Guessing JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Characters - Part 5 Edition (ft. Nem)

[@DashyShine]

Stand User: Mista Stand Name: C O O L M A T H G A M E S

[@MimuSan.]

Bruh I was thinkin that too 😂

[@dfdddfressd]

Emperor Majora I’m wheezing .😂

[@spiderchanyes]

User: Lunch lady Stand: *Y E L L O W*

[@SirCurler]

AAAAaaaaaaaaaaas

[@狂気の]

Bruh ur profile

[@somedecidueye7292]

"His name is AAAAAAAAA" That's all he does when he's around Giorno, so, close enough

[@lactose2884]

AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRSSSSSEEEEEEENNNNNNNN persona 5 reference

[@thottywithashotty7581]

Lmfao

[@HondaC1vic]

Some Decidueye not when he met doppio

[@kiernugget2928]

AAAAAAAABACHIO

[@goldenhydreigon4727]

@@lactose2884 COME, *LOOOOOKIIIIIIIII!*

[@glazeblazegg8860]

"feed me lunch lady" how did she guess 25% of the pistols's personality?

[@rollforyoailifejohnny6579]

So the name lunch lady is accurate

[@Garbo_trashcan]

Wait, but 25% is 1 one forth *t r i g g e r e d m i s t a n o i s e s*

[@Ribeye_sandwich]

Yeah, how the fuck did she do that.

[@giornogiovanna2485]

Mistaaaaaa

[@blank899]

Wait 25% multiplied by 4 is 100% *Angry Mista noises*

[@hew2936]

Ah yes, my favorite character, AAAAAAAAAA "Abomination" A A A A A A A A A A

[@allproduction3691]

Agreed

[@Prismascape]

Yes

[@prob-a-bob4438]

yyeeeeeee

[@trishb20]

Fucc u giorno

[@sugativa]

@@trishb20 abbachio what tf are you doing in here?

[@iwuvmonika5559]

"Lunch Lady" L U N C H T I M E I S F O R L U N C H !

[@jagossone]

I want sex pistols to call mista lunchlady from now on

[@enontv5255]

MEEEEESTA, WE'RE HUNGRY

[@rojakishibe7113]

MEEEEESTAA

[@coolguydoesminecraft]

Ok so, lunch lady makes a lot of sense since MISTA HAS TO FEED HIS STAND FOOD!

[@angelrivas2894]

It really does

[@incohered]

"why is he holding a frog like a phone?" Funny that it isn't explained.

[@teresabejma4477]

Moshi moshi!

[@ikindahatemylifetbh6333]

apparently anything is a phone for the passione boss or something

[@kirianhammon4153]

he just picks up anything and uses it as a phone cause the split in his personality disorder manifested in receiving calls from the boss

[@fatalduchessdineondirt6629]

@@kirianhammon4153 Doppio’s split personality makes it so that he believes that he is Passione’s Underboss, the Boss’ most trusted advisor, while Diavolo is the Boss. Diavolo essentially makes Doppio hallucinate that he’s receiving calls from an object in the area (be it an actual phone or not) so that he can give Doppio orders while maintaining the delusion that they are two separate people when, in reality, they are one and the same.

[@giornogiovanna2485]

Tuurururuurururu.beep Bossu?

[@locvo2050]

"thats also a pasta, risotto" URYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[@princebele2961]

Wait wasn't that actually like: WREEEEEEE like with E

[@thebrightstartt9294]

@@princebele2961 Nah, it's WRRRYYY!

[@lainalex7]

R I C E

[@จิณเศรษฐมานพ]

@@lainalex7 R I C E

[@prodbykuri6814]

Angry rice noises

[@Taku.l]

7:45 Not an Italian food. It’s a fish, the translation of Squalo is “Shark”.

[@Taku.l]

@@BlandyBoiYT yeah but most people see it as a fish and it is, i know it's a food.

[@Historyboi-vn7gd]

@@BlandyBoiYT not if we want to save the planet

[@captainbirch9835]

@@BlandyBoiYT fish are friends, not food

[@yoyo5158]

21:55 « Thé suit is the stand » He’s technically naked.. *imagine seeing a naked person freezing a car*

[@MarrowsRedemptionArc]

white album is made of frozen water droplets in the air so regular people can see it. cant say the same for oasis tho

[@VoicedIlluso]

Also the fact that unlike secco with oasis,Ghiaccio was actually wearing clothes under his white album suit which you can see when he dies

[@lugoorstar]

@@VoicedIlluso yea everyone in the vinegar boy scene would have seen a naked man taking a kid hostage against a dissolving man

[@ArcticLuna007]

Isn't white album a bound stand, so normal people would see it?

