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SCP - Containment Breach is a free survival horror game based on the works of the SCP Foundation community.
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[@shoulderpyro]

"Please god.. please.. help me" 343: "Yo."

[@fenrirvonfallenmoon5499]

Lol

[@necrosis3643]

U have the same number of spc 173 xd

[@katrinaisoffline]

@@rottenbagel1737 I'm guessing they meant likes?

[@lhenggomez7522]

:Guard:WOW its god is it really you?:343 AKA God in the SCP univurse:yes it is me God I will help you:Guard:Welp my prayers have been answered"

[@Clamine]

SCP 343 not real god man he is say for real god

[@peterkaboomitrain242]

Scp - 20001 *TUNA CASSEROLE* Object class: Keter Is hated by some security guards

[@monkeybanana3058]

-Keter- Apollyon

[@piggyman-st8iu]

Nah, more like ThAUmiEl

[@facilityguard970]

Personally if we had a choice, tuna casserole will be classified as an scp.

[@erieriderschillingcorner1595]

@@piggyman-st8iu thaumiel are useful scps that help contain other scps. This shit is appolyon.

[@theunitedstatesmarinecorp1969]

@@piggyman-st8iu No It ShOuLd Be KeTeR XK Extinction Leval

[@Hoosier1816]

“Tuna Casa Rolle in the other hand, is a disgusting abomination that should be locked up like everything else in this place” is the best line in the game.

[@ezrawilfredamedo5697]

i agree tuna casserole is disgusting

[@thestrangeone12209]

Truer words have never been spoken. XD

[@MagnumLoadedTractor]

Man who ever made the script is a genius

[@Sergeant_Bradford]

I love that line

[@babymetroid6661]

@@ezrawilfredamedo5697 I HEARD YOU TALKING TRASH ABOUT MY FAVORITE SNACK?! ÒWÓ

[@JustJoshReal]

"the tuna is disgusting and should be locked up with the rest of this freaks" XD

[@brzo.]

DEAD

[@robertcopley5809]

Josh S True it should

[@officerulgrimfromscp6653]

It is disgusting though...

[@colemorrow5042]

173 likes....

[@mas532]

Scp 1444 aka tuna casserole We fucking hate it, so we locked it up here

[@Minisculev2115]

Why the hell does the guard sound like swagger souls

[@ethanpine5669]

i think it might be!

[@Gideon_the_Seraph]

oh shit! :O

[@eminepalak5914]

IKR

[@redknight5318]

It sounds just like him

[@Stormkas]

He does sound like him but it's not.

[@thechosenone9910]

I’ve never heard someone talk so passionately about pizza.

[@cindygonzalez6178]

Lol

[@umlowiec]

true

[@linc54]

Hey today is pizza day right?

[@thechosenone9910]

Linc Actually I think it’s tuna casserole.

[@hectorryan7591]

That's how good it is.

[@yellowmello1223]

4:10 That guard later became the developer of _SCP: Containment Breach._

[@icedtease1973]

Then he was assassinated by the Intelligence Agency.

[@realrandiee]

@@icedtease1973 Why?

[@aetherian31]

@@realrandiee yes

[@loading3154]

@@realrandiee *facepalm*

[@realrandiee]

@@loading3154 For fu-

[@hund7458]

We need to give more credit to how much personality they managed to cram into Ulgrin in that short amount of time.

[@DukeLovesYou]

Robert Kidd Thanks! I was the voice of Ulgrin. I basically just improvised all my lines.

[@-Risk-]

Janice Edwards Hes literally the voice of ulgrin

[@paperfox5292]

@@DukeLovesYou You did a great job; one instantly dislikes Ulgrim xD

[@zyxkon8235]

Janice Edwards lol dumb ass

[@melindamartinez8649]

@Janice Edwards he is the voice actor of chief Franklin dumbass

[@CRRNCRW]

1:22 A moment to appreciate how they made the guard sound like an actual human being and not just some mindless storm trooper shit.

[@brguardian3137]

Hey ! Storm trooper lifes matter !

[@SnowtrooperTW-5102]

WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT ME???

[@modernmillennium]

@@SnowtrooperTW-5102 guards are basically you guys when put on fine in 914 CHANGE MY MIND

[@AGermanwithaMG42]

@@brguardian3137 German ones from ww1? Indeed they do

[@Piiccoo923]

@@SnowtrooperTW-5102 Don't worry, I will always see you and your fellow troopers as heroes

[@angeldust6341]

When guard said “[footsteps],” I felt that.

[@kangpaket8837]

......

[@gerryjweathersthethird5284]

Look what I found in storage!

