grown man stabs children in bedwars while talking about soap

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[@darkwolf5876]

“Grown man stabs children in bed wars” Me: classic Technoblade “while talking about soap” Me: *classy Technoblade*

[@starslayer5493]

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[@starslayer5493]

8888

[@darkwolf5876]

starslaye549 did you have a stroke?

[@spookbag24]

starslaye549 r/ihadastroke

[@imtoolazytomakeapfplmao1053]

WitherSKULL_99 ah damn it I was going to reply that lmao

[@courtneypowell7116]

Imagine walking past a dorm and you hear a dude inside talking to himself about soap boxes

[@shirioyuri_chan5869]

I would sit there and listen XD

[@jacobwilson7754]

Imagine living nextdoor to a guy who routinely mutters about child murder and orphans in between bizarrely relatable stories about college life.

[@Ryan-zy5dv]

666 likes, making it 667 >:)

[@yargary3089]

I making it 669 likes

[@celesital5311]

POV

[@GodKoalaa]

imagine calling someone a tryhard to find out they were more focused on talking about lasagna and soap-boxes.

[@dfrlogo8464]

Wdym lasania is the best ultrasonic ultimate strategy plus extra points for soap which makes you immortal try hard killer of sweats

[@eragon8133]

@@dfrlogo8464 you tried.....

[@dfrlogo8464]

@@eragon8133 i added extra spelling mistakes but it didn't work good try tho

[@eragon8133]

@@dfrlogo8464 I know I know, I once happened to make so much effort for a comment only to get replied with "I don't want to ruin your 69 likes" Ahh, the pain overflows in my hart

[@teamojesus375]

Hi

[@MrCreed5058]

Roses are red I've lost all hope Grown man stabs children in bedwars while talking about soap

[@quadsforlife2933]

Beautiful poem

[@Weeping_Will0w]

wise words. hits hard 😢😢😞👹😭🙏

[@MrCreed5058]

I forgot this comment existed 😭😭😭

[@PinkYelloMonkey]

Roses are red These children are dying I'm watching this while eating bread and crying

[@抹茶可可-h9j]

best poem ever existed in mankind

[@eleanorshifley2976]

The fact that he can’t ever finish his stories but still gets his point across is pure gold

[@kittymeowmeow8568]

Yes pure gold

[@sam.w8477]

It's more pure soap

[@eleanorshifley2976]

@@sam.w8477 agreed, agreed

[@jameleddinelassoued7228]

It's called adhd

[@eleanorshifley2976]

I don’t even remember writing this

[@Sabrina-li]

This guy is not complaining about how hard the work in college is, he's just complaining it's too hard to open emails.

[@Morning_Dewdrop]

I am pure evil. I ruined the 69 likes.

[@wolfiegames1572]

@@Morning_Dewdrop BOOOOO

[@songsoep2396]

I ruined the 555 likes

[@azurearchaic]

now its 569

[@randodudevr1115]

@@Morning_Dewdrop iwzjsoxbskqpcbqk0scb0jqsxbpjazqjpsqxjqoschisxjeidnqpkefnqek0fneq0kfhq0eifhq0irfbkqfbk0qebd0j3b1dj0ebdpjbqecjphqck0bqcsi0bu0g^>-0+^-[&[&[0^*:9

Normal human: playing bedwars with commentary! Techno blade: stabbing children while talking about soap

[@AgentForeverSus]

dont forget lasagna

[@noregrets8922]

He is no human... He is a BLOOD GOD

[@qw3r_t]

"so i bought some lasagna, the problem is i then proceeded to eat the lasagna later, and now i dont have any lasagna" this is truly one of the quotes of all time

[@redpanda661]

2018 - "You don't have to go outside obtain snacks." 2020 - You can't go outside to obtain snacks.

[@CastafioreOnYoutube]

That bit aged. Not like wine or milk, it just *aged.*

[@roborex6]

What he predicted came to pass

[@cadencewas3301]

This is the best thing I read in quarantine so far thank you

[@Rivmo]

true

[@generichomosapien4666]

Technically you can

[@acemusic_va]

dude I got so confused when he talked about lasagna I wasn’t ready

[@blorgus4864]

he started the lasagna conversation so quickly. It caught me off guard.

[@rere8264]

._.xd

[@ludmillassandopoundEr]

Aurora C.M. YT ipI felt good about it :3

[@Sheepherder19]

Aurora C.M. YT it was scary

[@retroace6717]

I was expecting soap, not lasagna

[@KaiTheMemeKing]

One of the reasons I fell in love with Techno's videos instantly is the chaotic rambling in his stories. They seem so calm and collected, yet so distracted at the same time. He tells amazing stories

[@Ashfer2]

Adhd, deep voice, combined with an English major who is actually good at telling stories. Perfect combo.

