Guess The Kill (Dead Meat Podcast #38)

James and Chelsea present Guess The Kill, an infuriatingly difficult game show that could never air on television!
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MUSIC!!
~~Logo~~
"U Make Me Feel" by MK2

[@cally9336]

Chelsea's weird obsession with the Psycho remake is my favorite running gag on the podcast.

[@NitPickz]

Can you blame her? It IS one of the more interesting remakes out there, since it's almost entirely shot-for-shot.

[@reekarp669]

It came to fruition with the hundredth episode

[@adrianothegoat]

I hated it but people can have different opionions

[@anthonyromero9167]

I think she does it to get a reaction out of James. He hates that movie lol.

[@swinbystander7642]

@@NitPickz well not really since if you've seen the original, you've seen the remake

[@UsedtobeaDuchess]

The reckless joy on Chelsea’s face when James realized that last one was the Psycho remake made my whole day.

[@jasonking7570]

I loved Jame's reaction when *he* realized

[@CieraMatlock]

E.A. Cackowski god DAMMIT! GOD DAMMIT CHELSEA😂

[@kory_misun]

I had to clip it so this moment will be easily accessible and remembered. So great!

[@milkgxng]

THIS WAS THE FUNNIEST EPISODE EVER "so there's a dog" "what???" "PLAY IT AGAIN"

[@Eggy79]

"Sorry if that scared the shit out of you" "It did, but do it again" Horror fans defined.

[@Noah-we4oc]

"I don't wanna have to sue you, baby" -James A. Janisse 2018

[@pakafa]

That's not nice

[@pakafa]

Not having a baby

[@CruiseBro16]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[@CruiseBro16]

What’s not nice

[@depressedtwentysomething3494]

I watch dead meat religiously and I still had no clue what any of the kills were

[@SpoopyBirbBuddy49]

yea same

[@lil.j3505]

Same

[@K-O-M]

Francis Of The Dank same

[@Spc117]

Idk James has his own style the way he does it. It would be different but interesting

[@Klyftis]

Yep same....

[@brodypenn]

Math teacher: “And if you divide both sides, what’ll x give you? James: “Is it The Thing?”

[@bourbonernie9534]

LOL

[@MrCrowley2474]

"I'm not going to talk about game shows because I could talk about game shows for an hour." I would watch that.

[@duecelegend2675]

WellSheat ur profile picture make this comment 10x better haha

[@fatraptor2357]

Are you a fellow badger fan?

[@zerk6558]

I read this right as she said it

[@finleyelsegood-smith2195]

Will Chelsea ever host a kill count, love you James but I would be curious to see how that goes

[@pughii4434]

Good idea

[@frangage9006]

I would love to see that

[@isaiahstreets323]

Yeah!

[@carp3152]

Me too

[@Mewwt]

Oh, it would be really fun if Chelsea did a Kill Count, and James took Chelsea's "host" position for a podcast game episode or something for a future National Spouses/Couples Day (January 26th)!

[@FunkoPopnLockn]

Spoilers Alert!!!!! Answers 1. Frankenstein - Maria 2. A Nightmare on Elm Street - Tina 3. Scream - Stu 4. Black Christmas - Claire 5. Alien - Ash 6. The Thing - Copper 7. The Mist - Norm 8. phantasm - Dude who gets killed by the sphere 9. Killer Klowns From Outer Space - Sgt. Curt Mooney 10. You're Next - Tarik 11. Unfriended - Ken 12. The Stuff - Dog owner 13. The Invisible Man - Guy in car 14. Saw - Detective Sing 15. The Ring - Noah 16. Halloween - Linda (Totally) 17. Trick 'r Treat - Charlie 18. Maximum Overdrive - Guy killed by a soda machine 19. Get Out - Missy Armitage 20. Psycho (1998) - Marion Crane

[@hackboi1160]

Talk about spoilers

[@WookieeRandy]

thank you I attempted to just remember the answer, but that obviously did not work.

[@FunkoPopnLockn]

no prob friend

[@mrender4967]

Thank you

[@Skelly57]

No Friday The 13th? 🤔

[@hillhouseproductions]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. You two are goals.

[@GageFilms]

Damn Straight

[@WookieeRandy]

hell yeah they are, I hope to find someone some day and have with them what James and Chelsea have.

[@duecelegend2675]

Just thinking that

[@LiveFastDieSlayk]

@Mooky Blaylock well then

[@xmasthyme]

James: *hears literally any noise* "Is it The Thing?" James with The Thing is like me with Eraserhead, I always find similarities between that and every other movie

[@Floydthefuckbag]

It's good. James knows to always suspect The Thing. When you let your guard down is when it gets you!

