Guess the video game from the weird Steam review!

Come play this game, it's fully-immersive with no pay-to-win. Anyone who preordered gets TWO free skins for their character.
Bug fixes coming in next patch.

[@Matt_Rose]

Almost a million views as I type this for my little indie game, absolutely phenomenal and massive thanks to you all. To that end, part 2 of this can now be found here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/l3zOn32MZtSXotU

[@juliab1954]

Do restaurant name or cartoon character

[@Matt_Rose]

@@juliab1954 That is a superb idea. Probs be a lot of overlap though - I live near an Italian restaurant called Pinocchio for instance. No idea why it's called that, maybe they lie a lot.

[@IDGs_space]

@@Matt_Rose has the restaurant expanded recently

[@paulcocks7787]

ALMOST???

[@YounesKD]

you inspired me to make this cool video man thanks kzbin.info/www/bejne/aKLIlpZurqysiZI

[@blackmage1276]

The top review of "Getting Over it with: Bennet Foddy" is "I got over it" my favorite

[@DepressedCrow]

*time played: 4000 hours at the time of review*

[@flarewolf120X]

markiplier wrote That i think

[@irvancrocs1753]

Found one a negative review on Half Life 2, saying: "I am just kidding, calm down"

[@wyhno]

My favorite for getting over it is : 14000 hours played I got over the tree

[@hcgosling4632]

My fave is just every review for GTA IV the complete edition

[@karistyn813]

My personal favorite: "Mario the plumber gets into trouble yet again when he crashes into the ocean. You have to plumb stuff. i don't really know what happens after that. I got scared" by tyler, 0.6 hours played. It's a BioShock review

[@Mystery-Wolf]

That’s one of my fav reviews of all time.

[@yaboigaming123]

Why thank you, kind stranger. I think that might be me lol

[@dappermaverick]

man spent 40+ minutes playing bioshock and though it was a mario game

[@mr.cobrastan7685]

@@dappermaverick i mean I played 50+ hours before I realized it wasn't SubNautica

[@irvancrocs1753]

Once i saw a review on Bioshock saying: To touch little girls first you have to get rid their Big Daddys. Realism 10/10

[@callumsparrow4379]

The only reason why I knew about the 2nd game’s Steam review was because gaming news outlets wouldn’t shut up about it for a week.

[@BubbledDEV]

The only reason I knew it was because my sister had told me the day before.

[@veryblocky]

I just guessed, it seemed like the sort of thing that it would have.

[@jco_sfm]

that seems like the sort of thing that would be added just as a media stunt, but then again rockstar seems to really like modeling animal balls

[@spookyrahhh]

Told my friend about it and I get the response “REALLY? I MUST EXPERIMENT”

[@jco_sfm]

im convinced that at least several of the rockstar devs also make furry porn

[@galaxb33]

My favorite steam review so far is for The Sims 4: “Got to watch a skeleton in a maid outfit beat up my ghost roommate’s ghost ex girlfriend.” It was a positive review.

[@Jupiter-T]

I mean honestly, as much as chaos scares me, the most memorable moments in the Sims 4 are completely unexpected. One of my sims was about to get hit by a meteor, but then she was abducted by aliens. So for a few hours, she just had this "struck by meteors" action in her cue while she chilled on the alien ship. They put her back on the ground and instantly the meteor hit her. (Thankfully her husband was able to convince the Grim Reaper not to take her - Grim must have realized what kind of day she was having.)

[@ladida4839]

I once saw this line for a sale on Danganronpa games on Steam: *"you can't save your friends, but you CAN save 50% off!"*

[@belleparsley7797]

That moment when all of your favorites survive

[@the_redpyro4906]

That's absolute gold.

[@rainwhal]

I CANT DO THIS TODAY

[@skinwalker69420]

Danganronpa was the original among us

[@belleparsley7797]

@@skinwalker69420 the second one even had an impostor!

[@johnsimpsen5]

Terraria is the most accurate thing I’ve ever heard, looks like somebody didn’t beat skeletron

[@neo_iw]

Pain in the ass to play without shield until you get decent mount

[@psychotheman]

DUDE THOSE FUCKING BATS I SWEAR, IF I EXIST ANYWHERE NEAR A CAVE A BAT SWOOPS DOWN AND KICKS YOUR ASS OUT OF EXPERT MODE. But otherwise a really fun game

[@Garanex]

let's see the guy try to play Calamity on death mode lmaooo

[@sakesaurus]

@@weakspirit_ for the Worthy

[@fettychow7648]

@@tofathegreatlord7986 cobaltgde shdeeld

[@sanddebil]

I remeber a review that said "The price is too much for this game" Thing is there was a sign that this game was gifted to them

[@gliple]

XD

[@SJuson]

I mean you can still judge the quality of a game and conclude whether you think it is worth the price, even if you have not paid for the game

[@joystickthesentientpc7787]

Balan Wonderworld!