[@WEW2SAB]

Yes. He does. I love it.

[@danielxiang3691]

I mean, he was an English major

[@spiridosi]

Ah, yes. An English major with ADHD

[@hermes112]

Yeah, he also keeps the flow good with his cuts in editing

[@JGT-yd2wx]

The fact that we are honoring a man who's entire brand was "child murder who dropped out of college to play Minecraft" R.I.P dude

[@toast6375]

He’s off to get some double kills, not enough orphans here.

[@buhbenry]

the reason i love techno is how he’s known as this pvp god who installs fear in the mcyt community, but then you go onto his channel and he’s getting into a year long war with a stranger about in-game potatoes and dominating bedwars while babbling on about lasagna and soapboxes and how much he hates college emails

[@starsybil3630]

He didn't do it with a steering wheel, noob

[@buhbenry]

@@starsybil3630 im sorry what

[@starsybil3630]

@@buhbenry he beated hardcore minecraft with a steering wheel

[@eboat5641]

@@starsybil3630 FACTS

[@eboat5641]

@@starsybil3630 TECHNOBLADE TRASH

[@tubi2442]

Techno: gets scared* Techno: aahh Techno: contiunes his stories*

[@agitated_cat]

"That terrified me!!" "...they need a way to _contact_ me, so..."

[@TheDeathSquad4]

Lol true

[@godofchaos6610]

H u h

[@theredmex1271]

Oh no Anyways

[@eskaywai]

@MusicByCameron omg he said that right as i read this lol

[@okta25]

he literaly talked about soap and lasagna the whole video and for some reason it was really interesting

[@sunaynashah620]

Don't forget college emails. He talked about those too.

[@trixiebewitched]

@@sunaynashah620 in a monotone voice at that

[@uno9915]

@@sunaynashah620 literally nobody fvcking cares that you got fake internet points, people who say this are so annoying

[@sunaynashah620]

There, happy?

[@uno9915]

@@sunaynashah620 it's because its irrelevant, they're just likes, they dont hold any meaning, especially on youtube comments. It just ruins the comments purpose and makes you look like your sole purpose for making it was for likes

[@bdm4049]

This was the first video of Techno's I ever watched, I immediately loved him and everything he every rambled or acted, rest in peace Techno, happy birthday.

[@chloesturm4983]

Techno: “It’s 2018-“ Me: *i wish*

[@23prodz42]

True

[@SeemaRani-hq3lm]

It's 2021 now

[@mixtysix8541]

@@SeemaRani-hq3lm we still desperately wish

[@miguel900proyes8]

I wish it was 2016

[@rubickz4026]

@@miguel900proyes8 2016 was great

[@ollie1940]

You know... we never got an update on the women’s Lacrosse team, i really hope he did actually show up

[@jessicaxi4000]

lmao

[@landonpeckham7752]

lmao

[@mikehunt3060]

*I

[@jokeer722]

@@mikehunt3060 ... bruh, we're watching someone talk about lasagna and soap, things like this don't matter that much...

[@astroneural]

@@jokeer722 His profile picture clearly states he’s a grammar nazi, it’s not his fault... *it’s his duty*

[@crunchymango6856]

"I then proceeded to eat the lasagna, and now I dont have any lasagna"

[@mikehunt3060]

*don't

[@med5898]

@@mikehunt3060 i saw you on another comment, you really are the spelling police aren’t you?

[@TimDaOne]

@@med5898 Just let the kid be happy that it knows anything. The Guy is probably like 9 and learned that 3 weeks ago. Just smile and wave boys

[@shabanramzan5179]

@@med5898 its their job look at their profile picture (they are a grammar nazi)

[@med5898]

@@shabanramzan5179 oof

[@SeanTheMemeOffical]

Talking about some random things while playing minecraft and still made it funny....god i miss him

[@halanjacob8702]

True Legend

[@nickwang5237]

Please teach me how to type that emote

[@miloie]

i miss him so much too. every day.