[@wrigsdc9174]

@@Cheemestcheem Can you not

[@LilaTheYoshi]

i did too i like you're unus annus profile

[@buzzyy_bee1897]

😔

[@DukeLovesYou]

Wow, I did the voices for Ulgrin (and the nervous book-loving guard who accompanies him), a few other guards and the intercom voice so many years ago. It's cool (and a little weird) to see people still quoting the lines after all this time. Fun fact: I improvised 95% of my dialogue, so pretty much everything you're hearing, including that pizza/tuna cassarole line, just came from me sitting in front of my microphone trying to come up with random shit to say on the spot.

[@shtuffs]

Epic

[@trollege9618]

Awesome

[@knightgale]

damn didnt expect u here

[@LunarEmerald]

niiice! I didnt expect you here either, much like what @rask said, by the way, i loved your voice acting, its top notch!

[@kitma9]

you'll make a fortune voicing weird lines for dumb mods, trust me, alot of people would totally want you to voice-act for them.

[@DDDog]

"You have got to be the dumbest test subject we've ever had." **Proceeds to recontain 106 and escape the facility after multiple encounters with hostile SCPs.**

[@joseacosta2333]

*And dies so many times he can come back from the dead*

[@Fe4rRex]

@@joseacosta2333 hes an scp hes scp-9341

[@cd7677]

Yo scps are less than 9000 what you talking about?

[@cawolinagoober_1]

@@cd7677 there's only 6000 so d-9341 being an actual scp is highly likely in the future

[@technoeco4336]

I do not contain him to get GATE A good ending

[@RebeatThatPlease]

Security: someone should make a videogame of this facility Me: *PERHAPS*

[@leavemealoneiamtiredofmaki2090]

BROTHERR

[@RebeatThatPlease]

@@leavemealoneiamtiredofmaki2090 SISTERRR

[@thedeez5436]

@@RebeatThatPlease COUSINNNNN

[@thechaosinsurgency9463]

Step-bro

[@peanutthatsnaps5612]

Hello I'm part of the SCP-173 gang

[@FullArcher05]

I thought Ulgrin was talking D-9341, but when I realized he was talking to the guard behind him and said "This guy here with a punchable face," I died.

[@officerulgrimfromscp6653]

He did have a punchable face...

[@veziusthethird]

@@officerulgrimfromscp6653 and a snappable neck

[@delcaprascalar1860]

@@veziusthethird and a muncheable legs. -939

[@Gravity_studioss]

I remember I watched a Minecraft animation which was basically a recreation of CB. Since minecraft characters dont have a moving mouth, I also thought that

[@kablaslagihapon]

So am I thought he was talking to D 9341 to

[@tsaeshae]

4:56 That guard sounded like Batmam.

[@YoussefRashedElox]

Yeah batman is also working for scp

[@nitroplasma788]

He is gonna beat you to almost killing you because you stoled a candy

[@leninethgames]

Batmam

[@herecomestheairplaneon911]

@@YoussefRashedElox well that guard died so batman is-

[@Garlic_Bread69]

Batman be shooting a class d for walking out of a chamber 5 seconds from one of the worst containment breaches

[@cj-3810]

Rip suicide guard

[@lenaoxton1028]

Rip guard - 56

[@thatshyguy9573]

Little did he know The scp foundation does actually house god

[@auugh5978]

Well what do you expected?

[@epicnooby2595]

Were is that guard in the game

[@veziusthethird]

Voice File: SuicideGuard2 Oh, I wonder what this variation has different from the first one. **GUNSHOT**

[@averagehalflifeenjoyer58]

The suicide guard's lines really show how terrifying an actual containment breach would be

[@CBman11037]

True, I like how you can hear from what he says that he seems to think that in some way he deserves this. I mean hes literally asking for forgiveness and considering all the messed up things the Foundation does thats a fair deduction. I still feel bad for the guy but ya know

[@RabdoInternetGuy]

@@CBman11037 i mean the line is called Suicide Guard, and taking a life, even your own is a sin, and he probably killed few d classes anyway, i would be asking for forgiveness too.

[@kytrensol9777]

Timestamp please?

[@Eldarius1011]

​@@kytrensol97776:09

[@FUNGUSMAN920]

Yeah for sure. I think it’d be even more terrifying once you realize that an actual containment breach would be way more chaotic than the game entails. I mean if every animal at a zoo breaks out they’re not just gonna make friends.

[@Th3_M4n]

Ah yes, my favorite voiceline. "[footsteps]"

[@manny_man1236]

XD

[@linc54]

Followed up by [various 096 noises]

[@Th3_M4n]

@@linc54 damn that one's good too

[@mister_dummy]

3rd is "the gunshots"

[@paracetamol11037]

Then my favorite.. [laugh]

[@DuckyTheFox]

3:12 I wholeheartedly agree with this man.

