Guess the Rapper from the Weird Lyrics (Episode 6)

[@justnbriseno]

Hearing them have a serious intelligent discussion about Andre 3000 without interjection of a joke is unnerving for hivemind

[@jerryseinfeldsleftnut6662]

and then they talk about fake tits, fake cocks, when eating box became relevant, and small cocks being the meta back in ancient greece

[@declanhuber4250]

It's easy to forget, but the boys do actually know music really well

[@evansteidtman962]

I feel like that kind of is the bit in some cases

[@2shy2guy52]

And not two minutes later they’re talking about fucking shrek characters

[@WhyIsMyNameRaw]

Watch their videos from 2 years ago. They were like 80% this and only 20% bits

[@badbookers6907]

Love the game logo for the episode! Riley out did himself this time!

[@chickenpizza5703]

The John Cena color way goes hard asf

[@averysliceprivate]

@@chickenpizza5703 I think they stole a picture of my dad for the game logo actually. A little invasive if you ask me

[@thrownstair]

Real avant-garde shit

[@stellaburnett2984]

im watching this video for the first time and when i saw that i immediately scrolled down to the comments and this was the top one

[@sam2572]

riley forgetting to put the title graphic on is so funny for some reason. no hate whatsoever i just love the yellow filter with no text

[@nintendonewsreleases4415]

I actually DO have hate. Those TROGLODYTES actually messed it up!

[@Halfmoonbaee]

I dont know what youre talking it about, it was literally there when i watched

[@TauntsForDays]

​@OckeyDokie Had to go back and rewatch just to double check. At the time of my comment, there is no graphic for the name of the game when they say "guess the rapper by the wird lyric", just a yellow filter on the screen.

[@anguslavy9521]

It was there for me

[@arachni2836]

I’m high and I’m so glad you commented this I thought my eyes were glitching so bad

[@chazlot]

i swear a full half of this video was just them talking about boobs and dicks. this channel rocks

[@milz1204]

Riley posted you on his Twitter

[@fzxfzxfzx]

this channel racks

[@Lemon_Sage9999]

​@@fzxfzxfzx underrated comment

[@bick6717]

@@fzxfzxfzx LMAOOO

[@tdoeswhatever_]

How’s this for a weird lyric? Graydon Weaver has 3 felonies and 11 misdemeanor charges.

[@potatopotatopotato-zo1rw]

Yeah that's weird as hell, he's got way more than that

[@fan.of.nintendo]

Jpegmafia?

[@benonyt2150]

You forgot about the tragedy that occurred in Taiwan on the 18th October 1994 which resulted in the death of 5 innocent families

[@tdoeswhatever_]

@@potatopotatopotato-zo1rwI mean the ones he’s been charged with. Dignan’s an excellent lawyer.

[@555phvntom]

ill never forget when dababy said this on the remix of whats poppin

[@Chewbockie]

Holy shit Dignan is absolutely stoned out of his mind

[@InspectahReese]

I heard he is terrible to work with because he smokes like 21 blunts in a sitting no matter where he’s at or what’s going on

[@Chewbockie]

@@InspectahReese Riley, Grant and Graydon a troopers for putting up with him, seems like a great guy tho minus all the murder and death stuff

[@limbo1262]

what makes you say that?

[@nullnull8082]

@@limbo1262 watch him in the intro

[@hyd_e]

i’m dead 😂

[@sahbabii8532]

y’all should do a game where you guess whether graydon or dignan did the crime listed (ones that both have done like racketeering and arson will be excluded)

[@canadiangoose7665]

Best video idea

[@OswaldStretchdisaz]

dignan kicked my dog while I was walking him and graydon picked him up and ran 😢 I pray every night to see my dog again

[@enjohVEVO]

@@OswaldStretchdisazWait was this around November 18th 2021? If so i have bad news for you

[@spap6407]

​@OswaldStretchdisaz your so lucky to have met diggy

[@bushidobot8251]

What about, well you know?

[@toby4784]

Glad HIVEMIND are finally recognising the half circumcised people, we’ve been waiting for this representation for a while!!

