Nothing can EVER top the voice over dubs in these old skool Kung fu movies 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🔥🔥
@blablableep6811 Жыл бұрын
Master Betty peak
@ScoxGungFu3 жыл бұрын
I loved watching Kung Fu Theater every Saturday back in the day. My favorite plot was always the: -You killed my master or father - Try to avenge them, get ass kicked first try - Long recovery where I make new friend who happens to know how to beat you with super secret kung fu - Learn said super secret kung fu with weird training exercises - Plot twist, bad guy is invulnerable except one weak spot - Find and exploit weak spot to beat bad guy, master avenged! Come to think of it, like 99% of the kung fu movies had the same plot. Still loved them.
@miltonmccoy50682 жыл бұрын
Them my favorite as well then the ones that the evil dude have the white hair 😂😂
@cookiebozo2 жыл бұрын
Martial Arts movies are the Asian equivalent to American westerns, Kung fu masters, samurais, cowboys, all very similar.
@matsiesmith24252 жыл бұрын
Robbery, rape or revenge. I love them. Don't forget the secret books and lists also!
@stanleeleo90192 жыл бұрын
You missed the crash course in an isolated place over a short period of time to defeat the Villain who has trained for like 400 years judging from his looks😄
@matsiesmith24252 жыл бұрын
@@stanleeleo9019 and the masters are always sadistic old men pretending to be asleep 😴
@darkman70105 жыл бұрын
I miss the old kung fu shows. They use to come on every Saturday afternoon on our local channel.
@dext5045 жыл бұрын
you right man I remember those good old days every Saturday kungfu time
@popra4325 жыл бұрын
We had this movies too in Romania on second public channel before internet expansion and I saw this movie too then, about 20 years ago, and even today I find the charm of the simpleness of those old movies with Kung-fu! Though the time for this shows was a little before 1:00 Pm so I had to skip the last class every Wednesday :P
@myfirstcrappyvideobilly5 жыл бұрын
Kung Fu theatre. Loved that show. A full hour of fight clips brought here by our servicemen.
@theweirdone31965 жыл бұрын
Check out Wu Tang collection it has a metric ton of old Kung Fu movies
@DaOlMan5 жыл бұрын
I thought it was Sunday, you on the east coast?it was Channel 33 where im from.
@elvinhicks23205 жыл бұрын
When he crushed the old man's balls the old man should have looked at him laughed and say,"I haven't used them in years!"
@thomasneal92914 жыл бұрын
@Tyrone Koumoundouros dude. I've reported EVERY post you have made here. either grow up or get stuffed.
@cowlico4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@cowlico4 жыл бұрын
Tyrone Koumoundouros Nazi Chinese Girl 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Xannyphantom9053 жыл бұрын
@@thomasneal9291 lmfao at this exchange
@juliobrian47573 жыл бұрын
I think he said that at first...then sense was knocked back into him...
@sukoshikanatomo4 жыл бұрын
"Senior citizen with dementia attacked by gang, dies after falling down stairs"
@nando18814 жыл бұрын
Before, he gets his skull and balls crushed.
@Fiskie6664 жыл бұрын
Oh my good xxxDDD!! I died. So hard.
@robskalas4 жыл бұрын
Old person abuse!
@adnantariq33464 жыл бұрын
LUL 😭😭😭
@cowlico4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂that comment 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jasonmcmillan43735 жыл бұрын
This was the most un-necessarily thorough demonstration of 'just kick 'em in the balls' I've ever seen 😂
@thenoobinater1235 жыл бұрын
Jason McMillan THATS MY PURSE!! I DONT KNOW YOU!!
@spencerarnot4 жыл бұрын
In the time honored words of Idiocracy, “Ow, my balls!”
@boitumelomatsho68744 жыл бұрын
@Sid Sidney Hwang Jang Lee is the best
@boitumelomatsho68744 жыл бұрын
Always takes more than one fighter to defeat Hwang jang Lee
@deezymoe77023 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@erwinals94759 жыл бұрын
He crushed the old mans eggs!! these younger folks really don't have any respect to an old man!
