Third edition in this original series! If you thought the first two were ok, you’re in for a treat with this one! Includes closed captions / subtitles!
@Theover40002 жыл бұрын
Wow! I’m early. Hi E! I was just thinking about how I could start making my own ASMR, would you ever consider making a tutorial video? Or a “basics” exploration of your setup, maybe some advice for those who want to create asmr?
@TheZiom2242 жыл бұрын
Hey, what keyboard model is that?
@fordsrest2 жыл бұрын
i am a huge fan of your little pointer finger bit, please do that more often
@MindLeaker2 жыл бұрын
I have the same keyboard as you Paul! EVGA Z15 right? I recognize the weird little nubbin on the top right.
@HexFire03lmao2 жыл бұрын
Rift. Subtitles make this so much nicer, then I can show my friends how absolutely insane you are
@raccoonofmotivation202 жыл бұрын
This guy is really good, he guessed that i watched ephemeral rift and most people would never think about that just from looking at me.
@dingledongus2 жыл бұрын
This one really motivated me thank you
@sunnySTARRR2 жыл бұрын
He's a complete asmr artist
@thecurioussloth91182 жыл бұрын
same. I don't know think I would have guessed a raccoon such as yourself would be a fan of ER haha
@TheMonteCarlo2 жыл бұрын
@@dingledongus thassa whole ass raccoon in the comments, bois
@stiffpuppet11052 жыл бұрын
Sup raccoon
@joerock1222 жыл бұрын
Watched you for years. Thank you so so so much. I love your content. I wish more people were like you and gave the energy you give.
@Youtubecansuckmycock2 жыл бұрын
How did you donate?
@system32.te_2 жыл бұрын
Ayo
@SeanMadeAScene2 жыл бұрын
@@system32.te_ bro shut up.
@NebulaCloud55812 жыл бұрын
How did you do a superchat
@monke8359 Жыл бұрын
wait... how'd u donate and it showed up in the comments!?
@biiko2 жыл бұрын
At first I was skeptical to watch a video of guesses that might not be accurate, but when ER said my full name, address, and school, I was thoroughly impressed! Amazing video as always!
@spamreciever42082 жыл бұрын
The part where he read off my IP address and grandmother's maiden name was hella rad Dude certainly can guess lmao
@melon_eufn2 жыл бұрын
@@spamreciever4208 indeed he even got the name of my friend i never knew i had! Crazy.
@pineapplec0ke2 жыл бұрын
Omg we live in the same house?! Twins 🥰
@handleonafridge68282 жыл бұрын
Oh, so you’re the one who’s backyard I’ve been sleeping in
@Underratedgems_2 жыл бұрын
Brooo he guessed my social Security number and got the time when I was born this guy is a genius
@jarethmedina20952 жыл бұрын
The fact he guessed the very first thing correctly makes me need to prove him wrong. Great video btw, never ever disappoints.
@zacharyforsyth79302 жыл бұрын
BRO same i need to prove him wrong too
@Slime-rh7rw2 жыл бұрын
Same lol
@rogerbarragan62972 жыл бұрын
Literally me 😂👀
@gfdx32142 жыл бұрын
Ephemeral, who knows more comments means more chances with the KZbin-algorithm: Gotcha!
@pineapplec0ke2 жыл бұрын
Maybe i really am in a fbi wanted list and don't even know it
@hamishwallace732 жыл бұрын
I love having jars filled with small sticks on my desk, very calming
@god_ankles11712 жыл бұрын
wtfff 😂
@ZaddySpoit2 жыл бұрын
*tree twig
@jdoe76742 жыл бұрын
RIIGHTT!?!! I thought it was just me but it’s so calming like the beach at night while watching an er video
@squidy7202 жыл бұрын
One day someone will sneak a stick insect into your jar of twigs.
@roi06722 жыл бұрын
i have the same thing but they’re for my guinea pig when she needs something safe to chew on
@ВиталийСаламон-н8ъ2 жыл бұрын
First two minutes was goofy, nonsensical and funny. Thx for all that embarrassing stuff you do for us and our happiness.