[@Lewisking50]

@@SJuson True indeed. In fact some people can feel really bad if they're being gifted expensive things to the point they want to forcefully reject it. That's why imho it's generally a good idea to not mention costs when gifting things and not ask or look for the price when receiving something.

[@DeltaModelX]

@@Lewisking50 same i got gifted a 15 dollar game and rejected it since I didn't think I would play the game that much for the price

[@VivianaSilverback]

I instantly recognized RDR2. How can anyone not recognize the mighty horse balls

[@grotto5416]

THE MIGHTY HORSE BALLS I absolutely love how that sounds

[@eduespro]

I only recognized Cuphead That game is HARDer than my _____ on Sundays

[@DragonOfTheMortalKombat]

Massive balls.

[@automation7295]

Is that what all men only spend their time on, staring at horse balls in Red Dead Redemption II?

[@nomis...]

same, and i haven't even played it

[@kikenaround]

The No Man’s Sky one is probably about how the game made a comeback over the past few years, not in-game experience.

[@pocketglove]

I thought it was Dark Souls tbh

[@pocketglove]

@Joonatan Isoaho I mean the game sleeps with your wife, calls you it's bitch until you start loving it and building a friendship

[@pequenoperezoso3743]

@@pocketglove but it's you who make the effort of playing it

[@sivvinod3187]

@@pocketglove yeah but dark souls doesn't love you back

[@ractheraccoon]

Oh my gosh your right I was so confused because that makes literally no sense with the actual game

[@lanternalmusic]

i saw "horses", "sex" and "mods" and immediately guessed skyrim... and i take pride in that because i was right

[@IDMYM8]

Yes! I knew it. You had it... the mods

[@kawaii8677]

i dont even play skyrim and i guessed it. you litteraly cant list those three things in a sentence without talking about skyrim

[@dealkill2396]

I guessed Fallout: New Vegas. Probably would’ve guessed Skyrim if I hadn’t seen this video recently kzbin.info/www/bejne/Zp3RfpKJdpuKgpo

[@danallan8526]

Unless you're talking about the other meaning of "mods", I guess

[@federicagarridoweisheim870]

I thought it was RimWorld at first xD

[@CRRNCRW]

There was a review for TF2 that was just, and I quote: “Got to inject piss into people’s bloodstreams. 10/10 game.”

[@andesmint3664]

coconut.jpg

[@cupcakeeater3462]

i thought there was a tf2 one but it was fall guys.

[@SniperOnSunday]

Ah yes, the piss rifle.

[@akirakurusu861]

1:47 I honestly thought that was a TF2 review then. Just reminded me of Pyro

[@ryang2v]

Of to visit your mother

[@thisisasupersayin376]

I thought for SURE "this is what my parents did to get to school" was Getting Over It

[@Annomano2205]

Same

[@Kurokun01]

I thought it was Celeste, lol

[@noabinnendijk361]

I guessed the same thing

[@lorenzmaut3708]

I tough One of the stalker games, and the monster and anomalies are all the difficulties they talk about.

[@MtnFighter]

Thought it was mirrors edge

[@humononom3428]

"Everytime you go mining, a bat will knock you into lava." this was way too relatable and guessed terraria right after

[@markomasou]

It's literally Terraria in a nutshell. Even better yet, when you go Hardmode the first time and you meet the Jungle Bats for the first time

[@brickabang]

The best feeling in terraria is going back and ending the population of something that was a problem early game with your new weapons

[@BananaDope]

@@brickabang ikr I went to hunt for jungle bats with my zenith

[@easondarkflames9072]

Lol I've never played Terraria but I still guessed it lmao

[@emmaloctober6001]

*COBALT SHIELD*

[@Strong_the_Panda]

The fact that I got the skyrim one right scares me.

[@eddiemate]

Same, but to be honest literally what other game could you guess? I feel like Skyrim is the only answer to a review like that.

[@Strong_the_Panda]

@@eddiemate good question

[@jimhalpert9803]

Same

[@BandObsessed923]

@@eddiemate I thought Sims 3. Don't ask how I know that.