[@thunderspark1536]

@@lugoorstar People watching jotaro vs dio: two buff men screaming at one another and randomly bleeding as they teleport around.

[@BardsOnAHill]

5:04 But do not weep for cheese boy, they make up for his lack of clothes by *kicking him out of the series*

[@tristanjeffords2225]

Bards On A Hill I get that reference!

[@gayzer1020]

Alpharad

[@missyori8301]

Doesn’t Fugo also wear thongs?

[@Mothpuppa]

Kori Freeman yep

[@thebrightstartt9294]

Ah yes, a man of culture

[@stefano68es]

Fun fact: Deku and Narancia voice actor are the same, same thing to Ghiaccio and Bakugou

[@leewee7125]

and abbacchio and Shouta

[@michellehidalgo5026]

Nicky :D HAHA! I HAD A FEELING HIS VOICE WAS FAMILIAR!!!

[@zakillme7638]

and DIO and some guy from highschool dxd

[@stefano68es]

@@zakillme7638 DIO's voice actor is everywhere, he's also the voice of the beast titan in snk

[@jscarampi]

@@stefano68es Koichi and dio are brothers :v

[@KTI124]

Calling Purple Haze "Alice" made me laugh... If only because of the interaction between Fugo and Illuso...

[@arrivederci_sanya]

same

[@dasolaolaleye6879]

3:24 dam if my lunch lady was as hot and badass as that maybe I wouldn't have quit school

[@spicynigel9539]

Dasola Olaleye if your lunch lady liked to continually shoot herself in the head*

[@narararamammily5386]

Spicy Nigel And he’s not gonna feed the fourth student.

[@giuliodnz]

JJBA: *has Italian names* American "Guess the name" videos: "Isn't that the name of a pasta?"

[@wayward4657]

That’s because JJBA rarely uses actual names but food instead.

[@giuliodnz]

@@wayward4657 Not pasta names tho

[@SolProxy]

@@wayward4657 Just Vento Aureo though.

[@M4x_P0w3r]

@@wayward4657 What? No. JJBA uses mostly artists, bands, albums and songs references. This is the only part where they used food names

[@oneish7454]

@Pink Trash Ha, bucciarati is a type of cookie

[@ravingPyrotechnician]

Jesus could walk on water, but Secco can swim through dry land.

[@PurpleRupees]

The Stone Ocean one will be amazing. I need to see her reaction to Annasui's outfit. Also trying to explain Foo Fighters to someone who hasn't read Part 6 is probably impossible.

[@josephshindell4530]

"This Stand user is Drugs!" Cue Giorno's theme!

[@eliaguerci4036]

"Nobody knows why (Polpo) is eating his finger" Actually, it's a reference to Tony Iommi, Black Sabbath's iconic guitarist, who lost those 2 fingers in an industrial accident and learned to play guitar without them. God i love JoJo

[@frostedqilin]

“Abba-chee-o” *dying in Italian* Me: “IT’S ABBA-KEY-O” WRYYYYYYYY

[@goldenhydreigon4727]

Ah yes, my favorite member of Passione, *_AAAAAAAAAAAAAA_*

[@zacksmith5963]

Donut

[@wayward4657]

Btw pesci means “fish” in Italian so when she said his stand is “feesh” I started to freak out.

[@samubluu_]

It actually means fishes! But yeah lol

[@purp7230]

LETS GO I WANT MOREE OF ITT XD keep up the good work dude

[@purp7230]

lol 51 likes thats nice

[@mikir1741]

@@purp7230 lol 210 likes that's a nice

[@kaschey6145]

Oh yes. I want to see the Nem's reaction to cyborg Stroheim so badly XD

[@streetintellect1838]

"Isn't that a pasta?" **Panna cotta is a dessert...**

[@alexdavis1235]

Abbacchio is pronounced “ah-bah-ki-oh” and Polnareff’s new stand is just Chariot Requiem.