[@sushiinyourface293]

My favorite part about this comment section is that I have no idea whether or not this is actually related to the video in any way.

[@martymcflyy6775]

kkkkkkkkkkkkkdkdkdkdkdkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkjkkkkkkkoopoopooooloooooopppopoo

[@thatoneguy9582]

half lengthwise or heightwise?

[@toby4784]

@@thatoneguy9582both

[@toby4784]

@@thatoneguy9582both

[@theonenamedv]

Lowkey sad they didn't add the sound clips of the lyrics, I really wanted to hear that fahrvergnügen line 😭

[@hunterchase24]

It’s on Calm Down by Busta Rhymes and Eminem

[@dobb2106]

Loving the minimalist approach on the intro card

[@pandapants81]

sometimes you see a hivemind bit and it really makes you wonder whether the sponsor company actually watched the video before approving it

[@bitefesili]

one of their most recent vids had a long 9/11 bit 😭 shortly after was an air up sponsor

[@maruwapofilms815]

they put the cups out the whole damn video honestly i wouldn't care if i was air up@@bitefesili

[@noahthenormal]

0:19 What a beautiful title card! Riley is such a talented artist!

[@PsiRedEye22]

Feels like Bits Bracket 3 is in the works, they are cramming in the bits.

[@s.h.8153]

For sure. The Dignans Hard Piss and Specific Attractions ones were sick tho ngl

[@turp712]

i love the rotating cast of characters 😭

[@goodmorninbread6190]

box eating class was good, probably eliminated round 2 cause it’s too long

[@screwtapee]

I hope "Shoutout the boy from the bay" from the Wrapped video is in there, funniest moment in a while

[@shaun1243]

Dignan being let out of prison on supervised release just to film this video makes me so happy. Almost as happy as the time he stole a semi-truck, drove it straight through my house, kidnapped my children and sold them into slavery. Keep it up Dignan!

[@tylerdoesstuff6834]

We really need one of the comp channels to make a Riley saying "that was my other guess" comp.

[@tylerdoesstuff6834]

@timeforproblems Surprised it hasn't been made yet. He says it quite a bit.

[@maruwapofilms815]

that would go so hard

[@matthewbaetkey9428]

Riley's gingerbread man impression was shockingly good wtf

[@lauramobsby434]

Similar to his Ash impression

[@Polo-zz5oc]

@@lauramobsby434his Obama is pretty good

[@oogabooga2795]

Dude you should totally check out his likachu impression, its seriously impressive

[@maruwapofilms815]

Riley's horse impression lives in my dreams

[@evansteidtman962]

His dignan impression is good too

[@Pootisbird01]

I genuinely want to see a full video of Dignan reviewing cursed items

[@ayysea5717]

fr i really want that shit it would be so entertaining and my girl is native american so i know she got some curses she could get rid of

[@maruwapofilms815]

thats crazy but you do seem like youd be good for the show@@ayysea5717

[@fionas2241]

I love how riley actually pronounced the word fahrvergnügen right the first time!!! (btw fahrvergnügen means the pleasure of driving in german)

[@exzyyd392]

The first reaction at 48:20 had to be real. Dignan had that fear of God in him for a second

[@Hubagubbasuperbowl]

Riley getting borderline emotional talking about Andrés album needing to be appreciated is exactly how I feel about it. Well said

[@Hubagubbasuperbowl]

At least he sounded like he was on the verge of tearing up but that’s passion and it’s great!

[@pup64hcp]

"it's not even a spectrum; it's a fucking vortex, bro" I'm going to be saying this from now on, thank you Hivemind

[@Doubler_Z]

It took me an embarrassing amount of time to realize that I joined in the middle of the premiere when I clicked on the video. Like I kept thinking "damn this is a really long intro"

[@Slauthster]

I’m glad dignan made it back over enemy lines long enough to film a video for us. Bless up

[@claires1063]

Oh God oh fuck is he the enemy

[@artaaangels]

Good to see the boys travel to Mexico for the intro card!

[@shenigin]

LFMAOO

[@Tsweezey90]

Imagine my surprise as I'm sitting here and I'm thinking they're excluding me but then Riley shouts out all the homies with botched circumcisions. You're a real one for that.

