10 Songs That Are Dumb But We Love'em Anyway with Martin Popoff and Pete Pardo!

[@parishofrock2963]

Great show, great fun topic! Here’s my picks ( in no particular order): 1. Tiger Feet - Mud 2. Peaches - The Stranglers 3. I Love Rock N Roll - Joan Jet 4. I Believe In A Thing Called Love - The Darkness 5. Blame It On The Boom-Boom - Black Stone Cherry 6. Love In An Elevator - Aerosmith 7. Billy Idol - Billy Idol 8. Country House - Blur 9. Primadonna Like Me - The Struts 10. I am (I’m Me) - Twisted Sister I love these songs & they bring a smile to my face every time I hear them.

[@utvf68]

Low Rider - War Calling Dr. Love - Kiss She’s Tight - Cheap Trick Money - Extreme Ice Cream Man - Van Halen Bicycle - Queen Tush - ZZ Top Harlem Shuffle - The Rolling Stones Big 10 Inch Record - Aerosmith China Girl - David Bowie

[@aldebaran4154]

Low Rider has to be the coolest dumb song of all time. The groove is killer and the humor comes through nice and clear.

[@petebrown3715]

Catching this on the replay Hack! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you Martin and Pete and your families. Great topic.

[@GuitarHack66]

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you as well. Cheers

[@richarddevine205]

I love Savoy Brown and the album 'Street Corner Talking' as a fun quirky collection with "Wang Dang Doodle' is especially fun.

[@eddiepavlore9500]

Awesome picks! 🔥🎸😂

[@uncledenny2570]

Always great when you 3 get together. 😎👍 Ended up having a hard time with this. Had to be songs I love or at one time loved. The first few I thought of were from childhood. Listening on my clock radio or hearing on the car radio on the way to my parents league night at the bowling alley. Then other songs from over the years that I like. I realized most of them aren't dumb, just clever, and would make me laugh or at least bring a smile. For what it's worth... 'The No No Song' - Ringo 'Smokin' in the Boys Room' - Brownsville Station 'Hot Rod Lincoln' - Commander Cody and the Lost Planet Airman 'I'm in love with my car' - Queen (definitely agree with Hack on that one) 'Girl with the faraway eyes' - The Stones 'Octopus's Garden' - The Beatles (one from early childhood) 'Time Out' - Joe Walsh (still have to take off my headphones to make sure no one is at the door) 'Strange Euphoria' - Heart 'Squeeze Box' The Who 'You can leave your hat on' - Joe Cocker version

[@GuitarHack66]

@@uncledenny2570 Appreciate it. More to come.

[@Donald.W.Rissler-ARTS]

Black Widow - Come to the Sabbat ( I love the peppy flute line) Camper Van Beethoven- Take the Skinheads Bowling

[@breakaleg10]

The Whole World’s Going Crazy - April Wine, title track with the sped up vocals in the chorus 😂😂

[@papablue3015]

Watching reruns! Didn't get notice!

[@iluvj50]

"Knocking At Your Back Door"

[@aldebaran4154]

Great picks. I'm glad Martin mentioned Genesis' Who Dunnit?. It's always made me laugh but I do love English humor. I'm going a little off the deep end here. I really like Emerson, Lake and Palmer's Benny the Bouncer. It's a palate cleanser song, made to make you smile before the serious nightmare feel of almost 30m of Karn Evil 9. A little like Hack's Led Zep Hot Dog pick before Carouselambra.

[@tonyghicks01]

KISS has so many... the one I love the most tho is 'All Hell's Breakin' Loose' I mean..."Street hustler comes up to me..."

[@ziggyzagzi8017]

Paul's Street rap crap

[@charlesmckinnon4872]

Here are two silly rippin' epic songs I love dearly. The tale of the giant stone eater SAHB. And Sing Ring and the glass guitar. Utopia.

[@LarryFleetwood8675]

Utopia had a loveable goofiness to many songs like "Feet Don’t Fail Me Now", "Burn Three Times", "Say Yeah" or "Silly Boy". Fun cartoon rock.