[@rubythechameleon2498]

I liked jojo for 2 years and I only found out narancia is a boy 3 months ago. Nem already found out narancia is a boy in 3 seconds. GENIUS

[@jude-rvr]

I lost it at "Michaelangel- Oh Shit!" and [The Power of Pizza]

[@mayap_66]

An alternative to this could be you have a list of all the characters’ names and Nem could try to match pictures of them to their names. Could also be interesting! :)

[@jovangelevski6534]

I love your guessing jojo characters videos they’re so good

[@jovangelevski6534]

Omg tysm for hearting my comment lots of love M.A Splinobi

[@koitsuu7007]

i was losing my mind when they were talking about Carne i couldnt breathe from how much i was laughing-

[@eliana6344]

😂 I *can't* with this video (even the previous one) Thank you for the laughter and yay for random One Piece references!

[@mrkitloin]

13:10 fun fact: the reason he’s eating his finger is because it’s a reference to the lead guitarist of Black Sabbath who lost his fingertips in an accident

[@Memo_The_Llama]

I love the lighter stand because here's how i would explain him to a non jojo fan "You saw lighter relight didn't you? D I E"

[@THExRISER]

3:03 I mean everyone in this part is named after food.

[@gabs5558]

« Pannacota isnt that a name of pasta ? » AAAAAAAAA NOOOO JUST NOOOO !! ITS AN ITALIAN DESSERT !!! *cries in italian*

[@xZyane]

Also "Risotto, that's pasta!" cringe

[@benjamina6618]

cioccolata is named that because chocolate has a light and similar affect to anesthetics, and he ironically doesn't use anesthetics during operations so he can cause PAIN

[@toast3940]

“Feed Me Lunch Lady” Somehow this is oddly fitting

[@minniki7139]

Hearing you guys laugh made my day.

[@SolisAstral]

"And then he punches that guy in the face and says 'say no to drugs'!" Basically the plot of part 5, just with the wrong character.

[@captainbirch2.079]

5:20 i like how he said "porno" with the same inflection as "Giorno" for some reason that gave me a good chuckle

[@arancini1837]

11:10 so im just getting into jojo and only really know like giorno and bruno and jolyne and jotaro, maybe some others, but before i got into jojo i was cosplaying MHA and there was a jojo cosplayer with us too and that was her??? (the cosplayer was a girl)

[@q3_dc2]

Splinobi: says NaraNCIA The entire JoJo fandom: *SO YOU HAVE CHOSEN, DEATH*

[@flyingorange2482]

:0

[@nyarevolution]

“Feed me, Lunch Lady!” - Six Pistols 2069,

[@jsrausch22]

What are you talking about the turtle speaks French

[@candle_eatist]

Damn shoulda mentioned that Polnareff is now permanently residing inside Mr President

[@dragonice3336]

1:52 You: “i’m already gonna get crucified in the comments” Me italian: “i’m watching you and i judge you”

[@mimikyuliker946]

“I like him, he’s cute” Good

[@George_06.]

12:04 ah yes, my favourite stand. *CLAAAAAY Aiken*

[@luneyuri7129]

"So what have you learnt?" Me: That my actions have consequenses

[@nahiaragonzalez2229]

9:16 I would call him broom cuz of his hair 😂😂😂😂😂

[@chalkedrose5928]

Polpo is chomping his finger because the guitarist for Black Sabbath actually lost the same finger Polpos eating

[@loganbatis5573]

11:56 it’s like a schlip schlörp schlop schlop and his actual name is secco (sekk- OH)

[@aromorguythefirst1600]

Tips: Stand Names are usually related to albums or artists. very nice tip :) Also if you have heard of a stand but it looks different just put Requiem on the last part of the stand name.

[@jakenbake3127]

Man in the mirror says winners don't do drugs

[@Someguywithalotoftism]

Eyes are a reference to the directing style of the god father and how the shadows would cover the eyes at times of intense darkness

[@thenim8999]

Oh my goooooood, when I heard her saying Guido sounded gross I kinda cringed inside. Guido is a beautiful name that is actually pretty rare, and is also totally normal. It means "I guide". Idk, hearing someone call it gross makes me a bit uncomfortable... Also I'm not gonna say anything about the pronounciation since you ackowledged it would suck, except please, PLEASE, Giorno is a Jojo, so can you say Jorno Jovanna? And panna cotta is a dessert, a cream pudding with milk and vanilla. Usually served with strawberries, maybe that's why Fugo has a strawberry tie.

[@trishuna5915]

3:54 i expected that she would name narancia Luftwaffle

[@sheepreal1320]

10:25 i was drinking water and i chocked here

[@Morning_Star_Productions]

“You’re chocolate themed!” is my new favorite insult

[@mag1xz839]

Splinobi: Silver Chariot Requiem Me: CHARIOT REQUIEM FOR FUCK SAKES.

