GTA SA Big Smoke and Ryder missions but with randomizer

[@Axorb]

Thank you for watching everyone! You can also watch KeV3n's randomized "The End Of The Line" mission here! :D kzbin.info/www/bejne/b2KznI14rJxmhck Timeline: **Big Smoke Missions** Big Smoke: 0:17 OG Loc: 3:59 Running Dog: 7:34 Wrong Side of the Tracks: 8:54 Just Business: 11:32 **Ryder Missions** Ryder: 16:59 Home Invasion: 19:32 Catalyst: 22:26 Robbing Uncle Sam: 24:54 Pier 69: 27:40 Outtakes: 30:33

[@АртемКарнаухов-ц6в]

Молодец

[@cjremingtonhype]

@@reezq2 masa 🗿

[@angelise630]

Custom mod

[@angelise630]

@@reezq2 how’s the mud

[@sherezadevergara9440]

Uh oh CJ’s schizophrenia came back 😞 😣 😬

[@user-wb7uz6sx1h]

5:43 It was perfect lol

[@vanandrei3060]

Lol xd

[@schkann1384]

have you looked at yourself in the mirror lately?

[@mat88422]

@@schkann1384 Throw him in the pit with the others!

[@vannesaameliaputri3284]

🤣🤣🤣

[@thatquietkidintheback1146]

@Super Mario would have been better if CJ was wearing his cop outfit

[@kirillbarr]

Girl: “black - 35” Man: “NINE” 6:15

[@averagereinhardtmain6572]

He was just correcting her thats all

[@WHATSAHANDLEIDKIDK]

Kids in GTA SA Confurmed?

[@EduardoSalamanca1960]

Asian 19

[@nurulfatinnajwabintiazhar961]

He's say 9 6:15

[@kavinsky7793]

31:32 Vagos: **get away** Smoke: *(SCREAM)*

[@Huss_08]

i guess the train was loaded with number nines this is the only reason big smoke would scream

[@kavinsky7793]

vagos stole his large soda

[@Huss_08]

@@kavinsky7793 and *_C H E E S E_*

[@drifter493]

Accurate

[@Sos_mislom]

Yeah, lmao 😂

[@Bacho5]

6:37 -Watch that alleyway -and What that mean? -*pain and fart noises* Arrraaghhh

[@enzoperruccio]

😂😂😂

[@SuikodenGR]

I don't think he meant by farts...😏

[@АлександрПорубов-ж9й]

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[@АлександрПорубов-ж9й]

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[@АлександрПорубов-ж9й]

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[@Snoop_Doge]

7:55 sweet home Alabama

[@samueldavid1757]

aww hell naw🤣

[@vcsa681]

I'm dying over there

[@ethanz1938]

Lmao

[@Handhandme]

HAHAHAH

[@ZR3009]

*oh god*

[@kosimekus_group]

*Helicopter driving on Glen Park's road* Women: How does he do that?

[@Bacho5]

Everyday in los santos

[@KaL0S]

theres a boat in SanAndreas but not in Bikini Bottom

[@TimDragonDeckers]

Or trailers without a truck.

[@kosimekus_group]

@@TimDragonDeckers the timing of the woman says that is exactly pass by the Helicopter when taking the Right Turn 😂😂

[@jackh.3052]

Lmao

[@charliediamond6197]

I love how at 1:13 somebody’s line is just the sound of a crane being operated 😂

[@xgamerbih]

Not a crane. That sound is from the shooting range

[@SilverFan8]

And rider is the only one a bike lol

[@streamspoart2671]

I'm not warning you again

[@they6622]

@@streamspoart2671 Don't lose us CJ!

[@Hider22777]

@@they6622 Rollin' Heights Ballas country

[@BalticoYT]

4:53 is perfect "I'm thinking of going into the ministry later in life. CJ, This one's all yours, baby." "Aw shit! Big smoke!" *scream*

[@ayssersoussi6198]

@Jared Walker FBI: suspect last seen

[@Gunner98]

@@ayssersoussi6198 Hospital lady: Mr. Sindacco? There must be some mistake.

[@BozoFox42069]

@@Gunner98 “don’t expect me kiss yo a** or nothin’”

[@NotJohnTanner]

@@BozoFox42069 who was them dudes?

