GTA 5 Roleplay - DOJ 134 - Meth Not Crack (Criminal)

[@KevinDiaz-hk8rb]

"But it's my bicycle" "you're currently being charged with possession of meth" "its not my bicycle"

[@zerosurvs6949]

"Stop licking my window" "Stop making'em taste so good" 😂

[@yourock3794]

Samantha's hair was on that window!"

[@zerosurvs6949]

@Liam Byron Seems legit.

[@x2kzx]

@@zerosurvs6949 ﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽:﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽

[@zeusistheone4043]

Mmmm tasty and how buggs hates apple but yet I own own cause my family makes me I love androids they have they best cameras.

[@justinmcknight9176]

"The reason why I'm stopping you.." 3 rounds directly to the chest and he falls to his knees, great scene.

[@Inpolx]

I agree that was epic

[@AndyDuphresne]

I felt really bad for that guy lol. He’s one of the best cops and is usually super nice

[@snyperwulffgaming9575]

I fuckin miss Martin... he was a damned treasure with his reactions and attitude.

[@Stiflex]

- That's my bike (we found meth on it) - That's not my bike.

[@sleepsounds1764]

“Oh my god...you look even worse in the light” that had me dying laughing

[@jordanadams7665]

"We got a window licker" im dying lol

[@Nderak]

Sidewalk licker remember that?

[@jeffreis5194]

They need to make a new gang of tweakers called the twack pack

[@x2kzx]

@@jeffreis5194 ﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽:﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽

[@z-botvlogs4860]

@@x2kzx ??? What are you saying???

[@Woosh_MMA]

@@x2kzx this isnt tikok shut up and go do your 9 year old things

[@Yorelz]

That cop kill was brutal

[@x2kzx]

﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽:﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽

[@jayfk2811]

“Stop licking my window!” “Stop making them taste good!”

[@shadejodoin6683]

"I was born on the nonth" killed me

[@treydinero2554]

"Officer my drug of choice is meth not crack"😂

[@elel9640]

"Stop licking my windows!!" "Stop making them taste so good" Ded XD

[@d4rkstr1der61]

Officer: stop licking my window. Buggs: stop making them taste so good. I was fucking dying of laughter

[@dp_upperscore8119]

23:33 Officer John:"Hey sir im master sergeant john with the san andreas highway patrol and the reason why im stopping u..." Bugs:👮🔫

[@Jack-dd7dp]

Polecat should make a shirt saying seems legit

[@dehaas6950]

seems legit

[@canadaisthebest2607]

Jack Ferguson aAlqt daily aes my tablet on myself

[@henrymerrick4858]

Officer: "Sir, what the hell's wrong with you?" Bay Area Buggs: "Well, everything, I was born on the noneth of the noneth"

[@deadgenesis5188]

0:55 Sandals with socks = Meth Head Sandals with socks = LinusTechTips

[@nightmarestars7559]

"Samanthas hair was on that window" "Well that must be why it tastes good." Jesus christ. 😂😂

[@affinx]

Whose samantha

[@sirnickels9979]

Had to reply it. Thought that's what they said 😂

[@Pikachu-om4pc]

23:51 hi this is officer *pewpewpew* laughed so bad

[@thezohan1960]

- Got a bag of meth. -Thats mine.

[@KDill29]

Jesus Christ, it's been 5yrs.....this feels like maybe 3 years ago. Aaaannnd all the OCRP videos that are roughly a year to two years old feel like 3 months ago. Damn it's been a great ride Buggs. Hope you see this comment on the O.G. old school RP video.

[@hasty-carnaage1518]

The way Buggs kept moving the camera all quick and oddlike just sold it even more.

[@themcderp5801]

" would you stop licking the window?" " what? there ain't no law" best response ever lol

[@rj5412]

Cop: "stop licking my windows" Buggs: "stop making them taste so good"

[@JustALostVFRPilot]

911 Did Bush dude your fucking name 😂😂😂

[@snapshotsniper4716]

Buggs: I'm not under arrest Cop: yes you are Buggs: no its opposite day, you are

[@themindflayerst_]

Martins reaction to Buggs licking his windows XD priceless

[@davidhublick2511]

Officer:"Stop licking my window" buggs: "Stop making them taste good". I'm fucking dying

[@weforgotsteveproductions2572]

Stop licking the windows! “Stop making them taste so good!”

[@HelixAgony]

I’ve been binge watching all of your videos. I’ve fallen out of gaming and KZbin and you single handedly have made me interested and entertained. Your content is amazing, your friendships are inspiring and entertaining and whatever game mode this is that I’m unaware of I’m enthralled by but it’s not even just that. You’re unique, talented, and deserving.

