GTA 5 Races but they're ACTUALLY FUNNY

[@BlargMyShnoople]

Subscribe for lab grown donkle kang

[@Nathowsl]

Donkle Kang is now my backround

[@Einsteinmusic]

How long do they take to grow, my friend?

[@fatfr0g570]

Joe Dirt DVD

[@maximumfilms7458]

I've been subbed for years, where's my fucking donkle kang

[@Nathowsl]

@@maximumfilms7458 I got a picture of you need it my boi😂

[@jacobkean03]

“Doo you suck at every video game you’ve ever played” Doo: *plugs in guitar hero with malicious intent*

[@sulukaa8980]

Yes

[@akaoniryuu4564]

Buddy 😎

[@ShaggyDustbin]

Casually FCs Soulless V

[@tirefish]

I don't know why I read that as "plays guitar hero with malicious face"

[@NotSoFrozen]

5:42 Damn Yumi didn't have to come at us like that...

[@whatdawhatgaming]

personelly attacked, character assassination

[@nekos_4ever900]

I mean it's true

[@cursedcat9557]

At least we have our homies buying chocolate for ourselves is better than giving some else chocolate

[@_JamesMorrell_]

@@cursedcat9557 I assure you the non virgin losers will also still be buying chocolate for themselves

[@riky4president]

Eeeeeemotional damage

[@onenormalorca]

*DNF* “Oh welp dumb as fuck” That Nogla clip inspired many.

[@Saiyajin947]

Was hoping someone else caught that

[@LilOkBc]

Yeah I remember that clip 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣

[@Ricefox21]

Nogla Rage: “D. N. F. DUMB AS FUCK” Blarg Calm: “Oh Dumb as fuck”

[@nighthawk-walz2594]

“Pretending to be a new member of the kkk but actually being a grand master wizard” Man this episode of Undercover Boss hit different

[@chemicalbean]

"oh liberal smoothie" man Soup be dropping bars left right and center. Mostly right, lmao

[@albadude1922]

Soup has better bars than my dads jail cell

[@sidestep5435]

Better bars than MY jail cell

[@slaxkaz]

He has better bars than the metal bar my dad beats the shit out of me with

[@prmafrozt2943]

6:34 (Where the liberal smoothie lies)

[@bandoo1882]

underrated line from this video lmao

[@masonsmith4572]

8:21 y’all actually gave a lot of people encouragement or made them uncomfortable just then and it was the best 😂😂😂

[@tricky1506]

5:34 that became scarily relevant...

[@Travis2263]

Frrr 😭

[@avgjoegaming8271]

You'd think with everyone having a raid sponsor I'd remember how much to skip it

[@LtTacobell]

same

[@James.D.B.]

Usually they go from 90 (1 minute 30) to 140 (2 minutes 20) seconds

[@darkfur18]

spoiler alert, "SponsorBlock"

[@dragonmeister919]

I watch the entire thing for Blarg

[@James.D.B.]

@@dragonmeister919 Fair enough, though he does get payed so long as it's in the video regardless of whether people skip that segment or not

[@arkovi3643]

"If you told me a mobile game had 500 champions, I'd probably assume it's the same character reskinned over and over..." As someone who finally cracked and played Raid, I can confirm that ALOT of the characters are reskins.

[@Nathowsl]

Blarg funny moments! It’s a good Sunday when blarg uploads :DD

[@samsnyder1946]

It’s a good Sunday when your in it baby😊🥵❤️

[@Nathowsl]

@@samsnyder1946 😳😳😳

[@pandareijgah3820]

0:16 well, Dooo *did* serve the lord's chicken

[@chazpooda]

2 years later that Israelite Santa didn’t age too well 😭😭

[@M00NQUITE]

i mean its been happening for like 40 years so its not new

[@painters_taep5984]

Oh my god my friending 😂

[@decasuffrage9021]

damn that santa is invading palestine joke aged like fine wine

[@M00NQUITE]

its been happening for like 30-40 years so its not new news, isreal just started doing much worse stuff recently