[@siriush100]

"James, you get one short clip, one long clip, one hint, and get to ask 10,000 questions per round" 😂

[@lukadoncicmvp9006]

The whole movie

[@ethanwatson6131]

and you can guess every single kill

[@anmoltiwary7743]

James you're such a lucky guy. You've got such a nice girl. And a good fanbase community. God bless you and your family mate.

[@rubenleuchtman4207]

They

[@victoriabeautyman8572]

Suck up

[@filmmotiveprince8746]

There perfect for each other

[@clasius2121]

Im not going to lie I thought Anmol Tiwary said James your such a lucky girl 😂

[@starlinyn9292]

Lucky. No He worked hard for what he got, I don't believe in luck when it comes to things like this, I've been watching since Friday the 13th part 3 and this channel had a really slow and steady increase in the first year and a half then it exploded. The team were committed to what they were doing and continued till the channel blew up like this so not luck just dedication and hard work

[@r.i.pstanlee8994]

Jigsaw celebrates christmas by putting random people in christmas themed traps while wearing a christmas hat.

[@jsauce8441]

I hate First comments that’s how I celebrate Christmas

[@lindsaypetersen5940]

Same here

[@briankaslewicz6130]

Thats just home alone

[@yaboichase147]

One of his traps has the victim watch the Star Wars Christmas special

[@jackgibson2112]

With the voice over as santa

[@WookieeRandy]

Damn I did not know that about Captain Phasma from Star Wars, thank you Chelsea for the information. Wow....:)

[@KISSArmySoldier]

I knew that since Phasma is one of my favourite star wars characters

[@phantomofchaos4702]

"That was me bleeding from the throat. Family Friendly Fun"

[@theblackbaron4119]

A faaamily picture.

[@aaronhelton1441]

I love “what am I supposed to say, YEAH IT DOES SOUND LIKE SAW”

[@katiewhelan6431]

I just want to say, after having watched several of the Dead Meat podcasts, I freaking love the intro. Besides an explanation/reference to the channel's name, there's all these clips from iconic horror movies (Carrie, Nightmare on Elm Street, The Thing, Night of the Living Dead, The Shining, etc) that represent some of the best of the genre, all on top of the theme tune intro thing that starts every Dead Meat video. It's hard to explain, but I find it's such a cool way to introduce the show and podcasts that I love

[@deactivatedperson3759]

Is the blond dude from lost boys

[@linds7047]

YES. you explained it perfectly 👌 !! I adore their intro sequence :)

[@ripperplaysclon152]

The music that kickstarts every episode is a copyright-free song called "U Make Me Feel" by MK2. Thought you should know.

[@Keyful]

when she said "were 45 minutes in" i didnt even realize because i was so entertained that it didnt seem like almost an hour had passed

[@IshmaelPaz]

raise your hand if you’re a superfan and playing along

[@jd-pe3bt]

*raises*

[@THEBLINDGUYPLAYS]

Ishmael Paz ✋

[@justsomebody5450]

✋

[@lukeboyle6408]

✋✋✋✋✋

[@MaitiuLeo]

🦵🏼

[@dr.k8610]

Before watching, I REALLY hoped it would have the corn stab from Sleepwalkers...

[@jacobschlotter5491]

ok

[@indep_]

Lol! I loved that!

[@burgerblaster3363]

K

[@kylo3458]

Corn on the cop

[@bradmarchandcrying9815]

Have you seen Jesus.

[@IAMDBC]

I hit the like button right when you said, "I don't want to have to sue you babe."

[@arenanderian1961]

I've never seen a couple with noses so similar

[@rhondahixson4047]

I can't unsee it

[@fairylovesyou]

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@arenanderian1961]

@@fairylovesyou but can u do this closet man?

[@kit7122]

At first I thought they were related lmao

[@arenanderian1961]

@@kit7122 that would be weird, but yeah

[@thegreat0220]

7:05 "Petroleum jelly to the innards"

[@adamnaameeazim6365]

"That" -She

[@TheTheninjagummybear]

Mmm, no. No, please.

[@aliciapearson3120]

Possibly an inventive kill tbh?

[@theblackbaron4119]

He he I wouldn't recommend petroleum jelly, it's better for exterior usage... Just FYI.

[@mjdolorico]

This is my favorite game episode of the podcast, I hope you do a second installment of this in the future! Much love to Chelsea for the work you put in here!

[@MakerHD]

You're the only one, who can make an video longer than 1 hour thats still entertaining.