@patrickelly2 жыл бұрын
right TEHEHE i love the goofiness of ER’s videos :)
@iksandre2 жыл бұрын
о ебать, витюха, родные люди
@kingstogodshm32512 жыл бұрын
Technical finger difficulties😂
@maggipetty70472 жыл бұрын
You may think it is goofy and nonsensical. Haha! That is exactly how he lures the unsuspecting soul in. He is a Master Craftsman - his art and alchemy (note the delicate mesmerizing finger movements) are only transcended by his wit and humor - Please refer to "Corvus trims your bush". Sooner or later they will either make ASMR a doctorate study subject in universities, or the CIA will classify it and blackbag ER into some black budget research project for social engineering. "This man needs to be protected"...😃
@cryppi15102 жыл бұрын
I was feeling so lonely man and seeing the notification of this being uploaded lifted my spirits, thanks for all your consistent effort over the years! Forever grateful.
@EroiiKZzBE2 жыл бұрын
Hey! I don't think I ever posted a comment here, not my main language so may be the reason but I'm feeling 100% the way you feel. Don't have much friends (not anymore tbh) but don't feel like it's the end of the world, you got your life ahead of you. Be strong, don't know you but I know the feeling, we sometimes have difficults passes, but I'm sure you will go through it no problem ! Have a nice day/night, don't know what's the time where you live, I'm from Belgium. Hope you really keep a positive attitude :).
@NotTheDAHASAG2 жыл бұрын
I'll second Eroii's message. I too feel extremely lonely at times, since i have no friends to talk to, so i know how it is. But don't let it take you down. Don't give up on yourself. Keep going strong, i believe you'll be all right! Much love from Ukraine! ❤️
@cryppi15102 жыл бұрын
@@EroiiKZzBE @NotTheDAHASAG Thank you both so much. Reading both of your uplifting words brought me to tears; I'll keep going as patient as I can for the future! You both have such kind hearts taking the time out of your night to lift up a stranger, thank you both genuinely so much. You are both examples of the kind of people that truly make life worth living and thriving in.
@rndm20002 жыл бұрын
same
@shto47822 жыл бұрын
I also don't have any friends, but i can't say im lonely or something. Probably cuz im introvert, and introverted people aren't very talkative. We just should be ourselves, and we will find our way
@CaelidDay2 жыл бұрын
Something about the way you described the tattoo immediately brought me into a relaxing state, pretty much made me focus on those parts of my body so the stress I had just melted away.
@flowersandwater6662 жыл бұрын
sounds like you would enjoy meditation lol
@CaelidDay2 жыл бұрын
@@flowersandwater666 I definitely do enjoy it, I like Micheal Sealey's content on here. Feeling that meditative state come from an ER video is pretty awesome.
@flowersandwater6662 жыл бұрын
@@CaelidDay yea, I'm a buddhist practicioner and I agree, with you, this guy is an artisan of feelings that go beyond the scope of asmr and penetrantes into something else
@shiaraspittall9792 жыл бұрын
The bit in the beginning with the finger was great, it put a huge smile on my face. Thank you for the great content Paul, even though I’m doing well, it’s nice when something doesn’t make me die of laughter, but just smile and acknowledge the wonders of life
@kenziloo9176 Жыл бұрын
his speaking pace is what really ties it all together here for me
@deepinhunt2 жыл бұрын
the finger not pointing the second time and him just talking to it i swear this man is a genius like no kidding
@TmOnlineMapper2 жыл бұрын
I read "guessing things about your keyboard" and imagined him like asking questions about key locations for like an hour.
@MrToro25102 жыл бұрын
He is the kind of man who would
@CaptainAries2 жыл бұрын
@@MrToro2510 and he would make it as twisted and good as possible.
@ballsdeep69242 жыл бұрын
You just gave him his next idea
@CaptainAries2 жыл бұрын
@kuyswe yes.