[@yellowcapalex2825]

I got it right the moment i heard “sex mod”

[@Standingcrown]

"I accidentally installed a bunch of se-" Me: yep Skyrim

[@RED01SEA]

i dont know if a single one got that RE8 one , it doesnt make anysense

[@JGT-yd2wx]

@@RED01SEA lady demitrescu gives the player a bkner, and everything else is scary and despair.

[@lukiklepsa6218]

@@RED01SEA Big tall lady memes and the game itself. C'mon.

[@Literallyryangosling777]

It just works

[@ItsGBMoD]

reminds me of the time when i turned the game into an interdimensonal sex simulator ( powered by a fucking necromancer)

[@Quality_Eatz]

my favorite review ever is one of Garry's mod saying "it's okay I guess" and thry guy had like 3000 hours

[@dynamine203]

Most unfunny comment ever jesus

[@lolhuh6682]

@@dynamine203 imagine shaming a guy for his sense of humor, not like your is better

[@lolhuh6682]

@@goblinoide refer to my original reply

[@goblinoide]

@@lolhuh6682 you must be zaWg1fied by culty marxy oyveyyy

[@jaselang2187]

YOOO THATS MEEEE

[@ggman.]

I’m so good that I predicted “I sunk a bunch of german kids” on sea of thieves because that was the final blow for me and my friends to get the game

[@owyemen9367]

Thanks to Germany I ended up learning what happened to Davy Jones

[@HumanityAsCode]

My favorite steam review was for ARK: Survival Evolved. A man made an Inn where he lured people in with the promise of free items and beds. He poisoned them or beat them into unconsciousness and locked them in the inn. Forcefeeding them more poison to keep them under. He found a group asleep outside and fed them to sharks, except for one. He left them alive in front of a sign saying something like "I fed all your friends to megalodons"

[@eveescastle5866]

ngl I want to actually get this game now.

[@Schnort]

@@eveescastle5866 prepare to make some progress, then die to a raptor or a therizino. It will happen. That is, if you make it without being murdered in a PvP server or spawn trapped in a PvE one. Max-mutated dodo army is kinda sick though.

[@alexdoorn234]

@@eveescastle5866 it is very fun. I either play it with my brothers or sometimes solo. On my solo the island map I have a breeding farm with over 50 dinos so I can import them in the obelisk to be used for other maps. I must always parkour through my dinos to get anywhere but it's worth it. Therzinosauruses aren't that hard to tame if you have the right gear for it. But prepare to die a 1000 times in the beginning. I recommend finding a calm spot build your base and then tame a few dinos to help you. Dilophosauruses are good early game tames and Pegastomaxes as well. For Pegastomaxes put berries in the last slot of your hotbar and let the dino steal it and BOOM tamed.

[@irvancrocs1753]

I also found the canadian version of ARK review: "PEOPLE IN THIS GAME ARE TOO NICE! RAID ME OR SOMETHING!!! SERIOUSLY I LEFT MY DOOR OPEN OVER NIGHT FOR SOMEONE TO STEAL FROM ME, THEY LEFT ME SOME METAL AND LEFT ME A NOTE REMINDING ME TO CLOSE IT IN THE FUTURE."

[@gruby5098]

I was playing PVE server, and dragging people that are off into the ocean, drowned them, and stole their items.

[@voltydragon6140]

I saw a review once "1000+ hours, great gameplay, breathtaking story, amazing characters" It was Source Filmmaker

[@SkittleJuice2]

There’s probably a review on a story game somewhere talking about how easy it is to edit with it.

[@Mr.Mousey]

Fake review then

[@six_buck_dlc]

maybe he's talking about what he made in it

[@muntherdoesstuff9615]

its a new update, source filmmaker story mode

[@ilskntex1681]

Thats just narcissistic

[@KorvasYT]

That no man sky one is accurate but you gotta give props to the devs for making the game 10x better than when it launched

[@Seraphim_1172]

Same for Cyberpunk imo. NMS did wayyyy more work, in all fairness, but I feel like neither side gets enough credit for fixing their games. People who didn't have the balls to stick with it when it was shit still refuse to try it again after it was improved.

[@statiic.]

I’m concerned for my mental health after guessing the Skyrim one instantaneously

[@dettaven8058]

"I''ve accidentally installed a bunch of sex mo-" *Skyrim*

[@mnArqal93]

Yeah I got that one quickly, and I hardly play Skyrim.

