GTA 5 Heists #2 - Nogla's Outfits & Epic Car Chase! (GTA 5 Online Funny Moments) [Part 1]

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Sorry for not being able to post part 2 sooner. The files are corrupt and it's taking hours to figure out how to render it! Still trying, hopefully it will be up soon!

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9:21

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At 5:10 the beer container says "Pißwasser" which in german translates to Pisswater...

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WARNING: do not eat cashews while watching this, i laughed and started choking on nuts :(

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that last part can be taken two ways...

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[@WeissIsBae14]

the way Nogla’s character’s head moved it’s like he’s actually talking in game 😂😂😂😂 1:48

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wildcat's hair line tho

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What School do you go to

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Can I eat Nogla's Liver?

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who else saw the green stuff on the screen at 7:19

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Kiros Fynn I saw it, probably just a recording fart.

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i did

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Hi

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no

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5:47 FUCKS SAKE!

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Patrick Henderson

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Patrick Henderson he said 1 sec

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Patrick Henderson I

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Sound like he said puncake

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Luicalibire is so funny I love his kid voice

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Billy T3nnyson

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It sounded like he said "puncake"

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It sounded like he said LeBron James 😂

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5:48 “PUNCAKE!”

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LEBRON JEEMS

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Translated puncake: “TOP IT!”

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BUTTSEX!

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anyone noticed at 5:36 the magazine?

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me

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Niels Meijs what about it?

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In 3:23 on the top left we can see lui in his natural habitat, blending in with the surroundings.

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7:00 his hace doe

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yeah

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Nogla's

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Yeah, that hace doe

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Recently GTA has driven me completely insane with heists loading times and waiting for people to join. This DLC has been painful for 90% of the time, and epic for 10%.

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Not to mention people Can't do shit!

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Go rob five stores or kill a guy with a bounty then get your fancy pants

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Top 10 Jumpscares

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That's the point

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it says pisswasser

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+Bryan Barron he said in German

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What's so funny?

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+waterchou its called Pilsener in Germany

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Funniest: 1. Nogla 2.Delirious 3.Wildcat 4.Vannos 5.Lui

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Mirko Unwichtig So now what?

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debatable

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Lui > All

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5:50 MY BACK!!

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Lets go anyone in 2019!?

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Me

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Fr

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Mom made chigen

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did anyone else's screen go green at 7:18?

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any1 else see lui on the balcony in 3:25?

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me

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i did i also seen him on other videos

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Yeah he had to go there

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5 years I’ve been watching these guys it’s 2021 now

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The fact he bought the pink z type for b roll footage is crazy

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I still have my Vanoss controller😂

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I'm gonna break it

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6:59 WARNING: INTENSE JUMPSCARE

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10:55-11:01 bitchslap

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1:07 hilarious! XDD

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9:34 most epic part in the video

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Yeah that was awesome

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You know what makes me wet Water -_-

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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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I think the term you want is.. Moist.. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 💦😁

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༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

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(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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10:58 XD

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at 3:25 you can see lui in the top left corner

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Yeah I see now

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You can

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Did anyone else notice the magazine that said BJ at 5:40

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Yeah lol

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It agtually says "Say My Name" (Breaking Bad Easter Egg lolz)

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Yes i did!

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That was just Nogla's modeling gig.

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I also noticed some weed at 4:20

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The GTA V heist series was iconic Forever going to remember

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Main characters: Vanoss the Exterminator, Wildcat the Naked Man Pig, Lui the Child Driver, And Nogla The Ugly Janitor

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Jesus can walk on water Babies are 89% water I can walk on babies, I am........ In jail...

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Facepalm* I told you that you can't walk on water

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Cliche

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lol

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You are a baby sitter

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👍👍👍👍👍

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2020... I still enjoy watching Vanoss

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2:42 he meant the heist planner Jeff i think.

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King Alex he did

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King Alex i

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King Alex

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You're an absolute dumbass

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10:30 Best "Celebration Dive" ever!

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Omg I love Louie so much his voice is so adorable

[@owenstinsmuehlen5392]

Gabriela Cota -_-

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its Lui not Louie

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Owen Stinsmuehlen Why are you picking i fight?

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Gabriela Cota lui is my fav

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Lol

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Here from 2020 and this shot still cracks me up

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It's time to.. It's gorod time

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Lafonda

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Lafonda ThePoet its gooraad tyme

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Lafonda ThePoet It's GOREV Time

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6:46 i laugh so hard

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Every new vid - such a feeling :D Thanks Vanoss for this vids :)

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7:01 I'm dying 😂😂😂

[@sooleyiscooley]

how?

[@mariosonicboom123]

MEDIC Lui: that _was_ the medic

[@liljosh2596]

I guess Lui Will save you then since your dying 😉

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Rip bankieduck

[@sooleyiscooley]

ChromeStunter *sad violin plays*

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10:53 HE GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!!!

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7:06 “Geez, your yogurt isn’t yummy at all.”

[@batmanator101]

I understood that reference

[@iitimoth3eii928]

10:57 THAT PUNCH AND NOGLA'S SPIN LOL

[@gid519]

Nogla's like the Meg of Vanoss Gamming

[@gaelthehuman1290]

i love how the beat drops as evan falls

[@Official_PrimeRonin]

10:29 my favorite VanossGaming moment

[@ZeroSalvator]

The heist videos are awesome, keep at it Dude!

[@Chica92Am]

Awesome video as always

[@phoenixgoodman3745]

I LOVE THESE HIEST VIDEOS 😍😍😍

[@micahbell9093]

7:38 he hits the ground when the beat drops.

[@timeatop8836]

Amen

[@BarackY0Mama]

How did he smack Nogla that hard? :O

[@cyburgin]

Must have been from training as Night Owl

[@Obeyedgar515]

When someone is still on freemode you go into to stealth mode and get close and press "O" it will eitger do a uppercut from the front or that hard ass ounch from the back

[@Stemkoz]

There is no o it's not on PC yet

[@ethanreiman5635]

MrWang*facepalm*

[@murato2958]

Ethan Reiman xD

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what about a mission impossible with Arnold Schwartzsnigga

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(in GTA V)

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Kristian Frederichsen fuck off cube shit

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XXX_SPODERMEN _XXX -OWNED-

[@papa_puff]

Jon Snow I'm with Jon!

[@kristianfrederichsen9005]

i aint playing minecraft much i'm only playing it when i have nothing else to play

[@Peezlee_Z]

This heist series is Vanoss' best videos on the channel

[@NaverioGT]

“Nice hat!” “Thanks, I’ve got Ebola” 😂

[@hinatasky1]

Dude, at 7:00, I choked on the food I was swallowing. XD

[@muneebahmed2391]

What's your qualifications Umm 5 years at Burger King.

[@monsterman5117]

These are an awsome blend between awsomeness and hilariousness

[@DudeManBoroMan]

1:21 Jonny Depth