Halo 3 - Extracted IWHBYD Dialogue (Brutes, Grunts, Elites, Arbiter, Gravemind, 343 Guilty Spark)

[@jacoblynam923]

Your mother mates out of season! I lost it at that one

[@o1OrangeLeopard]

1:59

[@Blackmesa198]

Damn

[@Jetrah7061]

Lol

[@jic1]

That's from _Alien Nation._

[@nathanvicente932]

😂😆

[@DatDude0925]

“You shot me, fool!” “The hell’s wrong with you?” Arbiter’s inner Keith David coming out

[@theta_clips]

I can't help hear anyone but Anderson from Mass Effect when he says "The hell's wrong with you?"

[@elijahbutcher9522]

Which part of the video is that? Nevermind

[@HoneyMochi]

@@theta_clips Well, same VA so-

[@Carcosahead]

14:11 14:31

[@frankficcle7081]

@@theta_clips I was thinking Spawn.

[@redhood982]

Brute: Who does he think he is, Thor? Master Chief: I mean my armor is called Mjolnir

[@KATTALNUVA3]

How do they know who Thor is? The Brutes don't strike me as the kind to brush up on human mythologies between battles.

[@geoshark12]

@@KATTALNUVA3 apparently they also like monty python

[@moriskurth628]

@@KATTALNUVA3 Sun Tzu wrote: "If you know the enemy and know yourself, you not not fear the result of a hundred battles." The Brutes, being so warlike, probably had a few similar thoughts.

[@MintyLime703]

That's the joke

[@zyriuz2]

@@geoshark12 see? The humans aren't ALL bad you know.

[@amrit5516]

“Take away it’s girl, and it turns into a bitch.” That’s masterchief after halo 4 as well 😭😭😭

[@ZeroXionXZ]

way too aware grunts hah

[@sorrenblitz805]

Uhhhh not really. Master Chief and Blue Team kick serious ass in Halo 5 not that you'd really get to see that considering the story doesn't focus much on them and you're usually playing through 15 minute cutscenes disguised as actual missions.

[@amrit5516]

@@sorrenblitz805 true lmfao

[@juliobrian4757]

Foreshadowing...

[@badcopnodonut08]

Take away bungie and halo is shit.

[@sergeantmarcusstackerM1903]

I T S L I P P E D U N D E R T H E C O V E R S

[@SnowEspeon]

N E V E R H A D A T H R E E W A Y

[@skyraider87]

What happened to the delivery of that line?

[@sergeantmarcusstackerM1903]

It was intentionally made to sound gay

[@prinnygaming6615]

Shadow Kanji (Persona 4)

[@hunterorion1482]

2:46

[@possumsalad6614]

"your mother mates out of season" is a whole other level of insulting that i cannot put into words

[@MisterLongShot_Official]

Agreed

[@lyo_san9157]

Rolf- "your garden is is overgrown,and your cucumbers are soft."

[@DrarayneThelas]

My jaw dropped

[@DrarayneThelas]

@@lyo_san9157the worst burn 🔥

[@Arientis]

That could be a good Vicious Mockery Spell in DnD 😂

[@blueshit199]

"Fist of Rukt without the lube"

[@ВасилийМорозов-л7х]

This seems to have some ↗️deep dark fantasies↗️ and ↗️full master↗️ overtones.

[@forgrim454]

Ahhh yes. Something that should’ve never been said

[@silent_stalker3687]

@@forgrim454 it’s the final brute’s hammer in halo 2. You can read more about who he got it from in Contact Harvest Edit: warning: contains scat, specifically jackal scat and dominatrix

[@forgrim454]

@@silent_stalker3687 I knew that lol.

[@forgrim454]

@@silent_stalker3687 and didn’t he get it from his uncle, who got it from his father. Both gained it through brutality and battle.

[@bobmartin9918]

3:46 for those not in the know, the Arbiter was originally called the Dervish. This line is a reference to Halo 2's development.