[@StillLeashed]

I died at 5:11 when he did PIZZA theme.

[@realkingofantarctica]

If Man in the Mirror dislikes the heroes but hates drugs even more, then wouldn’t they put aside their differences to work together?

[@lutherv.6160]

18:56 Giorno and Bucirrati

[@ameripinothepurplelink1888]

The crucification starts now

[@NeonArsonist]

Fugo x chrysalis is now my headcannon nobody can stop me

[@Theminebros122]

“His name is meat because his meat is out

[@Red_TheOG]

Black Chariot would honestly be a pretty cool name for the requiem version ngl

[@Arrahss]

i haven’t watched part 5 and i set my self up by watching this. WHEN DID POLNAREFF BECOME CRIPPLED???

[@stonkergamer9789]

That pronunciation of Narancia gave me an heart attack

[@notneutral2972]

NO ONE ELSE IS TRIGGERED THAT HE DIDNT TELL HER THAT COCO JUMBO IS JEAN PEIR?????

[@wiggles5468]

Father: "hunny what will we name our baby?" Mother: "AAAAAAAAA"

[@thebreadgod1141]

I have reason to believe that araki is a vampire because he never ages

[@zacksmith5963]

Your GF says she wants to live inside Araki's mind ? Thats basically every jojo fan wet dream .

[@garrymanat3am321]

Most jojo’s bizarre adventure characters look like child predators

[@justcri]

as an italian it hurt to watch this but it was so funny i couldn't breathe

[@vutsgig]

my disappointment with araki because he didn't name talking head "Smash Mouth" is immeasurable

[@lordarken_tundra6480]

Jojos bizarre Adventure backbone is unbendable

[@Купер-з1э]

Nem: Risotto is a pasta. Italians: ...꒒ꀤꌚ꓄ꏂꈤ ꀍꏂꋪꏂ ꌩꂦꀎ ꒒ꀤ꓄꓄꒒ꏂ ꌚꀍꀤ꓄.

[@elrohirshouldercheaptrick9452]

But everyone knows that Polpo eats his fingers to activate Black Sabbath.

[@Gazra12]

risotto isn't that a pasta too Angry Rice dish Noises

[@mollysvibecorner_42069]

Mr. Needlepuss Coming to a theater near you

[@Ultradragon16]

Alice isn't a bad guess for a Stand name. It could be a reference to Alice Cooper or Alice in Chains

[@BillyFisherman]

Fugo: you dont want this purple smoke

[@d3vilman555]

I still don’t get why they couldn’t just call Kraftwerk Kraftwerk in English. It literally means power plant in German. They couldn’t have copyrighted that

[@SC_Shuga]

21:48 the way he says monkey tho 💀

[@dyebby]

you called it silver chariot requiem when we all know that its only chariot requim. its called this because chariot requiem was an unfinished stand before polnareffu died.

[@NA-nz9lv]

The first Diavolo pronunciation was right, same thing for Abbacchio

[@drip_man5817]

Nem: "Black Chariot" Me: "THAT RACIST!"

[@You_cant_know_my_name912]

I am a narancia fan and I was laughing and grateful that bro knew he was a boy

[@userNULL]

i cant wait to watch JeanJean's Bizarre Adventure

[@filenotfound.975]

Now giorno wants to steal [h e y k i d ' s!]

[@strawberrr]

Aiken is the new Requiem

[@austinbeale2054]

He dislikes the heroes but he hates drugs? How ironic...

[@chenzzo7573]

Very late but growing up with an Italian family I know a little bit of the language. If u have a CC+h like Abbacchio then you pronounce it like a hard “k” In English. While a double “cc” will sound like a soft “K” in English like Secco. Very rarely will you use a “ch” sound.

[@mikya.6481]

all Italian watching (including me) : IT HURTS

[@nseabasiudoh1580]

Part 5 characters are mostly named after Italian food

[@calebdrake101]

"i am the swiss cheeheeheehee" lolll

[@dio6286]

If my girlfriend was a Stand user, her Stand would be called Wildest Dreams. Like the Taylor Swift song

[@ZeldaBlade]

Honestly if I told my friend something I would say CLAAAAAAY AIKEN

[@aaajhnstn]

It’s not the English version, it’s the version that won’t get copystriked if spoken in English

[@notnagelthesergal6413]

Creepy Pepto Bismol Genie.... that's just Boo from Dragon Ball