[@oblivion1398]

​@@nickwang5237 Need channel membership

[@Mr-Beanz]

We all do buddy

[@kamele9281]

“...and now I’m throwing the second basket into the void. *I HATE baskets* ”

[@frogsecretaryofswamp452]

"Give me my soap box"

[@-mouse]

man wants the soap box, gIVE HIM THE SOAP BOX

[@pokemettilp8872]

"I HATE baskets" is the correct quote

[@Jerrowashere]

Same

[@guardsmanlars6797]

I dont like sand

[@wholesome_cacti8150]

techno: "so i needed some lasagna, but the problem is.." techno's screen: *proceeds to murder all who stand in his path*

[@alexis8655]

Just imagine crossinh the street and the dude proceeds to kill you while talking about soap

[@hplemon23]

For the lasagna!

[@gughghfyfyfhhghrtdyg]

Bruh loll

[@hitmanop5678]

Ts?

[@snicker2556]

@@alexis8655 and in a monotone voice

[@maccwillsmacc]

First search result when you type in “pig stabs orphans”

[@terri4994]

wtf actually true

[@jingzhang7674]

Bruh

[@lilbluridinghood6296]

😅

[@ff-rk8574]

Lmao it’s fr

[@marcomeme6232]

Do you guys not know how the search bar works?

[@M.C.2]

Correction: No ADHDer should have this much power

[@return3116]

Can we just appreciate how good this guy is at telling stories. Hes literally mastered it.

[@huaen8880]

The english major powers are real...

[@tadd5936]

he was an english major so

[@CopperCadwyn]

ACTUALLY ITS HE'S NOT HES

[@CopperCadwyn]

Thats a joke

[@F-Dog2842]

I mean a lot of people after talking about something else, ie the game, and can return to what he's talking about perfectly.

[@shelbyteague7928]

2018: Technoblade living in fear of the consequences of realizing snacks can be ordered online 2020: The entire minecraft community living in fear of Technoblade Oh how the times have changed..

[@yeetthechild3148]

oh how the turntables

[@theuniversedeer5096]

He sometimes talk about the game while stabbing kid and the rest is talking about random thing

[@jeffreylastname6863]

2021: Technoblade destroys L'manburg

[@joshuagaming8412]

Lol

[@shaguftanadeem8084]

It's not the entire community it's one role play server

[@neontv2843]

Technoblade is probably the only KZbinr that can clickbait without any lies

[@Mistxi]

Then that’s not clickbait

[@whatcolourisurBugatti]

Therfore its... Clicktruth

[@pjatm_]

Then it’s not clickbait... It’s just a regular random video...

[@festethephule7553]

Him and Daily Dose of Internet.

[@decone4839]

Adventures of Video Games AVG u do realize what “bait” means right. It doesn’t mean a “lie”

[@i_love__miraculous]

Even Dead Techno Still Finds A Way Onto My Recommended. Rest In Peace King, We Miss You

[@flarzh7896]

u're false technoblade never dies!

[@enscry]

you see, techno is one of the only youtubers that puts what they're ACTUALLY doing in the video title. what an acomplishment

[@RichardCide5090]

100th like

[@RichardCide5090]

@@bossbulldog1134 Money can't buy happiness, but it can lead to happiness *Being Honest*

[@RichardCide5090]

@@bossbulldog1134 dude, I never said that being poor can't make you happy, now did I? Im just saying that money can help deal with issues

[@casketbutter]

now I want lasagna flavoured soap

[@kingston9356]

@@bossbulldog1134 Isn't having only "0 money" poor? Having "0 money" is like impossible unless done intentionally so I don't think you are using proper words. Also, money does make most people happy. If everyone just received legit 10 million dollars, I can bet that at mininum 80% would be extremely happy (including poor people). Money literally changes your life. All those quotes about "Money don't buy happiness", "Money is not important blah blah blah" are not always true. Hence, even if you have "0 money" (for some stupid reason), you still can be happy. However, once you get money, most people would be very happy. Work is different though. You say work makes you happy as if it is definite. What about slaves? Are they happy?

[@birdo_is_here]

hearing this guy talk about anything in a monotone voice while absolutely dominating a digital video game is the reason i breathe edit: I retract my statement

[@bananalifestyle9641]

highlight of my day

[@blub_1]

Birdo SIMPPPPPPPPPPPPPP but honestly same her so I guess I’m a simp to TwT

[@xcirnclan1332]

Yes

[@koij.]

"digital Video game" is there other types?

[@hatdawg3698]

Your comment reminded me to drink water and I don't know why

[@funkagames7518]

"He needs a way to contact AAAAHHH" "that scared me" "Anyway" *Resumes with story still using the same emotionless voice*

[@cloud-te9xh]

it has "oh no! anyways..." vibes

[@Jamesbondthe1st]

@@cloud-te9xh oh no my family died anyways ima go get the rest of the orphanages

[@lafabl6503]

He is so monotoned

[@jaidonkakaris4593]

Time stamp?

