GTA 5 Online Invincible Paralyzing Glitch (Funny Moments, Messing w/ Random People)

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[@VanossGaming]

Thanks for watching! We found this glitch completely by accident, and it's pretty pointless lol. Hope you enjoyed the video! :D

[@cuz803]

First!

[@cuz803]

Hooray!

[@cuz803]

HAHA!

[@ofuck6537]

+cuz 803 I love how you're saying that a year after xD

[@cuz803]

Lol

[@devilgaming9727]

I love the guy at 7:13 "I going to break open this Canadian Pinãta."

[@devilgaming9727]

*I'm

[@ljtgs126]

Devil Gaming piñata*

[@mingfanzhang4600]

Devil Gaming XD #JustMonika

[@non-existant-being]

@@devilgaming9727 nice pfp

[@siberiusstuph]

Text to Speech

[@Southern_Crusader]

Achievement Earned: *Still Funny After 6 Years* Achievement Earned: *Canadian Piñata*

[@twin2898]

Haha funny

[@tarynbooms9914]

Yeppp

[@mingfanzhang4600]

Killer Joy XD

[@TH3L3G3ND]

😂👌

[@DinoNerd_Gaming]

Yup 😂👌

[@w1nter777_]

Captain Distraction:The Movie. Coming to a car wash near you.

[@w1nter777_]

+BrutalDEATH XD

[@kavinl1398]

I'd see this movie XD

[@zachgomez9315]

Kavin Lengsavat d

[@Toca_alice.]

haha haha that's funny!!!

[@Tmda_73]

Paw queen

[@MoistCurdle419]

At 8:16 , that guy sounds like a horse... XD

[@anthonypeters2302]

Ik😄😃😂

[@mingfanzhang4600]

Moist Curdle XD #JustMonika

[@angelstaton1337]

is no one going to talk about " and he's bi- curious" at the end ? 😂😂😂

[@thetigerschannel]

+Dale Longstaff yes

[@elizaneill963]

H2OVanoss IS REAL

[@dannybenavidee6668]

+Eliza Neill its H20danoss

[@rebeccasaluska4578]

h2ovanoss :3

[@DenosseRodrigueze]

ohhhh wait I know wat it means now 😏😏😏😏

[@braedencross5782]

first "car blosh" then "blow me" and now "wash machine"!

[@japandrew_]

Machines confirmed

[@tangchichang1533]

*Confirm* *Machine all*

[@nolanivers4973]

Sacred Lucario ikr

[@mingfanzhang4600]

Nugget /:p #JustMonika

[@sarsath7481]

It's actually "blow him [meaning Vanoss]"

[@nevaehjobe9235]

"And he's bi-curious" "yea..wha?"

[@danielbautista2017]

My car is dirty asf I'm going to the car blosh

[@firekillsall2534]

ha

[@JustAMountain]

lol

[@ishmamsabab6694]

AaWEFREeEI54459>|+##>/aqafeRYYArrqtataa

[@japandrew_]

Heh

[@nate_balisong1412]

*wash...machine

[@BorderHopper-hn2sc]

8:24 Random guy: Somebody just ate their microphone or shoved it up their butt. That part had me dying 😂

[@freshsans8218]

Man theyre funny asf

[@kirbyfangs]

I died when he said "Canadian Pinata" and how everyone else was chatting like if I was there I would be that one fangirl

[@bayshark20]

I would to but all be in my fhiter jet

[@mingfanzhang4600]

kirbyfangs XD #JustMonika

[@sirrhys3196]

I wonder if car wash glitch can withstand train

[@sirrhys3196]

Or a mugger

[@thatguyrandomly460]

Yes train, but you still get mugged.

[@HaVaJawbreaker]

wana rap battle!?

[@tvtnikki924]

+SANS THE SKELETON ok

[@clenchface4633]

Why are we doing a rap battle

[@NNJAZ]

Vanoss = Awesome

[@Trekzity]

Yh

[@basher4lyfe533]

The Canadians have become too powerful...maple syrup runs through their veins! Even Uncle Sam's shotgun is useless! RUUN!

[@starshadow5469]

YOU CANNOT BEAT US. YOU CANNOT BEAT US.

[@romeclayton2958]

Hey

[@jarebread]

I'm off to Europe, bye guys!

[@OnlyOneFreedom]

One of us... ONE OF US....

[@DJBaphomet]

CANADIAN POWAH!!!!!!!!