[@largeinflatedbox]

guessed the red dead redemption one immediately and i’ve never been in a darker place mentally

[@Fafr]

@@mnArqal93 I'm in the exact same situation, except I never played Skyrim at all

[@akiraigarashi2874]

It is famous for sex mods so I also guessed it instantly

[@SuperNovii]

"Like the developers, I didn't finish the game" holy fuck

[@williamr.s.5693]

RUTHLESS

[@TyConrel]

@@williamr.s.5693 no the game was Cyberpunk not RUTHLESS

[@SamHoward-l9q]

@@TyConrel congo to the rats this made me laugh

[@williamr.s.5693]

@@TyConrel my bad, go next Copium

[@TyConrel]

@@williamr.s.5693 yea its all good

[@JesusGreenBL]

I like how I've never actually played Fallout 4 but my first thought hearing that review was "That sounds awfully Bethesda.." and guessed Fallout 4 or 76.

[@dreamiblu]

I had the same thought process lol

[@OrigamiAhsoka]

I love how much of a glitchy mess all of their games are

[@JustKelso1993]

I have played countless hours of Fallout 4 and honestly don't get many glitches. I get one or two once in a while but nothing major and nothing constant. I just knew Mama Murphy needs her comfy chair though lol

[@irvancrocs1753]

This one is quite funny, found on Fallout New Vegas: Met a cute girl in the desert. My VATS said i'd had a 0% chance to hit that. 10/10, such realism

[@Paul-ty5ww]

I only read an old lady with a drug addiction and I knew it was fallout 4

[@philliphelmut1077]

„Got the shit kicked out of me“ -sounds like a FromSoftware game, need a bit more info „by two roosters“ -ah yes, Sekiro

[@lukasm3535]

To be fair it could also have been Zelda

[@teandeekay]

@@lukasm3535 zelda aint on steam

[@AManWithNoName]

@@lukasm3535 You need some hard skills to get Zelda on steam dawg otherwise you need an emulator

[@brickabang]

You could probably get some knockoff version on Steam

[@JacF6734]

My favorite review of a game on Steam was for Battlefield 2042. It had a negative rating and simply said "I could have bought food."

[@pastelman3189]

could have said "i would rather pay to watch emoji movie"

[@chricyan778]

I'd rather but nfts

[@Smiley_404]

I'd rather buy one of these useless tiktok gadgets

[@Itsshaunbewarned]

His review aged like milk lol

[@TheGloriousLobsterEmperor]

None of the replies to this comment are funny.😊

[@moondodger5952]

The moment I saw the word “mod” I immediately knew it was Skyrim.

[@spectralassassin6030]

I can think of no other game with mods that will give the animals "equipment" so I immediately knew what it was.

[@umlautabuser2769]

@@spectralassassin6030 iirc there was a mod for some dragon age game (don't remember which one) that started some flame wars

[@rowan404]

I hate that the first thing I thought of when I saw that one was, “Minecraft Sex Mod” even though Minecraft isn’t even a Steam game.

[@potatoman4680]

You would be amazed how many deathclaw porn mods there are for Fallout 4

[@Persholm1]

I've seen quite a few reviews on steam that basically read: "I havn't played much, but so far so good." They always have 1000+ hours.

[@Miguel-wp4go]

In Hearts of Iron 4 there's a review that says: Finally understood naval combat +3000 hours

[@ITR933]

@@Miguel-wp4go unrealistic, takes way longer

[@redhunter8731]

That's EU4 for sure

[@zzzmeta4555]

Rimworld in a nutshell also

[@voodoo787]

Noita

[@apelsin9094]

The moment I saw the "bat pushing you into lava" moment, I instantly knew its terraria, and its so fucking relatable

[@mushroomfish300]

That terraria review is so relatable lol, especially in master mode. Also the portal 2 one was hilarious

[@Dr_Weirdoo]

-strong female lead -female focused cast -male characters relegated to secondary roles -romantization of the female form -voluptuous bodies -female driven story Truly a Feminist masterpiece Scarlet maiden. A Pixel art Roguelike Porn game

[@Jupiter-rs4zl]

"Only bought this game to crash into my house" -a wise user

[@enkoshojo]

"Honk" Me, immediately: Untitled Goose Game.