[@agentulgrin2923]

thank you for listening to my Ted talk random capitalist

[@Sir_Lucas]

@@agentulgrin2923 god I love it 😂

[@atas2561]

Are you kidding? Tuna Casserole and Pizza are both good!

[@themooserabbitchannel14]

The guard broke the fourth wall

[@vidroll3873]

X

[@wolfboi7104]

Yupppp "OH GOD DARN IT DONT BREAK THE FOURTH WALL OH FUCK SAKE WHY DID YOU JUST DO THAT!?" (I did say that irl)

[@scp-001roblox3]

NO BREAKING FOURT WALL IN HALL

[@AccessDenied20078]

4th wall breaking is like the best thing ever in my opinion. Be it be in movies, tv shows, or games. Gotta love em

[@SCP-hu8hm]

"you don't have a girlfriend do you?"

[@Blaise_Blackwell]

"We die in the dark so you can live in the light." -SCP Foundation

[@satriadicky3732]

Ironic how the foundation would one day told its personel to stay away from the light

[@Maritime_Memories]

"we die in the light so you live in the dark" -SCP 5000's story foundation

[@thechaosinsurgency9463]

Scp-001 in the day breaks: reverse reverse

[@ardademir1661]

@@Maritime_Memories it's "we fight in the light so you can die in the dark" lmao you idiot

[@o.b7398]

Originality through the roof today i see

[@dr.muller3243]

Guard: “someone should make a video game on this” xD Edit: This the part where I thank you folks for all the reddit gold?

[@fonky3332]

Game is just a disquise to cover what really happened...

[@xxponyo7332]

CIA + FBI: Shit he knows too much!

[@selectlol13]

Fourth wall break

[@potatoprinz]

I see a german SCP scientist

[@edjjr7512]

The gard is an scp. OH SHIT!

[@matssmaling7552]

That crying sounded really realistic! Like it made me actually feel sorry for him

[@kayan5754]

I fell very sad

[@snappy4938]

why was he crying?

[@joaojonito3764]

@@snappy4938 for this fuck life

[@Generalmacka]

Which scene

[@woubus3684]

@@snappy4938 he’s in the middle of a security breach regarding several murderous entities

[@DonutMotorsport]

I feel bad for the guards man, just look at the final voice line...

[@icedchqi]

ulgrin got out. i wonder about his partner.

[@Souflouz]

@@icedchqi Yeah me too

[@icedchqi]

@@Souflouz I really liked the guy.

[@Souflouz]

@@icedchqi Same, he seemed to be a very nice person

[@thelego6349]

what's the context?

[@s.sbathtub6702]

It's funny because they have God locked up there haha

[@thatonespinosauresfantosf6291]

S.S Bathtub 343 technically isn't a god.No proof, no abilities.A fake god, sorry for ruining your joke.

[@s.sbathtub6702]

THAT ONE SPINOSAURES FAN TOSF :(

[@DrSabot-A]

@@thatonespinosauresfantosf6291 Site-13 had an Abrahamic God, basically 076 but larger and can make miracles

[@SGFatal]

all of you havent checked up on the wiki have you?

[@tiagoteixeira7517]

S.S Bathtub actually, there is an interview with scp 343 “god” and in the end he teleported away, so he has powers, and he claimed that he created the universe, and also if he wasn’t god, he would just use his powers to break out, but he doesn’t, because he created humanity and means no harm, so we don’t totally know if he is god or not, but he probably is

[@sal3131]

Well, actually, I'm planning on writing a book about my exper- *Yeah, look, no offense but I've already lost interest in what you're talking about.*

[@coolsceegaming6178]

Sal the D class is me. Everyone i know is the guard. Thats straight up what its like for me daily.

[@kalvinpratama4828]

@@coolsceegaming6178 Actually they are both guards.

[@coolsceegaming6178]

@@kalvinpratama4828 either way no one cares.

[@exocakes4587]

@@coolsceegaming6178 ah, so you're the only one listening to whatever uninteresting topic they say but can't speak something about how boring they are.

[@FiqFake157]

Sounds like Todoroki or Sasuke

[@Apache115]

0:44 my favorite line

[@deliveringrust13]

Is like a moment in asdf movie 6 with the ''i gonna puch your face IN YOUR FACE''

[@FazbearOnTheRun]

yeah same

[@philliplee4140]

I cri everytime I here the gard Rest in pepperonis Gard

[@shellybellysmith5638]

Spooder lol

[@nazaha859]

Gaurd man survives

[@a_fastt6097]

Rest in pieces gard

[@jonathansmithers2763]

@@shellybellysmith5638 *guard lol.

