I've been subbed for years, where's my fucking donkle kang
@Nathowsl2 жыл бұрын
@@maximumfilms7458 I got a picture of you need it my boi😂
@jacobkean032 жыл бұрын
“Doo you suck at every video game you’ve ever played” Doo: *plugs in guitar hero with malicious intent*
@sulukaa89802 жыл бұрын
Yes
@akaoniryuu4564 Жыл бұрын
Buddy 😎
@ShaggyDustbin11 ай бұрын
Casually FCs Soulless V
@tirefish7 ай бұрын
I don't know why I read that as "plays guitar hero with malicious face"
@NotSoFrozen2 жыл бұрын
5:42 Damn Yumi didn't have to come at us like that...
@whatdawhatgaming2 жыл бұрын
personelly attacked, character assassination
@nekos_4ever9002 жыл бұрын
I mean it's true
@cursedcat95572 жыл бұрын
At least we have our homies buying chocolate for ourselves is better than giving some else chocolate
@_JamesMorrell_2 жыл бұрын
@@cursedcat9557 I assure you the non virgin losers will also still be buying chocolate for themselves
@riky4president2 жыл бұрын
Eeeeeemotional damage
@Ricefox212 жыл бұрын
Nogla Rage: “D. N. F. DUMB AS FUCK” Blarg Calm: “Oh Dumb as fuck”
@onenormalorca2 жыл бұрын
*DNF* “Oh welp dumb as fuck” That Nogla clip inspired many.
@Serpent9472 жыл бұрын
Was hoping someone else caught that
@LilOkBc Жыл бұрын
Yeah I remember that clip 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣
@nighthawk-walz25942 жыл бұрын
“Pretending to be a new member of the kkk but actually being a grand master wizard” Man this episode of Undercover Boss hit different
@chemicalbean2 жыл бұрын
"oh liberal smoothie" man Soup be dropping bars left right and center. Mostly right, lmao
@albadude19222 жыл бұрын
Soup has better bars than my dads jail cell
@sidestep54352 жыл бұрын
Better bars than MY jail cell
@slaxkaz2 жыл бұрын
He has better bars than the metal bar my dad beats the shit out of me with
@prmafrozt29432 жыл бұрын
6:34 (Where the liberal smoothie lies)
@bandoo18822 жыл бұрын
underrated line from this video lmao
@masonsmith45722 жыл бұрын
8:21 y’all actually gave a lot of people encouragement or made them uncomfortable just then and it was the best 😂😂😂
@tricky15069 ай бұрын
5:34 that became scarily relevant...
@Travis22639 ай бұрын
Frrr 😭
@avgjoegaming82712 жыл бұрын
You'd think with everyone having a raid sponsor I'd remember how much to skip it
@LtTacobell2 жыл бұрын
same
@James.D.B.2 жыл бұрын
Usually they go from 90 (1 minute 30) to 140 (2 minutes 20) seconds
@darkfur182 жыл бұрын
spoiler alert, "SponsorBlock"
@dragonmeister9192 жыл бұрын
I watch the entire thing for Blarg
@James.D.B.2 жыл бұрын
@@dragonmeister919 Fair enough, though he does get payed so long as it's in the video regardless of whether people skip that segment or not
@arkovi36432 жыл бұрын
"If you told me a mobile game had 500 champions, I'd probably assume it's the same character reskinned over and over..." As someone who finally cracked and played Raid, I can confirm that ALOT of the characters are reskins.