[@SibilantVinyl]

Thank you so much guys for an excellent podcast episode. I laughed so hard at a lot of the clips because noises. I hope both of you have an amazing Christmas and that 2019 brings you health, wealth and happiness. Thank you for 2018 can't wait until next year.

[@portiada]

Never ceases to amaze me how much "The Ring" has permanently scarred my psyche. I got it immediately, the moment she played the *short* clip and without having caught the decade when she said it. That movie...ugh.

[@egg9206]

as someone who LOVES making these sorts of trivia games, I really love seeing you guys share these and seeing how seriously James takes them. It always makes me so happy when someone really tries hard at a game I put together, and this gives me hope that I can find someone who will appreciate it and play along 💕

[@brodypenn]

I’m proud of myself because as soon as she played the short clip of The Ring I knew what it was.

[@Drumboardist]

Every sound, I was convinced came from Evil Dead. Apparently, I'm not very good at these games... So.....no, Jams. I did NOT beat you. I got, like, a 4. I didn't even get the slider game. All I have is this vaseline, to make my "not slider game 'cause I didn't win" work better.

[@NCsPride704]

FINALLY. I love these types of topics on the Podcasts.

[@sabrinadeitrick8807]

“I’m gonna choose the squatty potty every time!” I’m cryinnggg 😂

[@ashtonrose7359]

Ok, this was the first podcast I watched EVER. I was a Monsterpalooza, TexasFrightmare, etc., and (obviously) Kill Count. This made me a fan of LITERALLY EVERYTHING of this channel. Thank you. And remember... Be good people

[@olivia.martin]

1:06:44 Look at that. James' face is full of so much joy. Christmas came early!

[@LilaREmber]

44:13 "is it get out?" "no" *windows shutdown*

[@madam-mint]

8:21 “Toilet golf, give it a whack! Toilet golf, dAUGHHGGGG” James imitating the noise at 10:24 was funny too Warning for myself for future reference: there’s the sound of someone throwing up at the 55 min mark…augh. (I have a thing with vomit noises sorry)

[@CamRob_56]

I had an ad for “Real meat, without the animals” which I found funny.

[@tyler3196]

The running Psycho remake you guys have going on is absolutely EVERYTHING.

[@Genuinefoo]

James you better pucking buy the golf toilet 🚽 ⛳️

[@IamWinningFoundation]

I love how James always throws in little nods of his Survivor fandom. As a survivor fanatic i appreciate him.

[@elizabethgirlz]

I about had heart palpitations when you couldn’t guess The Ring, just from screaming “RING JAMES RING MY GOD!”

[@ashleighstratmann7783]

I know right. How many horror movies has a kill that ends with a static noise?

[@mettatonneo1147]

“I’m gonna get my Poop Putt on!”- James A. Janisse, 2018.

[@phffffbt]

How did you forget the Bag Boys name? Everybody knows his name!

[@sportyfc1022]

Yea his name is norm

[@brockbordenkircher9830]

i shouted it at the screen

[@sportyfc1022]

NGW 1 me too, I was so annoyed No one forgets a name like norm in a movie like the mist

[@Verzse27]

I

[@heckinchonker4957]

Yeah i know! What`s his name? P.s it's norm don't worry

[@theslizzlemeister4904]

I KNEW THE FRANKENSTEIN ONE FROM THE BEGINNING!!! YAY!!! Great job James and Chelsea!

[@BlinksAlienGuitar]

Hey James and Chelsea, I absolutely love the videos ! Even though the content can be dark, they always brighten up may day :) I would like to see more old school monster movies in the kill count like Dracula, The Mummy, Freaks ... Or even some Vincent Price movies like Dr. Phibes. Love you guys

[@dustindesantis9353]

20:45 he gave her the death stare like you are crazy girl.

[@van8ryan]

30:30---Literally the ONLY one where I instantly knew the movie.

[@dingo6238]

On that last kill sound, I was right with James in that realization- such a Chelsea thing to bring up the psycho remake.

[@youjustgotvectored3989]

Thank you, james! Very cool!

[@youjustgotvectored3989]

Lil Malik bro calm down it’s a fucking joke 😂

[@isaackangas6921]

@@jmillyanimations7767 I listened to the podcast before hand.

[@laxarmy1284]

You just got V E C T O R E D your name is EPIC and the picture #getVECTORED

[@averageamerican7384]

Isaac Kangas r/woosh

[@genericuser5747]

Lil Malik r/whoooosh

[@CordlessCinema]

Ya'll have me dead with that last question, throwing a remake at the end. Lmao

[@tommymayfield814]

This game is too hard. I didnt even get the nightmare one. I doubt heather langancamp could have gotten that one.