[@thegamingfungus9347]

@@jaidonkakaris4593 1:40

[@denvercustodio7286]

Technoblade 3 years ago: Die nerd 5 days ago: So long nerds Goodbye Technoblade, we will miss you but you'll never be forgotten, "Technoblade never dies"

[@thesaroscycle_archive]

0:38 “You don’t need to go outside” I see you were ahead of your time

[@marcomeme6232]

Nice another copy and pasted quarantine joke.

[@thesaroscycle_archive]

Marco Meme I didnt copy and paste it. I will admit it is kind of cliche

[@ThrowawaytheRatman]

@@marcomeme6232 *sniff sniff* do I smell...... Unnecessary negativity?

[@marcomeme6232]

@@bubblegumraymond I'm not?

[@marcomeme6232]

@@bubblegumraymond nope

[@kc-vp8so]

"So, I ordered them on Amazon. You don't have to go outside to obtain snacks." Mans predicted the future.

[@mikehunt3060]

*Men/Man's

[@Konkov]

He didn’t predict it it was already there

[@kc-vp8so]

@@Konkov bruh wut this video was in 2018💀 im talking about the pandemic.

[@pipevinethehybrid7049]

yes

[@alistairisdummythick1024]

Mike Hunt woahhh good Job 😐

[@RevengeRaptorREAL]

As someone with ADHD I can just *smell* this man's rambling ADHD energy and I practically speak his language already.

[@psun256]

@Ayaan K same

[@jessiegreenstone9641]

Haha yep :)

[@TastySmarties]

Yeee

[@lilyhart3204]

adhd gang

[@topmalk]

eyyyy

[@HyperSpace588]

This is the most Technoblade title I can ever think of.

[@thenarrator6363]

Imagine how these guys felt, just fighting this absolute *GOD* of a player just decimating an entire sever then realising he’s just been devoting majority of his focus to talking bout soap. edit: Foo will be missed, may the pantheons cower in fear at your chaotic eternal power. Rest in peace you glorious child stabber.

[@justafurrywithinternet317]

foo

[@Yeetboi-lf7yz]

Foo

[@justsomeguywithfacialhair4987]

Foo

[@leislanyhernandez4803]

Foo

[@cilisarite3967]

foo

[@CheesyHfj]

11 minutes explained in 1 sentence: Amazon is too OP, TB hates emails and college is chill cus he got his soap box back

[@xrn769]

Cheesy Hfj you forgot the part when he stabs children

[@scf1061]

Yea

[@paper2222]

HE THREW 8 EMERALDS

[@eliotmoon5321]

You also forgot the fact he talks about lasagna for 1-2 minutes

[@darrest9808]

you forgot the part when he joins the women’s lacrosse team

[@lasamisalagne7377]

Imagine technoblade joins your women's lacrosse team

[@fakegrant]

Emo Face More like SOAP

[@horatio1316]

You know, I bet 14-year-old techno could actually join the team

[@garrettledford1147]

Peak performance

[@indigoblues8454]

literal dream come true but I wouldn't know it's him ;-;

[@NopeNoUsernameHere]

Takahashi Katsumi you can tell by his hot elbows

[@ladyalicent705]

I can’t believe this man is gone. He was more than just a pvp god, his ability to make talking about college emails and fricking soap boxes so hilariously funny was mind blowingly impressive! This video was absolutely top tier! Rest in peace Technoblade! Technoblade never dies!

[@BR0FL0V5K1]

He isn't gone, he just spawned in a better place.

[@zmoofi]

this was my favourite video back in 2018 - 2019, rest in peace technoblade, thank you for the joy that you brought to so many people

[@jamiemichon3961]

Rip

[@mikecheekerhia]

Rip

[@n6ga]

You may rest king you've done enough

[@metactal]

ya

[@hutong3475]

Yeah

[@jokermain6665]

2018 Technoblade : “well there aren’t any roving gangs of teenagers just throwing rocks at orphans” 2020 Technoblade : Orphan Obliterator

[@epicdud5905]

*teenagers*

[@jokermain6665]

Well they can grow up

[@ryugagod7140]

I ruined ur 69 likes, but we can get this to 6.9k likes

[@kurgerbing9491]

@@ryugagod7140 ayup

[@ryugagod7140]

@@kurgerbing9491 hi there

[@gamertwins5302]

Techno blade could kill someone in front of a million people and he would be like “Don’t worry guys it’s all part of the master plan, don’t ask questions”

[@coolguy1341]

Everyone: bruh moment

[@gamertwins5302]

@Brennan Chwaszczewski lmao

[@somewhatnormal6096]

Um I have a question

[@koilake9835]

And everyone would accept that.