[@starinq]

you and me both

[@yeetdabeans3883]

Us

[@MiScusi69]

Same

[@bcndooz3294]

me too

[@ISDaft]

only one i got XD

[@santroxg287]

As a person who have played 10 playthroughs in every class and gamemode (except summoner). The terraria one killed me LOL

[@haterhated5655]

War Thunder reviews like: Sold my soul to the game ✔️ Sold my family to the developers ✔️ Gave away all my bank information and every single penny I had ✔️ Having fun? ❌

[@framstagbeipenny6353]

Never before have i been so offended by something i 100% agree with

[@haterhated5655]

@@framstagbeipenny6353 Rest in piece brother o7

[@LaggingDuck-]

World of Tanks players feel the same

[@wudwid]

the funniest one I ever found was on TF2 and it was by a guy who had over 14k hours and had left a negative review and I was like "wtf? 14,000 hours and you rate bad?" So I check what he has to say... "Too addicting"

[@yetanotherinternetidiot3060]

The worst part is that it's true

[@jahcode6132]

TF2 is still my most played game and the reason I don't play shooters or online PVP games anymore.

[@bigweld1947]

I have like 300 hours and a lobotomized rat running across my keyboard could probably play better than me

[@polish_hat]

"An old lady with drug addiction told me to build a chair" Instantly thinks of my Miniteman playthrough

[@spritepepsiplushes8353]

1:15 I play that game a ton, and as soon as I saw the words "bat" and "lava" I felt not only my own pain but the omnipresent pain of every player of that game (which I shall not name in order to avoid spoilers) and I believe that the others with the misfortune of comprehending my words felt the same agony at this timestamp

[@spritepepsiplushes8353]

3:47 ahh, "sex mods", wonder what this one could be

[@camilorodriguez5602]

That one and the horse balls shrinking were my instant guesses

[@hyperplayability6290]

I somehow didn't get it even though I have 5000+ hours on the game

[@FudgePuppy_]

Feral bite is a bitch too

[@MrMega1423]

After playing the game enough I've somewhat learned how to deal with them. When there's lava near you in an open area, you either get out of the open or get away from the lava. Otherwise you will immediately get Sparta kicked by a bat. And honestly that's just a good tip for exploring in terraria in general. Stay out of the open. Pick your fights. It's downright necessary if you wanna play the game on Master mode.

[@TheRealFrenchlay]

As a terraria player, I can confidently say that *Finlay Davies was pushed into lava by giant bat*

[@coracusa2771]

They becoming to strong, get the moon lord,or vsauce, either one works

[@charlalia]

yes i love that review, a beautifully accurate comment on terraria.

[@PandaMan1343]

Yeah, holy hell, Terraria bats are annoying as f-*PandaMan was brutally dissected by Cave Bat*

[@DarkShard5728]

Seriously, I agree so fucking mu- *DarkShard5728 didn't bounce.*

[@heythere4199]

I can rela- *Hans's skull was crushed by Tombstone.*

[@Moony-Lighty]

Personally, I’m fond of “I like it when the gay lawyers argue”.

[@bofuuu]

Ace Attorney?

[@Moony-Lighty]

@@bofuuu yep.

[@MrMetropolis]

Cmon, that's so obviously Ace Attorney

[@hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-Mikel.Montalat]

Gay

[@dude0216]

since when were they gay

[@Froggy4life-Yes]

The review that takes the cake for me is a review of OMORI and it was something like “my dad came back with the milk before I finished this game” 😭😭 To be fair, the average completion time for Omori is 20 hours and to 100% completely finish the game takes about 73 hours.

[@ultrocity514]

Some of the Warframe reviews are hilarious. 5,000 hours on record “I put a few hours in. It’s alright”

[@KirbyLinkACW]

That Among Us one hurt because The Room actually has been adapted into a popular fangame. Greg Sestero, who played Mark and wrote The Disaster Artist, even acknowledged it.

[@v616sirius]

yea I guessed the room and then thought "wow ok"

[@EternallyEve]

I expected it to be that one "The Room" game that is like some weird puzzle game or something. I think it's on steam and I know it's like a mobile game or something. Definitely did not expect Among Us.

[@phoenixdblack]

I instantly recognized Fallout 4. That was so fucking specific

[@liamsamples]

NO MORE DRUGS, GRANNY

[@nahman6519]

I first thought it was Rimworld, but after it showed it was Fallout 4 I realized colonists don't request specific stuff like that. Unless you play with mods...

[@robyn6455]

“could you bring me some jet kid?”

[@phoenixdblack]

@@nahman6519 Mama Murphy does, tho.

[@ryanlie3270]

@@nahman6519 -4 ate without a table

[@reversehappy9210]

I'm disappointed that I got the horses balls shrinking one right without hesitation

[@thewerewolfofwaggawagga8818]

what else would it be?