[@jackreeceolrich3636]

I just got home from testifying in court as a witness to armed robbery and now I’m eating quinoa and watching this.

[@jackreeceolrich3636]

I’m also uncircumcised

[@radioman4179]

bro don’t eat quinoa, i know it’s cringe to be a white rapper now a days but he’s an “art folk” musician now

[@Randomjackass135]

🐀

[@justwillwastaken5626]

@@jackreeceolrich3636hoodie gang

[@jdog5270]

24:39 the look of pure disgust on Riley’s face is impeccable

[@dariofkxv6829]

I love when they send Grant on side quests like finding out when the first ever boob surgery was lmao

[@prodtxmyclp]

this video looks great, surely there won't be a problem if I watch it with my family

[@courtneyevie]

35:56 "i wish he'd curse me" "i'd welcome a curse" "i'm so into getting cursed" guys i think we've found the source of the curse.

[@lucy-nd8nf]

dignan's presence and inability to make eye contact with the camera and the rare riley mistake of forgetting the title card in the first few seconds really encouraged me to not commit anymore crimes

[@joltzzyt4325]

I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH. This is my favorite series on this channel and I love the banter between you two.

[@haLf_]

0:19 no title screen is so funny

[@jakovjurlina6071]

We need a compilation of hivemind talking about druski

[@heatherburke9583]

Omg this whole time i thought they were talking about drusky

[@lanting.j.16]

I do not know why Dignan didn’t say “grab a brewski with Druski”, that was a given! And I would like to remind the public that I was not “giving” on the morning of September 11th, I would like to formerly apologize.

[@zachpeters7899]

Maybe the real weird lyric was the friends we made along the way 😢

[@bwaco7004]

d

[@idonthaveanygoodnametouse1704]

Yeah I mean how do you even say “😢”?

[@idonthaveanygoodnametouse1704]

Yeah I mean how do you even say “😢”?

[@liamwoodfield]

I’m sorry but this is absolutely incorrect. The weird lyrics are found at 1:16 and 4:10 and 6:50 and 10:20 and 15:29 and 23:52 and 28:58 and 34:57 and 37:11 and 39:24 and 42:51 and 47:37 Hope that clears it up! Please don’t spread false information online!

[@chagrin6919]

​@@liamwoodfield🤓👆

[@SubsonicFoil126]

Average hive mind bit: Diggy: “yea that one time my dog’s chew toy ate a rat” Riley: “ur dogs chew toy ate it?” Diggy: “yea yk, with its mouth” Riley: “oooohhh I see what u mean. Yea mine did that too”

[@KermitDaPhrog]

If we’re being honest Kevin Gates probably said all of these

[@Liex59]

Dignan is fuckin blasted and nobody can convince me otherwise. I know a stoner trying to make eye contact and i see it in this intro so much lmao

[@vtizzel]

35:50 Lil B put the curse on KD on OKC, and lifted the curse when KD joined the warriors.(Lil B is from The Bay) Thats why KD was able to win almost 3 back to back FMVP’s. Graydon would have known that Diggy🤦🏽‍♂️

[@butterytomatoes747]

you guys have definitely got funnier. it seems like every few videos has insanely funny bits every 5 minutes

[@DrewKWM]

i love these guys, you go into a video discussing music and leave with the thought of swimming faster by shooting a jet stream of piss

[@jaydenwatson5335]

This is one of the most unhinged hivemind episodes in a while

[@Jadesmorot]

this video has a perfect mix of good conversations and funny jokes, im glad you let the good 3000 take sit and air because those were straight facts but like also the way riley said "thanks man" here (11:48) was so funny

[@yarnwindle6915]

So happy to see Hall and Oates still making content even after their nasty divorce, great video guys 👍

[@-unt]

I LOVED the logo for this game! Very minimalistic!