[@LarryFleetwood8675]

Trio - Da Da Da ABBA - King Kong Song The Tubes - Golden Boy Squeeze - Cool for Cats Alice Cooper - Dance Yourself to Death Kiss - Hooligan Todd Rundgren - Where Does the Time Go Tiny Tim - The Other Side Judas Priest - Lochness Kansas - Everybody's My Friend

[@HeelsandQuads]

I always knew the songs I liked were dumb, but this verified it. lol

[@esteeb67]

Every Manowar song up until Warriors of the World, but mostly Army of Immortals for being way too goofy. Maybe even Gloves of Metal. Others: - ILBTs - Joe Walsh. Nothing more too say. - Send for the Man - AC/DC (could be their most underwritten song with the most misogynist lyrics, but somehow it is one of my favorites off of Fly On The Wall. - Big Bad Bill - Van Halen (sure it is not in their typical wheelhouse, but they rawk it and DLRs vocals are perfection here) - Don't Try Suicide - Queen... it sounds serious by the title, but then you hear that Sesame Street singalong chorus, and you are like WTF? I still love it. - Plexi-Glass Toilet - Styx. It's a novelty song, but while I am not a fan of Styx, I like this one. - The Assassin - Iron Maiden. Lyrics are goofy as hell... and that chorus doesn't help: BETTER WATCH OUT! Hahahaha. I love it.

[@SPak-rt2gb]

Girl with Faraway Eyes - Rolling Stones

[@joejohnson-vv6ip]

For whatever reason, I always thought Cagey Cretins was about lobsters.

[@kushmannyc1495]

Hey Hack Merry Christmas Man

[@GuitarHack66]

@kushmannyc1495 Merry Christmas Kush!

[@iluvj50]

"Turn Up The Radio"

[@lateramae]

I just got into Rush this year and as soon as I heard "I Think I'm Going Bald," I fell in love with it! You know, despite the lyrics being incredibly dumb.

[@iluvj50]

"Balls To The Wall"

[@paulcropper4717]

Cherry Pie surely has to be on the list.

[@heygringo7]

Hack is that you playing guitar on the intro? Sounds great. Hey, just curious, what is your day job?

[@GuitarHack66]

@heygringo7 Yes. I have a playlist of original music. Check it out. I'm in education.

[@heygringo7]

@@GuitarHack66 on Spotify? Under Guitar Hack? Great show BTW

[@GuitarHack66]

Yes

[@heygringo7]

@@GuitarHack66 Thanks I am checking it out!

[@heygringo7]

@@GuitarHack66 You have a great guitar sound. I hear Eddie Van Halen, Billy Duffy and even some Allman Brothers. Keep slaying it bro.

[@mattymac1399]

These three together are aces. Hope Mr. G has gotten over his Hacking cough.

[@GuitarHack66]

Thanks. I get it every winter lol.

[@mattymac1399]

@GuitarHack66 🤘

[@iluvj50]

"Slide It In"

[@ericdinse5047]

Larger Than Life - Kiss

[@randyhenderson6166]

Hello guys!!

[@iluvj50]

"The Joker"

[@ericdinse5047]

Almost Human - Kiss

[@sulky_grrrl]

Play Rough-Night Ranger Raising Steam (or Hot Mango Flush)-Jethro Tull Blow Your Speakers-Manowar One Times, Two Times, Three Times-Zoot Everybody Have Fun Tonight-Wang Chung My Own Way-Duran Duran Wail-Split Enz Rock N’ Roll Casualty- Tobruk

[@AskoHolli74]

Ramones-Beat on the Brat The Sensational Alex Harvey Band-Tomahawk Kid Dead Kennedys-Too Drunk to Fuck Frank Zappa-Muffin Man Little Feat-Sailin' Shoes ("Everyone will start to cheer/hip-hooray when you put on your sailin' shoes..." Mmm, what?) Soundgarden-Big Dumb Sex (very deliberately stupid of course, but what a catchy riff & chorus) Captain Beefheart-The Thousandth and Tenth Day of the Human Totem Pole (good luck finding a non-silly CB song!) Steely Dan-The Fez Nearly all of the '50s rock and roll. I love it, but it's mostly silly alright...