[@TheLivelovelaugh165]

Thank you, I was wondering what the grunt meant

[@khajiitimanus7432]

I was also wondering. Thanks for sharing!

[@56bturn]

@@TheLivelovelaugh165 It was changed in development because "Dervish" had ties to Islamic mythology, which Bungie decided would have been inappropriate at the time. The United States was still reeling from 9/11, so that's why.

[@obamajoker7166]

He is still called that in the game files

[@56bturn]

@@obamajoker7166 For HALO 2 or 3?

[@kabob0077]

"Ah crap, car bomb." Go ahead, call your Prophet. He can't unbomb the car!

[@ВасилийМорозов-л7х]

C H A R G E B A C K W A R D S

[@LockheedC-130HerculesOfficial]

pov: Ireland

[@thomas4092]

Happens if you blow up a empty vehicle mostly

[@pwh1981]

"Some of you covvies are alright. Don't start your ghost tomorrow."

[@halo7oo]

Come out ye' reds & blues

[@Zenmaster4596]

9:58 the elite humming to the looney tunes intro theme is amazing lol.

[@khajiitimanus7432]

I knew I heard it somewhere, but I just didn't recognize it until I saw this comment. Thanks for pointing it out!

[@UN_Banished]

Thank you so much I couldn’t remember where I heard it

[@purothelatexqueen5844]

I was playing Halo 3 once with the IWHBYD skull on and I believe I was on tsavo highway when I saw 3 brutes, one of them said "your mother mates out of season!" I killed the brute next to me immediately after that and the 3rd brute behind cover said "that ruined my day" that left me rolling

[@MsFrostitute]

Omg LOL *I love your username by the way*

[@SplendidCoffee0]

I can imagine you killing the funny guy in his unit rained on his parade a bit

[@AceOfBlackjack]

Furry I sub!

[@DoingTheBestICan]

9:10 "What would I even do if I caught him?" Probably the smartest thing a Grunt has ever asked

[@MetaZekrom72]

Also 6:54

[@Kikabopom]

Hearing Guilty Spark say "howdy y'all" fucked me up

[@peterlane7128]

Ghost wearing the tex mechanica shell XD goddamn nolan north

[@tiptap2352]

I'm glad I'm not the only one. That fucked me up more than it really should have.

[@jacobrobinson787]

Some things cannot be unheard.

[@kylos1999]

“Yes... my precious”

[@yougotaknife]

Same

[@RetrovexOfficial]

11:52 elite starts having an existential crisis oooff

[@MrEzjabba]

Imposter syndrome

[@samuelzuleger5134]

Well... I mean... Their entire culture, society, and religion were just trashed, so...

[@T.O.L.D]

"One word for you: H A B O O D U H B O O D O D O U G H"

[@ZombieAndroid]

Two words: *H Y E E I G H*

[@honkmaster]

Twomad moment

[@austinwhyel1414]

One word for you: Snoring

[@XtreemAlan]

One word for you: *snore*

[@WildmanTrading]

WORT WORT WORT

[@turneraustin1561]

15:04 I like how the gravemind is supposed to be near-omniscient in terms of intelligence and still makes this grammatical error. I love this skull.

[@tensa5723]

Same here. A while back, I was on the mission Cortana and see two, maybe three combat forms next to each other so I threw a frag at them. Then I heard gravemind say "Grenade??" in a derpy voice. So far, it's the funniest gravemind line I've heard.

[@AntoniusDace1278]

I think saying density instead of destiny was a reference to Back to the Future.

[@56bturn]

That being said, I don't know why 'The Pallbearer has come' is tied to the skull. It's a very fitting line in a way, very badass.

[@christosperipanos1246]

@@AntoniusDace1278 L B

[@santaclaude3055]

I was expecting him to say "the senate" instead of "your density"

[@M3L0619]

I love how I can distinctly hear Sergeant Johnson's character in some of those voice lines. David Scully is the best Elite voice actor.