[@ideinscreverpro5106]

@@nazaha859 his name is ulgrin in case you are wondering

[@wonton_7708]

"I'm trying to be polite about this." *Proceeds to cuss me out*

[@xxiSHTAr9000x]

Yeah that's how i act polite around people too. Me: "hey dumba**! Im going to be as nice to you as possible you f***ing cretin!"

[@coolsceegaming6178]

Well.... he tried for a few moments.

[@jayfeatherthesnarkymedicin8160]

WonTon _7 I mean... he tried.

[@Nikola7.62]

Well, he said he's trying lmao.

[@GodisgreatJesusLove]

he was mean to the class-d becuase they are criminal's who've been put on a death sentence and they took them to run tests on them

[@Cloudroid27]

4:11 "You know, that reminds me, someone should make a video game based on this place." *Wait, that's illegal-*

[@kayan5754]

Yeah but there's a game

[@ihaveaweirdnotsolonguserna5270]

Holy shit on my face

[@Abigzerolol]

A fourth wall break

[@bulldozer281]

Northwood We made SCP SL by this security guy idea

[@emersoduarte4348]

This guy took the Red pill

[@Debzuk76]

Who feels bad. For the suicide guard Edit: oof 956 likes thanks yall

[@lorenzo.l5880]

Me

[@christmas_rock4208]

@Florián Kontra f

[@christmas_rock4208]

Me

[@limondulce2692]

Me...

[@grimspectre2093]

Me

[@tashkent561]

3:10 "Well, my day is ruined." I'm pretty sure your day can get worse than tuna casserole.

[@facilityguard970]

Dai Nihon Teikoku well you obviously don’t know how bad it is.

[@0AngelOnTheDanceFloor0]

@@facilityguard970 You see people die on daily bases and have murdered a few in a place filled with monsters and creatures that could end the world and you worry about food?

[@facilityguard970]

SCP Foundation I wouldn’t say ‘murdered’ but I understand. The worst thing is a mass containment breach. Or when enemy factions try to attack the facility.

[@duck3892]

@@facilityguard970 and both of these are rare occurrences.

[@gutentag7305]

@@facilityguard970 i like your outfit it looks cool

[@maxlab7707]

5:51 Get away from me! *proceeds to walk towards it*

[@linc54]

Big brain

[@roselimachado3458]

How its his vision? He thinks 096 is invisible LOL

[@kayan5754]

Why didn't he run?

[@A.204-w2d]

@@kayan5754 guard doesn’t have running programming

[@theclaydino436]

Hear me out, he was with another guard, and once he looked at 096, he said for the guard to get away, and closed the distance to 096 to avoid it escaping the area

[@Kriegter]

"Please god help me" God: Shut up you guys already locked me up

[@365daysofjewelry3]

He would help but he does like being contained

[@vladimirtiffany]

@@365daysofjewelry3 he can walk through walls Edit: don't woosh me because I understand it's a joke

[@MundaneMinutes]

He’s been willingly contained as they can’t truly contain him. He just kind of vibes there and can leave when he wants.

[@qulipz5967]

E that’s probably because everyone there is nice to him

[@qulipz5967]

Chirp *cri*

[@stachan24]

4:08 In this game, there is a reference on the game itself

[@stachan24]

@Kito Blin Yes I am, I now crossed to Deus Ex

[@stachan24]

@DDRcollector571 Actually, I am a Bandit if you didn't figure outta my old naem :p

[@randomcriticizer4578]

i swear these 2 guards have more character than the ones in most modern films and they only talk for like 2 minutes

[@agentulgrin2923]

bro I get more time on the radio

[@El.fish.the.chocolate]

​@@agentulgrin2923 ya, and you insulter my tuna cousin.

[@somerandomdude6962]

Guard: I was thinking of writing a book about my exper- O5 council and every SCP: *No.*

[@eevos6]

The nice guard :.. Oooh. :(

[@joaojonito3764]

@@eevos6 :(

[@amongusboi2032]

​@@eevos6 that's dejecting.