@michealmangena88725 жыл бұрын
Kkkkkk
@teckzilla1085 жыл бұрын
😂 😆
@Zorroking-o2o5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@KingThabiso3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣old man is evil. Needs to retire permanently
@puppylove3781 Жыл бұрын
The gen z kids really don't have any to speak of.
@stiepx2 жыл бұрын
“It’s the iron finger to match your iron armor. You… didn’t know that?” One of the coolest come back lines.
@roderickharris72405 жыл бұрын
Hey, that's not fair, that's every man's weak spot. 😂😂😂
@cock-a-doodle-doo15225 жыл бұрын
Where is girl weak spot? I need to kill one bitch..
@screwthenet4 жыл бұрын
@@cock-a-doodle-doo1522 Trust me, you kick a betch in the clit hard enough, she wont feel pleasure. :P
@valorouspotentate43924 жыл бұрын
@@cock-a-doodle-doo1522 boobs
@darkman70104 жыл бұрын
I figured his weak spot wouldn't have been that obvious. 😳
@Voldrim3594 жыл бұрын
@@cock-a-doodle-doo1522 Her stomach, for the woman, has a special one just she can carry a baby, she need a soft stomach
@Reggieful472 жыл бұрын
This is a old classic... one of the best fight scenes ever, pound for pound. For its time, when it was came out... excellent choreography, Direction, cinematography, etc. With today's technology, I can imagine these 2 characters, having a field day & enjoying filming this Classic. Pound for pound they do some hella moves, that the Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon characters performed. For it to be 30, 40, 50 years before... this is awesome!
@kingreem17416 жыл бұрын
Maaaaan, the skill level they putting out is phenomenal. Love old school kung fu
@zapkonrasp14235 жыл бұрын
King Reem U gotta b old school 2 appreciate this. Ain't no choreography like this.
@r7diego5 жыл бұрын
"And as always restomp the groin" - Master Ken
@Titan_Up8 жыл бұрын
He gets his nuts decimated and the first thing that comes to mind is " who are you " ??? Damn I'd be like. Where am I ?????
@edwinjones15987 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@amck727 жыл бұрын
lol
@autumnhomer97867 жыл бұрын
Chaddo Morrow 😹😹
@citizenofthisworld37727 жыл бұрын
The Trump Chichin family collectively beat Kim Jung Un’s balls.
@user-bs4ck6zy8v6 жыл бұрын
Chaddo Morrow your comment had me dying man. he gets his nuts decimated
@cookiebozo2 жыл бұрын
Studies Kung Fu 12 years, studies Iron Finger Kung Fu 5 years, perfects techniques for 15 years, wins by attacking a man’s groin.
@michaelsullivan339 Жыл бұрын
Master Ken taught us to always restomp the groin. Day one.
@cookiebozo Жыл бұрын
@@michaelsullivan339 nice Save you 32 years in one day
@unkn0wnrge1899 ай бұрын
@@michaelsullivan339 Master Ken saved my life once I fought a pink belt grandmaster of some weird ancient master school, but I kicked him in the nuts before he could kill me and I won since his nuts was destroyed using Ken technique the ball smash
@tomasztomek1053 жыл бұрын
Really unreal fight, the end of this fight is baddest of baddest and absolutely unreael
@Ifallo11 жыл бұрын
Who'd have figured his groin was his weakness... what a surprise.
@renekenshin65737 жыл бұрын
Unless you have iron balls...
@Pimping91676 жыл бұрын
It was the back of his head smh
@Marcin_z_bloku_obok6 жыл бұрын
true easter egg
@petroglyph795 жыл бұрын
Not always born invincible dudes point was his inside his throat when he laughed they hit him with throwing dagger.
@teds49835 жыл бұрын
Idiot's, the punch to the back of the head broke his concentration for just long enough. Plus he was holding dick instead of balls for some reason
@rong291210 жыл бұрын
did they really need to symbolize his nut's demise with broken eggs? LOL
@eracingregal9 жыл бұрын
Lmbo!!
@cageybee7776 жыл бұрын
yeah, it was poetic, a simile
@heavystarch1006 жыл бұрын
Ikr!!
@RaikenXion6 жыл бұрын
This why oldskool 70s king fu movies so great.