[@xyztyzyxnova6923]

I couldnt even see my screen from all the tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. This is by far the funniest video ever posted on the internet and im pretty sure my entire family could hear me laughing my ass off

[@lobstereddie9296]

I could jot relate to that more lmao

[@HandiApp]

Not funny

[@lobstereddie9296]

@@HandiApp that sir/ma'am is why comedy is subjective

[@HandiApp]

@@lobstereddie9296 comedy is a myth

[@T-RentSchwandt3]

17:55 THE JUNGLE BOOK JOKE GOT ME HYPERVENTILATING WITH LAUGHTER 😂🤧😭🤧😂

[@AvaTheTwilightZone]

10:05 I love the "dnf, dumb as fuck" reference 😂😂😂

[@ancientdwarf7009]

5:50 damn Yumi, you’re right but damn

[@sparton1o185]

My response to 6:00 I ain't single buy choice I just got no fucking game 🤣🤣

[@ValerieTemptation]

“Santa is invading Palestine” did not age well.

[@loganciesla4652]

santa isreal

[@M00NQUITE]

been happening for decades now, its not new news. its just recently gotten so much worse

[@davecrupel2817]

I would say it's aged beautifully 😂

[@Ungwolop-bh3qe]

Yeah that's exactly what I was thinking

[@ArisSopandi76]

Okay that was just dumb

[@declangriebenow4388]

9:09 answer to that question Yes yes I have 🤣🤣 Ain't nothing more funnier then when you hitting it from the back and Matt starts to freak out during game play 🤣🤣

[@AMoistEggroll]

Never in my years of subbing to Blarg, Soup, and Dooo have I heard Dooo tilted to the point that he becomes an elderly man that hates racing! Timestamp 12:48

[@McDoobis]

Why did Dooo's "Woah, dude!" sound so genuine tho

[@smoozies9794]

you know its a good day when blarg uploads

[@tempest7785]

22:11 threw me off so much. I don’t know what I was expecting but it wasn’t that. Had me laughing for a solid 5 minutes.

[@DaemoniumRex118]

watching this a few days before valentines, just got called out by a 2 year old video

[@TheWitchwart]

21:20 Grandmas Sedan drifting around delivering tofu to all the naughty goons of this world.

[@elvinkarimov6576]

Yeah gotta love initial d

[@thatirishpotato6731]

at 21:27 i expected yumi to say "I have a fun fact about dimentia, I have a fun fact about dementia, I have a fun fact-"

[@tempest7785]

Same. Thought it was gonna be either that or “hold on I forgot”

[@ku7a94]

This makes dealing with booster shot side effects much better

[@its1899]

bruh imagine having side effects from covid vaccine

[@rohanphilip491]

@@its1899 the booster shot was hellish for some reason, but even though i had no symptoms from the first 2 doses

[@albadude1922]

Enjoy bill gates’ 5g chip liberal

[@rohanphilip491]

@@albadude1922 i mean if you’re gonna use that argument, you’re phone already does that, and if they are tracking us through the vaccine, does it even matter since they would already have the info? I mean if they already do, hell i would consider it a win since they are just getting us immunity either way

[@colinswanson2820]

I actually had tears rolling down my face when soup said “OHHH LIBERAL SMOOTHIE”

[@fatherlysoap130]

12:40 Coming from someone who does have tourettes, it would make content with y'all 100%, just be prepared to turn your life into a living hell some days 😂

[@zr_3757]

22:50 Good news, there are actually multiple of those, they're all PvE and a few of them are actually really good

[@abone1833]

Decided to watch this and the jokes line up perfectly with the current events ahhh isreal jokes.