[@iamstuckwiththisnameforalo6856]

Tuna Casserole Object Class: Apollyon Discusting and Awful

[@garfieldcat622]

To Add on to that just for fun | SCP-6394 | Object Class: Appolyon | Special Containment Procedures | SCP-6394 is to be kept in a 11 x 11 x 11 x 11 steel cube with no doors. the object is not allowed to be interacted with at any time, the only times the object is allowed to be interacted with is with d-class when doing research. Description | SCP-6394 is a whole piece of tuna casserole. the object is reported to be harmless for a while. but after touching it test subjects begin to feel very. very dizzy and almost like they are poisoned. several minutes later 83.9% of subjects are reported to grow a slimey substance around their skin and a high amount of growth followed by enhanced strength, enhanced speed. and enhanced well. repulsiveness. The summary of the object is whenever a subject touches the piece of tuna casserole they turn into a "tuna casserole monster" basically and they can easily break out of the facility with the enhanced speed and strength. END LINE | I may update this comment but for now ill leave it at this xD

[@thankthank2352]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@saturizedGoats]

@@garfieldcat622 apollion is uncontainable, and so tuna casserole

[@vallore.arcana]

Tuna Casserole needs to be exterminated as soon as possible

[@ThatOneGuy-wr8rh]

SCP-666.3-J Object Class: Oh its a keter. Description: This tuna casserole is an absolute abomination. Special Containment Procedures: All tuna casseroles created are to be incinerated, the ash is to be eaten by 682, and then 682 is to have a termination attempt.

[@Storyteller543]

I really hope uldrin survived, he's such a great character.

[@LunarEmerald]

i think he got killed by 096

[@grindings9460]

@@LunarEmerald nope that was his partner ultgrin was in the office with the scientist escaping 173

[@agentulgrin2923]

@@grindings9460 It was?! I don’t think it is. My partner does not sound like him!

[@grindings9460]

@@agentulgrin2923 it is,you can hear the fear and trying to react like his partner

[@agentulgrin2923]

@@grindings9460 wait was it like in the game files?

[@ghostlyboi996]

Guard: get away from me!! *Gets in the room with him*

[@AccessDenied20078]

Awoo Boi Slowly...very slowly slides next to him

[@LucaShutz]

He was trying to get out, actually.

[@lcdream4213]

When I saw that I fucking cried XD

[@nutofwisdom791]

Lmao

[@TheGuy-yk1ut]

He knew if he went any further outside the room then it would only cause more death because of fleeing personnel.

[@staciebroomfield5293]

i feel bad for the suicide guard Hi, this is me from the future, I dont use this account at all now, and thanks for the likes, I just logged on one day, was turning on music to see a bunch of notifications, I checked and having 3.6 K likes and 133 replies, thanks a lot guys! In a span of 2 years this comment gets likes this is my mom's account, another thing from future me

[@civilwarroblocks]

*O O F*

[@eminepalak5914]

I would suicide too if I saw a d boy on the toilet.

[@SteveTasticAnimations]

@@eminepalak5914 he comitted suicide because he had depression

[@drfre4400]

@@SteveTasticAnimations He commited suicide because he was afraid of what was coming in the corner

[@SteveTasticAnimations]

@@drfre4400 oh

[@pianocashew4520]

“No offense but I already lost interest in what you’re taking about” this man is the most honest person I’ve met and he’s not even REAL

[@antonioruiz7715]

"oh and by the way.." *pulls out document of 173

[@AccessDenied20078]

Antonio Ruiz *high pitched hissing ensues*

[@anthonynatan]

Yes

[@seantaggart7382]

@@AccessDenied20078 Are you against 173?

[@duck3892]

@@seantaggart7382 yes in the termination log and in one story 682 is afraid of our favorite peanut boi. The story is Those Who Remain, I recon you should check it out

[@exec_tioner]

Thats newer and this is outdated

[@iamstuckwiththisnameforalo6856]

4:11 bruh this guy can tell the future!

[@furociousarts]

Maybe he be an SCP too

[@linc54]

He just thought it was a cool idea

[@roselimachado3458]

THE GAME AUTHOR WRITED THIS LINE WITH IT'S OWN VOICE

[@The-cu1ke]

@@roselimachado3458 r/wooosh

[@G3nshin_Play3r_08]

1:58 If you turn up the volume, you can hear another guard saying “uh...ok?”

[@YESHaunts]

It’s the shy guy he was talking to

[@Mrfrostbeast64]

That's ulgrin's partner

[@theonlineitalian213soldacc6]

4:10 No breaking the fourth wall in the halls.

[@ShosinMelotic]

15 seconds, 173 for you, when will you learn

[@Loonaurtheworld]

DUDE WTF I JUST GOT A BALDI NOTIFS

[@drained.]

Detention for u

[@Alex-uq1el]

30 seconds, 173 for you. The O5 Council will hear about this one!

[@redactedgamer1975]

Oh come on!

[@sfsvdbjhddhz2344]

Guard: "I'm trying to be polite about this." Also guard: "I'm gonna kick your a$$"

[@101minutoselmin7]

But etichs commitee exists soo *Gas*

[@whotookmypuddingcup4131]

"Look dude, I already hate my job, why are you making it more difficult for me" That's got to be a mood for someone.