[@WHATSAHANDLEIDKIDK]

@@NotJohnTanner ok, it’s clear

[@SusieFanK]

12:30 *CJ starts shooting with a Minigun* "Oh God, no!" Actually pretty realistic reaction.

[@togone0three]

12:59

[@Sos_mislom]

Yeah)

[@Wertyber]

lol

[@MisterJohnDoe]

"You on the other hand are about to have a dietary problem."

[@soapcnc]

25:12 - "Carl come back home, Im speaking !" "I hear you, baby !"

[@andreaskowalsky6266]

20:25 *Gangstas talking seagull* 😂🤣😆

[@ethanz1938]

Whatever. You got five minutes

[@cyrusthevrus]

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@itwontcomeout5678]

Everybody gangsta till the gangstas start talkin seagull

[@stevhandingwall7189]

Mike can hear gulls!

[@vannesaameliaputri3284]

😤😤😂😂😂😂

[@GeneralCane]

11:01 - "Don't you bail out on me, CJ!" *Immediately bails out*

[@justsomeguyyy03]

20:54 "Are you ok?" 21:00 "Yeah, for now..later!"

[@korbuy1564]

call 911

[@trueno5791]

17:58 when your pranking is trash but you still try

[@brenolins9908]

Lmao 😂😂😂

[@redsus3099]

Im 40 like

[@pluto7493]

11:02 Ryder: Dont u bail out on me CJ! CJ: (Bail out of the car) Big smoke: thats my dog makin y'all pay

[@kodoqbesar4301]

*Just a little closer holmes*

[@NorthBoiX]

10:59

[@grinningdino]

15:20 *_CJ:_* _Shooting_ *_Ryder (out of nowhere):_* Why you ain't blastin', Smoke? *_Me:_* Em, well, because he's busy riding the bike, duh.

[@AppleSlicer2019]

Im the 69th liker

[@Gunner98]

Whenever I watch this part, my brain automatically makes up this sentence: "I'll shoot 'em when I'm done eating"

[@shadowfight4454]

@@Gunner98 эта фраза из мисии забегаловка

[@Gunner98]

@@shadowfight4454 ik from the mission "drive thru"

[@capelja4744]

Alright, let's get out of here. Go see Kendl.

[@13Riflez]

8:50 CJ's long lost twin

[@junienet]

18:59 "They're upfront, take em down!" *_"M E F I R S T !"_*

[@user-kp8wn1iw8o]

Oh ok

[@tonito7566]

20:26 lmao wtf

[@pauloqzo8595]

69 likes

[@LeKushnir]

70

[@vcsa681]

"Whatever,you got five minutes"

[@Journey_to_who_knows]

The strange thing is that you can never hear birds in the game

[@YETH1NKYAKNOWHUDUMMEANIN]

@@Journey_to_who_knows Nope. You can actually hear them in Los Santos Docks. I heard it only once

[@JamesTrifolium]

12:10 “Perimeter is secure, standing down” *I’M HERE TO STEAL PASTA SAUCE!*

[@kaneanunciacion9444]

Ahahahahahahaha idk why I'm laughing so hard it's just very funny aahahaha

[@PathyOverYonder]

Spill*

[@toshi_tosuri]

6:37 -"watch that alleyway " -"and what that mean?" -"Aarrgghh!"

[@justarandomguy3684]

🌭

[@SecondaryStorm]

@@justarandomguy3684 hotdog for $1

[@soapcnc]

21:43 - Casino Girl: "Sir doesn´t have sufficient money to back another bet" Sweet: "CJ !" LMAO ! Like "CJ ! You should be ashamed" xD

[@MatongaYTPHispanos]

I though the same hahaha

[@cyrusthevrus]

LMAO!!

[@robocatik]

8:49 EPIC

[@userproton08]

8:46

[@Striraid]

9:56 never thought about how good Blista Compact looks in orange.

[@miggymigz7160]

22:18 CJ: Let's drop in on OG Loc Ryder: RETREAT!! XDDD

[@Winabagel23]

And how fast the mission passed sign pops up after makes it even funnier and more random 😂

[@zenith6332]

What's more coincidental, he said retreat when the helicopter was about to crash him.