@angelkittygurl71222 жыл бұрын
I'd listen to it 😊
@mini_swiggity2 жыл бұрын
Does anyone else want a whole video of Uncle E fighting his own hand? Like it has it’s own conscious and stuff and interrupts him
@pastacat692 жыл бұрын
You should watch dr strangelove
@matthew53302 жыл бұрын
@@pastacat69 tbf he looks similar to Dr _Strange_ sooo not far off 😂
@CaelidDay2 жыл бұрын
Yes! I'd love that lol
@peanutbutterjelly9753 Жыл бұрын
His “the tingle brothers” video from a long time ago is vaguely like that. (Edit: the “fight” isn’t until the last few minutes)
@hgfd_hgfds2 жыл бұрын
That tattoo description was so phenomenal I actually felt it like someone was drawing it on me. If the next guessing video is just describing a very elaborate tattoo for an hour, that'd be dope
@insignia93252 жыл бұрын
Sir, excuse me did you just greet me with "good now" , covering up all hours of the day in case I show up at our appoint at 2 am? Because if so, you are brilliant.
@alexisguzman40152 жыл бұрын
Stumbled on this comment at exactly 2:24 am
@optimusprimegaming29682 жыл бұрын
@@alexisguzman4015 Coincidence? I THINK NOT!
@anderkatkid2 жыл бұрын
@@alexisguzman4015 omg right when I saw both these comments too!!! It’s 2:24 am EXACTLY right now!
@dudeness532 жыл бұрын
The fact that I watched this guy as a young teen and kinda just stopped experiencing and listening to asmr in my addiction only to come back and catch up on a good portion of these videos is awesome. You generally help me get into a meditative state and positively effect my mental health. Thank you
@blackmagic2092 жыл бұрын
"You are able to shapeshift into.....*nothing*..." Had me rolling dude. Wonder how much this shapeshifter would sell for at the nothing store.
@rensstoter67787 ай бұрын
It will sell for absolutely nothing
@MostBoredMan7 ай бұрын
@@rensstoter6778 i mean I guess nothing can buy it
@staklar61012 жыл бұрын
Absolutely adore these guessing random thing's
@hal-gamesense2 жыл бұрын
@@FylixAerou he sleepy
@staklar61012 жыл бұрын
@@FylixAerou autocorrect
@EphemeralRift2 жыл бұрын
Why NOT the apostrophe? That's the right quesiton. ;) or guess.
@gachacherriemasu-quie31832 жыл бұрын
@@EphemeralRift 0-o Oh my..
@aesonone2 жыл бұрын
thingses
@greiszela80822 жыл бұрын
I love the question mark on his computer, little details that amplify the view
@Light-Was-Taken2 жыл бұрын
One thing i absolutely love about his videos is just all the small details to the items or background
@FrogEnthusiast_TheOneAndOnly10 ай бұрын
Loved the part where he listed the amount of seconds I’ve been alive, my full legal name, the full legal names of the past 7 generations of my family, my address, my IP, my school, the names of every person I know, and the exact measurements of my body down to the exact picometer. Incredible execution
@NoEntertainment2 жыл бұрын
Shoutout to the spacebar. Hopefully no one steals it
@Тотсамый-х1ж8з6 ай бұрын
>:)
@tiffanydonahue30344 ай бұрын
I would need some space if someone took mine I will also probably lose control if they stole my spacebar and ctrl keys
@MakoMusic_4 ай бұрын
@@tiffanydonahue3034Might even have to escape reality if they stole my esc button
@chemsborgaruchiha6102 жыл бұрын
I had my doubts when I clicked on this video thinking “No way he’s gonna be able to guess anything about me! Not a one!” But then when he stared directly into the camera and said my home address, social security number, and mothers maiden name i was thoroughly surprised! Keep up the great work
@shushupyounaughtyminx48322 жыл бұрын
That bit about psychopathic murdering sprees caught me off guard, woke me up laughing
@DarthSidian2 жыл бұрын
This video was not only relaxing, but also really revealing of Ephemeral Rift Universe lore! It really had me thinking.