[@JelliRae]

He really got me with all of our virgin nerd fans will be alone on valentines day💀

[@Zenny00]

“Santa is in Isreal” “Santa is invading palestine” 💀

[@jadenpillows7616]

Yea that one didn’t age well 😂😂😂

[@timothyphillips9787]

This was the most I’ve laughed in a very long time thank you🤝

[@MaztRPwn]

Soup talking about ‘some kid getting recruited so don’t stress out’ is big facts and hit me hard. Comin from a dude in the Navy, there’s lots of ppl with no problems and I’m lookin at em on Twitter & KZbin comments like, “Nigga shut up. Do my job for a month and tell me wassup bout some dumb shit”. 🤣 🤣

[@Queue_Thrills]

Sunday GTA content! Some of my favorite stuff right here.

[@Captain_Garchomp]

I love how Soup can go from saying the most fuck-shit thing ever to, "wait wait hold up what did *YOU* just say". Like he hasn't said anything stupid yet

[@bloodyrose7252]

Cant believe I just smiled on a Monday 0:14

[@HughJanus930]

This whole video has aged perfectly

[@devinmaier4414]

8:24 I panic because I thought they caught be jerking I use the goons podcast back round noise to cause a distraction for my brain so I can last longer 😅

[@marwanaljohary7615]

It's about time we get balrg over the 1 Mil line.

[@HenryDaNinth]

The ballrg is rolling quickly my friends

[@danielmartin5962]

I'm home sick with covid and the idea of doo with a grill and dreadlocks being "the coolest mf" just made me laugh so hard I couldn't breath lol

[@brandonjohnson1794]

6:55. here to confirm he exists. I had a HS history teacher named Mr. Humphrey, exact same spelling as to caption

[@bigguy4457]

Bruh I was playing forza while listening to this and at 18:17 I honest to god thought that was an actual ad for a sec

[@ginger_nosoul]

I like the editor was like "better sensor the word gay but im ok with isis" 😂😂

[@dylan_hooker]

well isis isn’t rlly an offensive word lol

[@ginger_nosoul]

@@dylan_hooker sounds like a personal problem

[@i_am_sketchy]

15:05 Doo: Master Ree- Subtitles: Master McNasty. Me: Damn you didn't have to do him dirty like that chief-

[@dauntlessnicholas1672]

How the fuck does one get out so many jokes out to fill a 23 minute video holy shit. These guys are comedy gold and goal

[@Turtle_Inc]

8:00 what a video to go trending 😂

[@jdleviathan6319]

I’m so glad I can rewatch this video, it’s been a while since I had a good laugh like this

[@user-xn8xh5cw5c]

yet again a amazing video so good I watched it end to finish

[@nog0dsnomasters]

So y'all were wondering if anyone lost their virginity to your videos? I actually did. It was Blarg's best of 2019 video. You're welcome, boys.

[@Facethatsad]

Three years later still single for valentines day watching these vids

[@faterayne7048]

blarg your on trendinggg

[@birdhead9943]

the little sound fx make me want to put a hole in my head

[@grizzlymalibu2057]

If Blarg was santa he would be SANDta

[@sealover7134]

9:34 I am angry, that you people missed that Popeye reference, like come on man. XD

[@minorityboi2126]

I was watching Puffer, then I got a notification for Blarg, and here we are

[@TwistedWasHere]

18:16 I stopped looking and thought it was an actual ad lol

[@HemothZealous]

50M Nuggets. (590 calories per 10piece) that amounts to about 5M 10peice boxes. meaning, that those people would have to eat about 13,698 10 peice chicken nuggets every single day. For a total of over 80M Calories every single day.

[@MyGreatCreation]

I burp up foam whenever I microwave a snow globe, crack it open and add some ramen noodles and eat it for dinner.

[@jessiesandhu8200]

15:55- perfectly described the nft doggo poop

[@KAIJUKING123]

5:44 wow way to make me feel like cr*p yumi especially since the day after Valentine’s Day February 15 is my birthday hahahahahahaha jkjkjkjkjk he ain’t wrong

[@patricfriberg2678]

i rewatched this while having bruised/cracked ribs, DO NOT DO THAT. hurt like hell from laughing till i started coughing, and the coughing felt like i was beating my chest like tarzan.