[@chevroletcamaro3885]

XDDDD

[@silvercapricorn4810]

Busta

[@shameyt6033]

The fact that was actually accurate in GTA sa story 🤣😭💀

[@AngryDavid808]

8:48 Well, everything about this part is surprisingly perfect.

[@dp7165]

Lol that's true

[@BlackStallione]

I just love the mission passed with camera pic taken sound timing together perfectly lmao

[@tropixx_xlr1549]

Agreed!!

[@I.ArTech]

6:00 chasing a Ferrari with a farm truck. LOL

[@WHATSAHANDLEIDKIDK]

Actually it’s called Turismo in game

[@fyermansyah623]

@@WHATSAHANDLEIDKIDK actually he was joking

[@luv-kalos]

@@WHATSAHANDLEIDKIDK when youre too virtual to state the fact that Turismo is based on Ferrari F40😂

[@Sos_mislom]

Yeah, lmao 😂

[@maverickx3791]

6:37 Cesar: watch that alleyway Cj: what that mean? *Cesar died* Cesar: Aarrgghh!

[@Hider22777]

81 in

[@tropixx_xlr1549]

I think it's more like vomiting I think...

[@user_747]

😂😂

[@chedvidal6293]

12:28 Smoke: You, on the other hand, have a dietary problem Some guy: OH GOD NO

[@SecondaryStorm]

Where?

[@BozoFox42069]

@@SecondaryStorm does the Pope shit in the woods?

[@shameyt6033]

Oh my God Berkley's shot this bandit up pretty good!

[@sticksteranims6284]

Alright, don't trip.

[@Kaplan_MT]

I'll have nowhere to live and no safe Haven from Berkley...

[@krisnatherryano4610]

20:26 CJ : (projects sounds of seagulls from his mouth) Ryder : whatever, you got 5 minutes

[@Ryder69420]

1:15 what a normal car in sa

[@secondperson5694]

Lmfao I just noticed it

[@BraixenKartzem]

19:49 "Like you said, i got some other sh¡t going on" "OK, CJ, this is the one, good work, holmes!" "B r e a k"

[@unknowngod8221]

UwU furry

[@rickysuwito3677]

​@@unknowngod8221watch that alleyway!

[@smolder3680]

25:53 Helena: Carl it’s Helena Carl (interrupts): That’s all I wanted to hear)

[@febrosavierferdinand5922]

22:18 Cj: Let's drop in on OG Loc Ryder: RETREAT!!!

[@shameyt6033]

He didn't have to do em like that 🤣😭💀

[@Gunner98]

Ryder used his ninja skills to disappear

[@i.s.a.t.newroman8992]

20:25 T-they speak in language... Of bird? Holly!!!!! I need an exorcism!!!!!

[@opensesame9493]

5:33 *when FBI tries to enter your house*

[@vannesaameliaputri3284]

Best moment in randomizer

[@BozoFox42069]

Black 33

[@Gunner98]

You mean 5:43 ?

[@noobscoopsies1100]

13:52 Military: All towers are cleared to use lethal force. Repeat. Lethal force! Cj:Dont ask me i'm just a tourist 😂😂😂

[@redsus3099]

Im 100 like

[@adat81]

Me too

[@Landon657]

Okay you can sway lead the way

[@Sos_mislom]

Lmao😂

[@187Streak]

6:43 Trust nobody, not even yourself

[@ambrosaur3646]

Us (2019) be like

[@eetuthereindeer6671]

2:28 that was cute

[@brenolins9908]

Why

[@leepickek7923]

Lady's first

[@eetuthereindeer6671]

@@brenolins9908 because it was just a cute crash. Axorb was just trying to go home behind his homie but the homie crashed and so did axorb. And the honking was just a way to cheer up the crashed homie lol

[@johncarlofernandez2698]

That CJ "Oof" in the intro gets me every time

[@fajarazka9393]

7:56 CJ : oh shit, ceaser, sorry man i thougt you was kendl ceaser : keep it thight me : wat

[@vcsa681]

You forgot the "Is all on my mouth"

[@jackh.3052]

Yasss

[@youraveragejoe2]

@@vcsa681 lol

[@deviansetiawan466]

4:35 Bikini Bottom : San Andreas

[@Winabagel23]

15:13 "Thank you for playing sir" :) *DROPS FUCKING CAR BOMB*

[@arturwarios973]

9:39- Big Smoke mother

[@BozoFox42069]

MUWMMA?! Is ThAt YoOU?!