[@elliegracemobley1931]

A human bean

[@agaming0324]

We can rice together

[@kingscrub3386]

"Have the medics come check his well being" "Bean? Im a human bean" Cracks me up so much

[@jeffroall5497]

Not crack meth

[@browardcountysheriffsoffic5640]

The gas will go down until you can't see it anymore but you can still use the bike, it doesn't make a difference. Love the videos, keep it up!

[@IncredibleDev88]

"I'D LIKE TO SEE HIM SAY SOMETHING IS ILLEGAL ABOUT THIS" "OH, THIS IS VERY MUCH ILLEGAL" "ABSOLUTELY, YEAH!" XD XD XD LMFAO

[@joecon0112]

When police accidentally hit civilian: Sorry. When civilian accidentally hit police: THATS ASSAULT

[@portomyXBL]

Ikr another dumb logic of gta roleplay police

[@georodriguez2599]

“Holy fuck You look worse in the light”😂

[@jamesgarret5033]

Officer John's death was the most disturbing thing I've ever seen on DOJ.. lol

[@owenvandalen3693]

Stop licking the window! Buggs: stop making them taste so good

[@fatboyshadetree5139]

Buggs types he licking the windows Cop- last guy peed on the Windows *I'm dying by this point* Buggs-must be why they taste so good *I'm rolling* Martin- Samanthas hair was on the window *I freaking lose it!!*

[@treydinero2554]

This video is hilarious I still watch it til this day🤣

[@celebrityrog]

DUDE!!!! 23:25 I felt so bad for that guy. Probably went through a lot to get the roleplay cop position, created an identity, etc and just came up all nice to your car and then you just shoot him. COLD BLOODED *Rick James*

[@11024441]

Officer Martin at 14:34, "OH my God, you look even worse in light!", when Buggs walked into the Police Station!!!😩 😩 😂

[@survivalishisrevenge2511]

9:18 "Tell them I'm a human bean."😂😂

[@standardcake18]

23:36 I did not see that coming! I’m god damn dying 😂😂

[@odysseus4203]

10:58 "Delta 58, this man is licking your windows." XDDDDD

[@emikko05]

He said Delta 11 but yeah that was funny

[@adambarnes9864]

8:20 "That's real information, I was born on the nonth of nonth" 😂😂

[@ethancole9618]

That local chat is really nice to have. Been a LONG time coming. No more waiting an hour to be moved into a room

[@OgJassyWassy]

“What bean imma human bean” I couldn’t stop laughing omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nigel7779]

ikkkk i had to take out one headphone so i could mediate the volume lmfao

[@PossMcLeod]

@14:42 "You look better with the lights off" OMGLOL!!! That's COLD Officer! LAWWWWL! 🤣🤣🤣

[@sxlicify466]

Martin has the lowest tolerance of civs

[@saltyberserker4235]

Gotta bring that first character back, Buggs. This was HILARIOUS

[@timbaker9047]

Police: I'm going to call the medics to check his well being. Buggs:I'm a Human Being(×2) Buggs:Tell the medics I'm a Human Being. Me:(Laughing So Hard I tear up) And then he starts licking the window😂😂😂😂

[@cashmoney7497]

Man i miss this stuff

[@marlattmotos]

Types into chat : "starts licking windows" 😂😂😂

[@StefanGPD]

I'm a simple man, I see Martin D. 50-11, I like.

[@MadMonarchYT]

He attacc, he protecc, but most importantly, cracc is whacc

[@PhDofBonology]

It’s METH

[@bnizzle8500]

I love how realistic the guys playing cops are! "Take fingerprints" this ain't your dad's GTA anymore!

[@shanedurham7093]

Yo he wasn't methin' around 💀

[@jesseshasteen8158]

Shoulda been the title

[@flamingodessert3087]

Officer John's death legit gave me the chills

[@idontknowwhattoputmynameas2788]

13:35 STOP MAKING THEM TAISTE SO GOOD LMAO

[@bmwdude2268]

I started dying at the "starts licking windows" part

[@HalloGais]

23:34 Bruh the way he just fell over lol

[@ihateallofyou100]

"What are you putting on the Windows?" "Samantha's hair was on that window!" 😆😂

[@noicrtm4472]

Martin is my favorite person 😂😂😂

[@ashley-has-games9811]

Jager So Scary Martin hate wellies Wich makes it very funny when bugs does wellies in front of him

[@АльбертЛягушка]

GalxayGirl117Gaming the fuck? No one can understand you. You cant even fucking spell, tbh. You need grammar, language, & spelling classes.

[@ashley-has-games9811]

Альберт Лягушка oh I didn't notice that till now autocorect

[@АльбертЛягушка]

GalxayGirl117Gaming Well no, because auto correct only corrects grammar mistakes. And it corrects spelling, so no it wasn't auto correct it's just that you're like a fucking 6 year old.