[@gearsofawesome4]

10:05 Oh he said it! he said the line! Nogla get the camera!

[@devilgamer0459]

Blarg predicted Palestine 5:35

[@dg_productions]

I actually had to check when this vid was uploaded

[@addictedgamer3449]

It's funny how blarg just knew more about history lmaooo. The Israeli-Palestine conflict has been going on for DECADES now. Just only now is it brought to the attention of the USA

[@LokkerG]

17:23 Followed by Bob Saget

[@TheIrishman32711]

21:40 no bs I had a relative with dementia and I never saw her look up once

[@shadowthehedgehog4737]

I've burped up foam before. It's usually after I drink a soda after working hard.

[@pugryan888]

"Pug me" alright, I'm here. What ya need?😂

[@KisaWorld]

Mr. Humphrey was my history teacher, he is a strange character too. His meme in early 00's was him in snow shirtless and shorts makinga funny pose and us kids loved he liked his weirdness. Yes, he has a wife. Yes. They did the humpy

[@ManiacX1999]

For that Mark Wahlberg story, he was 17 and he was charged with another similar crime when he was 15

[@Glennsarts]

I like how yumi made a joke about Betty white and doo say “ the joke is funny because she died recently.” Then yumi was like “ wait really? 😨” that made me laugh.

[@prmafrozt2943]

10:05 Nogla, is that you?

[@Stonerboi-mz4li]

9:08 I lost mine while playing one of yalls songs does that count lol

[@NicotheEmperorsChampion]

FRUG TIME LADS!!!! 🐸

[@BTTRSWYT]

soup was kinda popping off with the funny word moments

[@justjessi604]

Dooo: “yeah actually, some of us are single by choice. So, you know..” Me: yeah but I doubt it was your choice 😂

[@frenzied9366]

Say hello to sponsor frog for me

[@lascrannon]

A Blarg Video on my Birthday? This is great!

[@sirkelendor5429]

Im so glad someone explained what the hydras heads do in their sponsership segment

[@austinmcclung4742]

4:18 Damn, he got their asses, there. And I ain't even trying to be offensive or anything, but that's the most realistic thing Soup's ever said.

[@liphoenixli]

Well that did not take to long for Betty white to become four jokes haha

[@SpongeBob-xk8cq]

18:40 ummm that would mean you have to eat 5,707 chicken nuggets an hour constantly for the entire year NonStop 😅

[@Geedabug]

5:34 Me: that’s a weird side quest dude.

[@Riggsnterror]

5:43 joke on you yumi, I got my stupid ass a girlfriend.

[@meltingautumn867]

this video is one of the funniest videos ive seen in a while. from end to finish i was laughing.

[@aliteralmosquito.7450]

Imma watch this with a smile on my face and a Donkey Kong on my shirt.

[@NRGEngineer]

Ah yes, you sounded so thrilled to be sponsored by RAID 😂

[@dylanstephenson4088]

6:34 This is the last thing you hear before you die.

[@autonomoussociety868]

It's time for Abe Lincoln to do the pretending to stop slavery prank *GONE WRONG* *REBELLION STARTED*

[@NoyzBocks]

You guys were 2/3 right. I'm a nerdy loser, but I ain't no Virgin 😎 *[internal sobbing]*

[@thatoneleaf9895]

Sponsor is at 0:40 (its Raid: Shadow Legends) End of sponsor is at 2:15 (back to losing braincells.. Yay!)

[@prmafrozt2943]

Sponsor frog at 0:33

[@xvbreadvx6272]

The only time Brazil exists is when Sepultura plays a live show

[@crypticgamez2210]

Bro you didn’t have to do Luigi like that 😂💀

[@ebot5872]

Sadness, I’m watching this on Betty White’s Birthday, happy 100th birthday

[@crusadernumgies]

Back when I was in 5th grade we had a very tall black gentleman named Mr Humphrey and he was epic.

[@codyschwartz6940]

Damn that Palestinian joke be hitting different 😅😅😅😂 aye blag xD