[@cruzikin3116]

David Scully is amazing.

[@justinnyugen7015]

Scully and Halo 2's Norm Woodel are my favorite AI elite voices

[@LetThereBeLight-26]

Go go go!

[@wtfsalt]

15:38 reminds me of this time I was playing legendary with of my friends back in the day, we had trouble with a spot on "The Ark" and apon one of our many deaths, I muttered "this shit is just too hard sometimes" and the monitor flew right past the screen and said that line and we both lost our shit. Good times

[@skarodexttm8249]

Haha! That's both sad and f*cking hilarious!

[@samlund8543]

14:31 that would terrify me if I heard Arbiter say that in game

[@ugiustuskeiserus8066]

Yep, that's some Spawn shit

[@ZombieaidZ]

The best part is it’s like he’s whispering it into your ear. The tone gets me everytime. My favorite line out of this entire vid.

[@khajiitimanus7432]

@@ugiustuskeiserus8066 I was wondering why that voice sounded so eerily familiar in that specific line!

[@ugiustuskeiserus8066]

@@khajiitimanus7432 I love Spawn dude and that line sounds like it was ripped straight out of the show

[@zillafire101]

His Al Simmons came out in that line.

[@emeraldartistchannel9047]

7:24 Let's face it. No one felt bad about punching that Grunt into the stratosphere.

[@KattalystFr]

"Ah crap, car bomb!" Man I didn't know the Brutes were from Ireland

[@GoHugACactus837]

14:31 that caught me off guard lol

[@poonyapthegrunt3423]

Didn't expect brutes to like cuddling

[@vietnamesenoodle3280]

"Stay here, huddle close, no inappropriate touching."

[@gentlyvillainous]

One of the laws of the universe Furry things all like cuddling, even if they don't admit it

[@possumsalad6614]

i fully expected them to

[@AccessDenied20078]

It’s our hero! Poonyap!

[@TheHuskyK9]

They be brutes on the field, but not brutes in the bed

[@aquaillol7925]

the way the brute said "It slipped under the covers" made me CHOKE

[@who_be_dis8356]

I fart in your general direction I'm literally dying rn

[@CheddarVG]

14:11 Yep, that's definitely Keith David. He was the perfect VA for Thel.

[@darkswordsman0633]

"Come out here for Yap Yap pimp slap" Beautiful, just beautiful.

[@AccessDenied20078]

I’ll be integrating that into my vocabulary.

[@battlesheep2552]

Is that from Yap Yap THE DESTROYER?

[@FrostbitethPilot]

Are we not gonna talk about how perfectly timed this was 10:45

[@darkfalcon130]

Actually pretty satisfying

[@angelofdeath275]

lmao too perfect

[@firingpin3520]

6:36 this line always gets me. "Is it man or LADDYYYYYYYYYY" lollll

[@isabelleduyck7413]

lol i love that part lol! :))

[@countersphere2924]

Wait is this a reference tp that Samus x Chief animation that was made a long time ago or am I wrong? 💀 Cuz in that vid Chief was a lady lmao.

[@amosdeguzman9980]

@@countersphere2924 No, Haloid was released in 2007, the same year as Halo 3. I doubt they could have made a reference that late in development. It probably is a reference to just Samus though.

[@countersphere2924]

@@amosdeguzman9980 Ah ok haha makes more sense 😂😅

[@tuckergoodin7684]

@@countersphere2924 Either way in that video it wasn't Chief. It was Nicole (numbernumbernumber)

[@kirinfellwinter5237]

I love how it sounds like the extra Elite dialogue makes it sound like they've been indulging in human media and pop culture, now that they're working with em. NEW HEAD CANON

[@shcdemolisher]

I mean it’s part of history, and it’s 500 plus years in the future so of course they would get introduced to that.

[@vietnamesenoodle3280]

"Stay here, huddle close, no inappropriate touching." I would like to know the thought process of that line.

[@MasterHall117]

Literally any military in a nutshell

[@jeffreykirkley6475]

Experience.