[@sickcicada6693]

And we wouldn't ask questions

[@maarc_]

Seeing this now after his passing is just messing with my mind. I still can't believe Alex is not there anymore... Rest in Peace Potato King 🐷👑

[@puppeteer3964]

"you put all your eggs in a basket, and i threw that basket into the void, thats what happened" me: ah ok "and now im throwing the second basket into the void. I HATE BASKETS give me the soap box" me:*dies of laughter

[@isabelleperez6347]

9:10 😆

[@pilphantom]

I JUST REALIZED HE DOES THIS CUTE LITTLE “ARRRP” WHEN HE TRIES NOT TO DIE AND KNOCK PEOPLE OFF

[@blitzmania3404]

Ok but have you seen his elbows

[@mcmonkey26]

Ok but have you seen him mining in mc vr

[@sugard8099]

Ok but have you seen his cooking skills?

[@sakireverse5622]

Ok but have you heard him laugh

[@bananamango2624]

i think it’s more of a ‘nehhhh’

[@sandwich__671]

Finally he uses a proper title for his famous orphan traumatizing.

[@AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEIOU]

Lasagna

[@noah_kujo5451]

I drop kicked that child in self defence you gotta believe me- techno

[@AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEIOU]

Oh god I can just imagine that orphan getting drop kicked by techno like an akido master

[@GOD_ALGO]

I was the 300th like on this commentary

[@james8616]

This is two years old lol

[@DashaEaglestar]

“No one man should have this much power.” Well, except this man. TechnoBlade was.. Is an amazing person. He is the first pig to fly. So now, if your parents or friend says they’ll do something when pigs fly.. Tell them TechnoBlade flies. They can’t beat that.

[@XD-bm6nz]

Ok but this he has the most relaxing voice ever

[@woofyu9278]

Ever heard of Boffy?

[@XD-bm6nz]

@@woofyu9278 no but thank you for showing me him

[@woofyu9278]

@@XD-bm6nz I’ve watched him for years and he’s so funny dude

[@aves02]

@@woofyu9278 a living legend fr

[@D4rknd]

@@woofyu9278 yes exactly

[@xeiumi]

Imagine seeing this without context, having no idea who technoblade is or seeing the title, description, comments, or the Minecraft gameplay.

[@benji2495]

I'd genuinely think it's a voice over until he reacts and paused, then I instantly sub

[@fuckcontinentals]

@@benji2495 U can't see the ganeplay u woumd just hear someone go like: please dieeeee thank you

[@Wi11owCreek]

This was the first Techno video I ever watched, with no context of his personality. Immediate sub

[@Fudgepoo1]

I did that the first time, except I saw him shred other people in a block game in another video

[@darkphoenix920xx3]

I was gonna say this aged well

[@billywaffles5678]

snacks you can order on amazon: **exists* technoblade: you fool, do you even *BEGIN* to comprehend my *_unlimited_* power?

[@Account-qu4pl]

first... it's been 4 months

[@worldrecordcherrylicker8228]

@@Account-qu4pl first nobody cares

[@Account-qu4pl]

@@worldrecordcherrylicker8228 It is just surprising because no one responded until months later

[@worldrecordcherrylicker8228]

@@Account-qu4pl technoblades power to buy snacks are coming for you

[@Account-qu4pl]

@@worldrecordcherrylicker8228 oh please no

[@daniellaadams-f4y]

re watching technos videos makes me even more sad that he is gone and its been about 2 years we all are going through this together

[@willwheatly6665]

its been 1 year not 2

[@FostyFR]

* enters girls' locker room * Technoblade: I've been invited here

[@MADMEKWURRWAZZA]

Yes

[@hypetrail]

No

[@rere8264]

Yes

[@hellohi5602]

Yes

[@taureon_]

@@hypetrail you have a very... let's say 'naughty if you look at it from too far' profile picture

[@mintiefresh7074]

My brain: wtf is this title?! My soul: click this.

[@ssharkyplayss2228]

if you remove the 'in bedwars' it makes it so much better

[@eshaanjena-das7788]

@@ssharkyplayss2228 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ssharkyplayss2228]

@@eshaanjena-das7788 it sounds like the perfect news headline

[@eshaanjena-das7788]

@@ssharkyplayss2228 ikr lol

[@ssharkyplayss2228]

@@eshaanjena-das7788 breaking news: a man has been spotted running down the street with a knife, stabbing a couple of children, all while talking about soap

[@celestiaaaa962]

People be really raging when they get killed by Techno, Meanwhile he's just talking about how college students can't survive without lasagna

[@ass69jussy92]

i will wait as long as it take for the" haha nerd i'm back"....