[@ashley-has-games9811]

Альберт Лягушка Ok? How am I acting like a six years old when you are here acting like a four year old fighting someone you don't even fucking know I'm done talking bye bye

[@emilcindahl9149]

You should be invisible «ghosts» and both help cops/people and screw up other things!

[@LLM3L024]

23:38 that fall

[@Speedd701]

23:30 The darkest thing about this is that it has certainly happened before in real life; Drove down a dirt road and shot dead.

[@Speedd701]

@Harold Finch Typical KZbin comment, criticism without any productive feedback. "Seems legit.".

[@LoyaLGhee]

@Harold Finch Hiw? How does that make sense in that sentence? "Seems legit".

[@Kronos0999]

@@LoyaLGhee What does 'hiw' mean? "Seems legit."

[@toothpick3475]

Tha cops getting angry at a game 😂 unless his role play is thag strong

[@crazyviking4thevic.700]

"are we at the station?" made me spit my water out

[@TravelingWithWelt]

Lmao i died when he said "Im a human bean" and then Martin says "Get the fuck in the car !! 😂😂 lol

[@thefarmgirl8075]

Itz Weltonettee a human bean

[@TravelingWithWelt]

The Farm Girl thats it 😂😂

[@Lesinator]

23:31 damn, that was some dark shit (bang bang bang) “he’s down”

[@briceberberich9589]

i bet the firefighters feel like shit now cause it's their fault he died lol

[@HalloGais]

BRO the way he fell after he got shot lol

[@collinc7476]

Who else felt bad for officer John for some reason😂

[@mrclean7966]

PCroyalty0 fr lol

[@elijah7937]

his death animation was on point , i felt bad .

[@Buggs]

I felt bad shooting him haha

[@mrclean7966]

Bay Area Buggs lol

[@mrclean7966]

Bay Area Buggs he was cut off

[@Lilcukoo]

I was waiting for Buggs to pull a Super Troopers. "These snozberries taste like snozberries!"

[@Ok-eo9bg]

Dat Guy Jackal that's not from super troopers...

[@iketv8479]

From Buggs, to polecat, to Jeff, etc. It's got me hooked on this shit

[@dallas4882]

23:35 most calm shooting ever.

[@redneck_jesus7863]

"Stop licking the window!" "Dont make them taste so good!"

[@RealShipmate]

New policies that should be put in place... 1. Stand behind the window/door(In first person) with weapon ready when making the first contact on a TC. 2. Mandatory Back-Up if making T-stop in a secluded area.

[@AkiraKritical]

That cop never knew he was gonna take 3 shots in the chest 😂

[@mikemib]

10:55 - If Buggs would've said "The snozberries taste like snozberries" I would've lost it lol

[@kkups4207]

"Samanthas hair was on that window" Lol can't make that stuff up

[@TrafficCamWatch]

23:30 DAMN! I didn't expect that.

[@BlazedNDazed]

Martin has to have seen it all by now 😂

[@ashtonlorenz8732]

"we got a window licker" lol😂😂😂

[@sinorigins964]

Anybody else start crying laughing when the cop was saying his name and he shot him 3 times with no hesitation.

[@Brinrex]

Sin Origins hahaha yes!!!!! 😂

[@Seriewoordenaar0229]

The whole licking the window part was hilarious. Never NE'd this hard!

[@secretlyelizabeth6659]

No one, fucking no one : Bugs : windows taste nice

[@knighthawk2473]

OMG 13:40 “Stop making the windows taste so good .. “ HAHAHAHHAHA

[@Kaleb833]

"No fuck apple, Android only" Nice one buggs nice one, I like that

[@Roushfan5]

Also, got roasted by the fuckin' fire men. "Can't find 'em grind 'em."

[@parchmentpaper4330]

“Stop making them taste good”

[@awzeu]

The new catch phrase is “seems legit”

[@metalsmyth6945]

dude I watch so many of these I even say seems legit sometimes hahahaha

[@Joey-xl4td]

Metals myth samee😂

[@tktoowavytwg9098]

“Stop making them taste so good”😂

[@louneau]

I cannot stop laughing 😂😂😂.... Martin n Buggs are going at it

[@roset9835]

This is the funniest.. besides the drunk "WALK DA WALK" and he's just. Sitting there. Flipping cops off. Those cops are funny as fuck

[@zeropointnineninenine4951]

That death animation was insane

[@Alfiem05]

I was dying when he started licking a window 😂😂

[@alial-ashail3015]

Martin has me dying of laughter 😭😂😂😂😂

[@miadrain1454]

why bugs character look like he was in a famine not doing methamatics

[@seanmitchell8306]

13:25 stop making them taste so good XD Best come back ever

[@Karmy.]

"I'm a human bean!" -BayAreaBuggs, 2017

[@YoKyvo]

Buggs really wanted his human bean joke acknowledged.