@Nathowsl2 жыл бұрын
Blarg funny moments! It’s a good Sunday when blarg uploads :DD
@samsnyder19462 жыл бұрын
It’s a good Sunday when your in it baby😊🥵❤️
@Nathowsl2 жыл бұрын
@@samsnyder1946 😳😳😳
@pandareijgah38202 жыл бұрын
0:16 well, Dooo *did* serve the lord's chicken
@chazpooda10 ай бұрын
2 years later that Israelite Santa didn’t age too well 😭😭
@M00NQUITE7 ай бұрын
i mean its been happening for like 40 years so its not new
@painters_taep59842 ай бұрын
Oh my god my friending 😂
@decasuffrage902110 ай бұрын
damn that santa is invading palestine joke aged like fine wine
@M00NQUITE7 ай бұрын
its been happening for like 30-40 years so its not new news, isreal just started doing much worse stuff recently
@xyztyzyxnova69232 жыл бұрын
I couldnt even see my screen from all the tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. This is by far the funniest video ever posted on the internet and im pretty sure my entire family could hear me laughing my ass off
@lobstereddie92962 жыл бұрын
I could jot relate to that more lmao
@HandiApp2 жыл бұрын
Not funny
@lobstereddie92962 жыл бұрын
@@HandiApp that sir/ma'am is why comedy is subjective
@HandiApp2 жыл бұрын
@@lobstereddie9296 comedy is a myth
@AvaTheTwilightZone2 жыл бұрын
10:05 I love the "dnf, dumb as fuck" reference 😂😂😂
@ancientdwarf70092 жыл бұрын
5:50 damn Yumi, you’re right but damn
@T-RentSchwandt32 жыл бұрын
17:55 THE JUNGLE BOOK JOKE GOT ME HYPERVENTILATING WITH LAUGHTER 😂🤧😭🤧😂
@AMoistEggroll2 жыл бұрын
Never in my years of subbing to Blarg, Soup, and Dooo have I heard Dooo tilted to the point that he becomes an elderly man that hates racing! Timestamp 12:48
@sparton1o1852 жыл бұрын
My response to 6:00 I ain't single buy choice I just got no fucking game 🤣🤣
@declangriebenow43882 жыл бұрын
9:09 answer to that question Yes yes I have 🤣🤣 Ain't nothing more funnier then when you hitting it from the back and Matt starts to freak out during game play 🤣🤣
@smoozies97942 жыл бұрын
you know its a good day when blarg uploads
@tempest77852 жыл бұрын
22:11 threw me off so much. I don’t know what I was expecting but it wasn’t that. Had me laughing for a solid 5 minutes.
@McDoobis2 жыл бұрын
Why did Dooo's "Woah, dude!" sound so genuine tho
@TheWitchwart2 жыл бұрын
21:20 Grandmas Sedan drifting around delivering tofu to all the naughty goons of this world.
@elvinkarimov65762 жыл бұрын
Yeah gotta love initial d
@ValerieTemptation Жыл бұрын
“Santa is invading Palestine” did not age well.
@loganciesla46527 ай бұрын
santa isreal
@M00NQUITE7 ай бұрын
been happening for decades now, its not new news. its just recently gotten so much worse
@davecrupel28176 ай бұрын
I would say it's aged beautifully 😂
@Ungwolop-bh3qe6 ай бұрын
Yeah that's exactly what I was thinking
@ArisSopandi764 ай бұрын
Okay that was just dumb
@thatirishpotato67312 жыл бұрын
at 21:27 i expected yumi to say "I have a fun fact about dimentia, I have a fun fact about dementia, I have a fun fact-"
@tempest77852 жыл бұрын
Same. Thought it was gonna be either that or “hold on I forgot”
@zr_37572 жыл бұрын
22:50 Good news, there are actually multiple of those, they're all PvE and a few of them are actually really good
@Captain_Garchomp2 жыл бұрын
I love how Soup can go from saying the most fuck-shit thing ever to, "wait wait hold up what did *YOU* just say". Like he hasn't said anything stupid yet
@colinswanson28202 жыл бұрын
I actually had tears rolling down my face when soup said “OHHH LIBERAL SMOOTHIE”
@bloodyrose72522 жыл бұрын
Cant believe I just smiled on a Monday 0:14
@Queue_Thrills2 жыл бұрын
Sunday GTA content! Some of my favorite stuff right here.
@i_am_sketchy2 жыл бұрын
15:05 Doo: Master Ree- Subtitles: Master McNasty. Me: Damn you didn't have to do him dirty like that chief-
@timothyphillips97872 жыл бұрын
This was the most I’ve laughed in a very long time thank you🤝
@danielmartin59622 жыл бұрын
I'm home sick with covid and the idea of doo with a grill and dreadlocks being "the coolest mf" just made me laugh so hard I couldn't breath lol
@ku7a942 жыл бұрын
This makes dealing with booster shot side effects much better
@its18992 жыл бұрын
bruh imagine having side effects from covid vaccine
@rohanphilip4912 жыл бұрын
@@its1899 the booster shot was hellish for some reason, but even though i had no symptoms from the first 2 doses
@albadude19222 жыл бұрын
Enjoy bill gates’ 5g chip liberal
@rohanphilip4912 жыл бұрын
@@albadude1922 i mean if you’re gonna use that argument, you’re phone already does that, and if they are tracking us through the vaccine, does it even matter since they would already have the info? I mean if they already do, hell i would consider it a win since they are just getting us immunity either way
@Zenny00 Жыл бұрын
“Santa is in Isreal” “Santa is invading palestine” 💀
@jadenpillows76163 ай бұрын
Yea that one didn’t age well 😂😂😂
@marwanaljohary76152 жыл бұрын
It's about time we get balrg over the 1 Mil line.