[@Kelsang01]

@@thewerewolfofwaggawagga8818 miitopia

[@C_Yo]

@@Kelsang01 on Steam? Don’t whoooosh me

[@mr.spytom]

The only reason I borrowed rdr2 from my friends brother was so I could send her a picture of horse balls, and now that I have the game, I have like 25 pictures of just horse balls

[@gwen0521]

“Yeah it’s alright” Time played: 2536.2 hours

[@pixels_buh]

Is it from destiny 2?

[@bigjuice2623]

Yes because that joke hasnt been made 1000000 fucking times

[@resijade4342]

finally beat the game on easy

[@microwave8931]

I remember seeing someone get over 1,000 hours in Doki Doki Literature Club. They wrote: S'Alright.

[@eeurr1306]

I always guessed another game which fits the description perfectly even though it was not the right answer made me cry harder than spiritfarer ever could.

[@Mannastrid]

I just finished portal... so the only one I got right was the portal one. The science hint was kind of obvious. This was a Triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.

[@ConnorGrummer]

I got Terraria, Hitman, Red Dead, Cuphead, Portal, Goose Game and rather proud I got No Man's Sky out of that description.

[@parchedcoma9939]

You didn’t get Microsoft flight sim?

[@hamchurger4566]

how did you get cuphead?my brain was thinking of a number of just known difficult games

[@hafizsulaiman4057]

@@hamchurger4566 there was an article about a journalist playing ineptly in cuphead who stuck in tutorial. Search it up. You'll get the reference

[@ConnorGrummer]

@@hamchurger4566 yeah when Cuphead came out there was a huge meme about the tutorial being mega difficult because this one game journalist took an hour or two to beat it or something

[@ConnorGrummer]

@@parchedcoma9939 I forget those games exist, never played them

[@faz3_goat8]

classic steve austin quote "IF YOU PUT THE LETTER S IN FRONT OF HITMAN YOU HAVE MY EXACT OPINION OF BRET HART"

[@noabsolutelynot3660]

The Destiny one was the only one I INSTANTLY recognised. Immortality and smurfs did it for me.

[@mytho-seb]

yeah same haha

[@smithy1578]

It was literally just the plot

[@gottejos4896]

The Ping pong ball was what made me Get it.

[@jackatomizer196]

The amount of time spent did it for me, 600 hours on review... Pfft... I have 2500 not kidding, i regret it

[@zacktrujillo3473]

And he puts the Stadia icon on it for the Steam review

[@TerraBlo]

"Everytime you build a house, a bat knocks you into lava" Man plays ftw and built his base on the jungle, what a legend

[@Pokesefasaa]

He's gonna have a fun time living in the hardmode jungle

[@paulduchamp4736]

Honestly that was the fastest guess along with portal. Like I was seeing the thing happen as this user described it

[@wraith_gamez827]

i l ove building bases on jungle's one of my favourite things to do!

[@Palemis]

Or getfixedboi

[@Biscuithands]

Vitnam flashbacks

[@RyanCooperRU]

That one No More Room in Hell review says: "You can 360 no scope black kids in this game"

[@StarWarsftw12]

"This games basically cards with a side of parental issues." -Witcher 3

[@DasNarri]

🤣 👆 This guy knows how to make a funny comment

[@lsswappedcessna]

"how about a game of Gwent?" -Geralt, every five seconds.

[@necrobynerton7384]

"You people really REALLY like Gwent?" - Sincerely, someone who doesn't like card games

[@johngun4377]

My personal favorite from DMC 5 is “emotionally unstable Child and Kylo Ren try to rescue the child’s Uncle while his dad becomes a part of Team Trees.”

[@Axylotl.hehe.]

I knew the untitled goose game after the second "honk". I also knew Hitman pretty quickly becayse for some reason the word 's-hit' popped up into my head so I put two and two toghether and got shitman.

[@CassiusStelar]

A review for the game I'm playing rn had the phrase "Enough lumps of Lizard cellulite to entertain a herpetology club for 6 hours"

[@stuffyfilms]

Skyrim?

[@Matt_Rose]

Monster Hunter World?

[@CassiusStelar]

@@Matt_Rose nah but keep guessing

[@CassiusStelar]

@@stuffyfilms nope

[@Illunica3000]

Video game?????

[@gadrycathadson1285]

4:25 i actually thought he was talking about "Crew"

[@TerraHardcore]

this better be bonkers wonkers wildly fucking good.

[@JustJaidenism]

Nice, The First Comment.