[@judsonsmith2083]

here ye, here ye. the impenetrable pinata vanoss

[@bgnkam6292]

the reason he couldnt die is because they used nerf bullets

[@carhopcar5247]

Vanoss is like a crane game you can't get prize

[@theguywiththeface5918]

He just can't be penetrated...

[@mingfanzhang4600]

Judson Smith #JustMonika

[@MsRuta77]

yeah yeah chicken noodles 9:47

[@Ethan_-st5tu]

Yeah yeah chicken noodle soup yo

[@mingfanzhang4600]

Ruta SYPSENA XD #JustMonika

[@Danjel69420]

stlsbq

[@max010113]

hey I though we were going cockatoo's? :o

[@MrSaviorHD]

Congratulations on 7 Million Vanoss! Hope to see you get 10 Million!

[@Mexicoon]

Im from the future and he has more dubs then 10 mil.

[@kingkereti7709]

I’m from the future future he has doubled it🤣💀

[@hudsonbayifitwasalive8747]

💀

[@jaffa3717]

💀

[@indeed147]

💀

[@nicob628]

When I am sad I watch your vids and I feel better

[@daniajax4958]

2

[@Hale_chp]

+Nicholas Beltran It helps my anxiety

[@Hale_chp]

:)

[@MADNESSCOMBAT10]

I even watch them when I'm not sad.

[@nicob628]

+Hazzy Gaming thanks

[@hokey4440]

Just watched this in december 2015... Makes me laugh when he says world war 3 but then i remeber im living it

[@ZemzyOseris]

no you watched it in november 20hrs ago

[@thatguyrandomly460]

WHAT?!

[@hokey4440]

ThatGuyRandomly ;P what?

[@thatguyrandomly460]

How are you living World War 3, it hasn't happened yet.

[@shodplays1466]

+Hokey I'm watching 2016

[@taompons]

car blosh. washing machine. blow me. blow vanoss. yeah, he gonna poo! my name is delirious and i am serious. the quotes of delirious.

[@Ghost-bs7oq]

He is very mysterious and is Bi curious

[@TheDAITrickster]

do i have to be Canadian for this glitch to work ?

[@eeyannl]

TheDAITrickster idk

[@cursedshark7125]

Nope. You have to be an owl though

[@fallonjones9726]

A Canadian owl 🇨🇦

[@lilnovaps4gaming77]

Yes

[@enjoythelittlethings8545]

Yes

[@clarafication5037]

6:41 THE GUY PANTING LMAO

[@brandonsaxe881]

This glitch would be perfect for sending a mugger after someone, they wouldn't be able to catch him.

[@TheDAITrickster]

He's Canadian.

[@enjoythelittlethings8545]

You are canadian

[@mamazramos7756]

Yea

[@STACYSTATES]

i see all your vids

[@georgiawingett4823]

"And he's bicurious" "What" Haha

[@izek1207]

that first lobby was probably the chillest xbox party ever

[@grandnova438]

world war 3 everything vs vanoss

[@cryoflip5841]

Captin distraction: world war 3 coming to a car blosh near you

[@seymourbutts397]

World War III coming to a US/Mexican border near you.

[@enjoythelittlethings8545]

And boom

[@masonmatezevich554]

Jokes on you, we’re living it now

[@mingfanzhang4600]

GrandNova XD #JustMonika

[@murk.mp4760]

"Great Power Comes with Great Responsibilities" and Vanoss and the guys be like "STEP RIGHT UP FOR KILLING THIS IMMORTAL MAN"

[@murk.mp4760]

and OMG WORLD WAR 3 XD LMAO AND ROFL

[@razorillusionist1956]

Narutske Umazachi You shouldn't play around with World War 3 bro...Ukraine is starting it in 20-27 years time :(

[@murk.mp4760]

they said that not me

[@razorillusionist1956]

Okok sorry

[@murk.mp4760]

its ok man

[@mattkeeg8206]

8:16 that guys laugh was so funny XD

[@slaxers9545]

"chicken noodles" xDD

[@tamekarandle3336]

RvntegYajywwg a great sjyw

[@sayeedaaayesha1608]

Tameka Randle 7iiooooo7

[@daz19711]

+Tameka Randle great English

[@PrinsaVossum]

+Geometry Dash slaXers CHIPOTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@SubscribersWithNoVideos-yc2nh]

+Geometry Dash slaXers OH, HE SHOULD"VE MUGGED SEVERAL TIMES

[@HJW2003]

Car Blosh!!!!!! 😂😂😂

[@myjamm3823]

I almost died of laughter when he said chicken noodles at 9:40

[@djtesto2889]

Me too 😂😭😂

[@Munkenba]

Did the rap battle guy know he was making a fool of himself in front of 7 million people?

