Top 10 Dumbest Yakuza Heat Actions

[@vividlantern8854]

Kaito doesn’t take damage sitting on the ground because he’s that caked up.

[@DragonD_Dojima]

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[@Sockren]

i love having a serious cutscene then it having all the tension lifted because the camera shot is 1/3 kaito's ass

[@FireyTheAlienDragon]

I think i might have a theory on wh y it makes sense, he's probably using the force of all the gravity from his fall to crack the guys spine and fold him. Since in the animation yo udo see the npc bend a bit

[@Sockren]

@@FireyTheAlienDragon its literally an illegal move where it simulates your opponent falling down neck first

[@scootaloo9491]

The Kaito HA at #9 is explained by uh.. Well, why that move is ILLEGAL in real wrestling. Because the amount of force behind the drop cannot be controlled like other wrestling moves. Meaning it CAN be lethal. Yes, it absolutely would hurt Kaito's tailbone. But the guy on top would temporarily be left into Gravity's hands as Kaito drops, before then landing NECK FIRST onto Kaito's rock hard shoulder, with all the force of the fall, AND his own Body weight proceeding to crush down on his neck. In short - the way it does damage is via gravity. And all of the Victim's weight gets used as a weapon against their neck. If anything, these guys get lucky they're not permanently hospitalised after getting hit by it.

[@assassinonprozac]

To add onto this there was a pro wrestler named Tyson Kidd who was nearly paralyzed by this move, he got really lucky but most people who suffer that injury will die, (I remember reading something like only 5% survive) and the few who survive will end up a quadriplegic.

[@RandoChrisYT]

@@assassinonprozac What's worse is that he took what's considered the safer version of the move, because Samoa Joe's version has him drop backwards so in theory, it's just supposed to be a flat back bump

[@supercard9418]

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[@scootaloo9491]

@@supercard9418 😨😨😨

[@supercard9418]

@@scootaloo9491 haha all good. Just couldn’t resist the comment

[@aikotitilai3820]

The sliding can be explained by the fact that Kiryu has heelys (to look cool in front of the kids and bond with them)

[@peanutmurgler]

It’s nothing new either since you’re sliding out of the way of an incoming attack every time you quickstep. Also Kiryu may not be BARRY ALLEN fast but he dodges bullets like point blank, that’s like… Batman fast

[@semi__colon]

for the second one, im pretty sure that works cuz kaito snaps the neck of the guy hes holding. his own weight crushes him when kaito drops down.

[@kazzykun5235]

And this is also a real move (formerly) performed by professional wrestlers, and it's called Mexican Stretch Buster.

[@tonyflamingo3444]

Objection, These are objectively cool and therefore fall underneath the rule of cool making your opinion wrong and stupid and wrong.

[@nikolalazarevic9059]

11:11

[@nikolalazarevic9059]

11:11

[@tonyflamingo3444]

@@nikolalazarevic9059 Don't tell me you thought I was actually serious when I commented that

[@anunusualstoutshako728]

The rule of cool surpasses all logic and reasoning

[@Hox5241]

In the second one, Kaito snaps his neck with the force made from his sudden stop when Kaito hits the ground, likely pushing the persons neck in an unusual manner but if it is not that then its the dudes head slamming into Kaito's shoulder with a good amount of force.

[@chrisrockett5897]

For all of the Akiyama related ones, I'm guessing he's just going so fast that the enemy looks like they're going in slo-mo. The bounce one is just rule of cool. The Yagami one is him sweeping the enemy away, then while he's in the air he runs in for a punch. And while the Gaiden one doesn't really make sense, the game CANNOT be that bad.

[@Thebooooy]

9:54 Fun fact, this isn't actually an original heat action, it's a reused asset from RGG's fist of the north star game. So that makes yakuza kiwami have 3 original heat actions. EDIT: nvm I was wrong kiwami came first so it does have 4 original heat actions

[@DatsuKyoraku]

Lost Paradise came out first? Damn i didnt know

[@Thebooooy]

@@DatsuKyoraku wait fuck I didn't do my research kiwami came first

[@serg6679]

Also love the snowman heat action at the end which kills man (like fr you can hit man with snowman and he's gone!)

