GTA 3 Ped Quotes - Creepy Old Guy

Quotes for this GTA 3 Pedestrian found in the Redlight district, Chinatown (day), Industrial district, Stadium area (day), University area (day), Park area, Airport area (night), Cedar Grove and around the hospitals. This pedestrian is also a "default pedestrian" which means they can spawn in areas that are not in districts e.g. Tunnels, Bridges.
(Yep, he spawns a lot lol)
Disclaimer:
These quotes were not intended to insult or offend and were made for fictional game characters only. Please don't take any quotes seriously.
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SFX Numbers 1528 - 1561
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[@YoungBasedChefBeezy]

“What’re ya doin?? GIVING BIRTH?!!”

[@KegOfMeat]

This guys dialogue makes me think he would have been a hillbilly if not for Liberty City being a parody of New York

[@YoungBasedChefBeezy]

Dillon Haggett he probably moved there from cottonmouth (R* equivalent of Atlanta)

[@FrankieTeardrop1998]

I always thought he was saying "giving the bird." 🤣

[@Nova67827]

Hurry the hell up!

[@doctorthirteen5499]

Yep, I been drinkin again!

[@paulferenc]

"My mother’s my sister" 20 years on and still laugh at this every time i hear it in the game😆

[@Demonis198666]

I use to yell that in the hallways at school with my buddy.

[@woolyboar4401]

Creepy old guy: my mother's my sister Me: *plays sweet home Alabama*

[@syphon_9892]

I always thought that was a reference to walter mathau, because his sister was actually his mother

[@24k.purelife]

same lol

[@Hayboosa]

Haha oh yeah 🫥

[@osees5197]

"Yup, ive been drinking again"

[@edgarfeliciano6677]

0:22

[@Leukefilms]

My smoking chimney is a nasty guy, because his farts smells very bad. That makes my chair angry and he destroy the chimney. The fart party is over now.

[@St_Rizla]

@@Leukefilms what

[@Leukefilms]

@@St_Rizla What What?

[@St_Rizla]

@@Leukefilms what does your first comment even mean, were you on drugs lol

[@brennocalderan2201]

I saw this guy punching a cop and the cop ran away.

[@ThePhanntom]

Yep, Any other npc will run away from this guy if gets attacked, he's probably the most dangerous ped in the game

[@Kortifex]

It's funny when he's beating someone's ass and he's say I swear I thought she was my second cousin 😅

[@matthewcaceres3800]

He's tagged as "Psycho" ped type in the default.ide archive as far as I know

[@Banana_guy10]

nice to meet you guys

[@marcowulliampopirers2216]

total chad

[@lordsircocktheviijr.4622]

“My mothers my sister!” 😂😂 I’ve missed this guy

[@delduvall]

“Did that woman say she was a nanny?”

[@Nassyy]

@@delduvall "But Freddy needs a nanny!"

[@luket3452]

This guy is a legend

[@CH-ow8hy]

I love that Rockstar gave the pedestrians personalities rather than just making them generic NPCs.

[@JANIKOWSKII]

That's kinda missing in gta V gta v seems kinda generic tbh

[@Im.Smaher]

@@JANIKOWSKIIYou’re just talking shit. They definitely have personalities

[@frederickshasel5032]

Rockstar did more for their NPCs than God did for his liberal NPCs.

[@Marcus_shawn]

​@@JANIKOWSKIII disagree

[@HfdghzjgHdfhfhfhfh]

​@@Im.Smaher bro GTA 5 NPC sucks

[@themenacingsloth]

"Yep. I been drinkin' again."

[@puppet4978]

the only person who is not afraid of him is Claude. Everyone else runs away from him

[@jayywayne2279]

@2018 World Cup Stuff claude is the main player you control. Wym he is too ? 😂

[@privateerbouncher9622]

He’s also aggressive, try use Pers with gun and go on rampage in subways.