[@iluvj50]

"I Wanna Be Sedated"

[@Starman2112ofKings]

Fun topic Hack. I don’t really like the song but a strange weird song by the Police is from Synchronicity- Mother

[@truckerkevthepaidtourist]

Well if you know the history behind it it kind of comes together

[@randyhenderson6166]

Who is going to pick "I Think I'm Going Bald?"

[@tonyghicks01]

Martin mentioned it in his HMs..

[@wernermoritz882]

KISS fans have a lot of songs to choose from here.😅

[@Shawn-1971]

All men Play on 10- Manowar I was made for loving you- KISS

[@13soulz]

Yellow ledbetter - Pearl Jam The most most puzzling song ever..no matter how stoned I was I don’t understand mumble mumble Anna wicked on a way aye yay ya But …. It’s a great song 😢

[@truckerkevthepaidtourist]

Yes note to self don't eat a peanut butter sandwich before you're going to start recording

[@iluvj50]

"Sole Survivor"

[@tommartling2473]

No mention of "Lump" & "Peaches" by Presidents of the U.S.A.

[@ddmurley]

Love these songs! But they are dumb.... Def Leppard - Armageddon It Judas Priest - Living After Midnight Iron Maiden - Iron Maiden Scorpions - Can't Live Without You Queen - Radio Ga Ga

[@iluvj50]

"Sister Christian"

[@michaelbelpedio5985]

Megadeth “Wake Up Dead”

[@PittsburghRocks]

Deep Purple - Breakfast in Bed

[@RobertParks-h7r]

Warrant Cherry Pie has to be the dumbest

[@gilbertgonzalez1365]

Listen, I know, I really do. I understand the criticism, but cherry 🍒 pie 🥧

[@DokkenSabbath]

KISS - Uh! All Night Rainbow - Since You Been Gone Danger Danger - Slipped Her the Big One Femme Fatale - My Baby's Gun Extreme - Susie Wants Her All Day, What? Ozzy Osbourne - Crazy Babies AC/DC - She's Got Balls Ted Nugent - Bridge Over Troubled Daughters Uriah Heep - Feelings Queen - Don't Try S*ic*de Overkill - Old School Alice Cooper - Skeletons in the Closet The Police - Mother Digital Underground - The Humpty Dance Helloween - Heavy Metal Hamsters Judas Priest - Parental Guidance Iron Maiden - Weekend Warrior Municipal Waste - Born to Party Poison - Look but Can't Touch Slaughter - She Wants More Y&T - Contagious Black Sabbath - Country Girl Megadeth - Mission to Mars The Who - Boris the Spider ZZ Top - TV Dinners Annihilator - Kraf Dinner Dangerous Toys - Sport'n a Woody Black Oak Arkansas - I Want a Woman with Big Titties Autograph - Turn Up the Radio Frank Zappa - Dancin' Fool Anvil - Bitch in the Box Led Zeppelin - Hot Dog David Lee Roth - Sensible Shoes Ringo Starr - The No No Song Deep Purple - Knocking at Your Back Door Soundgarden - Big Dumb Sex Cheap Trick - High Priest of Rhythmic Noise War - Low Rider Van Halen - Ice Cream Man Genesis - Illegal Alien

[@ledzeplover58]

Iron Man-stupid lyrics and I usually hate when the vocalist sings the riff.

[@M.H691]

Many Kiss, KMFDM, Primus, Biohazard and Ministry/ RevCo tracks But number one - hands down - is Teacher's Pet by Venom. Lame playground melody intro, dumb riff, unbelievably cringe lyrics.

[@LarryFleetwood8675]

There's a clowny element to Venom that I've always liked, they're like a slightly improved more serious version of Bad News.

[@michaelmiller7574]

It's caveman not caveperson. You were right the first time Hack!

[@GuitarHack66]

@@michaelmiller7574 I believe in equal opportunity for cave dwellers.

[@michaelmiller7574]

​@@GuitarHack66 Good one. 😂