[@abrahamguardado6962]

Alfred Munkenbeck update 19 million

[@stews407]

Alfred Munkenbeck 20 million*

[@theCheezu]

• No0bmagn3t • 12M people actually

[@rayanbakar9064]

13m

[@subjectdelta4758]

21M*

[@Ocram2868]

7:16 LMFAO 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Ryan_Duckworth]

"This ain't no game to me" LMAO

[@TheRomanBond007]

Delirious may be the triangle boy, but he's also The Terminator.

[@ripetoad]

Man, those canadian pinatas are tough to crack open.

[@Dyersituation714]

Captain distraction ready for extraction

[@MonsterBow1]

i died at 8:16

[@harmonyp310]

+MonsterBow REVIVE HIM!

[@MonsterBow1]

i will

[@somerandomninja4027]

Thanks man! I appreciate it SuperSaber4

[@buddyboycringe6460]

Fat Kiddo it’s 2019

[@mingfanzhang4600]

Fat Kiddo #JustMonika

[@bsmuca]

Vanoss explore the glitch! If cops are after you, do the glitch, so they will come nonstop and will start shooting you, and your stars will get higher and higher until they kill themselves! Would be so much fun to watch hundreds of cops shooting someone invincible! Anyway sorry by bad english, just a suggestion :)

[@AdeebSiddiqui]

CANADA RULES

[@charvenastoise1136]

5:03 Vanoss hit his period

[@arthurmorgan3927]

I'm so glad I grew up with Vanoss and xpertthief. My whole childhood.

[@ryukingaming7016]

8:20 had me chucklin

[@monyjiek5172]

I laughed so hard

[@TheWorstWolf]

I seriously laughed so goddamn hard at that part

[@MrVortex60]

That was probably the most fun those random guys will ever have playing GTA Online

[@9158dkos]

Is it a car wash? Is it a car Bosh? Is it a washing machine? No one knows.

[@______jsh______]

8 years later almost forgot this hilarious video and glitch! Love those random online players. Wonder if they saw this vid already

[@astrobrad25]

Congratulations! You have successfully gotten all 7 million people in the world to subscribe to you. Insane man.

[@MrMmdja]

Wait, Vanoss is Canadian?

[@vataguessing2563]

No he's French

[@Nurration]

@@vataguessing2563yes he’s Canadian but he’s Chineses

[@vataguessing2563]

@@Nurration na he's Australian

[@uselessfeaturelol]

Nah he's a Martian

[@ezhikielbernardo8181]

10 years late

[@lonewolfgaming9041]

4:23 that laugh made me laugh so hard

[@charliethompsonvlogs2974]

does anyone know we're the car Blosh is

[@dubsimmons7508]

Maybe?

[@StoneBrothersProduction2Extra]

Haha that one guy in the video sounds funny as hell. He laughs like crusty the clown!

[@seismiclegion474]

Vanoss' commentary and Delirious laughter makes these videos so bloody good!

[@kotocx9987]

yes

[@shutupwinter]

Vanoss predicts the future... WW3

[@willlaminator9407]

imagine if this glitch still works with the noisy cricket gun

[@duncan_d0ugh]

GUYS! See if you can combine the Invincible Paralyzing Glitch and the Gate Launch Glitch to launch someone while they are on the roof of a vehicle :D

[@ScandinavianLion]

Vanoss used "Canadian Armor" it's super effective!

[@I2yalls]

Vanoss' defense won't go any higher!

[@luisortiz8900]

or lower

[@callofminecraft1155]

Delirious used knife. It's not effective at all Vanoss used paralyze. It turned on Vanoss. Vanoss is paralyzed He may not be able to move

[@cowboycolts]

DORITOS USED RPG it had no effect

[@subjectdelta4758]

You know what I love more then my car blosh, knowledge!

[@toysoldierx1718]

I tried it and rockstar pached it does rockstar even like to have fun

[@gamingdemon12]

apparently not

[@turini9889]

But if you have a bounty you can just do the glitch and wait the bounty stops

[@turini9889]

+Turini :D so is op

[@radaraz1780]

+Turini :D or u can just hide at ur house

[@kimey1859]

+Some Guy you can't move with the glitch so you can't kill people with it

[@Smeeshie2001]

You can be just like this with Canadian Healthcare. Making people immortal since 1867.