[@DoomieGruntVentures]

You know, back in 2007, there was a video titled "Brutes are gay" Now that I'm hearing some of the rare brute dialogue, I have reason to believe that there's more merit to that claim than one thinks.

[@jakescustoms]

3:55 I love the fact that Bungie included this grunt line pointing out the odd change of wrist pads on Master Chief between Halo 2 and 3. For those who may not understand look up pictures of Halo 2 Chief and Halo 3 Chief (both Chief's are supposed to be wearing the same armor but for some reason it changes a bit between the two games).

[@MeigsmerlinMeigsmerlin]

Holy shit I never noticed those changes

[@MeigsmerlinMeigsmerlin]

That's amazing

[@bidenswetvagoogoo2001]

I always thought MC was wearing another suit because comparing both suits they do look different. You just opened my eyes, good sir.

[@jakescustoms]

@@bidenswetvagoogoo2001 Glad to help

[@davidn4956]

Some of the community started freaking out when they nitpicked the slight armor change so they parodied it with this line.

[@elementaldemon4624]

0:19 brits dealing with the irish be like

[@pieofgods1244]

Oh no

[@jamal3298]

7:32 Grunt explains Halo 4 plot

[@RedMarcus14]

Yes she does turn into a word I can't say unless I want my comment to be delated

[@firstconsul7286]

7:24 Grunt also explains Halo 3 plot

[@GTAVictor9128]

@@firstconsul7286 That's actually also Halo 5 story.

[@quadbecky14]

Lol 343 likes

[@manboi6852]

"It slipped under the covers", "Fear my danger" - Craig The Brute, Halo Infinite 2021.

[@unknowntime9461]

3:04 ''I'm going to eat your balls first" holy sh+t, that's Ducking BRUTAL LMAO

[@WTFMANify]

Quack

[@ВасилийМорозов-л7х]

Still, he did this in death, due to the teabagging.

[@novabearbear]

Explains the nickname.

[@uberx2447]

Imagine being consumed by a cosmic horror, and all you hear from the gravemind is "Welcome to the social!"

[@iliketoast3188]

15:58 I can see him entering a room saying this

[@SpicyRamen8927]

The grunt yelling "please enjoy my BRIGHT BLUE BALLS" broke me. It's like playing halo 3 on Xbox 360 all over again. It's at 5:12

[@benchshrapnel9179]

Damn those captured elites were really going through some stuff

[@business_pear]

Well, of course they were. Being captured is incredibly shameful for them.

[@EshockerD]

When were the elites captured I don't remember

[@rontheauraknight9606]

@@EshockerD they weren’t perhaps they had planned to be captured in an mission but they cut them from any mission where they are captured since the only prisoners in this game are on Sierra 117 and Crows nest I believe

[@crawler6019]

I lost it when I heard the "It slipped under the covers!" I WAS NOT expecting a high pitched Brute!

[@pancakedestroyer5289]

fear my danger

[@redraptorx1066]

"I'M THE JUGGERNAUT, BITCH!" ....holy crap baskets that is gold along with the "that hammer is going into someone's ass" bite. X)

[@kaiserkold3584]

I'm pretty sure the "hammer in someone's ass" line is John DiMaggio. Can anyone confirm this?

[@weegeeboi2063]

@@kaiserkold3584 He did voice atriox in halo wars 2 (who is a brute)

[@isabelleduyck7413]

lol

[@rakzparkingu2353]

It's an X-Man reference

[@brandonbeets2572]

@@kaiserkold3584 yes is it

[@byob181]

“That hurt my feelings! Oh my god, I have feelings? I’m a real boy!”

[@gabigab7240]

IS THIS BECAUSE OF REACH? Not gonna lie, Reach was my first game and when I played Halo 3 for the first time, I was too young, stupid and french to understand that the Elites were chill now. I kinda brutally murdered the drop pod elites when I first saw them and then noticed the green reticle later on...