[@MalicousTV]

Claude has the Balls Of Steel

[@namedoesntmatter9330]

Yeah if you use the ped skin cheat and get this guy you can legit go anywhere and gangs will not bother you. It's awesome. Like the blind black man in Vice City (no ped messes with him)

[@jayywayne2279]

@@namedoesntmatter9330 but if you die or get busted by th cops with this guy, then gangs will attack you & anybody else you hit will hit you back except some people

[@-sdot83]

“I’ll grill your ass” 💀💀 all time classic

[@EL_Rey77]

😂🤣

[@MarcoGamer640Productions2012]

On the PS2 the voices are very compressed so I always heard “I’LL DRILL YOUR ASS!” 😂

[@Back2thebasics24]

@@MarcoGamer640Productions2012 me too that’s what I heard

[@mandybee3652]

@@MarcoGamer640Productions2012 I thought the same LOL. Certified pause moment when I hear him say it 🤣

[@trueraja]

I hear that's is I kill your ass

[@themenacingsloth]

"Come to DEDDY"

[@Punjack-y9t]

That line from yakuza

[@edgarfeliciano6677]

0:36

[@essgee4225]

The real life equivalent of this guy is those people you see on the street talking to themselves

[@campbellz_soup6071]

0:19 “you got any bright ideas what to say?”

[@andremouraajr]

This is very funny

[@Banana_guy10]

ahhahaahahahah very funny!!! 😂😂😂

[@gorrocruz9248]

Lmao when his voice echos

[@magicmollieee]

OMG THATS WHAT HE SAID?! I always hear fried chicken somehow

[@jasonashley9853]

@@magicmollieee "you got any fried ears what to say?". That's what I always heard. Such an oddly recorded line.

[@PlumCasualties]

0:53 - "My mother's my sister!"

[@pabloescobar1430]

I always thought this dude was a detective

[@SwanbiffGaming]

I can see that :P

[@galaxy.animationss]

Sameee

[@FordFalcon1962nBlue]

i thought he was just a trench coat guy who was on chris hansen

[@WTFBOOMDOOM]

@@FordFalcon1962nBlue That's what he is supposed to be, yeah.

[@alextimossi7444]

Me was the naked guy with the coat

[@Alphacarmine72]

Easily one of the funniest pedestrians in the game LMAO

[@nonameguy3665]

he must good to co-op with orange 12 guy in gta san

[@tammid8423]

And the most quotable too

[@OristoRealityZone]

"I gotta go on vacation." Always hear that.

[@TheMike31b]

He's telling you something bro

[@Marcus_shawn]

​@@TheMike31bon to vice city 🌆😎

[@andremouraajr]

Gta 6

[@jessquiatchon2204]

We're going to Aruba

[@YoungBasedChefBeezy]

“HURRY DA HELL UUHHHPP!!!”

[@elhomero2312]

When you start a fight with this guy, he says "what she's my cousin?" And after he's beaten you to a pulp, he says "I swear I thought she was my second cousin😁".

[@Jaffet1990]

My mother’s my sister till this day I find that quote funny

[@claytonbigsby7548]

I fell asleep playing one night and when I woke up, for some reason this guy was the only pedestrian in the game. There were hundreds of him walking around me. I just kept hearing "yep, I been drinkin again." And "what, she's my cousin?!" Over and over. By multiple NPCs at once. It was lunacy

[@thesparxeffect9734]

That must have been quite the surprise when you woke up.

[@jasonashley9853]

"You got any bright ideas of what to say?" Even though to me it sounds like "you got any fried ears what to say?"

[@guicorleonex7947]

@@jasonashley9853 For me it was "You got any bad ideas what to say"?

[@zenbmonk1016]

That sounds absolutely hilarious.

[@andremouraajr]

LMAO BRO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@daniel_007]

This pedestrian ALWAYS attacked you back if you punched him 🤣 "I'll grill your ass!"