[@elrisitas10]

6:10 typical Secret Laboratory gameplay for Guards)

[@PlanetChris]

So true

[@ricecrack2058]

Lol

[@Condor4R]

Yeah but I would be pretty fuckin scared if there were neck breaking and noclipping dudes flying around with the intention to kill me.

[@v0id_jpeg]

@@Condor4R noclipping dudes lmfao

[@Bartek-qz7bc]

tru

[@Breakcorist00]

in 1:58 its actaully saying: "Uh okay!" in the background very quiet

[@leorod007yt8]

Yea

[@nova14414]

I did not realize that, that is cool

[@lewdslurkeragent]

It took me years to notice that...

[@twixwithmilk-5000]

I had to put my ears right next to my speakers to here that

[@mrluigiman1055]

it’s more like, Uh okay?

[@nov_icee]

I love the fact that there's a dialogue even after your death in the intro. Even the other guard's utter confusion and PTSD at what he just witnessed.

[@justsomerandomdudepassingb9094]

The guard is actually a cool guy to be friends with

[@ps92809]

No he just likes fighting people and talking about pizza

[@fadlanal-amsi9839]

Yep

[@Name56784]

@@ps92809 Just like he said, a cool guy

[@ps92809]

@@Name56784 ya i guess your right

[@Saalvage]

If you want to support me financially you can now do so directly through KZbin! Just click on the Join Button!

[@zevlinskynyet5924]

Salvage ohh im early!

[@filipjozinovic8525]

You dont have a girlfriend do You?

[@ItsNeosBoi]

I hate my job

[@filipjozinovic8525]

@@ItsNeosBoi no s*** sherlock

[@ItsNeosBoi]

WHAT 😡

[@RianDewa45]

7:00 When you can't take a math test then give up

[@brunomachadopereira12]

Relatable. I hate math. Math is the hardest subject for me.

[@ValkynazKivan]

@@brunomachadopereira12I can agree.

[@southernbrain691]

​@@brunomachadopereira12boss battle: √25 × 5

[@loganmeyer1069]

@@southernbrain691true the only good math problem is any problem with “x 0”at the end of it

[@jjj05021]

0:15 when my dad says that when time to go school

[@AccessDenied20078]

general Douglas MCARTHUR But dad I don’t waaaaaaaanaaaaaa

[@joviviz]

4:29 this is mine after driving me to school

[@Hamburh.]

Rip all the guard They just work for a pizza

[@Npc02151]

Tuna: "exists" Guard 1: DAMN I'M JUST COMING FOR THE PIZZA

[@peppermintthearcticfox]

5:16 When you wake up in the morning and see that you’re late for work/school.

[@leninethgames]

Relatable

[@theholyburrito7892]

3:28 my friend talking to me after 10 minutes of silences

[@linc54]

“Is it that obvious?”

[@xXGGXx-zg9ec]

@@linc54 well, I’m definitely not a mind reader otherwise I’d be locked up in this place, so yeah I’d say it’s pretty damn obvious (I don’t actually mean this, I’m just repeating what he said)

[@deantheperfect]

​@@xXGGXx-zg9ecWell, how am I supposed to get a girlfriend anyway when I have this job?

[@no_vex]

"Somebody should make a video game about this place." *Oh, the irony.*

[@flamable2047]

Is it just me or is the voice acting in this game the greatest voice acting in any game, I love listening to the voices, the voice actors did an amazing job.

[@АндрогинЙао]

yea im amazed too, the game is shit, but the voice acting is better than in modern games/movies lol

[@xiooallarex]

@@АндрогинЙао its not , your just not used to old games like this.

[@АндрогинЙао]

@@xiooallarex it's not actually an old game, it was released only in 2012. And I'm actually a huge fan of old games such as Half-Life 1, far cry 1, swat and so on.

[@xanthousfishjeretuna9778]

Look dude, I already hate my job, why you making it more difficult for me?

[@AccessDenied20078]

Xanthous Fish Jeretuna Who knew being a MTF sucks. I thought it was great because you get to punch D-class in the face and have pizza days

[@ian7897]

@@AccessDenied20078 s e c u r i t y d e p a r m e n t

[@bcfcbluenose8812]

@@AccessDenied20078 he isn't mtf

[@xxiSHTAr9000x]

@@AccessDenied20078 what the fuck? First Mal0 (SCP-1471) and now SCP-682? What SCP isn't in the comment section! Who's next? SCP-079!?! I mean that as a joke by the way.

