrQuantumInc]

Grover cannot tell the differences between the end and the beginning of the universe, but the real question is whether that is because of Grover's disorientation, or because they are fundamentally similar events?

[@Efbeeiii]

Yes

[@gavinlinville8995]

That is hell you cannot tell me otherwise

[@beaststormtheawesome2143]

So god wasn't the frog he pushed down the stairs?

[@thomaskovacs5094]

Did my boy just walk thru the portal and get stuck right there? Tough

[@oddmustelid4339]

I remember seeing this post some time ago.

[@khallok8689]

Ah yes Grover’s mad question to kill god

[@FleshWizard69420]

Blud stayed awake during the Jaunt 💀

[@dr.markus-level3researcher]

Is this the jaunt from Stephen King

[@Iron_Wyvern]

read some stuff from Ernst Jünger's "On Pain".

[@thedude3065]

this looks like a job for Super Grover

[@intergalacticspacewizard1966]

Grover gets jaunted

[@DrBright5558]

Into the infinite universe you go Grover!

[@Mrcrazy77]

poor guy :(

[@GoogleBlocs]

I’m going need to stop watching this things before I begin to question my own role in the grand cosmic expansion of the sadistic comedy act that’s called life.

[@MrMario4president]

"The Jaunt" vibes

[@XIIchiron78]

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