@JosheYT2 жыл бұрын
My dads brother is a mechanic….I call that a caruncle
@MakoMusic_9 ай бұрын
That's actually quite good, gave me a chuckle
@tiffanydonahue30344 ай бұрын
I have a joke. Someone stole my tab key I need some space (spacebar) I've lost ctrl and I need to get a shift so I can capitalize my work 😂😂😂
@brycescott78952 жыл бұрын
Rift hit a million, and he deserves a million more for all he has given to us for free.
@Blonde-ocean2 жыл бұрын
Bro deserves 10 mil
@flangleguys2 жыл бұрын
Now that everyone here knows Uncle E is a hardcore gamer (based off of his RGB gamer setup), dont forget about his minecraft and dark souls series. amazing videos
@CaptainAries2 жыл бұрын
Minecraft videos are actually really good, they just look like those good old let's plays, when people recorded the game + commentary and not the other way around.
@CEUR.2 жыл бұрын
Well... that #22 Guess i guess it's true, i always fell better when i see your videos
@water..83202 жыл бұрын
Finally a continuation to one of my favorite series on your channel! My man, allways love your content and basically cant sleep without it. Godspeed ER. I wish you the best of luck!
@WestonianCrush2 жыл бұрын
I love seeing that ur bringing back old series! Like the quest giver 2 video.
@EphemeralRift2 жыл бұрын
occasionally i like to circle back and try to improve on older ideas
@passthepeace2 жыл бұрын
The 56 minute mark and the deep psyche.. that created some immense tingles there that I wasn't expecting. Great work as always, Uncle E. I'm also super grateful for the subtitles!
@SheIsRidinSolo2 жыл бұрын
I'm only a few minutes in and I'm already so relaxed. Thank you for all that you do, ER!
@breadman05122 жыл бұрын
I'd leave a like, but it's at 69 and I don't wanna be the one to ruin that.
@mettirmettir6333 Жыл бұрын
@@breadman0512 As a pterodactyl I find this very pleasant of you
@MinktheStorykeeper2 жыл бұрын
Uncle E trying to break his finger: "come on I'll give you a dollar"
@Entropic_Nightmares2 жыл бұрын
Makes me think of someone who is high and is looking at their hands and coaxing it into working and talking to it.
@kaitlynjohn86162 жыл бұрын
I LOVE the amount of lore in all of ER’s videos I feel like it grabs the right amount of attention in both a creepy way and an exciting way
@fallen_x8 ай бұрын
I love how he knows his audience well enough to know we would all adore a ransom twig from a jar if offered one
@meatballsander2 жыл бұрын
I have to say how much I adore the inclusion of subtitles. Even though I listen to this to fall asleep I try to follow along as best I can, and it's so much easier to read it than strain my ears listening to decipher every whisper. My ears can just go "hur dur soothing noises" and chillax. So thank you. :)
@sunnyyy14372 жыл бұрын
45:40 "I never want to do that again." That phrase sounded so sincere that i laughed LMAO Good stuff Rift, good stuff
@moiwino2 жыл бұрын
I love the 'Guessing Things About You' cause it's so interesting what you have in mind, love this!
@shlomosuke2 жыл бұрын
I was peacefully reading a book, listening to this video... then "number 19" happened
@PrismaLoveHypnosis2 жыл бұрын
Love the kind of sinister backdrop for this one lol 💜💜💜💜
@PainAndSuffering2 жыл бұрын
And I love your videos lol
@kamerongale52482 жыл бұрын
The ridller
@kennethha4162 жыл бұрын
Riddle me this Batman
@WanhanAjanMansikka Жыл бұрын
A dress shirt and tie with the light up keyboard is the weirdest thing about this video
@elizabethblue15232 жыл бұрын
this is my favorite series! so happy to see a comeback
@nathanlopez80572 жыл бұрын
I respect this man for spending 1 hour of his day to help people sleep
@Z0mb13ta11ahase2 жыл бұрын
Question 19 really hit me with Jung vibes. A visual representation of the shadow. I need to chill off the psychology videos.