[@james855]

Tommy Mayfield I got it

[@steelpayne5118]

I only guessed the Saw one. 😞😞

[@inzaniavendetta8661]

When i heard the knocking from the extended clip thats when i got it

[@arthurjones3670]

11:41 Frankenstein 15:01 Nightmare on elm street 1 17:11 SCREAM 20:17 Black Christmas 24:25 Alien 25:33 The Thing 28:27 The Mist 33:30 phantasm 38:10 Killer Klowns from outer space 42:25 You're next 45:31 Unfriended 47:49 the stuff 49:41 the invisible man 1933 52:42 Saw 1 54:43 The Ring 55:16 Halloween 56:27 trick or treat 59:09 Maximun Overdrive 1:01:22 Get Out 1:02:37 Psycho 1998

[@x0ShYgIrL0x]

That last one KILLED me. Instantly threw me back to that would you rather podcast where one of the scenarios was a psycho themed wedding but you have to explain to everyone it’s the remake. I love how much of a troll Chelsea is 😂

[@mettatonneo1147]

36:03 Hey, this noise rings a bell!

[@nickthemusicman1101]

*I don’t feel good*

[@alexboltz6523]

So you got jokes huh

[@vmodsm]

Chelsea: James will you wear the Freddy glove tonight? James: Yes, yes I will - (Looks into camera.....fades black)

[@basicindiebro]

is it weird that this podcast is genuinely my comfort content

[@jordenrl]

9:03 you’re welcome

[@jrurbbehdidiwdnndjduw85eos73]

Gave me an ad

[@jordenrl]

David Ryan lol

[@adamrobb8435]

David Ryan same XD mr beast was advertising tiktok

[@grahamjones4366]

I got the Maximum Overdrive one immediately...I'm so proud of myself.

[@christianvenson1563]

James if you ever read this, i only got 6 points. I guessed Wishmaster for 50% of the questions.

[@chsh8397]

just watch a whole week of just Dead meat on KZbin and i am proud of it

[@mattwcook9127]

I guessed the killer klowns kill! Also, James givin' ASMR during all those horror sounds 🤣

[@ZimMan2]

> hears a splash of water "got some cracking in there" > hears a little girl whimpering "so there's a dog?" oh boy, this should be interesting.

[@ericchristopher4218]

Oh man, the reaction to the 90s Psycho remake. Priceless. Great episode guys.

[@RIPCompanionCube]

i found you guys before the big explosion in subscribers and i'm so proud to see where this channel has gone, and is going in the future. james and chelsea are so comforting and welcoming and create such good content so often. i'm so proud of both of you for what you've accomplished and i can't wait to see what you have in store for 2019. :)

[@coyeh285]

James ASMR Janisse

[@3x739]

i was screaming at you during the “your next” part lmao. i knew it as soon as i heard the music

[@jonahma0731]

I WANT TO SEE JAMES ON SURVIVOR!!!

[@fluffcake]

I love how you don’t hear the monstrous Freddy Krueger or the Mist monsters but meanwhile Billy Lutz sounds like a demon out of hell. Also Psycho remake sneak lol

[@ryanuva5102]

James brought a beer because he thought they were filming a drunk disney!

[@ashbtn]

i was mentally screaming at james during the scream and saw ones LOL

[@BananaBreadinc]

Nothing today will top my delight at knowing what the last one was and waiting for James to realize. Well done, Chelsea! 😂

[@danteapproves]

watching this a year and a half after the fact is so tough because James has covered so many more movies since then

[@BitBANANA222]

I love the Santa hat on the Billy puppet

[@chilrad]

Got about 3, but enjoyed every second! You two have knack for making time fly.

[@romanbabcock603]

Chelsea: friendly game show for kids James: bleeeeeh I'm bleeding from my throat

[@michaeldavis2001]

Hahaha! The entire episode was worth watching JUST for James' reaction to winning the slider puzzle (sans petroleum jelly). I almost fell out of my chair. A masterpiece of comedy. Five star hilarious!

[@greekgeeklightning]

I really appreciate the effort Chelsea puts into these podcasts. Love you guys.

[@CS-ux7mz]

This is one of my favorite episodes- I would love to see a repeat of it someday! Maybe like, only with kill count movies since there are so many more now, and with the 20 questions and decades rules already in place. XD but there's so much fun stuff you guys have covered since this!

[@greekgeeklightning]

Only the dopest prizes in this game show.