[@user-it4cl9hf6u]

my twitch name is bonkywonker wth

[@hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-Mikel.Montalat]

Was it?

[@JustJaidenism]

@@hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-Mikel.Montalat Yes.

[@user-it4cl9hf6u]

@@JustJaidenism gasp.

[@DolphinSuitJotaro]

“the only game where I can beat an ancient dragon god on my first try, and yet some middle aged dude in his bath robe can make me regret being born. 10/10” This is my favorite review for Sekiro:Shadows die twice

[@SpathiCaptainFwiffo]

I thought it was terraria 💀

[@CzarBomba827]

@SpathiCaptainFwiffo bro I thought it was Skyrim 💀

[@connermckay4012]

My favorite game review was not on steam, but the windows store. It was a review for Sea of Thieves. It read, and I quote, “ver goo pirat gmae “.

[@iwansaputra283]

"If i get this DLC for free, I'll ask for refund of the whole game", someone's review for Endless Space 2 DLC

[@premonitiative]

My favorite Steam review was for NieR: Automata. "Brought some tissues but never thought I'd use them for tears".

[@pseudo3100]

"This game made me cry 4 times." pauses video... looks at date... yep, Spiritfarer.

[@wolfmistresswilderr6579]

Pretty much

[@davidtorazzi7650]

Nice pfp

[@libertyprime3827]

Thought it was gonna be undertale. Or maybe Outer wilds.

[@pseudo3100]

@@libertyprime3827 Outer Wilds almost made me cry but only in the end. Spiritfarer will have you crying from start to end.

[@pseudo3100]

@@davidtorazzi7650 I’m a total trash mammal.

[@OmoriSupportsPalestine_143]

I have one: "a whale ate me and now I'm fighting him inside himself, HELP"

[@LukiaRails]

"Man im not getting any of these right" -bats "TERRARIA"

[@stugg.]

"i sold my son for war thunder gold" - a random ass positive war thunder steam review

[@expe1240]

I knew only a few of these… but when he said: “an old lady with a drug addiction asked me to build her a chair.” I instinctively said “fallout 4”

[@oh-no-its-clara7574]

literally my thought process: "An old lady wants you to build her a chair." hmmmm, dunno about that one. "When it was done she sat down next to the chair, on nothing. And told me to build the chair." *ah so it's a Bethesda game*

[@expe1240]

@@oh-no-its-clara7574 Lmao so true

[@thetomboyenjoyer4056]

Damn why is this so relatable

[@expe1240]

@@thetomboyenjoyer4056 😂

[@nobbler9165]

same

[@davidkim5462]

Best reviews are on civ 6: "Still trying things out, not that ready for a proper review." -11000 hours.

[@corbinrysavy9297]

My favorite review on steam is this: "a life ruining game experience" recommended

[@mainegameboy5670]

Lisa The Painful?

[@NicoGV]

@@mainegameboy5670 LOL

[@corbinrysavy9297]

@@mainegameboy5670 Omori

[@thepillow3016]

as someone who plays it, i immediately guessed terraria at 1:16

[@fusion8984]

Saw a review by some dude who played Doki Doki Literature Club. "Monika is still talking" He had 23,000 hours.

[@niwa5097]

I really didn't think I'd get that many, to be fair I did pause, but still.

[@redsteph]

2:14 AHAHAHAH THE BEST ONE!!!

[@christophertalbot5779]

Spiritfarer's inclusion is pleasantly surprising. When the review mentioned "I cried four times" it was my first thought, but I figured it couldn't possibly be that. It's a lovely game with memorable characters and fun (though a bit simplistic) gameplay.

[@marcelacoplao]

I remember one that was like "the most fun you can legally have with a 5 year old" The Binding of Isaac

[@kneight4927]

The way you said the portal one gave it all away. And I instantly thought of skyrim when the mod was mentioned. I don't even play skyrim wtf

[@michaelturner5093]

If anyone ever mentions weird mods, there's a 90% chance they're talking about skyrim. There's probably 10 times more original content in all of the skyrim mods than in the base game.

[@ComXDude]

That last review may not have good taste in games, but they do have good taste in wrestlers to steal lines from.

[@spanner5686]

Yoo more interactive content let’s do this

[@TaurusWT]

The terraria review was very accurate.

[@dashdestroyer8238]

A bit too accurate ;-;

[@snakeshake7381]

Nah I touch the lava myself while trying to awkardly grapple my way over it

[@YataTheFifteenth]

Bloody fuckin bats.

