GTA Online Update Week - DEWBAUCHEE WEEK!

Today we go over the brand new update week in GTA Online! #gta5 #gtaonline #gta5update #gta
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HEY BOYS (gamers) (gaming) it is me HARMNONE (harmnone) here to play gta5 (gta 5) (gta online) I recently purchased an iPhone 13 from (mrbossftw) (he was illegally selling them :D) as I walked down MAIN STREET towards MADISON SQUARE GARDEN I stumbled across LEBRON JAMES (wow, incredible) he was in the middle of getting DUNKED ON by MICHAEL JORDAN (MJ) because even at 780 years old MICHAEL JORDAN is still a much better player than Bron (it's true) as I walked I saw a billboard featuring EST GEE & 42 DUGG (two of the greatest rappers alive) advertising their new ALBUM "LAST ONES LEFT" (they are the last ones left) on top of that I also walked past LIL BABY (the goat). As I continued I stumbled upon JOE BIDEN (wtf) (he was taking money from mrbossftw to be let off of his prison sentence) (he was convicted of being one of the worst KZbinr's in history) after I witnessed this (which I totally didn't obviously) (pls joe don't have my family wiped). Finally I reached my final destination, JFK INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT where I then witnessed TGG (the gaming gorilla, ((famous gta 5 KZbinr)) being detained by the TSA for suspicion of international piracy on the high seas (wow). Naturally this was alarming as I didn't believe that he was a pirate (innocent until proven guilty) I then boarded my plane and flew into EUROPE (but definitely not near UKRAINE or RUSSIA ((I DONT WANT TO GO THERE RIGHT NOW)) finally the plane landed in Somalia, where I then dismounted the plane (yes) and got into a white Toyota Hilux pickup truck (with a mounted DShK machine gun in the bed((a bit odd)) I then went to a remote village on the eastern side of the BEAUTIFUL NATION. In said village I was instructed to enter a hut made of scrap corrugated metal fence and blue tarps. Inside of the hut I found something I never expected to see. Tylarious, Broughy1322, Digital Car Addict, Saintsfan, Nitrix Warlord, TGG and... MRBOSSFTW... all sitting around a small table made of thatch and tires (wtf is going on omg) they then sat me down and handcuffed me to the small 3 legged white plastic chair (oh no)
Naturally this was a very alarming situation to be apart of, but I wasn't going to let it get the best of me. Next thing I know, DONALD (redacted monetization and legal reasoning) AND KANYE (yez) WEST enter the hut through the back piece of tarp.
MrBossFTW comes over to me while the others watch in disarray, he gets close to me and whispers in my ear "you wanna know how I got this hut?"
I replied "no not really"
He said "I've made over 7,000 clickbait videos, extended just past the 8 minutes mark, for extra ad revenue. Now that my views are dwindling and the next era of GTA KZbinrs are being ushered in, I've felt it was time to take the reigns back into my hands"
Feeling very confused and like I was having a fever dream, just when I thought things couldn't get any stranger...
WHISTLINDIESEL RUNS THROUGH THE WALL OF CORRUGATED FENCE AND TARPS IN HIS BRAND NEW LAMBORGHINI HURACAN THAT HE recently purchased from TJ HUNT (what is going on ((I am truly alarmed)) hitting and dismembering the worst GTA 5 youtuber of all time.
Moments later we all gather ourselves and meet around what's left of the table (there is not much)
Former US President Donald (redacted for legal and monetization reasons) reaches his hand out to me and assures me that nothing like this will ever happen again (wow) and that MrBossFTW has been a wanted criminal on the CIA's MOST WANTED LIST for 10 YEARS (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
I receive the CONGRESSIONAL MEDAL OF HONOUR for my antics (not sure what I did but ok hehe) (medal of honor go brrrrrrrrr) I then ride back to the airport with the unspoken president and we depart back to NORTH AMERICA (epic)
Thank you DOnALD :)
If you made it this far Idk why you read all of that but I certainly hope you enjoyed it.
Oh and KIM KARDASHIAN & SKETE (pete) PETE DAVIDSON (peter davidson) are goofs

[@NoBy96]

I couldn’t wait to hear what you had to say about the Luxury Autos offerings this week, wasn’t disappointed 😂