@HenryDaNinth Жыл бұрын
The ballrg is rolling quickly my friends
@gearsofawesome42 жыл бұрын
10:05 Oh he said it! he said the line! Nogla get the camera!
@Turtle_Inc2 жыл бұрын
8:00 what a video to go trending 😂
@MaztRPwn2 жыл бұрын
Soup talking about ‘some kid getting recruited so don’t stress out’ is big facts and hit me hard. Comin from a dude in the Navy, there’s lots of ppl with no problems and I’m lookin at em on Twitter & KZbin comments like, “Nigga shut up. Do my job for a month and tell me wassup bout some dumb shit”. 🤣 🤣
@LokkerG2 жыл бұрын
17:23 Followed by Bob Saget
@brandonjohnson17942 жыл бұрын
6:55. here to confirm he exists. I had a HS history teacher named Mr. Humphrey, exact same spelling as to caption
@JelliRae Жыл бұрын
He really got me with all of our virgin nerd fans will be alone on valentines day💀
@jessiesandhu82002 жыл бұрын
15:55- perfectly described the nft doggo poop
@austinmcclung47422 жыл бұрын
4:18 Damn, he got their asses, there. And I ain't even trying to be offensive or anything, but that's the most realistic thing Soup's ever said.
@abone1833 Жыл бұрын
Decided to watch this and the jokes line up perfectly with the current events ahhh isreal jokes.
@ginger_nosoul2 жыл бұрын
I like the editor was like "better sensor the word gay but im ok with isis" 😂😂
@dylan_hooker2 жыл бұрын
well isis isn’t rlly an offensive word lol
@ginger_nosoul2 жыл бұрын
@@dylan_hooker sounds like a personal problem
@dauntlessnicholas16722 жыл бұрын
How the fuck does one get out so many jokes out to fill a 23 minute video holy shit. These guys are comedy gold and goal
@devinmaier4414 Жыл бұрын
8:24 I panic because I thought they caught be jerking I use the goons podcast back round noise to cause a distraction for my brain so I can last longer 😅
@KAIJUKING1232 жыл бұрын
5:44 wow way to make me feel like cr*p yumi especially since the day after Valentine’s Day February 15 is my birthday hahahahahahaha jkjkjkjkjk he ain’t wrong
@Facethatsad10 ай бұрын
Three years later still single for valentines day watching these vids
@prmafrozt29432 жыл бұрын
10:05 Nogla, is that you?
@sealover71342 жыл бұрын
9:34 I am angry, that you people missed that Popeye reference, like come on man. XD
@user-xn8xh5cw5c Жыл бұрын
yet again a amazing video so good I watched it end to finish
@minorityboi21262 жыл бұрын
I was watching Puffer, then I got a notification for Blarg, and here we are
@jdleviathan63192 жыл бұрын
I’m so glad I can rewatch this video, it’s been a while since I had a good laugh like this
@TwistedWasHere2 жыл бұрын
18:16 I stopped looking and thought it was an actual ad lol
@NicotheEmperorsChampion2 жыл бұрын
FRUG TIME LADS!!!! 🐸
@dylanstephenson40882 жыл бұрын
6:34 This is the last thing you hear before you die.
@HemothZealous2 жыл бұрын
50M Nuggets. (590 calories per 10piece) that amounts to about 5M 10peice boxes. meaning, that those people would have to eat about 13,698 10 peice chicken nuggets every single day. For a total of over 80M Calories every single day.