@joielollis5 жыл бұрын
hell yeah!!!
@teop8 жыл бұрын
Yeah....a real classic. One of my favorites. Now it's time for The Flying Guillotine.
@thomasneal92914 жыл бұрын
master of the FG was by far and away my favorite kung fu movie of all time. followed closely by legend of the seven golden vampires.
@pingamalinga Жыл бұрын
This movie is a classic. I love the iron armor weak spot movies. Funny.
@subutaynoyan53723 жыл бұрын
Pai Mei definetly solved his one weakness before he trained Uma Thurman
@audioplugg53102 жыл бұрын
That's not Pai Mei
@sorzin22892 жыл бұрын
@@audioplugg5310 that is pai mei
@Granato7872 жыл бұрын
Could be his twin brother
@peterraab59202 жыл бұрын
only the 5-step exploding heart technique can destroy this guy's balls
@AR-ii3ly10 жыл бұрын
His balls was his Achilles Heel. Imagine that.
@blueheaven48383 жыл бұрын
They normally are. Don't be surprised for how many their balls have been their downfall . Ask Iron Mike how much money her lost to Robin Givens 😁
@jonasjones74276 жыл бұрын
I just laughed so hard at the egg shots I almost woke my wife.
@raymondlai41732 жыл бұрын
I did laugh. It's an ancient HK movie from the 70's.
@Cross1775 жыл бұрын
“No, my balls. My only weakness, how did you know!?!”
@redtre1253 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣😂
@kg13855 жыл бұрын
Invincible armour no doubt the best of the best , they don't make them like this anymore , it's a true classic.
@namanghoang2211 Жыл бұрын
4
@Reggieful472 жыл бұрын
Please find more classic like these. I can enjoy watching these all weekend...
@JonLuTube10 жыл бұрын
"And now we shall avenge him!" You did nothing, lady!
@matsiesmith24259 жыл бұрын
Great martial artists. Brilliant fight. Flashing weak spots. What more could anyone want? Scrambled eggs?
@sshimuel6 жыл бұрын
There was a time mankind was focused on others well-being with the purity of the honest heart but throughout the time of different logic and ethics and lacking of these most important part of our purpose of defining what we are ! Is diminishing so will be us along with the purity of honest heart and its wisdom.
@hypostatis5 жыл бұрын
😄😄😄😄
@stlkngyomom5 жыл бұрын
And sausage?
@osodeanteojosyt4 жыл бұрын
Ketchup please.
@Mastervading43062 жыл бұрын
7 years later. Oh eggs were scrambled.
@davidvarnes77085 жыл бұрын
Never has it taken so long for someone to realize you need to kick your opponent in the balls.
@powerinvolved-di3vl2yd6q2 ай бұрын
🤣😂😂
@Kj16V4 жыл бұрын
"The potential weak spots are the head, temple, throat, armpits, *GROIN* " [Spends entire fight not going for the groin...]
@VikashYadav-fy7tv4 жыл бұрын
He was going one by one
@karateday4 жыл бұрын
It would've shortened the movie!
@namekiz31993 жыл бұрын
If he target the groin first which it would not work, he would just try all the rest
@rigernation2 жыл бұрын
@@namekiz3199 yes so after he tried it last he was surprised it didn’t work be knew that was the only option left so the boy had to tell him what next
@Mr.Redd_RhumfiАй бұрын
I disagree, i counted 3 nut kicks right off...
@dasboot-yp7xv5 жыл бұрын
If I ever run into a white haired, white eyebrowed Asian, I'm running like hell!!!
@johnnewman58274 жыл бұрын
Funny
@zagros47626 жыл бұрын
This movie is legendary
@terrytari18912 жыл бұрын
It has the Number 1& 2 kicks in Kung fu movie history!
@DARIVSARCHITECTVS10 жыл бұрын
Dood. Gotta protect your balls, dood. - Eric Cartman
@mohammeddidouh37827 жыл бұрын
DARIVS y ARCHITECTVS KZbin
@t.cbasey643910 жыл бұрын
I am crying over here I can't stop laughing that part when he punches him in the back of the head and the expression he made then how he scream after the camera zoom back from his face I am rolling over here this really made my day bro very much appreciated even though I love kung fu movies this one is six favorite
@AlexOVarietyHour10 жыл бұрын
I like how he did the front flip over and tumbled for a few seconds. I would retire from Kung Fu and become a preacher after that.