[@bambiherrera13]

dignan blatantly looking at riley’s board during the cardi b question is so funny 😭

[@TreyFigueroa]

Dignan calling the fans stinky while Riley smiles at the camera was a highlight

[@avaDD]

I always felt that the Mexican homie line is something Diggi would say in a Hivemind video, and the way he chuckled proved me right

[@marleyaddsomemoore]

its finally dignan's favorite time of year

[@MegaRekless]

i love ur pfp its so cute

[@starrr365]

I CANNOT believe nobody said Edward SZAhands

[@alexjones2416]

Some unbelievable bits this episode. The poison IV... Dignan pissing like a beast... the cunnilingus teacher. Finding out you guys both keep signed pictures of R Kelly in your wallets was a bit much though.

[@steorra15]

Great video!! i wish they'd played a clip of the songs with the lyrics though

[@shenigin]

39:38 riley’s reaction and delivery was so perfect omfg😭😭

[@malcolmduncan7615]

Lil B actually lifted the KD curse when he joined the warriors, because Lil B is a huge Bay Area fan. He was hating on KD well before 2016

[@gasoline.]

watched the first half of this vid high and then watched the last bit the next day (high), riley's callbacks to graydon's earlier bits throughout the episode literally took me to anothe planet

[@Sir_knomes]

Bought merch now I legally have to write a knife next to my name

[@GeorgeElliott-v2j]

easily the horniest hivemind video of all time

[@AaronGuajardo-xj9wg]

Grant was on some unlimited shit this episode 😂

[@DJsocial7102]

What does this mean?

[@exzyyd392]

​@@DJsocial7102He was off the Henny for sure

[@12sleep34]

​@@DJsocial7102HIVEMIND UNLIMITED

[@plsstoptalking]

@@DJsocial7102 Hivemind Unlimited channel where they do dumb stuff lol

[@jacksonlaframboise6257]

36:15. I worked at an art store. Some dude dropped off a legit nazi pencil with a full ass, detailed metal casting of a child hanging from a dead tree, where the eraser would usually be, surrounded my imperial iron crosses nd swastikas. They just left it in the pencil bin nd I found it when cleaning up that night. I kept it…because, it’s so cursed that it shouldn’t exist. Just the fact that it does made me realize anything is possible. Not even joking. For starters, somebody thought to do that. Than they got all of the required contacts and resources to cast it out of fukin metal and, presumably sold it to a buyer who than went on to drop it off randomly in a mom and pop art supply store for some reason. Like, none of that should have happened. But it did. So, ya know, maybe my dreams aren’t so far fetched….But if it turns out that cursed items exist, and I was told that I was in possession of one, this pencil would be my immediate and only guess.

[@will_g3490]

Man i thought i was the only one who thought the andre album felt psychadelic i had a whole trip while i was listening to it. Thanks Riley!

[@clos888]

the serious discussion that happened bc of fake boobs is top tier

[@LilBigStack]

‘yo my name is dignan and I’m wanted by 11 international crime agencies’ is such a wild lyric haha great video guys

[@Kennfff]

The Shoe Fits - Drake (lyric at 4:19) Role Model - Eminem (lyric at 3:02) I swear, I Really Wanted To Make A "Rap" Album But This Is Literally The Way The Wind Blew Me This Time - André 3000 (lyric at 0:00) Lovin On Me - Jack Harlow (lyric at 1:20) Calm Down - Busta Rhymes, Eminem (lyric at 1:09) VULTURES - ¥$, Kanye West, Ty Dolla $ign (lyric at 3:32) Get On 10 - Cardi B (lyrics at 0:38) Fuck Kd - Lil B (lyric at 0:10) Tantor - Danny Brown (lyric at 0:38) Pretty Little Birds - SZA, Isaiah Rashad (lyrics at 1:33) Evil Ways - Drake, J. Cole (lyrics at 2:37) King Cobra - Yung Lean, Thaiboy Digital

[@Kilby72]

Diggy smoking that loud pack one this one

[@duas9468]

This episode is dense af with banger bits

[@AaronGuajardo-xj9wg]

33:44 diggy is clearly hitting a lick

[@richardb81]

Weird lyrics? Oh buddy, I can't wait for this one! I did not assist in the 1999 Dignan Massacres.