[@plaguedoctor752]

1:53 The Guards voice just goes so deep, it just goes: 📉📉📉

[@stormbarnett5644]

I think you were losing your life then so he sounds different

[@Ririannana]

XDIDJDJEJEJEJE

[@ScarOne314]

You can also hear a faint "Uhhhh, okay?" at the end of it.

[@AlexTheGreatAnimation]

Get somebody else then.

[@mortenbund1219]

1:18 MEN OF THE 9TH AND CIVILIANS TOO! DISPOSED SURRENDERING TO THE WEST

[@fireengie8488]

FUCKING HELL THAT WAS BUGGING ME FOR SO LONG I WAS WONDERING WHERE I HEARD THAT LINE FROM THANK YOU

[@whitewomanjumpscare.9848]

Sabaton-Hearts of Iron. You’re welcome.

[@GruntsAreWin]

NICHT EIN SCHLACHT EIN RETTUNGSAKTION

[@YankeeNoBrim]

This made my day! Thank you!

[@triangulum8869]

4:57 his voice lowers way down jesus

[@kingdomofprussiaball7438]

I think it's a different guard.

[@ProstoVeresk]

@@kingdomofprussiaball7438 the cell guard is ulgrin This guy is a different person

[@juango500]

It's time to kick gum and chew ass

[@thisaccountwashacked666]

its different guard

[@standardizedinternetcompat3653]

@@juango500 *i’m duke nuke them.*

[@brianthebettergamer5158]

0:45 this one makes me laugh 😂😂😂

[@gjmarco71]

At 4:08, Guard is breaking the 4th Wall! Just like Deadpool!

[@cottoncherry2177]

Yes, because is the only one that can do that.

[@im.koyami]

What girls want: boys and tik tok What boys want: girls What security guards want: **Listen, if youre not going to do this im going to punch you in the face**

[@ivory231]

Ulgrin is one of the best characters, his radio voicelines, in person voicelines, and the fact that he most likely survived even at ground zero is crazy

[@gyranos716]

There's a chance, that you can hear Agent Ulgrin talking to ...Dr. L i think? on the radio so he most likely made it out. I don't know about the other one

[@VoIkov]

I think the other one is the suicide guard

[@bootcloset8270]

Agent ulgrin got out of the facility with security chief Franklin (the guy at scp 173s chamber) and they got out right after it all started

[@LucaShutz]

No, that isn't Agent Ulgrin, probably the same voice actor.

[@dsmvmdsmsdmsd23]

@@bootcloset8270 it be cool to encounter agent ulgrin after he left 173

[@officerulgrimfromscp6653]

@@LucaShutz it is

[@TheTOGKReal]

2:53 "Look, no offense, but I've already lost interest in what you're talking about."

[@YESHaunts]

I felt so bad for that guy 😢

[@feliscape]

These are probably my favourite voicelines from containment breach

[@DeputyHermann]

Someone said a thery that Ulgrin is C.I. 1. Ulgrin doesnt have problem to kill him for not cooperating. Like others and NTF. 2. Some guards survived, not only him. 3. Agent Ulgrin is just... Cool. Holy. I got 38 laikz

[@BankerPaul]

This makes no sense. "Ulgrin doesn't have a problem killing him." Who? D-9341? Of course he wouldn't! No one in the Foundation would! They're disposable!" "Other guards survived, not only him." ??????????????!?!??!!??!? And just because he's not the only one who survived means that he's a CI spy?!?! What?!?!?!?!?!? How does that make any sense to you at all?!??! And yeah, I get that he's cool, but he isn't THAT cool.

[@Slendermən]

Bruh that's a terrible theory.

[@vidroll3873]

Well the D boiz die anyway In one month and also EVERYONE IS WILLING TO KILL A D BOI NOT ONLY AGENT ULGRIN

[@hamsterdam.]

No is agent is cool

[@officerulgrimfromscp6653]

@@Slendermən It is,because I aint an CI spy

[@ninetailedfox1447]

4:11 *THERE IS!!!!!!!*

[@mtfisdead6268]

So you ntf huh really

[@bruhm4571]

DID anyone break the fourth wall

[@definetlynotwise8472]

Oh There is Really i dident know

[@agentredacted5919]

Seems legit.

[@vidroll3873]

@MTF guard "So you ntf huh really" X

[@Gmk4667]

“You know, someone should make a video game about this place” nice 4th wall break

[@agiwithaname3192]

4:09 What the...HES BREAKING THE 4TH WALL!

[@jaroslavhorak4527]

Legends say, he survived and made a video game, where he is saying he should make a video game.