@pugryan8882 жыл бұрын
"Pug me" alright, I'm here. What ya need?😂
@faterayne70482 жыл бұрын
blarg your on trendinggg
@oskarmakuch312 жыл бұрын
RAID SHADOW LEGENDS!!!! Lets GOOOOO
@bigguy44572 жыл бұрын
Bruh I was playing forza while listening to this and at 18:17 I honest to god thought that was an actual ad for a sec
@fatherlysoap1308 күн бұрын
12:40 Coming from someone who does have tourettes, it would make content with y'all 100%, just be prepared to turn your life into a living hell some days 😂
@TheIrishman327112 жыл бұрын
21:40 no bs I had a relative with dementia and I never saw her look up once
@KisaWorld2 жыл бұрын
Mr. Humphrey was my history teacher, he is a strange character too. His meme in early 00's was him in snow shirtless and shorts makinga funny pose and us kids loved he liked his weirdness. Yes, he has a wife. Yes. They did the humpy
@DaemoniumRex11810 ай бұрын
watching this a few days before valentines, just got called out by a 2 year old video
@MyGreatCreation2 жыл бұрын
I burp up foam whenever I microwave a snow globe, crack it open and add some ramen noodles and eat it for dinner.
@Glennsarts2 жыл бұрын
I like how yumi made a joke about Betty white and doo say “ the joke is funny because she died recently.” Then yumi was like “ wait really? 😨” that made me laugh.
@lascrannon2 жыл бұрын
A Blarg Video on my Birthday? This is great!
@johnchiampi1752 жыл бұрын
Best video I’ve watched all day
@Geedabug2 жыл бұрын
5:34 Me: that’s a weird side quest dude.
@justjessi6042 жыл бұрын
Dooo: “yeah actually, some of us are single by choice. So, you know..” Me: yeah but I doubt it was your choice 😂
@devilgamer0459 Жыл бұрын
Blarg predicted Palestine 5:35
@dg_productions Жыл бұрын
I actually had to check when this vid was uploaded
@addictedgamer344910 ай бұрын
It's funny how blarg just knew more about history lmaooo. The Israeli-Palestine conflict has been going on for DECADES now. Just only now is it brought to the attention of the USA
@liphoenixli2 жыл бұрын
Well that did not take to long for Betty white to become four jokes haha
@grizzlymalibu20572 жыл бұрын
If Blarg was santa he would be SANDta
@itisdanmoore2 жыл бұрын
The thumbnail alone guarantees this to be a good video
@HughJanus93010 ай бұрын
This whole video has aged perfectly
@BTTRSWYT Жыл бұрын
soup was kinda popping off with the funny word moments
@shelbeewebb46979 ай бұрын
21:36 as someone who had a grandpa with dementia this is actually true
@ManiacX19992 жыл бұрын
For that Mark Wahlberg story, he was 17 and he was charged with another similar crime when he was 15
@patrickstovall22622 жыл бұрын
22:25 man, undercover boss got weird
@L0GGGG652 жыл бұрын
6:53 can confirm that I dont charge anything
@DatShadowWolf2 жыл бұрын
Funny moments POG owo
@crypticgamez22102 жыл бұрын
Bro you didn’t have to do Luigi like that 😂💀
@jesusjimenez20662 жыл бұрын
Blarg on trending nice!!!
@damianbunnell56772 жыл бұрын
yessir i’ve done it to your videos multiple of occasions 😂
@patricfriberg26782 жыл бұрын
i rewatched this while having bruised/cracked ribs, DO NOT DO THAT. hurt like hell from laughing till i started coughing, and the coughing felt like i was beating my chest like tarzan.
@blessedxav12 жыл бұрын
Wooooooo blarg is trending we’re fucking doing it bois
@aliteralmosquito.74502 жыл бұрын
Imma watch this with a smile on my face and a Donkey Kong on my shirt.
@meltingautumn8672 жыл бұрын
this video is one of the funniest videos ive seen in a while. from end to finish i was laughing.
@Hoplasa2 жыл бұрын
twas a good video, from the end to finish
@SpongeBob-xk8cq2 жыл бұрын
18:40 ummm that would mean you have to eat 5,707 chicken nuggets an hour constantly for the entire year NonStop 😅
@Riggsnterror2 жыл бұрын
5:43 joke on you yumi, I got my stupid ass a girlfriend.
@lukehasenwinkel25642 жыл бұрын
Congrats on making trending blarg
@georgewendell2 жыл бұрын
I love watching all blargs videos from start to go
@nog0dsnomasters2 жыл бұрын
So y'all were wondering if anyone lost their virginity to your videos? I actually did. It was Blarg's best of 2019 video. You're welcome, boys.