[@ReyVro]

41:25 pissed there wasnt a "edward SZA hands" related joke there

[@crystalshaderz3094]

coming back to this video for the first time since it came out and realizing this is fully the origin of the curse😮

[@RioMangs]

Happy Monday, Hivemind TV! I am right circumcised. Spectacularly so, I’m blessed to say. Real clean cut straight around the circumf. Just the desired amount of “pink to white ratio,” no extraneous or unintentionally-remaining skin. Just a real well on job courtesy of our local Cleveland MetroHealth staff. Thanks for asking, fellas!!

[@andreeaoancea5888]

as a German, watching you trying to pronounce Fahrvergnügen got me chuckling lol

[@imjustlivinbabyugotdatright]

Ngl Riley kinda nailed it first try 😂 like even in Germany I barely heard that word besides maybe in a car commercial or sum

[@cockroachh]

I loved episode 3 season 2 of the DrusKi Diggy Road Trip. Real fun vibes and good chemistry between the boys

[@n2k970]

Good video! Almost as good as the time Graydon did [random funny crime] in [random funny location] on [random funny date]

[@peterjollymore57]

Dignan's impression of Jack Harlow may have dethroned Graydon's Robert de Niro impression as the best we've ever seen

[@NotAGraveRobber]

I love that Dignan was just pretty much correct about the rabies facts out of nowhere

[@swagginoutmusic]

dignan is so baked

[@emilyclementinee]

thank god dignan brought rabies awareness to the minds of hivemind viewers. while we’re all thinking about it i wanna let the people know that bats are the main rabies carrier in north america and their little teeth are so small they can bite you and you won’t know! if you come in contact with a bat seek medical attention.

[@AMan_629]

Another great video made by the Kenny Beecham music channel featuring the rotating cast of 15 characters 👍

[@ElaineClush]

Riley stealing Dignan's bits has gotta make the next bits bracket

[@compencemusic]

Loved this one! Circumsized

[@nikolaibeckel1071]

Dignan was off the henny for this one 😂 Nvm, both of them were going schitzo

[@eth3792]

41:26 THAT'S WHY SHE'S CALLED SZA. COME ON GUYS THE PUNCHLINE WAS RIGHT THERE.

[@notpsychmilli]

why aren’t they playin a clip of the lyric 😩

[@blunderbass851]

I know. It's killing me.

[@notboy_]

It sure is a good thing none of the viewers ever took dignan up on the curse thing

[@danielnagyteehee]

I love the noise Diggy made at 2:01; reminds me of a Mario sound effect for some odd reason

[@elimerritt6671]

As a swimmer, the shaving your legs bit made me laugh way too hard

[@mylesguy7070]

28:56 my new favorite Grant moment

[@TheRealJakeConrad]

A fact I think deserves more attention: Life Is A Highway by Rascal Flatts is actually a cover! Original is by a guy named Tom Cochran in 1991

[@Quinnsula5]

Fun fact for those he didn’t know, Tantor has been teased 2 years back on one of Danny stream and then the song was called or dub Chinesse Mike, so there was a time that to find the leaks of the song you would have to search up Chinese Mike Danny Brown.

[@honeydew5418]

i find it odd how they are sponsored by a perfume company because neither of them look like they would smell good 🤔

[@trevorwilkerson3508]

holy shit guys i’ve never been so on time for a Hivemind video

[@blapbIap]

looking forward to seeing “SZA owes Riley $30” in the next bits bracket

[@DIS29]

i love when one of them look at the other when talking to the audience /deadass

[@FutureKLX300SMowner]

guys i think dignan is just graydon but like when hes stoned af

[@ploijgo]

riley’s hair in this video kind of looks like his hoodie has a fur collar

[@dirtcollector]

inclusive to the botched circumcision boys, great game this one

[@IbokRock811]

Literally some of the best comedy/improv minds on KZbin 🤯 I know Dignan’s…just like this 😂 but Riley!! You’re good my guy

[@jnicole510]

51:53 GREAT last name

[@tartheleo8637]

WOAH how’d you get Riley on this show! You guys have such good chemistry he should guest star more, it’s kinda boring just watching one person