[@協420]

is that akira nishikiyama 🙏

[@mecarizza]

they should have made an heat action where kiryu grabs a bunch of eggs eats all of them at once and starts farting uncontrollably at the enemies which result in all of them dying at once

[@a6v535]

What?😭

[@SilliestGuy69]

He truly is like a dragon

[@AndrewTheYouTubeCommentator]

This man scares me

[@shadowmamba95]

This is something Nishitani would do, not Kiryu, even Majima is stretching…

[@ottsel]

What dumbass shit did I just read

[@reklaizer]

i cant believe i heard words "Yakuza 5" and "garbage" in one sentence. One of the best parts together with yakuza 0

[@helghast_7203]

I feel like there is a part of trolling in the video.

[@MikeJr9284]

Yakuza is a realistic crime drama.

[@dreamEnd]

I love at how Saejima heat actions barely even make the list, despite the majority of them being the most ridiculous of them all; From invisible trampolines, to a literal human transmutation. He's just too manly that defying the laws of physics is normal for him.

[@vividlantern8854]

Saejima is secretly a comic book character.

[@Tha-mountain]

They all are ​@@vividlantern8854

[@kamikaze4172]

Obviously, Kiryu unlocked his Stand, who keeps his victim in the air in order to perform the 100 Cracked Fist of the North Star

[@Flame17K]

The next video probably gonna be all Kenzan and Ishin heat actions (but Kenzan is actually peak)

[@metwie_33]

fax

[@DillionT]

Dis why Gaiden better

[@imnotameme]

pov no tea

[@cooltravis6945]

I dont get the gaiden hate. It's good

[@Orion-q6i]

​@@cooltravis6945same here, the only thing that sucks in gaiden is the action assist, i tried it and it sucks assssssssssssssssssssss

[@Chibi_Devanam]

Yakuza relies on Bollywood's physics.

[@bebrasmachnayq5691]

Basically as Comments said Kaito can frickin kill someone with that move

[@協420]

nishiki does the same thing but falls backwards in the first ps2 game

[@ThatWeirdGuyFromWork]

That first Judgment move, Yagami is kicking the back of the guy’s head and folding him inwards, and he’s bouncing BACK with incredible force, but it all happens so fast you can barely tell what’s happening.

[@thomasthecoolkid7228]

For #8... Heat is canon. It's a thing that exists in universe. The characters have powers. Same explanation for #6. And maybe #3.

[@maxwellpaynewell5305]

Can't wait for the next video, hoping you'll include the FRAUDen heat action where Kiryu dismantles a guys pistol, only for him to just have another one if the damage wasn't enough to kill him

[@GUNKSHOTT]

Which one is that

[@maxwellpaynewell5305]

@@GUNKSHOTT Daidoji Essence of Arms Theft, it's one of the unlockable heat actions for Agent style. Best seen in the arena or in the late game since that's where gun enemies have the most health

[@Arcana_zero_studios]

Essence of drunken thrust is Kiryu performing a Raging Demon.

[@CopperLoveAndKisses]

I swear that first heat action with the slapping triggered me everytime I seen it. Like, bro, I wanted him to get thrown around instead of staying standing up somehow.

[@jacobpugh947]

the best explanation for #1 is, basically they watched JoJo's Bizarre Adventure and liked it so much they made Kiryu Star Platinum

[@ExtremeMan-yn4nw]

RGG guys taking Physics lessons from Bollywood.

[@HansCast]

"He's not Barry Allen, he's not Quicksilver, or A-Train." You're right. He's Kiryu, and he's faster than those chumps. Lol.

[@bobbobber2800]

For number 8 kiryu is wearing heelys

[@patr4286]

lmao the one where Kaito busts his ass was always funny to me reminds me of Majima's grab takedown in 0 where if the other guy just falls down with him I think majima would break his neck

[@chrisrockett5897]

I'm guessing he's stretching the guys legs and breaking his tailbone?

[@Dr_Orso]

Where is that image of kiryu at 7:45 even from? i love it

[@Tha-mountain]

The 3rd

[@ValkynazKivan]

At least the camera follows Kiryu before he slaps the dude. I am talking about the first one, aka the Ishin one.

[@enny5708]

comedic genius

[@elijahfyffe5176]

Second one is called a “Muscle Buster”. They work, you basically drop one on their neck.