[@mesousagaby740]

I always misheard that as "I'll DRILL your ass!" XD

[@tehsnipatres208]

@@mesousagaby740 “I’ll drill your ass!” I always thought sounded more accurate. Cause it fits every other inbred thing he says 😂🤣

[@mesousagaby740]

@@tehsnipatres208 "What, she's mah cousin?!"

[@tehsnipatres208]

@@mesousagaby740 (As he’s on the verge of dying.) “I swear, I thought she was mah second cousin.”

[@MinakoMarioFan1992]

"You blind or just dumb??!!"

[@CrackDCat]

This guy is EVERYWHERE, no matter where you are Portland, Staunton Island or Shoreside Vale doesn't matter, as soon as you load the game up, within the first 10 minutes of gameplay, you are bound to hear "Muh mother's muh sister" at least once

[@sanmesalz1867]

And it's damn strong, even some of the other NPC's run away from him in a fight.

[@nintendofan775]

This is the pedestrian that gang members are afraid of. Gang members won't attack you if turn into this pedestrian.

[@LamarPlatinum]

Nobody fights him lol

[@rammos9171]

Not even cops.

[@YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah]

The police are scared of this guy 💀

[@kvcper66]

@@LamarPlatinum only Claude fights him

[@meekhailbrahma4650]

But even if you cheat and become this ped, after causing a lot of mayhem, all people can see you through your disguise and will attack you back, making this ped non feared.

[@myname9252]

I swear I thought she was my second cousin !!! By far the funniest character of any GTA game.

[@questy2017]

Saw this right as I heard it.

[@MrFrye12345]

Him and Orange 12 from gta sa have the best ped quotes

[@Edgarallen666]

C’mere Honey! 🤣😅😂😂

[@glitchedblood]

Yup, I’ve been drinking again.

[@FredericEllsworth104]

Claude: *fires a pistol* Creepy Old Guy, chasing him down with a shotgun: "What? She's my cousin?! Hell no!" Ah, this never gets old! 🤣

[@autumnishotterthansummer]

If i could speak to this voice actor I'd tell him how many laughs he added to everyday conversations. Thank you!

[@kiflomloops4927]

I've said the famous line "My mother's My sister!!!" In public at my local Starbucks. Everyone laughed at me then I ran home crying to my mom.

[@SwanbiffGaming]

Yikes...

[@megazerox_gaming]

Which was your sister obviously

[@user-mb4ig1bq5p]

@@megazerox_gaming who is also her mother

[@VinceIsDeadjk]

pick up a load of manure

[@lnteIIigence]

"I'm telling mom on you!" "That's me you idiot!"

[@theloneone381]

0:24 *"I gotta go on vacation!"* you and me both...

[@tehsnipatres208]

The toughest pedestrian out of all of them as well lol

[@Edgarallen666]

I gotta go on vacation!!! 🤣🤣🤣 i still say some of these when im around family and friends and only 3 people know where its from lol

[@chewyyo3383]

I know the feeling, me and my sisters always say “my mother is my sister” and only we know where it’s from

[@DiorTheWrapperGirl100ALT]

Lol same here.

[@LamarPlatinum]

Lmaooo

[@optiTHOMAS]

Absolutely! 😅🤣👌🏻 "YEP, I'VE BEEN DRINKIN AGAIN!"

[@viejos1000]

“Picked up a load of manure” and “yup I’ve been drinking again” are my favorite from this guy 😂

[@daddyfatsacks7922]

My favorite line from this guy lol been saying it since 2001 lol my kids get mad when I say it 🤣

[@Eazyyyyye]

" you got any bad ideas what to say" - my favorite quet

[@JF930H]

Thank you for taking the time to upload these friend. You're a true Rockstar Games fan.

[@SwanbiffGaming]

Yep that's me lol

[@rbikidportland]

No joke I tried finding these years ago and couldn’t. You’re doing Gods work

[@GTR24]

"I'm talking about being a man Lazlow"

[@Blaze936]

A southerner visited New York. Here's what happened:

[@carlreid7985]

0:14 Me exiting the casino.