[@MeigsmerlinMeigsmerlin]

Pffffft oh my god

[@DelnorShinobu]

Oh dear

[@disownership]

Did you try to kill the Arbiter every chance you got up to that point too?

[@jacobrobinson787]

oof.

[@gabigab7240]

@@disownership Nah, I thought Arbiter was a traitor lmao.

[@bobmartin9918]

3:53 Lmao, they referenced the slight armour change between 2 & 3.

[@hunterorion1482]

11:43 now we'll never know what he's going to be

[@handlessuck589]

No playable Elites

[@majorassentinel2187]

I told him I wanted to be in the game-AUUGHHH!

[@dillpickle987]

15:12 had me choking on my gamer fuel. "...I mean beasts."

[@ScarletElite]

Holy shit all those lines of the grunts about the Chief and Cortana; how the hell did they know ? Also the grunts have some kind of fascination with the Fist of Rukt it seems.

[@derptomistic]

"You can't just start doing butt stuff with-" "Fist of Rukt go fwomp"

[@samuelzuleger5134]

It has been a long time since I read the lore, but if I recall, the grunts believe in reincarnation (hence the classic CE line, "Oh no, not again!"). As such, it would stand to reason that they might know about Chief and Cortana from previous lives. That said, their odd obsessions with...objects in...orifices is a bit disturbing.

[@Sunny_Haven]

I really doubt the IWHBYD voice lines are cannon, at least the silly ones like when the grunts are talking about Chief and Cortana.

[@spartanwar1185]

@@derptomistic this made my day lmao

[@KopperNeoman]

@Sunny IWBYD just gives everyone CHIM, like from Elder Scrolls - then they run with the whole thing.

[@veonosizzz_yt87]

“Ding Dong, the Demon is Dead!” Halo - A covenant children’s rhyme

[@Mya_Tolsonk]

2:51 my laughter is became a choking hazard

[@RedMarcus14]

Same

[@tuxedoedone3891]

"I'm shot!!" "Shut up, bitch!"

[@zombiedude-dk7lc]

@@tuxedoedone3891 “HE WAS MY LOVER!”

[@UN_Banished]

Hold my flanks!

[@MetaZekrom72]

@@UN_Banished Fear my danger!

[@megakodex4949]

2:47 imagine you're fighting a giant space gorilla and it just says that

[@ibabcock89]

3:11 Markus Fenix from GoW as a brute

[@MsFrostitute]

OH GOD YOURE RIGHT

[@janembaskitkow]

yoooooo lmaoooo

[@therwbymeta2652]

Thank you I've been trying to figure out where I've heard that voice from

[@TheHeroBleeder]

More accurately that's Bender.

[@bwahbid]

@@TheHeroBleeder even more accurately, that’s Jake the dog.

[@saladtop8499]

“After this game I’m gonna be- Aughhhhh” got me dead

[@gta_s4531]

11:48 I told them I wanted more mone-AAUUUGGHH.

[@fabloko8925]

Haha

[@novabearbear]

7:10 is just the best line in my opinion.

[@bluedragon2048]

Definitely!

[@girvanmandal6889]

"Hey, Demon! The jerk store called and they're all outta you!!" LOL 7:46 9:01

[@equinoxeternal]

its funny how common that line is blurted out while that skull is active, like every mission I did somewhere where ever I saw a grunt [not the secret one tho] has said this

[@TastedOcean1OrTheWrongGuy]

I'm pretty sure I've heard the "He's a zombie!" line from a grunt when the Arbiter kick-flipped himself back up after dying

[@evanm1337]

When this is over, that hammer, IS GOING UP S O M E O N E S A R S E ! ! !

[@NatureGuy18]

11:43 "After this game I'm going to be -- AUUUGH!" Followed by "I told him I wanted more money -- AUUUGH!" had me literally in tears bro 😂😭

[@kainepeterson6638]

I never realized just how similar DBB’s voice for Gravemind is to his voice for Admiral Trench.