@t.cbasey643910 жыл бұрын
I'm still laughing
@crestfallenknight79839 жыл бұрын
I am dying from that shot when his enemy crashed a vase after he clunched his coconuts, it seems so out of place... : 'D
@barryarron77 жыл бұрын
T.c Basey lmao 😂
@piccoloswavecap79365 жыл бұрын
@@crestfallenknight7983 me too
@mentalpatientMp5 жыл бұрын
I once tried that handstand kick to the face attack at 2:24 one time in a street fight. I can tell you..... it didn't work so well.
@jasvan85625 жыл бұрын
Maybe you needed to stretch hehe
@artachi24205 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@shawbros4 жыл бұрын
You just need to keep doing it, you will eventually become proficient at it.
@josedro4 жыл бұрын
JUAAA
@terrytari18912 жыл бұрын
It's great in Yoga!
@geraldbrown28933 жыл бұрын
That's why I always enjoyed watching this movie of Invincible Armor 'cause I watched it 5 times and couldn't get enough of it! Even of course, he still kinda reminded me of Shujinko of MK:Deception & MK:Armageddon!☯️⛩🥋
@TheRogueWolf9 жыл бұрын
5:19- "You're looking at my junk, aren't you? Yeah, you are."
@Cross1775 жыл бұрын
Lord Papi Darkwing I once went by another name, feared by all.... Long Wang.
@REsidentVille12 жыл бұрын
and this is what johnny english's master watched when he was young
@misteryman5266 жыл бұрын
Ahh! Brings back memories of Saturday afternoons watching Kung-Fu Theater on t.v.
@shogunmadness5 жыл бұрын
Used to own this movie on vhs when I was in high school. The whole f@&$%cking movie is pure gold (especially with the spaghetti Western music). Hwang Jang Lee is the greatest Kung Fu villan ever and John Liu literally kicks ass! Thanks for posting.
@Chin-dian2 ай бұрын
I always enjoy watching a good kung fu movie. You have to appreciate the fact that some of these films are over 50 years old and the action and choreography is still holding up . The stories were so innocent and always refreshing when the good guys gets revenge on the bad guys .
@DNRJ461BSB9 жыл бұрын
It's rough, but, thanks to these films of the 70s that the choreography of martial arts were improving in the following decades. So those who criticize do not know what you're talking about. Give thanks to Bruce Lee and martial arts movies of the '70s Thanks to them, Jackie Chan and Jet Li are what they are.
@ohtoobefishin64495 жыл бұрын
That's so true and I am a 54 year old man who grew up watching Bruce Lee and other martial arts movies of the that time.
@ironmonkey15125 жыл бұрын
it was all good to us 10 year olds
@meg-k-waldren4 жыл бұрын
Are you kidding me? This is better. Today it's wire-works and stunt doubles and shaky cam and quick cam cuts and CGI. Maybe 3% of movies today have better fight choreography than the 70s.
@AlexOVarietyHour10 жыл бұрын
The ninja who hopped over the building with a cape on LMAO.
@whenthemusicsover41055 жыл бұрын
LUCHA!
@PaschanTOPs5 жыл бұрын
2 young guys against 1 old man and they beat him crushing his testicles... I don't know man. Is this supposed to make the heroes look good??
@jamesfuller7125 жыл бұрын
I'm
@thenoobinater1235 жыл бұрын
It was pai mei’s only weakness. Paris sniped Achilles in the heel like a bitch and everyone revered him for it. Pai mei wasn’t a nice guy lol, so they had to crush their battle opponents balls to put an end to his evil.
@werewolfx515 жыл бұрын
but...but....The old man is fucking strong, or was
@oldcat17904 жыл бұрын
I guess Thor should have aimed for the nuts instead of the head.
@alpha40724 жыл бұрын
Its supposed to show how baddass olf Pai mei is
@carljenkins83043 жыл бұрын
Loved watching these on "Kung Fu Theatre" on U.S.A. network Sunday afternoons. Never missed them. You could set your watch by the plots, but to a kid, they were all awesome!