[@KISSArmySoldier]

Answers 1) Little Maria - Frankenstein (thrown into lake by The Monster) 2) Tina Gray - A Nightmare On Elm Street (slashed across chest with bladed glove then dragged up wall to ceiling and dropped by Freddy Krueger) 3) Stu Macher - Scream (head crushed by TV and electrocuted) 4) Claire Harrison - Black Christmas (suffocated with plastic bag by Billy) 5) Ash the android - Alien (set on fire by Dennis Parker) 6) Copper - The Thing (arms bitten off by Norris Thing while trying to defibrillate Norris after his heart attack) 7) Norm - The Mist (neck and leg ripped open then dragged away and killed by tentacle creature) 8) Caretaker - Phantasm (brains drilled out by a Sentinel Ball) 9) Deputy Curtis Mooney - Killer Klowns From Outer Space (face slammed against prison cell bars by Jumbo, later turned into puppet) 10) Tariq - You're Next (shot through head with crossbow by one of the killers) 11) Ken Smith - Unfriended (hand then face in blender blades) 12) Vickers/dog owner - The Stuff (mauled and swallowed by The Dog Stuff) 13) Dr Kemp - Invisible Man (tied to car seat and killed in car explosion by Jack Griffin) 14) Detective Steven Sing - Saw (head blown off by John Kramer's four guns trap) 15) Noah Clay - The Ring (scared to death by Samara Morgan) 16) Lynda Van Der Klok - Halloween (strangled with telephone chord by Michael Myers) 17) Charlie - Trick R Treat (poisoned with chocolate bar and throwing up chocolate by Steven Wilkins) 18) Baseball Coach - Maximum Overdrive (bludgeoned by pop vending machine) 19) Missy Armitage - Get Out (stabbed with letter opener by Chris Washington) 20) Marion Crane - Psycho remake (stabbed in shower by Norman Bates)

[@ashleighstratmann7783]

I recognize the Ring kill the moment I heard the static noise but didn't get the kill.

[@stephenstotch7471]

56:13 damn right we will!! I would have listened to that whole damn unedited video!! Love the videos! ❤️

[@lightswitch8868]

Me and James both yelled Jaws at the same time and I would be shocked if not for the “well what the fuck” he said afterwards with that hand movement. I’m too busy laughing my ass off Edit: I swear to god me and James are on the same level of thinking cause at 34:37 we both said Cujo out loud when the clip was played. Edit: 42:09 I SWEAR JAMES STOP WITH SAYING WHAT I’M THINKING

[@samiallen437]

the only kill i got immediately was the ring and i was screaming at my computer waiting for james to guess it this is a really cool idea i would totally be down for a part two, although i doubt either of you will be haha love the podcast!!

[@KenzieRetro]

GOD DAMN IT CHELSEA best moment of this week and i also love how in detail he went into his answer. LOVE IT keep the goods coming

[@angelam3380]

lmao at Chelsea and the "have Drews babies" omg I almost spit out my beer.

[@bettyreads222]

this was so fun. even with the questions, james that was impressive!

[@annamariedavidson9991]

Please do another one of these! It was so fun to play along and watch James get frustrated 😂

[@leonardoguerrero444]

"Technically killed by a character in another franchise" My first thought was, it's gotta be Halloween, Micheal Myers is technically Kirk. Find out it's scream, but I was close thinking of Micheal

[@Q-tip55]

I love James and chelse they are such a humorous couple thanks for the amazing content

[@adamcheek2244]

I got three and I'm proud of myself haha The Thing, Halloween, and Get Out (I've seen Halloween and The Thing enough times to mostly know lol)

[@brian_b_music]

Oh snap, I actually guessed the Nightmare on Elm Street one!!! I've seen everyone of those way too many times I think lol

[@rusellrey3684]

Dude! Can you do "The Collector" kill count! That is one of my favorite movies!!!

[@SlasherInSuits]

Just keep doing the games over and over. Games and new reviews, great podcast. Haha the press your luck guy died early too

[@N0RTL3T]

oh wow this was so fun to watch/play that i didnt evn realize an hour had passed!! keep up the amazing work u guys love ur content xoxo

[@Wangrock_hardJohnson]

Hey James and Chelsea, i would just like to tell you that i think your guys's channel is awesome. You made me love horror movies again .

[@Thenum1spaghettimuncher]

btw fun fact 1910s-1912s were called the pre titanic or pre-world war 1 era saw the end of the Edwardian Era, a decade of very soft, feminine fashions with flowing trained skirts, ruffles and lace and S bend corseted silhouette. (Btw I know this came out like 5 years ago and I’m just commenting this now because I was a kid when this vid came out & i didn’t know how to comment and stuff so-)

[@punkuke]

It's really sweet how much you two obviously love each other!