[@krajendramamta]

21:07 Carl steals a crate and puts it in the car Somebody: CALL 911!

[@qwertytwerqy2440]

7:54 Though, those two lines made me laugh out loud XD

[@slyfox2794]

12:05 CJ: *speaking female voice* Big Smoke: "Heey, CJ, you never cease to amaze me!"

[@Lakros03]

19:17 nobody: CJ: "the human heart" wtf

[@vcsa681]

@Aydin Dishli the proof is he calling ryder jizzy

[@kaneanunciacion9444]

Im dieng ahahahahahahahahahaha

[@kaneanunciacion9444]

The human heart Respect+++

[@arthurmorganhere]

He has this line in the mission "Key to Her Heart"

[@MisterJohnDoe]

ODYSSEUS YOU SHIT

[@AliansyahKevin]

"Urgh, it's all in my mouth!" "Ooh shoot, Cesar, sorry man. I thought you was Kendl" "Keep it tight" "Hey, how are things after, you know" "Hang on Sweet!" "That's two Berkley, TWO!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@AliansyahKevin]

@*gυη ѕєρтιм* **Spoiler Warning**

[@alinek2289]

@*gυη ѕєρтιм* 7:54

[@AliansyahKevin]

@@alinek2289 WATAF

[@BraixenKartzem]

W a t

[@qwertytwerqy2440]

INCEST

[@DimensionalChanger]

CJ, Ryder and Sweet with heavy cars, Smoke still on bike, he trying to lose weight

[@Arthur32O]

ryder is on the bike

[@DimensionalChanger]

He’s on the bike in the second half, on the first is Smoke

[@Gefehhka]

20:25 everybody gangsta until gangstas starts talking seagull

[@exodus3504]

lol

[@imthesupra]

Whatever. You got 5 minutes.

[@dlysicin]

10:50 The real CJ is trying to drive away the impostor

[@Healthy_Aurora]

7:55 - Guy: Urgh, It's all in my mouth! CJ: ooh shit, Cesat, sorry man. I thought you was Kendl.

[@exodus3504]

Lmfao

[@ayssersoussi6198]

Alabama

[@potbor4722]

( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)

[@tarekzoabi9031]

r/suddenlygay

[@Gunner98]

Lmaooo!

[@berbiXD]

8:20 *running for that boi* Smoke:SPEED UP, CJ!

[@CREEPSTEVE]

10:33 You left big smoke behind Cj: no i dont

[@KptKosmit91]

"Hey Zero, what about Berkeley"? "Doing business in America is dangerous!"

[@clarenzecore]

"how high are you" Me:

[@merk-o-frik8394]

me: no

[@badja08]

love how freddy gets a turismo and you got a walton lmao

[@berbiXD]

7:51 its killing me :)))

[@stupidjerx4155]

15:20 - Why you ain't blastin', Smoke?

[@TheDarkThief692]

This is the most coolest mod i've ever seen in your channel you made me laugh a lot

[@molinike3473]

7:54 - "Urgh, it's all in my mouth!" Carl: "Ooh shit, Cesar, sorry man. I thought you was Kendl." 💀💀💀💀💀

[@carlover1816]

26:39 When you wanna move house all by yourself, but all you have is a small convertible.

[@Gunner98]

Luckily you have a friend who'll take care of all boxes back there.

[@greenwoodmusic6555]

Game: *You left Big Smoke behind!* CJ, approaching him: No, I didn't.

[@andreaskowalsky6266]

That moment when you realise you know where ALL these quotes come from ...

[@Shaymin28]

We are freaks :D but I do not regret :D

[@BaconPuncakesX]

voice lines out of context is the best thing ever 17:30 it's just the self driving trailer. nothing to be worried about.

[@Aditya_PS]

8:46 perfect camera sync

[@Chelzaum]

19:11 wow the fence saved the grove street boys

[@BozoFox42069]

And the bullet bounced right off the car and killed the Ballas member.