[@damri_notfound]

still... waiting... _sobs_

[@RealNotGoldArc]

Still waiting 😭

[@judeofarrell5611]

Me : in 2021 Techno: It’s 2018 Me: ahhh the good ol’ days

[@hannahsaeger1972]

Those were the good days

[@Icyings]

@@hannahsaeger1972 yep

[@ngislaboratories997]

Same,the days where people could hug,the place where could hang out,the place where people where not constantly dying. I really miss those days of pure happiness.

[@Wulk]

O my God finally KZbin is back and recommending good things

[@idontknow8716]

YESS

[@ThatGxp]

What is his texture pack???

[@K3ycap12]

You're a man of culture

[@joshuapere997]

Pls guys don't say Omg 😔

[@whoathatcombo5393]

Ikr

[@missmaeve_]

I just woke up and can’t believe this isn’t a joke. Rest in Peace Technoblade, hope you’re causing massive chaos in heaven.

[@bluehats1]

Dude, I guarantee he just gave some dead orphans wedgies and challenged God to a duel when the winner gets the keys to the gates and he probably *won*

[@missmaeve_]

@@bluehats1 Hell yeah he would

[@curbstompzombiekillerz]

same its so hard to belive its real denial is so shit

[@mfsgyt]

I dropped kicked a orphan into self defence lmao

[@BOFRDASLEEPER]

@@bluehats1 he probably reqruit some goons

[@UpstartManx]

This is your first vid I watched back in the good ol days before minecraft monday got all the eyes on you, R.I.P man you will be missed

[@p.t.sanchez2052]

This was the first techno vid I ever watched and coming back now after all this time I now realize that it perfectly captures all of his energy and summarizes him completely

[@joshlowe2527]

Dr strange "Ive seen 14,000605 different realitys" Techno "Which one does me ordering snacks on amazon work out good?" Dr Strange "1"

[@ryanjung4416]

-1

[@kartoffelschloss6425]

Follow up question: Are we in that one?

[@kingchicken8232]

“No we are not, you will regret this”

[@lightsnipy842]

Josh Lowe its more like they are fighting Thanos but Thanos is actually technoblade

[@kingchicken8232]

696 likes BTW

[@carolinekal9059]

Techno blade is me as a guy, “I don’t have friends but everyone is chill”

[@TastySmarties]

I'm complete opposite, I have friends but nobody else is chill

[@pearlyp9898]

Same

[@ffnsjnodjvtiornoieehfbtrg]

“The thing that may get me killed” is cancer. :( R.I.P Alex

[@timelesssights340]

Imagine this was proximity chat and while walking by you hear this guy talking about lasagna and soap edit: well nevermind

[@emilyyau5576]

Soooo underrated

[@cabtheduck4961]

@@wabba1960 ah yes, still underrated though

[@passive_catalyst6793]

Me: "Wait that sounds like Technobl--" *BED DESTROYED* *FINAL KILLED*

[@wiggletonthewise2141]

Welcome to bedwars

[@carrotman5126]

huh ur post has 696 likes HMMMMMMMM

[@mushroomvillage5143]

person viciously attacks him: techno: “ *oh he just wants to play :)* “

[@darkreunion1267]

Your profile picture is just the definition of my life

[@danime1047]

Honestly techno is the best Minecraft game beast / KZbin story teller ever

[@shade5437]

I agree

[@RouenDelano]

Yes

[@forcethehorse7776]

AcTUaLlY DrEAm iS bETteR

[@smegma-ih5ds]

techno's the best

[@varrian9703]

I think dream and his are both the best players but he is a great storyteller

[@deanne-p1r]

Im still getting recommended techno after he died? Thanks KZbin

[@tempestindustries9446]

rewatching this a few hours after knowing about his death, and it hurts... I'm gonna miss watching this awesome guy. Rest in Piece Technoblade

[@superdrifter5005]

Same

[@hanaeve__]

RIP 🤍

[@Sol4rOnYt]

Yeah, rest easy king

[@mucicafrajer]

Agreed, but peace, not piece

[@Muddydot]

rest in piece? what do you think his limbs are gonna start falling off

[@jr7367]

1990: I bet we'll have hoverboards and lazers and flying cars in the futere 2018: lets play pixilated games virtually slaghtering kids that are half my age whilst talking about a slippery substance.