@theawkwardgamer44972 жыл бұрын
I've been with the channel now for almost a year and it's been a great adventure. I watched this video yesterday but it made me pass out and I don't even remember it. This guy is the only one that puts me out faster than a hitman. Love ya ER
@ryanhilliard19812 жыл бұрын
There's literally nothing better than an ER video I haven't watched 23,672 times.
@EQI2642 жыл бұрын
You know it was good when you remember the first couple minutes of a video and forget watching the rest when you woke up.
@JOEMAMA_062 жыл бұрын
Me literally all the time
@fish.bonesss2 жыл бұрын
I've been waiting for the day another one of these videos comes out. That day is upon us!
@bigchonc2 жыл бұрын
I fell in love with the first two- thank you for this beautiful edition to my favorite threequel
@emeraldvaught57762 жыл бұрын
Who else can bring smiles and tingles?? Love it thanks for all your hard work.
@stefanmanis8908 Жыл бұрын
What the HECK i've been obsessed with ASMR for 3-4 years and only just discovered you. Incredible content mate.
@LuckyFilmer2 жыл бұрын
Big fan of the bottom left question mark. Good work!
@Insane.I2 жыл бұрын
Honestly so relatable when my finger doesn’t point when I need it to but I absolutely hate it when it points when I don’t want it to
@JhopeUMakeMeSmile2 жыл бұрын
I've been rewatching your old videos with this concept - feeling blessed to get a new version
@bunnylikesgingerale2 жыл бұрын
At first I was a bit skeptical, but when ER completely doxxed me on twitter, I was sold!
@Kellicing2 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad to see this return, the first two were very calming videos for me and a third is definitely wonderful Edit: I love how the body modifications has become a running joke where it's always mentioned but never done, I don't know why but I find it hilarious
@chrisfromkc56982 жыл бұрын
This is peak Uncle E & some of the best ASMR I’ve ever seen
@infjguy1232 жыл бұрын
Entertaining & funny as well as relaxing. Some guesses were right. Thank you.
@imvinnyq2 жыл бұрын
i'm fairly certain guess 19 has just put you on a list
@GastArts2 жыл бұрын
I had zero clue that being asked if I wanted a tree twig would make me so happy
@cnicoj2 жыл бұрын
The sheer amount of guessing (in a random manner) is outstanding, great video Mr. Rift!
@boda37382 жыл бұрын
*uncle rift*
@rohese9252 жыл бұрын
42:48 Let me just say, I was physically hurt when "a smooth criminal" was not included in that list.
@eyelessjack8172 жыл бұрын
A 3rd part to one of my favourite series, its relaxin' time.
@mimimisprize65002 жыл бұрын
This kind of video was the first thing I saw from you and it ended up on my alltime watchlist. And then this one is also soft spoken.. Yes sir!
@Emeowy2 жыл бұрын
I love these ones, and i like the keyboard inclusion, so :D Also can i just say i found the finger thing hilarious?
@emosomethingidk5474 Жыл бұрын
This video is so good, I can never get beyond the 5th guess before I fall asleep
@sohstp2 жыл бұрын
My favorite ER series is back.
@quietheadspaceasmr2 жыл бұрын
You never fail to put out amazing content. Top tier ASMR as always :)
@DOUGHBOY420.2 жыл бұрын
The fact that he wears the same outfit in all three of the videos is so cool love the continuity uncle Rift
@thatenbykid2 жыл бұрын
Imagine he makes a video called Ephemeral Drip and he just shows us all his favorite outfits
@lucaspfeifer11732 жыл бұрын
This was very much needed. I just lost my grandfather today and I couldn't find any rest, this shall help me get sleep. Thank you ❤️
@G_FLLR2 жыл бұрын
My deepest sympathies to you, I wish you and your loved ones the best. As well as restful slumbers
@flowersandwater6662 жыл бұрын
I hope your family and you find some ease these days, I'm sure his love remains. Best wishes.