[@alexanderchaiken2877]

THAT'S what it is. I knew it was Clone Wars but I was thinking it might be that Neomoidian general from the Jedi Crash arc.

[@IceLizardsUnited]

"You're so small you have to look up to see the ground!" Saving that for future use.

[@ВасилийМорозов-л7х]

3:47 The've got some respect for the old plans....

[@Void_Wars]

Don’t disrespect Islam! ☪️

[@PackHunter117]

@@Void_Wars You mean the religion that has their main character marry a child despite being like 3-4 decades older? Lol

[@ВасилийМорозов-л7х]

Still, the original plan was to call Arbiter the Dervish.

[@ahmadabdelrazzag6802]

@@PackHunter117 calm down buddy

[@turricanrocks1552]

@@PackHunter117 ^

[@that_one_helljumper]

“I fart in your general direction” I laughed at this for an entire minute, mostly because its a throw back to monty python

[@RedMarcus14]

1:26 C H I N E S E F I R E D R I L L GO got me

[@gastonmontellano9570]

What does this mean?

[@RedMarcus14]

@@gastonmontellano9570 I don't know

[@hansel2897]

@@gastonmontellano9570 When you stop the vehicle and someone yells that it means for everyone (driver as well) to hop out and get into a random different seat

[@saxthephone]

​@@hansel2897I thought they were indirectly referencing to Teen Titans.

[@cryptosporidium1375]

“The fling yourselves at fling and then grab your little buddies and fling him too,” is actual becoming a thing in Halo Infinity.

[@benjaminradez2679]

I’ve had that happen to me with a brute and a suicider grunt lmao

[@shcdemolisher]

Yeah. I know that they throw grunts at you, but I have yet to actually see it, since I know it’s an achievement. Even after doing play through of all difficulties.

[@Dr.Oofers]

@@shcdemolisher If I had to guess, it’s when a grunt goes suicidal and starts running. Maybe if a brute is nearby, they’ll throw them at you.

[@shcdemolisher]

@@Dr.Oofers Maybe, haven't even seen one throw one that wasn't even suicidal. Might need CO-OP help with that, which I do need friends to do it with.

[@ALWAYS_CABOOSE]

I see now why the game was truly labeled as rated M

[@zantheros4927]

"Is this because of Reach?" Yes. Yes it is.

[@Thecloaker_]

“Huddle close, no inappropriate touching” I feel that.

[@hahahaha6372]

10:07 perfect line up

[@isthischannelstillalive9062]

The whole scene was perfect

[@Marine_Animations]

7:45 “Like little C A N D Y Mints ** EatingNoises**

[@kevinjennerproductions2025]

I dont think thats what he said

[@Marine_Animations]

@@kevinjennerproductions2025 it is, but because of the earring noises, you can’t really hear when he said “Mints.”

[@kevinjennerproductions2025]

@@Marine_Animations now i hear it. But still grunts have Dirty Minds, that fist of Rukt.

[@Marine_Animations]

@@kevinjennerproductions2025 yep.

[@Marine_Animations]

@@kevinjennerproductions2025 and especially that whole Cortana“Turn it into a b*” thing

[@JojoTheRed]

I love how I can tell when John DiMaggio is voicing the Brutes.

[@RaptorPegasus]

Arbiter just turns into Julius from Saints Row

[@nestorgamer9746]

it's same voice actor

[@RaptorPegasus]

@@nestorgamer9746 yeah but Arbiter and Julius talk very differently so hearing Arby call me Fool like a middle aged black man sent me

[@nestorgamer9746]

@@RaptorPegasus you are right Im just used to Capt. Anderson from Mass Effect, he's the perfect middle ground

[@dtice123]

"Is this because of reach?" That one hurt me

[@Thecloaker_]

“Oh someone stole my AI, I’m so lonely! Where is she, I hope shes not hurt. Blegh.” Mans just described master chiefs character in halo 5 8 years before halo 5. Dam.