[@ThatWeirdGuyFromWork]

Also cool discovering a Balkan yakuza-focused KZbin channel.

[@shelf_manager]

while satire yes, the sumo slap makes actual sense in Judgement games cause Yagami doesn't follow up with more sumo slaps after sending the mf flying

[@NinjaWarotMCph]

At least JE/LJ fixed Essence if Sumo Slapping (number 10) by ditching the rest and only keeping the first slapp which sends the enemy both up and away.

[@dEvnrr]

the rush kiwami heat action was actually reused from hokuto ga gotoku lmao iirc

[@denisboss0899]

HGG released in 2018. Yakuza Kiwami released in 2016.

[@dEvnrr]

@@denisboss0899 got fact checked 😭💔

[@cutesquirrelsdontcry]

@@dEvnrr damn

[@wacky-physics7506]

4:40 he hits him in the head im pretty sure, still only makes slightly more sense, like did he bounce of the ground, or stumble backwards or sm

[@anunusualstoutshako728]

I need someone to explain Yakuza 5's Ultimate Essence as Kiryu. I swear that the glare does most of the damage in that heat action.

[@Kingnocitsyakuza]

heat action the slap lol 1:44

[@KazukiDojima2k15]

RGG: i hate gravity

[@Kuukerin]

Ichiban to tekken 8 as a guest character

[@kevinalford]

Managed to vice signal before you even got to the game. Nice work CHUD

[@부제비]

Majima's mad dog heat action from yakuza 0 should be on the list. How the fuck you can throw a knife in the air, and kick it right to the enemy chest(while not killing one)? It seems kinda realistic compared to slide classics or issac newton classics but doesn't make sense at all

[@ianalicando3548]

The Dragon King Essence in Gaiden might just be coz they copied it from Yakuza 7 Kiryu poundmate which kinda works as a aoe or group attack

[@balak9556]

Yakuza 5's filtration has no end

[@georgechiras5755]

Is there a mod in kiwami to fix the heat action icon always showing the extreme heat action brawler icon and not showing each icon correctly? (On pc)

[@CovenantLazzy]

Damn the shinada sitting didn't make it.

[@stfuunwaveringbeliefisplay9850]

Bro's got personal beef with Deontay Wilder 💀💀💀

[@kamikaze4172]

And not on Majima heat action. Unreal

[@Ry-Ry]

With the Kaito one at #9, only way I can see it working in a practical sence is if Kaito somehow moved him back a bit so its just his head on kaitos shoulders. This could mean when Kaito falls on his ass he pulls his head upwards to where it could do more damage. I don't know by how much im not a medical student. Besides that, all I can see is it being another pro wrestling move put into use in a street fight.

[@d1m4e32]

we need part 2

[@TitanChromeE]

1:26 Chonkiyama

[@sashapinesnguyenhienhoa8003]

Rubber physic and gravity

[@justsomedogborker3310]

pretty sure at like 4:35 ish is a shoulder kick aimed at the joint, so it'd probably work, wouldn't it?

[@calimbasphoenix6319]

2:43 drunken kung fu:

[@AstroPkReal]

What is kilos in American I no speak other countries

[@cutesquirrelsdontcry]

2 pounds is 1 kilo, so like 140 pounds being 70 kilos

[@YoussefMohamed-un1lf]

ez dragon has stand the world

[@Girbiderb]

Saejima, more like, Saitama

[@tombraiserzombie2581]

Someone’s going to make a response video pfft

[@organz31]

Good, Now make the Dumbest QTEs :)

[@DiabolicCrusher]

1:45 Sounds like something Ryouma would do.

[@noahfloofster4271]

GAH DU

[@katarns]

Bro don't do the narrative 😭

[@Sweet_Tooth1995tm]

Didn't understand a shit about #5

[@Kratos-zo2lr]

SRBIJA MENTIONED RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸

[@rust8636]

Ankara pessi

[@quotetes]

why can you reply a reply a comment reply 😳

[@garryhlambert]

Man pretends to yap about yakuza heat actions like he cares for 10 minutes straight

[@cutesquirrelsdontcry]

ikr lol, it is fun to hear someone yapping when u have nothing else to do tho