@amiralighiyasi26802 жыл бұрын
Sorry for the loss Wish you the best
@lauramcclelland31202 жыл бұрын
I’m sorry for your loss, all the best to you and your family
@dreamingdarkrai90102 жыл бұрын
My condolences, may he rest in peace 🙏 and I hope for you and your family better fortune
@bentleyaguirre1996 Жыл бұрын
42:53, you've been hit by, you've been struck by, A smooth criminal!
@johnsmithlolol-g4w2 жыл бұрын
You are the weirdest youtuber. And one of my favourites. Being weird makes you interesting, and super cool IMO
@Ozzymandius12 жыл бұрын
I emotionally resonate with that wonky question mark behind you.
@averagebagelenjoyer3449 Жыл бұрын
Loved it when you guessed my full legal name and exact coordinates uncle E!!
@ImTotallyTown2 жыл бұрын
Uncle Rift really made one of my favorite ASMR series' a whole trilogy, and I loved this one sm! Thank you for the tingles!
@Silliestgoobr Жыл бұрын
NAHHH BRO HAS THAT SETUP GOTTA LOVE IT
@imlazydwi93002 жыл бұрын
you know I was a little skeptical when I saw the title but after watching him list my full name, home address, height, weight, social security number, school, mothers maiden name and credit card information, I was really impressed
@gatheringmatter42892 жыл бұрын
What if the exclamation point, is just a question mark viewed from the side
@n34932 жыл бұрын
You and Angelica would be the best asmr collab ever
@thayshelen98802 жыл бұрын
I would love to see that
@babahabat2 жыл бұрын
I'm waiting for the person that gets the tattoo from guess #6 out of pure spite
@kalamity23802 жыл бұрын
The exclamation point is just an ultra-mega sized quest.
@tinkertonic99942 жыл бұрын
Your videos always bring me such happiness
@Dippy2 жыл бұрын
these installments are always my favorites
@MisterGrayy2 жыл бұрын
Off topic but DAMN this guy got a whole gamer keyboard with a big computer monitor I gotta give you props for that my guy!.
@2ndNightingale2 жыл бұрын
You got me on the first one, I'll comply! You won't need to keep guessing at me like that!
@arsonthepan48022 жыл бұрын
This is one of the best things to happen on my birthday :)
@wannabe-werecat2 жыл бұрын
gotta get up in 6 hours, this video has already helped me sleep the past few days since it was posted and it will help again! thank you rift for makin' funny but relaxing videos. schools kicking my ass but thankfully ill be free soon! few more days....
@evanb.5292 жыл бұрын
What a great video to be uploaded on my birthday 😊 Thanks for all the great content throughout the years!
@jeno22562 жыл бұрын
hi mr.rift, I have been watching you content for a while and I have to say the guessing videos and other related styles videos are the best 😊
@pamelaisley18202 жыл бұрын
Absolutely LOVE his questionnaires
@nayreel35292 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad this series is back
@starkfaktory69202 жыл бұрын
made me sleep twice already thank you friend
@courtjesster6172 жыл бұрын
ER: you are still waiting for- Me: a Bloodborne PC port?
@smbz-gcommunityhub2 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite series!
@immalogg2 жыл бұрын
I very much so love and appreciate how creative your videos are. They provide an interesting and original narritive, whilst revolutionizing the concept of asmr, and then while making it sound so good. I love your videos so much and I am here for any of your ventures.
@raeann2742 жыл бұрын
Those hand movements forcing the hand down have me insane ASMR...how do you even think of this stuff
@EphemeralRift2 жыл бұрын
90% (?) of my videos are improvising an idea. i just do whatever at any given moment.
@zamuy124792 жыл бұрын
commentry helps with video views helpful, relaxing, calming, chill, asmr, other words algorithms like.
@LuxiaTheLuxray2 жыл бұрын
Thank God you posted today! My exam is tomorrow and I need something to sleep to so I can be well rested