[@samlund8543]

“Take away its girl, and it turns into a bitch!” Master Chief ever since Halo 4

[@Hasbro1967]

3:12 One of my favorites 10:40 also another one

[@Cruzer91]

When you die, the brutes should say "Looks like meat's back on the menu boys!" 😂

[@shcdemolisher]

I know in Infinite they do say “Tonight we feast!” When you die to them.

[@zombiedude-dk7lc]

2:48 Didn’t realise that a Brute can scream like a little girl

[@EsplodingBomb]

"He's dead! Now we cuddle." Aww "You're dead! Let's cuddle." Aww?

[@ApolloniusTheRighteous]

6:35 the way Joe Staten says “ladyyy” 😂

[@cjmahaffey]

"i'm the juggernaut bitch!" a little X-men reference there.

[@arbiter11171]

10:53 “The demon! Not as large as I heard...” Whoa! A Halo 4 reference in Halo 3?!

[@Mr_anderson111]

He sounds like zoidburg from futurama

[@Spartan-269]

I've got a feeling he heard that story from Grunts.

[@hiltonb8876]

Some Random, but god tier grunt: *”Please enjoy my BRIGHT, BLUE BALLS”*

[@lancecurry7538]

5:12

[@clonetrooper0426]

“I fart in your general direction!” - French Brutes

[@KAd3N777]

Turns out brutes are actually really friendly. Towards their own kind.

[@senworksfilm]

*first immolation begs to differ

[@cleanserofnoobs4162]

343 Guilty Spark: [Humming] "Do you know this tune?" [Humming] "Catchy little ditty, isn't it?" [Humming] "Makes you want to kill me, doesn't it?" 😂😂😂👍

[@Moerfel]

Library flashbacks 😂

[@samuelzuleger5134]

@@Moerfel I started hearing it and instinctively though, "Where's the shotgun?!"

[@manuxx3543]

''Ding dong the Demon is dead !'' has such a ''Honk if Thatcher is dead !'' vibe lmao

[@60sspider-man29]

Its doing dong the wicked bi*ch is dead.

[@ElMarcoHoJ]

Honk

[@KopperNeoman]

Celebrating the death of your death cult's enemies is far funnier in my shooty bang space marine game.

[@Inic]

Joe Staten doing grunt voices is one of my favorite things in the old Halo games. That guy is hilarious lol 5:40

[@yng_hatchet4207]

A covenant calling master chief a bitch is WAYYYY more hilarious then it should be

[@koyooko5160]

This skull made me realize how much sexual tension the Elites have

[@newkingfj7242]

"Your mother mates out of season " 😂😂😂

[@richardmarois4203]

At this moment 3:15 I just realized the brute VA is the same one as bender from Futurama

[@eheh3723]

I thought that sounded like Joe!

[@KamikazeCarbine]

2:47, that caught me off guard 😂😂

[@RjGoombes]

14:30 Keith David accidentally mixed up arbiter with spawn here lmao

[@thatoneginger2333]

10:41 never fails to make me laugh

[@danielawesome36]

10:59 *had enough of staring* "I'm trying new contacts, now stop dripping!" I don't wanna think about this line too much.

[@tylermortensen-parker3423]

I wonder it could mean

[@henrybadger785]

“Chinese fire drill! Go!” LMAO

[@AccessDenied20078]

Aye it’s you from twitter. Heh small world

[@henrybadger785]

@@AccessDenied20078 YOOOO! Always awesome to see people from Twitter, also it’s flattering to be recognized! Hello hello! 😎👉🏻👉🏻

[@juvenoiachild7675]

"Welcome to the Social" was the marking blurb for the Microsoft Zune

[@MichaelChin1994]

Thanks for the explanation. Also, wow, what an awful slogan.

[@jacobrobinson787]

I'm torn between the comedic awesomeness of the Elites, and the wholesomeness of the Brutes.

[@TheFacelessStoryMaker]

"I am raising the threat level to red!"