[@dekocraft121]

"His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy".

[@AK_AMON_11]

Vanoss going thru the so called "Best carwash ever" which was sus but sure is good and Vanoss being a innocent Canadian

[@skyeyes8789]

You trolled those guys so hard

[@cobaltpheonix4954]

THE GUY WITH THE SNIPER AT 5:59 IS ME!!!!

[@crayonstastenice2817]

cingridulatons m8

[@jimweldiloy1803]

nc 1 mate

[@thisperson917]

Do you want a fucking coockie!

[@jarebread]

gg m1

[@JeffTheKiller-mc6uw]

nu its not

[@KooliSkey]

Vanoss why are Canadians so nice even on gta! >.

[@anthoniotoscano3366]

his palms are sweety knees week arms are hevy

[@GrindinGears526]

Moms spaghetti

[@Jack-gb5ne]

Heavy

[@Jad3_Suzuya]

his palms spaghetti knees weak arms spaghetti there's vomit on his sweater spaghetti moms spaghetti

[@t-swagggaming]

Mom’s spaghetti

[@vanillaicecube9969]

7:44 anyone hear "My leg!"

[@adamsmith8776]

would be interesting to see how a mugger reacts!

[@LispSCPSL]

That's cool

[@ismaelrivera6541]

Watching this video again after 5 years ago

[@kallhoffk]

8:16 that guys going to a another dimension

[@gurophobe4699]

When I was little I was terrified of carwashes :3

[@spidersplaymc5700]

1:19 THROUGH THE FIRE AND THE FLAMES WE CARRY ON

[@qaurski9981]

" I will break open this Canadian Pinata. "

[@Kirbsster]

This is the first Vanoss vid that I had watched. I am still subbed

[@Terziak]

Please do more videos with randoms Vanoss, this was awesome!

[@Jack-dh2ws]

Canadian grand theft auto, also known as sims without the sexual stuff

[@aatkins2002]

7:08 That 'trumpet' though XD

[@chronm1372]

0:05 ur blocking the car blosh

[@gocepartaloski4812]

loved it thanks for making my day

[@DonOfTheKingz]

does anyone else always feel sad when vanoss' vids end. I do

[@bsmuca]

Lol never realized it. "Vanoss's" videos

[@Princessgayanimelover]

2020 and this still hella funny

[@deadacc4538]

I like how this video went from finding a pointless but cool glich to messing with people.[That rap battle though XD]

[@247Marsha]

These videos make my day! Absolutely hilarious and always look forward to the GTA 5 series!!

[@jrnuguid8556]

lol no one knows that vanoss is Canadian!

[@Spiderb1253]

This video is nine years old and it’s still funny

[@reaping-yeeting8638]

every video of vanoss makes me laugh

[@borischau7641]

we Canadians are INVINCIBLE

[@MrGamer-oc5rn]

Maple syrup is what they injected in Captain Canada to make him invincible

[@borischau7641]

Jimmy Valmer Canadian chat, no Americans complainers sry

[@borischau7641]

Jimmy Valmer canadians are invincible dou

[@borischau7641]

first of all sry 4 your friend and second of all then he ain't a real canadian

[@borischau7641]

by now get out ,this is a pep talk on Canada, that goes to jimmy and ihaveissues

[@tomhayes6527]

CRAP!!!! PISS OFF BUFFERING!!! JESUS CHRIST, IT'S BUFFERING EVERY 2 SECONDS!!!!

[@joshuazuromski7290]

Best video ever vanoss keep it up bro

[@MonocleGentlesir1860]

I miss my childhood, love you vannos❤

[@epithet052]

its incredible that noone seems to recognize them.

[@CaptainBubblez99]

Vannos this was hilarious, as always ;) keep up the awesome work!!

[@realVoltairex]

Vanoss just joined the club of indestructible Canadians along with Wolverine Saber Tooth, and Deadpool!

[@cyborgninjafrfr]

Underrated classic

[@FrozenAce82]

canadian GTA sounds like fun

[@adamjake118]

Thanks for the comment on my video Vanoss :O

[@clairedennett2347]

"Im going to break this Canadian piñata..." -Random Encounter

[@devynbell4419]

Sweet vid bro