[@quartnoire]

Verbal verbose lmao

[@ok-tv6jc]

And people still don't know how to spell *future* correctly either

[@aq0m]

J R I LOVE the originality

[@shirosocool2938]

Slippery substance that clears you from dirt and taste horrid which forces to stomach substance from my head hole

[@blveberry8002]

in this vid he was 19 and there's no whole number half of 19 so uhhh

[@charlottesuzanne5423]

"I don't have any friends because I don't go outside" HA same

[@offcialcatzbee8347]

S a m e

[@apocalypse5228]

Online friends can be the best friends

[@Genl0s3r_]

yep same her too :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( 69

[@R.U.E.Entertainment]

im you 69th like.

[@coconuttree5045]

Imagine going outside

[@Joselle_Mira]

WHY KZbin. I just stopped crying about technos death and you recommend me this?! 😭

[@Akuisliterallyme]

Techno: dies Also techno: it’s all part of the *master plan*

[@epicdud5905]

Tactical reset

[@boop_beep_sheep4876]

He better have a really good master plan for dying on us

[@Ab90541]

Its sad that Twitter made him delete his old videos, they were the best

[@rudranshkapoor1738]

he shouldnt have deleted his videos . thats like encourging those braindead twitter users . He should stand up for himself

[@idyllic-n6u]

What happened? Why did they make him delete his old videos?!?

[@rudranshkapoor1738]

@@idyllic-n6u they didnt ask him too but technoblade got cancelled for making a 'CONTROVERSIAL' tweet about hitler and then techno privated his old skywars commentary videos in which he used to make jokes about hitler .Man i love those videos but these braindead twitterfucks made all of this happen because they found his tweet quote unquote OFFENSIVE

[@himankdayal7013]

@@rudranshkapoor1738 you forgot to mention he made that tweet years ago

[@rudranshkapoor1738]

@@himankdayal7013 yeah that too

[@whytho8856]

oh yes, rewatching my first ever video of technoblade and i remember why i subscribed so quickly. *lasagna.*

[@eggxiled1344]

Jokes on you I subbed when he was in 2017 L Don’t hate on me but it’s true

[@saathvikkondreddy9591]

Bruh Zoomer weird flex... but okay

[@jaygl2019]

Anyone who says you can’t multitask has clearly never watched Technoblade. Also, coming back to watch this now … A lot of people would probably pay at least $100 on eBay for his soap box. 😢 Sure miss him.

[@GenNuki]

"grown man stabs children in bedwars WHILE TALKING ABOUT SOAP" I know this is gonna be another Technoblade classic.

[@imwhitejesus9779]

Wait I've seen you on Reddit

[@ianchoz7419]

He shouldn't have said children he should have said orphans

[@max10dler]

“Grown man” *Is 19 as of this video being released*

[@Username-1939t9]

to be fair, he's literally the same person he was 6 years ago

[@manwithabasicprofilepic]

@@Username-1939t9 Except the huge voice drop.

[@deaddave9739]

19 is adult

[@achromaticCacophony]

It makes me so happy to hear someone talking in the exact same way i do, just rambling about things that seem random to everybody but them.

[@Puppetryyt]

4:55 soap 7:52 no more soap 9:20 egg basket 9:32 no egg basket

[@benis60]

Techno: "I'm not a gmail person" Also Techno: "I'm a pig killing pigs"

[@basili0s]

alson

[@benis60]

@@basili0s yes thank you

[@Dxrkie-w6j]

I miss this man everyday. He’s earned the title “Blood God”. He’s probably looking down on us from the throne. RIP.

[@8992-j9i]

Indeed, he said he was done with governments on the smp time to take out the higher powers, Fly high techno

[@cocoaaaa2_]

Throne as in toilet?

[@Dxrkie-w6j]

@@cocoaaaa2_ Was that a joke, or were you being a little rude?

[@pirilon78]

@@cocoaaaa2_ whats this supposed to mean

[@ihearthistoryy]

I never watched this guy, but I truly feel bad for his fans and him. I'm gonna start watching him more since this video is pretty cool. Rest in peace technoblade.

[@indigoselinger1640]

Same here ❤️

[@sikello162]

respect man. thank you too, for your sympathy:)

[@malachysarasohn7796]

rip technoblade never dies.