[@jonslife3533]

It's about the usual, I lost

[@GW_01]

WHAT ARE YA DOIN' GIVING BIRTH!? HURRY THE HELL UP!! YOU HAVIN' FUN OVER THERE!? It's hilarious he says this at a red light lol

[@dubiouscaesar3709]

This guy never backed down from a fight I'll say that.

[@DCBiscuit]

"Leave me alone, I'm busy."

[@zigzagbuttcrack7710]

“Yeup, I been drinkin’ again.” 🤣😂

[@zenbmonk1016]

The Orange 12 of GTA 3, I find his dialogue really humorous.

[@SwanbiffGaming]

Why compare to the Orange 12? Bc they both funny ?

[@zenbmonk1016]

@@SwanbiffGaming Not sure about others, but I always found him really funny.

[@Itsbrisa12]

Yess i agree

[@tommyvercetti5029]

yep, i been drinkin again

[@lovebentuk]

0:40 My Favorite when fighting

[@rbikidportland]

The best NPC hands down

[@KegOfMeat]

0:06 I’ve always remembered this one and still don’t understand it. Also, MY MOTHERS MY SISTER is the most famous quote from any GTA ped. A lot of these I’ve never heard before like Yep I’ve been drinking again and nice gazambas

[@leviathan5392]

"Hurry the hell up" Presumably when he's a driver and you're blocking the road.

[@Carl_McMelvin]

I think it’s a toss up between “my mothers my sister” and “stupid malaka!”.

[@sw8467]

“You playing with me? Stop playin” “I smoke weed cause it gives me knowledge” “Yeah i can fight, i can fight”

[@MrSupercar55]

Rockstar says that they found rural inbreeding hilarious at the time of development.

[@alextimossi7444]

Same, I thought was "hurt the halo" or something similar

[@TimeWisely]

hearing these are just giving me nostalgia

[@97INerd]

The Sounds are so familiar but now I truly know there meaning.

[@chokesmc]

Yep. I been drinking again.... no seriously, I clicked on this video.

[@DerekS96]

“Yep, I’ve been drinkin again.”

[@milesromanus7041]

0:22 classic

[@thaddeust.thirdiii736]

I gotta go on vacation

[@_TheGuyWithNoName_]

“Nice kazumbas”

[@bufuoutlawz8677]

Yep, i've been drinking again

[@vladlvv]

"yep I've been drinking again" always gets me

[@andremouraajr]

Yeah!!, and "you got any bright ideas to what to say?" Always get me too lmao

[@optiTHOMAS]

Same! That has stuck with me for years! I remember the npcs saying it so much! Still randomly say it to this day! 😅🤣👌🏻 good times!

[@ndingo]

0:43 what she’s my cousin? 😆

[@PlumCasualties]

I swear I thought she was my second cousin.

[@thesparxeffect9734]

My mother's my sister!

[@AnthonyGarcia-so2ek]

​@@PlumCasualtiesyou sure it wasn't your third cousin? 🤔🤣🤣

[@SwanbiffGaming]

What she's my cousin!?

[@retroroy8720]

Yep, I've been drinking again

[@retroroy8720]

@@abandonedchannel9568 What are you doin', givin' birth?

[@brixtonbully5790]

@@abandonedchannel9568 he said Hell no

[@MVK123]

I swear I thought she was my second cousin

[@louisnapolitano]

This guy was always on my mind as a kid

[@D_Ed_Mc]

You are an absolute Hero for uploading these

[@itwontcomeout5678]

The most powerful NPC of all time.

[@lonewolfomegamale690]

Yep, I've been drinking again 😁🤣😎

[@SteamTeamRedubUK]

“Pick up a load of manure.”

[@LuckyXCX]

This man is actually OP if u use cheats to character swap and get him all the gangs even the cartel leave him alone

[@fredogee8108]

Until you get busted or die with the old guy

[@TaiderineU3]

I hear him say a lot of things but the one I hear the most is “I gotta go on vacation.”