@antd82593 жыл бұрын
Love these old movies..pure vintage childhood memories of a carefree Saturday.
@dinosaurgames917910 жыл бұрын
Pai Mei? WTF...
@Razzy13127 жыл бұрын
And this is why Pai Mei cannot be defeated with groin kicks.
@NaNa-kj2gw7 жыл бұрын
He developed a defense for it when Uma came
@aznbigboyjo36 жыл бұрын
@@NaNa-kj2gw he had it in this movie too but he need to swap his chi to different area of his body
@warrensabastienanderson5 жыл бұрын
@@aznbigboyjo3 This is not Pai Mei, this is Minister Cheng. Not every Kung Fu elder with white hair is Pai Mei.
@ScooBdont5 жыл бұрын
Pai Mei is a eunuch. Can’t scramble his eggs.
@AlwonDomz11 жыл бұрын
You know what they say. Can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs :P
@sikandermallu8 жыл бұрын
6:37 this is exactly the music men would hear ringing in their ears whenever we get hit in the balls.
@Bj-yf3im7 жыл бұрын
Shivadasa 😂😂😂
@kdotbdot59117 жыл бұрын
Shivadasa 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀
@TheUTubeTeamSucks4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like the music from the 70's Logan's Run film ...
@_briandickerson_3 жыл бұрын
🤣
@TheWoudjezo5 жыл бұрын
Ah I remember that summer for 20 years or so! We had no TV and only 2 films. One was a mother - daughter drama and the other one was this one. We watch it almost every evening after being playing outside all the day for like 3 weeks... Ahh memories.
@PurpleLighters3 жыл бұрын
Thanks WGTW 48. Every Saturday afternoon there was a karate marathon
@dannyr29769 жыл бұрын
6:28, I'll never see eggs in the same way again...
@Superboi1008 жыл бұрын
Man I love this movie...Especially 4:39 when that songs comes on I wish me and my brother could link up to kick some asses lol
@andrewclarkson6635 жыл бұрын
Hilarious egg crushing shot. LMAO 😂
@mmsizzlak2 жыл бұрын
Man this villain's actor got around... Snake in the Eagle's Shadow, Drunken Master 1, Shaolin Ex Monk aka Renegade Monk.... This... He's in a lot more, just can't think of em right now lol
@Kitchdmn32 жыл бұрын
“There’s 108 possibilities” “That’s true, but you’ve already reduced it by 36……….divide that by the square root of 7, multiply that by 9,999, and divide it by Pi, and the answer MUST be your balls”
@hadinaqui4 жыл бұрын
That left me in stitches. I dont know how people in the cinemas must have been watch those scene. They must have been in fits of laughter. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@williamdrayton73524 жыл бұрын
Not at all . No one was laughing these movies these was classic
@1Flyingfist4 жыл бұрын
Nah, people would have been like, "ugh!" "UGH!" 😂 Black people will know what i mean. 😳😏
@teddybearakamastere.17765 жыл бұрын
I just love me some Old school Kung Fu movies, they were the best ever.
@jamesrael95575 жыл бұрын
Tarantino, please give us Pai Mei spin-off feature! I don't even care it's been fifteen years.
@lucki4mac2 жыл бұрын
I love it Kung Fu Theater Now on KZbin with a great fight soundtrack.👍
@sedatozkan47394 жыл бұрын
What a song. 32 years later i hear it again. Thanks 👍
@bronyrapist66610 жыл бұрын
I gotta give credit to someone who can keep going after his nuts get crushed. Goddamn.
@bigtcastro1045 жыл бұрын
IT'S A SHAME THEY DON'T SHOW THESE TYPES OF MOVIES ANYMORE. I ALWAYS COULDN'T WAIT TO WATCH THEM SATURDAYS
@Ruleno.96 жыл бұрын
The headassery in this film is incredible!
@truththechosen53382 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite kung fu movies , i remember trying to imitate the iron fist move when i was kid lol definitely a classic
@illones21964 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣iron finga!!! These joint are freakin CLASSIC!!!! MORE
@brentbillig58645 жыл бұрын
My wife must have watched this movie....