[@biggamer8834]

if it wasnt for game journalists i would have never guessed cuphead

[@romanticdata1026]

The Spiritfarer one hit TOO close to home...

[@hamstersamiright8837]

Just heads up you can turn off the heart censorship in settings.

[@Matt_Rose]

I did not know that! And I also enjoy trying to deduce what swear it might be.

[@creeperhunterD]

I've turned it off multiple times and it still does it, I think the settings are broken

[@NoriMori1992]

Honestly, censoring the swear words is funnier.

[@zaraahballard1971]

From my fav game, any guesses? “very painful . I am from China mainland . I work 12hours a day ,8day rest 24hour . I am tired of job and live like a dog , this game can't bring me peaceful but suffering . I am not gonna be a house keeper after work even without paid, I feel myself cheap and being slaved . I hate this game . but in another way , it help sleep after played .” Clue down below! Clue: it is a single player game with no interaction of others.

[@Mel0nMel]

0:40 was written on 9/11

[@q12aw50]

Got cyberpunk instantly. Such an iconic meme

[@pyroparagon8945]

"the game is basically robots, smurfs, and humans being given immortality by a giant ping pong ball in order to fight the forces of evil geometry" My mind immediately assumed, with 100% certainty, that this was referring to a really strange interpretation Katamari Damacy. Then I realized that most gamers probably weren't born when that came out.

[@somethingdumb3928]

yeah

[@pyroparagon8945]

@@somethingdumb3928 yeah

[@somethingdumb3928]

@@pyroparagon8945 yeah

[@shiken6174]

I thought it was geometry dash

[@walugusgrudenburg3068]

Well, Katamari Damacy REROLL was pretty recent, and that's the one on steam anyway.

[@broadkiwi6882]

When it was the skyrim one, I was repeating "please don't be skyrim PLEASE DONT BE SKYRIM" and it was skyrim.

[@elokin300]

2:53 Can’t believe it’s been exactly 1 year since “balls”

[@thehoneydew4847]

Got 7, honestly surprised you included Spiritfarer.

[@PatrikPavic]

when he said that he cried four times i thought he was talking about For honor

[@hatsurrin]

@Agent 1222 I thought they were talking about omori-

[@PatrikPavic]

@@hatsurrin For honor makes you cry in a diffrent way

[@ThatBlueRascal]

Anytime I hear anyone talking about bats hitting them into lava I instantly associate it with Terraria, or they had a wild dream...

[@haribo_42]

Those gosh darn doodly darn hell hats

[@JesterofAces]

Best I’ve ever seen is a review for the horror game *Amanda the Adventurer* and it was a positive review, that said: “I shidded my pant”

[@FardNutzDeluxe]

For one I thought "this is the most fallout situation i have ever read", it was indeed fallout 4

[@raploky]

"The game is free, the therapist is not." Doki Doki Literature Club

[@Diablo_Himself]

True

[@antwholoveslightblub]

REAL

[@koolkiller35]

Him actually saying “air pressure sound” out loud every time instead of just putting in an audio clip of it was hilarious

[@aidencook5524]

1:20 oh i recognized the game the instant i saw the word “bat” They really do knock you into lava waaaay too often

[@secret_szpion1626]

My fave comment of all time is from rust "Found an ak before food, Felt like a child in Nigeria"

[@ethanbolger6690]

XD made me choke on my dinner

[@ethanbolger6690]

XD made me choke on my dinner

[@SamHoward-l9q]

@@ethanbolger6690 why did you say this twice

[@SamHoward-l9q]

@@ethanbolger6690 why did you say this twice

[@shadowstorm7548]

@@SamHoward-l9q why did you say this twice

[@Banan_Man_]

"the balls on your horse shrink in the winter" yea i immediately knew that one

[@__Jp]

rdr2?

[@framstagbeipenny6353]

@@__Jp yes

[@Orfurgameing]

I have never seen red dead 2 videos nor have I played the game, but I got it right. Don't ask

[@reneflores5976]

I just put together games with horse and incredibly unnecessary details and said "yep, definitively rdr2"

[@pigeon8321]

Its the best feature in the game

[@FBI-sr2eg]

As soon as he said “too many sex mods” I immediately said “skyrim”

[@mercenaryattack]

Lmaooo same tho 😂 loverslab makes Skyrim

[@tundraanderson9068]

Same, I haven't even touched skyrim in years, and I have yet to play with mods... But it's It is skyrim

[@lumonetic1124]

Same....

[@beepbep4302]

I thought rimworld

[@roxassora2706]

Same but with sims 4 cause of wicked whims