[@gladiator0001]

yes

[@laavv]

Same. It’s very sad

[@caught_you_in_4k365]

This just came up on my for you, and I have never cries as hard as I did now

[@caulk5897]

Other KZbinrs “ I almost died” Technoblade “soapbox”

[@prismlymtic207]

Wha

[@sincerelymason]

Technoblade: *soap*

[@sofiamcphie2681]

Wait huh is there more or.. is that just me idk I’m just gonna leave

[@anandd5859]

@@sofiamcphie2681 not you, I have it too but you can’t click on it

[@sofiamcphie2681]

@@anandd5859 so weird

[@Nerded]

"theres no rovin gang of teenagers killin orphans here!" - techno, the teenager killing orphans

[@vaderbuild]

so?

[@unluckychalk9376]

"There is no rovin gang of teenagers throwing rocks at orphans" thats the word for word statement

[@mtgamer2152]

If y’all couldn’t tell it was a j o k e-

[@unluckychalk9376]

@@mtgamer2152 no, the comment is not a joke but technoblade's saying is though

[@panek6443]

@Evan Hake But he was when he said the quoted words, and that is what's relevant.

[@wavey1236]

“I hate baskets, gimme the soap box” had me dying

[@lunardoesthings1779]

*Says moments after yeet-ing precious emeralds into the void*

[@liviniajohnston8480]

KZbin keep recommending me his videos again it's like they want me to be in pain.

[@muhammadabbas5074]

"i ate my lasagna and i have no lasagna" "Every 60 seconds a minute passes in Africa"

[@Berrymila_]

its the same energy

[@painstakeranimations9253]

Big brain

[@ryugagod7140]

ah yes, the ground is made of ground.

[@leekang0181]

if you get killed, you die

[@ithinkthisisoz]

If you sit down, your not standing

[@theappleseed]

Techno: It's 2018 you don't HAVE to go outside to get snacks. People in 2021: Well now, we CAN'T go outside to get snacks.

[@elisabethpowell2632]

true... true... EXEPT IN AUSTRALIA MATE WE CAN GO OUTSIDE TO THE BEACH IN OUR BORDIES AND SUNNIES AND TOUCH EACHOTHER- (we get one case) LOCCKKKKDOWWWNNNNNN AUUUGGGHHHHHH

[@leighanderson2023]

lol amazon got so much money this year

[@gamingjedi52]

@@elisabethpowell2632 uh

[@scoutman66]

"Hahahahaha guys I mentioned COVID 19, give likes now"

[@notyourfriendlyneighbor2733]

@@elisabethpowell2632 this aged well

[@aurelien5141]

Techno: talks about soap Also techno: screams “eeehhhh” every five seconds he talks about soap

[@id10cyy]

That isnt him i think

[@codyg0225]

@@id10cyy wat

[@giogaming2010]

Thanks KZbin For Recommending Me This Again

[@ziaurahman1]

I searched up “pig stabs kid” AND TECHNOBLADE CAME UP

[@M-PL3]

LOL

[@savagehorde5609]

Why may I ask were you searching pig stabs kid

[@supersquirrel7340]

@@savagehorde5609 well why wouldn't you?

[@hplemon23]

“When pigs fly” Techno blade: CHALLENGE ACCEPED

[@nicknugget3773]

of course what did you expect

[@user-ks2yo4iy5y]

"Die nerd" best thumbnail "technoblade"

[@iaintweird9956]

Alternate Title: grown man stabs children in bedwars while tal- *Wait-*

[@mafini28]

@Wyatt Hedlund You do realize that more than a million people watch this content and they can have the same idea as yours, right?

[@aquila1154]

@Wyatt Hedlund Are you sure it's yours? I don't see your name on it...

[@sonnythankey]

@Wyatt Hedlund Or maybe he just had the same idea as you you idiot

[@byzantine5761]

You see, Techno just joined bedwars, up in the clouds. Technoblade never dies 🫡

[@mrpixeltails4310]

Techno:"throws away emeralds" "regrets" Techno: miss the jump "all part of the plan"

[@andrewcim13]

Alternate title: Man talks to himself about soap boxes while yeeting helpful objects into the void

[@TheGazelle018]

LOL

[@sunaynashah620]

Lmao

[@laniedag-uman8574]

I love this comment

[@kamicheezu8156]

Also soap and abandoned chocolate

[@suckomodedrake9188]

Title “Grown man stabs children while talking about soup” 1,6 M people: Interesting

[@dejiadeyale9444]

2.1mil people: _inch resting_ And you are one of them, aren't ya?

[@blobofink]

It is very interesting tho ngl

[@rizolo4585]

soup

[@zhongli9697]

2.2mil now

[@rizolo4585]

@@thenerdicat4343 soup

[@evwadiva2146]

All his videos are suddenly in my recommended and I've never watched so many techno videos in one go...