@blueheaven48383 жыл бұрын
@ Brent 😀😀😀😀. You made me laugh today
@karenshaub82734 жыл бұрын
OBVIOUSLY Hwang Cheng-Lee and John Liu. Nobody kicks like Hwang who is the best villain ever, but I still haven't seen a movie that made the best use possible of these two.
@djosdadoyutuc34344 жыл бұрын
Hwang Chang Lee is not a kungfu martial artist. He has a blackbelt in Tae Kwon Do. Being a Korean, he practiced a Korean Martial Art!
@Omega1st9 жыл бұрын
Hwang Jang Lee executes some of the best kicks in the movies.
@DanielBrainbox4 жыл бұрын
this is a classic, i love it. Still better than many shows and movies from these days.
@JuliusDelmas5 ай бұрын
Wise man good you got it.
@Cyfix1510 жыл бұрын
damn, his week spot was abvious, its every mans week spot whether or not they know the Iron Armor technique
@Sage20007 жыл бұрын
You miss the point...
@hectorheckler63275 жыл бұрын
So true.
@joshdixon63065 жыл бұрын
True but regular man can't pull in their jewls and hide them like he could lol
@LargestClassifieds5 жыл бұрын
7:20 after suffered from the ball crushing injury, the old guy still has balls to ask, "who the hell are you?"
@hankhill407 жыл бұрын
That is one tuff old man.
@imperialorder4582 жыл бұрын
Ahh i remember when these used to come on all day on Saturdays back in the day when television was actually good..
@Vekren2 жыл бұрын
honestly its really cool to see so many ancient techniques in one fight scene.
@gargoyles99998 жыл бұрын
And this is why you always wear a cup
@conradduncan31995 жыл бұрын
Lol
@damianjones27544 жыл бұрын
Those techniques are cool
@JeeperZJ13 жыл бұрын
the legend of pai mei is that he was a master of the internall aspect of kung fu, basically he had mastered his use of his own chi to manipulate it at his own will.....part of his chi techniques were creating "armor" around his entire body that made him mostly impervious to attacks and he had a way to use his chi to suck his balls into his abdomen, eliminating his personal "weak spot", he could also use his chi and pressure points to kill people instantly or with a delayed effect
@Schminner3 жыл бұрын
If he had balls of steel, he would truly be invincible.
@namekiz31993 жыл бұрын
Or just be a woman xd
@jasonsanchez69672 жыл бұрын
I liked the epic death at the end lol and the eggs squeezed at the end ouch!!
@mtahmadre5 жыл бұрын
sublime, majestic, magnificent...
@realestatekas10 жыл бұрын
Now if he would have done push ups with his sack, he would have been ok!
@kreyolappliance14692 жыл бұрын
When life was simple. 😇
@RumbleFish695 жыл бұрын
I love how all the guys with white hair actually look as young as the other dudes, they just have white hair! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@cowlico4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@shawbros4 жыл бұрын
That white hair comes from them attaining a very high level of kung fu, not from old age.
@RumbleFish694 жыл бұрын
@@shawbros Yeah, such a high level of kung fu skill that all that needed to happen was a good swift kick to his nuts! Yeah, that's real astro-level type kung fu! 😐
@miasfit844 жыл бұрын
This is the craziest video I have seen during this covid quarantine.
@el.guitarmaniac2952 жыл бұрын
That's not a worst fighting scene, good stunts... I actually like it.
@DAMIENloh19706 жыл бұрын
That's how egg drop soup came about lol
@yoobreakyoobuy5 жыл бұрын
Any chicago folks remember samurai sunday back in the 80's ???
@MatthieuAmherst5 жыл бұрын
I love these old cheesy fake movies
@catherton42 жыл бұрын
from bad hair to bad breath, this has it all!
@mrshinrillaify Жыл бұрын
"You tried to find my weak spot, but still you fail" 🙌🏾
@LuisLopez-fs3px Жыл бұрын
Pai Mei le hubiera sacado los ojos. En un parpadeo.
@HYPNOTICVIDEO7 жыл бұрын
After all that fighting the old man falls down the stairs and can't get up!