[@Zolega89]

Yup! I've been drinking again!

[@Sirdink4]

0:10 0:12 my favorites

[@optiTHOMAS]

0:21 "YEP, I'VE BEEN DRINKIN AGAIN!" that damn stupid line has stuck with me all these years! I remember the npcs saying it so much 😅🤣👌🏻 good times!

[@Emajjab]

Most determined npc that’s always willing to fight in the game

[@gelivalencia1400]

Almost at 1K subs bro

[@SwanbiffGaming]

👀

[@angelogotrice]

Yup I been drinking again lol

[@TruFalco]

Possibly the most popular ped in GTA 3!

[@SpencerDamned]

Run into this guy "What, shes my cousin???"

[@brimstonethewolf2020]

I always loved finding this guy and picking a fight with him, just so I could listen to what he has to say. To funny.

[@NickDrinksWater]

I love the "Yep I've been drinking again" lolol

[@Kiziz0l]

0:40 while giving you a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick

[@PauloHernandezXD]

“Yep, I’ve been drinking again.”

[@Filiplego1]

0:09 best voiceline in the game.

[@MCGuzman]

0:19 you got any bright ideas what to say? Captions: you got any bad ideas what to say?

[@TicTac0097]

By far the best Ped in GTA III

[@transgenderedmuhammad8817]

Dude it’s amazing that you uploaded all of these

[@tizianomarangoni4627]

interesting fact: every pedestrian run away after he punch them; even police officers...

[@sithsoldier98]

HELL NO!!!!

[@j-rockwells3807]

You steal his car he opens the door pull you out wanting to fight and he bust out saying My mother's my sister 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@AnthonyGarcia-so2ek]

He's like "before I knock your ass out I got a confession to make....my mother's my sister 🤣🤣

[@snakediet-qc4fq]

Yep I've been drinking again I've heard that over a million times on when I play this game as a kid and right now I'm drinking again and smoking weed

[@muteclaude6969]

This dude is more of a menace

[@Joshwa_richard]

"HuRl dA hAiL LOoOW" "You got any fry dills what ya say?"

[@novafox19]

"You wanna kill me?" Yes, You always take me out from ~the car i robbed you~ and you are friking creppy

[@BlountBeach]

my cousin and I would say yep, i've been drinkin again a minimum of 14 times a day each, our grandparents were like shut the fuck up

[@KnottsBear-yTalesPreserved]

The Legend that is the Grill Yur Ass guy

[@nicksaffari4412]

nostalgia

[@Donenow96]

„What she’s my cousin?“ Everything I jack a car and this character sits in it, he says this line 🤣 so fckn random

[@andreiacacio2010]

0:43

[@Jooj0620]

"Ya got any bright ideas what to say?"

[@thesoftparade1990]

“Hell no!” -anytime you steal a car he drives

[@Rainer_das_Schlag-Fressvieh]

20 years later i've Returned top Grill His ass back

[@the__geekboy]

My mother is my sister 😂

[@janirwin16]

Claude, Maria, Misty 8 Ball and Ray are the only ones who can fight this guy

[@sriampojwalam4907]

“ That’s about the usual”

[@darthvaderdidnothingwrong2115]

ty 4 the nostalgia trip.

[@SoCalKev]

UPDATE Creepy old guy is in the definitive edition GTA3 but sadly he lost his legendary Hat! 😭

[@SwanbiffGaming]

Damn those pesky thieves took it after all! Tho i have seen him with his hat 🤔

[@SoCalKev]

@@SwanbiffGaming saw the stream from GTA SERIES his coat looked blue and he had no more hat.

[@SwanbiffGaming]

@@SoCalKev sure it was him? I saw the same stream

[@Marcus_shawn]

You're right 😂

[@LurkKlerk]

Soon as you punch him or steal his car 0:45