[@luferpd]

5:52 Freddy gets a Turismo and you have to chase him with that shitty truck lol

[@follamamis9676]

Dad: dont worry son,the flying van its not real,it cant hurt you The flying van: 29:13

[@a.jlewissonicski5278]

9:39 Big Smoke: Momma is that you?

[@Wasmachineman]

20:58 stratum as burglary car, BRILLIANT! also the Perennial as heli in pier 69 killed me

[@Стёпушка-з7т]

13:57 BEST AIM IN THE WORLD

[@Fritzv.D.]

When you dont got anything to do and still disagree to boomers telling you to go out and socialize

[@arcturusmengsk6373]

8:18 vagos praying for mercy

[@MadnessIncVP]

0:52 That’s a big ol’ ‘Bike’, ey? 6:05 Freddy’s in a freakin’ Turismo and you two are in a Walton. 11:03 Can’t blame you on that one. 17:17 Damn, Ryder upgraded his vehicle, huh? 29:19 The flying car, though.

[@a.jlewissonicski5278]

25:27 CJ: Ryder where da hell you at man!? Woozie: Come on it’s this way. Military Guard: What? But but I’ve never seen? how could it be?

[@shameyt6033]

CJ: Did you hear that?

[@bradpittjr360]

It the d.a not military guard

[@CLOWNBOT00]

THIS IS SO FUNNY TO WATCH 😂 I don't normally type in all CAPS, but I'm just wowed at this point. Good mod!

[@EternoFuoriPosto]

27:17 TWO!!

[@kirillbarr]

Do NOT say, “like a doughnut!”

[@Hello.Mr.pangestue]

1:18 poor ryder

[@cyrusthevrus]

Rolling Heights Ballas Country.

[@brrruuuh]

Doing business in America that part really cracked me up

[@cloudy_93]

28:01 Zero: They're not toys! They're just smaller! Me: Me and the boys smaller This is perfect

[@failman_hf]

7:54 "Urgh, it's all in my mouth Oh shit, Cesar, sorry man. I thought you was Kendl"

[@cyrusthevrus]

20:25 *L M A O* From now on when I hear a seagull I'll just know Ryder is watching my back😂😂😂😂

[@Gunner98]

After Pier 69, whenever you hear seagulls, remember Ryder is watching you from heaven :')

[@StalwartTirith]

This is like the ultimate fever dream. It's so surreal that it's genuinely amazing.

[@joaquinchias6990]

1:20 Ryder:i dont have money for a car ;-;

[@arielcastroq5326]

15:14 "Thank you for playing, sir" Car explodes***

[@ProfesjonalnyYoutuber]

7:54 lmao it's all in my mouth oh shit Cesar sorry man I thought you was kendl KEEP IT TIGHT

[@yaseenyasir2504]

24:04 Are you a Professional? *ducks in and out of the car’s roof*

[@kirillbarr]

SWEET: “CJ, YOU TAKE OF KANE - YOU GUYS, TAKE CARE OF THESE OTHER MARKS!” CJ: “What do u want, Toreno?”

[@radzzz376]

6:37 "Watch that alleyway!" "And what that mean?" *Aarrgghh!!*

[@Osaid482]

16:38 Ceasar:No cj you gotta come and see something Ryder:Aw,what's this?We got Ballas trying to crash the party Cj: Hey, I'm kinda busy lemme get back at you The truth:Perfection. They said you were a moron.

[@miloradpetrovic7244]

LOL

[@CLOWNBOT00]

5:17 CJ: Hey, sweet cheeks, get ready, cuz I'm coming over there. Hashberry Pimp: Hmm, you walking like a winner, bitch! This pimp doesn't know when to quit but those lines definitely coincided!

[@schkann1384]

2:13 when ur arguing with someone and you got nothing to say

[@notmorg]

12:20 Ok so.... i think now i understand, so CJ Will bring some Grove street Boys to come to Liberty City too, because the forellis are finished in this Town

[@freekinghox3753]

11:24 speech 100

[@Berttus]

"Dont you bail out in my, CJ" Bails from the car instantly

[@redthered279]

"ITS ALL IN MY MOUTH" "Sorry cesaer i thought you were kendl" "keep it tight!"