[@HarmNone]

I had to keep it nice and short

[@aushwada]

ASTON MARTIN LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! also "it sucks" 🖐😂 I can't

[@HarmNone]

Lmao

[@sarktravis6035]

1:17 I love how much detail and depth you went into for the luxury autos

[@Jordi_T]

Thanks you for grind these out as soon as possible every week. We all appreciate you

[@Say_Goodnight68]

“It sucks” is so real 😭😭🤣🤣

[@MattIsNotaBot]

The English Dave cameo. Can't escape that guy 😂

[@potatooboy1]

“it sucks” real.. what are they doing with luxury autos

[@rapidsonic8014]

This might be the right time for ne to get the dewbache seven-70 and maybe the champion.

[@jeffmayhue325]

Love waking up on Thursdays and watching these

[@TaxEvasionIRS]

1:16 this is why I fucking love HarmNone man. You're actually my favourite GTA KZbinr

[@burnzy5150]

Luxury autos: "it sucks"😂😂👍

[@Sai_cx907]

Legend ❤

[@IxxAMxGHOST]

Bro, I was in tears about your reaction to Luxury Autos😂🤣😂🤣 🫡🫡🫡🫡

[@extremeencounter7458]

Lmao yep like wtf Rockstar, my Entity XF continues to allude me

[@NobleGrace-is3fm]

I like how harmnone gives zero fks about what’s in premium deluxe.

[@tha_dealler4811]

ah now i understood why the Dewbauchee Massacro was repeated in both LSCM and Simeons ... still good to get the Champion finally

[@Gemstone_Gacha_Cat]

I know my jb700s infact I bought the regular jb700 which saved some money and won the W from the ls car meet prize ride

[@Brock90]

Hey harm, i need youre advice on something. Should i sell my pegassi ignus for 1.8 mil and instead buy a vagner and a rapid gt classic, or is it not worth?

[@murattyngo]

I wasnt playing for months. Should I buy Salvage yard now or wait for sale?

[@wildvandee1079]

I know nothing about this car but can you use the weaponized jb 700 car for missions are anything really and is it a good car

[@patrickvanloo5206]

Its a mid week. Lets hope we see a good ma manhunt ore hide and seek from harmnon and friends 😂

[@Nova_Nuke]

Early gang 😤

[@NoRestEffect]

I hate that one of the Ashton Martins has a stupid livery that we’re stuck with whenever we buy it. I bought two and I regret it

[@KingKranium-tf6rg]

157th viewer!! Yeeeeaaaahhh....no? Poo.... Great vid, Harmnone!! There's A lot to be excited about this week...just...not in GTA online... Actually, I do need to get the Champion and Vagner, so, there is that! Yeah!! 🤓

[@StevenMiller-cx6co]

1:17 is that a Willard faction and fr36 how has luxury autos not bankrupt yet lmao

[@jay.foster777]

Make more forza top gear challenges i remember them last year

[@Rob-dt6mo]

Why does the Rapid GT suck it have been waiting for this car for ages to finish my Aston martin garage. Its a fun car to drive as well 😮👍

[@TraviNomotion]

Luxury autos suck not the rapid gt

[@Rob-dt6mo]

@@TraviNomotion ok my mistake 👍👍

[@flyfishizationjones4940]

You should have been wearing the Dewbauchee tshirt. Is it new?

[@Shaneeee1]

I just won it 20 minutes ago

[@Big.Bori_Rage]

Champion or Vagner?

[@Goodgameik1]

I just bought the Dewbauchee car I thought I was going to get a free car but I didn't' I'm stupid for that😂

[@brandongibson2520]

Ayyee booyyys

[@klightmare1646]

Day 8 of asking you to Complete your car Brand Vehicle Tier List Series

[@smokeyrebel-ek6sx]

😳🫡😜

[@TNidk123isnothere]

FIDT

[@justsloth6900]

I have officially quit GTA 5 cause it's so boring playing alone

[@TNidk123isnothere]

5 seconds ago damnnn

[@Hellohowareyouwont_talkmuch]

It's not a perfect week

[@beerman717]

Trash

[@vampyrspawn696]

Weekly Update Thnxxx HarmNone 🫡😎🫡