[@d.t.w1390]

@@jaroslavhorak4527 Lol That's true

[@Anno888]

DON'T WORRY SOLIDER Erecting tactical 9x9 meters huge fucking wall ############################################################################################# there, now there's a 5th wall

[@vidroll3873]

X

[@drfont1505]

Welcome to the joke

[@karskpizza8518]

4:56 HEY,SCAREDY CAT!

[@ImJustAoperator]

Hahahah

[@Gravity_studioss]

When you see this comment while exactly this voiceline is playing

[@passive_catalyst6793]

Ulgrin: "Somebody should make a video game outta place." D-9341: *laughs inside head*

[@dundy7691]

2:05: When you Flirting the Guard makes him think that your Gay

[@OddMobileWatcher]

3:09 Guess that's before the SCP that makes endless pizza.

[@s0phiehu]

5:07 Why does this security guard sound like Satan

[@Solongsocialmedia]

More like batman.

[@brunomachadopereira12]

It still sounds like lucifer​@@Solongsocialmedia

[@randomman4407]

2:22 Staff: you’ve got to be the dumbest security guard we’ve ever have!

[@newagederpderp]

“Someone should make a video gsme based on this place.” WAIT A FU-

[@sirwaggington7707]

Lol I've never heard him say that

[@newagederpderp]

@@sirwaggington7707 I did after stepping out of the chamber too early and getting destroyed by a P90

[@sirwaggington7707]

@@newagederpderp lmao

[@yeoldeseawitch]

CB devs: *already 4 parallel universes ahead of you*

[@donovanduke6594]

*"target terminated"*

[@brianthebettergamer5158]

3:53 this make me laugh when he says ketchup and the hole thing also 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

[@darkzircon8165]

They're waiting for you D-9341, in the test chamber...

[@mr.thanonchai8559]

lol

[@AccessDenied20078]

No u!

[@musicbyalexYT]

"The only reason I still come here is for the pizza. I don't know what it is about that pizza, but it's delicious." "Tuna casserole on the other hand is a disgusting abomination, and it should be locked up in here with the rest of these freaks."

[@paunero1620]

I don't know but I love it when agent ulgrin says he would love for them to make a game about that place

[@leninethgames]

Well, yeah its preety ironic, since they are already in a videogame lol

[@nopechy]

Is everyone forgetting that one guard that gets pushed down he stairs in 895's room?

[@idkbro5740]

4:12 SD:”They should make a game about this place” Me: “Jackass You are in the game”

[@ProstoVeresk]

The name is Ulgrin

[@solid4_TF2]

@@ProstoVeresk bruh

[@Ririannana]

He doesn't know dumbass

[@sup_a]

thats the joke

[@Ririannana]

@@sup_a well it's rude and not funny

[@thegoldenarchers8564]

"Of course, it's your first day working here" "Actually, we've been working together for five (5) months)"

[@mapconpopcorn]

4:15 Is he breaking the 4th wall?

[@atas2561]

I think he was leaning on it.

[@CallegainKrattson]

Yes he is

[@slivers7738]

Guard ' Don't Try Anything Stupid ' Me Runz Away And Hugz A Nine Tailed Fox ' IM STUPID ' End My Suffering

[@ulgrinscpguvenligi4868]

Guard:fuckkk

[@AccessDenied20078]

Well then :v

[@bigsmoke5598]

6:28 i feel bad for him

[@PracticalNeuron]

"Ugh, ju- just forget it." Me reacting on how the guard said it: *Dying*

[@starplatinum8236]

“If you don’t step out of the cell I’ll kick your ass”. This guard tho-

[@Lightguy_exist]

I agree

[@thatonebaldheadedclassd1074]

LMAO YOU BOTH COPIED SAME PFPS

[@Lightguy_exist]

@@thatonebaldheadedclassd1074 bro our profile picture difference is mine is just normal and then star platinum's pfp is realistic

[@thatonebaldheadedclassd1074]

@@Lightguy_exist well it does look the same tho

[@Average.as.always]

Does he have a name?

[@silly_goobie]

I like how the escort voicelines go to serious to: “look, dude, I already hate my job.”

[@oofman3317]

Security guard: I'm planning about writing about my experience 05 Council: My nigga that's a no no

[@phheonnixx]

*clicks dislike* "Huh, you have got to be the dumbest test subject we've ever had."

[@communistunitednationsball4299]

Lol

[@jimmyboy2242]

"OOOOHHH YEEEAAA THATS SOME GOOD 420-J" actual Security Guard voice lines

[@agentulgrin2923]

yep and the NTF also taking a smoke

[@agentulgrin2923]

“Hey we should give some 420 - J to that freaky statue thing…” “Why he’s like already stoned” -NTF units

[@JetstreamSamReal]

Nine tailed fox, not guards

[@drsnakhenry653]

bro,no voice line has that lol